There's not too much to report. 5 kids are involved, we've heard from 3. We also heard from Mom, a felon herself. Still 2 more kids to go, plus a gaggle of cops & social workers. Doesn't matter...dude's guilty as hell.

He might have been talking about this

I was unaware of the school's affiliation. This fully explains why the girl I met in grad school at UF who went to Stetson for undergrad had no fucking clue how hot she was.

no he will not. maybe...

So, it's like 95% I'll be able to make the show on the 10th, and then possibly I'll do the ferry thing for the 11th.

Don't leave food on the counter. And don't talk about these kind of stories.



Also, my first instinct was the Cole got fired and he was here venting. Now I see it's his birthday. Happy Birthday, Cole.

I thought it was Fire in one of her heathen witch costumes.

Sure, you can go to Atlanta and Dallas all the time, but we ask for one trip to North Carolina and you're out.

I see where your priorities are, Judas.

I'll be keeping you in my thoughts this week. Let us know how everything turns out.

Yes, Action Design members were in Tsunami Bomb. That was a fun show. Headliner for that show was Roxy Epoxy and the Rebounds - Roxy used to be the singer of The Epoxies.

Also, check your PM

1. I'm bored at work, waiting for a conference call, so I checked out some threads and ended up here. I've always loved THM's rants.

2. Seeing that Lucky "rated" a Subway system makes me wonder if he has an actual rating system, and what stats he uses.

Even when you expect improper English........... ; )

Consider putting up ads on bulletin boards at nearby colleges. Students and faculty have to do a lot of writing. Some doctors (and medical students) write papers, don't have a lot of time, and in some cases don't write very well. So if you can get access to nearby hospitals (especially teaching hospitals), med schools, osteopath schools, etc. you might find customers. Probably wouldn't pay like corporate work, but your stats background would be a big selling point. You might even want to advertise there as a stat guy as well, since in academia a hired gun statistician is often kosher (if credited) but hired gun writers are a dirty secret.

eta: you could also look for local medical group practices that tout their affiliations with a med school and/or advertise looking for research subjects.

JERKS!

(sorry, just me being jealous and stuff)

OK I'll end it

Dead Fred?

Having babies for money? You mean, people will pay us for these little poop machines?! Anyone out there have any black market contacts? We could use a couple thousand bucks.

I just looked up pictures of the woman and as a huge fan of redheads who is quite ok with freckles I will say that woman is NOT hot. She has that coked out look of a 12 year old boy that was so popular amongst super models once upon a time. Or maybe still is judging from her being in SI.

Also I find Portuguese much less sexier than Spanish. More guttural, I think. Or maybe that's just left over hatred of my Spanish 101 teacher who decided that he'd teach us the differences between Spanish and Portuguese. That's right! When first introducing me to the Spanish language you should really fucking teach me ANOTHER language! No wonder I failed that class.

Hey Fire, what college do you teach at?

Great job Demko!

Awesome.


And agreed.

Congrats, Bookerman!