Run-Off: Gator vs. SportsGuy vs. Jobber Blitz
Sept 28, 2009 9:15:31 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2009 9:15:31 GMT -5
Only pick ONE this time. I will abstain from voting so as to be a tie-breaker if need be.
Gator's Gator Historical Battel: Deadageddon
Play-By-Play announcer: Walter Cronkite
Color announcer: George Carlin
For the vacant GHB Underworld Heavyweight Championship, two of history's most prominent leaders in a 60-minute Iron Man Match!
Abraham Lincoln vs. Napoleon Bonaparte
In a match where the losing team will have to be the winning team's slaves until the next PPV!
Marilyn Monroe & Anna Nicole Smith vs. Harriet Tubman & Rosa Parks
Defending his Hard-To-The-Core Title in his signature Ring of Fire Inferno Match!
Johnny Cash vs. Nero
Next we have a Clippers-on-a-Pole Ladder Match where the winning team gets to shave the facial hair of the losing team!
"Los Mustachios Fantasticos" Charlie Chaplin & Groucho Marx vs. "The Rainbow Connection" Jerry Garcia & Jim Henson
In the first ever Laws of Physics Scaffold Match!
Albert Einstein vs. Isaac Newton vs. Evel Knievel vs. Harry Houdini
Our special attraction matchup features a recently deceased participant in a First Blood Match!
Kublai Khan & Ricardo Montalban vs. Patrick Swayze & Chris Farley
And last, but certainly not least, two of history's most colorful personalities square off in an I Quit Match!
Teddy "The Bear" Roosevelt vs. Attila The Hun
VERSUS
SportsGuy's History Channel Wrestling Association
Main event: 3 stages of Hell Match
1st fall: Basic westling match
2nd Fall: Falls Count Anywhere streetfight
3rd Fall: Ladder Match (with a bible hanging up)
Chris Benoit vs Nancy Benoit
Hell in a Cell
Jeffery Dahmer Vs John Wayne Gacy
4 way dance
Vince Lombardi vs Curly Lambeau vs George Halas Vs Wellington Mara
James Dean vs Steve McQueen
George C Scott Vs Jackie Gleason vs Marlon Brando
Satchel Paige and Larry Doby vs Josh Gibson and Buck O Neil
Brian Pilman vs Owen Hart
Wyatt Earp vs Wild Bill Hickock
Announcers: Harry Kalas, Ray Scott, Tom Mees
VERSUS
Jobber Blitz's Fat Old Men Fighting: Pork Ass
Announcer: Curt Hennig
Colour Commentator: Eddie Guerrero
Joseph Stalin vs. Leon Trotsky
(winner becomes leader of the free world)
Elvis vs. John Lennon
Vladimir Lenin & Karl Marx vs. Chico & Harpo Marx
Winners chooses losers’ new surnames
Che Guevara vs. Joseph McCarthy
Hermann Göring vs. Neville Chamberlain
George Orwell & Joseph Heller vs. Hendrik Verwoerd & Leopold II vs. Winston Churchill & Franklin D. Roosevelt
(Winners get to be co-GM’s for next week)
Charles Darwin vs. Eric Kulas
Gator's Gator Historical Battel: Deadageddon
Play-By-Play announcer: Walter Cronkite
Color announcer: George Carlin
For the vacant GHB Underworld Heavyweight Championship, two of history's most prominent leaders in a 60-minute Iron Man Match!
Abraham Lincoln vs. Napoleon Bonaparte
In a match where the losing team will have to be the winning team's slaves until the next PPV!
Marilyn Monroe & Anna Nicole Smith vs. Harriet Tubman & Rosa Parks
Defending his Hard-To-The-Core Title in his signature Ring of Fire Inferno Match!
Johnny Cash vs. Nero
Next we have a Clippers-on-a-Pole Ladder Match where the winning team gets to shave the facial hair of the losing team!
"Los Mustachios Fantasticos" Charlie Chaplin & Groucho Marx vs. "The Rainbow Connection" Jerry Garcia & Jim Henson
In the first ever Laws of Physics Scaffold Match!
Albert Einstein vs. Isaac Newton vs. Evel Knievel vs. Harry Houdini
Our special attraction matchup features a recently deceased participant in a First Blood Match!
Kublai Khan & Ricardo Montalban vs. Patrick Swayze & Chris Farley
And last, but certainly not least, two of history's most colorful personalities square off in an I Quit Match!
Teddy "The Bear" Roosevelt vs. Attila The Hun
VERSUS
SportsGuy's History Channel Wrestling Association
Main event: 3 stages of Hell Match
1st fall: Basic westling match
2nd Fall: Falls Count Anywhere streetfight
3rd Fall: Ladder Match (with a bible hanging up)
Chris Benoit vs Nancy Benoit
Hell in a Cell
Jeffery Dahmer Vs John Wayne Gacy
4 way dance
Vince Lombardi vs Curly Lambeau vs George Halas Vs Wellington Mara
James Dean vs Steve McQueen
George C Scott Vs Jackie Gleason vs Marlon Brando
Satchel Paige and Larry Doby vs Josh Gibson and Buck O Neil
Brian Pilman vs Owen Hart
Wyatt Earp vs Wild Bill Hickock
Announcers: Harry Kalas, Ray Scott, Tom Mees
VERSUS
Jobber Blitz's Fat Old Men Fighting: Pork Ass
Announcer: Curt Hennig
Colour Commentator: Eddie Guerrero
Joseph Stalin vs. Leon Trotsky
(winner becomes leader of the free world)
Elvis vs. John Lennon
Vladimir Lenin & Karl Marx vs. Chico & Harpo Marx
Winners chooses losers’ new surnames
Che Guevara vs. Joseph McCarthy
Hermann Göring vs. Neville Chamberlain
George Orwell & Joseph Heller vs. Hendrik Verwoerd & Leopold II vs. Winston Churchill & Franklin D. Roosevelt
(Winners get to be co-GM’s for next week)
Charles Darwin vs. Eric Kulas