[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#863)
Live! From Sacramento, California
May 30, 2018

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Texpress vs. Saints of Sinners

OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Bridget O'Malley vs. Zed

Mac Flasher vs. Mai Muyo
Shizuruu-mume Maguniku-Cox & Stank vs. Ghosthead & Shannon Mann
Jack Bullet vs. Skurge
Kylie Mignolio vs. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
SYB vs. Justin Sane


card subject to the OOWF being sold to Vlad Divac

[Zed]

After his match Bloodbath in Paradise 8, Zed and BRICK~! encounter an INC in the corridors of the Honolulu, Hawaii venue.

Z: Look at this! *holds up Intercontinental Championship* LOOK AT THIS! Week after week after week after week, this company has paired me against 37! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? Congratulations! Mission accomplished! Hey, BRICK~!

B: Yes, Zed!

Z: You've got that Ironman title on you, right?

B: But of course!

Z: Let's take a look!

BRICK~! opens his jacket to reveal the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship, which he proceeds to drape over Zed's shoulder.

Z: AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I QUIT!

1 … 2 … 3! WINNER AND NEW DDT IRONMAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION, BRICK~!!

Z: There you go. You can have that back now.

B: Thanks, boss!

Z: No, thank you! I need to free up that shoulder, anyways. I have my eyes on becoming a double champion of a different kind. Mac Flasher, the nightmare begins now, sunshine.

Zed gives the INC a not-so-gentle shove before walking away as we FADE.

[Sportsguy]

We see Matt and Jaime Folz leaving the arena when SFJ12 comes up to them.

SFJ12: Matt, can I get a quick interview?

Matt: Sure Erin.

SFJ12: I guess my main question is WHAT THE HELL happened tonight?

Matt: A changing of the guard in the tag team division. Now, give Texpress a ton of credit, that was a match of the year contender tonight. But Stan and I already have two of the best individual resumes in the history of this company, now we're going to make an equally big mark as a tag team.

SFJ12: No, that's not what I was talking about. I meant your blatant, unprovoked attack on Firewoman tonight.

Matt: Unprovoked??? Shit, do you not watch the product lately? I warned her this was going to happen. I told her flat out that our patience was wearing thin and she needed to choose a side. She did and she choose poorly. Actions have consequences, she merely paid the price for that tonight. Now her and I have never been friends, but Stan was. Jaime was. Moose is her brother and Stank is her fiancee, she chose to turn her back on everyone.

SFJ12: So is Mai now a member of the Saints?

Matt: You'd have to ask her that. I know Jaime, Stan and myself would love that but she has to be the one to make that choice.

SFJ12: Have you spoken to Moose and Stank about what you did? And if not, do you anticipate them being upset?

Matt: I haven't yet, I have plans tonight so trying to get out of here early. But if they are upset, then we'll deal with it internally. Now if you'll excuse me, Game 7 is about to start.

Matt and Jaime walk off as we.......FADE

[Jack Quinn]

<We cut to the Destroyitarium where Sizzle and Stank are ARGUING!>

S: Stinky Mann dropped Sizzle on his head and beat him!

St: I TOLD you that was an accident!

S: It didn't FEEL like an accident!

<just then Moose walks in>

MHJ: Good news Sizzle! You and Stank get a shot at Ghost and Shannon at Mayhem!

S: Sizzle has to fight Shannon?

MHJ: Well, yeah, you and Lucas against Shannon and Ghost

S: <turning to Stank> DO NOT HURT SHANNON!

St: WHAT?

S: Stinky Mann, Sizzle need to destroy Ghost! Once Ghost is gone, Sha-na-nanon Mann will love Sizzle!

St: <rolling his eyes> Are you fuckin.......

MHJ: No! He is right! Did you see what happened tonight? Ghost hurt his back, there is no way he will be 100% out there Sizzle! You can prove you are the best in the New Orleans Saints of Sinners.......I'll bet if you make Ghost tap out, Shannon will give you a GREAT BIG kiss on the lips!

S: <almost floating> great........big........kiss........

MHJ: Now, what is your submission move?

S: I tap out

MHJ: No, not what you do when YOU submit, how do you make someone else tap out?

S: Oh! Hammer lock!

MHJ: Eh, I don't think that will work. You need something to work the back. What about the Boston crab?

S: What is Boston?

MHJ: Never mind..........we can call it the Cox Blocker.

<Stank stifles laughter>

S: Cox Blocker?

MHJ: Yeah........it's an extremely dangerous ancient Japanese hold.

S: Sizzle is Japanese and never heard of this

MHJ: Oh, it's an ancient wrestling thing, not many people know of it. Now here <writing something down> I want you to call this number and ask for someone who knew Johnny Inagawa......

S: Inagawa

MHJ: Yes, make sure you tell them you are from the OOWF, they will treat you right

S: How can Sizzle thank Moose-man?

MHJ: Sizzle, you are family now! You are a New Orleans Saint of Sinner! We help each other out. Tell me this, has Eco ever helped you like WE have?

S: <looking angry> Number One Super Genius Ecosystem never helped Sizzle like THIS

MHJ: Now, don't forget, if you see Eco, he is going to lie to you, he is going to tell you we are trying to hurt you

S: Stinky Mann kind of hurt Sizzle.....

St: I TOLD YOU, that was an accident

MHJ: See? Lucas is sorry.

<Sizzle seems content with that answer, he bows to Moose and Stank, who both return the favor. Fulton walks in as Sizzle is leaving>

S: Sizzle is going to learn Cox Blocker!

SF: <turning and yelling as he goes> you're what?

St: Jack, you are going to get that boy murdered

MHJ: Eco is going to get that boy murdered

SF: So, Jack, what was up with you and Kylie earlier?

MHJ: Nothing. Some douche was giving her a hard time, I made sure he left

St: That's borderline caring

MHJ: It would have been an excuse to gut someone with HDB, does the reasoning behind it really matter?

SF: The kid IS cute

<they look at Stan>

SF: WHAT? Kids can be cute!

St: <looking at Moose> What are we going to do about your sister?

MHJ: I am not going to do anything about my sister. She lost the match and welched on her agreement. She chose Eco over blood, and it came back to bite her in the ass quickly.

SF: And Folz?

MHJ: Folz did what he had to do

SF: And Mai? Is she a Saint?

MHJ: <thinking for a moment> Mai is welcome here, but Mai doesn't need to be pushed, let her find her own way, if it leads her to us, then it was meant to be, right?

St: I am never going to get used to this philosophical Moose. Ok, what am I going to do about Fire?

SF: I do NOT envy you there. Isn't she in the hospital?

St: <sighing> she refused medical treatment, even though they said her neck was messed up. At least they held her off the card this week as a precaution

SF: Where is she now?

St: No idea. She took off. I am sure Lucky knows. Let me go find him so I can find her

<Stank leaves, leaving Moose and Fulton>

SF: Did you mean what you said about meditation?

MHJ: Yes. Do you know why I quit drinking?

SF: Cause it's bad for you?

MHJ: Have you seen what I do for a living?

SF: Touche

MHJ: I quit because she asked me to. The liquor did the thinking, and the liquor loves the violence. Everything I did was always colored by how much blood and mayhem I could cause. At some point, the only reaction became mindless violence.

SF: And now?

MHJ: Mindful violence

SF: I am not sure that is how this is supposed to work

MHJ: You focus on what drives you, I'll focus on what drives me

<the two take a seat in the lotus position and close their eyes as we fade>

[snelson66]

FADE back in on the Destroyitarium where Moosehead Jack and Stan Fulton are finishing up that meditation session.

SF: “Breathe in for five seconds... hold it for five seconds... breathe out for five seconds. Continue breathing, concentrating only on the breath you’re taking. There’s nothing before. Nothing yet to be. If you find your mind wandering to other things, that’s okay. Realize that’s happening and then concentrate on your breathing again.”

Fulton and Moose continue for another few minutes, until Fulton ends the session.

SF: “How do you feel?”

MHJ: “Surprisingly good. Relaxed. Focused.”

SF: “That’s the way it works. You learn from the past, but don’t dwell on it. You also don’t worry about all the possibilities yet to come. Concentrate on the here and now.”

MHJ: “I appreciate your help.”

SF: “I’d recommend a presentation that Jon Kabat-Zinn did at Google. I’ll send you the link. Skip to 21 minutes in unless you want to watch the intro.”

Moose and Fulton walk over to the bar and get some water; there’s a slight static fuzzing in the picture. When it clears, Moose and Fulton are wearing different clothes; Fulton has a trench coat on and Moose is wearing robes.

MHJ: “The Gathering is here. (Moose pounds the bartop) Time has almost caught us, my friend.”

SF: “Has it? Do you think we should go on?”

MHJ: “I think... we should have a party.”

SF: “Oh, no. I remember our last party.”

MHJ: “Really? When exactly was that?”

SF: “It was 1783.”

MHJ: “1783. Oh, yes. Your famous duel on the Boston Common.”

There’s a noticeable video and audio CUT along with a lot of static and when we CUT back to the Destroyitarium, Moose and Fulton are sitting at a table with their water.

SF: “I’m getting annoyed with management. We just defeated Texpress Sunday night and now we have to defend against them again tomorrow. Seems to me they should be at the back of the line.”

MHJ: “Things will change when the Saints control the OOWF.”

SF: “Or burn it down trying.”

MHJ: “There is that.”

SF: “Have you thought about our next move? We’ve kind of been spinning our wheels.”

MHJ: “I have. But they don’t need to know.”

Moose strikes the OOWF Ninja-Cam™ with Happy Deth Bat® and the picture ends abruptly.

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is STANDING~! on... let's say a balcony somewhere. Her hotel/locker-room/whatever, maybe... anyway.

Yes, it's true I didn't go to medical for treatment. And in retaliation, I'm not cleared to wrestle this week. Even being commissioner won't allow me to bend that particular rule. But that's fine, I can use the time to...

Fire's soliloquy is interrupted by someone bursting into the room and rushing out onto the balcony and giving her a HUGE hug.

Eco: I can't believe it...you chose...ME!

FW: Uh huh.

Eco: Um....do we hug?

FW: Seldom if ever.

Eco: OH!

Ecosystem immediately releases Fire who gives him an annoyed look.

Eco: Sorry, I just...man, I was so surprised, I mean after everything you would choose to--

FW: Juni.

Eco: Huh?

FW: You're babbling.

Eco: Oh...sorry it's just that--

FW: There are rules this time, Juni.

Eco: I will follow them To. The. Letter!

FW: No mind games. That's rule number one.

Eco: Cross my heart and hope to die again.

FW: Hilarious. Two...I am working with you to get you back in command of this company, and I can't do that if I join a formal stable, so we are NOT any kind of team or stable, and no fancy or goofy names or any of that other stuff. This is PURELY a business decision because you being CEO is what is best for business, and I've ALMOST got the board believing that.

Eco: I am forever grateful.

FW: Third...you have to wrestle.

Eco: Huh? I do...or I would, if I weren't on injury leave.

FW: Uh huh. I'm going to ask Danny to review your alleged <df>"injury leave"</df> but even before that you usually do everything possible to AVOID any actual wrestling moves.

Eco: Huh?

FW: You know what I'm talking about....

Eco: Fire...can I ..... tell you something....a secret....?

FW: There's an INC here, but--

Eco: *stage whisper* I'm not very good.

FW: ....

Eco ....

FW: Bullshit.

Eco: What?

FW: Please....when you forget about all the posturing and trying to work smarter by not doing anything, you're actually pretty good. Possibly.

Eco: I....I'm touched!

FW: Rule four, no fake flattery or sentimentality--

Eco: That was sincere!

FW: Fine....when you are cleared--

Eco: You mean IF--

FW: WHEN. You have to remember what attracted you to this business in the first place.

Eco: ......I bet you think I'm going to say something other than the money.

FW: I was hoping.

Eco: Sorry, it was the money.

Fire rolls her eyes.

Eco: Fine, fine, I see what you mean. I'll try to "find my smile" again.

FW: Great.

Eco: So....more rules?

FW: I will make them up as I go along.

Eco: Fair enough, that's what I've done my whole life.

FW: I'm well aware.

Eco: Sooo....what about Matt?

FW: What about him. He's proven himself as nothing more than the mercenary he's always been. He was even parroting Moose's lines. Well, actions do INDEED have consequences, so Matt better have his head on a swivel or he'll miss it when those consequences come back to him.

Eco: That's it...?

FW: No I had a whole thing to lead up to that, but you came in and interrupted the entire the soliloquy that was supposed to lead up to it.

Eco: Oh....

FW: Wait....that's not it.

Eco: Go ahead.

FW: .....and that will sparkle with me.

FADE

[Sportsguy]

We fade in and see Matt Folz alone in front of a camera.

Matt: Fire, I understand that there will be consequences for what I did. I expect that you'll get your retaliation- perhaps even tonight- and you're well within your rights to. I can accept that, I'm certainly not going to be a hypocrite and complain about an eye for an eye mentality. But here's what I cannot accept: Eco? Really? FUCKING ECO? That's who you're turning your back on us to help?? Taking all bias out of this, this is a man who:

Once broke his own sister's ankle with a sledgehammer.

Removed the OOWF logo from the side of our plane to replace it with a picture of his face.

Broke into the home of a married couple, cut flesh off their legs, and duct taped it in one another's mouths. By the way, that married couple was YOUR OWN COUSIN and your ex sister in law.

Fine, one bit of bias: Once blatantly stole the Intercontinental Championship just because he felt like calling himself a Grand Slam Champion.

In a previous stint as CEO, was so out of control that the entire roster walked out en masse. Which was the only damn time I ever agreed with Davin on anything.

Attacked you, handcuffed you to a cage and then raised the cage leaving you hanging the night he formed the Awakening.

Fired LD Williams for no real reason other than his personal amusement.

And...hang on, I'm forgetting one here....oh yeah. FUCKING ILLEGALLY CHECKED YOU OUT OF A HOSPITAL, DRUGGED YOU AND BRAINWASHED YOU to form Trinity!!

Yeah, THAT's the guy I'd want to support over my friends and family. And yeah, I realize I'm not part of either group to you, but Stan, Stank, Moose and even Jaime were. So this is a legitimate question I'm seriously asking the answer to: Why Eco? IF you want to answer while beating the hell out of me, I accept that, but I would like an answer.

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#863)
Live! From Sacramento, California
May 30, 2018

SYB vs. JUSTIN SANE

SYB is announced first and makes his way to the ring, the crowd boos him loudly. SYB ignores them and grabs a mic:

Some of you might not remember who I am. My name is SYB, and I believe in walking softly and carrying a big stick <not so subtly grabbing his crotch> so tonight, all my little SYBians out there <stifled laughter from the crowd> will pleasure ME by cheering my greatness!”

Justin is announced and makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and gives SYB a strange look, then climbs the turnbuckles and points to himself RVD style and the crowd roars JUST-IN-SANE!!!!

SYB attacks from behind and hammers Justin with punches, backing him into the corner, he unloads a couple of chops, then tries to whip Justin across the ring but Justin slides out of the ring, SYB follows, Justin slides right back in, as SYB follows, Justin stomps on his hands, SYB howls in pain. Justin pulls him to his feet and grabs him and runs to the corner for the ACID DROP, but SYB catches him and drops him crotch first on the top rope! Justin falls to the mat, SYB rolls him up, puts his feet on the ropes for good measure, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 7:29 - SYB

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE

Both make their way to the ring and shake hands. As Kylie makes her way to the corner, we see more signs for Josie, several reading “JOSIE 4 CEO!” When the bell rings they lock up and Bill backs Kylie to the corner, we get a clean break that that crowd appreciates. Bill shows he has the power advantage by keeping the faster Kylie on the mat. Kylie fights through it and grounds Bill with a spinning heel kick to the jaw followed by an ASAI MOONSAULT! Kylie heads to the corner for a moonsault, but Bill gets to his feet and catches her and PLANTS her with a POWERSLAM! Bill covers, but Kylie kicks out at two. Bill heads to the top rope and goes for the MASON DIXON LINE, but Kylie moves out of the way and Bill crashes and burns! Kylie locks Bill in a magistral cradle and gets the three count!
WINNER in 12:47 – Kylie Mignolio

After the bell, Kylie helps Bill to his feet and the two of them shake hands. Bill raises Kylie’s arm as the crowd gives them both a standing ovation.

JACK BULLET vs. SKURGE

Skurge is out first, he waits in the corner for the champ to come out, even though this is non-title. Bullet comes out and Mike Elevenbee does the announcement for both men. The bell rings and Skurge attacks. Skurge keeps control of Bullet with a variety of suplexes and back drop moves. People forget, Skurge is Canadian, which clearly means he is good at hockey and pro wrestling. Bullet rallies from the fans cheers and sends Skurge to the floor with a back drop over the top rope. Skurge grabs Bullet from the outside and pulls him under the ropes and tries to whip him into the ringpost, Bullet reverses it, pulls Skurge back and hits a RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX on the floor! Skurge crashes to the concrete right on the back of his head! Bullet pulls him to his feet, and it is clear Skurge legit has no idea where he is. Bullet slides him into the ring and traps Skurge in the TALON, the referee checks and quickly calls for the bell!
WINNER in 13:29 – Jack Bullet

Jack heads to the back, slapping hands with the fans, meanwhile officials help Skurge to the back.

SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX & STANK vs. GHOSTHEAD & SHANNON MANN

The Saints are announced, and they come to the ring, and Sizzle demands to be in front of Stank. Stank arches an eyebrow, then shakes his head. Once in the ring, Sizzle demands to start the match. Stank gives him an amused look and lets him start. Shannon and Ghost are announced and make their way to the ring. The second the bell rings Shannon is all over Sizzle, and not in a good way. Sizzle is battered from one corner to the other, but he doesn’t fight back! He finally catches a punch from Shannon and plants a big kiss on her lips, then points to Ghost. Shannon looks at him incredulously and makes the tag. A none-too pleased Ghost steps in and, well, to say he took out his frustration on Sizzle would be a bit of an understatement, bad back and all. Sizzle gets in a desperation shot with a LUNGBLOWER to Ghost’s lower back. Sizzle gets to his feet and staggers and dives toward the corner to make the tag, but it looks like he catches Stank right in the eye! Stank falls off the apron grabbing his eye in pain. Ghost grabs Sizzle and plants him with a HORROR DRIVER, then locks him in the PHANTASMAGORIA until Sizzle submits……..numerous times.
WINNERS in 10:08 – Shannon Mann & Ghosthead

Stank, who’s eye is immediately better, grabs Sizzle and pulls him out of the ring and hefts him over his shoulder and heads to the back.

MAI MUYO vs. MAC FLASHER

Mai attacks Mac before the bell rings and unleashes a barrage of kicks to the ribs, thighs, knees and finally the head. Mai quickly goes for the cover, but Mac kicks out at two. Mai pulls Mac to his feet and sends him onto the corner chest first, Mac hits and staggers backward, Mai springs off the ropes with a lariat that takes Mac to the mat once again. Again Mai pounces and covers, but Mac kicks out at two. The action continues at a furious pace, Mai goes for a springboard drop kick, but Mac moves out of the way and connects with a drop kick to Mai’s face. Mac pulls her to her feet and hits a butterfly suplex into a lungblower. Mac covers Mai, but Mai is out at two. The crowd is torn for a bit, but then Mai catches Mac with a low blow behind the referee’s back and rolls him into a small package for a two count. After that the fans boo Mai. The end comes when Mai has Mac in the Trinitarian! Mac fights through it and gets to the ropes forcing the break. As Mai gets to her feet, she sees Fire standing at the top of the ramp. That momentary distraction allows Mac to get to his feet, grab Mai and hit the FLASH DRIVE! Mac covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 26:44 – Mac Flasher

As soon as the bell rings Fire races to the ring and attacks Mai. She hammers Mai with straight punches to the face and pulls the garrote from around her neck and starts to wrap it around Mai’s throat when the Saints hit the ring. Moose grabs Fire from behind and throws her across the ring while the rest grab Mai and pull her out of the ring to safety. Fire and Moose exchange snarls. Folz slides into the ring to go after Fire, and Moose steps aside. As the two are about to come to blows officials flood the ring and prevent a brawl.

TEXPRESS vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

After all the intros the bell rings and Chad and Matt keep it an actual wrestling match……for a few minutes. Chad reverses one too many of Matt’s holds and Matt rakes the eyes and runs Chad’s face down the ropes, chokes him and snaps him back into the ring. As Chad stands up, Folz connects with a sick kick then tags in Fulton. Fulton and Folz double team Chad a little too long, and that brings in Zane. The four men brawl inside and outside the ring. Folz grabs Chad and slams him on the announce table, then climbs up to give him an Olympic slam, but Zane breaks free of Fulton and clips Folz’s leg sending both men down and crashing through the Portuguese Announce Table! Fulton attacks Zane from behind knocking him face first into the ringpost. Fulton pulls Zane’s bloody head back and repeatedly hammers it with elbows, widening the gash even further. While the teams are trying to kill one another, the referee is making the count. No one even comes close to getting back in the ring.
WINNER – Double Count out in 16:10

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Bridget goes after Zed to lock up, but Zed decides to play some mind games and bails out of the ring every time she wants to lock up. The crowd boos the shit out of Zed and BRICK~! but they don’t care. Zed mocks fans at ringside, and one of the times he does, he wanders a little too close to the ring and Bridget grabs him and pulls him into the ring. Bridget UNLOADS on Zed, beating him all over the ring. Zed tries to call a time out, but Bridget nails him with a shining wizard and covers. BRICK~! gets Zed’s foot on the bottom rope just before the three count, but the ref hits three. Bridget gets to her feet and celebrates, the crowd goes nuts, but the referee explains his foot is under the ropes. While this is going on, BRICK~! once again slides something to Zed. Bridget pulls Zed to his feet while BRICK~! distracts the referee, Zed hits a right cross and Bridget drops like she’d been shot! Zed shoves the weapon into his tights, the referee turns around and sees the pin, counts one…….two…….

Russ: BAH GAWD NOT LIKE THIS!

THREE!
WINNER in 18:42 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Zed

After the bell rings a masked man slides into the ring and grabs the roll of quarters from Zed’s tights and shows the referee. The referee sees this and immediately calls for the bell, he confers with the referee……
WINNER via reversed decision – Bridget O’Malley

Zed and BRICK~! are FURIOUS! Bridget stands victorious in the ring as the crowd celebrates, and the masked man slowly backs up the ramp watching everyone.

Russ: Was that the same masked man that was with Eco?
Razz: I dunno Russ! Kinda looked like him!
Russ: What is THAT all about?
Razz: Who the hell knows! Does this mean that Bridget is still the number one contender?
Russ: It would certainly seem that way!

The camera pans back to an angry BRICK~! and Zed, then into the ring to a celebrating Bridget as we fade

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