I think I like your title better OBJ. Now just hire me, and line up my "work" ;D

He may have worn himself out spamming the fake OO.

So are the belt colors and degrees based on a tradition, or chosen by the master who devised the system / association the style belongs to?

MTA: I understand the belt used to just be white, and the reason why we don't wash it was / is that as we accumulate knowledge it turns black, so the belt issued to you from your instructor / master is the same from white to black.

I think he meant milestone, but was either a) trying to be funny, or b) just being Byrne. :-)

WoooHoooo!

The 2 sweetest words in the English language...

DE FAULT!

Not at all.

His pecs have been canonized by the Catholic Church as safe and wholesome for all God's children.

Dear Diary,
My Valentines Day was so awesome! First I went over my friends house and we had egg, bacon, and cheese on english muffins(they've got nooks AND cranny's) it was yummy. Then me and my friends started drinking beers (some crappy imported shit from Canada) they were also yummy. After finishing off about a case of beer we went to Sea Isle city, New Jersey and jumped into the Atlantic Ocean. It was cold! To fight against hypothermia, me and my friends went to a bar and drank more beers(beer is scientifically proven to fight hypothermia). While we were at the bar drinking beer we ran into my cousins. It was fun. My one cousin is teh gay, and I got to meet his boyfriend for the very first time! It was swell! After hanging out with my gay cousin for a while I needed to reaffirm my heterosexuallity, so I went and macked on some bitches. I met this one chick on the dancefloor who was so super sexy that I briefly fell in love(I was supposed to meet her at another bar, but I lost my drunk friends and by the time I found them it was too late) I was devestated! The only way to get mystery dream girl out of my head was to go find new bitches. Sadly, somewhere along the way I became a hot mess and no bitches wanted anything to do with me. My ego was crushed. Finally after a good 12 hours of drinking me and my friends caught a ride home. It appeared I was gonna have to fly hans solo on Valentines Day. But then like abolt of lightning out of the blue we heard about a party close by. So my friends and I gathered up the last of our willpower and headed out once more. The party was lame! But just when it seemed all hope was lost some fugly chick took a shine to me and I recieved some glorious Valentines Day.........You Know.

Sweet Dreams Mr. Diary Love,
Columbo

Just saw this...thanks! The big 32. It was...uneventful. I don't feel a day older than 31.

Belated happy b-day, Seamus! I hope you've extended the festivities through the long weekend.

Things that are legal only in Mexico.

If you get my drift.

I meant inside my pants.

Yo pahdnah... congrats on making it to another year. I hope everything works oot for you okay. :-)

Happy Birthday Week indeed!

Not THAT much, but yeah... I can see it.

Happy Birthday, Ziggy!

See...because I'm tall...and he's short...get it?

Birthdays 12/9:

Dick Butkus, Dick Van Patten and Pun. Also, my little girl. You 3 Dicks stay away from her.

I fling it at people who offend me.

Happy Birthday!

Well that was an eye openner, I contributed nothing worth going back to... Guess I'll wait until I hit 2000 before doing a trip down memory lane. Fun posts FF.

I brew it and I drink it.

Ahhh, the joys of WSX. The Fake Piranha Death Match earlier that show was even better...

The neck is in between the face and the boobs. It just happens to be there when I'm looking at the face and boobs simultaneously.

That and her boobs don't look like Brittney Spears' boobs.

Happy birthday, grandpa.

ahhh you forgot the freaky sex