So long as you didn't do this....





I'm sure you did just fine.

Happy Birthday Wilt!

This.

And that's about 50%.

I tried! Those bastards in editing totally left it on the cutting room floor. I swear!

(So what if those were taped prior to my registering on this site...ignore that part!)

Let me jump on Thai's love muscle. I mean bandwagon. We all love Thai right? In completely heterosexual and not at all in the snuggle against his chest while squeezing his ass sort of way.

Uh yeah... Congrats buddy. One step closer to ruling the world my friend.

Damn near forgot the purpose of this thread. Congratulations Demko, hope you guys make it last forever (and ever, don't let your love end, mmm...)

Time for my two strip club stories.

We'll begin with the second experience. I was fresh out of bootcamp and some club was running a "servicemen" get in free deal. (Of course, the catch was two drink minimum with Cokes running an 4.50 a glass that was mostly ice) Nothing too eventful. I did enjoy the young lady that showered on stage - I'm pretty sure that's what inspires me to convince every woman I'm with to either take a shower with me or to let me see them before they get dressed. Anyway, one of the guys, not one of my friends, per say, but someone from my quarters, dropped $600 on lapdances, which was crazy because our withdrawal limit was only 400 so that took some effort. I tried not to laugh, but fuck, you spend a tenth of that on drinks and even I've gotten women to sleep with me.

My first experience, which was memorable for a horribly embarrassing reason, occurred shortly after my 18th birthday. In fact, two of my best friends' birthdays proceed mine by a day each so we made a weekend of it and started by going to this little hole in the wall joint. Given the prices, you would have expected disfigured, crack addicted, ugly women, but there was maybe two that we all agreed had no appeal and the rest were from ok to "fuck how'd they trick her into doing this?" I got a lap dance from one of them because like Lucky, I didn't want to look like a homo/asshole to the guys that weren't my best friends. So I'm getting a lap dance from easily the hottest female adult who nipples have been in my mouth. She gets up, turns her back to me and starts grinding against me and I'm fighting the urge to unleash the dragon so to speak when I look up at the bar and my jaw drops. My aunt, as in my mom's baby sister, is tending the bar and has this huge "gotcha grin" on her face. So the dance ends, the young lady gives me a peck on the cheek as she takes whatever money was in my hand because I was too distracted to see how much I was holding and just spent the rest of the night trying to blend in with everyone else and sip my soda.

I'd express my thanks, but I'm winded from trying to blow out the candles on the cake.

Does that mean you can't read this?

Did anybody just hear something? Must be my imagination...


Happy Birthday, Serg!

I see your post total is listed at 70 now, so STFU NOOB!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, smite for that.

I'm allowed to be an ass. It's my birthday!

Demko - I know the question wasn't for me, but I'll chime in anyway.

First off, if you cna get your start in FCW, then more power to you! That'd be one hell of a coup.

But one thing I've noticed about "the business" is that you need to have spent some time in the smaller leagues if you don't have someone with a big name to get behind you.

Based on where you live, you should find a smaller league and see if you can get on with them. I don't know if you have any training as a ref. If not, you'll need that. A good way to get it for free/cheap would be to latch on with a small promotion by offering to do anything...take tickets, sell merchandise, work the door, what ever they need. Once you prove you're a hard worker, they'll start to include you in conversations and welcome you in. Then you can get to talking to someone at one point and throw in a random "Dude, I think I could ref. I know it's hard, but I think with hard work and a lot of practice I could make it work." Most likely, you'll get a response like "sure, you could do it. Talk to so and so about it." Then they might teach you.

The point is, you'll need to go out of your way to get in touch with someone, and go out of your way to impress them to the point where they trust you. Then you have to create your opportunity. But be unselfish about it, anyone worth their salt in wrestling can see right through someone who is out to screw them and just out for personal gain. On the smaller level, it's about benefiting the show and getting the promotion over. When the promotion gets over, it's better for everyone involved.

OR, there is this. That might be a faster track into an FCW refereeing gig.

congrats, Greg!

who is Lu and why is he festing?

I thought it would be appropriate to showcase the new Metallikid. So here she is. Also you can find both her & I doing our best Rock & Rave Infection impersonation.







I can't seem to get the pics to post directly from the walgreens site. I'll have to wait until I am home to upload them to photobucket and try again.

Yeah I really owe one to Moose and dxb - your butchering of the English language have really kept me sharp the past few months. Thanks

I just got home from Indianapolis, where I have been going once a month to attend Insanity Pro Wrestling (IPW). There was talk the month before about Danny Bashem working a show there (he's friends with one of IPW's sponsors) so I was hoping to shake his hand and get a new pic.

I'm barely in the door when one of the fans runs up to me and tells me that Kevin Thorne is in the crowd watching the show. A little surprised at the news, I walk over to the former "Follower of Vampirism" and introduced myself (yes, I was in full Heyman regalia) and we talked a bit about where he'd been in recent months - I hadn't seen him but once or twice recently, and mostly at house shows or in dark matches.

Apparently, Thorne is working on/through a hip injury and he might not even be able to come back to the ring. He's going through rehab in Indianapolis and is likely off the road for the moment.

He told me to pull up a chair and we discussed the IPW wrestlers through the first part of the show. He stayed through Danny Bashem's match, then headed for the back. I'm not sure if he stayed for the rest of the show; I know Danny was there up to the secondary main event. he appeared in a 20-man Battle royale for #1 contendership.

This was as good a highlight to my evening as being invited to their announce table for the third month in a row to call matches for IPW. I called a few matches for them last month (see their "Heat Stroke' DVD here, soon and tonight's show (which I didn't catch the name of).