[wyattcox]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Boring, Maryland
December 18, 2013

OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Stank vs. Mai Muyo

DK Murphy & Chad Madison vs. Ecosystem & Moosehead Jack
Daniella Murphy & Zane Myers vs. Stan Fulton & LD Williams
Firewoman & Alexis Darling vs. Tommy Wilder & Miranda Williams
Danny Taylor vs. Chloe vs. Chris Evans
Christian Carter & Joey Reyna vs. Ghosthead & Matt Folz
Alexander Darling vs. Jason Allen

Card subject to ........God it's too boring to even write

[wyattcox]

(The battle between Mai and Chloe continues backstage as they head toward catering. Mai sets to throw Chloe into the serving area but Chloe reverses and Mai lands badly in the middle of the pizza rolls. Chloe gets Mai up for a corkscrew and plants her in the Salad Bar. Chloe picks up a steel chair and prepares to slam it across Mai's back. She raises the chair high but it's snatched out of her hand by...Danny Taylor? Chloe sees the odds have turned and she slips away. Danny goes to help up Mai who initially pushes him away, then sees it's him and gestures to apologize. They share a brief hug as they head on their separate ways and we fade...)

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ We fade inside the Destroyitarium. Ashley and Spencer are at the bar, Spencer doing Bridgette's nails. We pan around the seating area, where siting at their normal place are DK and Daniella Murphy. They are joined by Chad & Zane, each one looking at the screens of their tablets. There is much animated taking & gesturing at various points, and clearly they are working on getting on the same page for this weeks mixed up tag matches. The camera zooms in on Danny, who is leaning against the wall. He gives us a thumbs up as we fade... ~~~

[wld]

**SFJ#47 is with Miranda Williams.**

SFJ#47: "Miranda, this week you team with Tommy Wilder to face Firewoman and Alexis Darling. Your thoughts?"

M: "Yikes."

SFJ#47: "Yikes?"

M: "I'm facing my mentor and one of my idols. Not the first time, but the butterflies don't seem to be getting any smaller. On top of that, I'm teaming with an OOWF legend. A daredevil that does things - inside the ring and out - that I can only dream of. On one hand, nobody's going to try and cave my skull in - I think - but on the other, I'm a little out of my league here. I want hold my own - do Fire proud, you know?"

SFJ#47: "But haven't you already done that? I mean you won the Onslaught championship."

M: "That I barely defended, in matches that were draws more often than not. I'm proud of what I accomplished, but I've got a long way to go yet, before I prove I belong in the ring with the greats."

SFJ#47: "Including regaining the Onslaught championship from Stank?"

M: "Especially that."

<fade>

[blownspot]

Frank Sinatra sings "Lets keep this party polite" 

Stank steps off of LD Williams private Jet. The rest of the Saints of Sinners all wearing formal attire step off the plane behind the Onslaught Champion as he greets an old friend of his on BWI's tarmac... none other than Brad "The Biscuit" Smoley.

The next scene shows The Saints of Sinners, led by their host Smoley, descending an escalator into Maryland LIVE Casino. Stank pie faces an attendant at the bottom of the escalator trying to hock tickets to a show. The attendant objects so LD nails him with a CANADIAN DESTROYER!

"Never get out of my sight"

The next scene shows a bunch of casino guests running for their lives as Chloe pounces on one of them and lifts him up. She then drops him on his head with a CHLOE CORKSCREW! She looks to do further damage but Moose lays a hand on her shoulder.

"Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with.."

Stank and Chloe dance around bodies strewn everywhere while Moose, LD, and Smoley sit at a nearby table playing cards and drinking Ciroc Vodka. Security shows up near the entrance holding tasers. Moose calmly reaches for Happy Deth Bat.

"LUCK be a lady.."

The last security guard falls after having been electrified by his own taser. Chloe drops the taser by her stilettos and walks out with the rest of the Saints. The next scene shows them at their hotel room all laughing and drinking. A bartender is shown pouring more Ciroc Vodka.

"LUCK be a lady tonight"

The scene fades on The Saints and Brad Smoley toasting the Baltimore skyline from the balcony of their hotel room as voiceover guy speaks saying  "Ciroc Ultra Premium... (Sinfully) smooth"

Fade

[Doug]

As Danny watches the Murphy's and Texans strategize, he smiles. Ashley walks over and hands him a cold Sweet Josie Brown Ale. He nods in thanks and just enjoys the peace for a minute.

Ashley: You looked good last week, unfortunately, you got Evans again this week, and that lunatic Chloe to boot.

Danny lets out a sigh, then shrugs his shoulders.

Ashley: This one doesn't favor you. Maybe you and Vic should strategize.

Ashley and Danny both look around the room, and notice that Victor is nowhere to be seen.

Ashley: Where is Vic anyways?

Danny looks confused and shrugs his shoulders again. The camera cuts away, and we see Dashing Victor Deniro standing in a side hallway of the arena. He has a smirk on his face and is fiddling with a coin in his hand. Moments later Chloe comes walking by DDT title slung over her shoulder. She notices Victor and stops, sneering at him.

Chloe: Come to threaten me?

DVD: (feigning innocence)Me? Threaten someone? I'm sure I don't know what you are talking about.

Chloe: Give it a rest, we both know I face your boy this week. You being here with me is no coincidence.

DVD: Maybe so, but I only "threaten" those I think are a threat to Danny.

Chloe: If you don't think I'm a threat, than you are a bigger fool than I thought.

DVD: Oh, aren't we scary. Frankly I think you will have your hands full with Evans.

Chloe: Evans? Please, when was the last time he was relavan.....

Chloe's words are cut off by a superkick to the side of the head. As she stumble against the wall, we see Chris Evans walk into the light, with a chair in hand.

Evans: Am I relevant now bitch.

With that Evans plasters the stunned Chloe's head into the wall with the chair. As she then starts to crumble, he tosses the chair aside and catches her nailing the Way of the Future. Chloe is out cold and Evans covers, and a nearby ref makes the count.

Your new DDT Ironperson Heavymetal Champion Chris Evans

Evans picks up the title and dusts it off. He then looks over to Victor.

Evans: I didn't need your help with Fire light here.

DVD: (still playing with the coin) I don't know what you are talking about. I was merely having a conversation. You did this all on your own.

Evans: Damn right I did.

With that Evans walks off, and the camera pans back over to where Victor has a shit eating grin on his face. He leans down next to Chloe and spins the coin on the ground next to her head, and we catch him singing slightly to himself.

DVD: Ti..iii...immee is on my side, yes it is.

DVD stands back up and limps off continuing to sing softly to himself.

FADE.

[wld]

**L.D. Williams is in front of an OOWF banner.**

"In the time they've been here, Texpress and I haven't been on the same page much. More often than not we find ourselves on opposite sides of....everything, really. But, we always had a mutual respect.

...at least, so I thought.

But you made it clear last week, didn't you Zane? No respect for me at all. I'm not going to waste my breath arguing with you. Instead, I'll pay you one last respect. You want the world to be black and white? You want a cartoon villain to face? I'll be your Gargamel. This week, Daniella Murphy gets saddled with you to face Stan Fulton and I. It's not going to end well for you Zane, and it'll only get worse until New Year's Evil where...well, since you and Chad are such students of OOWF history, let me put it this way - I liked Tytan. I had no problem with Bryce Larson. Antoine Cutter I hardly even knew.

Imagine what I'm going to do to you."

<fade>

[dkmurphy]

*DK Murphy walked away from the strategy session to get another round at the bar, and Scheme Gene steps over to get a quick interview*

SG: DK Murphy, this week's Mayhem features some unusual tag team combinations, like yourself and Chad.

DK: I've been watching his matches for years. He likes to have fun outside the ring but is all business inside it, like me, so we should do fine. Eco and Moose...to say that they have some history between them is an understatement...then again they are not only all-time greats but OOWF Originals, so we can't take anything for granted. I have unfinished business with Eco, but I won't loose sight of the big picture Wednesday.

SG: How do you think your sister and Zane will work as a team?

DK: They are two of the best athletes here, both train as hard as anybody, so I think they will do well.

SG: LD Williams has called out Zane.

DK: LD is another all-time great and OOWF Original, but that is between him and Zane.

SG: Daniella has "issues" with Stan Fulton. Will that play a role in the match?

DK: I wouldn't bet against it.

[wyattcox]

(A Tuesday night house show in Boring sees the Vermonsters, Ben Ice and Jerry Cream, destroying two local boys, Mike Mundane and Lum Humdrum, when Shoots and Ladders bursts from the speakers and an angry Chloe comes running down the ramp wielding her barbed wire branding iron. The Vermonsters hit the road, but the local boys are just too slow and eat copious quantities of pain as Chloe repeatedly shouts “Evans!” The Vermonsters consider helping the locals, but a look from Chloe sends them scurrying up the ramp. She rolls out of the ring and grabs the microphone from the announcer and rolls back into the ring to the boos of the crowd.)

Evans! Evans! You fucking idiot! You just made the biggest mistake...

(Chloe stops and beats Mundane and Humdrum with the branding iron)

You just made the biggest mistake of your life, Cubbie. When you and your New Old Guard Right Guard Point Guard Crossing Guard attacked me a long time ago, I turned the other cheek. When I teamed with you I didn't say a thing. When you walked out in the middle of a match I didn't say a thing. But now...Evans....EVANS!

(Chloe drops the microphone and picks up Mundane and hits the Corkscrew on him. She picks up the microphone and resumes shouting)

Jack always told me to never start a war on multiple fronts...but EVANS! You started this. You caused shit with the Martyr, the enforcer of the Saints. Tomorrow night, EVANS!

(Chloe drops the microphone and picks up Humdrum and hits the Corkscrew on him. She picks up the microphone and branding iron and flips a hidden switch. As she speaks, the head of the branding iron gets bright red.)

EVANS! Tomorrow night I don't give a fuck about the mute bastard. I WANT YOU! And when it's all over and done, boy...

(Chloe drops the microphone and stands on Mundane's back and brands him with the St Edward's crest. Mundane screams in pain and begins flopping around the ring. A flush comes over her face as Chloe picks up the microphone.)

If I can be serious for a minute, Cubby McTootsalot, tomorrow night, your ass is mine. And dear sweet Victor...this one's for you....

(Chloe again drops the microphone and stands on Humdrum's back and brands HIM with the St Edward's crest. Humdrum screams in pain and finally security comes to the ring and drags the two local boys out of the ring. Chloe shivers and a smile comes over her face.)

Victor, I know you're too stupid to care. You're still safe for now, boy. I stayed clear of you when I danced with your slutty little goth girlie. Don't give me another reason to give you the same mark I gave these boys. And Sis, dear sweet St Edra, stay away...Don't...

(Scarecrow begins playing from the speakers and Chloe drops the microphone and kneels, facing the stage. Moose comes out and gestures for Chloe to come to him. Chloe, as timid now as she was furious earlier, scampers up the ramp, eyes averted. Moose grabs her arm and shoves her behind the curtain as the camera cuts to the back, where we see a limo arrive. The door opens and John Ross Ewing steps out, and we see a feminine leg start to emerge from the car but the signal is abruptly cut.)

[snelson66]

FADE in ... somewhere. Standing in a hotel lobby is one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, The Crusher Stan Fulton. He’s on the phone.

“Yeah...

“No, I haven’t seen him except on match nights...

“We’re fine. Yeah, same page...

“I’m sure things will be back to normal soon...

“You’re his sister. You would know better than I am...

“Yeah, I know. Bye.”

Fulton turns around and there’s an SFJ standing there.

SFJ: “Hello, Mr. Fulton.”

SF: “Hello... uh, random interviewing person.”

SFJ: “I’m Candy.”

SF: “Of course you are.”

SFJ: “Can I ask a few questions?”

SF: “Why not. I’ve been able to avoid all of you for weeks. Couldn’t imagine it could last.”

The SFJ is perturbed about this comment, but continues anyway.

SFJ: “Where is your partner?”

SF: “No idea. We’ve shown up at events, stole the show and went separate ways. We’re the tag team champions. Unlike others we don’t have to work that hard to be incredibly awesome.”

SFJ: “You’ve lost most of your recent matches.”

SF: “Non-title matches. Or matches where Juni and I didn’t even team up. We don’t care much that there are losses there.”

SFJ: “So you don’t care about tomorrow night’s match?”

SF: “A bit. I enjoy pounding on Daniella’s face. I’m sure the reverse is true. And LD and I have some history; we were Trios champs together.”

SFJ: “So...?”

SF: “So I expect us to go out, kick ass and take names.”

SFJ: “Just like that?”

SF: “What do you want me to say? That it’s going to be long, tough fight? That our opponents have our respect and we’ll give them our all? Screw that. LD is wrestling immortality and we’re both OOWF Grand Slam Champions. Let’s see Mr. Myers and Ms. Murphy match those resumes. LD and I will fall back into our former partnership while Zane and Dee will argue about which one gets to fight first. Case closed.”

SFJ: “Wow. OK. Uh, what about...?”

SF: “Listen, toots. You’re obviously looking for something specific for me to say. Well tough titties. I don’t give a rat’s ass what you want or what the Murphys want or what the OOWF Universe wants in a Tag Team Champion. So take that mic, shove it where the sun don’t shine and don’t ever talk to me again. Now get out of my way; I have a private plane waiting for me.”

Fulton pushes past the SFJ who stands there with her mouth hanging open as we FADE.

[Carter]

OOWF.com has just received word that Christian Carter, Jose Reyna Jr. and Jason Allen, respectfully known as the Suicide Kings, have issued a press conference for 2:00 Central Time today…we will have that conference via a stream here on OOWF.com. Thank you.

[Carter]

OOWF.com’s live stream of the Suicide Kings press conference comes on, as all three members are sitting at a table, with microphones in front of them. There are a few tape recorders in front of them, as Christian Carter starts to speak.

CC: Thank you all for coming, and we would like to inform you that after we make our brief statement, in which I, Christian Carter, will announce, we will not take any questions.

The past few weeks in the OOWF, we three, the Suicide Kings, have basically destroyed three men…Alexander Darling, Matt Folz, and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jared Mann, aka Ghosthead. Now, since our triumphant wins last week between those three men, we have won the right to pick the stipulation for our match at the PPV New Years’ Evil, that is coming up.

Now, we have thought long and hard about this stipulation…Jason here, he suggested we have ourselves a stripper on a pole match, where we would have two strippers on each side, doing awesome pole dancing, and we would have to strip the opponents stripper to her bra and panties…I mean we do have to keep it PG-14…

Now that being a good suggestion, Jose here, had a more traditional Mexican match, where it would a be a bull fighting match, where we would put a live bull in the ring with us…now although that was truly unique, for the safety of us three and the safety of the strippers, we will not be doing that match.

So, I have come up with a match, that even Matt Folz and Alexander Darling would possibly salivate at the tongue for. Now…in our six man tag match…(Jose stops him for a second and whispers something in his ear.)

What?...Really? Folks, I’m sorry, due to the bitching of the women in OOWF, I am to politically correct it to a 6 person tag match. In our six PERSON tag match, the stipulation is simple…whoever pins their opponent, wins the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion…That’s right Jared, I’m going to make sure you don’t leave with that title, because if any of your two partners pin one of us, which is highly unlikely, they will leave with your title…if anyone one of us beats anyone of you, we leave with that title…or should I say…I LEAVE WITH THAT TITLE!

So that being said Jared, how trust worth will your partners be now?

Jason stands up with Jose…

JA: This concludes our Press Conference…No Further Questions…

Carter is the last to get out of his seat, and the three men walk through the side door and out of the building. Feed Fades to Black.

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is sitting in the Darling Luxury Suites which has, for a change, been tastefully decorated , ergo Firewoman had nothing to do with it this year.

Q: Where have you been?

FW: Oh, shopping? Baking?

Q: Baking? You? Isn't there a ban on that?

FW: I was in New Orleans decorating the house? The ghosts like the holidays?

Q: ...

FW: Grading final papers and exams?

Q: Fine, don't give me a straight answer. Keep lying.

FW: It's what I do. Is this interview time or what?

Q: Right...so tonight you're teaming up with your friend, sister-in-law, and...well, sometimes more....

FW: Sometimes.

Q: Are you concerned it all? You two seem to be, well, kind of on each others' nerves.

FW: Pssht....Alexis and I have known each other for so long, there's bound to be occasional friction...heh....and not of the fun kind.

Q: But she firestomped you to win last time. Some one say using your own move against you is the epitome of disrespect.

FW: When I do it, it's the Firestomp. When she does it, it's a curb stomp. Yeah, it's one of my favorite,s but it's just a move.

Q: You say that, but your hands have become fists.

Fire looks down at her hands....er, fists.

FW: Huh...so they have. Well, 'tis the season.

Q: What does that even mean?

FW: It means this interview is over.

Firewoman leaves in a huff.[/i]

[Chris Eco]

Mai Muyo is pacing back and forth, thumbing through her rosary beads and mumbling.

Mai: …and after this, our exile, show unto us the blessed fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Oh clement, oh loving, oh sweet Virgin Mary, pray for us, oh Holy Mother of God, that we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ. Amen.

Mai crosses herself, but keeps thumbing the beads.

Mai: Am I lost? I am not lost. I am being led. Led by who? Led by my Lord. Led by others? Perhaps. It is not good that man should serve two masters. Man cannot serve two masters. Certainly not follow. But you may serve your earthly master. But whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward.

When is my inheritance? Is it now? Is it tonight? Against Lucas? The Onslaught Championship? What a joy. What a Christmas present.

But not a Pearl of High Price. Not something I would go and sell all I have, give up all I've done, to acquire.

A win is not a pearl of high price. A championship is not a pearl of high price. A soul is a pearl of high price.

Whether or not it manifests in the ring every given week, Chloe and I are in a bit of a struggle. And I know her heart has been hardened like Pharaoh's by a man who considers himself the Devil manifest. And yet...I know a little something about lost souls.

So I will struggle. I will endure. And if I seem to sway myself, so be it. The tree that doesn't bend, breaks. Chloe may bend me. Stank may bend me. None shall break me. My strength is in the Lord.

FADE

---

Ecosystem approaches Moose backstage, as Moose sits quietly, looking down…he must be thinking, because he sure ain’t praying. He looks up, and Ecosystem calmly takes a seat at his feet, legs folded, belt in his lap.

Eco: You know how sometimes…even though you don’t forgive…even though you don’t forget…you’re willing to ignore a little history for the sake of doing some damage?

Moose doesn’t react.

Eco: Because I’ve been thinking…we are right here in Boring, Maryland (cheap pop??)…right next door to that cesspool known as Washington DC…where the blood of men is spilled every day, not with barbed wire or blades, but with key taps and pen strokes.

You know, just this past week, we had a drone strike take out a Yemeni wedding party. Seventeen dead in all, only five hypothetically connected to al-Qaida. Hypothetically. Like maybe. Kinda. Sorta. And yet, they call these precision drones. Surgical strikes, as if surgery ever resulted in double-digit casualties.

I say tonight…we show them all…what a surgical strike really looks like.

Moose smirks.

Moose: But see…I don’t mind collateral damage.

FADE

[wyattcox]

(An entourage of security whisks in a group of people that we recognize as GM Nate, John Ross Ewing, other members of the Board of Directors, and one Edra Neal. Edra trails the group as she shakes hands with a number of people, including Justin and Bill. As she starts to walk away from the BFE mess, someone jumps into Edra's arms. That someone is Mai Muyo.)

Mai: YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK...

Edra: (Smiling) Settle down, Mai.  It's not a done deal yet.  For now I'm just visiting.

Mai: I'm sorry, I'm just so happy to see you. It's been so long...

Edra: Yeah, sorry. It's been...hard. How are you and Stan doing?

Mai: Stan...and Juni...they...changed. I don't spend much time with them anymore.

Edra: (Hugging Mai) Oh Mai, I know that's hard. How can you...I mean, You and Stan...and then your own brother broke your leg...It has to be...

Mai: Faith. Sometimes we don't understand all of God's plan. We're not meant to. I'm just glad you're back. We both need a good friend. We need someone to have each other's back.

Edra: Mai, I need you to understand something. I'm not back here for good, no matter what the board thinks. I'm just here to make Clio come home. That's it.

Mai: But Edra, what about...

Edra: Look at me. I'm bigger than ever, stronger than ever, more agile than ever. She can't beat me. Thanks for being concerned, Mai, but I'll be just fine. Let's do lunch this week.

(Edra hugs Mai and rushes to catch up to the group. A very sad Mai follows Edra with her eyes.)

Mai: You were the one who told me this is a dangerous place for a single woman. Chloe's not what you should worry about. May the Lord keep you safe, Edra Neal.

(Mai crosses herself and walks away as the cameras fade.)

[wyattcox]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Boring, Maryland
December 18, 2013

(Lazer Cannon Deth Sentence brings out Moosehead Jack and Chloe. Moose is carrying Happy Deth Bat while Chloe is walking behind him, head bowed, looking very sad. Moose climbs into the ring as Chloe gets two microphones from the timekeeper. Russ and Razz tell the TV audience that Chloe looks unusually reserved tonight as she hands one to Moose and he starts to speak..)

Moose: Power, we know you're back there. We know you've been in negotiations all day. Come on out here, sign that contract. You tried to take someone who is very important to me away. I owe you. Come out here, Power, and get the beating you deserve. You walked away from the Saints. You're never going to walk anywhere again...Trust..

Chloe: Wait, Jack. Wait.

Moose: What are you doing?

Chloe: I can't do this, Jack. Edra, I'm sorry. I was wrong. Edra, these past few months without you by my side have been...painful. This man is the most important man in my life. But YOU, you are my second half. You're right. We belong together.

Moose: Stop it.

Chloe: Jack, you know I'm right. Edra and I were a great tag team, and with you leading us, we can become the best tag team ever in the history of the OOWF. 

Moose: (Storming around) This is fucked up.

Chloe: Edra, come out, join me. We will be better than Power and Glory ever was. I love you Edra...

(Moose slaps the microphone out of Chloe's hand and begins screaming at her. Chloe stands up to him, but Moose starts slapping her, then lays in a Heart Punch! Chloe goes down in a heap and Moose begins kicking and stomping on Chloe. Chloe begs Moose to stop, but eventually just covers up in the middle of the ring, refusing to fight back against Moose.)

(Suddenly out of the back comes Power, a microphone in one hand and a piece of paper in the other hand, walking down to the ring.)

Power: Moose, stop it. Stop it. I'm here. I'm back. Leave my sister alone. This is between Chloe and me.

Moose: About time. I owe you a beating.

Power: (climbing into the ring) And you might get your shot someday. But right now this is between family. Chloe, you've pulled every trick in the book to try to get me back here. Look at me. LOOK AT ME!

(The sister's eyes lock, and a very sad look is on Chloe's face. After a long silence Power holds up the piece of paper.)

Power: Clio, just now backstage I signed this contract to come take you home. But I think you're right. This is our home. You want to team up again, you want to tear up the tag team division, you want to be champs again, then let's do it...sis. Power's back.

(Power drops the microphone and extends a hand to Chloe. The crowd goes nuts and Moose just stands back as the twins hug. Suddenly a demonic expression comes over Chloe's face as the hug gets tighter and Moose picks up Happy Deth Bat and begins laying shots into Power's back, ribs, and legs. Chloe keeps holding up Power as Moose hits Power with a Ranhei! Chloe dances around Moose gleefully, then picks up her sister near the corner, Moose climbs to the second turnbuckle...SPIKE CORKSCREW! Chloe drags her sister into the center of the ring and Moose locks her into the JI-ENDO! Chloe just keeps slapping her sister in the face and raking Happy Deth Bat across her face. No one comes from the back to help.)

(Chloe bails out and ducks under the ring. She grabs a trash can, and a bag. She brings it all into the ring, then gets into the ring and gets down on the mat. She reaches into the bag and pulls out the scrapbook she's been looking through the last few weeks and stares into Edra's eyes.)

Chloe: I know you better than you know yourself St. Edra, I knew exactly what buttons to push to get you back here. This scrapbook? This is a book of lies. This is a book of my past, when YOU and DAD controlled me.

(Chloe lights the lighter and sets the contents of the can on fire. She drops the book into the can and sprays more lighter fluid on the flame, which blazes high. Chloe drops back on the mat and begins slapping her sister in the face again to make sure she's still conscious.)

Chloe: I am a Martyr. I am a Saint of Sinners. I know you St. Edra, but you.....you have no idea what I am capable of. You have NO idea of the woman Moosehead Jack has made me. You came back to finish me? You were finished the second you stepped back into this ring. We will end you. Trust us.

(Moose releases the hold and Chloe stomps on the head of Power who doesn't move. Moose extends his arms in the Christ pose and Chloe kneels at his side, her face flush and a look of pure ecstasy on her face. Moose extends a hand and offers Chloe a hug, which she accepts enthusiastically. Finally trainers come down to ringside but no one is brave enough to enter while the Saints are there. Moose exits the ring and Chloe follows, gleefully skipping up the ramp as Russ rails against Moose and Chloe. Finally GM Nate and John Ross Ewing come out from the back. Moose and Chloe stop next to them, glaring at them, then laughing maniacally and Chloe saying that this is all John Ross's fault as the Saints head through the curtain and OOWF-TV heads for a commercial break.)



DK MURPHY & CHAD MADISON vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & ECOSYSTEM

Murphy and Madison are in the ring waiting, Moose and Eco are announced and rush to the ring, but DK and Chad meet them halfway up the ramp and the fight is on! DK goes after Eco while Moose and Chad trade punches and chops. The crowd is loving a good brawl here, and the four men are not disappointing them. DK slams Eco’s head into the guardrail, then pulls him up and measures him for a WICKED LEFT, but Moose breaks free from Chad and nails Murphy from behind, sending him to the floor.

Eco recovers and rolls Murphy into the ring and attacks, choking him on the ropes and gouging his eyes. Outside the ring, Madison grabs Moose from behind and drops him crotch first on the guard rail, then POPS him with a SUPERKICK sending Moose tumbling into the first three rows of fans. Chad slides into the ring and saves Murphy, sending Eco to the ropes and connecting with a perfect drop kick to the jaw. Murphy recovers and they send Eco to the ropes and connect with a FLAPJACK! Murphy lifts Eco and holds him in a bearhug so Eco is leaning back, Chad goes to the top rope for a LEGDROP, but Moose hops the rail and jumps onto the apron and shakes the ropes causing Chad to lose his balance and CROTCH himself on the turnbuckle!

Murphy drops Eco and hammers Moose with punches to the face, but Eco stops him with a low blow. DK stumbles around the ring and falls to the mat while Moose and Eco hit a DOUBLE SUPERPLEX on Chad. The referee is not doing a very good job of controlling this one at all. While Eco argues with the referee and lands kicks to DK’s face, Moose pulls a chain from his boot and wraps it around his fist and repeatedly punches Madison in the face. Chad is bleeding like a stuck pig, but once he sees the blood, he goes crazy, SPEARING Moose out of the ring to the floor where they roll around trading punches.

Eco slips out of the ring and goes after Chad, DK has recovered enough that he is right behind him. The four men go into full I don’t give a fuck mode and beat the hell out of one another. The referee repeatedly tries to get the match back into the ring, but has no success. Finally he waves to the back and tells people to get out here. Security comes out and separates them all, but not before all four drop several of them. The ref throws this one out

WINNER in 19:44 – No Contest

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. JASON ALLEN


Diary of Jane’s "Breaking Benjamin" plays and Jason Allen comes out to a bunch of boos and he’s accompanied by his Suicide Kings stable-mates, Jose Reyna and Christian Carter. The three make their way to the ring climb in.

Porcelain & The Tramps’s “King Of The World” signals the arrival of OOWF Grand Slam Champion Alexander Darling. The crowd is appreciative of his past performances, but his recent record might be keeping the crowd a bit tepid.

He climbs in the ring and referee Mel Creech checks out both competitors and orders Reyna and Carter to get out. They comply after a bit of jawing and this one’s a go.

Lockup in the middle of the ring and Darling rolls it into a side headlock. Allen with elbows to Darling’s midsection breaks the headlock and he runs the ropes. He ducks one clothesline but doesn’t avoid the second. Darling with a quick cover, but Allen kicks out at one.

Darling grabs some hair to help Allen up and Reyna and Carter yell at Creech to pay attention. Creech goes over to the pair and this allows Allen to drop to his knees and hit a low blow on Darling. Alex crumples like used Christmas gift wrapping.

Allen lifts Darling up and nails a DDT on him. Allen face wipes Darling and then drops a knee onto Alex’s noggin. Darling struggles to a corner and lifts himself up using the ropes. Allen runs the corners and lands a big splash onto Darling in the corner.

Jason taunts the crowd then starts wailing away at Darling in the corner. Creech starts a five count, but by four sees that Allen won’t relent. Creech pulls Allen away and Allen backs Creech away. This allows Reyna and Carter to beat the beejeebus out of Darling. It doesn’t take long before Darling is busted wide open. Blood streams down into Darling’s eyes.

Creech finally finishes with Allen and turns back to find Darling slumped in the corner. He checks on Alex and asks if he can continue. Somehow Alex is able to say he can go on.

Darling trips and stumbles his way to his feet. Allen is right there. Pelé! Allen covers! ONE! TWO! TH... Darling kicks out! Allen slams the mat in frustration.

Allen is up in Creech’s face and doesn’t notice Alex getting to his feet. Allen finally finishes his tirade and turns right around... DARLING DRIVER!

Darling covers. ONE! TWO! THREE!

Your winner in 6:16... ALEXANDER DARLING!

Darling doesn’t get any time to celebrate as Carter and Reyna slide in and start the beatdown. Allen joins in and Alex is being brutalized. After a minute or two of Creech and other referees trying to get the three to relent, the crowd starts to cheer as they’ve noticed Ghosthead and Matt Folz rushing to the ring.

GH and Folz turn the tide and when Darling starts to finally get involved, the Suicide Kings bail, but the damage to Darling is done.

CHRISTIAN CARTER & JOEY REYNA vs. GHOSTHEAD & MATT FOLZ

Ghosthead and Carter start off with a nice back and forth for the first few minutes. Neither man is able to gain a sustained advantage before tagging out to their partners. Folz and Reyna do a beautiful chain wrestling sequence before Reyna makes the mistake of mentioning Jaime and Folz loses his fucking mind. Folz nails a huge bitchslap before driving Reyna into the corner and nailing him with a series skin lacing chops.Folz puts a little extra emphasis on a Release overhead belly to belly suplex and sends his opponent flying across the ring. Delayed brainbuster is followed by a head and arm Folzplex. Folz waits for Reyna to get to his feet before locking in the Folzmission! Carter sneaks into the ring and nails Folz from behind to break up the hold. As the referee is escorting Carter out of the ring, Reyna comes up behind Folz and hits a low blow. 

For the next several minutes, Carter and Reyna put on a tag team clinic. Using frequent tags and all the old school heel tag team tricks, they combine to kick Folz's ass. Double Sweet Chin Music gets two. Hart Attack clothesline gets two. A nasty looking spike piledriver gets 2.99999, as Carter looks incredulous Folz kicked out of that. Carter tags Reyna and the two hit a double suplex. Reyna looks to hit the Shut The Hell Up, but Folz manages to wiggle out of it and hit an Angle Slam out of nowhere. Both men are down and crawling to the corner looking for tags. Reyna tags in Carter, who sprints across the ring looking to cut off Folz but is too late, Folz makes the tag to the well rested World Champion.

Ghosthead gets in the ring and immediately obliterates Carter with a clothesline. Powerslam is followed up by going to the middle rope and hitting the Eidolon. He connects with the Horror Driver and covers. Reyna comes in to break up the cover, only to be tackled out of the ring by Folz! While the ref is distracted watching Folz and Reyna brawl on the outside, Ghosthead locks in the Phantasmogoria. Carter is tapping but the referee dosen't see it. All of the sudden we see a figure dressed all in black crawl out from under the ring and slide into the ring, nailing Ghosthead with a pair of brass knuckles. The mystery man rolls Carter onto an unconcious Ghosthead and leaves the ring before the referee turns around. 1...2....3


Winner by Pin in 15:24: The Suicide Kings.

Postmatch, the Kings leave and Folz sees Ghosthead still knocked out in the middle of the ring. He grabs his Imperial Onslaught briefcase and briefly considers cashing it in before shaking his head. He puts the briefcase down and instead helps his partner to his feet.



STAN FULTON & LD WILLIAMS vs. DANIELLA MURPHY & ZANE MYERS

Stan Fulton and L.D. Williams make their way to the ring first, both men ignoring the boos of the crowd. They climb into the ring and Williams runs the ropes while Fulton holds his championship high - his only acknowledgement of the crowd's existence. The fans get - and give - a much livelier response from their opponents, as Zane Myers and Daniella Murphy slap hands and pose for a few pictures on their way down the aisle. Their demeanour changes when they hit ringside, however, and they are all business as they climb into the ring. Referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions - or tries to, until Williams nails Zane with a straight left. He follows up with a knee to the midsection and an Irish whip, but Zane reverses and hits him with a clothesline that takes them both over the ropes to the floor. Barros calls that close enough and calls for the bell.

Daniella launches herself at Fulton, knocking him off balance with right hands. She goes to the ropes behind him and levels him with a Boomerang. She rolls him over and covers, but only gets one. She immediately bounces to her feet and drops a knee into his head. She sits Stan up and pummels him with crossfaces. Stan works his way to his feet despite the onslaught and shoves her away. Daniella comes back with a knee to the stomach and sets him up for a DDT, but Stan scoops her up and slams her to the mat. He goes to the ropes and goes for the Dropline, but she rolls out of the way. Daniella goes to the ropes herself, but Williams hooks her leg from the outside. Before he can follow up, Zane slams into him from behind, slamming his head into the apron. Zane slides into the ring, but Barros cuts him off and sends him to his corner.

Daniella gets to her feet, and gets clobbered by Fulton. He sends her to the corner and follows her in with a shoulder to the midsection. He hits several more, until Williams makes his way onto the apron. Fulton makes the tag, then scoops Daniella up and slams her onto Williams' knee. Williams gets in a series of stomps, then pulls her up and hits a European uppercut. Williams pulls her forward into a short-arm clothesline, but Daniella ducks it and drives an elbow into his head. she keeps him off-balance with forearms, then plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. She covers, but Williams kicks out at one. She kicks Williams in the head when he sits up, then drags him to her corner and makes the tag.

Zane and Daniella send Williams to the ropes and hit a tandem backdrop. Zane follows that with a leaping legdrop and then pulls Williams up into a delayed vertical suplex. He floats over into a cover, but only gets two. As Zane pulls Williams to his feet, Williams hits a low blow out of Barros' sight. Zane staggers back, and Williams kicks him in the head and nails him with an inverted atomic drop. He goes to the ropes before Zane can fall and levels him with a clothesline. Williams drops to a knee and grabs Zane's head, pummelling him with punches until Barros pulls him off. Williams snarls at the ref and drags Zane to his feet. He attempts an Irish whip, but Zane reverses. Zane ducks his head a moment to soon and Williams kicks him in the face. Williams goes for the Canadian Destroyer, but Zane yanks him off his feet. Zane falls back and catapaults Williams into the corner, where Daniella greets him with an elbow to the face. Williams is knocked back, and Zane rolls him up. Barros counts One...Two...Fulton cannonballs onto Zane to break it up.

Barros orders Stan back to his corner. Stan complies, but drags Zane off of Williams in the process. Williams rolls to his feet and tackles Zane, getting in a number of forearms before pulling him to his feet. He snaps Zane over with a suplex and drops a knee into his head. He pulls Zane up and sends him to the corner, making the tag to Fulton. They work Zane over in the corner, and then Williams whips him into a backcut slam from Stan. Fulton covers, and Barros counts One...Two...Thr - Daniella is in to break it up!

Williams is in as well, and drives Daniella into the corner. He attacks with chops while Fulton backs Zane into the opposite corner. They hit tandem Irish whips, but Zane and Daniella dosey-doe mid ring and Zane spears Fulton into the turnbuckles as Daniella sends L.D. over the ropes with a clothesline. Daniella goes to the apron and Zane sends Fulton into their corner and makes the tag. They send Fulton to the ropes and hit a tandem dropkick. Daniella dives onto Fulton and hooks the leg. Barros counts One...Two...L.D. dives into the ring to break it up!

As Barros ushers L.D. back to his corner, Daniella pulls Fulton up and sets him up for a DDT. Fulton blocks. She knees him repeatedly in the face and tries again, but Fulton lifts her up and runs her into the corner. Williams holds her in place as Fulton gets a running start and nails an avalanche. Daniella crumples to the mat and Fulton climbs to the second rope - The Crusher! Fulton covers, and Williams runs across the ring to cut Zane off as Barros counts One...Two...Three.

WINNERS, in 12:46, Stan Fulton and L.D. Williams.

DANNY TAYLOR vs. CHLOE vs. CHRIS EVANS

The three are announced and Chloe immediately goes after Evans. Chloe lands a couple of punches, but Evans bails out of the ring. When Chloe turns around, she walks right into a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX from Danny! Danny covers and gets a two count. Evans slides back into the ring and grabs Danny and whips him into the corner and charges in, but Danny moves out of the way and Evans slams Chest first into the buckle. Danny grabs him around the waist and tries a RELEASE GERMAN but Evans lands on his feet and waits for Danny to get up. Before he can, Chloe charges and slams Evans with a clothesline to the back of the head, then SPEARS Danny just as he stands up! Chloe glares at both men, then mounts Evans and HAMMERS him with punches to the face.

The match continues back and forth, no one is able to maintain control for long. Chloe targets Evans more than Danny, but both feel her wrath. Chloe and Evans are a bloody mess, while Danny is favoring his knee after Chloe attempted to wrench it off his body. The end comes when the referee catches an elbow from Evans. Chloe grabs her branding iron and BLASTS Evans between the eyes, he drops to the mat, but Danny charges in and catches her with a BIG BOOT sending her between the ropes to the floor. When Danny turns around, he sees Evans struggling to his feet, he grabs him and hits the DYNAMITE DROP! Danny covers, one…….two……..THREE!

WINNER in 26:57 – Danny Taylor

After the match, Chloe slides into the ring, Danny eyes her carefully, then leaves. Chloe stares him down, then turns to Evans. As he stands up, Chloe SLAMS him between the eyes with the branding iron, then pulls him up and hits the CORKSCREW! Chloe covers Evans, a referee appears, one…..two…..THREE!

WINNER AND NEW DDT IRON MAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION – Chloe!

The referee hands Chloe her title, she skips around the ring for a moment, savoring the boos of the crowd, then leaves the ring and heads to the back.

FIREWOMAN & ALEXIS DARLING vs. TOMMY WILDER & MIRANDA WILLIAMS

Tommy and Miranda come rushing down the ramp, jump onto the apron and spring over the top rope, crossing the ring and leaping onto the turnbuckles to the cheering of the crowd. The reaction is not dissimilar for the former Shimmer Tag Team Champions as Firewoman and Alexis Darling run down, slide under the bottom rope and likewise mount the turnbuckles.

Firewoman and Tommy start out and the two engage in some very solid chain wrestling. Wilder catches Fire with a Springboard Forearm. Wilder climbs the ropes to fly, but Fire is right there behind him and turns what might have been an Airwalk into a Superplex! Fire remounts the turnbuckle for what looks like a shot at a Firesault, but Wilder is right there and tries to hook Fire up for a Base Jump but Fire shoves him off and flies hitting a missile dropkick and sends Wilder flying.

Meanwhile Lexie is impatient to get into the contest and blind tags Fire. Lexie rushes in and begins hitting Wilder with hard strikes that he wasn't expecting and ends up in his own corner where Miranda tags in. Lexie turns up the aggression even more against the rookie with a Shining Wizard that seems to bust Miranda open. Lexie grabs Miranda and flips her over... Curbstomp! Lexie gives Miranda no room to breathe as she picks her up for a Bitch Killer! Lexie rolls up Miranda, hooking both legs, and getting the three count.

WINNERS in 14:32 – Firewoman and Lexie Darling

Lexie rolls straight out of the ring and heads up the ramp as Firewoman and Tommy check out Miranda to see if she's OK. They help the rookie out of the ring and to her feet as Fire and Tommy head up the ramp helping Miranda.

STANK vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

The crowd cheers as Mai Muyo is announced. She comes out smiling and slaps hands with the fans before posing on the turnbuckle. The cheers change to boos as the Onslaught Champion is announced. Stank doesn't seem to care and only smirks as he makes his way down. The ref holds up the belt for the crowd before handing it off. He calls for the bell and this one is underway.

The two circle, but when they go to lock up, Mai ducks under and lays in with some kicks. Stank spins a backhand at her, but again Mai oustpeeds him and then snaps off a standing dropkick that causes the big man to step back. Mai presses the attack looking to keep him rocked. When she bounces off the ropes for a crossbody, Stank catches her and plants her with a powerslam. He then rolls her over into a single leg crab. Mai strugles hard against it and pulls herself over to the rope drawing the break. Stank refuses to release until after the five count, drawing a warning from the ref.

Mai has used her first rope break and Stank has uses his first ref warning.

Mai pulls herself up and is favoring her knee. Stank sees this and grabs her leg,but before he can do anything, Mai nails him with an enziguri. Stank is staggered, and Mai presses the attack with several forearm shots. She tries for a drop toe hold, but Stank is able to grab the rope to maintain his balance, and then grab her legs and pull back into a boston crab. Mai reaches for the ropes, but Stank drags her to the center of the ring. To Mai's credit, she refuses to tap and is able to drag herself to the rope. Again Stank refuses to break the hold until after the five count drawing a harsher warning.

Mai has used her second rope break and Stank has used his second warning.

Mai pulls herself up more slowly this time, and it's clear she is not 100 percent. Stank charges in at her, but Mai drops down pulling the top rope with her, and he tumbles out of the ring. Mai pops back up and bounces off the far ring looking for a high risk move. Unfortunately her leg gives out mid way across the ring, and she drops. This gives Stank a chance to recover and get back in the ring. He grabs Mai and attempts a powerbomb, but you can't powerbomb Mai, and she flips out of it. Stank then clotheslines her to the mat and grabs her legs and hooks in a Texas cloverleaf. Mai screams in pain, and for a moment looks like she will tap, but then she fights through and surprises everyone by again pulling the bigger man over to the rope causing the break. And yet again, Stank holds on until after the break. The ref lets Stank know that if he does it again, he will be DQ'ed, and Stank just smirks.

Mai has used her final rope break and Stank has used his final warning

As soon as Mai has pulled herself to her feet, Stank drops her with a big boot. Stank grabs her legs and wraps her into a figure four right next to the rope. Mai instantly reaches out and grabs the ropes, but the refs motions that he can't do anything. Stank laughs and pulls back hard on her legs. Mai struggles to roll the big man over, but he has the weight and angle advantage. Mai is forced to tap.

Your winner via submission in 23:14 and still Onslaught Champion Stank

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