THE DARLINGS vs. FRENEMIES – Best of Seven – Match 3
The Frenemies come out with their recent gifts of Tag Championships, with faces that say “I don’t know what these are doing here either.” Alexander and Kylie start off with a little bit of a chain wrestling clinic that ends with Alexander in the armbar position – Kylie has to squirm herself to the ropes. Kylie comes back out and manages to get Alexander down this time into a near-crossface, but Alexander elbows the bad arm out and starts targeting it with strikes. Alexander hooks up for a Darling Driver off a particularly sharp kick, but Kylie slides out the back, shoves Alexander away and gets the tag to Bridget! Bridget springboards up and drops Alexander with a flying dropkick, followed by a couple knockdowns. Bridget goes up to the top, maybe looking for a flying elbow – Alexander playing possum, rolls out of the way as Bridget crashes!
Alexis takes the tag from Alexander and comes in and starts stomping away at Bridget, forcing her into the corner and stomping away. Alexis backs up and charges – Bridget charges out with a Lou Thesz Press – but Alexis reverses into a Boston Crab! Alexis has her in the middle of the ring; Kylie tries to get in but Alexander comes around and pulls her down into a brawl. Suddenly . . .
PA: VIVAN LAS VENTANAS!
Los Defenestrators are out here! They run toward and into the ring, causing Alexis to drop the Boston Crab . . . and then they slide out the other end and take the Tag Team Championships!
Voltaje: Muchas gracias para keeping these safe!
Los Defenestrators exit through the crowd to Alexis’s confusion—but Bridget rolls her up from behind! 1-2-3!
Winners in 10:22 . . . The Frenemies!
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN
Los Defenestrators come out from the crowd (where they’ve been eating popcorn) after the entrance of the championshipless Tag Team Champions. Moosehead Jack looks ready to rip Ecosistema’s head off—or at least his mask—but Ecosistema bravely walks right into the ring, assumes a fighting stance . . . and slowly backs up in his fighting stance to tag Voltaje in.
Voltaje charges in, and Moosehead Jack knocks him down immediately. Jack throws Voltaje into the corner and begins striking Voltaje with punches before mounting to the second rope—but Voltaje slides out between the legs, spins around, head between the legs, backward drop! Into the cover, good for only two before Moosehead Jack kicks out into a Dragon Sleeper—Voltaje manages to grab the rope, but Jack won’t let up until five, where he gives a sharp kick to the neck! Jack is admonished, backs up—another kick! Jack is admonished again, backs up—swings the kick, Voltaje out of the way, Jack crotches himself on the middle rope! Voltaje scrambles over to the corner, and before Ecosistema can run away, he gets the tag!
Making the best of a bad situation, Ecosistema runs in and grabs Jack for a German Suplex-but Moosehead Jack elbows him off! Moosehead charges at the stumbling Ecosistema—belly to back suplex from the luchador! Ecosistema is so surprised that worked, he does a victory lap—and then Moosehead Jack spears him out of his boots! Firewoman gestures for the tag, but Moosehead Jack is consumed with pounding Eco’s head into the mat . . . Eco desperately blocks, and manages to push Jack off and roll out and under the mat! Moosehead Jack rolls out after him but Voltaje tackles him – Firewoman leaps off the apron and knocks Voltaje down with a flying knee! Voltaje himself rolls under the mat!
Moosehead Jack and Firewoman look under the mat after Firewoman checks on him – no one there! Suddenly, Ecosistema is in the ring doing a little tap dance; Moosehead Jack charges in after him and begins to pound him into the mat again. Voltaje comes around the side and grabs Firewoman, but she shoves him over the guardrail and starts knocking his head off in the crowd. As Moosehead Jack is hooking Ecosistema up for the Go-To-Sleep-Forever—a second Ecosistema and Voltaje suddenly appear from under the ring, DOUBLE SUPERKICK! New Ecosistema into the cover as Voltaje insists he’s the legal man: 1-2-3!
Winners in 8:22 . . . Los Defenestrators!
Firewoman unmasks “Voltaje” in the crowd to reveal a drunken fan who she’s given a bloody nose; the “Ecosistema” who took a beating from Jack similarly unmasks, as the real (who knows who’s real anymore) Ecosistema and Voltaje bail into the audience as Jack stirs and figures out what happened.
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. STACY KIRKLAND
Bev and Davis are introed and make their way to the ring. As the OOWF Intercontinental champion is announced, she comes out with Matt Folz. The Saints make their way to the ring, Stacy steps between the ropes and holds her title high in the air while the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion takes his seat at the announce table. The entire time, Davis glares at Folz, Folz pretends not to notice him at all.
Russ: Looks like we are going to be joined by the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz, to what do we owe the honor, champ? Folz: Well I’m a huge improvement from that hack, Nash, plus, I have an interest in this match Razz: Well, you have your stablemate in Stacy Kirkland, someone you have openly said you enjoy facing in Beverly Cambridge and Sebastian Davis, the man who claims you are ducking him. So, who ya got? Folz: Well, clearly I think Stacy has this one in the bag, however, if I had to pick another winner, Bev Russ: But not Sebastian Davis? Folz: Who?
The bell rings and Bev and Stacy take advantage of a distracted Davis and get numerous two counts on him before he finally bails to the floor.
Folz: Wow, for a guy who claims to be beneath this match he is certainly getting his ass handed to him right now. Hey Davis, the ring is THAT way!
Davis slides back into the ring and rakes Bev’s eyes before taking Stacy to the mat with a spinebuster. Davis grabs Bev and LAUNCHES her over the top rope to the floor then locks Stacy in an arm bar. The entire time he has Stacy on the mat, Davis and Folz debate the state of baseball, Davis is on the side that say speed the game up, while Folz takes the side of, leave it the fuck alone, it’s been around for one hundred and fifty fucking years, stop trying to change it to fit your fucking television schedule. Well, Davis being a prick who doesn’t care about tradition, doesn’t like the opposing viewpoint, so he leaves the ring and gets nose to nose with the champ.
Inevitably tempers reach the boiling point and Davis attacks Folz. Kirkland quickly comes to his rescue, attacking Davis from behind and pulling him off of Folz. The champ escapes and walks around the ring. We see Bev just getting to her feet and she is about to join the fight when Folz grabs her from behind and shoots her into the ring. Bev is quickly to her feet and she turns and looks at Folz, Folz gives a slight smirk and Bev nods her head and takes a knee.
Davis and Kirkland continue their brawl, the referee begins the count, and gets to ten! As soon as he does, Folz races to the brawl, nails Davis from behind sending him to the floor, grabs Kirkland by the arm and hands her her title, and they head up the ramp to the back. Folz stops at the top of the ramp and looks at Bev, Bev makes the “I want the title” sign, Folz smirks and they head to the back.
WINNER via countout in 17:02 – Beverly Cambridge
Davis now realizes what has happened and he is LIVID. He destroys the ringside area and has to be forcibly removed from ringside by security.
KIERAN BOURNE vs. JACK BULLET vs. MATT FOLZ
All 3 men are introduced to less than great ovations. The bell rings and it appears Matt and Jack have a conversation. Jack nods and the two charge Bourne and nail him with a double clothesline. Matt nails Keiran with a backdrop driver then picks him up. Matt and Jack show surprising chemistry as they nail Keiran with a Total Elimination. Matt and Jack pick up Keiran and roughly throw him over the top rope. Matt follows and slams Keiran's head into the announce table before removing the monitors and placing him on top of it. Matt holds Keiran in place as Jack comes off the table with an elbow that drives Keiran through the table. Matt picks Keiran up and hits him with a brainbuster on the concrete.
Razz: What the hell is going on here? Are Matt Folz and Jack Bullet forming an alliance?
Russ: I don't think so partner. I think they're trying to get it down to the one on one match that they- and quite frankly the fans- want.
The current and former World Champions go at it back and forth for several minutes. They lock up and Matt immediately takes Jack down and transitions into into an arm bar. Matt drops a few elbows onto Jack's shoulders and then into a side headlock. Jack rolls over into a pinning combination for 2. Matt re establishes control, this time Jack powers to his feet and slams the back of Matt's head into the canvas with a backdrop driver. Jack heads to the second rope and drops a knee. A second one gets a 2 count. Jack with a butterfly Suplex and then he whips Matt into the corner. Jack tries the Eagle Splash but Matt moves out of the way. Matt rolls Jack up for 2.
Matt with a powerslam and a swinging neck breaker. Matt with a snap suplex and then he floats over for 2. Fisherman's suplex gets 2. Matt sets up for the Angle Slam but Jack slips off his shoulders and shoves Matt into the turnbuckle. Jack kicks Matt in the gut and pulls him into the Action Driver. Matt is completely out of it as Jack covers 1...2...he's pulled out of the ring by a returning Keiran Bourne.
Russ: No matter what happens the rest of the match, everyone saw that Jack Bullet was within a thousandth of a second away from pinning the World Champion clean in the middle of the ring.
Jack for damn sure recognized that fact and he's upset as he brawls with Keiran outside the ring. Keiran ducks a wild right hand from Jack and nails him with a low blow. Keiran propels Jack into the ring post busting him open. Keiran rolls back into the ring and covers a still downed Matt. 1...2... Matt just kicks out. Keiran takes issue with the referee's count and gets right in his face. Matt grabs him from behind and holds a huge handful of tights. 1...2...3.
Winner (Pinfall 11:23) Matt Folz
As Folz gets to his feet and raises his arms in victory, Sebastian Davis is in the ring and KO’S the champ with a pair of brass knuckles! Before he can do any more damage, the Saints hit the ring, Davis beats a hasty retreat before they can get their hands on him though.
ZED vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
“Reverend BRICK~! Superstar” plays as The Reverend BRICK~! steps onto the ramp with Zed and the OOWF Onslaught Champion Mac Flasher in tow. While Mac is still a bit sore from Monday’s attack, he’s fighting through the residual pain as he and Zed glad-hand fans at ringside. As the two combatants hop into the ring, Rev. BRICK~! calls for the microphone while the music halts.
Rev. BRICK~!: “Friends. Tonight’s match will be a fantastic exhibition between two of the brightest lights from The God Complex. And whether it’s Zed or Mac Flasher that comes away as the OOWF Onslaught Champion, know that the only OOWF championship that meets the values of The God Complex will remain in the safety of The God Complex. These men will represent The God Complex in front of the whole world, and they’ll both be free of the evils that one may encounter in this sinful sport that we call professional wrestling. Amen.”
Mac looks perplexed as Zed just shrugs at the champion. Both men shake hands with Angelo Barros calling for the bell. Both men tie up with Zed getting the advantage while the action is upright, but the slightly larger Mac holding things down when the game heads to the mat. Matching escapes lead to multiple standoffs as Bangor’s OOWF fans applaud on cue. Rev. BRICK~! leads more applause as the two men fist bump before locking up again, this time with Mac working Zed into a corner and getting a quick forearm shiver on Zed before Barros asks for a break. Mac obliges before running a knee into Zed’s midsection and snapmaring him from the corner into a seated position where he follows with a Bomaye to the back of Zed’s head. Mac gets 2 from that pinfall attempt as Zed, while woozy, was still with it enough to get a shoulder off the mat.
Mac remains the aggressor as he picks Zed up to his feet and hits a discus elbow that gets 1.5 before Zed drapes a leg over the bottom rope.
Zed has used his first rope break.
Mac helps Zed to his feet again, with eyes on another discus elbow, only this time whiffing as Zed ducks and hits a bridging German suplex that gets 2. Both men are at their feet at the same time, with Zed stepping back to bounce off the ropes and deliver a discus elbow of his own. That staggers Mac into the corner, where he’s easy prey for Zed to deliver about six knife-edge chops, complete with a few shoutouts to Charlotte’s favorite septuagenarian. Mac covers his chest after the sixth chop, giving Zed the opening to hit a step-up enzuiguri, putting Mac on Dream Street. Zed waits for Mac to fall face-first onto the canvas before dropping an elbow onto the base of his neck.
Zed rolls Mac into a half-nelson pinning combination that gets 2. Zed is up first as his loudest supporters smell blood in the water as Mac rolls to the outside. Zed teases a plancha as Mac ducks for cover, only to see Zed standing in the middle of the ring and waving. Zed, with a grin, holds the ropes open for Mac, who heads back inside with dueling chants of “LET’S GO, ZED!” and “LET’S GO, MAC!” filling the arena, all while Rev. BRICK~! is trying to get a “GOD COM-PLEX!” chant happening. The two combatants try to lock up with Mac and Zed accidentally bumping heads. Mac and Zed each stagger back a few steps as Barros checks both men. With Mac already checked, Barros is checking Zed just as Mac drills Zed with an uppercut. Barros spins around and admonishes Mac.
Mac Flasher has been given his first warning.
Mac argues that he thought Barros had given the OK as Zed rubs his jaw and returns to a vertical base. Mac offers a mea culpas which Zed accepts before Zed ducks under a tie-up attempt to spin around and paste Mac with a superkick that pushes him back into the ropes, where a glassy-eyed Mac is tied up.
Zed charges in only for Barros to hold him back, all while Rev. BRICK~! tries to help Mac from his predicament. Zed gets past Barros with a running charge, only for Mac to drop down as Zed and Rev. BRICK~! collide with Zed taking the brunt of the impact on his forehead. Mac is slow to his feet, but instinctively collects Zed in position for a Flash Drive, dropping Zed’s head on the top turnbuckle. The instinct also leads to a pin.
Your winner (pinfall, 10:15) and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion, Mac Flasher.
Rev. BRICK~! rushes in to tend to Zed as Mac sees a replay of what had just happened and promptly puts his head in his hands. While Rev. BRICK~! shoots an incredulous look at Mac, he’s quick to forgive Mac as he also slides in to check up on Zed. Mac and Rev. BRICK~! get Zed up to his feet, with Mac profusely offering his apologies, explaining that he didn’t know where he was after the headbutt and superkick. Zed, still with the Krispy Kreme eyes, reluctantly accepts the apology. He shakes Zed’s hand and raises his arm in victory as the God Complex celebrates inside the ring to end the show.
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MidWeek Mayhem (#918) Live! From Paris, France May 29, 2019
JACK BULLET & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. KIERAN BOURNE & SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!
Sebastian Davis clasps his hands together behind Bullet’s head with a muay thai clinch and drags him from his corner to a neutral corner. Davis drives his knees up into Jack’s sternum before tossing him back against the turnbuckles. With all of Jack’s weight back against the corner, Davis begins unloading on his opponent with curving knee kicks that focus the impact on the right ribs of Bullet. After four straight curving knee kicks Davis steps back and allows for Bullet to fall out of the corner. On the way down, Sebastian Davis catches Jack with a double underhook and flips him overhead with a butterfly suplex! Davis stalks Bullet as he rolls on the canvass and pushes up to his feet. Davis darts his hand under Bullets chin and punches a pressure point right above the throat with a tongan death grip! Bullet grab’s Davis’s wrist with both hands and begins pulling at it to free himself from his grasp. Bullet unintentionally stumbles backwards towards his corner, allowing for Beverly to tag herself in before Bullet lost consciousness.
Bev lumbers into the ring and comes down with a double axe handle smash between the shoulder blades of Sebastian freeing her partner from the hold in the process. Davis drops down to one knee and turns toward Beverly. He throws a back elbow to the midsection of Beverly, buying him enough time to stand to his feet. Bev wraps her arms around Davis’s frame and slams him down to the mat with a side belly to belly suplex. Bev pushes to her feet and pulls Davis up with her by his head. Bev shoves Davis back into his teams corner and mixes a surprisingly technical combination of hooks to the body. Bev follows up the punches by grabbing Davis by his head and dropping him with a headbutt. Bev catches the slumping Sebastian with a front face lock and spikes him to the canvass with a DDT. Bev rolls Davis over onto his back and blankets her opponent for the pin attempt.
The pin is broken up by a perfectly timed boot from Kieran to the side of Bev’s face!
Bev frantically rises to her feet and unloads on Kieran prompting the referee to separate the two. While Bev’s attention is distracted with Kieran Davis finds his way to his feet with help from the ropes. Davis finds his way behind Beverly and places a hand on her shoulder before spinning her around. Bev turns right into an uppercut elbow strike that lands right on the chin. Bev stumbles backwards and Davis begins to chop away at Bev’s right leg, mixing kicks between the inside and the outside of the knee joint. Davis manages to chop her down to one knee. Davis leaps off the mat and drives forward with his knee, cracking Bev on the nose with a jumping knee strike! Bev falls back to the canvas and grabs at her nose which is beginning to spit blood with every exhale. Davis tries for the cover.
Bev powers out rather easily, rolling Sebastian Davis off of her
Davis rolls near his teams corner and reaches up, tagging Kieran into the match. Both Kieran and Davis charge at Bev as she finds her footing. They both leap into the air, nailing a double drop kick to her sternum, knocking her into a nearby corner. Davis stays near Bev’s feet and on all fours as Kieran rushes towards the opposing corner. Kieran runs and uses his partner’s back as a springboard, nailing it! Davis rolls out of the ring under the ropes and Kieran hops back to his feet. Bev stumbles out of the corner and Kieran leaps in the air, grabs Bev by the back of her head and falls backwards, forcing Bev’s face to hit both of his knees with a double knee face breaker! He digs a shoulder into Bev’s side and forces her on to her back before trying for a pin attempt.
Bev bucks her body, forcing him off before the count of three.
Kieran seems to disapprove of the refs count speed. He slaps his hands together three times while barking at the referee. Kieran pushes to his feet and turns towards Bev after all the bickering ends. He snatches Bev with a front face lock but she powers up and lifts him into the air! Bourne wiggles his body and lands back on his feet while maintaining the front face lock. He then bounces off of the canvass and whips his body around in the air to take Beverly down with a tornado DDT. Bev instinctively rolls under the ropes and falls to the venues floor. Kieran scurries to the opposing ropes and waits for a sign of life from Beverly before charging and jumping through the ropes to hit a suicide dive that knocks Bev back against the security railing. Jack hops off of the canvass and moves around the ring towards his partner. The ref notices this and intercepts Jack before getting into the mix. The distraction is long enough for Davis and Bourne to team up against Bev. They lift Beverly to her feet and each wrap an arm around their neck while grabbing a hold of Bev’s waist. They simultaneously lift her up and over with a double suplex on the mats surrounding the ringside area.
Working together, they throw Beverly into the ring. Kieran climbs up onto the apron and then leaps over the top rope. Kieran’s eyes open wide as Bev laid perpendicular to one of the corners. KIieran skipped over his fallen opponent and moved to the corner. He grabbed the top rope and jumped up to the second rope. He used the second rope as a springboard to the top rope and from their nailed a picture perfect moonsault onto Beverly. Kieran hooked Bev’s leg for the pin attempt.
Jack snuck into the ring while the ref was counting and grabbed Kieran by his boots, pulling him off of his partner before the three count!
Sebastian Davis steps into the ring and charges at Bullet for interfering in the pin attempt. Jack lifts Davis up and twirls him in the air before nailing his tilt-a-whirl shoulder breaker. Davis thrashes around the mat holding his shoulder and Kieran makes a move towards Bullet. Charging full speed, Bullet uses Kieran’s momentum against him with a quick powerslam. Finally the referee steps in and moves Bullet back towards his corner while Bev pulls herself up to a seated position in the corner, enjoying the path of destruction that Bullet had left in the ring. Davis is first to his feet and he moves towards Beverly. Bev surprisingly leaps into the air and takes him down with a Lou Thesz press. While mounting Davis, Bev places her two hands around his throat and begins choking him. The ref watches on helplessly as Bev chokes out the non legal participant in this match. Bev keeps a watchful eye on Kieran as he begins to stir.
Bev pushes off of Sebastian Davis and climbs to her feet. Kieran staggers around the ring and Bev scoops him up before dropping him across his knee with a pendulum backbreaker. Bev keeps a hold of his partner and stands up to his feet, dropping Kieran down again across her knee with a second pendulum backbreaker. Bev turns back to Sebastian Davis. She lifts him up and grabs him by his hair and his shorts. She tosses him out of the ring over the top rope like yesterdays garbage. Bev then turns back around and sees Kieran pulling himself up to his feet by the ropes. Bev latches onto Kieran with a rear waist lock and pulls him from the ropes. She lifts him up with a belly to back suplex but in mid air turns it into a sideslam. Bev skips a pin attempt and quickly moves to her corner, tagging in Jack.
Bullet steps into the ring as Bourne finds his feet. Kieran turns around and Jack grabs him with two arms around his waist. Bullet lifts him up and flips him over head with a belly to belly suplex! Bullet pushes to his knees and grabs Kieran by his wrist. He pulls him to his feet by his left arm. Bullet steps underneath Kieran’s arm while twisting it awkwardly. Jack then unleashes on the twisted arm with a series of punches that focus on the shoulder joint. Jack let’s go and then grabs Kieran by his head before hitting him with a headbutt! Kieran falls backwards, his upper body bounces off of the middle rope while falling, shooting him back at Bullet Jack lifts Kieran up and hits him with his tilt-a-whirl shoulder breaker! Jack jumps onto Kieran’s back and grabs him with a crossface chickenwing. Sensing something bad coming, Kieran sprawls towards the ropes and with his free hand grabs the ropes. Bulllet refuses to let go of the hold and Bourne pushes to his feet. Now standing with the crossface chickenwing still intact, Jack pulls Kieran back violently, away from the ropes. Jack then does the unthinkable and flips him over head with a crossface chickenwing suplex that drops Kieran on his head! Jack rolls Kieran over and tries for the pin.
Sebastian Davis slides into the ring under the ropes and dropkicks Bullet to the side of his head, breaking up the pinfall by doing so!
Despite the interference, Bullet gets to his feet first. The referee has his hands full trying to move Sebastian back to the corner. Jack reaches down and grabs Kieran by his head. Suddenly the lights in the arena flicker and the only source of light is the video screens by the entrance way. Surprised, everyone freezes where they are as a video starts to play.
(Stacey appears on the screen. She holds up a photo album of Jacks’. Why are people surprised he had a photo album? He’s very traditional in a lot of ways. Opening ot, everyone sees it is filled with drawings, cards and various other items that Josie created specifically for Uncle Jack. Without any expression on her face, Stacey drops it into a container and sets it on fire)
The video comes to an end and Bullet stands, startled. Kieran sneaks up behind Bullet and rolls him back with a schoolboy roll up. Sebastian Davis climbs between the ropes and charges across the ring, hitting Beverly with a Muay Thai flying knee as she climbs through the ropes. The ref counts the pinfall as Sebastian Davis watches on.
Ding!! Ding!! Ding!! WINNERS in 37:19 – Sebastian Davis & Kieran Bourne
FRENEMIES vs. THE DARLINGS – Best of Seven Series – Match 2
The Frenemies, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley, make their way to the ring without the OOWF Tag Team Championships “gifted” to them by Los Defenestrators. Clan Quinn rushes the stage to attack The Frenemies, with Firewoman pairing off with Bridget and Moosehead Jack picking off Kylie. As OOWF officials rush to the outside, Firewoman notices the lack of championships before grabbing a groggy Bridget by her hair and demanding the location of the titles. Bridget absorbs a few slaps before giving up a location, causing Firewoman to sprint backstage with Moose quickly following suit.
As Mel Creech helps Bridget and Kylie to their feet, the feed cuts backstage to the Quinns running to the undisclosed location, only to slip on a large pile of churro dust and through an oddly placed pane of glass in the middle of the concourse. As the Quinns come to, Los Defenestrators hold the OOWF Tag Team Championships chanting “Cinco time! Cinco time! Cinco time!” before making a hasty exit.
The feed returns with The Frenemies showing the effects of the earlier attack and The Darling Twins already in the ring. Creech asks a busted-open Bridget if she’s good to go. With an annoyed expression, she affirms with Creech ringing the bell. Bridget is convinced to start the match on the apron with Alexis Darling trying to sneak a quick rollup on Kylie, who squirms out rather fast and drills Alexis with a forearm shiver. Alexis rubs her jaw and wryly smiles as Kylie tries to continue the attack. Alexis holds the shorter Kylie back, almost toying with her until Kylie lands a dropkick to Alexis’ thigh, knocking her to the ground. Alexis, no longer smiling, kips up and tags in Alexander as Bridget tags in for her squad.
As Alexander and Bridget are about to lock up, Los Defenestrators run down the aisle and into the ring with Clan Quinn giving chase. El Ecosistema tries to hand off the championships to Alexander and Bridget before the Quinns close in. Neither Alexander nor Bridget accept the titles as Los Defenestrators scuttle out of the ring with Moose and Firewoman running through the ring – and Alexander and Bridget – on their way to catch up with Los Defenestrators.
Razz: “Shouldn’t that be a disqualification?” Russ: “Mel Creech dressed himself today. That’s all the effort you’re getting from him until he can hit the bar.”
While the crowd is focused on the chase throughout the arena, Bridget tries to sneak up to the top turnbuckle and attempt a cross body only with Alexander catching Bridget in midair. Kylie, takes advantage of Alexis’ chase-fueled distraction to creep into the ring and land a dropkick into Bridget’s back, toppling Alexander underneath her. Creech snaps off a sudden 3, as all four combatants are totally stunned.
Your winners (pinfall, 10:35), The Frenemies.
The Frenemies hastily roll out of the ring as The Darlings are totally perplexed. While they sort out what happened, the chase heads back to the ringside area with Los Defenestrators hiding underneath the announce table. They duckwalk the table up the ramp to the back, and somehow no one notices.
THE SAINTS OF SINNES vs. GOD COMPLEX & LOS DEFENESTRATORS
The faces are introduced first, but are ambushed by the Saints before they make it to the ring. Matt gives Mac and Zed an opportunity to walk away and then he turns and joins the beat down on Los Defenstrators. Mac and Zed ignore this warning and jump in the fight. The Frenemies come out and join the fight, which in turns leads to them being jumped by the Darlings. Matt pulls off Ecosistema and renews acquaintances with Alex. Sebastian Davis comes out and jumps Matt from behind and he and Darling start stomping on Matt. Beverly Cambridge comes out and nails Davis and then Alex. Kiernan Bourne then comes out and attacks Beverly. Jack Bullet arrives on the scene and goes after his ex wife. It's total chaos as Security tries to find some measure of control as we fade out.
Official Decision- No Match
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OOWF Storming the Beach 2 Live! From Le Havre, France May 26, 2019
THE DARLINGS vs. FRENEMIES – Best of Seven Series – Match 2
The bell rings, and before the two teams can even touch one another, Clan Quinn storms the ring with weapons and beats the ever loving snot out of them. Moose puts Kylie through a table, Fire hits a MOOSEKILLER on Alexis. Then Moose grabs Bridget and hits a package piledriver off the apron through a table while Fire drops Alex with a kendo stick shot to the head, then hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER on Alex before she and Moose pull him to his feet and hit TOTAL ELIMINATION before throwing him out of the ring to the floor.
MHJ: This is a warning to everyone. This is the Saints world, we are ALLOWING all of you to exist in it, if you don’t fucking like it? Do something about it.
Moose drops the mic and he and Fire pose while soaking up the boos of the crowd before heading to the back. WINNER – No Match
JACK BULLET vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
The two men lock up and Bullet forces Davis into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break but Davis rakes Bullet’s eyes. As Jack staggers away, Davis charges out of the corner and chop blocks Bullet’s knee sending him to the mat. Davis spends the next several minutes working over Bullet’s leg, eventually trapping him in a figure four right in the middle of the ring. Bullet tries to fight to the ropes, but he is too far away. The crowd starts stomping and clapping for Bullet and he manages to reverse the hold forcing Davis to break the hold.
Bullet gets to one knee and Davis tries a shining wizard, but Bullet sweeps his leg sending him to the mat. Bullet grabs the back of Davis’ head and hammers him with punches to the head before pulling him to his feet, sending him to the ropes and taking him down with a stiff lariat. Davis bails out of the ring and Bullet follows him. He grabs Davis from behind and lifts him into the air and crotches him on the guardrail. Bullet grabs Davis from behind and hits a hangman’s neckbreaker onto the concrete floor. He pulls Davis up and sends him into the ring and follows and covers for a two count.
Bullet pulls Davis up and lifts him for a vertical suplex and tries to keep him up, but his knee buckles and both men crash to the mat, Davis falls damn near straight on top f his head.
Russ: MAH GAWD! HE NEARLY BROKE DAVIS’ NECK! Razz: Bullet has a history of doing this kind of thing…… Russ: but I think it’s fair to say it was not done intentionally Razz: Is it?
Bullet covers Davis, but Davis manages to roll his shoulder at two. Jack keeps Davis on the mat and works his lower back, finally putting him in a Boston crab, but Davis manages to get to the ropes to force the break. The end comes when Bullet whips Davis into the corner and follows him in, and jumps onto the middle rope and starts the ten punches of doom, but Davis reaches up and rakes Bullet’s eyes and DRIVES him to the mat. Davis rolls Bullet up, puts his feet on the middle rope and gets the three count! WINNER in 44:18 – Sebastian Davis
Bullet is apoplectic with rage. Davis bails out of the ring quickly and heads up the ramp and points to his head. Inside the ring Bullet pleads his case with the referee, even grabbing his shirt and momentarily threatening to punch him in the face. Bullet quickly realizes what he is doing and releases the ref’s shirt, smooths it out and shakes the ref’s hand. Bullet looks out over the crowd and shrugs his shoulders as the light pings off his teeth. He heads to the back slapping hands with the fans, but he is clearly not ok with this decision.
KIERAN BOURNE vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Both competitors are in their corner warming up until circling the ring. This is a high-stakes match so both men want to dominate as much as they can. They lock up in the center and it’s a stalemate. Keiran tries to push back, Mac tries to fight against and they remain stand still until Keiran applies the Side Headlock. Suddenly, his opponent moves behind him with the right arm for the Hammerlock which has Keiran by surprise. He manages to slip past behind him applying the Hammerlock himself until Mac Snapmares him down onto his ass. A quick kick into the head is missed as Keiran ducks back then kips up on the mat attempting a Spinning Back Kick that misses!
RAZZ: ”Amazing back and forth already by Flasher and Keiran. The two are so similar in styles but their personality is entirely different. Very interesting to see how the two personas will clash in the making of this match!”
Another lockup is made again and this time Mac has the Side Headlock. Keiran shoves him back with him into the ropes and uses the spring to push him off. Upon the return, Mac bulldozes him into the canvas from a Shoulder Barge. He runs off to the side but Keiran gets back up and takes him down with a quick Hurricanrana. After the landing, both men are back up on their feet. Keiran catches a Roundhouse Kick then counters into a Enguiziri Kick knocking Flasher into the nearest corner. When his opponent charges into him, Flasher explodes catching him in a Exploder Suplex into the turnbuckles!
Keiran kicks out and Mac applies a simple Side Headlock on the ground. The referee gets denied the chance to call the match due to Keiran fighting against the submission. Mac helps him back up to his feet and switches over for the Snap Suplex. He lands him clean on the mat then gets back up on his feet with Keiran in his grasp. He whips him into the ropes but Keiran hops over the top rope to the apron begging Mac to come at him. Mac does and charges only to eat a kick forcing him a few steps back for Keiran to leap onto the top rope and put him down with a Springboard Clothesline taking him down!
RUSS: ”Springboard Clothesline?! Someone needs to check the ropes because Keiran must have loosened them for that height! Fucking unbelievable!”
He doesn’t go for the pin but rather complete the offense. When Mac sits up, he eats a Roundhouse Kick into his spine that makes him cringe. Keiran runs to the ropes ahead of him, rebounds and knocks him down on his back from the Basement Dropkick! He rolls backwards onto his feet into the ropes from the momentum and now the audience sees Keiran whip him into the nearest corner. Flasher’s back gets glued to the turnbuckles in perfect position for Keiran to slam him into a seated position from the Corner Clothesline then finish it up with a Running Corner Knee Strike!
Mac rolls under the bottom rope to the apron edge. Keiran follows him out to the apron and slowly helps him back up to his feet. Both men are trading elbow shots into both their heads until Keiran blocks one and catches him with another Gamengiri Kick pushing him back a few steps. The moment he walks up to Mac, Mac leaps up with a Bicycle Knee Strike into the chin of Keiran knocking off the apron to his feet. The moment Keiran turns around, Mac runs across the apron then leaps off for the Shooting Star Press colliding into Keiran at ringside!
RAZZ: ”Shooting Star Press! Shooting Star Press from the apron down to ringside showcasing the athleticism and amazing work produced by Mac Flasher!”
“One! … Two! … Three!”
Mac takes a few moments to get back up and drags Keiran back inside the ring. He slowly helps Keiran up to his feet then smacks him in the jaw with a powerful striking combination until turning him around from a Spinning Back Kick to the head. He attempts the Dragon Suplex but Keiran breaks the hold and goes for a Rolling Elbow rocking Mac off his balance a little. Before Keiran can make it to the ropes, Flasher holds onto his tights then pulls him back in for the Half Nelson Suplex!
RUSS: ”Not so fucking fast Keiran! The Half Nelson Suplex coming into play and we have another pin attempt!”
Keiran kicks out of the pin attempt and Mac switches over to the Single Leg Boston Crab. Sat on his back, weight applied, leg in his grasp; He pulls back as much as he on the right leg trying to disable any chances of the Thrust Kick coming into play. Keiran begs the referee not to call it, he starts dragging Mac over by the ropes and stretches his hand out to grab it but Mac pulls him all the way back into the center of the ring.
RUSS: ”Oh yeah, he’s gonna tap! Just do it Keiran!”
Keiran rolls over onto his back and starts kicking Mac in the face until he lets go. Mac does giving his opponent enough time to stand up even though he is limping little on the right leg. Mac returns into him and clocks him in the chin with a Big Boot almost knocking him down; He runs to the ropes behind him, rebounds only to get scooped off the mat and driven down on his neck from the neck breaker from Keiran He pins him down with the shoulders on the mat!
Mac gets taken aback and gets back up only to suffer back-to-back clotheslines. Upon the last clothesline, Keiran catches him with a Spinning Back Kick before launching him into the nearest unoccupied corner. A strong Avalanche into Mac’s open chest squashes him in the corner where he walks out to the center in a daze; Keiran runs to the ropes ahead of him, rebounds and plants him down on the canvas spine first from the Leaping Neckbreaker!
RAZZ: ”Leaping Neckbreaker! Leaping Neckbreaker does it after the striking combination Keiran committed! And speaking of striking combinations, here comes Keiran right now!”
The moment Flasher stands on his knees, he starts eating back to back Roundhouse Kicks into the chest. Suddenly, he goes for the Tornado Kick but Mac ducks under it and clocks him in the chin with a Discus Elbow. He turns around from the blow where Mac attempts a German Suplex but Keiran flips over onto his feet. Keiran then hugs him from behind and plants him down on his neck yet again with a Backdrop Driver!
Mac rolls out of the ring to gain some distance and Keiran sees an opening. He runs to the ropes behind him, rebounds and dives through the top and bottom rope Spearing Mac in the chest all the way into the barricade. The Heat Seeking Missile lands than Keiran rolls him right into the ring before following after him. Taking a page out of Mac’s book, he locks in the Sharpshooter and pulls back with the legs in his grasp. Flasher starts dragging their bodies towards but mid-way, Keiran transitions from the Sharpshooter all the way to the Muta Lock!
Keiran pulls upwards with Mac’s chin in his grasp but Mac keeps dragging them to the ropes and he gets the rope break! Keiran releases the hold off of him and takes refuge in the corner opposing the one Mac is in. The moment Mac gets up, Keiran charges into him going for the Yakuza Kick but Mac ducks behind him and floors him down with the Dragon Suplex! Suprisingly, Keiran stands back up yelling at him to do it again but Mac charges at him and turns him inside out from the Lariat!
There isn’t any pin attempt due to both men being down on the canvas. In a matter of moments, they’re back up facing each other forehead to forehead until exchanging strikes like a bunch of a madman. Neither man backs up until Mac stops the entire sequence with a flurry of Open Palm Strikes followed by a Spinning Back Kick nearly making Keiran drop. He runs into the ropes behind him then rebounds only for Keiran to lift him off the mat for a Backbreaker!
And it happens. Mac gets back up in the corner only for Keiran to charge across the ring and clap him in the jaw from the Yakuza Kick! Flasher falls down on his back in the center of the ring and Keiran climbs up all the way to the top rope. With his back facing Mac, he leaps backwards in the air corkscrewing into a 450 flip for the Phoenix Splash but lands in the legs of Mac who applies the Triangle Choke. He tightens the grip around his opponent’s head then starts producing 12:6 elbow strikes on top of Keiran’s head!
Mac continues to squeeze down on his head as tight as he can and Keiran looks like he’s about to pass out. Suddenly, the bell rings. Mac looks up at the ref thinking Kieran has tapped out, or passed. The fans are confused as the official argues with Mac to let go.
Russ: What a lousy ending folks! Mac had him but they were only given 15 minutes. So it came a little too late! WINNER – 15 Minute Time Limit Draw
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Los Def are announced first and make their way to the ring, but they don’t make it. Clan Quinn attacks them from behind and the fight is on!
Moose grabs Ecosistema and throws him into the guardrail and hammers him with kicks to the face. Fire shoves him aside and grabs Eco and throws him into the ring and tells him to stand up and face her.
Outside the ring, Voltaje grabs a chair and tries to get into the ring, but Moose pulls him off the apron and DDT’s him on the floor. Inside the ring Ecosistema and Fire lock up, Eco takes her to the mat and traps her in an arm bar. Fire gets to her feet and slaps away the arm bar and slaps him across the face and yells FIGHT ME! Ecosistema tries another lock up and Fire shoves him away and lands another HARD slap across the face that sends Ecosistema out of the ring to the floor. As he tries to stand, Moose races around the ring and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline, then throws him back into the ring.
Moose goes back around the ring and pulls Voltaje up and DRIVES him through the Puerto Rican announce table. Moose climbs onto the apron and waits in the corner. Fire lays on the mat and yells for Ecosistema to do something. Eco walks up to her and grabs her arm and traps her in another arm bar. Fire easily gets to her feet and shoves Ecosistema away and walks to the Saints corner and tags in Moose while saying “Its not him!”
Moose turns to say something to Fire and Ecosistema hits him with a low blow and rolls him up for a two count. As Moose spins to his feet, Ecosistema hits the CROSS ROADS on Moose and covers for two! Fire tags herself in and Ecosistema feigns a leg injury and quickly hobbles to his corner and tags in a barely conscious Voltaje.
Ecosistema bails out of the ring and is immediately chased by Moose. Ecosistema races around the ring, his leg miraculously healed. Inside the ring, Fire pulls Voltaje into the ring and hits a MOOSEKILLER! Ecosistema stops at a churro wagon conveniently located at ringside and grabs a handful of cinnamon powder, as Moose gets to him, Ecosistema blows it in his face! Moose falls to his knees and bellows in rage. Inside the ring, Fire hits a FIRESTOMP and covers for the three count. WINNERS in 12:44 – Clan Quinn
With Moose unable to see and Fire preoccupied with the pin, Ecosistema grabs the tag titles from the announce table and races to the back, stopping at the top of the ramp to hold the titles high
“Whoo! El Rock and Roll, gnarliest quarto time tag team champs, EVER!”
Totally Not Eco disappears to the back, Moose dumps water on his face to clear his eyes, then sets his sights (see what I did there?) on Voltaje. Moose and Fire hit a doomsday device on Voltaje driving him through a flaming table. The very not-happy Saints grabs weapons and head to the back to find their titles.
ZED vs. STACY KIRKLAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Zed wastes no time as he jumps into the fray, backing her across the ring. Allowing him to put his weight into her, Stacey caught him off guard as she pulled his head down, side stepping him and flipping him over to his back with a hip toss.
Back on his feet, Zed gave Stacey a slow nod, and she returned the favor. The two then began to circle each other in the center of the ring, sizing one another up and looking for the opportune time to strike. Going in first as if he has nothing to lose, Zed shoots for Stacey’s leg, only to come up empty handed as Stacey sprawls and falls down onto his back. She quickly turns her body to position herself on his back but not before Zed pushes himself up and sweeps his legs around, breaking away from her. The two raced to their feet, Stacey standing before him with just enough time to move in before he could rise. Kicking her leg up, she slammed her foot into his face with kick. It was enough to stun Zed, just long enough for her to repeat and deliver another stinging kick to his face, knocking him down to his side.
Pulling Zed up from the mat, she kneed him in the stomach before unloading with a series of kicks to his legs, backing him up until he was left with nowhere to go and his back against the ropes. Stacey kicked for his head this time, putting her entire body into it as she pivoted around on her standing foot. Catching her leg before the kick could make contact, Zed then lifted her off her feet before taking a few steps forward and slamming her to the mat with a sit-out spinebuster!
Now that the momentum has shifted in his favor, Zed wasn’t about to stop there. As soon as Stacey’s back slammed against the canvas, Zed went straight to work, positioning himself beside her. Grabbing ahold of her and holding her in place, he then began to hit her over and over with repeated knees to her ribs. Pushing himself up, he then pulled Stacey to her feet. Squaring up with her, Zed hit her with a forearm to the face, knocking her back just enough to give him enough room to go to town with kicks to her lowers legs. He then transitioned his point of focus to her knee as he landed two back to back right kicks to the side of it. Jumping up, he then raised his knee, connected with a flying knee strike to Stacey’s face and knocking her backwards a few steps. The knee to the face stunned her, giving Zed all the time he needed to run to the ropes and return with a yakuza kick that leveled her completely. With Stacey flat on her back, Zed quickly dropped down and made the cover.
ONE . .
Popping her shoulder up from the mat, Stacey broke up the officials count before he could slap the mat a second time. positioned to Stacey’s side, Zed went back to his previous point of attack and began hitting her with even more knees to the ribs. On his feet, he circled Stacey for a short moment, catching his breath before going back in and pulling her up from the mat. With an elbow to the side of her head, Zed knocked her back a step before stepping in himself and spinning her around. He locked in a half nelson and before you knew it, Stacey was offer her feet and then dropped on her head with a suplex. She didn’t stay down though, oh no. Pushing herself up, Stacey wasn’t quick enough to rise before Zed. With her on one knee, Zed clutched her head and began hitting her over and over with knees to the face. Pulling her up from the mat, he then wrapped both arms around her upper body. Looking Stacey dead in the eye, Zed then dug down deep and exploded, slamming his feet to the mat as he lifted her up, throwing her over his head with a belly to belly suplex.
Zed is quick to roll back up to his feet and beckon Stacey to get back to hers with both of his hands. When she finally reaches a vertical base, Zed rushes her and presses her into the ropes, wrapping his hands around the back of her neck and bringing her into a Muay Thai clinch. Zed quickly stomps on the right foot of Stacey to distract her before pulling down on the back of her head while bringing his left knee up to crack her straight in the nose. Steadying himself for half a moment, Zed only pauses for a period of time less than it would take to blink your eye before pulling down on Stacey’s head once again, battering her with another knee straight to the face. Two more knees, alternating back and forth, connected before he threw one final knee straight to the body.
Dropping down to both knees as Zed released her, Stacey appeared to be in a complete haze as Zed backed off for just a moment to size her up and figure out where he wanted to go from there. Making a decision, Zed approached her quickly once more, looking to snap off a head kick and put her on her back but he completely whiffs as Stacey drops to the side, timing the kick perfectly. Smartly she rolled away from him, under the bottom rope and then down to the outside of the ring. Not letting her get away from him, Zed immediately moved and dipped out of the ring though the top and middle rope as well, giving chase to his opponent. Picking up her pace, Stacey quickly hustled around the corner of the ring with Zed close behind. She then rolled herself back into the ring and pushed herself back up to a standing position just as Zed rolled back in behind her. There was just enough time, however, for her to catch him with a brutal kick to the ribs that slowed him down tremendously.
Pulling Zed up from the mat, Stacey positioned herself behind him. Wrapping him up around the waist, she went to lift him off his feet for a German suplex but instead she ate a mouthful of elbow as Zed threw his arm back. Pulling himself away from Stacey, Zed then spun around and kicked her straight in the stomach, forcing her to buckle over. Going for a pump-handle slam, Zed was quickly countered as Stacey slipped from his hold, sliding down his back and wrapping her arm over his face as she landed. Zed had no where to go but down, and that’s exactly where he went as Stacey dropped him with a reverse DDT. With Zed down on his back, Stacey popped up to her feet and went to dancing, kicking her foot out over and over and pounding away at Zed’s face with it. Pulling him up to a seated position, Stacey then took a few steps back before charging in, wiping him out with a kick to the side of the head. As Zed slammed against the mat, Stacey spun a complete one-eighty from the momentum of the kick.
Pulling him up from the mat, she dragged him across the ring before throwing him into the corner. Zed crashed hard against it, even showing signs by his facial expression at the point of contact and thereafter. Sweeping in, Stacey put on a full clinic of kicks as she went to work on Zed’s mid section. After one kick to the side of Zed’s knee, Stacey lunged forward, slamming her fists into his chest and driving him backwards into the corner. She then backed up a few steps, creating some distance between the two before rushing in and connecting with an enguigiri! Zed didn’t go down though. He stumbled forward, wobbling from left to right but still on his feet. Not for long though, not until Stacey stepped in beside him, lifting him off his feet and dropping him in the center of the ring with a side slam backbreaker! Making the cover, she hooked the leg as the official raced over with the count. Junior slides into position with another super quick three count.
WINNER in 20:46 – Stacy Kirkland
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Russ: After a tremendous show far, now we've reached the main event of the evening. This should be a tremendous technical matchup between Matt Folz and Beverly Cambridge. Both of these wrestlers have shown mutual respect for one another in the past few months.
Razz: They have and I agree with you that this could be a tremendous back and forth technical match. But do keep this in mind: both of these wrestlers did ask for this to be a no holds barred match. This could be uglier than we think.
Russ: Only one way to find out, let's head down to the ring.
"Cut the Cord" plays and a very focused Beverly Cambridge makes her way out to massive applause. She warms up in the corner as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz makes his way out. He hands his Championship to the referee as Mike Elevenbee starts the introductions.
ME: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Main Event of the Evening. It is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship and By both competitors requests it is no holds barred and falls will count anywhere. Introducing first in the corner to my left, she is a former OOWF World Champion, from Staten Island New York, 5'8 and weighing 130 pounds BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE! And now in the corner to my right, a man who needs no introduction in any wrestling arena in the world, he is the reigning and defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. From Green Bay Wisconsin, 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds MATT FOLZ!
Matt sticks out his hand and Beverly accepts. The two circle around one another before locking up. Matt slips behind her and tries a German Suplex, but Beverly blocks and rolls him into a roll up that gets a quick 2.5 count. Both are back quickly to their feet but Beverly's quicker, taking Matt over with an arm drag and then a lighting fast running knee that gets another 2 count. Beverly goes to pick Matt up but the Champion rolls her into a small package for 2. As both get up, Matt buries a knee in Beverly's gut and follows with a snap suplex. Matt with a teardrop suplex and he grabs Beverly's legs and cradles for 2. Beverly reverses for 2 and Matt re reverses for a 2. Beverly kicks out and both have a small smile on their faces as they lock up again. Matt shoots Beverly off the ropes and takes her down with a drop toe hold and follows up with a hard back elbow to the face. Matt with a La Magistral Cradle for 2. The two go back and forth like this in the ring for another 15 minutes, exchanging moves and counter moves in a great display of technical wrestling. Matt reverses an Irish Whip an clotheslines Beverly over the top rope. Matt rolls out and follows her as we move to the next phase of the match.
Matt whips Beverly sternum first into the ring steps and then heads over to the Tahitian Announce Table. Matt grabs a monitor and walks back over to Beverly, he takes a big swing but Beverly ducks. Beverly nails Matt with a right hand to the ribs that causes him to drop the monitor, and then while Matt's doubled over, she DDT's him onto the monitor. Beverly covers for 2. As Beverly picks Matt up and drags him back over towards the table, we can see Matt is now bleeding heavily. Beverly slams Matt's head into the edge of the table and then removes the other monitor. Beverly places Matt on the table and heads to the top rope, leaping off with an elbow drop that drives them both through the table. Beverly hooks the leg and gets a 2 count. Beverly with a spinebuster, driving Matt's back into the guard rail.
Russ: To quote the late great Emmanuel Steward, "This is now becoming the brawl we thought might see."
Beverly with a swinging neckbreaker on the concrete that gets another 2. She picks Matt up again but the Champion temporarily saves himself with a blatant rake of the eyes. Matt grabs Beverly by the hair and slams her face into the ring post. He rolls Beverly back into the ring and heads to the second rope, dropping an elbow for 2. Matt with an Irish Whip, Beverly reverses and a spinning heel kick knocks Matt over the top rope. Beverly takes a few steps back and builds up momentum, leaping over the top rope and attempting a plancha...but Matt catches her and absolutely plants her with a powerslam. Matt covers for a very close 2 count. Matt picks up a chair and drives it a few times into Beverly's ribs before covering and getting another 2 count. Fisherman's suplex gets 2. Matt picks Beverly up by the hair again and starts dragging her up the aisle and behind the curtain.
Razz: Where the hell is he going?
That question is quickly answered as the pair end up in front of the Destroyitarium. Matt slams Beverly's head into the wall and then drags her in front of the 2 new plate glass doors just installed. Matt with a release overhead belly to belly suplex that sends Beverly flying through one of the doors. Beverly is completely covered in glass. Matt covers, the referee has to step through glass to get in to position to count and that hesitation probably saves Beverly as she kicks out at 2.99999. Beverly is bleeding profusely now as Matt picks her up and gets in position for another suplex. But Beverly with a blatant low blow and she reverses, hitting a release German Suplex of her own that sends Matt through the other door. Now Matt's covered in blood and glass as Beverly covers and Matt kicks out just before 3. Beverly picks up a bar stool and slams it into Matt's shoulder. Beverly places Matt in a hammerlock and then propels his shoulder into the wall once...twice...and once more for good measure. Beverly drops a knee on Matt's shoulder and then locks in the La Bella Lock. With no ropes to grab, Matt tries to roll over into a pinning situation but Beverly keeps the hold on as she rolls back through. Matt is in agony as he has his hand up and looks like he's about to tap. In a last ditch effort, Matt goes full Mike Tyson and bites Beverly's hand to cause her to release the hold.
As Beverly holds her hand and yelps in pain, Matt staggers to his feet and nails her with an Angle Slam! Matt covers 1...2...Beverly just gets her shoulder up. Matt slams the concrete in frustration and picks Beverly up. He tries for another Angle Slam but Beverly slips off his shoulders, shoves him into the wall and hits a Codebreaker. Beverly covers and now it's Matt's turn to get his shoulder up just in time. Both are covered in glass and absolutely pouring blood as they begin to brawl, throwing haymakers at one another as they begin to make their way back towards the ring.
Russ: By Gawd, could you imagine what these two would do if they DIDN'T have mutual respect for one another?
They're brawling on the entrance ramp when out of nowhere Kieran Bourne nails Beverly in the back with a steel chair. He picks Beverly up and nails her with the Face Your Fear. Kieran hands the chair to Matt and tells him "Finish the bitch off." Matt responds to this generosity by nailing Kieran with the chair and hitting an Angle Slam. Matt throws Kieran off the entrance ramp and yells down "Who the fuck are you to get involved in my match?" Matt turns and walks back toward Beverly, but now Sebastian Davis comes but behind Matt and nails him in the knee with a Singapore cane. Davis nails Matt hard multiple times in the ribs with the cane, yelling "Do I have your attention NOW motherfucker??" Sebastian continues to beat on Matt until fellow Saint Stacy Kirkland comes out and pulls him off. Davis and Kirkland start brawling to the back and in the middle of the chaos Matt's barely able to drape an arm over Beverly's shoulders. 1...2...3.
Winner (Pinfall, 40:12) and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz
Jaime Folz, Moose and Fire come out and help a barely conscious and badly bleeding Matt to his feet and help him to the back. OOWF Medical personnel come out to check on Beverly as the crowd gives a standing ovation to both competitors.
Russ: WOW! What a match and what an event,thank you folks for joining us on yet another awesome OOWF Pay Per View. For Razz, I'm Russ, we'll see you Wednesday for Mayhem. Have a great night everyone.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#916) Live! From Bordeaux, France May 22, 2019
<we cut to a table in the studio where Russ, Razz and Nash sit>
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen due to some technical difficulties our video feed for this week’s Mayhem is down. Now, the show is already complete, and let me tell you, the crowd in Bordeaux was…… Razz: OFF THA HOOK! Russ: ……..right. So, this week Razz, Nash and myself will host the OOWF Recap Show…… Razz: Which is looking for a name, I mean, it’s MidWeek Mayhem, but like MidWeek Recap Riot or something Nash: I really hope your wife didn’t let you name your kids Razz: Hey, it was just off the top of my head Nash: Which is a low bar, a REALLY low bar…….how many phone books are you sitting on? Razz: Hey Russ, how is it possible that Nash was medically cleared for this? I think he blew a quad sitting down Russ: Is this how it is going to be all night? How about we get started and talk about our first match of the evening, a three way dance.
JOHN LAW vs. SHIZURU vs. JUNIOR WINCHESTER
Nash: So, Big Bossman versus Taka Michinoku versus Jamie Noble? Russ: That is insulting! Nash: To who? Razz: Look Nash, I know you’re trying to be cool and all……. Nash: You should try it Razz……but these guys aren’t some dime store knock off! Law is one of the better violent big guys, Shizuru has come a long way since his Sizzlechest days and Winchester could be the next big thing in the OOWF Russ: Well, if he wants to be the next big thing, he might have to wait until next week as Shizuru picked up the win in this one. Razz: The end was sick, what the hell was Law doing on the top rope? Russ: Seems he was going for a moonsault on Winchester, but Shizuru caught him and crotched him on the top. Razz: With him out of it, Shizuru ducked a superkick from Winchester, hit the psycho driver and got the win! Nash: The never ending Shizuru push just marches on. You would think this guy was Roman Reigns! Russ: that is insulting! Nash: To who? Razz: Shizuru Nash: Ok, yeah, that is fair. Look, so what is next for these cats, you got three guys who seem to be spinning their wheels a bit Russ: Well, I would think Shizuru would be in line for a shot at Mac Flasher’s onslaught championship Razz: And Law still has some unfinished business with Jack Bullet Nash: Does he though? Bullet whipped his ass pretty hard. What about Winchester? Russ: He’s been quiet lately, and there are rumors that he may not be long for the OOWF. Razz: Woah! Breaking news from Russ! Nash: I remember when I left WWF for WCW, Bischoff let me name my price Russ: Yeah, Bischoff was not a smart guy Nash: His stupidity made me a LOT of money Russ: How about we move on to our next match?
SEBASTIAN DAVIS & KIERAN BOURNE vs. MAC FLASHER & ZED
Russ: Davis and Bourne take on, and defeat, Mac Flasher and Zed, this match was not what I expected Razz: This match was over thirty minutes of awesome Russ: The pace these four kept up was simply remarkable. Russ: I was a bit surprised by the end, I will say that. Beverly Cambridge showed up and she and Bourne argued about halfway up the ramp. Inside the ring, Zed and Mac had Davis at their mercy Nash: It should have been smooth sailing for Mac and Zed, they have teamed before, they know one another well, but they lost because of an error Russ: Zed went for a superkick on Davis, but Davis moved and caught Mac. Taking advantage of the situation, Davis threw Zed out of the ring and rolled Mac up for the pin and the win. I am sure it was just a minor miscommunication between the two. Nash: Yeah, right Razz: It happens Nash. Zed simply missed. The God Complex is united, they are the real threat around here, I am telling you, the Saints may not think it, but the God Complex will be the ones to finally take them down Nash: You mean like the Dudes With Attitudes beat the Four Horsemen? Razz: Well, that is not exactly the best……. Nash: Or maybe the Union. Maybe they will take out the Saints like the Union took out……ummmm Razz: Ok Oz, we get your point Russ: The fact remains, the God Complex looks to be on solid ground. There certainly did not appear to be any bad blood between Zed and Mac tonight…… Nash: What about between Mac and Bev? Russ: That is being worked out as we speak, I am sure Nash: Sure, of course Razz: Do you ever have anything positive to say? Nash: I am positive you are dwarfed by Sky Low Low Razz: Hey Nash, how about we take this to the ring? Nash: Nah, dwarf tossing is illegal Razz: You son of a….. Russ: If we could get back on the show? Nash: I just want to know what is up between Bourne and Bev? Russ: That is a good question, Bourne seems to think Bev has done him wrong, but Bev doesn’t seem to have a clue what he’s talking about Razz: Sounds like they’re married. Russ: Our next match is the first match in a best of seven series between The Frenemies and the Darlings……….
THE FRENEMIES vs. THE DARLINGS – Best of Seven Series – Match 1
Nash: That reminds me of the time, back in ’82 I think, when me and Scott Hall beat Bronco Nagurski and John Tolos in a best of seven series, only took us two matches to do it…… Russ: You and Hall. Faced Bronco Nagurski and John Tolos. In 1982. And won a best of seven series in two matches. Nash: In front of 121,000 people at the Egg Dome in Tokyo Razz: You sure it wasn’t on the moon? And maybe you rode unicorns to the ring? Nash: Are you questioning my memory? Razz: What? Noooooooo I would never…….Nooooo. I am calling you a liar Russ: ANYway. A few weeks ago Alexis Darling made it very clear that she wanted the tag titles – currently held by Clan Quinn, who are certainly no strangers to the Darlings…… Razz: Well, technically Los Def hold the titles Russ: Yes, but they aren’t the recognized champions Nash: Possession is nine tenths of the law Russ: Somewhere Leesa is violently disagreeing with you Nash: Who? Russ: Never mind. Razz: You know, the bigger wild card in all of this, and something that some of us seem to have forgotten about until just as he was typing this…….
<we cut to a hospital room, it is dark, there are ventilators running, machines beep slowly and we see Kayfabe lying on the bed, struggling to survive after the dastardly attack from Sebastian Davis. As the camera pans in on Kays face, her eyes suddenly open wide, and one eye begins to twitch. Machines start going off as she begins pulling IV’s from her arm, nurses rush in and try to sedate her, the camera man gets knocked down to the floor, leaving us a sideway view, but we see Kay’s feet hit the floor, the sound of more fighting, then we see Kay walk toward the door and leave the room>
Razz: …….but Kylie also has the guaranteed title shot from the Imperial Onslaught Russ: And she could use that guaranteed shot for any title in the OOWF. She could challenge Stacy Kirkland for the Intercontinental title, she could challenge Matt Folz for the world title, she could challenge Clan Quinn for the tag titles, hell she could even challenge Mac for the onslaught championship! Nash: Why would she do anything other than challenge for the world title? That is a no-brainer Razz: Well, she still has about four months to do it, makes you wonder what she is waiting for though Russ: Folks, I’ve gotta say, this match was excellent. I think some people sleep on the Darlings, but as far as pure wrestlers go, they are two of the best in the world. Razz: I was a little surprised to see them get the win here, I figured the Frenemies would come out hot Nash: What the hell is a Frenemie? Razz: Someone who is your enemy, but kinda your friend too Nash: Like Hogan? Razz: EXACTLY like Hogan Nash: How are they not heels? Russ: Do you want Kay here? You JUST saw what happened! Nash: If I were Sebastian Davis, I would be considering getting the hell out of Dodge for a bit Razz: So, best of seven, who ya got? Russ: Well, the Darlings clearly have the experience in teaming, and the overall resume, but the Frenemies were recent champions, they ended the Saints of Sinners historic run, so I am going to say Frenemies in six Nash: SIX? When was the last time a best of seven didn’t go seven? Razz: Didn’t you just say you and Hall beat Bronco Nagurski and John Tolos in a best of seven in two matches in ’82? Nash: Ok, fine, SINCE then? Look, the Frenemies are barely even on the same page, Dorothy Mantooth has them fighting one another in the gym, but is Kylie’s focus REALLY there? I don’t think so. Darlings sweep Razz: Look, far be it for me to actually agree with Nash on anything, and he is crazy if he thinks the Darlings sweep, the Darlings are legendary when they are engaged, but sometimes they go weeks without saying anything and you start to question their dedication. If they are mentally in it, they can win, but if they’re not, no matter what is going on with Kylie, the Frenemies win. Russ: It’s Main Event time, and quite honestly, this one is going to be bowling shoe ugly Razz: Why ARE bowling shoes so damn ugly? Russ: I assume so no one will steal them? Razz: Someone get Wikipac to look that shit up!
LOS DEFENESTRATORS, JACK BULLET & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
Russ: This match……..it was just chaos. You had Moose trying to decapitate Ecosistema to get his mask off Razz: Seems a bit excessive Russ: It’s Moose Razz: Fair point Russ: You had Stacy and Jack Bullet tearing into one another, and you had Fire and Volaje brawling outside the ring Nash: While inside the ring, you had Folz and Bev put on an absolute clinic Russ: That is no exaggeration folks, this match went almost 45 minutes and for the VAST majority of the match, it was Bev and Folz in the ring while the rest of them tried to murder one another Razz: It was some off tha hook old school wrestling too, Russ. Bev looked the best I’ve seen her tonight, she had a counter for everything Folz did Nash: And it wasn’t enough. Russ: Well, Folz managed to hit the Olympic slam and get the pin when Kieran Bourne came out to the top of the ramp and distracted Bev Nash: If you can’t keep your focus while you’re wrestling the world champ, then you shouldn’t be in the ring Razz: Well, there was also an insane amount of chaos going on outside the ring, I am surprised either of them could focus on the match Russ: Also, in a move that will no doubt infuriate Moose and Fire, Los Defenestrators were once again able to escape with the world tag team titles, leaving Moose and Fire toy replicas from the OOWF Shop Zone! Razz: Los Def certainly like poking the bear Russ: Not the best idea in the world in my view. Folks, we are out of time! For Razz and Nash, I’m Russ, have a great night!
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#915) Live! From Cannes, France May 15, 2019
FRENEMIES vs. THE DARLINGS
Match goes to a twenty minute time limit draw. After the match, GM the Vic comes out to the top of the stage with a mic.
You know, I like what I saw here tonight and so did the fans <crowd pops>. Now, I know both of you want shots at the tag titles, and quite honestly, you both deserve that shot. So what we’re going to do is this, starting next week you are going to have a best of seven series. The first to four wins gets the world tag team title shot.
The crowd pops, The Darlings look slightly annoyed by the ruling while the Frenemies are pumped about it.
KIERAN BOURNE vs. JACK BULLET vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE
With Bourne and Bev fighting up the ramp, Davis gets the win when he uses a pair of brass knucks to KO Bullet. WINNER in 26:28 – Sebastian Davis
JUNIOR WINCHESTER vs. MAC FLASHER
Both grapplers are already in the ring as Angelo Barros inspects both men for foreign objects, finding a pair of brass knuckles in Junior Winchester’s boot. Junior laughs it off as Betty Sue chirps taunts at Mac Flasher, who passes Barros’ inspection before the bell rings. Barros points to the timekeeper as Junior barrels in with an ambush forearm strike. That backs Mac into a corner as Junior charges in with an elbow that connects with Mac’s jaw. Junior tries to climb up and deliver 10 punches, but is dumped over the top rope and onto the apron. Junior tries to step in with another forearm shiver, but Mac ducks and pulls Junior’s head down to drive his throat across the top rope. That sends Junior flying onto the floor, where Betty Sue rushes to his aid, keeping Mac at a distance.
Junior rolls back into the ring and rolls away from Mac’s try at a quick elbow drop. Both stand up and start throwing haymakers, at Junior’s request with Mac sending a right to the jaw that loosens some tobacco spittle from Junior’s mouth. Junior replies with a knee to the gut and a quick DDT that gets 2. Junior picks Mac up and whips him into the ropes with a spine buster on the other end. That also gets 2 a with Junior feigning wiping away tears at fans of Mac in the ringside area. That gives Mac enough of a chance to lock Junior into a crucifix pin that gets 1. Mac ducks a right and delivers a punch of his own, stunning Junior. Mac tries for a Flash Drive, but Betty Sue running up to the apron gets the attention Barros, and eventually Mac. That opens the door for Junior to load up his boot and throw a Shit-Kicker that misses Mac by inches.
Mac pops up and spears Junior, right into the corner, driving the wind from out of his lungs. As Junior lay on the mat, Betty Sue tends to him as Barros keeps Mac away. Betty Sue slips the pair of confiscated brass knuckles into Junior’s hand, with the only two people who should know about this blind to that fact. Finally Betty Sue backs away and Mac leans in, only to get decked across the jaw. Mac crumbles to the mat with Junior grinning from ear to ear. Junior goes for a lax cover and gets 2 only for Barros to notice the knuckles peeking out of Junior’s back pocket. Barros halts the count and begins to question him on the use of the knuckles. Junior swears up and down that he did not use the illegal object.
While Mac lay on the mat, Junior opts to add a bit more to the sure win by backing his way up to the middle rope. With designs of an elbow drop, Junior is met by a Size 13 Converse All-Star and a somewhat rejuvenated Mac. With Junior stumbling, Mac needs just a split second to hoist him up and deliver a Flash Drive that gets 3.
Your winner (pinfall, 12:50), Mac Flasher!
Mac rubs at his jaw as Betty Sue pulls Junior away from him. Mac slips to the timekeeper’s table and grabs his OOWF Onslaught championship with a small sect of fans chanting for Mac to take the match against Bridget O’Malley. Mac’s smile turns into a bit of an uneasy look when the chants get louder as he walks back up the ramp.
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN
PA: VIVA LAS VENTANAS!
“Totally Not Eco” Ecosistema and “For All We Know It’s Zed Under A Mask” Voltaje come out with the stolen Tag Team Championships over their shoulders, very proud of themselves—and all of a sudden, Moosehead Jack and Firewoman are storming down the aisles! They’re not waiting tonight, folks! Firewoman grounds Voltaje outside as Moosehead Jack spears Ecosistema down and then rolls him in the ring.
The bell rings as Moosehead Jack slams fists into Ecosistema’s face until the referee tries to stop him from the closed-fist shots—Moose barks at the referee, but Ecosistema takes the opportunity to kick Moose off and stand up. As both competitors stand, Ecosistema pulls cotton out of his mask.
Ecosistema: Es muy bueno that I had all this algodón in mi mascara, or los punches would have muy hurt!
Moosehead Jack lunges at Ecosistema, who ducks between the ropes. Jack doesn’t care much, as he throws a couple knees to Ecosistema’s gut, and then pulls him out—but Ecosistema reverses Jack’s grappling and pulls him into a Dragon Sleeper! Jack is trying and failing to get free—Firewoman spots it and bounds up to the corner, tagging herself in off the flailing arm. Ecosistema releases Jack as Firewoman comes in.
Moose: (coughing) That’s fucking Eco!
Firewoman: Other people use dragon sleepe—
Ecosistema grabs Firewoman as she turned to yell at Moose, armdrag! Firewoman back up, Ecosistema attempts another underarm flip—blocked, elbow strike by Firewoman! Ecosistema stumbles back as Firewoman hits the ropes—running knee to Ecosistema! Ecosistema stumbles back and rolls out of the ring . . . and under the mat!
Firewoman rolls out to follow him, but on the other side of the ring, Voltaje grabs Moosehead Jack’s leg and pulls him down to the mats below! Voltaje tries to ground and pound Jack as the referee comes over to yell at them, but Jack gets the better of Voltaje and SLAMS him into the steps! Jack yells at the referee that he took care of it . . .
. . . on the other side of the ring, Firewoman is looking for Ecosistema under the mat, but he came out to the side and runs around with a steel chair! He stops short as he faces Firewoman – he looks to the referee’s back, and tosses the chair at her! Eco then does a big flop on the mats as Firewoman catches the chair, and the referee comes back to their side, seeing Firewoman holding the chair and Ecosystem holding his head on the mat!
Fire: ARE YOU KIDDING—
Winner in 5:41 by disqualification . . . Los Defenestrators!
A few moments after the bell’s ringing, Ecosistema literally kips up and HOPS the barricade, running out into the crowd. Moosehead Jack and Firewoman curse him out, and then walk over to the ramp—but the championships are gone! The camera pans to Voltaje in the middle of the crowd, having already run out with both championships over his shoulder.
Voltaje: WE WON! WE WON! TWO-TIME CHAMPIONS!
Ecosistema: Solamente en Los Estados Unidos!
SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW vs. MATT FOLZ
Everyone is announced, but Folz takes a seat at the announce table while Shizuru and Law beat the hell out of one another
Russ: Welcome champ, I uh, I think you have a match to wrestle Folz: Are you kidding me? Razz: I mean, you were announced as being part of the match Folz: Why on earth am I in this match? Russ: Is that rhetorical? Folz: Look, I’ve beaten Shizuru a million times……. Razz: And he’s beat you Folz: …….and Law is a Big Bossman wannabe, I mean, don’t get me wrong, for a big man, he moves around the ring like a lightweight, but……..come on Russ: Didn’t you say you wanted to be a fighting champion? Folz: Yes! Yes I do! So why is this a non-title match? Russ: Well, I….. Folz: it’s because neither of these guys has done anything to deserve a shot. You know what…….let me go make these two famous
Inside the ring Shiz has Law up for a Psycho Driver, Folz knees him in the back and Law falls to the floor. Folz grabs Shiz and hits an over the top rope Olympic slam, sending Shiz crashing through the Polish Announce Table. Folz the pulls Law to his feet and takes him to the mat with a perfect belly to belly suplex, then traps him in the ankle lock. Law tries to get to the ropes, but Folz grapevines the leg and falls to the mat. Law has no choice but to tap. WINNER in 13:56 – Matt Folz
Folz grabs his title and holds it in the air, the crowd boos the shit out of him as he heads to the back.
ZED vs. STACY KIRKLAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Stacy Kincaid comes to the ring in her brand new Saints of Sinners T Shirt (ripped in all the right places). Zed enters to babyface pops and Junior Hale makes a big deal about explaining the rules to Stacy, who nods, but also bats her eyelids at him. Hale fumbles around and finally calls for the bell. Zed's going all out, but Stacy stays with him with her own patented brand of bratty-brawling (think Alexa Bliss) which of course gets NO warnings from Hale. Despite this, Zed gets Stacy locked into a double chicken wing, but through some violation of physics, Stacy flips him for a back-body drop. She grabs his legs and twists into a figure-four, grabbing the closest rope to add to the pressure. Hale doesn't see this, but he does see Zed's left arm slam down on to the mat, and, well, that's kind of a tap....so Hale calls for the bell! WINNER in 8:51 – Stacy Kirkland
While Zed still tries to figure out what happened, Hale is receiving the gratitude of Stacy Kincaid as they walk arm-in-arm up the ramp and fade to black.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#914) Live! From Reims, France May 8, 2019
PEACE MATISSE vs. KIERAN BOURNE
Matiss tries to attack Bourne from behind, but Bourne weathers the attack and catches Matisse with a chop to the throat, then lifts him and hits the Face Your Fear. Bourne heads to the corner and climbs the ropes and lands the DEATH FROM ABOVE, then locks Matisse in the House of Horrors. Matisse taps out immediately. WINNER in 3:43 – Kieran Bourne
FRENEMIES vs. THE DARLINGS
The Frenemies get the win when Kylie hits a top rope German suplex on Alexis, and Bridget comes off the opposite corner with a big elbow drop. Kylie stops Alex from breaking up the pin at the last second. WINNERS in 24:11 – The Frenemies
After the bell the two teams go nose to nose and argue. The crowd is amped as it appears they are going to brawl some more. The Darlings smirk and back off, leaving the ring and heading to the top of the ramp. At the top of the ramp the Darlings pause and look back to the ring and we hear just a snippet of their Royalty theme before they head behind the curtain.
JACK BULLET & SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW & JUNIOR WINCHESTER
This one was a wild brawl. The four men fight in and out of the ring. The end comes when Winchester accidentally hits Law with a superkick, Shizuru grabs Law and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER, then tackles Winchester out of the ring. Jack Bullet then grabs Law and hits the SILVER BULLET before locking on the TALON! Law fights it, but he cannot escape and he is forced to tap out! WINNERS in 18:40 – Jack Bullet & Shizuru
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Bev gets the roll up win after Folz comes out to the top of the ramp and distracts Davis. Match TBEIL. WINNER in 22:58 – Beverly Cambridge
LOS DEFENSETRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN
Totally Not Eco and Voltaje make their way to the ring each pushing something that looks like a chalkboard covered by a blanket. Stage hands get them into the ring and Totally Not Eco has a mic:
<you’re going to have to imagine the poor Spanish> Hola el France! Today El Voltaje and I have un surprise for El Clan Quinn! They are guestos numero uno on the La Ecosistema Variety Show!
<mild applause, which turns to boos when Clan Quinn’s music plays and they make their way to the ring. The Quinns are, not surprisingly, not amused>
Senorita Fire y Senor Moosey, WELCOME to MAYHEM es ECOSISTEMA! <Totally Not Eco waits for thunderous applause, but only gets a smattering> Tonight, my guests are the famoso Clann Quinn! Clann Quinn, explainadande what your mucho greatest accomplishment is.
<Fire grabs a mic>
Well, paralyzing Ecosystem is right up near the very top…….
Ecosistema: Ahhh si! Ecosystem. <crowd boos> Si! Si! No Bueno Ecosystem! Es mas rudo!
<the Quinns snarl and start to approach Ecosistema>
Ecosistema: Un momento! Un momento por favor! It seems we have got off on the wrong foot. Intendes friendship! <Ecosistema spreads his arms welcomingly, the Quinns stop and stare> Mi nombre is Ecosistema, and he is El Voltaje! Ustedes es Los Defenestrators!
With that, Eco whips out a can of pepper spray and sprays both Moose and Fire in the eyes. They drop to the mat howling in pain. Totally Not Eco and El Voltaje take the covers off the “blackboards” and we see they are two panes of glass. Totally Not Eco grabs Fire and El Voltaje grabs Moose and they throw them both through the glass!
Russ: CLAN QUINN HAS JUST BEEN DEFENESTRATED! Razz: THAT’S WHAT LOS DEFENESTRATORS NAME MEANS!
Moose and Fire lay in a bloody, writhing heap on the mat, Totally Not Eco and El Voltaje grab the OOWF world tag team titles and hold them high above their heads, then head to the back!
Razz: Los Defenestrators are stealing the titles! Russ: Nothing is getting by you tonight, is it Razz?
WINNERS – No match
MAC FLASHER & ZED vs. MATT FOLZ & STACY KIRKLAND
Opting for the OOWF World champ’s entrance theme, the Saints of Sinners dup of Stacy Kirkland and Matt Folz saunter to the ring, holding up their respective singles championships. The Saints limber up in the ring as “The Royal We” plays out The Reverend BRICK~!, who tosses foam God Complex crosses into the crowd as Zed and Mac Flasher head to the ring in choir robes, as both men look incredibly uncomfortable in doing so. Rev. BRICK~! revs up the crowd with a fire-and-brimstone sermon, mostly Googled, as both Mac and Zed cannot get out of the robes quick enough. As “Junior” Hale glances over at Stacy with a look of submissiveness, he calls for the bell as the Saints try to get the jump on The God Complex, getting their faces filled with choir robes and stereo dropkicks.
Matt stays in as Stacy tumbles through the ropes. That’s not very bueno for Matt as Zed hits a step-up flying forearm as Mac catches a dazed Matt in a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 2. Matt heads for the outside as Mac and Zed give each other an emphatic high-five.
Russ: “Mac and Zed back together again! They’re just as good as ever!” Razz: “It’s been a minute. Give this time to dissolve like you know it will.”
Matt reenters as Zed takes the role of legal man for The God Complex. The two lock up with Matt asserting his superior grappling skill over Zed, who is able to keep things pretty even with his agility advantage over the veteran. Multiple standoffs lead to the requisite applause as Zed motions for Stacy to tag in. She does, then she tags Matt back in while reminding Zed that she does what she wants, when she wants. Zed shrugs and tags Mac, who is expecting Matt before he opts to tag in a very eager Stacy. Zed tags himself in before Stacy checks out again. Zed frustratedly tags Mac back in before Stacy tags in and charges at Mac, hitting a Lou Thesz Press, but getting nothing beyond that as Mac deadlifts her into a Samoan Drop that gets 1.5. Mac tries to keep the power game going, but is caught with a pair of forearms, a kick to the shin and then a knee to the face as the Saints see their first control. Stacy keeps at the quick-strike offense, confusing and flustering Mac with a flurry of whatever works, eventually subduing him long enough to drape her lag across his throat. Hale begins to count before Stacy glares at the official, prompting him to stop, although Stacy isn’t lifting her shin off of Mac’s throat. Rev. BRICK~! tries to get Hale to break the illegal hold, but Hale pays no mind. Stacy grows bored of choking Mac, tagging in Matt after dragging the Pennsylvanian to the corner. The Saints duo beat Mac down until he slumps in the corner, complete with Matt hitting a seated dropkick right to Mac’s jaw. Only the ropes can save Mac as Matt gets 2 on the cover.
Matt grabs Mac by the hair and snap mares him to the canvas in the center of the ring before hitting a standing senton. He then takes Mac to Suplex University, calling out the many varieties of throws as he batters Mac with high-impact drops. Matt tries to grapple Mac into a pinning combination and gets 2 before Zed breaks up the La Magistral attempt. Matt jaws at Zed while Stacy “tags” in and stays on Mac, deliver a standing moonsault that gets 2.5. Rev. BRICK~! and Zed each pound the nearest object to get the crowd into rallying Mac, it works somewhat as Stacy has Mac in a chinlock with Mac standing up only to get raked in the eyes with Hale watching the whole thing.
Russ: “Gavin Hale has been bought! This is ridiculous what he’s allowing to happen.” Razz: “It’s not being bought. It’s Stockholm Syndrome and also knowing what’s good for him during the week. Stacy told me earlier today that she wants to defend the DDT title 300 times within the next week. ‘Junior’ is going to be a busy man.”
Stacy traps Mac in a sleeper hold, quickly draining him as he starts to slump in Stacy’s arms. Hale goes for the three-drop technique, as Stacy commanded. The first two drops go as expected before Rev. BRICK~! hops onto the apron and prays for Mac to regain consciousness. While Stacy chuckles, Hale lifts Mac’s arm a third time and it stays up. Rev. BRICK~! exclaims his joy as Mac begins to power out of the lock, ultimately standing up and backing Stacy into a neutral corner to break her grip. Both wrestlers collapse as Mac tries to regain any kind of energy from the surge as Stacy tries to regain her air. Mac begins a slow crawl to Zed, who is leaning as far as he can into the ring. Just as Mac is a step within reach, Matt charges in and tries to deck Zed, but meets a left from Zed as Mac tags in with his right.
Zed enters off the hot tag with a series of fists for Matt, before tossing him through the ropes. Stacy charges and eats a belly-to-bely suplex as Zed screams at the now-rabid fans in attendance. Zed grabs a woozy Stacy and signals for a Divine Intervention DDT, getting her up before Matt clips Zed’s knee. Mac brawls with Matt as the two spill out off the apron and to the outside as Zed clutches at his knee. Stacy sees the wounded North Carolinian and taunts Rev. BRICK~! before making her way toward Zed. Rev. BRICK~! hops onto the apron to distract Stacy, who never looks away from Zed until Rev. BRICK~! tosses a foam cross at Stacy. While Hale wants to disqualify The God Complex, Stacy beckons him to keep the match active to prove a point, grabbing Rev. BRICK~! by the lapels of his jacket and trying to force-feed him the merchandise before Zed scampers in for a schoolboy rollup. Hale reluctantly counts off 3, knowing that his job is still as an official, although one who may regret that act later. WINNERS (pinfall, 37:55), Zed and Mac Flasher … The God Complex!
Rev. BRICK~! celebrates with Zed while Mac and Matt continue their brawl on the outside. Officials break those two up as Mac sees the in-ring celebration. He reenters the ring to join the party as Stacy berates Hale. Matt realizes the result and shakes his head, although he’s actually kind of understanding after seeing the replay on the OOWFTron. He waves Stacy down and reminds her of who she is and who she is a part of as the two walk up the ramp.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#913) Live! From Calais, France May 1, 2019
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
Ecosistema locks up with Awesome Bill to start. Ecosistema gets the best of Awesome Bill with a couple armdrags, and then Eco runs up the turnbuckles for a spinning crossbody . . . and Awesome Bill just walks out of the way a'la Samoa Joe. Splat. Bill shakes his head and then begins to jab Ecosistema, whip to the turnbuckles, charge - and Ecosistema drops down and rolls out of the ring, Bill just turning himself in time to slam his shoulder rather than his sternum. Grabbing his shoulder, Bill rolls out of the ring . . . and Ecosistema rolls back in. Bill rolls in . . . and Ecosistema rolls out the other side. We have a couple rounds of this until Justin Sane blocks an exit for Ecosistema, who spins around to Bill . . .
Ecosistema: Break de bailando!
Ecosistema does a quick spin dance, and then shoots double guns at Bill. Bill looks around confused, but the audience is chanting "Dance," so Awesome Bill does a little shimmy to cheers. Ecosistema then spells "W-O-R-M" and gets on the ground, gesturing for Bill. The two begin to do the worm . . . but Ecosistema pops up and STOMPS Bill in the back of the head! Eco goes for the cover, good for only two! Ecosistema quickly tags in Voltaje.
Razz: Wow! I can't believe the fun-loving Ecosistema played a nasty trick like that and then bailed like a coward! Russ: Does it remind you of anyone at all? Say, anyone who might be obviously under the mask? Razz: CM Punk? Is it CM Punk? I heard he was making masked appearances!
Voltaje locks Bill tight into the Chinlock of Excitement, but Bill fights his way up with elbows - but Voltaje reverses into a Russian Leg Sweep and then unloads with kicks, pushing Bill into the corner and stomping away! Voltaje backs up to the other corner and charges with FLIPPY NONSENSE-nobody home, Bill pulls out of the way and tags in Justin! Justin hits Voltaje with flail strikes before coming off the second rope with some flippy nonsense of his own, sending Voltaje into the ropes in 619 position. Justin charges to try it out, but Voltaje scouts it and shoves Justin to the floor. Voltaje rolls out and rolls Justin in, with Bill coming down to make sure Voltaje doesn't take liberties . . . but then Ecosistema comes out behind Bill and rolls him up!
The referee comes out of the ring to explain to Ecosistema that neither he nor Bill is the legal man, and that you can't roll people up outside the apron.
But MEANWHILE, inside the ring, Voltaje ducks a swing from Justin, and spits BLUE MIST into Justin's eyes! Voltaje rolls him up into a small package as the referee gives up on Ecosistema and Bill - 1-2-3! WINNERS in 8:22 . . . Los Defenstrators!
Razz: That's crazy that a Mexican team would use green mist! Russ: Crazy indeed, Razz, almost like they have an obviously Japanese wrestler on their team. Razz: Yeah, they must have been watching tapes of OOWF legend . . . Russ: Say it, say it, say it . . . Razz; Ghosthead!
SHIZURU vs. JUNIOR WINCHESTER
Winchester attacks Shiz before the bell and dumps him to the floor. As Junior argues with the referee, Betty Sue takes off her cowboy boot and waits for Shiz to stand, then SLAMS it upside his head! Betty Sue rolls Shiz back into the ring and Winchester covers, but Shiz kicks out at two.
Winchester pulls Shiz to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, slingshots him off the top rope into a JACKHAMMER! He covers again, but once again Shiz kicks out. Winchester traps Shiz in a sitting abdominal stretch and hammers him with elbows to the ribs. The crowd is firmly behind Shiz, and they start clapping and stomping and soon enough Shiz hulks up and fights to his feet and escapes from the hold. Junior tries a few punches to Shiz’s head, but they have no effect, Shiz stands up straight, points at Junior and the crowd yells “YOU!” He hammers Junior with several shots to the head backing him to the ropes, he then grabs Junior and sends him to the ropes and connects with a big boot, but Winchester doesn’t go down! Instead, Shizuru springs off the middle rope and connects with a spinning kick to the face that sends Winchester out of the ring to the floor.
Shizuru grabs Winchester and lifts him onto the apron and tries to bring him in with a suplex, but on the outside Betty Sue grabs his leg! Winchester falls on top of Shiz, Betty Sue keeps hold of the leg, one…….two……..THREE! They steal the win! WINNER in 5:39 – Junior Winchester
Winchester slips out of the ring and celebrates with Betty Sue, while Shizuru tries to explain what happened, to no avail.
KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY
Bridget O’Malley is out first and strides to the ring. Bridget poses in the center, then goes to her corner and stretches. Kylie Mignolio receives a tremendous reaction from the crowd. She smiles and waves, then slaps hands with the fans as she runs down the aisle. Kylie slides into the ring and poses on the turnbuckles, and then meets Bridget in the middle of the ring. Referee Masato Misawa steps between them and gives them their instructions, and then calls for the bell.
The ladies stand toe to toe and size each other up for a moment, and then Kylie offers her hand. After a brief hesitation, Bridget shakes it. The handshake breaks directly into a lock up. Bridget forces Kylie’s arms up and drives several short kicks into her midsection. Kylie yanks her hands free and catches one of the kicks, trapping Bridget’s leg and pulling her into a suplex. Bridget rolls on landing, but Kylie dives onto her and grabs a headlock. Bridget hooks Kylie and rolls, holding her shoulders down for a one count. Kylie kicks out but hangs onto the hold. Bridget tries it again for another one, and this time Kylie lets go when she kicks out. Kylie rolls to her feet and drops a knee into Bridget's neck before she can get up. Kylie pulls Bridget to her feet and sends her into the corner. Kylie charges, but Bridget slips up and over the ropes to the apron. Kylie puts on the brakes, but Bridget grabs her head and slams it into the turnbuckles. She steps back into the ring and takes Kylie over with a snapmare. Bridget sits Kylie up and drives a kick into her spine, then backs off a couple steps and hits a rolling neck snap. Bridget covers, but Kylie kicks out at two.
Bridget sits Kylie back up and drives several knees into her back. She plants the last one and pulls Kylie’s head back, wrapping an arm around her neck to lock on a dragon sleeper. Kylie struggles but refuses to tap. She pushes to her feet, still in the hold. She pushes at Bridget’s arm, and manages to loosen it enough to turn over. She grabs Bridget around the waist and snaps her over with a Northern Lights Suplex. Kylie bridges, but Bridget kicks out at two. Kylie rolls to her feet and sprints for the ropes. She tries a clothesline but Bridget ducks. Bridget aims a knee at her stomach on the return trip, but Kylie tumbles over it and keeps going. Kylie comes back with a body press, but Bridget snags her out of the air with a powerslam. Bridget hooks the leg and Misawa counts One...Two...Kylie kicks out!
Bridget is up first and stalks Kylie as she gets up. Bridget nails Kylie in the back of the head with a pair of forearms, and then shoves her face-first against the ropes. Kylie bounces off, and Bridget hits a standing dropkick to the back. Kylie starts to tumble over the ropes, but Bridget grabs her around the waist and rolls her up. She rolls through and into a German Suplex. Bridget bridges, but Kylie rolls a shoulder just before three. Bridget rolls to her feet and pulls Kylie up. She tries for a suplex, but Kylie blocks. A second attempt is also blocked and Kylie reverses, snapping Bridget over. Kylie pulls Bridget up and bundles her into the corner. Kylie hits a series of knees to the midsection, followed by an Irish whip. Bridget stops her momentum and hangs on to Kylie’s arm, pulling her forward to bury a knee into her stomach. She hooks Kylie for a gut wrench, but Kylie elbows free. Kylie sprints for the ropes and leapfrogs Bridget, coming back with a bulldog. She covers, and Misawa slides into position. One...Two...Bridget kicks out!
Kylie pulls Bridget up and slings her to the ropes. Kylie nails a superkick, then grabs Bridget as she falls and sends her into the corner. Bridget reverses, following Kylie in with a leaping knee to the head. She doubles Mia over and hooks her for a Butterfly Suplex, but Kylie stands up, dropping her into the turnbuckles. Bridget ends up hanging in the tree of woe, and Kylie gets a running start to nail a stalling dropkick. Kylie pulls Bridget up and sets her up for the Sharpshooter, but Bridget kicks her back. Bridget kips up, and Kylie catches her with a Springboard Cross Body! Misawa counts One...Two...Three! Bridget kicks out! The bell sounds! WINNER (9:34) Kylie Mignolio!
Russ: Was that three? Razz: I think so. Let’s take a look.
Instant replay confirms that Bridget was a milli-second too late in her kick out and the decision stands.
JACK BULLET vs. JOHN LAW – Last Man Standing Match
Bullet comes out first, as he stops at the top of the ramp to play to the crowd, he suddenly lurches forward and falls face first to the floor. The camera pans up and we see why. Standing behind him is John Law holding a lead pipe. He glares down at Bullet, who is unconscious. Law yells for the referee to start the count, but before he does, Shizuru storms out and attacks Law!
Shiz and Law brawl up and down the ramp, Shizuru grabs the lead pipe and is about to use it on Law when Junior Winchester shows up and POPS Shiz with a super kick! Law and Winchester throw Shizuru into the ring and proceed to beat the snot out of him. Jack Bullet struggles to his feet and staggers to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope and falls across Shizuru protecting him from the onslaught from Law and Winchester. The two grab a chair and repeatedly bring it down on Bullet’s back before security finally breaks it up and gets them to the back. The crowd boos the shit out of this. Medics check on Shiz and Bullet, Jack looks like he has no idea where he is at the moment, surely he will be in concussion protocol for this. WINNER – no match
Russ: This is absolutely disgusting! Jack Bullet is likely concussed because of that animal John Law! Razz: I mean……it WAS a last man standing match Russ: Are there no rules in the world of professional wrestling? Razz: Well, not really in a last man standing match…….. Russ: The thought of incapacitating your opponent, it just has NO place in wrestling! Razz: It WAS a last man standing match , Russ, That’s kind of the point……
THE DARLINGS vs. CLAN QUINN
What many expected to be a bloodbath, given their history, turned out to be one hell of an actual wrestling match. Clann Quinn and The Darlings put on a clinic of tag team wrestling, with a minimum of outside the ring mayhem.
After nearly forty-five minutes of war, the end comes when La Ecosistema wanders down to the ring to do color commentary………poorly. At one point he drops his headset, which is to say he threw it over the table in the direction of the ring. As he went to get it, he grabbed Fire’s ankle as she hit the ropes, tripping her up and sending her right into a Darling Driver from Alex! Alex covers and gets a surprise three count while La Ecosistema feigns innocence. Moose chases him up the ramp, but he escapes to the safety of the back. WINNERS in 44:21 – The Darlings
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. MATT FOLZ
The two get introduced and Matt surprisingly offers his hand in a show of good sportsmanship. Beverly accepts it and the two step back before the bell rings. The two lock up and Beverly surprises Matt by riding him down to the canvas and then rolling him into a half nelson cradle for 2. Matt gets back to his feet, locks up again and takes Beverly over with an arm drag and quickly follows up with a running knee. Matt waits for Beverly to get to her feet and then hits her with a lariat that sends her over the top rope. The crowd boos as Sebastian Davis makes his way to ringside. He gets up on the apron and Matt quickly knocks him off with a right hand. Beverly climbs back to the apron and Matt grabs her looking to suplex her back into the ring. Matt gets her halfway up before Sebastian grabs his leg. Matt falls backwards, Beverly lands on top of him. The referee doesn't see Sebastian holding Matt's foot down as he counts, 1...2...3. It's over just that quickly.
Winner (Pinfall, 2:11) Beverly Cambridge
Afterwards, both Matt AND Beverly seem pissed off about the result. Sebastian just smirks at them both as he makes his way to the back.
SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
With OOWF Official Angelo Barros waving Sebastian Davis and OOWF Onslaught Champion, Mac Flasher to the center of the ring, he holds Mac’s title above his head and commands both men to shake hands. They oblige, but not before Sebastian times pulling Mac in for a short clothesline just as the bell rings. While Barros chides Sebastian for his timing, the challenger claims that everything is on the up and up while Mac lay on the mat in a daze. Sebastian turns his attention to Mac, who pulls him down in a small package that gets 1. Sebastian is first up and begins stomping away at Mac’s neck and back, keeping the champion on the defensive while signaling around his waist that he’s reclaiming something this evening.
As the fans jeer the gesture, Sebastian pulls Mac up by his hair and whips him into the turnbuckle, staying a step behind and laying into him with a running knee to the gut. Mac falls in a heap while Sebastian stays on top with a chin lock that he flows into an armbar.
Razz: “That’s Hold No. 713! ARM bar!” Russ: “That’s maybe the second hold we’ve seen in this match” Razz: “Sebastian has a list of far more than 1,004 holds. Give him time.”
Mac is able to wiggle free thanks to a nearby rope.
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break.
Mac stands up and ducks a running shoulder block by Sebastian, waiting for the Texan to turn around into an Ace Crusher. Mac cannot even try a pin as Sebastian has the wherewithal to roll outside almost immediately.
Russ: “He didn’t quite get all of that Ace Crusher.” Razz: “You’re telling me. Sebastian was able to roll out of the ring with zero issues.”
Sebastian checks his jaw as Mac teases Kennywood’s Open (tope con hilo). Sebastian heads for the hills as Mac puts on the brakes and plays to the crowd, which is having the grandest time taunting Sebastian.
Sebastian cautiously heads back to the ring as Mac teases an outside jump once more. Finally, with Barros’ count reaching a dire number, Sebastian rolls back in; but not before commanding Barros to hold Mac back. Mac backs away, though Barros leans in and holds him by the torso, unaware of the eye poke that Sebastian delivers. Mac covers his eyes as Sebastian nails the champion with a spear and gets 2.5. Mac, still trying to get vision back in his right eye, swings wildly and misses Sebastian by a mile as the two get up. Sebastian tries a Cattle Driver, but Mac is able to block. A suplex attempt is also blocked as Mac powers Sebastian into the corner. Even with the fuzzy vision, Mac delivers two uppercuts, two hammerfists, a left hand, a right hand, a left hand, a right hand, a kick and a knee before a forearm across the jaw ends the flurry.
Russ (to himself): “Up … Up … Down … Down … Left … Right … Holy shit! Razz! Mac just gave Sebastian the Konami Code!” Razz: “All I saw were some fists that are unbecoming of an Onslaught champion.”
Right as rain to Razz’s declaration, Barros chats with Mac about the closed fists.
Mac Flasher has received his first warning.
Mac continues on the assault, whipping Sebastian into the opposite corner and signaling for Mister Rogers Neighborhood Trolley. Mac runs into a big boot and a rope-aided cover that Barros cuts off at 2, when he glances up.
Sebastian Davis has been given his first warning.
Sebastian powers Mac up for a Hurricane Slam that gets 2. This time he partially connects on a Cattle Driver as Mac is able free his legs and take most of the impact on his back. That also gets 2. Sebastian pounds the mat and screams at Barros about his cadence before grabbing Mac by his hair and driving a knee to his gut. With Mac doubled over, he tries for a scissors kick, but get caught in a standing powerslam that gets 2. Mac gets to his feet first and rallies the crowd behind him before unleashing a hellacious standing lariat that needs a western-Pennsylvania-based name, but his creator is way too lazy to think of one at the moment. That gets 2 as Sebastian gets a foot on the ropes.
Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.
Mac stays on the assault, punishing Sebastian with forearms to the back before trying to hoist him in a Flash Drive. That gets him nowhere. A rake to the eyes gives Sebastian a quick edge again as he whips Mac into the ropes and positions himself for back body drop that Mac spots in time before sliding over Sebastian’s back and hitting a lightning-quick Duquesne Incline (Unprettier). Sebastian kicks out at 3.01, then looks incredulous as Barros calls for the bell. WINNER (pinfall, 13:20) and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION, Mac Flasher.
Barros and Sebastian argue all the way to the back about the speed of the count as Mac retrieves his title and holds it high while starting an “EIGHT DAYS!” chant before the feed cuts to an ad for OOWF AfterDark’s newest docuseries “Inside Firewoman’s Basement.”
STACY KIRKLAND vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Back and forth match for much of the contest. The end comes when Kirkland grabs the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal title and SLAMS it upside Zed’s head! She rolls Zed into the ring and covers him, putting her legs on the bottom rope. Rev. BRICK~! tries to warn the referee, but he doesn’t see it. Kirkland gets the three count and the title! WINNER in 21:48 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Stacy Kirkland
Kirkland holds her titles high in the air as the crowd boos loudly. Mac Flasher rushes to the ring to try and explain what has happened, but to no avail. We fade to black with the champ standing tall at the top of the ramp.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Brexit Bash (#912) Live! From Cardiff, Wales April 24, 2019
LOS DEFENSETRATORS (Ecosistema y Voltaje) vs. THE ICEMENT COMETH (Ben Ice & Johnny Icepick) w/Perry “Icebox” Williams
We're going deep into the OOWF vault for our opening match, with the former tag team champions Los Defenestrators - not seen for decades - against former curtain-jerkers of the same era. Ben Ice and El Voltaje lock up to start, and Ben Ice manages to wrestle El Voltaje down into a chinlock, because nothing says EXCITEMENT like opening minute rest holds. Johnny Icepick is helpfully yelling Mr. Freeze taunts from the infamous Batman & Robin movie:
Icepick: You're not sending Ben Ice back to the cooler!
Voltaje fights his way up and manages to throw Ben off, and starts tossing him around with armdrags; Ben blocks one and begins to strike, but Voltaje gets the better of a strike exchange, dropping Ben with a spin kick. Voltaje goes for a Lionsault, but Perry Icebox grabs the ropes and trips him up! Ecosistema sees it and comes off the apron with a DOUBLE AXEHANDLE to Perry! Talk about low-flying action! Ecosistema hops back up to the apron and takes a tag from Voltaje as Ben Ice tags Johnny Icepick in; Ecosistema knocks Icepick down a couple times, but Icepick goes low on a charge and back body drops Ecosistema! Icepick winds up for the Icepick Throat Spike . . . Ecosistema ducks it, OLYMPIC SLAM to Johnny Icepick! Icepick is down, Ecosistema pulls him up - and hits the ENDGAME! Ecosystem's old finisher!
Razz: He calls that move the "Total Coincidence!" Russ: I'm sure he does
Ecosistema into the cover of the Total Coincidence: 1-2-3! WINNERS in 5:22 . . . Los Defenestrators!
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & SHIZURU vs. THE DARLINGS & JUNIOR WINCHESTER
The Darlings don’t appear to be particularly thrilled to be teaming with Junior Winchester and their disdain shows throughout the match. They force him to start, then tag out quickly when he tags them in forcing him into most of the work. Winchester holds his own though and fights off Justin, Bill and Shizuru for quite a while.
The tide turns when Betty Sue tries to low bridge Shizuru on a whip, but Shizuru reverses it and Junior sails over the top rope. Shizuru dives over the top rope and lands on Winchester on the floor, then rolls him back in and tags in Bill, Bill climbs to the top rope and hits the FREEBIRD and covers, but Alexis breaks up the pin at two. Bill tags Justin in and Justin grabs Winchester and calls for the DOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGHAWK but before the lights go out, Alex slips into the ring and grabs Justin from behind and hits a DARLING DRIVER! The Darlings attack Shizuru and Bill, Winchester pulls Justin up and hits the SHIT KICKER, he covers and gets the three! WINNERS in 10:04 – The Darlings & Junior Winchester
JOHN LAW vs. JACK BULLET
The two are brawling as they come out from the back during announcements. Bullet ducks a wild swing by Law and knees him in the gut, then grabs a side headlock and goes all Nolan Ryan on him, hammering him with punches to the face. Bullet marches Law to the ring and rolls him under the bottom rope, then springs over the top rope and drops a leg across his chest. Bullet covers but Law kicks out.
The two brawl around the ring for a bit, Law grabs his night stick and slams it right across Bullet’s face, sending blood pouring out of his nose. Law scoops Bullet up and slams him back first into the ring post, then drops him on the Chilean announce table and climbs to the top rope. Law leaps, trying for a splash, but Bullet moves out of the way and Law crashes and burns! Bullet pulls Law out of the wreckage and rolls him into the ring. Bullet follows and hits a stunned Law with the SILVER BULLET, covers, and gets the three count! WINNER in 20:44 – Jack Bullet
Russ: I do believe that is John Law’s first pin fall loss here in the OOWF! Razz: I would say that is another step toward Bullet getting his world title back from Matt Folz Russ: I think you may be right Razz……what the hell?!?
We see what Russ is talking about, while Bullet celebrates with the fans on the middle turnbuckle, Law grabs him and slams him off the top. Law produces some zip ties and secures Bullet’s hands behind his back. He grabs his club and beats Bullet until he is unconscious on the mat. Law grabs the mic
Boy! This ends next week! I want you in a Death Match. The only way to win is to beat your opponent so bad that he cannot answer the ten count. I am not asking you, I am not asking Vic, I am DEMANDING it, and if you have the balls you claim you have, you will be there next week to get the beating of your miserable life.
STACY KIRKLAND vs. ZED
The bell sounds and we get a lock up. Zed backs Stacy into the corner, He breaks, but slaps her as he backs away. Stacy lunges, and Zed uses her momentum to send her across the ring, following her in with a clothesline. He drives his knees into her in the corner, then snaps her over with a Gut-Wrench suplex. He sits Stacy up and tries to lock in an Anaconda Vice. Stacy works her way to her feet and shoots Zed into the ropes. She ducks a clothesline, and he spins around and tries a Step-Up Enziguri, but she catches the leg and leg whips him to the mat. Kirkland drives an elbow into the back of his head before pulling him back up, only to drop him with an inverted DDT. She covers, but Zed kicks out at one.
Stacy whips Zed into the corner and then Monkey-Flips him out. Zed gets up woozy and Stacy catches him with a slap that doesn't help. She hits the ropes and comes out with a kick to the gut that doubles him over. She gets up quickly and hits a Butterfly Suplex and floats right into an armbar. Zed thrashes about for a few seconds before catching his bearings. He maneuvers around until he can slowly get to his feet, dragging Stacy with him. He tries to counter, but Stacy does still have hold of the arm, and, using his momentum against him, swings him around to the ground, and grabs his other arm. A Curb Stomp later, and Zed's head bounces off the canvas. Stacy covers for 2, and Zed kicks out.
Stacy is up first and pulls Zed to his feet. She winds his arm, but he pokes her in the eye to break free. She stumbles back a step and Zed flips her to the mat. He hits a German Suplex then pulls her up and shoves her into the corner. He charges in, but Stacy dodges. She steps behind him and grabs him around the waist, but an elbow to the throat gets him free. He kicks Stacy's legs out and hot shots on the top rope. Zed floats over the ropes to the apron, then plants a knee in the back of Stacy's neck and chokes her on the ropes for a four count. Zed finally drops to the floor and drags Stacy out after him.
Zed sends Stacy into the ring steps and charges after her. Stacy moves, and Zed collides with the steps. Stacy picks Zed up and drops him spine-first on the apron. She kicks him square in the face and flips off the referee. Stacy grabs a chair and wails on Zed. With it. Over and over she brings the chair down on Zed’s neck and back. Referee Hale has no choice. Winner: Disqualification (6:38) Zed!
The bell does not stop Kirkland, as she continues her assault. Zed has slumped to the floor and tries to crawl away, but she pursues him relentlessly. It takes 5 members of Backstage Security to pull her away enough so that medics can get a bloody and bruised Zed to the back
THE FRENEMIES & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
Frenemies and Bev are out first, the fans give them a loud ovation which is immediately drowned out when the Saints are announced. They make their way to the ring and the crowd boos them mercilessly.
Back and forth match sees both teams take the advantage. Surprisingly the match stays mostly in the ring. The end comes when Fire SLAMS her half of the world tag team title upside Kylie’s head as she goes for the Kylieplex on Moose, Moose grabs her and hits a package piledriver and gets the three count. WINNERS in 44:19 – The Saints of Sinners
MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
With the arena in Cardiff in a minutes-long chant of “Ewch, Mac, ewch,” (Go, Mac, go) “I Get Wet” plays out adopted favorite son Mac Flasher, who has eschewed his regular black/yellow attire in favor of the blue/white combo of Cardiff City FC. Mac soaks in the adoration, taking the time to stop by his distant family in the front row before rolling into the ring and stretching on the ropes as “Glory” interrupts and brings Sebastian Davis to the ring as the arena’s mood changes drastically. Sebastian strides to the ring, making sure that everyone knows how many days he’s held the OOWF Onslaught Championship with a lengthy stop to shout the number in Welsh to Mac’s extended family. Sebastian hops into the ring and stares down Mac while holding his title in the air before Mel Creech can secure it from the champion. Creech explains the rules to both men, who glare at each other before the requisite handshake, which Sebastian tries to pull back but is pulled into by Mac with a few unpleasantries exchanged as the bell rings.
Mac ducks a quick short-armed clothesline out of the handshake and pulls Sebastian into a DDT try that Sebastian pulls away from as the two stand off. A collar-and-elbow tie-up gives Mac a quick advantage as he is able to power Sebastian into a corner, with a break before 1. Sebastian tries a cheap shot but is caught and arm dragged to the mat. Sebastian scampers up and gets another arm drag. And another. And a fourth. Mac leans in for a fifth before Sebastian ducks to the outside. Creech gets the count to 4 before Sebastian reenters and is on the defensive again with Mac stunning him with a forearm smash. Mac then whips Sebastian into the ropes and delivers a spinebuster that gets 1. Mac tries to pull Sebastian in for more, but the champ rolls away again.
Russ: “It’s Mac Flasher as motivated as we’ve seen him in almost a year. He sees a chance to strike gold again in OOWF, and in Cardiff, Wales, which we’ve learned is where the Flasher story began before Mac began.” Razz: “I see an arena of people ripe for disappointment when Sebastian Davis retains. NEVER bet on a man in his hometown, adopted or not.” Russ: “What about Clan Quinn a few weeks back?” Razz: “I said ‘man’ not the embodiment of ‘sadism.’”
Sebastian hops back in and gets a rake of the eyes to gain an advantage on Mac, though it was short-lived as a lariat is ducked with Mac spinning around and delivering a Pele kick to stumble Sebastian into the corner. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley gets nothing but turnbuckle as Sebastian rolls out of the way and then rolls Mac up for 1.5. A go-behind into a German Suplex sets up Sebastian’s first crack at sustained offense as he batters Mac with a ground-and-pound strategy with Creech ensuring that his hands are open. They aren’t.
Sebastian Davis has been issued his first warning.
After an incredulous look from the champ to Creech, he continues to attack Mac, pulling him up and delivering a Longhorn Stampede (running power slam) that gets 2. More high-impact offense follows with a second-rope knee drop, a double axehandle and a enzuiguri that all get 2, with the third pin try only halted by Mac’s foot over the rope.
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break.
Mac tries to get separation, but Sebastian picks the ankle and pulls him toward the middle of the ring. Sebastian is able to turn Mac over and into a Boston Crab with extra bend. Mac is almost paralyzed in pain as Sebastian exchanges words with Mac’s family around ringside with Mac starting to pull Sebastian away. After an excruciating minute, Mac is able to reach the ropes.
Mac Flasher has used his second rope break.
Sebastian stomps away at Mac’s back as he rolls to the outside. Sebastian follows and gives Mac no respite as he tosses him back-first into the apron, the barricade and the barricade in front of Mac’s family. With the Flasher Clan shouting obscenities in English and Welsh toward the champion, Sebastian pays the venom no mind, pounding away at Mac until one of Mac’s distant cousins gives Sebastian an upside-down Hook ‘Em Horns sign. This sends Sebastian into a fit of rage, as he forgets about Mac and is a few quick members of security away from an assault case. Mac gets a breather as Creech only now starts counting the men out. Sebastian turns his attention to Mac and eats a lariat that sends Sebastian’s head bouncing off the outside mats while Mac’s explosion takes what little he had from his tank as Creech’s count gets to a dangerous number. Sebastian, realizing that he can lose the championship on a count-out, scrambles into the ring with Mac making it in just a second after. The two start to exchange alternating blows while on their knees and then while vertical as fans cheer Mac’s connections and boo Sebastian’s connections.
Russ: “There is maybe one fan of Sebastian Davis in this building, and he’s at this table beside me.” Razz: “You’re forgetting Sebastian, himself! And as long as he has that, he’ll think he could beat this entire city, regardless of any connection to Mac Flasher.”
Mac stumbles Sebastian and tries for an Irish whip, only for Sebastian to reverse it and pull Mac right into an unfortunately placed Creech. Mac lay on the ground clutching his head as Creech falls to the outside. Sebastian mocks Mac’s family again before pulling Mac to his feet. Mac is defenseless against a Spring Break Plunge that would have gotten about 10, if Creech wasn’t on the outside. While Sebastian is counting the pin, himself and in Welsh just to be a dick, Matt Folz runs through the crowd and scoops Sebastian up and into an Angle Slam. Matt then stares at and taunts Sebastian before exiting. Mac comes to and sees Sebastian fairly incapacitated. Mac looks to his family, which points to a turnbuckle with a few signaling for a 450. Mac appears reluctant but climbs to the top rope just as Creech crawls into the ring. Mac drops to the mat as Sebastian stands up, opting for a Flash Drive instead. Sebastian is able to block and pull Mac into a small package that Mac rolls over, with a slight nudge from Matt out of Creech’s view, at 2 to get a 3-count from Creech, setting off a wild reaction as Mac’s family has already begun to storm the ring with Bridget O’Malley, Zed and Rev. BRICK~! rushing down the aisle. WINNER (pinfall, 13:19) and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion, Mac Flasher!
Mac receives the title from Creech, who gets into an impassioned argument with Sebastian as the new champ starts a “ONE DAY!” chant. Mac looks at the title before getting a huge kiss from Bridget as Zed, Rev. BRICK~! and the late-arriving Kylie Mignolio lead the applause. All of this while Matt stands in the crowd smiling and throwing a middle finger at Sebastian, who just spotted the OOWF champion.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#911) Live! From Glasgow, Scotland April 17, 2019
JUNIOR WINCHESTER vs. SHIZURU
Winchester and his cousin Betty Sue make their way to the ring. The crowd boos the OOWF newcomer as he steps between the ropes and waits in the corner for his opponent. While they wait, Betty Sue has some words for a few of the fans. Shizuru’s music hits and the crowd pops big for him. He comes to the ring wearing a cowboy hat and a country western shirt. He steps between the ropes and does a little boot-scootin’, which Junior does NOT find amusing.
Winchester charges out of the corner and takes Shizuru to the mat with a spear and hammers him with punches to the side of the head. He pulls Shiz to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, Shizuru hits sternum first and staggers backward, Winchester hits the ropes and KILLS Shiz with a lariat. He covers, but Shiz kicks out at two.
Junior pulls Shiz to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, but Shiz slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet, he spins Junior around and connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Winchester over the top rope to the floor. As soon as Winchester hits, Shizuru heads toward the ropes, Betty Sue stands in front of Winchester, but Shiz leaps over the top rope, clears Betty Sue and lands on Winchester, sending him sprawling up the ramp.
Shiz grabs Winchester and throws him back into the ring, Winchester gets on his feet and staggers a bit, as Shizuru hops onto the apron and waits to springboard in, Betty Sue gets under Shizuru and tries to powerbomb him off the apron. Shiz holds onto the top rope and looks down at Betty Sue, somewhat amused, but it’s not quite as amusing when Winchester POPS him with a superkick to the jaw, which lets Betty Sue powerbomb him on the floor! The crowd boos the shit out of this, but evidently the referee didn’t see it.
Winchester throws Shizuru into the ring, traps him in the corner and hammers him with rights and lefts. Junior pulls him out of the corner and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, and covers, but Shiz kicks out at two. Junior pulls him up, scoops him up and plants him on the mat then heads to the corner. Winchester climbs the ropes and tries a flying leg drop, but Shiz moves out of the way and Junior crashes and burns! Shizuru gets to his feet and gets the crowd behind him. He stomps and claps and gets the fans behind him. As he is about to grab Winchester, Betty Sue hops onto the apron and grabs him from behind. Shizuru spins around and grabs her for a kiss, Winchester gets to his feet and is about to hit Shiz with the SHIT KICKER, but Shiz turns around, catches his leg and pulls him into the PSYCHO DRIVER! As he lifts Winchester, Junior’s foot clips Betty Sue, sending her to the floor, Shiz covers, hooking the leg hard, one……two…..THREE! WINNER in 10:24 – Shizuru
Shiz grabs his cowboy hat and does a little more boot scootin as he heads up the ramp. Inside the ring Betty Sue and Junior are arguing with the referee, but to no avail. The Winchesters storm to the back, and are clearly not happy at all.
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS
It doesn’t take long after the bell – called for by Davis Hightower – for Banned From Everywhere and the Darling Twins to tear into each other. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville pairs off with Alexander Darling while Justin Sane and Alexis Darling exchange blows with Alexis easily getting the better of Justin with a few quick jabs and a thrust to the throat, which sends Justin way over the top rope and to the outside.
Alexis looks to hop in on the Awesome Bill-Alexander fight, but is grabbed by her ankle by Justin. Alexis shakes him off and boots him down while Alexander delivers a forearm shiver that pushes the big Georgian into a neutral corner. Hightower finally demands that only one entrant per team do battle in the ring with Awesome Bill and Alexander staying inside. Alexander charges into the corner, only to be leapfrogged (?!) by Awesome Bill, who wraps his legs around Alexander’s torso and gets a modified sunset flip for 1. Awesome Bill is up before Alexander and delivers a standing lariat that turns Alexander inside-out and sends him scurrying to the corner, where Alexis tags herself in. Justin frantically tries to get Awesome Bill’s attention to tag in. Awesome Bill eventually relents and tags in Justin, who eats a big boot and a powerslam from Alexis that gets 2. Alexis whips Justin into the ropes and gets ducked on a knee lift try, getting caught in a High-Risk Headlock that starts looking like Justin is going to try a Sliced Bread No. 2 in the corner, but winds up becoming a modified stun-gun draping Alexis’ throat over the top rope while Justin bounces head-first off the apron and onto the announce table.
Razz: “Get this chump off our table! He’s the only wrestler here who hurts himself more than his opponents on mostly every move he has.” Russ: “But it’s not like Alexis Darling is standing tall at the moment. It’s dumb as hell, but there’s innovation in what he does.”
Indeed, she is not while Alexander pounds the turnbuckle to rally Alexis to her feet. Justin stumbles to his feet and tries to stop the tag, but is too late as Alexander tags in and immediately starts whipping Justin from pillar to post. Justin comes out each time with his dukes up, but is outmaneuvered each time by the superior Alexander, who is working out a few new holds and moves on Justin to oohs and aahs from the Glasgow crowd. A tilt-a-whirl backbreaker segues to a Boston crab attempt as Justin screams in pain as Awesome Bill tries his hardest to will Justin to the Banned From Everywhere corner. Justin finally wiggles free after throwing elbows to the back of Alexander’s knees. The crawl to the corner is cut off as Alexander dropkicks Awesome Bill off of the apron before dropping a couple elbows on Justin. Awesome Bill, angrier than a nest of hornets, pops up and rushes into the ring, but is cut off by Hightower. Alexander, hammers away at Justin and tags in Alexis as the two take turns running uppercuts into the jaw of a cornered Justin. After Alexander exits, Justin strolls out of the corner on spaghetti legs and collapses onto his face.
Razz: “I’m guessing that’s also a move in Justin’s innovative strategy.” Russ: “No, that’s just a result of Justin getting his ass kicked.”
Awesome Bill leads Glasgow’s fans in a serious clap as Alexis works Justin into a surfboard submission. Alexis lets go when Hightower almost counts her shoulders on the mat, getting to 2 before Alexis realizes the near-catastrophe at hand. Justin tries to crawl over to his corner, only for Alexis to grab his boot. Justin flips away from Alexis with a front flip that … Takes him further away from his corner. Justin tries to power through Alexis, but is knocked down with little effort. As Justin falls, a baggie falls out of his cargo-shorts pocket. Alexis immediately picks it up, examines it and opens it to find gummy bears, but …
Razz: “My God. What is that smell?” Russ: “Is that … Pine Cone Party Likker?” Razz: “Lord help us all if those candies are soaked in that stuff. More importantly … DON’T EAT THOSE, ALEXIS! DON’T EAT THOSE!”
Alexis, not quite linking the smell to the potential danger, eats a handful of gummy bears in front of Justin, who was warning her not to do so out of fear for her safety more than the lost candy. Alexis feels the effects within seconds, wobbling in front of Justin. Awesome Bill, seeing the fortunate moment created by Alexis’ candy-related folly, charges through the ring to cut off Alexander … who was also hip to what’s up. A goosed-up Alexis is easy prey for just about anything, but Justin chooses the gentleman’s route and simply rolls her up for a stunning, but expected 3-count given Alexis’ state. WINNER (pinfall, 13:52), Banned From Everywhere.
Almost the entire arena, including three of the four wrestlers, is in shock that Justin earned the pinfall. All while Alexis is woozy and looking for the nearest bucket or trashcan. Just as Alexis finds what she needs, the feed cuts out to an ad for the new OOWF.TV series “Beverly’s Hillbilly.”
THE FRENEMIES vs. CLANN QUINN – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Razz: Russ, after the madness of the last two weeks, maybe tonight the Frenemies will get a fair shot at Clan Quinn Russ: Given that it’s Moose and Fire, I am not sure the madness will ever completely go away Razz: Fair point there
The Frenemies music plays and they make their way to the ring. Kylie and Bridget slap hands with the fans as they make their way to the ring. They both do a flip over the top rope and climb the corner to play to the crowd and the fans eat it up. Clan Quinn’s music plays and the cheers immediately turn to boos, not the “we would like to murder you” boos they got in Northern Ireland, but boos nonetheless.
Moose and Fire storm the ring and attack the Frenemies and the fight immediately spills to the floor. Fire and Kylie fight up the ramp toward the OOTron while Bridget and Moose battle it out by the Macedonian announce table. At the top of the ramp, Kylie grabs Fire and whips her into the video screen, then charges and connects with a kick to the back of the head that slams Fire face first into the screen, cracking the glass! Fire stages away and drops to her knees, blood flowing from her forehead.
Kylie pulls her to her feet and hits a belly to belly suplex, followed by a standing moonsault! Fire grabs her ribs and writhes in pain on the floor. Kylie heads back down the ramp and grabs Moose from behind before he can hit Bridget with a chair, she rocks Moose back on his heels with a European uppercut, as Moose staggers backward, Bridget grabs him and hits a release German suplex, driving Moose through the table!
Russ: So far, I would say the Frenemies have taken the fight to Clan Quinn! Razz: Kylie and Bridget ain’t foolin’ around tonight!
Bridget pulls Moose out of the wreckage of the table and throws him into the ring. Kylie slides in and covers, but Moose somehow kicks out at two. Kylie tags in Bridget and then lifts Moose for a powerbomb, Bridget climbs to the top rope and drops a leg across Moose’s chest as Kylie slams him to the mat! Bridget covers and hooks Moose hard, but somehow Jack kicks out at two.
Bridget pulls Moose up and sends him to the ropes and lands a high knee to the face that dazes Moose, she then grabs him and drives him to the mat with a urinage. Bridget covers, but again Moose is out at two. She tags Kylie back in and Kylie heads to the top rope and waits for Moose to get to his feet. We see Fire heading back toward the ring, Bridget drops off the apron and heads up the ramp to fight with Fire. Back in the ring as Moose stands, Kylie leaps and tries a lariat, but Moose catches her arm and spins her to the mat and right into a crossface! Moose has Kylie in trouble in the middle of the ring, Bridget sees this and turns around before she gets to Fire and slides into the ring and breaks up the submission with a kick to Moose’s face.
Moose falls to the mat and rolls to the CQ corner just as Fire gets onto the apron. Moose makes the tag and Fire comes in, pounces on Kylie and absolutely hammers her with straight punches to the face, Fire lands a couple of MMA elbows as well, and soon Kylie is pouring blood. Kylie shoves Fire off of her and spins to her feet and holds her eye and sees she is bleeding badly. Fire and Kylie go nose to nose in the middle of the ring, yelling at one another. The shouts quickly turn to legit stiff punches.
Russ: I don’t think I’ve ever seen Kylie lose her temper like this! Razz: Wow! They are beatin’ the SNOT out of one another Russ!
As they fight, Moose sneaks around the ring, pulls Bridget off the apron and KILLS her with a clothesline. Moose grabs a chair, and as Bridget gets to one knee, he slams it down on her head, sending her to the floor. Inside the ring Fire swings wildly, Kylie slips behind her and runs her to the ropes and rolls her up. As the referee is down making the count, Moose grabs one of the tag titles and slides into the ring and SLAMS it right in Kylie’s face! Fire reverses the roll up and grabs a handful of tights for the hell of it……..
Russ: DAMMIT! NOT LIKE THIS! This is the second time in two weeks that the Moose has used the title!
One……..two…….THREE! WINNERS in 18:24 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Clan Quinn
MATT FOLZ, JOHN LAW, STACY KIRKLAND & SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE, JACK BULLET, ZED & MAC FLASHER – Elimination Match
Matt and Beverly start out and right away it's a continuation of last week's classic. The two exchange some great mat wrestling before Matt rolls her into a half nelson cradle for 2. Bev gets back to her feet and spears Matt. She grabs Matt's legs and bridges for 2. Matt reverses for 2. Bev reverses again for 2. Both smirk at one another as they get back to their feet. Matt tags out to John Law, Bev tags out to Mac Flasher. John catches Mac with a spinebuster and turns to taunt the face team. He unfortunately doesn't see Mac getting back to his feet. Mac waits til John turns around and nails him with a superkick. Mac covers, 1...2...3.
John Law has been eliminated.
Stacy Kirkland comes in and nails Mac from behind. She rolls Mac up and holds the tights but Mac still kicks out. As Mac is getting back to his feet, Stacy charges across the ring and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head. Mac stumbles into the corner, and Stacy grabs him from behind and hits a backdrop driver dumping Mac right on the back of his head. Stacy covers and the referee counts two before Mac kicks out. Stacy gets to her feet and keeps up the attack, dropping several knees on the back of Mac's head before tagging in Matt. Matt hits a Rude Awakening for 2. Matt picks Mac up and drops him across the top rope before falling back and completing the slingshot suplex. Matt hits the Angle Slam and covers, but the referee indicates that Sebastian Davis made a blind tag. Matt glares at his partner and warns him never to do that again before stepping out of the ring. Sebastian picks Mac up but Mac nails several hard forearms and elbows to Sebastian's ribs. Mac goes for the tag but Sebastian cuts him off. Sebastian picks him up and hits the Spring Break Plunge. 1...2...3.
Mac Flasher has been eliminated.
Jack Bullet enters the ring. Sebastian charges and tries a clothesline, but Bullet ducks and takes him down with a backslide for two count. Sebastian quickly spins to his feet, and this time he is met by a lariat from Bullet that sends him to the ropes. Bullet bounds off the opposite ropes and nails a spinning heel kick for 2. Bullet tries a brain buster but Sebastian blocks and reverses to his own. He sets up for a pile driver, but Bullet reverses to an inside cradle for 2. Both competitors get back to their feet and take one another down with a double clothesline. Sebastian rolls to his corner and tags in Stacy as Bullet tags in Zed. Stacy rocks the IC champ with a European Uppercut before sending him off the ropes and catching him with a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Stacy with a running powerslam and then a top rope elbow drop for 2. She heads back to the top rope and tries a moonsault but Zed moves and makes it to his corner to tag in Jack Bullet. Stacy rolls to her corner and tags in Matt Folz.
The two men start exchanging HARD chops that sound like gunshots, both men's chests are bright red. Jack with an Irish Whip but Matt reverses to a Spinebuster. Matt tries a Rude Awakening but Jack powers out of it and nails him with a short clothesline followed by a Fisherman's Suplex for 2. Jack goes for the Silver Bullet but Matt escapes and hooks on the Folzmission. Before he can fully apply the hold though, the referee breaks it up and indicates that Sebastian made yet another blind tag. Matt doesn't take this one too kindly as he runs over and nails Sebastian with an elbow that knocks him off the apron. Matt slides out of the ring and propels Sebastian's head into the ring post, triggering a massive cut. Matt then nails an Angle Slam on the floor and rolls Sebastian back into the ring. Matt shrugs at Bullet and tells him to cover. 1...2...3.
Sebastian Davis has been eliminated.
Jack makes a tag to Beverly as Stacy Kirkland gets in the ring for the heel side. The two women go back and forth at one another before Beverly tags in Zed and they double team Stacy. Stacy catches Zed in a small package and uses the tights for leverage. 1...2...3.
Zed has been eliminated.
Jack Bullet gets back in the ring and he and his ex wife go at it furiously. Jack with a clothesline that sends both of them over the ropes and they start brawling around the ringside area. The referee's count reaches ten.
Both Jack Bullet and Stacy Kirkland have been eliminated
We're back to where we started now as Beverly and Matt are the only two left standing. After another great wrestling sequence, Matt goes for the Angle Slam. Beverly slips off and locks on the La Bella Lock. Matt struggles frantically to get to the ropes but Beverly has the hold on right in the center of the ring. Matt realizes he has no where to go and taps. WINNER and Sole Survivor (Submission, 52:33) Beverly Cambridge
Matt immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs his title and backs up the ramp with it. Inside the ring, Bev celebrates, climbing the turnbuckles, looking directly at Folz and making the “I want the title” motion. Folz, now at the top of the ramp, smirks and slowly raises the title in the air and says “come get it.” And we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Storming the Beach 2!, May 26, Live! From Le Havre, France. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem, April 24th, Live! from Cardiff, Wales
MidWeek Mayhem (#910) Live! From Belfast, Northern Ireland April 10, 2019
JUNIOR WINCHESTER vs. SHIZURU
Shizuru enters the ring to "Party Boy Song," since he is embracing his Funaki-esque person based on Dr. Dre's advice. He enjoyed the welcome of the crowd who, like wrestling fans everywhere, have short memories. He turns to away newcomer Junior Winchester, accompanied by his cousin, Betty Sue. He enters and looks amused as Shizuru bows to him. He awkwardly bows back and then extends his hand, which Shizuru shakes. BIG mistake as he pulls Shizuru in for an armdrag and referee Angelos Barros decided to just call for the bell now. Winchester whips Shizuru around the ring, and wristlocking and armlocking in between. Winchester tries to armdrag Shizuru over again, but Shizuru catches him and then maneuvers around into a quick suplex! Shizuru goes for a quick pin, hoping to stun the new guy, but Winchester kicks out easily. Shizuru backs off and sizes him up for the Dream Maker. He kicks, but Winchester grabs his leg. Shizuru protests profusely and Winchester doesn't care. He positions him up and over in with an Exloder Suplex! He stops a mudhole into Shizuru before backing off to catch his breath. Betty Sue gets Shizuru's attention and he crawls toward her until he's in the corner and pulls himself up by the turnbuckles. Winchester meanwhile bides his time....and waits..... And as Shizuru recovers and turns back to face him, Winchester catches him with the SHITKICKER~! Shizuru goes down in a heap, and Winchester makes the academic pin. One, two, three! WINNER in 7:54 – Junior Winchester
THE DARLINGS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
The feed joins both Banned From Everywhere and The Darlings in the ring. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane are playing to the fans in Belfast; while Alexander and Alexis are taking in some adoration, albeit with understated mannerisms as Mel Creech signals for the bell. Alexis tries her hand at Awesome Bill, only for the Georgian to pick her up and politely sit her on the top turnbuckle. Alexis, while annoyed, forces a smile at Awesome Bill, who curtsies because he is a classy gentleman when he wants to be. Justin tags himself in and gets greeted with a forearm from Alexis as Awesome Bill grabs the downed Justin, drags him to the corner and tags himself back in.
Alexis waits Awesome Bill’s return and offers a collar-and-elbow tie-up with Awesome Bill shoving Alexis back with ease. Alexis tries again with Awesome Bill sending her back even further. Alexis, undeterred tries again with Awesome Bill sending her all the way to her team’s corner. Alexander tags in and ties up with Awesome Bill, working his way around the big man and cinching in a hammerlock while trying to get Awesome Bill down to his knees. Awesome Bill reverses with a hip toss and a rebel yell as Alexander holds his back after the impact. Justin tags himself in again and charges Alexander, only to eat a straight right hand. Alexander goes for a cover and gets 2 as Awesome Bill breaks up the pin, drags Justin to the corner and tags in again.
Russ: “Both times that Justin Sane has tried to make an impact on this match, he’s been sent to the mat instantly.” Razz: “If he’s not careful, he’ll cost Banned From Everywhere this important win.” Russ: “That’s an evergreen tidbit of analysis.”
Awesome Bill and Alexander trade blows in the center of the ring with Awesome Bill landing the heavier strikes, but Alexander scoring more connections. Finally a wind-up left hand from Awesome Bill puts Alexander on his backside. That left hand was enough to daze Alexander as he’s taken to the Banned From Everywhere corner, where Justin is tagged in and pulls off some slick double-team offense with Awesome Bill, including a modified Banned From Space splash that gets 1. With Alexander still laying on the mat, Awesome Bill grabs Justin and hits a Go Dawgs, using Justin as the bulldoggee across Alexander’s sternum. That gets 2 as Justin is a touch too groggy to hook the leg.
With Alexis pounding the top turnbuckle to get some fans in Belfast to urge Alexander to his feet, Justin tries a Lionsault with most of the impact meeting Alexander’s knees. As Justin writhes on the mat, Alexander tries to tag in Alexis, only for Justin anchor Alexander by grabbing his ankle and not letting go. After a few attempts of shaking him off, Alexander is tripped by Justin’s legs and the ensuing rollup gets 2. Alexander is first to his feet, but again is forced to drag Justin who is basically a barnacle on his boot. Finally Alexander shakes on the Baltimorean, but not long enough to get the tag in on Alexis before Justin beats Alexander to the corner and dropkicks Alexis off the apron.
Justin whoops it up with fans nearby, only to eat a hellacious lariat from Alexander upon turning around. Alexander whips Justin into three of the four corners, with the third such act moving the ring about 4 inches according to an exasperated Russ on commentary. Alexander drills Justin with an uppercut. Then a Very European Uppercut. Then another Very European Uppercut. With Justin on Dream Street, Alexis makes her way back to the apron, but doesn’t even wait to be tagged as she makes a beeline for Justin, only to be cut off by Awesome Bill. The four brawl around the inside of the ring before Justin gets a familiar look in his eye. A double-handed chop sends Alexander down before …
The lights go out in the arena as Season 8 spoilers of “Game of Thrones” are read off to the crowd. After that, sizzling meat can be heard as a microwave dings just as the house lights are back on. Awesome Bill and Justin are out cold, laying on top of each other as Alexis holds a blackjack that she honestly never used. Before Creech brings himself to care enough about questioning the weapon, Alexander pins Justin. WINNERS (pinfall, 12:48), The Darling Twins.
JACK BULLET vs. JOHN LAW
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our next match this evening is one fall to a finish. Introducing first at a weight of 280 pounds, John Law.
Law enters from the back to "Untouchable" by Eminem twirling a nightstick and holding up a handful of zip ties to the crowd. They boo.
Russ: The match between Law and Jack Bullet didn’t get too far last week as Law decided to blindside and zip tie the Silver Eagle right at the start.
Razz: That’s what Jack gets for sucker punching Law in the hallway and acting like he’s above it all.
ME: And his opponent from Des Moines, Iowa, at a weight of 210 pounds, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Bullet enters to “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent. He is carrying a U.S. Flag like he used to and waves it to the cheering crowd as he makes the ring.
Russ: That’s good to see. Jack Bullet returning to his old ways by bringing Old Glory back to ringside. Maybe Ellsworth the Eagle will be coming back as well.
Razz: I hope not. That bird crapped all over my car. Jack Bullet is pretending everything is peachy, but you don’t go through what he did and come out the other side with lights pinging off your teeth.
Russ: Sure, Bullet has been battling alcoholism, the loss of his soul to Firewoman and finding out his marriage was a scam, but he’s in therapy, going to AA meetings and living clean.
Razz: Well, John Law will put that lush right in the drunk tank if he’s not careful.
Bullet puts the flag in a holder on one of the ring posts. He stands on the apron and says to Law “are we going to actually wrestle this week.” Law flicks his baton back and forth in his hand, staring at Bullet. He puts the nightstick in the corner and beckons for Jack to come at him. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. Bullet enters through the middle rope and John cuts him off with a rising knee to the gut. Law pulls Jack the rest of the way in and tosses him nonchalantly across the ring. Bullet rises to his knees, but Law fires a couple strikes down to his head. He then takes a slight step back and fires a big boot into Bullet’s face. Jack goes down.
Razz: John Law is legally destroying Jack Bullet this week. Maybe just getting his ass quickly handed to him and hogtied would have been better.
Law pulls Bullet up and throws him into the near corner. He slams into Bullet with a back elbow. John whips Jack to the opposite corner, but it’s reversed. Bullet charges and Law gets his foot up, taking him out. Law drops a knee and covers. One…two…shoulder up. Law pulls Bullet up as he stands and slings him into the near ropes. He catches Bullet as he comes off, puts him on his hip in a smooth motion and drops for a sidewalk slam. He covers again for one…two…shoulder up. Law yells at Junior Hale for a slow count and then proceeds to choke Jack on the mat. Hale counts to five and Law breaks. He then chokes Bullet again. Hale counts to five again and Law breaks. Hale gives him a warning and John scoffs.
Russ: John Law has really laid out Jack Bullet so far in this match, but he hasn’t been able to put him away. Let’s see what else he has.
Law pulls Bullet up and hooks him around the midsection. He hoists him up and slams him down with a gutwrench powerbomb. He covers again for one…two…shoulder up. Law yells at Hale louder now and he just shrugs. Law pulls Bullet up and under his arm, setting up the Miranda Rights. Bullet falls dead to the mat. Law leans over to pick him up again, but Jack grabs the head and suckers Law with a roll up. One…two…they break apart.
Law shoots up, but Bullet is there and catches him with an arm drag. We go arm dragging until Law slides out to the floor. Bullet springs off the ropes and launches himself to the outside. Law catches him across the chest and follows with a back breaker. Keeping hold of Jack, he rises and tosses Bullet back into the ring.
Law makes the apron and enters the ring. Jack rolls across the mat and pulls himself up by the opposite ropes. Law charges for a double knee strike, but Jack pulls the ropes down and John tumbles to the outside. Bullet steps to the apron and takes a more measured approach with a fist drop to the floor.
Russ: Eagle Drop, Jack Bullet is getting back in this.
Razz: With one move, we’ll see.
Bullet pulls Law up by the head, hooks his tights and hits a vertical suplex. Hale warns Jack now as he continues his ring out count. Bullet rolls back inside. Law follows, just beating the 10 count. Jack charges at Law who tries the discus elbow, but Bullet ducks under it. Law turns in time to eat a dropkick. Bullet follows with a standing fist drop. He pulls Law up and across his shoulders. The fans pop for the Action Drop.
Russ: Impressive show of strength as Jack Bullet gets up the much bigger man.
Bullet points to the top rope and the fans pop. He climbs to the top turnbuckle. Law recovers and grabs his baton from the corner. Hale tries to stop him. Jack turns around and grabs the flag from the post. Bullet jumps with the flag held high, Law counters with the nightstick and they collide. Both men go down. Hale shakes his head and calls for the bell.
ME: This match has been ruled a double disqualification at 8:52.
Law, who wasn’t hurt as bad, rolls to the floor and takes the microphone.
JL: That’s wasn’t worth a disqualification, I’ll show you a disqualification.
Law pulls out his zip ties and dangles them to the booing crowd. He slides back into the ring, but Bullet is up and has the baton. He brains Law and the crowd pops. Jack goes for another shot, but Law tackles him and they fly across the ring and through the ropes to the floor. They make their feet and keep brawling as the scene fades.
ZED & MAC FLASHER vs. STACY KIRKLAND & SEBASTIAN DAVIS
The Reverend BRICK~! leads Zed and Mac Flasher to the ring with Sebastian Davis and “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland wasting little time in bringing the fight to them as they run down to ringside and open up a large amount of whooped ass, enough to feed the OOWF Arena patrons for days as Sebastian pairs off with Mac and brains him with the ring post as Stacy DDTs Zed on the ringside steps. All of this before “Junior” Hale could signal for bell. Sebastian and Stacy admire their handiwork as BRICK~! hurriedly rushes to Zed’s aid, and then Mac’s. Hale examines both members of The God Complex with a bloodied Mac urging Hale to start the match. BRICK~! interjects, suggesting Mac get his cut closed up first, but Mac tears through BRICK~! and into Sebastian. That brawl turns into a quick 2-on-1 beatdown until Zed delivers flying forearms to both opponents. Hale checks on Mac again before starting the match proper.
Zed convinces Mac to start this match on the outside as he squares up against Sebastian. The two chain wrestler their way around the ring with a couple standoffs and a few instances of Zed wiggling out of a grapple, much to the chagrin of Sebastian. Sebastian tags in Stacy, who is tripped up by Zed. The Intercontinental Champion drops a series of elbows on her, missing the fourth drop as Stacy pops up and begins stomping away at a dazed Zed. Stacy tries to cradle Zed into a pretzel-like pin, but gets it reversed for 2, before Zed is able to untangle himself and tag in Mac, who drills Stacy with a lariat and another and a third before she slips to the outside. Sebastian drops off the apron to consult the frustrated Stacy as Mac is already airborne with Kennywood’s Open for both opponents. Mac high-fives fans and even BRICK~!, though he almost didn’t want to as the feed cuts to a commercial for OOWF After Dark’s newest series: “Bridget O’Face.”
The feed rejoins the action as Mac and Stacy are back in the ring. Stacy trying to get Mac into a test of strength with BRICK~! and fans in Belfast loudly advising against such a thing. Mac engages and is quickly raked in the eyes and worked into the Stacy-Sebastian corner. Sebastian tags in and pummels Mac with fists and forearms, sending him in the air with a particularly rough uppercut. Stacy gets her licks in, running with an elbow to the side of Mac’s face as the former two-time OOWF Champion is defenseless against the smooth offense of Stacy and Sebastian.
Russ: “This unit is quite cohesive for a team that hasn’t worked together very long.” Razz: “Their mutual dislike of Mac Flasher is the binding agent in this case. I’d think most first-time teams would look good together if they both hated Mac.”
Sebastian keeps up the work on Mac, drilling him with a few knee lifts and following with a harsh discus punch and a Black Hole Slam that gets 2.5. With BRICK~! pounding on the apron, Sebastian decides to give The Reverend a front-row seat to his brutalization of Mac, as forearm smears and a few punches to the jaw and temple get Hale’s attention. This segues to a side headlock with Sebastian leaning all of his weight on Mac. Mac starts to fade with Hale checking on the arm. It drops twice before BRICK~! urges Belfast – and maybe a higher power – to get Mac some adrenaline. Mac’s arm stays up with the Yinzer standing up and tossing Sebastian on his hip. Mac collapses and tries to crawl to Zed, but is cut off by Sebastian who drags him back and reaches for a tag from Stacy. Mac tries to free himself from Sebastian’s grip, only for Stacy to drop a knee across his shoulders. With Mac downed, Stacy climbs the ropes and hits a 450 legdrop on Mac for 2.5. As Mac tries to shake the cobwebs, a DDT fogs the brain just a bit more as that also gets 2.5.
BRICK~! and Zed are urging Mac to make a much-needed tag. Stacy boots Mac down with a curbstomp-like attack that gets 2.5 only because BRICK~! pulled Mac out of the ring at the very last second. Hale admonishes the manager/Reverend as Zed helps Mac to his feet. That upright position is short-lived as a diving hip attack from the apron catches both men and sends them to the barricade.
Sebastian tears around and joins the fracas, only for Zed to sidestep him and trip him jaw-first onto the announce table. Stacy drags Mac back into the ring and whips him into the ropes as Zed blind-tags in. Hale sees the tag. Stacy does not. Mac ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying clothesline on the other side. As Stacy stands up, BRICK~! splashes water into her face. Without warning, Stacy immediately grabs her face and starts to bellow in pain. This gives Mac enough time to ascend the ropes and yell “ASS PUNCH!” … Mac delivers with a booming fist to the derriere as Zed is ready to connect with a Divine Intervention package DDT to get a 3 that Sebastian barely is unable to prevent. WINNERS (pinfall, 14:57), Zed and Mac Flasher.
Mac and Zed roll out of the ring as Stacy stares down BRICK~!. Sebastian is content to argue with Hale as BRICK~! tries to urge his charges up the ramp.
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
The crowd goes crazy as "Cut the Cord" plays and Beverly Cambridge makes her way to the ring. She warms up in the corner as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz comes out. As usual Matt completely ignores the boos as he slides in the ring. The referee checks both competitors for weapons as Mike Elevenbee starts the introductions.
ME: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our co-main event of the evening. One fall to a finish, no time limit and it is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first in the corner to my left, she is a former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. From Staten Island New York, 5'8 and weighing 130 pounds BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE! And her opponent, he is the reigning and defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. From Green Bay Wisconsin, 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds MATT FOLZ!
The bell rings and the two circle each other cautiously, neither one wanting to be the one to make the first mistake. They lock up and Beverly uses leverage to drive Matt back in the corner. Beverly nails a few hard chops before the referee calls for a break. Beverly backs to the center of the ring and mockingly beckons Matt. Matt explodes out of the corner but Beverly is too fast for him and takes him over with an arm drag. Beverly holds on to Matt's arm and nails two leg drops onto Matt's shoulder. Beverly quickly tries for the Labella Lock but Matt quickly makes it to the ropes. Matt rolls out of the ring to try and regroup but he doesn't see Beverly grab the ropes and leap over nailing Matt with a plancha. Beverly wisely rolls back in to break the count and then rolls back out and slams Matt's shoulder into the ring post. Beverly rolls the Champion back in the ring and then slides in after him and applies an arm bar. Beverly pulls hard on Matt's arm but Matt manages to get to one knee and nail several hard elbows to the back of Beverly's knee, causing her to release the hold. Matt takes Beverly over with a side headlock but Beverly turns it into a pinning combination for 2. Both get back to their feet and Beverly takes Matt down with a drop toe hold. Beverly follows up by dropping an elbow on Matt's shoulder. Bev goes for the La Bella Lock again but Matt rakes her eyes. A blinded Beverly tries charging but Matt grabs her and drops her throat first across the top rope with a Stun Gun.
Matt pulls Beverly up to a sitting position and nails several hard kicks to her back and ribs before picking her up and hitting a lungblower. Matt covers for 2. Snap suplex is followed by a Head and Arm Folzplex and finally an overhead belly to belly suplex for 2. Matt with a hard running knee and covers. 1...2...Beverly kicks out juuuust before 3. Matt picks Beverly up but now it's her turn to rake Matt's eyes. Beverly whips Matt hard into the corner and Matt grimaces as he hits hard on his injured shoulder. Beverly with a hammerlock and she slams Matt down on the injured arm. Beverly with a snap suplex and she holds Matt, picks him right back up and drops him across the top rope before completing a slingshot suplex. Beverly drags Matt to the center of the ring and then climbs up the turnbuckle. She leaps off and nails a top rope knee drop right onto Matt's shoulder. Beverly this time gets the La Bella Lock locked in. Matt's in a world of pain as he tries to roll over but Beverly rolls right through and keeps the hold on. Matt has his hand up and it looks like he might tap. Matt uses one last effort and reaches out every bit of his 6'5 frame to just barely grab the bottom rope. Beverly keeps the hold on til the referee reaches 4.9 and then releases the hold just before she's disqualified. Beverly waits for Matt to get to his feet and levels him with a spinning heel kick. Beverly heads up top again but Matt almost stumbles into the ropes and crotches her against the turnbuckle. Matt climbs up and takes Beverly over with a superplex! He manages to get an arm over her. 1...2...No! Matt looks for the Folzmission but Beverly manages to get to the corner and kick off the turnbuckle landing on top of Matt. 1...2...Matt releases the hold just in time. Matt with a kick to the gut and looks for the Angle Slam, but Beverly slips off his shoulders and nails him with a codebreaker. She covers for a very close 2 count. Beverly goes for a slam, Matt reverses into an inside cradle for a 2 count of his own. Both get to their feet, Beverly tries a clothesline but Matt ducks and locks in the Folzmission. Beverly tries to get to the corner again but this time Matt drags her back to the center of the ring and falls back. Matt applies the body scissors and Beverly fights valiantly but has no where to go. She has no choice but to tap.
Winner (Submission, 15:12) and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz
A disappointed Beverly rolls out of the ring as the referee hands Matt his Championship. Matt holds it over his head to taunt the crowd before giving an appreciative nod to Beverly and mouthing the words "Let's do this again sometime."
THE FRENEMIES vs. CLAN QUINN – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
For this match we see that a Hell in the Cell has been built around the ring. The announce team is inside the cell as well.
Russ: Folks, I gotta say, this I a first for me. I have never been inside one of these demonic structures, and to be perfectly honest, I am not happy about it, but with the Moose and Fire’s actions this week, management thought we would be safer inside the confines of a Hell in the Cell Razz: You know Russ……..in all my years involved in wrestling, I have never been scared to be in an arena. Tonight……….I am a little nervous about this. Russ: For the record, not that I think it will matter, this is NOT a Hell in the Cell match, the cage is TECHNICALLY off limits, however, I don’t think that rule will be followed for long
The Frenemies music plays and they come to the ring to a nice ovation from a crowd that is just ITCHING to boo Clan Quinn. Kylie and Bridget step into the cage, and seem visibly relieved to get this reaction instead of being booed out of the building like last week.
The opening strands of Armagoddamnmotherfuckingeddon plays and the crowd immediately drowns it out with boos. On the OOTron we see the OOWF tag team champions walking toward the ring, belts around their waists, Moose wearing an IRA shirt, while Fire wears a Sinn Fein shirt, and somehow the boos get louder. As they get to the aisle, they are surrounded by police in full riot gear. They are completely surrounded, and some police have their shields raised to deflect the debris that rains down on them. They get to the door of the cage and Moose and Fire step into the (relative) safety of the cell and slide into the ring and stand on the turnbuckles and taunt the crowd. There are people trying to climb the cage, but security stops them. The referee frantically calls for the bell and the match is underway!
KILL CLAN QUINN chants start as Kylie dropkicks Moose, sending him over the top rope to the floor while Bridget grabs Fire and pulls her off the ropes and slams her to the canvas. As Fire stands back up, Bridget catches her with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Fire into the corner. Bridget charges in with a high knee to the face, then snapmares Fire to the mat and connects with a running knee to the back of Fire’s head. Fire collapses to the mat and Bridget covers, but Moose makes his way back into the ring and breaks up the pin at two.
The crowd predictably boos the shit out of that. Bridget tags Kylie into the ring and she slings over the top rope and drops an elbow right to Fire’s ribs. Fire howls in pain as Kylie traps her in a sitting abdominal stretch, digging her elbow into Fire’s ribs. Fire slowly fights to her feet and fights free. The crowd boos the hell out of each Fire punch, then cheers wildly when Fire misses a punch and Kylie takes her to the mat with a neck breaker. She covers again and Moose tries to make the save with an elbow to the back of the head, but Kylie rolls out of the way and Moose drops an elbow across Fire. Bridget is into the ring now and she grabs Moose and LAUNCHES him over the top rope. Moose hits the wall of the cell, and as he gets to his feet fans reach through the cell and grab his hair. Moose struggles to free himself and security enters the cell with clubs drawn and wail on the arms tearing at Moose.
Jack slides back into the ring and rolls to his corner. The crowd is absolutely LIVID right now, they are shaking the cell, and it is rocking back and forth wildly. The referee orders Moose out of the ring, Jack slides out of the ring, careful to avoid the cell walls, grabs a title from the announce table and slides back into the ring and BLASTS Kylie right upside the head, right in front of the referee! The ref immediately calls for the bell. WINNERS in 10:58 – by disqualification – The Frenemies
The second the bell rings, the police are yelling for Moose and Fire to get out of there. They slide out of the ring and are once again surrounded by the riot squad and they are escorted to the back. The Frenemies grab the titles left by Clan Quinn in their haste to get out of there and pose on the turnbuckles to please the crowd, but it doesn’t work. More debris rains down on the cell, bottles fall through the roof of the cage nearly hitting Kylie. The referee calls for them to get out of the ring as well, and the three of them are escorted to the back as well.
Russ: Folks, I’m getting the hell out of here. For Razz, I’m Russ, and we………folks, we’ve got to get out of here NOW
<the sound of the cage coming apart is heard, along with the announcement of “PLEASE DO NOT THROW THINGS!” repeatedly blaring over the speakers, and finally the sound of what we HOPE is tear gas being shot, as we fade to black>
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#909) Live! From Cork, Ireland April 3, 2019
JACK BULLET vs. JOHN LAW
John Law is out first, he makes his way to the ring and storms around the ring waiting for his opponent. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet is announced and makes his way to the ring. Jack steps between the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the fans who cheer wildly. As he hops off the apron and turns to face Law, Law charges into the corner and NAILS Bullet with a night stick! Bullet falls to the mat, Law pounces on him and pulls some zip ties from his pocket and ties Bullet’s hands behind his back. Law lands repeated kicks to Bullet’s head as the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of him. Law grabs the club again and brings it down on Bullet’s head, busting him wide open. The referee tries to get between them, but Law shoves him away. Officials flood the ring, and Law fights them off and lands more shots to Law. They finally get him out of the ring and Law grabs a mic:
Bullet…….you’ve got the right to remain silent…….<laughing> and right now, you have no choice. These idiot fans may think you’re a hero, but I know you Bullet, you’re a drunk, and you’re a chump. Crawl back into the bottle and stay the out of my ring!
Law slams the mic to the floor and heads to the back, reveling in the boos. WINNER by disqualification in : 11 – Jack Bullet
MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
“I Get Wet” plays out Mac Flasher, who is immediately greeted by OOWF Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis. While the two don’t come to blows, they jaw at each other almost the whole way down the aisle. Sebastian mocking holds the ropes open for Mac, who declines the invitation and slingshots himself over the top rope. Sebastian saunters in and holds the championship directly in Mac’s face, only taking it down when OOWF official Gavin “Junior” Hale takes the championship and requests that both men shake hands. Sebastian yanks his hand back and gets slugged by Mac before Hale can call for the bell.
Hale drops to the outside to inform ring announcer Mike Elevenbee of his decision, but as he’s on the outside, Sebastian and Mac engage in a brawl that spills to the outside, all before the bell has been rung. Mac runs Sebastian into a ringpost and Sebastian eventually bashes Mac’s head off of the apron. Hale breaks the two up before informing both men that they’ve earned two warnings each for their antics.
Mac Flasher and Sebastian Davis have each received two warnings.
Sebastian is enraged while Mac is also not too pleased. Hale calls for the bell as Sebastian begins to plead his case with Hale, who points at the clutter around the ring created by their brawl. Sebastian gets in Hale’s face only for Mac to sneak in with a schoolboy rollup that gets a surprising 2. Sebastian pops up and right into a one-one-step lariat from Mac that almost spins Sebastian from his boots. Sebastian stumbles to his feet and steps between the ropes as Mac gets a bit too close.
Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.
With Hale backing Mac away, the official doesn’t see the rake of the eyes that Sebastian gives Mac, causing the crowd to call for a disqualification.
Russ: “Sebastian Davis was playing with fire. Had Junior caught that eye rake, Mac Flasher is your new Onslaught Champion.” Razz: “But that’s a credit to Sebastian’s awareness. He knows the risk involved and pulled it off at the perfect moment. Advantage: Davis.”
Sebastian takes the opportunity to whip Mac to all four corners, greeting him with a big boot after the fourth corner. A quick cover gets 1 as Mac is able to roll his shoulder. Sebastian stays on the offensive, working in a nerve hold/arm bar combo on Mac’s left shoulder while making sure to taunt Mac and any fan brave enough to shout their dislike of Sebastian or his actions. Sebastian switches to a grinding headlock, leaning on Mac’s affected shoulder with attempts to roll him on his back. Mac kicks out before the count on the first rollover but almost gets caught in a pin before draping a leg over the bottom rope.
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break.
Sebastian pulls Mac to the center of the ring and reapplies the nerve hold, causing Mac to fade slightly. With his free hand, Sebastian grinds his forearm across Mac’s face, resting it under Mac’s nose to slow his breathing. Hale looks at Sebastian, but cannot cite anything illegal as Sebastian repeats the assault, bloodying Mac’s nose with a harsh back-and-forth grind.
Razz: “Again. This awareness! Sebastian knows how far he can go and gets the most out of it. Now Mac’s nose is bleeding and that will certainly affect his breathing, even when Sebastian isn’t grinding that forearm on his face.”
Mac continues to fade as Sebastian transfers to a sleeper hold. Hale chooses the three-drop method to confirm Mac’s state, dropping the arm twice before Mac is able to inhale deeply and keep his arm up on the third try. Mac tries to stand up, but Sebastian flows the hold into a front face lock with Sebastian lean his upper-body weight across Mac’s shoulders. Sebastian rolls Mac over and gets 2. Sebastian releases the hold, stands up and starts to stomp away at Mac, getting tripped up when Mac grabs his boot and rolled into an ankle lock. Sebastian promptly crawls to the ropes and gets the break before Mac has the hold on for too long.
Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break.
Mac stands up slowly with Sebastian rolling outside for a breather. Hale gets the count to 3 before Sebastian heads back in. Sebastian tries to slip a punch in on Mac, who ducks and sends him into the corner with a snappy Irish whip. Before Mac can connect on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley, Hale is caught in between the two and crumples immediately upon impact.
Razz: “What did Junior Hale ever do to Mac? He’s not a wrestler! That’s assault!” Russ: “Junior got caught in an unfortunate spot. He was checking on the champ. It was accidental, but it’s all part of the risk of wearing those stripes.”
Mac takes a knee to check on Hale as Sebastian rolls to the outside and grabs his championship. Sebastian takes advantage of Mac’s distracted state and rolls in out of Mac’s view. Just as Sebastian is trying to clock Mac from behind, Mac turns around and catches the incoming title headed for his head. The two struggle over control of the championship, getting into a tug-of-war as Hale starts to come to. With the two still yanking at the championship, Hale calls for the bell and waves over Elevenbee.
Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF official Junior Hale has disqualified both men. Therefore, Sebastian Davis still retains the OOWF Onslaught Championship.
Garbage starts to fill the ring as Mac and Sebastian each plead their case to Hale. Sebastian tries to shove Hale, but is stopped by Mac, who sends him through the ropes with a right hand. After picking up the championship and looking at it, Mac then drops to the outside and mockingly hands it over to Sebastian, who grabs it and backs away before heading up the ramp. Mac exchanges stares with Sebastian as an ad for the OOWF.tv political news talk series “Moosehead Jack: Master Debater” cuts in on the feed.
STACY KIRKLAND vs. ZED
Newcomer Stacy Kirkland makes her entrance and the fans boo the shit out of that. She smirks at all that, and awaits Zed. “Hero” plays and Zed appears to cheers, accompanied by Rev. Brick~! And lots of cheers. They face off and await the bell. DING~! Opening lock up and Stacy quickly gets the upper hand. She’s new, but not as green as she looks… Fire knows how to pick talent. Very soon Stacy has Zed all twisted up into Figure Four leg-lock, and she uses her flexibility to arch her back so that way she gets maximum pain. Rev. Brick pounds the mat piously.
Razz: How does a brick pound a mat piously? Russ: I think the real question is how does a brick pound a mat? Razz: A little wine, a little dinner… Russ: You’re disgusting.
However he does it, Zed is able to focus on that, and not the pain as the crowd joins in with clapping. Stacy’s off balance a bit in that position, and Zed capitalizes by shifting his weight just slightly, and she’s forced to release as she falls sideways. Zed rolls away and uses the ring post to get to his feet, working the pain out of his leg. Stacy rushes him but he dodges at the last second and she eats turnbuckle. Zed grabs the back of her head and slams it into the corner a few times, and the crowd starts counting along, but as he gets to five, Stacy gets her bearings and resists, then counters with a rear elbow to his jaw. Zed staggers back and Stacy pounces, but Zed catches her in midair, and lands a really nice tilt-o-whirl DDT. He tries for the pin, but Stacy kicks out at 2. Zed pulls her up by the hair, drawing a warning. He accepts his warning and turns to face Stacy who greets him with a BIG slap to the face. Zed whirls around and as he gets to 180 Stacy grabs his shoulders and …LUNGBLOWER~! Zed crumples to the mat and Stacy hooks the leg for a pin, one…two….REV BRICK~! distracts everyone by hopping on the apron and praying loudly that the Lord grant Zed some extra strength. It works, as Zed kicks out. The referee goes to tell Brick~! that inviting the Lord into the match might be against the rules but he has to look. Brick argues that the Lord is everywhere. Stacy takes the opportunity of the referee’s back being turned to knock Zed out cold with a right cross. Brick~! screams at the referee to look what she’s doing, but when he turns to check, all he sees her doing is another pin. The referee counts one…two…THREE~! Despite Brick~!’s protest and Zed’s clear unconsciousness, the referee shrugs and raises Stacy’s arm. WINNER in 11:47 – Stacy Kirkland
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. SHIZURU vs. MATT FOLZ
All 3 competitors are introduced and this one is underway. As expected, Bev and Sizzle immediately go after the World Champion. Matt does his best to hold him off but Beverly nails him in the back of the head and then holds him as Sizzle hits him with hard chops. Sizzle with an Irish Whip and a drop toe hold and Bev follows with an elbow. Double Elbow knocks Matt out of the ring. Matt walks over to the ring announcer and grabs a mic.
Matt: If you think I'm going to participate in this farce of a non title glorified handicap match, you are sadly mistaken.
Matt grabs his Championship from the timekeeper and walks to the back to a chorus of boos. Beverly and Sizzle shrug at one another and then start start exchanging chops. Sizzle with a snap suplex and then heads up top to nail a leg drop that gets 2. Several hard strong style kicks followed by a Fisherman's Suplex for 2. Sizzle sets up for the Dreammaker but Bev sees it coming and ducks. Bev grabs Sizzle and nails a release German Suplex. Beverly with a kick to the gut and then she grabs her doubled over opponent and hits a butterfly suplex. Bev heads up top and nails a flying elbow for 2. Bev whips Sizzle into the corner and charges, but Sizzle gets his foot up. Sizzle tries a victory roll but Bev reverses 1....2..3. WINNER (Pinfall, 5:31) Beverly Cambridge
CLAN QUINN vs. THE FRENEMIES – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match
The cage is set up and the crowd is chanting CLAN QUINN! CLAN QUINN! The first chords of Armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon play and the place comes unglued. Moose and Fire come out to the top of the ramp and the crowd roars even louder. The Quinn’s storm the ring and climb the cage, as they straddle the top of the cage, somehow the cheers get even louder.
Russ: Firewoman and Moosehead Jack are getting one of the loudest ovations I have ever heard in my life. Folks, kiss your loved ones, get your affairs in order, this is surely the end. Razz: This is insane!
Moose and Fire climb into the middle of the ring and stand ready. The Frenemies music hits, and they are damn near booed out of the building. Kylie and Bridget come out to the top of the ramp. They are both momentarily taken aback by the chorus of boos that rains down on them. Security surrounds them for protection to the ring, Bridget snarls and grabs Kylie and they head toward the cage. The champs step into the ring and climb the turnbuckles and hold their titles high and the boos intensify. Beer bottles get thrown and smash against the side of the cage.
Razz: Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let them have glass bottles? Russ: This reminds me of Puerto Rico back in the territory days, and folks, that is NOT a good thing
The referee takes the titles and holds them in the air, then hands them to an attendant through the door. The door is locked, the bell rings, and this one is underway!
The referee orders one of each out of the ring, so it looks like this will be a straight tag match. Bridget starts for the Frenemies and attacks Moose from behind, which draws nuclear heat from the crowd. Bridget grabs him and throws him face first into the cage, then stomps a mud hole in him. Bridget pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then connects with a spinning heel kick that drops Moose to the mat. Bridget hits the ropes and connects with a knee to the side of Moose’s head, then covers, but Moose is out at two.
Bridget drags Moose to the Frenemy corner and tags in Kylie, Kylie still looks a bit wide eyed at the reaction they are getting, Bridget yells at her and wrings Moose’s arm, Kylie climbs to the top rope and drops a double axe handle down on Moose’s arm. Kylie takes Moose to the mat and works a hammerlock, which only further infuriates the crowd.
Moose fights back to his feet, Kylie releases the hold and hits a LUNGBLOWER on Moose, then tags in Bridget. Bridget climbs to the top rope and hits a Savage elbow from the top and covers again, but once again Moose kicks out at two. Bridget pulls Moose to a sitting position and locks in a headlock. Bridget jaws with the crowd, and puts her feet on the middle rope for leverage, cutting off Moose’s oxygen. The referee starts a five count and Bridget breaks just before…….well, not sure what, cage matches are no disqualification, right?
Russ: Some unexpected tactics from Bridget here……. Razz: Well, if you are going to be called a heel, might as well BE a heel……
Bridget grabs Moose and slams his face into the cage and rakes it back and forth, then lifts him and drops him between the ropes and the cage, hits the far ropes and drives a knee into the back of Moose’s head, slamming his face into the cage. Moose slumps to the mat, Bridget tags in Kylie, she comes in and pulls Moose back up, grabs his arms and plants her foot on the back of his head and gives a sort of standing CURB STOMP to Moose, repeatedly driving his face into the cage. The crowd is about to riot at this point, and Moose is busted wide open.
Kylie grabs Moose and pulls him over the top rope, hooking his feet on the top rope, then DRIVING him to the mat with a DDT. Kylie rolls him over and covers, but Fire breaks it up at two. As the ref escorts Fire out of the ring, Bridget comes in and they pull Moose to his feet and hit TOTAL ELIMINATION! Kylie covers again, but Moose somehow rolls his shoulder at two.
Kylie pulls Moose to his feet and whips him into the corner, Moose slams into the corner chest first and staggers backward, Kylie grabs him and hits a backdrop driver and bridges for another two count, Fire once again makes the save. This time she grabs Kylie and LAUNCHES her into the cage. This gives Moose time to crawl to the corner and pull himself to his feet. The crowd begins another CLAN QUINN chant. Kylie gets to her feet and charges into the corner and tries a splash, but Moose catches her and DRIVES her to the mat with a urinage! The crowd explodes as Moose staggers toward the Clan Quinn corner to tag in Fire, but before he can make it, Bridget comes in and catches him with a superkick to the side of the head!
The crowd throws more bottles and garbage at the cage as the referee escorts Bridget back to her corner. Moose and Kylie are both down. The referee starts the ten count, Kylie gets to her feet at seven and grabs Moose and pulls him up, but Moose grabs Kylie and hits an inverted atomic drop, then NAILS her with a spinning back fist to the temple, Moose turns and falls into his corner and makes the tag to Fire, and the place absolutely ERUPTS!
Russ: Sweet merciful Jesus! <shouting now to be heard over the crowd> Folks, I have been doing this a long damn time, and I have NEVER heard anything like this! Razz: What?
Fire comes in and pounces on Kylie and hammers her with punches to the face. Bridget comes in and grabs Fire and pulls her off of Kylie and tries to whip her to the ropes, but Fire reverses it and sends Bridget face first into the cage. Fire turns back to Kylie, pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner, then flies in and connects with a right cross to her jaw that drops Kylie to the mat. Fire pulls her up and lifts her for a suplex, then brings her down with a BRAINBUSTER! Fire covers Kylie and the crowd counts along
Bridget comes back in and grabs Fire by the hair and pulls her off Kylie, Moose races into the ring and KILLS Bridget with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Bridget’s nose explodes across her face, blood pours from a clearly broken nose and she staggers back to the corner and falls to the mat. Moose and Fire pull Kylie to her feet and launch her into the cage, Fire rakes her face across the cage, drawing blood. She grabs a dazed Kylie and whips her to the ropes, but lowers her head a moment too soon, Kylie kicks her in the face, standing her back up, then she hits the ropes and charges at Fire, but Fire catches her and hits a release overhead suplex! Kylie rolls to her corner and tags in Bridget.
Bridget comes in and she and Fire trade punches, Fire gets the better of the exchange and Bridget rakes her eyes, then heads to the corner and starts to climb out of the cage!
Russ: I think Bridget has had just about enough! Razz: Can you blame her?
Fire recovers and catches Bridget, she stands on the top rope and POWERBOMBS Bridget off the cage to the middle of the ring! The crowd explodes again! Fire turns around and it looks like she is going for a BEST FIRESAULT EVER when Kylie runs down the apron and clips her foot, crotching Fire on the top rope, she falls backward and gets trapped in the tree of woe, and the crowd is NOT happy about that! Bridget slowly rolls to her corner and tags in Kylie, Kylie gets a running start and tries for a drop kick to Fire’s head, but Moose cuts her off with a STIFF clothesline from hell that turns Kylie inside out! As the referee gets Moose out of the ring, Bridget heads down the apron and chokes the upside down Fire with a boot to the throat! The referee catches her and orders her back, Fire frees herself and falls to the mat.
Kylie recovers and pulls Fire to her feet and snapmares her to the mat, then lands several stiff kicks to the back of her head before hitting the ropes and landing a shining wizard for a two count. Kylie pulls Fire back up and throws her into the Frenemies corner and she and Bridget use quick tags and take turns blistering Fire’s chest with chops. Fire has finally had enough of that and fights out of the corner and tries to cross the ring to make the tag, but Kylie dives and grabs her leg and pulls her back to the corner. Kylie tries to put the figure four on Fire, but Fire repeatedly kicks her right in the face! Fire gets to her feet, charges into the corner and kills Bridget with a forearm to the side of the head that slams her head into the cage. She turns and sees Kylie sitting there, she hits her own shining wizard dropping Kylie to the mat, then rolls through and tags Moose back in. As expected, the crowd loses their minds.
Moose comes in as Kylie is sitting back up and hits a GRONK SPECIAL to the back of Kylie’s head, slamming her face into the mat. Moose backs Kylie into the corner and pulls a chain from his shorts, wraps it around his fist and hammers Kylie until she is a bloody mess. Jack hops off of the turnbuckle and turns around, Bridget tries to run down the apron to clothesline him, but Moose ducks and turns and NAILS her with the chain right over the eye. More blood for Bridget.
Kylie staggers out of the corner and Moose tags in Fire. Jack grabs Kylie and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, then throws her to Fire who plants her with a spike DDT! Fire covers, but once again Bridget makes the save. Bridget drops a knee across the back of Fire’s head, knocking her a bit loopy for a moment. Bridget grabs Kylie and drags her to the Frenemies corner and tags herself in. Kylie is face down on the mat, still suffering from the piledriver and DDT. Bridget comes in and pulls Fire to her feet and tries for a suplex, but Fire slips free, spins her around and hits the MOOSEKILLER! The crowd absolutely erupts for that. Fire tags in Moose, then heads to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle and keeps going. She gets to the top rope and does the gesture and the crowd chants along
Fire leaps and SLAMS into Bridget, Fire bounces off her and grabs her ribs in pain, Moose swoops in and traps Bridget in the JI-ENDO the crowd is roaring with anticipation, finally Bridget can’t take anymore and she taps out! The crowd goes DOUBLE SECRET NUCLEAR WINNERS in 35:14 and NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – CLAN QUINN
The referee hands the Quinns the titles and they climb to the top of the cage and celebrate with the crowd, someone actually throws a bottle of whiskey up to Moose, he catches it, pulls the cork out with his teeth, and drinks deeply. Kylie and Bridget are helped out of the ring and are escorted to the back, the crowd starts another CLAN QUINN chant as we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Storming the Beach 2!, May 26, Live! From Le Havre, France. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem, April 3rd, Live! from Belfast, Northern Ireland
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: MADNESS 15 (#908) Live! From Georgetown, Washington DC March 27, 2019
<the show begins with pyro and loud music, the crowd in Georgetown goes NUTS!>
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: MADNESS 15! Razz: We have a great sho………
<before Razz can finish his thought, some generic music begins to play and Vic walks out to the top of the stage with a mic>
Vic: Cut the music. Cut the music please. Ok……..so, as some of you might have heard from the gossip sites…….Danny Taylor has taken an indefinite leave of absence as general manager <crowd boos> Yeah, I know. The good news is, it’s nothing physical, there is no illness, there is no family emergencies, nothing like that, all is good, he just………well, Danny decided it was time for him to move on so he could devote more time to his ferret farms in upstate New York. All of us here wish Danny the best, and we’re all going to miss that mute sonofabitch <crowd cheers>
Now, in the interim, until we find a new GM for the OOWF, I have been appointed the acting GM <crowd cheers> Thank you very much. Now, I have no intentions of bringing widespread change to the OOWF, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right? But there IS one change I want to make to the card tonight. The winner of the Beverly Cambridge versus Shizuru versus Mac Flasher match will get an OOWF Onslaught Championship shot next week in Cork, Ireland. <crowd cheers> And that match begins………NOW!
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. SHIZURU vs. MAC FLASHER
The three make it to the ring and the bell rings. Shizuru looks for a quick advantage, he grabs Bev and throws her out of the ring to the floor. When he turns around to face Mac, Flasher kicks Shizuru and hits the FLASH DRIVE! Mac covers, Bev dives back into the ring and tries to make the save, but she is a fraction of a second too late! WINNER in :08 – Mac Flasher
Bev protests the decision, Mac rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic
Bev, I know this wasn’t exactly fair on your end, so I will make you a promise. When I beat Sebastian Davis for the Onslaught Championship next week, you get the first shot. I guarantee that.
Mac extends his hand, Bev, who is still clearly annoyed about losing a title shot so quickly, hesitates for a moment, BRICK~! makes his way to the ring and appeals to Bev, she sighs and shakes Mac’s hand, then raises his arm in victory. The three of them leave the ring together, leaving Shizuru lying in the middle of the ring. Bev is clearly still not happy though.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. JOHN LAW
“King of the World” draws out Alexander Darling, who peers into the crowd – one giving him a positive reaction – as he jogs to the ring, just as he’s about to turn toward the ring steps, John Law emerges from the crowd and brains him with his nightstick. As Alexander tries to gain his bearings, John stomps away at his head, already opening a cut as Davis Hightower rushes to pull him away. With John arrogantly smirking, Hightower waves OOWF Medical staffers over to a groggy Alexander, who is sitting up and talking, but with Krispy Kreme eyes.
Russ: “This attack by John Law may have jeopardized this match tonight, and maybe the long-term health of Alexander Darling.” Razz: “Partner, that’s John’s game. He wants to beat, punish and always have the upper hand. If he can get a beatdown in, the win is almost secondary.”
As Hightower is talking to Alexander, John peers in with taunts and a few mocking gestures, getting Alexander on his feet and ready to brawl. Hightower holds him back, explaining the potential dangers of continuing. Alexander shoves Hightower to the side and barrels into John, ramming him into the timekeeper’s table and opening a heavy-handed assault on the former officer. Hightower calls for the bell as the fight is on, very outside of the ring.
Alexander, already wearing a crimson mask, tries to return the favor to John with heated head strikes on the ring post and a knee to the forehead for good measure. Alexander escorts John to the ring and follows him in with a few knee drops and a ground-and-pound assault that has John trying to reach for the ropes. Alexander grabs John’s hand and stomps on it, before doing the same to the other hand.
Russ: “John Law has been a total bastard since entering OOWF, but he’s in the ring with someone who can be an absolute son of a bitch.”
With John trying to roll away, Alexander sees the discarded nightstick and races to the outside to grab it. With John on one knee, Alexander cracks John across the back of the neck. Hightower confiscates the nightstick and admonishes Alexander, but does not disqualify him. This pleases the nearby fans, but not even they can let Alexander know that John is about to chop block his knee, crumbling Alexander to the mats in agony.
What follows is an exhibition in sadism as John works the wounded leg as thoroughly as one can, inside and outside the OOWF rules. A kneebar draws howls from Alexander, who teases tapping out before finally mustering the strength to pull his fingertips to the ropes. John holds the submission to 4 and stomps the knee after the break just for good measure. John then starts to drive the knee into the mat repeatedly before a falling headbutt to the back of the joint. With Alexander barely able to stand, John plasters Alexander with a forearm shiver and then tosses him into the corner. John’s charge leads him straight into a back elbow from Alexander, who hobbles over and starts pounding away at John, opening a cut on his forehead. With Hightower trying to inspect the cut, Alexander keeps working the wound until John has the wherewithal to punch Alexander’s knee. That sends Alexander down in a heap as John tries to collect himself.
Razz: “Both men are cut! Both men are in survival mode! I don’t even think anyone’s tried a cover yet. This is going to be absolutely brutal!”
John stands up and tries to pick Alexander up to his feet, but a sweeping kick with Alexander’s good leg sends John to his backside. Alexander gingerly pops up and runs off the ropes with a shotgun dropkick putting John on his back. Alexander gets up again, screaming to the crowd as he shakes his right leg. Alexander steps back and pelts John with a shining wizard, getting 2 as John tosses Alexander off of him. Alexander, with another shot of adrenaline tries to power John up into the Darling Driver, almost getting him up before John grabs the nearby ropes and forces Alexander to abort the try.
No matter to Alexander, who boots John and limps his way to the opposite ropes. Alexander rushes into a stun gun from John who promptly covers Alex for 2. John tries to lock Alexander in Miranda Rights, only to get his jaw dropped on the top of Alexander’s head. That jawbreaker gives Alexander enough time to run him to the corner and into Sliced Bread No. 2. That gets 2.5 as John drapes his boot over the bottom rope. Alexander tries to get John up into a crucifix powerbomb, but the combination of John’s extra weight and Alexander’s bad knee leads to a buckle. John winds up on top of Alex and drapes his feet across the ropes as Hightower counts off 3. WINNER (pinfall, 14:23), John Law.
Alexander is apoplectic at Hightower, who is trying to explain that he couldn’t see the ropes. While the two passionately discuss the finish, John hammers Alexander from behind, sending him into Hightower, who tumbles out of the ring. With Alexander woozy, John retrieves his nightstick and returns to the ring. John grabs Alexander and presses the weapon across his throat, turning his face red instantly. Alexander is beginning to fade when “Fly Like an Eagle” hits. John’s attack halts as Jack Bullet rushes to the ring and starts trading blows with the bloodied John. Jack quickly gains the upper-hand, forcing John to seek higher ground as Jack stands tall. Jack helps Alexander to his feet, as John glares at the freshly cleaned up elder statesman of OOWF.
JACK BULLET vs. STACY KIRKLAND - Anything Goes, Comes As You Are, Pinfalls County Anywhere, Hardcore Match
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our next match this evening is an anything goes, come as you are, pinfalls count anywhere, hardcore match. Introducing first, from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, at a weight of 135 pounds, “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland.
Kirkland emerges on the entrance stage with a cloud of smoke as “Bad Mama Jama” plays. She marches diligently to the ring, flips up the apron skirt and begins through various weapons into the ring such as two steel chairs, a table, a ladder, a kendo stick, a bag of thumb tacks and a cookie sheet.
Razz: Is Terry Funk on the ring crew now? Russ: Stacy Kirkland, the former Mama Juana, wanted a definitive final match against “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet. She revealed that she was working for the Quinns and that her marriage to Bullet was a sham. After wearing out a chair on Bullet a few weeks ago, we all thought he would return to alcoholism, but he surprised us all last week by pretending to be drunk against Kirkland and giving her all she could handle.
ME: And her opponent, weighing 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Bullet emerges from the back to “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent. He’s in his standard trunks and his silver hair slicked back.
Russ: I have to say Bullet looks the best we’ve seen him since the match with Firewoman. It was punching Fire that sent Jack spiraling down in the first place. Razz: And let’s not forget he attacked Ichiban immediately after and nobody has seen her since. And then he took out Nick Fleming. And Demon Smoke and Christian Carter are on the side of milk cartons missing since last facing Bullet. Russ: Your point? Razz: Your American Hero isn’t as pure and virtuous as he lets on. I hope Stacy takes his smug ass out, but I have to admit it won’t be easy.
Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell as Bullet continues to pace on the outside. Kirkland picks up the chair and bangs it on the mat. She beckons Jack to enter the ring. Jack stops walking, looks at Kirkland and motions for her to come out to the floor. The fans cheer. Kirkland runs to the ropes and the chair down to Bullet who catches it on instinct. Kirkland vaults over the ropes and down onto the chair Jack is holding over his own head. It makes a metallic clang as the grapplers crash to the floor.
Stacy is up first and pulls Bullet up by the wrist. She tries to whip him into the ring stairs, but he reverses and she takes them in the back. Jack skips forward and leaps for an Eagle Splash. Kirkland moves out of the way and Bullet smashes into the stairs. Kirkland grabs him from behind and throws him back with a bridging German suplex. Barros quickly takes the floor and counts to two, Kirkland can’t hold the bridge.
Russ: The match is off to a fast start and Kirkland is holding her own against Bullet. Razz: Did you see how he threw her into the stairs? Russ: That could have been inadvertently.
As they rise, Kirkland grabs Jack by the head and tries for a pendulum DDT, but Jack blocks and turns it into a side slam. He pulls Kirkland up as he stands and suplexes her, onto the steel chair. Razz: I’m sure that was inadvertent too.
Bullet pulls Kirkland up and rolls her into the ring. Bullet follows, but Stacy makes her feet and grabs the kendo stick. Bullet grabs the cookie sheet and uses it to block the cane shot. Stacy rains down the blows until the cookie sheet is pretty much bent in half. Bullet throws the cookie sheet at her. She’s temporarily distracted. This allows Bullet to charge and drive her into the near corner. Kirkland drops the kendo stick.
Jack sets her on the second rope and climbs. Stacy pushes him off. He land back first on the mat. She quickly stands and comes off with a leg drop to Bullet. Stacy gets up and sets up the table in the corner. As she does that, Jack comes up behind her and scores his own German suplex with bridge. It gets a two count.
As they come up, Bullet tries to whip Stacy to the far corner, but she reverses and sends him toward the table. Bullet pulls up from hitting it. Kirkland tries to dropkick him into the propped up table, but Bullet side steps her. Jack picks up the ladder. Stacy stands laughing. She dares him to hit her with it. Bullet tosses the ladder at her, which she catches. He drops low to sweep the legs. Kirkland falls backwards and the ladder lands on top of her.
Razz: Okay, so he’s not hitting women with weapons, but he’s causing weapons to hit women. Is that… Russ: It’s a strategy he wants to employ and it’s giving him the upper hand at the moment. Jack opens the second chair and sets it up. Kirkland is back on her feet and walks into a drop toehold into the chair. The fans cheer. Razz: Oh yeah, the chair just happened to be there, even though he put it there. Russ: Well, maybe Jack isn’t as strong about his no hitting women policy anymore or at least on this particular woman.
Bullet pulls the table out of the corner and sets it up on its legs. Kirkland attacks Bullet from behind. She whips him into the far corner. She grabs the steel chair and rams it into Bullet’s gut. She then brings it down across his back. Bullet is doubled over. She throws the chair down and gives Jack a DDT on the chair. She covers for one…two…Bullet rolls a shoulder up. Kirkland stands and empties out the bag of thumbtacks onto the setup table.
Russ: What does Stacy Kirkland have in mind here. Razz: Whatever it is, it’s not going to be good for the Silver Eagle, I can tell you that.
Kirkland goes back over to Bullet and pulls him to his feet. She hooks him around the chest and drives him back down into the chair with the Falling Tower uranage. Stacy then picks up the ladder and sets it up near the table.
Russ: I don’t think this is going to end well for Jack. Razz: I don’t think this is going to end well for anybody.
Kirkland pulls Bullet up and puts him between her legs. He back drops out and she lands on the mat. She’s unfazed and kips up…right into a discuss punch. Kirkland is out cold. The fans scream in approval.
Razz: I guess the bloom is off the not hitting women rose.
Bullet picks up Stacy and ascends the ladder with her head between his knees. Jack skips off the ladder and delivers a tombstone piledriver through the table covered with thumbtacks. The table breaks. Jack hooks the leg, because that’s what he does, in the middle of the broken table and Barros counts one…two…three.
ME: Your winner at 9:19, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet
Barros raises Jack’s hand in victory. He stares down at the still out Kirkland, shrugs his shoulders and heads for the back.
Russ: It looks like Jack Bullet is starting a new era of his career. The old gentleman might be gone and what has replaced him. Razz: All I can say is the Saints of Sinners better have eyes in the backs of their heads, because Jack Bullet is coming for his world title, his soul and whatever collateral damage he can wrought.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
"Life Is Beatiful" fires up and the Ice Queen herself, Alexis Darling, makes her way to the ring to a mixed reaction. Newer fans cheer, but the veterans know that Alexis is never quite what she seems to be. She gets into the ring, barely tolerating the accolades, haughty as ever. She poses on top of a ring post, and then slides down, sitting in a lotus position to await the champ. "Glory" plays and Sebastian Davis enters, proudly displaying the Onslaught Championship over his shoulder. He struts SLOWLY down the ramp and takes his sweet time going around the four side before coming back to where he started, and then gives the belt to the referee for the proprieties. The referee implores Davis to get in the ring. If Alexis notices it, she doesn't let on. Finally, Davis decides to get in the ring to complete the ceremonies, so Alexis gets to her feet and saunters over, bored with it already. Belt shown around, and so Hightower tells them to get ready and calls for the bell.
The bell rings, and Alexis charges. Hightower dodges and drops to the mat and...rolls out of the ring?....He wanders over to the Lithuanian announce table.
SD: Labas, kaip laikaisi? Skelbėjas: Jūs kalbate lietuviškai? SD: Vilniuje vykdiau studijų užsienyje programą!
They go on and on like that and eventually Davis notices that Hightower is getting ready to count him out.
SD: Aš turiu eiti. Gero vakaro.
Davis rolls back in the ring, just as the count is going to expire, and then dodge a clothesline from Alexis and rolls out the other side. Alexis shows the first signs of exasperation. Davis saunters... like literally... over to the Bosnian announce table.
SD: Zdravo, kako ste večeras? Najavljivač: Možete govoriti i bosanski i litvanski? SD: Zar ne svi?
Davis starts the count. Alexis rolls outside and charges. Davis runs away, but not a real run, more of a taunting run. He hunkers down behind the Slovak announce table.
Hlásateľ: Nehovor mi, že hovoríš aj po slovensky? SD: Nerád vám to hovorím, ale Bosniak povedal, že ste hrozný hlásateľ. Hlásateľ: On to urobil?
The Slovakian announcer leaps over his table, getting temporarily in between Davis and Alexis. The three push and shove until they are past each other. The Slovakian announcer heads straight for the Bosnian table. Hightower is distracted by this, and Davis hunkers down behind the Lithuanian.
Skelbėjas: Pažvelkite į tuos du, brawling kaip gyvūnai! SD: Taip. Slovakų sakė, kad lietuviškos moterys yra šliaužčiausios planetoje, tavo žmona yra baisiausia iš visų. Skelbėjas: Ką? Aš jį nužudysiu!
The Lithuanian announcer leaps into action, rushing the Bosnia and Slovak as they fight. He gets in the way of Alexis who is trying to get to Davis. Davis rolls into the ring and back out, and Alexis tries to pursue, but the Pier Six brawl that has erupted between the Eastern Europeans keeps getting in the way. Hightower tries to keep track of the count but with all the distractions, he just keeps starting over, as Davis rolls in and out of the ring. Alexis protests to Hightower, but he shrugs as there's not much else he can do. Eventually the buzzer sounds!
After the announcement, security floods the floor around the ring to stop World War III. Davis backs up the ramp with his belt, laughing, while Alexis seethes and glares at him, amid all the chaos.
CLAN QUINN vs. THE FRENEMIES – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
To make sure there are no backstage attacks, both teams are escorted to the ring by a phalanx of security. Clan Quinn is out first and the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of them. Fire and Moose mock the crowd and nearly get into a fight with numerous fans before security physically puts them into the ring. The Frenemies are out next, security has less trouble with them, though Moose and Fire are absolutely chomping at the bit to get at them. The referee orders Fire and Bridget out of the ring then calls for the bell.
Moose and Kylie lock up, Moose takes her to the mat with a side headlock, Kylie immediately fights to her feet and shoves Moose to the ropes, on the rebound she connects with a dropkick to Moose’s jaw that sends him to the mat, Moose pops back to his feet and Kylie tries to clothesline him over the top rope to the floor, but Moose lands on the apron. Kylie turns around and Moose grabs her head and guillotines her on the top rope.
Kylie’s head snaps back and she falls into the middle of the ring, Moose grabs her by the leg and drags her to the Clan Quinn corner and tags in Fire. Moose holds Kylie down and Fire springs over the top rope and drops a knee on her chest. Fire covers, but Kylie kicks out at two. As Kylie gets to one knee, Fire tags in Moose, Fire hits the ropes and KILLS Kylie with a SHINING WIZARD to the face, as soon as she hits that, Moose nails a GRONK SPECIAL to the back of her head! Kylie falls face first to the mat, she may be out!! Moose covers, but Bridget runs in and makes the save before the three count.
The match continues at a frenetic pace, with Moose and Fire making frequent tags, keeping Kylie on their side of the ring while beating the absolute hell out of her.
Russ: The Quinns are working like a well-oiled machine tonight Razz: They’re working over Kylie like they’re Anderson’s or something! Kylie better make the tag soon, or they won’t be leaving the ring as tag champions
Kylie finally does make the hot tag to Bridget and Bridget comes in like a house of fire. She takes down Moose and Fire, hammering them both with punches and kicks. The Frenemies take over now, keeping Fire isolated from Moose. Kylie hits a top rope sit out powerbomb on Fire but Moose makes the save. The ring announcer lets us know that there is only five minutes remaining in the match. Fire somehow makes the tag to Moose and he comes in and grabs Bridget, but Bridget rolls him into a small package for a two and nine tenths count. Bridget spins to her feet, as does Moose, and Moose connects with a spinning fist to the side of Bridget’s head that staggers her. Moose hits the ropes and nails a BUISAKU KNEE to the face, then tags Fire! Fire goes to the top rope for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER, but Kylie races around the ring and knocks Fire’s foot off the top rope! Fire hits the top of the turnbuckle HARD, then falls into the ring, dazed.
Moose dives between the ropes and takes out Kylie and they fight on the floor. Inside the ring both Bridget and Fire are down, they drag themselves to the middle of the ring and get to their knees and trade VICIOUS punches to the face. The crowd is absolutely ROARING at this point, but their cheers soon turn to disappointment as the bell rings. This one is over! WINNER – 60:00 time limit draw
The crowd boos the shit out of this, and it doesn’t stop either team from continuing the fight. Finally security comes back to the ring and separates the two teams and drags them to the back while the fans litter the ring with debris.
ZED vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
"Shoot to Thrill" plays and OOWF Intercontinental Champion Zed comes to the ring accompanied by BRICK~!. Zed warms up as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz out. Instead of getting in the ring however, he turns and grabs a microphone.
Brick~! you may have some people fooled but I don't like you and I damn sure don't trust you. So just to make sure this remains a fair one on one contest, I've asked someone with a valid manager's license to come out and be my advocate. Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the only other 3 time Grand Slam Champion in the history of this company Moosehead Jack.
The crowd boos as Matt finally gets in the ring and Mike Elevenbee starts the introductions.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Main Event of Mayhem and it is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first in the corner to my left, he is a former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion and the Current OOWF Intercontinental Champion. Tonight looking to climb back to the top of this company. From North Carolina, 6'0 and 195 pounds ZED!!! And now in the corner to my right, the reigning and defending OOWF Heavyweight Champion. From Green Bay Wisconsin, 6'5, 225.... MATT FOLZ!!!
The bell rings and Matt extends his hand. Zed looks at him suspiciously but shakes it with no trouble. The two lock up and Matt drives Zed into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and Matt surprisingly agrees. The two get back in the center of the ring and for the next few minutes put on a great display of chain wrestling, completely clean and getting the crowd on their feet. Matt with a double leg takedown and then he grabs Zed's legs and bridges for 2. Zed reverses to a 2 count of his own, Matt reverses that for another 2 count. Both men get back to their feet and Matt smirks a bit and nods at Zed. Another tie up and Matt rocks the IC champ with a European Uppercut. Matt with an Irish Whip and then subtly positions himself so that the referee can't see Moose tripping Zed as he bounces off the ropes. Zed gets right back to his feet and turns to glare at Moose, but that's just what the World Champion wants as he nails a distracted Zed with a hard knee to the spine. Matt starts choking Zed with the ropes as the referee begins a 5 count. Matt releases just before 5. As the referee is backing Matt to the center of the ring, Moose grabs Zed and drags him over to the corner. Moose grabs Zed's leg and slams his knee hard twice into the ring post.
Matt's like a shark smelling blood as he immediately goes to work on the injured knee for the next few minutes of the match. Matt with a half crab that forces Zed to grab the ropes. Matt with a kneebreaker and then a figure four. As BRICK~! gets on the apron to try and encourage Zed, Matt points at him and tells the referee to deal with him. While the referee's back is turned Matt reaches out and grabs Moose's hands for more leverage. Zed tries to reverse it but can't due to Moose's illegal assist. The referee finally turns around and sees this and kicks Matt and Moose's hands apart. Zed reverses the hold and Matt reaches out for the ropes. Matt gets to his feet first and nails Zed with a forearm. Matt tries a German Suplex but Zed kicks his leg back and nails the Champion with a low blow. Zed is limping but manages to take Matt over with a snap suplex and follows with an elbow drop. Zed whips Matt into the corner and nails him with hard chops that almost sound like gunshots. Matt thumbs Zed in the eye and tries an Irish Whip, Zed reverses and the referee gets caught between Matt and the turnbuckle. Zed hits the GTH and covers but unfortunately there's no ref. Zed slaps the mat 3 times but that's not official.
Russ: Tough break for Zed. He had Matt for about a 10 count there.
Moose gets in the ring and tries a cheap shot but Zed ducks and back drops Moose over the top rope. Zed sets Matt up for another GTH but out of seemingly nowhere Firewoman slams Matt's OOWF Championship into the back of Zed's head. Zed goes down like he's been shot, Fire helps Matt to his feet and then slides out of the ring. Matt picks up Zed and hits an unnecessary Angle Slam as the referee starts coming to. Matt covers 1...2...3.
Winner (Pinfall, 21:13) and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz.
As medical personnel comes down to check on Zed, we see a replay of Fire coming down to the ring and grabbing Matt's Championship from the timekeeper. We cut back live and see Matt grabbing a microphone.
Matt: Hey BRICK~!, before you go I just wanted to respond to what you said last week. You were right about almost everything you said. Do we have pride? Yes. Envy? Sometimes. Lust? Of course. I lust for my wife and Fire well...everyone knows her history. Drunken Debauchery? I personally don't drink but that does sometimes fit my two colleagues sure. Violence and not caring who we hurt? You damn right. But you're wrong about one thing. We may have hate and sin in our hearts, but we sure as fuck don't hide in the dark and shadows. We don't hide from anyone, if anyone wants a shot at one of us then roll the dice and take your chances. I just beat your boy there twice in 4 weeks. So if the God Complex wants to make sure the Saints of Sinners exist no more... (Laughs) good luck. Hell you can even go find that old drunk Jack Bullet and see if he wants to help you. Just do me one favor, go to Nayoga Japan, find whatever rehab facility Junichiro Muyo is hiding in and ask him how well that worked out for him.
Matt throws the microphone down and holds his Championship aloft to taunt the crowd. The Saints celebrate in the middle of the ring.
Russ: Thank you everyone for joining us for yet another great OOWF event. For Razz, I'm Russ, have a great night everyone.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Storming the Beach 2!, May 26, Live! From Le Havre, France. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem, April 3rd, Live! from Cork, Ireland
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#907) Live! From Kutztown, Pennsylvania March 20, 2019
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW
Alexander Darling is standing in the ring, having entered to a fairly favorable ovation. While he exchanges words with OOWF official Mel Creech, “Untouchable” brings out John Law, who dashes to the ring and begins to brawl with Alexander, forcing Beverly Cambridge and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox to forego their entrances and sprint toward the ringside area side by side, with both sliding in and joining the fray as Creech, already overwhelmed, calls for the bell. John stays on Alexander, though Shizuru tries to get a piece of both men. Beverly pulls Shizuru off John’s back and tries to sneak a quick pin from a bridging German Suplex that gets 1. Shizuru and Beverly hammer away at each other as John gets rocked by a right hand from Alexander.
Russ: “Not even a minute in and Mel Creech has already lost control of this bout.” Razz: “Your assumption that Mel was interested in maintaining control leads to you looking foolish.”
Shizuru hits Beverly with a dropkick and gets 1 before John pulls him off the cover. Alexander tries to steal a pin, only to get small packaged for 1 before Shizuru breaks up that try. John, again, waylays Shizuru with a forearm smash and parlays that advantage into a series of corner whips and a tilt-a-whirl gutbuster. That gets 2 before Alexander and Beverly each break up the count. John stares down Beverly and gets blasted with a leaping knee strike by Alexander that tangles him in the ropes. As all three converge on the now-immobile John, Creech tries to free him but gets outnumbered as Beverly, Alexander and Shizuru each get their licks in before John frees himself and slips to the outside. All three follow and begin pummeling each other with no discernible pairings as the brawl looks more like the fight panel in an Andy Capp comic strip than anything.
John emerges with the edge as he shoves Beverly away, tosses Shizuru into the apron and hurls Alexander into a ringpost. John opts to head inside and catch his air with Beverly the first to reenter the ring after John. John catches Beverly in a belly-to-belly suplex that gets 2 as Beverly sends her shoulder up at the last millisecond. John starts to work Beverly’s ribs with a few open-hand strikes, getting caught by Beverly’s legs as her try at a pin gets 1 before John bolts up and drops an elbow across Beverly’s sternum. Shizuru hops back in and dropkicks John away from Beverly before trying to make a cover. That gets 1 before Alexander drops a leg on Shizuru. Alexander stands up the groggy Japanese youngster, but is taken out with Shizuru by a double spear from John.
John grabs Beverly before she can stand and posts her, then boots Alexander down as Shizuru tries to hop on John’s back. John grabs Shizuru by the head and drives him into the canvas via a sit-out tombstone. John makes the cover and gets 3 just before Alexander can dive onto John.
Your winner (pinfall, 9:15), John Law.
John rolls out and grabs his nightstick to ward off any try at an attack from Alexander, who sprung up and gave chase a second earlier. Inside the ring, Shizuru pounds the mat in frustration as Beverly tries to help him up off the canvas.
JACK BULLET vs. STACY KIRKLAND
ME: Our next match this evening is one fall to a finish with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Robbinsdale, Minnesota at a weight of 135 pounds, “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland. Kirkland emerges on the entrance stage with a cloud of smoke as “Bad Mama Jama” plays.
Russ: For those of you who missed last week’s Mayhem this is not a new talent. The former Mama Juana revealed her true name and nature after savagely beating “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet with a steel chair.
Razz: She revealed she had been working with the Quinns all along and they pulled the trigger on their secret weapon just when it looked like Jack Bullet was starting to recover from striking Firewoman.
Russ: We’re all afraid his recovery from alcoholism has come to a halt. Nobody has seen Bullet since last Wednesday. He’s not attended his AA meeting, bible studies with the Rev. BRICK~! or counseling sessions with Dr. Gaines. Kirkland takes the microphone from Elevenbee and addresses the booing crowd.
SK: We all know that Jack Bullet crawled inside the nearest bottle he could find after what happened last week. I beat him within an inch of his life, because I knew he would finish the job himself. Nobody has seen Bullet since last week. He’s not showing up here to this hell hole tonight. So I demand the bell ring, Junior Hale do a count out and I’m given my rightful victory. Then I continue my trek here in the OOWF to become the next World Heavyweight Champion. I’m not the champ you want, but I’m sure as hell the baddest bitch and sexiest bitch there ever was you deserve at the top of this company.
Kirkland slams the microphone back into Elevenbee’s chest. She sneers at Hale. He calls for the bell and then starts a count out. One…two…three…
A crowd murmur is heard and the camera pans to find Jack Bullet coming from the concourse area and out into the fans. He looks dirty and disheveled and is wearing street clothes.
Russ: We’ve seen this before. Jack Bullet appears, but is in no shape to compete. It was in such a state he injured Nick Fleming and we haven’t seen him since. It was in such a state he derailed the main event of a recent Mayhem and wound up in jail.
Razz: And it’s such a state Jack Bullet will put the final nail in his proverbial and literal coffin. You can smell the gin and desperation from here.
Bullet flips over the guardrail and lands on his ass. He pulls himself up by the ring apron and slides under the bottom rope. He stumbles to his feet and beckons Kirkland to attack him. She smiles and sashays closer to him. She leans forward and puckers up, offering a mock kiss.
Bullet swiftly moves into her, gets a waistlock and throws her over his head with a release belly to belly suplex. The crowd pops wildly. Kirkland scrambles to her feet. Bullet catches her with an arm drag. She comes up again into another arm drag. A third, a fourth.
Russ: It appears that Jack Bullet is not drunk at all and was merely playing at such to trick his former love interest.
Kirkland slides to the floor. Bullet goes to the floor and stalks her. Stacy slides back in under the bottom rope and pops to her feet. Bullet follows her back in. She tries for a kick, but he grabs her foot as she stands. Kirkland tries a one legged enzuigiri. He ducks under it while letting go of the other foot. Bullet comes up behind Kirkland with a rear waistlock and nails a bridging German suplex. It gets a two count.
Bullet releases and waits for Kirkland to stand. He takes her on his shoulders for the Action Drop. She slides out from behind and pushes Bullet into the ropes. He turns as he comes. Bullet ducks under a back elbow try. He comes off the opposite strands with a flying cross body. It gets another two count.
Kirkland rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. She pulls out a chair from underneath the ring. Bullet tells her to bring it. She stands there holding the chair and shakes her head no. Hale gets to 10 on his count out.
ME: Your winner at 5:12 by result of a count out, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Kirkland takes the mic from Elevenbee again.
SK: You win by DQ, you win by count out. But you don’t really win. You want me Jack Bullet, there is only one way you’re going to get me anymore. I demand a hardcore match against you. No disqualification, no count out, no holds barred, dress how you want, bring out all the weapons. You want to defeat me, you’re going to have to beat me. You’re going to have to make what you did to Firewoman look like a tickle. If you want to take me out Jack Bullet, you will need to throttle my ass! Bullet is given another microphone from ringside.
JB: I said it to Firewoman and I’ll say it to you. I’ll wrestle my match, my way. You make the rules anything you want. My eyes are clear and bright, my mind is firing on all cylinders. I’m clean and sober. I smell like smoke because I’ve been through fire. You and me are done, but we’ve also just begun. You get your rules, but I’ll get the legit win.
Kirkland and Bullet jaw at each as the scene fades to commercial.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Alexis is announced and makes her way to the ring. She steps between the ropes and lays across the top rope and the crowd pops big. Sebastian Davis is announced, and he walks to the ring and doesn’t look happy. He drops his Onslaught Championship off at ringside, then steps into the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and Davis and Alexis meet in the middle of the ring and Alex DECKS her with a right to the side of the head, and Alexis drops like she’s been shot. It doesn’t take long to see why, Davis has brass knuckles on. The referee sees this and immediately calls for the bell. WINNER in :03 – Alexis Darling
Davis grabs a mic and stands over Lexie
You cost me the world title. You get NOTHING! I don’t care what your last name is, I don’t care who you are. You will never get a shot at MY Onslaught title again, and if those clowns in the back continue to book you against me? This is exactly what they will get.
Davis slams the mic down and slides out of the ring, grabs his title and heads to the back, but he is stopped halfway up the ramp when Vic and GM the Danny come out.
Vic: Mr. Davis it seems you over estimate your power here in the OOWF. As much as you might want it otherwise, you are not the one that decides the matches around here. Next week at MidWeek Mayhem: MADNESS 15, you WILL defend that Onslaught Championship against Alexis Darling, and just in case you feel the need to bring your knucks again, brush up on Onslaught Championship rules.
Vic and Danny head to the back, Davis turns and looks like he might head back to the ring for more, then sees Alexis is on one knee and VERY unhappy. He slings the championship over his shoulder and heads to the back.
MAC FLASHER, ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
This one never even makes out of the back as the two teams attack one another backstage. The fight rages on out of control. No one even tries to stop them. The Saints gain the upper hand until Kylie shows up with a kendo stick and beats the snot out of the Quinns. With them out, Zed and Mac grab Folz and hit a flapjack driving Folz face first into the floor! The Saints scurry away and Mac, Zed and the Frenemies stand victorious. BRICK~! joins them and they make their way to the ring. The crowd is a bit restless having two non-matches in a row to close the show. BRICK~! gets into the ring and grabs the mic
Brothers and Sisters, I come before you a broken man. A sinner. A man who had lost his way. A sheep that strayed from the flock. I once was lost, but thanks to you good people out there and to the man above, I am now found! <the crowd pops for this>. Brothers and sisters, there is a scourge in the OOWF. There is a plague of vermin, a pestilence of hate and violence and that scourge is the Saints of Sinners <crowd boos>. The Saints of Sinners embody all the evils of the world. Pride, envy, lust, drunken debauchery, violence, my children, they care not who they hurt. <more boos from the crowd>
What can be done about this vermin? Vermin like to hide in the dark. They hide in the shadows of hate and sin, but my friends, God will shine his light into every nook and cranny, and He will cast out the vermin from the shadows, and that’s when Brothers Zed and Mac and Sisters Bridget and Kylie will destroy that vermin. <crowd cheers> We will SMITE the Saints of Sinners in the name of all that is Right and Good! <crowd is in a frenzy now>
Grant us Victory oh Lord, it is time! The time has come! The God Complex will make sure, the Saints of Sinners will exist no MORE!
<the crowd pops huge for this and give BRICK~! a standing ovation, Bridget, Kylie, Mac and Zed all look a little unsure, but they go with it and egg on the crowd as we fade to black>
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Storming the Beach 2!, May 26, Live! From Le Havre, France. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem: MADNESS 15 , March 27th, Live! from Georgetown, Washington DC
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#906) Live! From Toledo, Ohio March 13, 2019
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW
With all three combatants in the ring, Alexander Darling wastes no time in charging John Law as Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox waits patiently in his own corner as Angelo Barros shrugs and calls for the bell. Alexander pastes John with a lariat and puts the boots to the former lawman before John rolls to the outside, only to get pounced by Shizuru, who came with a cross-body from the apron. Shizuru salutes the fans from the outside, Alexander reluctantly soaks in the cheers on the inside as John tries to roll back into the ring, only to have Shizuru pull him down and pepper him with kicks. Shizuru sets John on the apron, just as Alexander charges with a running dropkick to the back of John’s head, crashing him into the timekeeper’s table. Shizuru looks to high-five Alexander, who passively accepts.
Russ: “John Law has made a lot of enemies in OOWF, and two of them just became friends; even if just for this match.” Razz: “Eventually that bond will be broken if a win is at stake.”
John gains a bit of respite by grabbing Shizuru and tossing him into the LED board on the side of the ring. It’s short-lived as Alexander drops down with an axe handle and a series of running smashes. John gets the advantage on Alexander when he blocks a roaring elbow attempt with a Greco-Roman shot to the groin. As Alexander writhes on the outside mats, Shizuru tries to jump John from behind, only to get dumped on Alexander. John catches his air before booting both men, eventually picking Shizuru, but not before a second boot to Alexander’s groin.
John whips Shizuru around the outside, each time increasing the velocity and impact before a groggy Shizuru just falls before a trip to the steel stairs. John ragdolls Shizuru, gutting him on the apron and also slingshotting him off the ropes before finally tossing him back inside. John taunts fans at ringside before going inside himself and getting a surprise cradle for 1. John, no a bit annoyed, whips Shizuru from corner to corner until, again, he just falls. As Shizuru coughs for air, Alexander slowly makes his way inside, only for John to stomp the back of his head as Alexander was rolling under the bottom rope. The subsequent cover gets 2 before Shizuru breaks it up. John, with both opponents down, opts to continue his assault on Shizuru, locking him Miranda Rights. Shizuru begins to fade fast, only to be saved by Alexander, who is now brandishing a chair … Though not using it.
John pops up to see the chair, and malicious intent in Alexander’s eyes. John calmly reaches behind him to pick up his nightstick, only to see that it’s missing and in the hands of Shizuru. While Barros is trying to convince Alexander and Shizuru to dispose of the plunder. John, realizing that his goose could be cooked rather fast, casually steps outside and walks away, as garbage fills his path. John turns around and sends an obscene gesture toward the ring as Shizuru waves. While Shizuru is smiling, he turns around and into a Darling Driver that gets a shrug from Alexander afterward, but not before Barros snaps off 3. WINNER (pinfall, 9:51), Alexander Darling!
Alexander drops to a knee to explain, but not apologize, to Shizuru before John charges back in and reclaims his nightstick. Alexander stands off with John, who opts again to back away from the incensed grappler. Alexander helps Shizuru to his feet, but doesn’t exactly offer friendship before exiting the ring.
MAC FLASHER vs. ALEXIS DARLING
Mac and Lexie are introduced and make their way to the ring. After all the intros, the referee is about to call for the bell when Sebastian Davis’ music plays and the OOWF Onslaught champion makes his way to the ring and takes a seat at the announce booth. Lexie and Mac eye him warily, then the ref calls for the bell and the match begins.
Russ: Folks, we would like to welcome Sebastian Davis, the OOWF Onslaught Champion, to the announce booth, good to have you here SD: Of course it’s good to have me here, for the first time in years you have someone out here that can speak proper English Razz: Kind of a surprise that you’re out here since you have a world title match tonight SD: Unlike the rest of the knuckle draggers around here I can multi-task. I have Folz figured out, I can come out and talk Russ: Care to comment on Lexie and Mac? Two people who are chasing your onslaught championship? SD: There’s nothing to say. They can chase all they want, they will never take this title from me
While they are talking, Lexie catches Mac with a running knee to the side of the head that drops Mac to the mat, Lexie climbs to the top rope and tries a moonsault, but Mac moves out of the way. Lexie lands on her feet and pulls Mac to his feet and nails him with a spinning back fist to the side of the head that rocks Mac back on his heels.
Russ: You give very little credit to Alexis Darling, she is an OOWF legend who…. SD: Who has ridden on her brother’s coattails her entire career Razz: She’s a multiple time champion! SD: Who is in the OOWF because of her brother. Russ: I cannot agree with that assessment at all. You also believe Mac Flasher is not a threat to your title SD: I believe that, because it’s true. He’s no threat to me whatsoever. Russ: Pride goeth before the fall SD: It’s not pride Russ, it’s honesty. Neither of these two are fit to lace my boots
Lexie grabs Mac and sets him on the top rope, she climbs up and goes for a top rope hurracarana, but Mac holds on and turns it into a top rope POWERBOMB! Mac remains on the top rope and as soon as Lexie lands, Mac leaps off the top and hits a perfect Savage Elbow! Mac covers, but Sebastian Davis is in the ring before the three count! He pulls Mac off Lexie and drops him with a DDT, then pulls Lexie to her feet and right into the Spring Break Plunge! The referee waves off the match! WINNER – No Contest in 12:02
Davis stands over Darling and Flasher and holds his belt high drawing the boos of the crowd. Davis smirks as the fans litter the ring with debris. He finally gives one more disgusted look at Lexie and Mac then heads to the back.
JACK BULLET vs. MAMA JUANA
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a microphone in his hand and a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our first bout this evening is one fall to a finish. Introducing first, from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, at a weight of 135 pounds, Mama Juana.
Russ: Since making her challenge to her husband, we haven’t heard much from Mama Juana.
Razz: Even her appearances on OOWF After Dark have diminished.
Russ: And you would know that because…
Razz: I watch that shit! I don’t deny it. That Jamie Folz is flexible.
ME: And her opponent, weighing 210 pounds and hailing from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Russ: This is Jack’s first match in several weeks. His drinking made him a liability and a hazard to everyone around him.
Razz: However, he had a literal come to Jesus meeting after drying out in a drunk tank for a few days. He’s going to AA meetings, seeking therapy from Dr. Gaines. He even had a face to face with Firewoman.
Russ: Of course, Jack punching Fire in their last match is what sent him spiraling downward. Now, according to Mama Juana, this match is part of his road back.
Razz: He’s getting in the ring with another woman, but one he knows intimately and should at least be a friendly opponent.
Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. Bullet eyes his wife hesitantly for a moment. She then takes a dive and lays flat on the mat.
Russ: Is it the finger poke of doom? Is Mama giving Jack an easy win to help him back.
Bullet walks over to Mama, bends over slightly and she then brings up her long leg and kicks Bullet right in the head. He falls back toward the ropes. Mama kips up. She runs into the ropes and charges with a clothesline. The momentum takes them both over the ropes and to the floor.
They both start to rise and Mama surprises Jack with a headbutt. She grabs his arm while he’s off balance and pulls him up and into an Irish whip into the ring stairs. He crashes into them with a loud clang. Juana pulls up the ring skirt and pulls out a steel chair. Hale warns her.
Razz: I think this is what we would call tough love.
Juana goes over to Bullet. He looks up at her startled. She comes down and smashes the chair right into his skull. Hale with a look of disbelief calls for the bell.
ME: Your winner at 2:12 by result of a disqualification, Jack Bullet.
The fans don’t cheer the victory as Juana smashes the chair down into Jack’s head a second time. He flops to the floor. She takes the top of the chair and jams it into his throat. She drives it in harder and Bullet gasps for air. She pulls it back and drives it into his stomach. She drops the chair on top of Jack and then follows with a leg drop.
Juana gets the microphone from Elevenbee and rolls back into the ring.
MJ: My name is Stacy Kirkland and I’m from Robbinsdale, Minnesota.
Russ: What the hell? Where did her accent go?
MJ: All you idiots, and Jack was the biggest one, thought I was some sort of voodoo queen out of the shadows. I’ve been working my ass off on the indie circuit for three years, but nobody recognized me. And when Firewoman came to me and said “hey, I can make you famous.” I didn’t think twice.
Firewoman knows Tarot cards and voodoo and all of a sudden another woman comes along with the same knowledge and they’re not connected? We even spelled it out for you, literally. Mama Juana, Moosehead Jack, MJ. I’ve been part of the Quinn Family plan to take out Jack Bullet from day one.
Now, it doesn’t matter to me why the Quinns are doing this. Bullet started clawing his way back up and Fire said the time is now. He started getting up and I slammed him back down. Crawl back into the bottle, I believe Moose has a cold one for you in the back. And, oh yeah, consider this our divorce.
Juana goes to the apron while holding the chair. Bullet stands up bloody. Juana comes off the apron with the chair to Jack’s head. He crashes to the floor. Juana throws the chair down on his prone body. She then walks off to a loudly booing crowd. Halfway up the ramp, she turns around and flips the double bird.
Russ: My god, Razz what did we just see here?
Razz: I don’t know, but I think I’m in love.
Fade to commercial.
CLAN QUINN vs. THE FRENEMIES
Clan Quinn is out first, the champs are announced and before they can be fully announced they storm the ring and attack!
Russ: Interesting strategy here! Razz: The complete opposite of what they did last week, I don’t know if they can out brawl the Quinns though……
They don’t have to. Their attack throws the Quinns off and they are able to toss them out of the ring. Kylie and Bridget dive between the ropes and take the Quinns out. Fire and Moose try to regroup, but the Frenemies are right back on them. Bridget throws Fire into the ring and shoves her into the corner and unloads on her. While she is doing that, Kylie charges across the ring and knocks Moose off the apron to the floor. She slides out of the ring and slams Moose on the floor, then climbs to the apron and drops a knee across Moose’s chest.
Inside the ring, Bridget whips Fire across the ring, while Kylie slides into the ring and SPEARS a running Fire right out of her boots! She covers, but Fire kicks out at two. Moose comes in and tries to drop an elbow across the back of Kylie’s head, but she moves and Moose hits Fire. Jack gets to his feet and Kylie drops him with an enzuguri that sends him out of the ring, Fire fights to one knee and as she stands, Bridget comes from nowhere with a missile drop kick that sends her out of the ring to join her brother. On the outside the Quinns argue with one another and nearly come to blows before Bridget and Kylie grab them from behind and hit a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Moose staggers and Kylie takes him down with a clothesline while Bridget throws Fire into the ring and covers her again, but again Fire kicks out at two.
Russ: I have never seen the Quinn’s so off their game Razz: The Frenemies really seem to have them rattled
The match continues on like that, the Frenemies keep the Quinns off balance, Moose and Fire just cannot seem to get on the same page. Every time they get something going, Kylie and Bridget regain the advantage. The end comes after Clan Quinn fights back and takes the advantage on the Frenemies. Moose NAILS Kylie with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face, then Fire grabs her and sets up for the MOOSEKILLER, but Bridget POPS Fire in the face with a superkick! Kylie escapes the move and rolls Fire up from behind, one…….two…….THREE! Moose is just a second too late to make the save! WINNERS in 26:21 – The Frenemies
Kylie and Bridget slip out of the ring and grab their titles and celebrate on the ramp while Clan Quinn seethes in the middle of the ring and begin arguing once again.
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. ZED
Bev and Zed are introduced and make their way to the ring. Zed and Bev meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands. The referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway! They lock up and the two of them tear the ring down with some chain wrestling. The crowd is eating it up. After about five minutes, Bridget O’Malley races to the ring, she says something to BRICK~! and he waves to Zed in the ring, while Bridget jumps on the apron and says something to Beverly.
The two of them leave the ring and head to the back following BRICK~! and Bridget. When they get to the back, we see Mac kneeling next to an unconscious and bloody Kylie
BRICK~!: What in my name happened here? Mac: Your name? BRICK~!: roll with it Zed: Let me guess, Clan Quinn Bridget: I don’t know for sure, but my guess is, yes Mac: Where’s Josie?
Bridget looks horrified and quickly gets to her feet and yells for Josie before darting off in the direction of the Frenemies locker room. As she leaves, medics get there and check on Kylie. She opens her eyes, but you can see she is clearly dazed and confused.
SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Russ: We've come to the main event folks, Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis takes on Matt Folz for his OOWF Heavyweight Championship. And these two have had a bit of a war of words lately.
Razz: They have but I don't think Matt cares about that. He's the veteran, he's the champion and he's been on this stage many times before. This is Sebastian's first World Championship match, he seems confident but who knows how he'll feel when that bell rings and it hits him that he's challenging for the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. It'll be interesting to see.
Russ: Let's head down to the ring.
"Glory" plays and OOWF Onslaught Champion comes down looking completely confident. The crowd boos as he warms up in the corner. The booing intensifies as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz comes down. He hands his championship to the referee as Mike Elevenbee starts the big match introductions.
ME: This is the main event of the evening, one fall to a finish and no time limit, and it is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship!! Introducing first in the corner to my left, he is the OOWF Onslaught Champion but tonight he is making his first attempt to win the most prestigious Championship in all of wrestling. From Corpus Christi Texas, Sebastian Davis! And now in the corner to my right, he is the reigning and defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion... 6'5, 225 pounds from Green Bay Wisconsin, Matt Folz!
Sebastian explodes out of the corner as soon as the bell rings but Matt easily sees him coming. Matt ducks the clothesline and takes the challenger down with a drop toe hold, then grabs Sebastian's head and slams his face repeatedly into the canvas. Matt picks Sebastian up and goes to work with his usual arsenal of suplexes. Head and arm Folzplex, belly to back suplex, snap suplex. Fisherman's suplex for the first 2 count of the match. Brainbuster bounces Sebastian's head 3 feet off the mat and Matt covers for another 2. Matt goes for the Angle Slam but Sebastian thumbs him in the eye. Sebastian with a DDT and then he takes a minute to catch his breath.
Matt gets to his feet but is met immediately by a lariat from Sebastian. Sebastian whips the Champion into the corner and turns his chest red with hard chops. Sebastian pulls Matt into a short clothesline then scoops him up and plants him with a running powerslam for 2. Sebastian waits for Matt to get to a knee and then runs in and nearly takes his head off with a running knee. Sebastian drags Matt over to the ropes and then hits a slingshot suplex, he bridges and gets 2. The challenger hits a Cattle Driver and covers, 1....2....Matt just kicks out. The crowd boos as for some reason Alexis Darling comes down to ringside. She grabs a chair and sits as the match continues in the ring.
Sebastian tries an Irish Whip but Matt reverses and sends his opponent crashing chest first into the corner. The champion quickly follows up with a Release German Suplex that sends his opponent flying halfway across the ring. Matt with a double underhook suplex and glares at Alexis before shooting Sebastian off the ropes and nailing him with a picture perfect spinebuster. Matt picks Sebastian up and nails the Angle Slam! He covers 1....2....Sebastian kicks out at 2.99999999999999. Matt slaps the canvas in frustration and turns and glares at the referee, holding up 3 fingers but the referee shakes his head. While Matt's ranting, Sebastian is using the ropes to help himself up. Matt turns and Sebastian levels him with a spear. Sebastian doesn't waste any time as he picks the Champion up and hits the Hurricane Slam. Sebastian's feeling the momentum now as he sets Matt up and hits the SPRING BREAK PLUNGE! Sebastian covers, 1....2....Alexis grabs Matt's foot and places it on the ropes???!!!
Russ: What in the hell?
Razz: The mutual hatred between Matt and the Darling family is well known. What in the HELL is she doing?
Russ: I don't get this one at all partner.
The announcers aren't the only ones confused. Sebastian is completely enraged and he leans over the ropes and is screaming loudly at Alexis. Matt comes up from behind and rolls him up. 1....2....Matt grabs the ropes for extra leverage....3.
Winner (Pinfall, 17:21) and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz
Matt quickly rolls out of the ring, grabs his Championship from the timekeeper and starts making his way back up the ramp.
Russ: Look at our World Champion quickly getting out of here like he stole something.
Razz: In some ways he did.
A seriously pissed off Sebastian quickly catches up to Alexis and the two begin brawling. Matt looks at the scene and just shrugs, making his way to the locker room as the crowd boos. Security comes out and breaks up Alexis and Sebastian.
Russ: Folks, I'm sure we'll have much more on this situation this week on OOWF Television. For now though we're out of time, I'm Russ, he's Razz. Thank you for joining us on this edition of OOWF Mayhem.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out MidWeek Mayhem: MADNESS 15 , March 27th, Live! from Georgetown, Washington DC. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! March 20th Live! From Kutztown, Pennsylvania
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#905) Live! From Ypsilanti, Michigan March 6, 2019
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. MAMA JUANA vs. SHIZURU vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE
Everyone gets their introduction and the crowd pops. The four stare one another down before anyone moves, then just like that, it explodes into action. Bev goes after Bill while Shiz and MJ dive between the ropes and brawl around the outside. The action is absolutely non stop. Pins are broken up at the speed of light, Bill nearly kills himself when he goes for the FREEBIRD from the top rope outside the ring, he winds up going through the Dutch Announce Table. With Bill lying there bleeding in the wreckage of the table, MJ climbs the ropes and hits a perfect moonsault on Bill that would have ended the night for him, but Bill moves at the last second and MJ crashes and burns. That leaves Bev and Shiz in the ring, Shiz lifts Bev for a Psycho Driver, but Bev slips free, spins Shiz around and hits a pop up backbreaker, then traps Shiz in the LeBell Lock! Shiz fights it, but can’t make it to the ropes and he taps out! WINNER in 24:06 – Beverly Cambridge
Russ: That is Bev’s first win in quite awhile Razz: Ironic that it comes in a chaotic match like this Russ: From chaos comes order, for some
JOHN LAW vs. ALEXANDER DARLING
Darling’s music plays first and he comes out to the top of the ramp and soaks in the ovation from the crowd. They seem to be happy that he defeated Moose, so, he has that going for him. As Darling starts toward the ring, Law attacks him from behind! Law drops Darling on the stage and pulls out a billy club and repeatedly slams it down on Alex’s head! Darling is busted open! Law drives repeated shots to Darling’s head, opening the wound even further. Medics rush out and try to help Alex, but Law keeps them away and repeatedly kicks Alex in the face. Lexie comes out with a chair and swings for the fences at Law’s head, he moves at the last possible second, then slinks away to the back. The EMT’s have a towel wrapped around Alex’s head, which is already soaked with blood. They rush him to the back, no doubt for a trip to the ER. WINNER – No Match
Russ: THAT DAMN COWAR…… <Law shows up at the announce booth and grabs the headset from Russ> Law: WHY? Why did I do it? BECAUSE I CAN! I want champions! I want people that matter, and you give me Alexander Darling? Listen up Darling, I did you a favor. You should have hung it up after you beat that other relic in Moose, but if you insist on stepping foot in MY ring and wasting MY time, you will continue to pay the price. <Law slams the headset down and storms to the back>
ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
“Junior” Hale inspects OOWF Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis, Alexis Darling and Mac Flasher before calling for a bell. With the three circling each other, Alexis is the first to hop in, blasting Sebastian with a forearm shiver across the jaw. Mac joins the fray, drilling the woozy Texan with a lariat and pushing him through the ropes. Mac tries to follow Sebastian to the outside but gets rolled up for 2 by Alexis. Mac and Alexis tie up just as Sebastian charges back in and waylays both with fists and forearms.
With both Alexis and Mac down, Sebastian chooses Mac to further the punishment, stomping away at his shoulder and neck area until Alexis shoves him off … To do the same thing. Sebastian regains himself and squares up to pummel Alexis, only to get an uppercut from a kipping Mac. The three brawl with nobody truly getting an edge as Hale is helpless to stop the pier-six nature of the bout.
Russ: “There are times when the action can’t be called, because words only get in the way.” Razz: “If those words got in the way of this brawl, they’d get about six fists and a few boots for their troubles.”
Mac starts to emerge from the brawl with the advantage, shoving Alexis through the ropes and slamming Sebastian into the turnbuckle before tying him to the Tree of Woe. Mac charges in with repeated boots and tries to cap the flurry by backing up and delivering Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley, but eats a springboard dropkick from Alexis. While Sebastian is trying to free himself, Alexis uses him to hop up to the top turnbuckle before hitting Mac with a meteor that gets 2 before Sebastian breaks up the count. Alexis and Sebastian get into a hellacious chop fight, won by Alexis after a chop went high and caught Sebastian’s throat. A rope-assisted tornado DDT gets 2 on the champ as Mac makes a last-second save. Alexis turns her focus to Mac, who is ready with a double-leg takedown and a try at a Boston Crab that gets nixed as Sebastian plants Mac with a bulldog and gets 1.5 before Alexis dives on the cover.
Mac rolls away from the fray as Alexis and Sebastian resume chopping away at each other. Neither can get ahead as Mac grabs both opponents and cracks their heads together. He looks at Alexis before grabbing her and hoisting her up in a Flash Drive. That attempt is cut off by Sebastian spearing Mac, creating a pile of bodies tangled in the ropes. All three struggle to free themselves, taking swings at whomever is nearest to any movable limb as Hale tries to pull the three away from the ropes. Sebastian is first to be freed, rolling out of the ring to rake two pair of eyes as Hale continues to work. Alexis frees herself and dives off the apron, driving Sebastian and her into the barricade. Mac is finally released, bringing a cannonball to the other two, spilling bodies around the announce table.
Russ: “I get the feeling that nobody is walking out of this match under their own power.” Razz: “Partner, if anyone is conscious after this match, that’s a win.”
Mac pops up and salutes the cheering fans before eating a clothesline from Sebastian. Alexis comes over and hops on Sebastian’s back, drilling the back of his head with hammerfists and a few elbows. Mac shoves Alexis off Sebastian, giving the champ time to grab his Onslaught title. Sebastian returns to the fray swinging for the fences, whiffing on both Alexis and Mac as Hale drops to the outside to halt Sebastian’s attack. While the two argue, Mac and Alexis each grab chairs and start swinging at each other, only clanging their chairs with Sebastian jumping in and getting blasted by both Mac and Alexis. Hale had long since given up on keeping order.
Ladies and gentleman, this match has been rued a no-contest (11:07).
CLAN QUINN vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY
Clan Quinn is out first, the crowd nearly boos them out of the building. The champs are announced and make their way to the ring, Fire and Moose are ready for a fight, and Kylie and Bridget race to the ring…….then stop and walk around the ring to their side, climb onto the apron and slowly step into the ring.
Russ: The champs with some mind games tonight Razz: Not quite what Moose and Fire were expecting there Russ: That is one thing about both Firewoman and Moosehead Jack, they like to control the tempo of the match, they like to set the tone for the match, this is a smart move by the champs
Sure enough, Fire starts thing off for Clan Quinn and Kylie and Bridget keep the action in the ring. Every time Fire tries to take it out of the ring, they bring it right back in. Whenever Moose and Fire would start to brawl, Bridget and Kylie would lock them in a move and drag them to the mat. Fire and Moose are initially frustrated, but soon enough they begin to wrestle the champs style of match.
Razz: See, this is where I am not sure Bridget and Kylie have the advantage, both Moose and Fire have held the onslaught championship on numerous occasions, they know HOW to wrestle, they just usually choose not to Russ: It’s not a matter of whether they can wrestle or not, it’s how long can they keep their temper?
And sure enough, Kylie reverses a German suplex attempt by Moose and throws him over her shoulder to the mat. Moose gets to his feet and kicks the ropes and begins arguing with the referee. When Kylie comes in to grab Moose, Moose BLASTS her with a left hook to the jaw! Kylie goes to one knee, then snarls and attacks Moose, tumbling between the ropes to the floor.
Fire and Bridget quickly join the fight, and soon things are out of control on the outside. At some point, during the fight, Moose and Kylie wind up back into the ring, Kylie tries to whip Moose to the ropes, but Moose reverses it, hits Kylie with a BUISAKU KNEE, then covers her, with his feet on the ropes! The referee never sees it and Moose gets the three count! WINNERS in 14:11 – Clan Quinn
Russ: That’s what I’m talking about! The Quinns couldn’t keep that match clean! They had to resort to chaos to get the win! Razz: Well, Russ, chaos to some is order to others. The champs better figure out how to deal with chaos if they want to keep their titles!
ZED vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
"Shoot to Thrill" By AC/DC plays the OOWF Intercontinental Champion Zed to the ring. He looks focused as he warms up in the corner and "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz down for his first championship defense. The referee checks both for weapons and orders both to stay in their respective corners as Mike Elevenbee begins the introductions.
ME: This is the main event of the evening and it is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first in the corner to my left, the challenger, the reigning OOWF Intercontinental Champion. From North Carolina, standing 6 feet tall and weighing 195 pounds.... ZED! And now in the corner to my right, the reigning, defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. 6'5, 225 pounds from Green Bay, Wisconsin..... MATT FOLZ!
The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
They lock up and Matt takes him down to the canvas. Matt with two hard elbows to the back of Zed's neck and then he rolls him into a cradle for 2. Matt with a Backdrop Driver and a snap suplex but Zed blocks the German Suplex attempt and rolls Matt up for 2. Both get back to their feet, Matt tries a lariat but Zed ducks and leaps up with a crucifix pin for another 2. Zed with a clothesline that knocks Matt out of the ring. Zed with a baseball slide that knocks the World Champion back and then Zed slides out of the ring. Matt with a rake of the eyes and tries an Irish Whip, but Zed reverses and sends Matt crashing hard into the steps. Zed follows up with a hard running knee to Matt's face then rolls into the ring to break the count.
Zed rolls back out and hits a brainbuster on the concrete then rolls Matt in for a 2 count. Zed keeps the offense flowing with a running shoulder tackle and a dropkick to Matt’s knee, flipping the World Champion inside-out. Zed scoops Matt in position for a Carolina Blue Thunder Bomb that gets 2.5. Zed pulls Matt to his feet before an Irish Whip and a powerslam put the champ on his back again. The crowd encourages Zed as he starts nailing Matt with several hard strong style kicks. Zed with a lariat and heads up top and nails Matt with a double ax handle. Zed whips Matt off the ropes and hits a back elbow for 2. Zed starts hammering Matt with punches. The referee calls for a clean break and Zed obliges, he backs off and waits til Matt gets to his feet before nailing him with a Mafia Kick. Zed hits Matt with the Moment of Zed and covers. 1....2....Matt again kicks out just before the 3. Zed slams the canvas in frustration and temporarily loses focus. Matt takes advantage of this by diving and slamming his entire body weight into Zed's right ankle.
Zed tries to limp to his feet but Matt again chop blocks the injured ankle and starts working on it with a single minded focus. Matt gets quickly back up and grabs Zed's leg, driving his ankle hard into the canvas... and again......and once more for good measure. Matt flips Zed to his back and then grabs his leg and drops an elbow hard right onto the injured ankle. Repeated stomps follow before Matt drags Zed over to the ropes, lays his leg across the top rope and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a Missile Dropkick right onto the ankle. Matt continues to focus exclusively on Zed's ankle before he drags him back to the center of the ring and trying to apply the ankle lock. Before Matt can get it fully applied, Zed kicks him off. Zed limps to his feet, Matt goes for the Angle Slam but Zed slips off Matt's shoulders and propels the Champ chest first hard into the corner. Matt stumbles back and Zed hits him with the GTH! The crowd is roaring but Zed's ankle is so hurt he can't make the cover right away. He finally crawls over and makes the cover, but the delay allows Matt to kick out at 2.9999. Zed gets to his feet and tries to pick Matt up but Matt thumbs him in the eye. Matt this time connects with the Angle Slam and then drags Zed perfectly to the center of the ring. Matt applies the Ankle Lock with a heel hook and Zed has no choice but to tap out.
Winner (Submission 22:32) and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz.
Post match Zed rolls out of the ring and very gingerly starts to limp to the back. In the ring, Matt gives him a slight nod of appreciation for the competition before holding his Championship above his head and the crowd boos.
The boos intensify and Folz turns toward the ramp to see why. The OOWF Onslaught Champion, Sebastian Davis, is out at the top of the ramp. He glares at Folz, Matt smirks, takes his title and lays it in the middle of the ring and motions for Davis to come get it. Davis looks like he is about to head toward the ring when Danny and Vic come out from the back and stop him, much to the dismay of the crowd. Folz picks up his title and grabs a mic
Now, before these idiots start to cheer me for wanting to smack Sebastian Davis around, let me make something perfectly clear. I don’t give a shit what any of you think. There are two things that matter to me in this world, and you are not one of them. This title, this IS one of them. Davis, once your nuts drop, you get a shot. You want to step up to the plate and fight the champ? It’s your funeral pal.
Folz drops the mic, the crowd mostly boos him, and we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out MidWeek Mayhem: MADNESS 15 , March 27th, Live! from Georgetown, Washington DC. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! March 13th Live! From Toledo, Ohio
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#904) Live! From Durango, Colorado February 27, 2019
ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAC FLASHER
Mac Flasher and Alexis Darling stand in their respective corner as Mel Creech calls for the bell. Alexis dodges a quick charge from Mac, sidestepping him and tripping him into the ropes. Alexis allows Mac to collect himself before she smacks him with a dropkick that pushes him over the ropes. With Mac a twinge beleaguered, Alexis takes to the sky and hits him with a springboard cannonball that sends both into the barricade. Alexis slaps the mats and gets a few fans on board with her cause. Mac stands up and blocks a hurrancanrana attempt, shoving Alexis onto the table.
Alexis, who landed on her feet, tries to catch Mac by surprise with a cross-body, only to get caught and deposited politely into the ring by Mac. Mac reenters the ring, only to eat a sliding dropkick. With Mac woozy, Alexis tries to whip Mac into the corner, but cannot budge him. Alexis tries again, only for Mac to pull her into the nearest corner. From there, Mac delivers a series of chops and a back elbow for good measure. That affords him enough time to back up and dash in with Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley. Alexis crumbles as Mac hoists her into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker before a cover gets 1.5. Mac picks Alexis up and gets caught in an inside cradle that gets 1.5 as well.
Mac sighs as he exits the pinning predicament. Both stand up and take in polite applause before Mac and Alexis circle the ring and lock up with Mac quickly whipping Alexis into the ropes and bumping her down with a shoulder block. Alexis pops up and gets another shoulder after bouncing off the ropes. This time Mac tries to pull her back up only for Alexis to pull Mac into a small package that gets a sudden and stunning 3. WINNER (pinfall, 5:24), Alexis Darling.
Alexis rolls up and smiles at Mac, who forces a nod of respect and taps his chest while mouthing “that’s on me” while Creech raises Alexis’ hand. Mac exits, a bit frustrated, but not too upset. Alexis follows Mac out of the ring and soaks in the cheers as the feed fades to an advertisement for OOWF AfterDark.
SHIZURU & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. JOHN LAW & SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Shizuru and Beverly had a mutual respect for one another and Shizuru allowed Beverly to start the match, on the other end of the ring Sebastian was trying to convince Law to play rock paper scissors to see who would go first. Law wasn’t having it and told Sebastian to start the match. Beverly challenges Sebastian to hit her first, putting her hands behind her head and Sebastian thinks it’s a trap and refuses to do so playing possum before chopping Beverly, but the ginger shakes her head and laughs and tells him to try again. Sebastian would try two more times before finally trying to land a Conglomerate Kick but Bev wasn’t allowing that as she ducked Sebastian and planted a headbutt that seemed to daze the other man. Sebastian stumbled back into the corner and tagged Law who wasn’t impressed by Sebastian. Law charged into the ring and was met with a clothesline from Bev who came back for another off the ropes but got put down by a drop toe hold before Law transitioned quickly into a side headlock. Law made sure to tell Sebastian that this is how it’s done and Sebastian wasn’t interested. Beverly powered out of the side headlock and grabbed Law’s head planting multiple kicks before Law raked the eyes of Beverly and wrapped in a cobra clutch for the sake of a russian leg sweep. Law then taunted Shizuru and told him to get into the ring and Shizuru ducked between the ropes which distracted the referee long enough for Sebastian to throw Beverly into the corner with Law as the two of them stomped a mudhole in her. Sebastian took it from there cutting the ring in half with quick tags and surprisingly good team work with his partner for the night. In the midst of the teamwork, Law hit his snapmare dropkick to the back while Sebastian superkicked Beverly at the same time, but Beverly would kick out at two. Law went back to the bag of tricks getting Shizuru to get into the ring again distracting the referee except when Law turned around to work on Bev with Sebastian he was met with a superKick from Sebastian. Sebastian stopped dead in his tracks as Beverly smiled from her last second evasion of the move. Beverly grabbed the head of Sebastian and sank her teeth into him, now Shizuru was purposefully distracting the referee allowing Beverly to now drag Sebastian across the top rope before throwing him out. Beverly turned to Shizuru to make the tag and Law dove into his corner for the tag, but Sebastian was on the outside holding his head.
Shizuru came in like a blitzing linebacker spearing Law and standing tall over him for a moment until he looked up to see Sebastian charging towards him, but Sebastian was disposed of with a Samoan Drop. Shizuru deadlifted Law off the mat and hit a release german suplex for a near fall as Law kicked out. Shizuru smiled as he got his feet and let the fans know he’s blessed before leaving his feet with a big man standing moonsault but Law got his knees up! It doesn’t matter Shizuru bracedd himself on the knees of Law and landed on his feet! Shizuru grabs his legs and deadlifts him off the mat again except this time in a powerbomb as he lifts him in the air and stabilizes himself. What Shizuru doesn’t see is the reaching blind tag from Sebastian and as Shizuru plants Law and tries to pin him the referee tells Shizuru that Law isn’t the legal man. Shizuru turns to see who is and is met with two middle fingers from Sebastian and a drop Kick! Sebastian only gets a near fall as Bev comes into the ring and breaks it up. Law is on his feet and throws Bev over the top rope to the outside following her out and throwing her into the barrier. Sebastian tells Law to move out of the way, he uses the ropes for momentum and sprints across the ring with a spear! Shizuru pounced Sebastian as he ran towards the ropes! Shizuru drags Sebastian to the middle of the ring
ONE . . TWO . . THRE – NO!!
Law breaks it up! The partners lift Shizuru and double powder bomb! Sebastian drops over Shizuru as Beverly is a touch too late getting back in the ring.
ONE . . TWO . . THREE!!!DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! WINNERS in 24:11 – Sebastian Davis & John Law
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. ZED
The two spent some time sizing one another up before they went at it. After some back and forth, Zed broke from a collar and elbow tie up and hit Darling with a frankensteiner out of nowhere! The crowd reacts accordingly. Darling isn’t down for more than a nanosecond, but Zed is on him with the quickness after he kips up, throwing all of his weight into the unbalanced Alex Darling, sending them both crashing back down to the mat, before he begins pummeling him with forearms. Darling takes this beating for a couple moments before he uses his still depleted strength to headbutt Zed in the chest. Back on their feet, Darling presses his advantage with a running lariat followed by a discus elbow.
After a few minutes of back and forth, Zed takes control again with a spinning roundhouse kick that knocks Darling into the ropes, following with a handstand headscissors on the rebound. With Darling on the canvas he goes for an elbow drop, but Alex rolls out of the way at the last second. Darling hits the ropes and comes back for a basement dropkick. He looks to grab a leg for a submission, but Zed is wise to it and rolls to the ropes to prevent him from locking on. He lunges after getting back to his feet, but Darling is ready and counters with a spinebuster. He goes for a big boot as he gets to his feet, but he scouts it and slides under for an attempted roll up, however Darling gets a shoulder up is two.
A surprise slingblade allows Darling to get the upper hand. He’s ready as Zed stands and hits a crisp northimn lights suplex, bridging for a pin attempt but Zed gets a shoulder up at two. He keeps him on the defensive with a high kick to the chest before he can fully regain him balance, sending him back to the mat. Darling then quickly fires off his standing moonsault and hooks a leg for anothim pin attempt, but again only gets two. Alex is still back on his feet first, standing over Zed and wrapping his arms around him midsection. Zed gives him a few forearms to the face to try to break free, but he ignores them, lifting him off of the canvas and getting him into position for a deadlift gutwrench sitout powerbomb… But Zed counters into a sitout face slam!
Darling and Zed are both starting to tire. Alex lands a series of intense strikes and looks to finish off with a spinning back kick, but Zed catches his leg and brings him down with a dragon screw. Without releasing his leg he drives him elbow into the inside of his knee a few times before getting to him feet for a leg DDT that leaves Darling holding his knee for a few moments. He looks to follow with a stomp to that same knee, but Alex rolls away. As Darling gets back to his feet, Zed is ready with a clothesline, calf kick, swinging neckbreaker combo trying to keep Darling down and put him away but he gets up each time. A quick elbow strike from Darling allows him to hit a step up enziguri. Zed staggers, but shakes it off and catches Alex on the jaw with a forearm so stiff it knocks him halfway across the ring.
A desperation springboard uppercut from Darling creates some separation and allows him to counter an incoming forearm smash with a Japanese clothesline, but he’s not able to lock the armbar in afterward. As soon as they are both back on their feet Zed hits a running high knee that knocks Darling into a corner. He hops onto the second rope for some mounted punches but Darling breaks loose with a few open palm strikes and follows him out. Zed pivots around behind, Alex grabs him forearm and heaves himself forward, throwing him over him, but Zed lands on his feet. He looks for a quick clothesline but Alex ducks under. Darling rebounds off of the ropes, looking for a huge clothesline, but Zed wraps his arm around him and uses it to counter into a piledriver! He rolls Darling over for the pin and gets a three count WINNER in 21:18 - Zed
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO, BRIDGET O’MALLEY & MAMA JUANA
The OOWF World tag team champions and Mama Juana are out first, they make their way to the ring with MJ trailing behind the champs with a strange look on her face. They get into the ring and Kylie and Bridget play to the crowd, which causes the crowd to pop big. The Saints are announced and they come out to the top of the ramp, the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz is flanked by Fire and Moose. They look at one another and storm the ring!
The Saints slide under the bottom rope, Fire goes right after Bridget, Moose attacks Kylie and Folz and MJ square off. The Saints initially get the advantage, but Kylie, Bridget and MJ fight back and sends the Saints out of the ring. On the outside, the Saints regroup and Kylie, Bridget and MJ soar over the top rope and crash into the Saints, sending them into the guardrail. MJ grabs Folz and shoots him into the ring before anyone else can grab anyone else, Kylie and Bridget look slightly annoyed by this, and that distraction allows the Quinns to PASTE them with left hooks to the jaw.
Inside the ring, MJ whips Folz to the ropes and takes him to the mat with a hurracarana. MJ is quickly to her feet, as Folz stands, she tries a spinning heel kick, but Folz catches her and dumps over his head to the mat, but MJ, somehow, lands on her feet. She hits a double stomp to Folz’s gut and covers, but the champ kicks out at two.
On the outside of the ring, Moose tries to whip Kylie to the guardrail, but she reverses it and Moose slams back first into the guardrail, the back of Moose’s neck hits the top of the steel and he collapses to the floor. Fire sees her brother fall and sees red, she hammers Bridget with punches to the face, then turns and dives at Kylie, taking her to the floor. Fire pulls Kylie to her feet and lifts her for the Voodoo Drop, but Bridget saves her partner with a kick to Fire’s ribs. Bridget and Kylie hook Fire and hit a double suplex on the floor, driving Fire to the concrete. She writhes in pain on the floor and snarls in anger.
Inside the ring, MJ has Folz in the corner and she unloads with chops to the chest. She tries to whip Matt across the ring, but Matt reverses it. MJ heads to the corner and stops herself, then tries to spring off the corner with a back elbow, but Folz catches her, he drives her down across his knee, then lifts her and hits a backdrop driver that slams the back of her head into the canvas.
As Bridget and Kylie attempt to get back into the ring, Moose grabs them and pulls them off the apron. He rakes Kylie’s eyes, then catches Bridget with an elbow to the side of the head. Fire is getting back on her feet, Moose whips Bridget toward Fire and Fire elevates her, then slams her down face first on the apron. Moose hits Kylie with a hangman’s neckbreaker, then waits till Kylie is sitting on the floor and KILLS her with a GRONK SPECIAL! With Kylie out, Moose and Fire focus on Bridget, Moose clears off the Chilean announce table while Fire climbs to the top rope. She hits a BEST FIRESAULT EVER sending Bridget through the table! The Saints climb back onto the apron, Moose looks a bit worse for the wear.
Inside the ring, Folz is stretching MJ on the mat, but MJ appears to be remarkably flexible so the holds are not having the desired effect. Folz is about to tag in Fire when Kylie and Bridget race around the ring and pull Moose and Fire off the apron. The two teams go insane, brawling around ringside and beating the hell out of one another with anything not nailed down.
Folz shrugs and decides he has to do it himself. He pulls MJ to her feet, but she surprises him with a small package for a two count. Folz is livid. He gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline by MJ, then absolutely DESTROYS her with a sick kick! Folz grabs MJ and hits a dragon suplex, dumping her on her head, then waits for her to get up, and hits the OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz immediately grabs the ankle and falls to the mat and locks in the ankle lock with the grapevine. MJ sees that her partners are not going to make the save, so she has no choice, she taps out! WINNERS in 15:10 – The Saints of Sinners
The fight continues on the outside, with security flooding the ramp to pull the four apart. Mac Flasher comes out to help, and that just brings Folz into the fight. Security is desperately trying to pull them apart, and the last thing we see is Mama Juana standing in the middle of the ring, with that strange look on her face again, she slowly raises her hand and snaps her finger, and we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out MidWeek Mayhem: MADNESS 15 , March 27th, Live! from Georgetown, Washington DC. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! March 6th Live! From Ypsilanti, Michigan
OOWF End of Days 12 (#093) Live! From Casper, Wyoming February 24, 2019
FIREWOMAN vs. ALEXIS DARLING
The two long-time rivals are announced and make their way to the ring. Fire nearly gets booed out of the building, while Lexie gets a nice reaction from the crowd, which makes Fire roll her eyes. The two meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands, the referee calls for the bell and we are underway!
They circle and lock up, Fire grabs a side headlock and takes Lexie to the mat, Lexie quickly reverses that to a head scissors. Fire pops free from that, but instead of grabbing another headlock, Fire nails her with a knee to the face! Lexie falls back to the mat and Fire covers, but only gets a two count.
Fire pulls Lexie to her feet and sends her to the ropes, on the rebound Fire elevates her and as Lexie falls, Fire hits a Cesaro uppercut. Fire covers again, but once again Lexie kicks out at two. Fire pulls her up and lifts her for a suplex, but Lexie slips free and lands behind Fire. She runs her to the ropes, then rolls her up, Lexie bridges for a two count, but Fire nails her with a shot to the ribs to break the pin.
Lexie is up first, as Fire stands, Lexie pops her with a superkick to the jaw that sends her staggering back to the corner. Lexie charges in and connects with an elbow to the jaw. As Fire staggers out, Lexie grabs her and drives her down across her knee ribs first. Fire writhes in agony on the mat, Lexie bounces off the middle rope and repeatedly drops a knee across Fire’s ribs, then traps her in a crossface! Fire struggles to escape the move, but has no luck. She finally gets close enough to the ropes to grabs the bottom rope and force the break.
Lexie gets to her feet and pulls Fire up. She lands a stiff kick to Fire’s ribs that drops Fire back to her knees. Lexie than lands a stiff kick to the side of Fire’s head. Fire’s eyes roll back in her head, she might be out! Lexie grabs her and lifts her for a powerbomb, then drives her down onto her knees! Fire’s always injured ribs slam into Lexie’s knees and she gasps and grabs her ribs in agony. Lexie covers, but somehow Fire kicks out at two.
Lexie pulls Fire into a sitting abdominal stretch and tries for a submission. Lexie repeatedly nails Fire in the ribs with elbow shots, but Fire refuses to give up. Lexie finally breaks the hold, slams Fire’s head to the mat and drops a leg across her chest. Lexie covers again, but Fire kicks out at two. Alexis grabs Fire and deadlifts her off the mat into a suplex, then sets her down on the apron. Alexis quickly hits the opposite ropes and hits Fire with a body check that sends Fire sailing off the apron, crashing into the guardrail hard. Fire falls to the floor, and Lexie is quickly out of the ring. She pulls Fire up and whips her into the guardrail, Lexie charges in and tries a boot to the face, but Fire moves and Lexie ends up straddling the guardrail. Fire grabs her by the head and DRIVES her down to the floor with a Scorpion death drop. Fire falls to her knees grabbing her ribs, and she looks pissed!
Fire pulls Alexis up and throws her back into the ring. Fire drags Alexis to the middle of the ring and grabs her legs and traps her in a figure four. Lexie howls in pain and tries to turn it, but Fire fights it and keeps Lexie in agony. Lexie looks like she is about to tap, but she snarls at Fire and turns and manages to get the tips of her fingers on the bottom rope forcing the break. Fire waits until five before she breaks, then releases the hold, but grabs Lexie’s leg and drops a knee across the inside of her knee. Fire drags Lexie to the ropes and drapes her leg across the bottom rope and leaps in the air to drop her weight on Lexie’s knee, but Lexie moves out of the way and Fire slams to the mat. Lexie reaches up and traps Fire in a tazzmission, but Fire is right at the ropes. She grabs the middle rope and pulls them both out of the ring, falling hard to the floor.
Outside the ring, they both struggle to their feet and start throwing haymakers. Fire gets the better of the exchange and whips Lexie into the stairs. She slams knee first into the stairs, the same knee that Fire had been working on. Lexie flips over the stairs and lands hard on the floor. Fire pulls her up and lifts her in the air and hits a Ric Flair shin buster before throwing Lexie back into the ring.
Fire grabs Lexie by the legs and gets her in the sharpshooter! Lexie howls in pain, and is NOWHERE near the ropes! Fire leans back, trying for the submission, but Lexie refuses to tap. She works back and grabs Fire’s foot and starts to pull it back, Fire fights it, but he balance is thrown off and she falls forward. Lexie gets her feet under her and she’s reversed the sharpshooter! Fire howls in pain, Lexie quickly breaks the hold and turns it into a Liontamer! She bends Fire back, dropping her knee right on Fire’s ribs! Fire looks like she is about to tap out, the referee is right there, the crowd is anticipating it, she raises her hand, then lunges forward and grabs the bottom rope to force the break, and the crowd boos like hell.
Lexie grabs Fire and pulls her up, Fire stuns her with another European uppercut, then kicks Lexie in the gut and hits a piledriver! Lexie is OUT! Fire heads to the corner and calls for the BEST FIRESAULT EVER. She gets to the top rope and leaps, and Lexie moves! Fire crashes to the mat and bounces to her feet, grabbing her ribs in agony, Lexie grabs her and rolls her into a small package, one, two, THREE! WINNER in 27:17 – Alexis Darling
SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW – Texas Bullrope Match
Shizuru and John stay in their corners warming up for the mere moment and neither men breaks eye contact. Finally, the two leave their corners and circle the ring before meeting Hale in the middle of the ring who ties them together with the rope. They begin to circle each other again, John utilizing that boxing footwork while his opponent side steps to keep the distance equal until the two meet in the center applying for a simple collar and elbow tie up. It ends with a stalemate, neither men moves back and forth so they break off and create more equal distance still keeping the eye contact, as far as the rope stretches.
The audience is loving every bit of their stare down and neither competitor is showing any signs of weakness. The two, once again, retreat into a pace around before executing the same lockup sequence again. Shizuru applies the Side Headlock putting pressure down on his opponent’s head and Law backs up into the ropes using the rebound to try and push him off but Shizuru uses the rope to pull him back and kneels onto his right knee keeping the hold more tighter. John instead slips behind him with the right arm for the Hammerlock submission and Shizuru slaps his shoulders a few times. He then falls down to his right knee again landing a beautiful Snapmare Takedown then tries for a Roundhouse Kick into the spine until Law leans his body back letting the kick miss and kips up on his feet next to Shizuru, yanking the rope tightly and dragging his opponent across the mat.
Fans at ringside are leaning forward to this sequential showmanship between these two. John asks Shizuru for a test of strength feeling confident and he agrees. It takes a moment for them to lock hands with each other but they do and try to impose their will upon another. John placed his right leg behind Shizuru’s ankle before pushing him down to the mat bending him backwards in a bridge for his shoulders to be pinned down. ONE . . He lifts his right arm up preventing the pin attempt but John shoves right arm down again reinstating the pin. ONE . . Shizuru lifts his left shoulder off the mat preventing the pin attempt yet again. John’s face makes an annoyed expression so he hops his body on top of his opponent’s trying to push him down for the pin but Shizuru instead puts his feet to kick him off. Their hands are still interlocked which makes Shizuru kip up from off the mat to his knees to Monkey Flip him over forcing John away from him. The moment Law stands up and turns around, Shizuru screams in Japanese, catching him off guard and using the rope to drag him down, darting quickly around him to loop the rope around his neck, before forcing him down to the mat.
John reaches up, grabbing the rope and flipping his opponent over him. The two slowly climb to their feet Law gets back up and yanks him, walks over to slap him in the face causing the audience to groan in awe then tells him to do the same again. This results in Shizuru returning the slap that makes John step back a bit and the two go forehead to forehead mouthing off to each other. Out of nowhere, they suddenly start trading blows back and forth. Law firing Elbow Shots and Shizuru firing Forearm Blows into each other’s skull with neither man giving up! Due to Shizuru getting the better of Law all the way to the ropes, he leans him against it then tosses him towards the opposing one, bracing himself, he holds onto the rope and pulls as hard as he can, whipping him into the corner than tugging him back out. Upon the return, Law Shoulder Barges him down onto his back then runs off to the ropes at his side; Coming back, Shizuru turns over onto his chest letting Law hop over. He returns into Shizuru who leapfrogs over his body and upon the final return, a strong Dropkick plants John down on the canvas long enough for Shizuru to help him up then toss him into the corner. Law’ back slams against the turnbuckles to the point he’s unable to move and income Shizuru chasing towards him for the Corner Clothesline which makes him walk out into the center of the ring before being put on his back again from the Snap Suplex!
He doesn’t go for the pin attempt but instead yanks him back up to his feet. A couple of Forearm Blows render Law useless long enough for Shizuru to try a Suplex attempt but John falls down on his feet behind him. When Shizuru turns around, a powerful Spinning Back Kick into his ribs forces him to be bent over. A Soccer Kick into the right shoulder blade stands him up than Law finished the combination with an Exploder Suplex tossing Shizuru over him with his body landing on the canvas that he rolls to the side clutching his abdomen briefly. Tugging on the rope, he pull them both to their feet. John climbs the robes and takes him down with a Shining Wizard and hooks the leg for the pin! ONE . . TW–
No! He kicks out and John gets back on his feet to continue the offense. He slowly helps Shizuru up again then throws him into the corner allowing his back to eat the turnbuckles. Wasting no time, John charges into Shizuru delivering his own Corner Clothesline allowing him to sit down until he runs to the turnbuckles behind him, rebounds and charges into his opponent. Out of nowhere, Shizuru pops up and kicks Law away back into the center of the ring and as he recollects himself, he flips over from the Running Hurricanrana from Shizuru planting him down on his ass again!
Everyone watches intently as John gets up to his feet from the momentum of the roll. He turns around into an Enzuigiri Kick clapping Law in the temple which makes him stagger back and forth. Shizuru then comes behind him for the Back Suplex planting him down on his back again but as he gets back up, he runs to the ropes and rebounds to leap on the middle rope and complete the Lionsault slamming his body weight on top of his ribs, tangling himself in the rope, before secure the pin attempt!
ONE . . TW– Law kicks right out of the pin attempt again. Shizuru decides to try something and new and that’s take the legs of John before applying the Boston Crab in the center. With the added weight on his back, John starts screaming and telling the referee not to call it. He’s holding onto his head and starts dragging their weight down to the ropes trying to grab onto it which he does eventually causing a rope break. John keeps himself steady on the apron before having to meet Shizuru who is before him dragging him back up to his feet. Shizuru tries for a Suplex but Law stops himself and catches him with a Gamengiri Kick to the temple. He drags them thru th ering ropes. The worse happens when he shocks the fans at ringside with a Piledriver on the apron!
John rolls him back into the ring and then crawls over going for the pin but instead wants payback. He takes Shizuru by the legs and applies the Sharpshooter in the center of the ring. With the added weight now on Shizuru’s back, it makes things difficult as he’s trying not to tap out, John flicks the rope and loops it around the other mans neck. Shizuru starts dragging their weight near to the ropes and then John transitions from the Sharpshooter straight into the Muta Lock making it even harder for his opponent to move yet Shizuru’s undying spirit still makes him go to the ropes. Just in the nick of time, he grabs the bottom rope and forces the rope break causing John to let go.
While Shizuru crawls into the center, the moment he stands on his knees, John starts delivering back-to-back Roundhouse Kicks into the chest. Each kick makes the crowd chant ‘SI’ until from the last kick, he steps back going for the Tornado Kick but Shizuru ducks under it and catches him with a Jumping Swing DDT spiking him right on top of his head! Law rolls forward and gets up only to be taken down multiple times from Shizuru hitting Running Clotheslines for each time he stands up. He backs Law all the way to the ropes and then makes him fly to the opposing ones and upon the rebound, a Rolling Koppu Kick knocks Law to the ropes but Shiz yanks him backward.
Law kicks out of the pin attempt and Law gets up on his feet again and grabs Shizuru by a handful of hair before helping him back up to his feet. Two Elbow Shots followed by a Spinning Back Kick into the ribs forces him to be bent over again. An Axe Kick to the back of his head leaves him standing upright until the Tornado Kick into the skull makes him fall all the way onto his knees against the ropes long enough for him to run to the ropes behind him, rebound and then deliver a running Bicycle Knee Strike into the head of Shizuru making him fall down onto the mat!
John is in the opposing corner away from Shizuru, as far as the rope will separate them, looking to put this all to an end. He charges across the ring the moment he sees him standing up and a beautiful Yakuza Kick nearly tears half of his face off. Watching him crumble down onto his back gave John the power to climb up all the way to the top rope then shoot his body backwards in the air for the diving Phoenix Splash landing down on top of him before he hooked the leg up!
ONE . . TWO . . THREE WINNER in 24:44 – John Law
MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
“I Get Wet” plays out Mac Flasher, who jogs to the ring and bounces a few times off the ropes to get loose before “Glory” interrupts and brings out OOWF Onlslaught champion Sebastian Davis, who motions to his eyes and then to Mac’s eyes as he strides to the ring. Although Mac is staying in his corner, Sebastian insists that “Junior” Hale hold Mac back before he enters through the ropes. Once in, Sebastian walks right up to Mac and holds his title over the two as they engage in a staredown with neither man flinching, or blinking for that matter. Sebastian steps away and hands the title to Hale, who holds it high before asking that the two shake hands. Mac extends his hand, prompting a passive shake from Sebastian before Hale signals for the bell.
Mac is the first to land any sort of blow, reaching out and stunning Sebastian with a forearm smash to the jaw. That get 1 as the opportunistic pin attempt only serves to irritate Sebastian, who pulls Mac in with a short-armed clothesline and delivers a series of stomps to Mac, getting one a bit too low in the process.
Sebastian Davis has been issued his first warning.
Sebastian is apoplectic toward Hale and his ruling, citing that Mac possibly oversold the location of the stomp. This allows Mac a chance to pop up and schoolboy Sebastian for 1. Mac leans away from Sebastian’s rebound attack and the two stand off with Mac grinning and Sebastian a bit miffed. Mac points to his eyes and says something that the cameras don’t clearly pick up, prompting Sebastian to charge a side-stepping Mac, who drops Sebastian with a toe hold and then floats over into a single-leg crab. Sebastian is able to free himself before Mac can secure the second leg as Mac is mule kicked into the corner. Mac turns around and eats a running clothesline with a few shoulders to the torso for good measure. Sebastian props Mac on the top rope and sends an uppercut his way. With Mac seeing stars, Sebastian delivers a springboard dropkick from the adjacent ropes, sending Mac onto the floor in a heap.
Sebastian mocks Mac’s supporters while the Pennsylvanian tries to collect himself on the outside. Once back in, Sebastian tries to hit him with a German suplex, only for Mac to drop down and put Sebastian into a Peterson Roll that gets 1. Mac continues to grapple with Sebastian as neither gets too far ahead, though Mac’s successes are applauded more than Sebastian’s.
Russ: “If this were an amateur bout, I’d have Mac ahead on points. But I’d say that Sebastian has the edge on riding time.” Razz: “If this were amateur, Mac loses 10 seconds in after that forearm shiver.” Russ: “Point taken.”
Mac is able to muscle Sebastian into a half-nelson pinning combination that gets 1.5. After Sebastian gets up, he drills Mac with a running knee. Scoring 2 on a quick pinning try. Sebastian helps Mac to his feet, only to slam him twice and drop a series of elbows after the second slam. Sebastian tries to pin, but Mac already has his leg hanging off the bottom rope.
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break.
This doesn’t deter Sebastian, who drags Mac to the middle before standing him up. A Spring Break Plunge is blocked with Mac getting 2 from an inside cradle. Mac sweeps the leg as Sebastian pops up, grabbing Sebastian’s ankle and trying to secure a heel hook before the champ reaches for the ropes.
Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.
Mac keeps on the aggression, pulling Sebastian back inside and dropping an elbow on the inside of his knee. After a quick crank of the leg doesn’t draw a submission, Mac releases and allows Sebastian to stand up, only to charge the affected leg and send the Texas head over heels onto the mat. Back to the single leg crab goes Mac, who pulls back as hard as he can before Sebastian is able to shoo Mac away with the good leg. Sebastian stands, and limps his way back from Mac, telling Hale to keep Mac off of him. Hale doesn’t oblige. Mac pulls Sebastian for a belly-to-belly suplex that gets 1. Mac sees Sebastian trying to catch his air and charges in, only to get caught and stun-gunned across the top. That allows Sebastian to get blood flow back to his leg. With Mac gasping for air but standing, Sebastian runs in to hit a lung blower that gets 2. After that, Sebastian connects on a middle-rope knee drop. That also gets 2. Sebastian stands the dazed Mac up and connects on High Tide, getting 2.5.
A confident smirk creeps across Sebastian’s face. Sebastian pulls Mac up, only to get sent through the ropes. As Sebastian stands up on the apron, a flying forearm sends him crashing onto the floor. Just as Mac went to follow, announcer Mike Elevenbee updated fans that a minute remained in the time limit. That changes Mac’s plan slightly as the dazed Sebastian is quickly escorted back to the ring and the recipient of a standing lariat that gets 2. Mac calls for the Flash Drive, getting Sebastian up, but the champ shifts his weight down and pulls Mac into a small package that gets 2. Mac shifts the balance of the hold to get 2 on his own. The two exchange near-falls until Sebastian gets 3 with the help of Mac’s jeans … A second after Elevenbee’s countdown hit 0.
Ladies and gentlemen, the result of this match is a time-limit draw.
Both men lay on the mat, though Sebastian is now dealing with the reality that he was not the victor. He then realizes that he’s still Onslaught champion as he taunts the fans while taking the title from Hale. Mac sits up and nods in respect toward Sebastian, who does not return the favor as he celebrates the retention as if he had just won the OOWF World Title.
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The bell rings and it appears as if it’s going to be Bridget and Justin who are going to start things off in the match as Bill and Kylie take their places outside the apron from their respective corners. Justin and Bridget lock up in the middle of the ring as a battle of control ensues. A technical battle takes place as Bridget grapples Justin from behind but Justin reverses it and pops around Bridget and attempts to take her down into the mat, but Bridget reverses it and flips Justin over with a side takedown into the mat. Justin is quick to get back to his feet as he rushes at Bridget, but Bridget takes him down to the mat again, this time with a forward somersault cutter. Bridget covers Justin.
ONE . . TWO.”
Justin is back to his feet and him and Bridget lock up once more. Once again, a technical display of wrestling is initiated as Justin once again falls behind Bridget. Bridget tries another takedown, but Justin locks himself in place before he plants Bridget with a clothesline from behind. Bridget gets back to her feet again but doesn’t stay there long before Justin switches gears and grapples Bridget from the front before jumping up and hitting a double knee strike which takes Bridget down into the mat. Justin reaches down and starts to pimp slap Bridget which Kylie doesn’t take too kind to as she tries to get in the ring but the referee stops her. This allows Bill Jones to take advantage as he lands a cheap shot right punch into the side of Bridget’s face as Justin holds her in place before taking her down into the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Justin covers Bridget.
ONE . . TWO . . KICKOUT!!!
Justin tags in Bill as they grab a hold of Bridget and take her down with a double suplex in the ring. Justin leaves the ring as Bill takes over and Bill lifts up Bridget and sends her crashing into the mat with a northern lights suplex. Bill bounces off the ropes before delivering a dropkick to the side of Bridget. Bill moves to cover Bridget.
ONE . . TWO . . KICKOUT!!!
Bill continues to hammer away at Bridget before launching her into the corner turnbuckle. Bill rushes towards Bridget before delivering a handspring elbow into the corner, connecting with Bridget. Bill then grabs Bridget and attempts a bulldog, but Bridget surprises her and tosses her forward. Bill gets back to her feet before turning around before Bridget grabs her and hits a snap DDT into the canvas. Bill is able to get to a knee, but Bridget charges from the corner and connects with a shining wizard taking Bill down and building momentum for herself. Bridget then proceeds to hit a standing moonsault on Bill and follows that up by pinning her in the middle of the ring.
ONE . . TWO . . KICKOUT!!!
Kylie is pounding her foot ready for the tag in and gets it as Bridget tags her in. Kylie hits the ring and immediately goes after Bill as she picks him up and Irish whips him into the ropes before planting him stiffly with a spinebuster and roars in the middle of the ring. Kylie reaches down and grabs Bill again and grabs a hold of him as she plants him with a side Russian legsweep. Kylie bounces off the ropes before planting Bill with a running senton spash. Kylie goes for the cover.
ONE . . TWO . . THR–KICKOUT!!!
Kylie approaches Bill slowly as Bill is slowly getting to his feet. Kylie turns her around and grabs Bill but Bill thinks on his feet as she snaps back and delivers a stiff bitch slap to the face of Kylie, catching her off guard. Bill grabs Kylie and reels her into the canvas with an inverted atomic drop. Bill grabs Kylie and sends her into the turnbuckle before he mounts her and delivers some hard rights into the face of Kylie. Bill then grabs Kylie and hits a tornado DDT straight into the mat. Bill looks to cover Kylie by hooking the leg. ONE . . TWO . . THR–KICKOUT!!!
Bill is able to get the tag into Justin as the two grab a hold of Kylie and ram her first into the ring post. Bill rolls out of the ring as Kylie stumbles backwards and Justin is able to connect with a german suplex. Justin grabs a hold of Kylie and runs inward towards the ring, he slams Kylie into the mat with a running powerslam. Justin instantly goes for the cover on Kylie. ONE .er . TWO . . THR–KICKOUT!!!
Bridget with the save!
A brawl began as Bridget and Bill start swinging at each other and letting lefts and rights fly at each other. Bridget ricochets off the ropes and spears Bill outside of the ring as they both hit the ground on the outside. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Justin is looking to take advantage of the downed Kylie as he reaches down and lifts her over his shoulders as he looks to finish off Kylie . Kylie is able to nudge herself off the shoulders of Justin and slip behind him as she quickly rolls up Justin into a small package pin.
ONE . . TWO . . THRE–KICKOUT!!!
Kylie kicks Justin in the midsection and lifts him up and charges towards the corner turnbuckle as she’s able to send Justin crashing with a turnbuckle powerbomb. Bridget is back up on the other side of the apron as she’s holding out her hand for the tag. Bill is also on the apron and he gets the blind tag by slapping the back of Justin’s back but Kylie doesn’t see it as she is dragging him towards the corner and tags in Bridget. As Bridget gets in, Kylie is able to hit a flapjack with Bridget hitting the a DDT on Justin. Bridget goes for the cover, but Bill stops it and hits Bridget with an elbow to the head, catching Bridget off guard. Bill hits a missile dropkick, blindsiding Kylie as she flies to the ground. Bill covers Bridget and hooks the leg.
ONE . . TWO . . THRE–KICKOUT!!!
Bill can’t believe it as he slaps the mat in frustration. He shakes his head as Bridget slowly gets back to her feet. Bridget turns around but catches Bill off guard with a quickround house kic, knocking out Bill in the middle of the ring. Bridget rolls over and covers Bill.
TWO . . THRE–KICKOUT!!!
Now it’s Bridget who can’t believe it as she starts to show some frustration of her own in the ring. She slowly gets to her feet and waits for Bill to get to back to his feet. Meanwhile, she turns to the side and springboards off the ropes and connects with Justin with a scissor kick, catching Justin off guard. But by taking the time to do so, Bill takes advantage and grabs Bridget from behind lifting her up as he attempts the WildBill but Kylie rushes in and blasts Bill in the back of the head with an elbow which allows Bridget to drop back down to her feet. Bridget bounces off the ropes before planting Bill with the with another DDT taking Bill down into the canvas. Bridget drops down and hooks both legs of Bill.
ONE . . TWO . . THREE!!! WINNERS in 15:09 and STILL OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O’Malley
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Things started off with a simple lockup, at least for just a slight moment before Zed gained control at the start by pinning Cambridge’ arm behind her back. At least Zed thought he gained control but Cambridge had something to say about that. No words needed, she just threw her arm back, connecting with multiple elbows to Zed’s face before spinning around and planting her foot in his gut. Locking onto his arm, she went to whip him to the ropes but Zed reversed! Before Zed could release her and send her on her way, Cambridge reversed it and then pulled him straight into another kick to the stomach. Jumping straight into the air, she locked an arm around his head and as she fell back to the mat, she pulled him down head first with a jumping DDT! Zed’s head bounced off the mat and he popped back to his feet fluidly. Cambridge was up in no time, quickly moving in to strike with a swift elbow to the chest before he even knew what hit him. Locking onto his arm once more, she went to throw him to the ropes but Zed reversed it again, this time whipping her to the ropes. As she came back on the return, he leaped as high as he could into the air as she went underneath continuing towards the opposite ropes. Coming back a second time, Cambridge went underneath Zed again as he leap frogged her. Hitting the ropes and coming back a third time, Cambridge ran straight into a drop kick that knocked her backwards. Stumbling into the ropes, she bounced forward and as soon as Zed stood back to his feet, he took her down face first to the mat with a drop-toe hold.
Things weren’t look too good for Beverly lying on the mat. They began to look even worse when Zed went on a relentless assault from above with stomps and kicks to her limbs. Pulling her up from the mat, he delivered back to back knees to her side before transitioning his attack to palm strikes. Spinning in place, he kicked his foot high into the air, connecting with a roundhouse kick that sent her falling backwards into the nearby corner. Rushing towards the corner, he leaped through the air at Cambridge. She was quick on her feet though. Rolling out of the way, she left nothing but an empty corner for Zed to crash into. He bounced off the corner, stumbling backwards and into a half nelson from Cambridge which she quickly turned into a backbreaker. Popping back to her feet, Cambridge stomped down onto Zed’s face before hopping over his body and running towards the ropes. Upon her return, she jumped through the air, coming down with a knee drop to his chest. She fluidly rolled forward up to her feet. Turning around in place, she then drew her leg back and kicked Zed directly in the ribs with a soccer kick. Rushing over to the nearby corner, she shot straight up to the top. With her back facing the inside of the ring, she looked over the crowd for just a short moment before leaping into the air, flipping backwards, and landing across Zed with a moonsault! Hooking his leg, she had him shoulders to the mat as the official slid in beside them with the count. ONE . . TW– Kicking out just before the two count, Zed was still in it. Although he probably wished he wasn’t after when Cambridge began laying multiple forearm shots to his face. Beverly wasn’t holding back either. She knew what was in store for the winner of tonight’s match. Standing to her feet, she stomped down onto Zed’s shoulder a few times before stomping down one last time onto his face. Pulling him up from the mat, she lifted him onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry. Backing up to the center of the ring, she then dropped him to the canvas with a Death Valley Drop! Looking over beside her, she knew there was still work to be done seeing that Zed was still showing signs of life and slowly beginning to push himself up. Standing first, she grabbed him by the head, pulling him up to his knees and holding his head in place before she began ramming rapids knees into his face. Pulling him to his feet, she then whipped him to the ropes and as he came back into her arms, she lifted him into the air and over her back before hitting him with a tilt-a-whirl argentine backbreaker. He was in a lot of pain, but he wasn’t out of it, not just quite yet at least. She rose to her feet, slowly circling Zed on the mat as he slowly began climbing to his feet. Once he was standing, she rushed in, connecting with her Hand of God (Superman punch). Zeding began stumbling backwards to the ropes off balance. As he bounced off, Cambridge moved in, ducking down and placing her head between his legs. Wrapping his legs up, she lifted him into the air. Zed’s upper body was hanging over her back as she held onto his legs. Swinging his body around to put his head at her side, she locked an arm around it before dropping to one knee and connecting with her Cure For Insomnia (reverse neckbreaker). He was out of it now, showing no signs of life at all. Cambridge leaned her back over his body, hooking a single leg as the official raced over with the count, but Zed pops up a shoulder. Beverly is stunned! Using her momentary distraction, he pushes up and is able to roll her up! Beverly fights it but.. ONE . . TWO . . THREE!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! WINNER in 21:12 and STILL OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION - Zed
MATT FOLZ vs. MAMA JUANA – OOWF Invitational Finals – Winner Becomes OOWF World Heavyweight Champion
Mama Juana is out first. She had a look of pure determination on her face.
Russ: Mama Juana has had an amazing run in the OOWF invitational, beating some OOWF greats to get here, but she has to be considered even more of an underdog here tonight Razz: It’s one thing to compete for a title. It’s still another to compete for the WORLD title, and it is still a whole nother thing when it is your first shot at the world title. On pay per view. The pressure is absolutely on Mama Juana
Folz music plays and he comes out from the back, slowly. He eyes Mama Juana as he makes his way to the ring.
Russ: On the other hand, Folz has been here before, numerous times. Razz: The only pressure on Folz is to not suffer the upset.
The bell rings and the two circle and lock up. Folz takes MJ to the mat with an arm drag and locks in an arm bar, MJ fights right to her feet and leaps up and takes Folz to the mat, right into a Fujiwara arm bar! Folz quickly maneuvers around and grabs the rope to force the break.
Folz gets back to his feet and they lock up again. Folz goes to the eyes and sends MJ to the ropes, on the rebound he ducks and she leaps over him, Folz tries a clothesline, but MJ ducks. On the next rebound Folz falls to the mat, MJ steps over him and springs off the middle rope and lands a perfect Lionsault to Matt’s back! She rolls Folz over and covers, but Matt kicks out at two. Folz bails out of the ring under the bottom rope for a breather, but his feet barely touch the floor before MJ flies over the top rope and crashes into him, sending him back first into the Venezuelan announce table.
MJ pulls Folz to his feet and hooks him, then lifts him for a suplex, and drops him stomach first across the Venezuelan announce table. It doesn’t break, so MJ hops onto the apron and hits a moonsault on Folz that sends him through the table! The crowd gives a nice “HOLY SHIT” chant for that one. MJ grabs Folz and pulls him out of the wreckage of the table and shoots him into the ring. Folz gets to his knees and tries to beg off, but MJ lands a kick to his face that puts him flat on his back. MJ covers, hooking the leg, but Folz kicks out at two.
MJ pulls Folz to his feet and sends him into the corner, she charges in and Folz backflips her onto the apron. Before she can do anything, Folz slips out of the ring on the other side of the corner, grabs her by the braids and pulls them back, slamming the back of her head into the ringpost. MJ falls to the floor and Matt stands there looking proud of himself, which causes the crowd to boo the ever loving shit out of him. Folz hops off the apron and grabs MJ and slams her ankle into the stairs. Folz slides into the ring to break the count, then slips right back out. He leans MJ’s foot on the guardrail and repeatedly stomps it, then drops several knees across it. Folz pulls MJ to her feet and takes a few steps away, then charges and hits a low drop kick to her ankle. MJ falls to the floor and grabs her ankle, howling in pain.
Razz: Folz might have just broke her ankle! Russ: Folz is a student of the game, once he gets that ankle damaged……..it’s usually the beginning of the end for his opponent, especially one who relies on their speed like MJ
Folz slowly stalks MJ, she backs against the ropes, Folz grabs her by the ankle but she holds on to the top rope. As Folz lifts her in the air to break her grip, MJ slips free, and snaps Folz between the ropes to the floor with a hurracarana! MJ slowly gets to her feet and is limping badly. Folz slides back into the ring and charges at MJ, she catches him with a high knee to the face that sends him back a few steps, then connects with a codebreaker! Folz’s head snaps back and he hits the mat, MJ covers again, but Matt kicks out at two.
MJ heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, but it is slow going. Folz gets to his feet and heads to the corner to catch her. Folz climbs up and tries to superplex Folz, but MJ leaps up and hits a reverse top rope Frankensteiner! The crowd goes NUTS! Folz is down! MJ is down, she landed hard on her ankle and is writhing in pain. The referee starts the ten count and the crowd counts along.
With both wrestlers on the mat, the crowd starts to boo. The camera pans over and we see a drunken Jack Bullet staggering down the steps. Inside the ring, Mama Juana struggles to her feet and stands against the ropes. Folz gets to one knee as Bullet falls over the railing. Before security can get to the ring, Bullet is on the apron yelling at MJ “ARE YOU REAL? ARE YOU REAL?” Bullet looks out to the crowd and yells “CAN YOU SEE HER?” With MJ distracted, Folz lands a dropkick to the back of her head that sends her crashing into Bullet, Bullet flies off the apron and is immediately cuffed by local Casper police. MJ staggers backward, Folz hits the ANGLE SLAM, then immediately locks on the ANKLE LOCK! MJ screams in pain and tries to fight it, but Folz falls to the mat and traps her in the body scissors. As Bullet is lead up the ramp, he turns and looks at MJ, she looks him dead in the eyes and TAPS OUT! WINNER in 20:47 and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – Matt Folz!
The referee hands Folz the title and he drops to his knees. Moose and Fire hit the ring and congratulate Folz. They raise his arms in victory and the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of them. While they are celebrating, MJ slides out of the ring and heads up the ramp with the help of the referee, and she does NOT look happy.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Final Match
Russ: Folks, next up, and I never thought I would say this, we have the final match between Moosehead Jack and Alexander Darling Razz: Yeah, and we mean last match. The contract those two signed means this is it. If they were to be in a tournament – say the invitational – and they met up? They would both forfeit the match. No singles matches, no tag team matches, hell, I don’t even think they can be in battle royals together. This is, literally, the last time the OOWF will sanction any kind of match between them, whatsoever! Russ: For over ten years we have sat here and watched these two men do their damndest to destroy one another. I’ve seen more blood and broken bones and pain in their matches through the years than many emergency rooms see in a month. The history is long and storied, and it’s hard to imagine that this kind of hatred was all sparked on July 9, 2008 when Moose upset Alex for the intercontinental title. Razz: We’ve seen their matches when they just assumed, if they lived through their current match, there would always be another to exact whatever revenge. I cannot even imagine what they will do to one another knowing this is it. Russ: There’s only one way to find out. Let’s head to the ring.
“Scarecrow” plays and Moose and Fire come out first. The crowd immediately boos the shit out of them. Moose snarls at the crowd and they slowly makes their way to the ring. Moose rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner while Fire waits outside the ring.
AFI’s “Prelude 12/21” plays, then segues into “Princes of the Universe”. The crowd roars louder as the music builds, then they pop when Alex and Alexis walk out. The Darlings make their way to the ring, keeping their eyes on the Quinns the entire time. Alex steps between the ropes and the crowd blows. Darling heads to the opposite corner and lays across the turnbuckle waiting for the introductions while Lexie takes her spot opposite of Fire.
Mike Elevenbee: Laaaaaaaaaadies and gentlemen, welcome to our main even for the evening. Our final match is one eleven years in the making and will be the final match ever between these two long time enemies. This match is one fall to a finish with no time limit. There must be a winner by pin fall or submission. No count out’s, no disqualifications, one fall, to a finish.
First, from Detroit, Michigan, seconded by his sister Firewoman, standing five foot eleven inches and weighing in at two hundred thirty five pounds, Mooooooooooooooooosehead Jaaaaaaack!
The crowd boos the shit out of Moose, he doesn’t move from the corner.
ME: And his opponent. Hailing from West Palm Beach, Florida, seconded by his sister Alexis, standing six foot, three inches and weighing in at two hundred twenty pounds “The Brat Prince” Aaaaaaaalexander Daaaaaaaaarling.
The referee calls the two men to the middle of the ring. Moose pulls himself up and Alex hops off the turnbuckle and they meet in the middle of the ring. The referee wastes his time telling them he wants a clean match, and moves to check both men, but they both shove him back and go nose to nose. They jaw at one another for a moment and Alex shoves Moose. Moose responds with a headbutt right between Darling’s eyes! Darling drops to one knee and the ref calls for the bell, we are underway!
Darling quickly recovers, wiping the trickle of blood from his forehead. He gets to his feet and he and Moose grab one another by the throat and start throwing haymakers. Alex begins to get the better of the exchange and Moose knees him in the gut. Jack whips Darling into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Alex staggers out of the corner, but doesn’t go down. As Moose follows him, Darling turns around and unleashes a STIFF lariat of his own that drops Moose to the mat. Darling stomps the shit out of Moose, then hits the ropes and tries a knee drop, but Moose moves out of the way. Darling hits the mat as Moose spins to his feet, Jack hits the ropes and connects with a shining wizard to the face. Moose covers, but Darling is out before the referee gets to the mat.
Darling spins to his feet and catches a left hook from Moose that sends him back into the corner. Moose climbs the turnbuckle and starts the ten punches of doom, but Alex shoves Moose over the top rope to the apron. Jack lands on his feet, but Darling grabs him and guillotines him on the top rope sending Moose to the floor.
As Jack gets to one knee, Darling hits a baseball slide that hits Moose right on the side of the head, it sends him to the floor, with the side of his head slamming against the guardrail. Darling slips out of the ring and lifts the guardrail and drops it across Moose’s throat, then grabs his legs and slingshots him throat first into the bottom of the guardrail. Moose writhes in pain on the floor holding his throat and gasping for air. Alex pulls him free and lands a few punches, then takes a few steps back and waits for Moose to get to his feet.
Moose slowly stands up and Alex charges, but Moose was playing a bit of possum, he catches Alex with a release over head belly to belly suplex that sends Darling flying into the crowd. The people scatter and Darling takes out about a dozen chairs before landing hard on the floor. Moose climbs over the guardrail and mounts Darling and lands several stiff shots to the face. Moose pulls Alex to his feet and hooks him for a suplex and just drops him over the guardrail face first onto the floor. Moose hops the guardrail and grabs Alex and shoots him into the ring. Moose follows and covers, but Darling is out at one.
Moose gets to his feet and pulls Alex up and hits a spinning chop to the neck, then grabs him and hits a CHIMERA PLEX! Moose dumps Alex on the back of his head three times and bridges on the final, but Alex kicks out at two! Moose immediately heads to the corner and climbs the ropes. Darling gets to his feet and catches Moose on the top and knocks his leg out, crotching him on the top. Alex climbs to the middle rope and hammers Moose with punches to the face. Moose almost falls off, but Alex grabs him and keeps him on the ropes, then hooks him and hits the DARK DARLING RISING! The crowd roars in anticipation and counts along…….
Moose somehow kicks out at two! Darling pulls a dazed Moose to his feet and spins him, then hits a ripcord clothesline, but keeps hold of Moose’s arm and pulls him into a short clothesline, still holds on and pulls him up into a DARLING DRIVER, but Moose slips free and drops Alex to the mat with a hangman’s neckbreaker! Both men are down on the mat and the referee starts a ten count, but both are up by five. Moose is against the ropes, Alex charges in and catches him with a stiff kick to the face that sends Moose onto the apron. Alex steps onto the apron and tries to pull Moose up, but Jack hits a low blow, then DRIVES Alex onto the apron with a DDT! Darling falls to the floor, Moose gets back onto the apron and runs and hits a flying elbow! Alex is DEAD! Jack pulls Alex to his feet and whips him into the ring post. Alex hits it hard, back first, and nails the back of his head pretty well as well. Moose grabs a chair and swings for Darling’s head, but Alex moves out of the way and Moose warps the chair around the ring post! Darling staggers away to the next post, Moose drops the chair and charges at Alex and tries for a boot to the head, but Alex moves out of the way and Moose ends up crotching himself on the post!
Darling grabs Moose’s legs and he slides into the ring and traps Moose in a ring post figure four! Moose howls in pain, there is no reason for Alex to break this hold! He can keep it on until he snaps Jack’s leg if he wants! Will Moose tap? Moose reaches under the ring and finds a splintered piece of the Venezuelan Announce Table, he JAMS it into Alex’s leg forcing Alex to break the hold. Darling grabs his leg and backs into the ring and stares at the piece of wood sticking out of his leg. Moose recovers and gets to his feet, grabs another chair and slides into the ring. Darling pulls the piece of wood out of his leg and gets to his feet, Moose swings for Darling’s head, Alex ducks and tries to stab Moose in the throat with the piece of wood, but Moose turns at the last second and the wood goes deep into Moose’s upper arm.
Jack howls in pain and drops the chair. He pulls the piece of wood out of his arm and throws it out of the ring, but he is still doubled over in pain. Alex traps Moose against the ropes and repeatedly slams him in the face with his knee, and drops elbows down on the back of his head. The final knee catches Moose right on the nose, immediately breaking it and sending blood everywhere. Moose falls out of the ring to the floor. Alex waits for Moose to get to his feet, still doubled over from the pain in his nose and arm, Darling springs over the top rope and PLANTS Moose on the floor with a DDT!
Russ: THIS COULD BE IT!
Alex rolls Moose into the ring and traps him in the MONEY CLIP! Darling has ended many a career with this move! Moose howls in pain and the referee is right there to see if he wants to quit. Moose refuses to tap. The camera cuts to Fire on the outside, who looks EXTREMELY concerned. Moose claws his way to the ropes and grabs the middle rope, but it does nothing immediately as there are no rope breaks. Moose pulls himself further into the ropes, finally pulling he and Alex both out of the ring to the floor.
Darling is quickly to his feet, he clears off the Iranian announce table and rolls Moose onto the table. Darling quickly gets back into the ring and climbs to the top rope and tries a PHOENIX SPLASH! But Moose MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Darling CRASHES through the Iranian Announce Table and lies motionless. Moose slowly crawls over to Darling and traps him in the JI-ENDO! The referee is right there and asks if Alex wants to quit. Several times, the referee asks and each time Darling yells NO! Every time he does, the crowd pops a little louder. Darling fights unconsciousness to get to his feet with Moose still holding on, Darling falls backward and Moose slams back first into the apron and breaks the hold. Both men are down, and the referee starts a ten count, then stops and shrugs. It doesn’t matter. Pin fall, or submission only.
Fire and Alexis both urge their brothers on. They slowly get to their knees on the floor and trade punches. Surprisingly they are both bleeding after a few shots, and then we see why. Both men have pulled chains from their gear and have them wrapped around their fists. They finally have enough of that and grab one another by the throat and fight back into the ring while trying to squeeze the life out of one another.
Moose manages to come out on top and he has Darling pinned on the mat with both hands around his throat. Moose has a sadistic look in his eyes, and might actually kill him. Lexie looks VERY worried and races around the ring to get a better look at her brother. In a last ditch effort Alex reaches up and gouges Moose’s eyes. Moose breaks the hold and falls to the mat holding his eyes, Darling gasps for air. They both roll out of the ring and their sisters immediately check on them.
From across the ring Darling and Moose glare at one another, then both go under the ring and come out with ladders. They slide them into the ring, then climb in after. Moose and Darling meet in the middle of the ring and once again trade punches hockey style. Darling stops Moose with a kick to the gut, then whips him to the ropes and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER ON THE LADDER on the rebound! Moose howls in pain, but Darling isn’t done yet, he grabs the other ladder and slams it down on Moose pinning him between the two ladders. Darling then grabs a chair and slams it down on the ladder, then heads to the corner and hits a WARRIOR STOMP on the chair, smashing Jack between the ladders! Darling shoves the top ladder aside and covers Moose, who is still on the bottom ladder. Moose somehow rolls his shoulder at two.
Darling takes the top ladder and sets it up and starts to climb with the chair. He gets to the top and tries for an ARABIAN FACEBUSTER, but Moose moves out of the way and Alex lands on the chair, on top of the ladder. Darling grabs the back of his leg and howls in pain, we see his leg has been sliced open by either the chair or the ladder. Moose gets to his feet, slowly, and lands several stiff kicks to the back of Alex’s bleeding leg. Darling falls to the mat holding his leg in pain. Moose picks up the second ladder and sets it up, climbing about halfway up before dropping a leg across Darling’s chest.
Moose pulls Alex up and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, then covers, but Alex kicks out at two. Moose gets to his feet and starts climbing the ladder, but Alex manages to crawl to the ladder and shove it over, sending Moose to straddling the top rope. Alex climbs the second ladder and leaps off, connecting with a clothesline that knocks Moose off the ropes and sends him crashing hard to the floor. The crowd starts a “HOLY SHIT’ chant. Darling slowly gets to his feet and tries to stretch out his leg, he sees Moose standing and tries to dive between the ropes, but Moose has a chair and he SLAMS Alex right in the face! Darling falls to the floor, possibly out cold! Moose grabs something from under the ring, it’s an extension ladder.
Razz: I don’t like the looks of this Russ
Moose sets up the ladders like Generico and Steen (two step ladders with the extension ladder between them, like an A sort of) Jack leaves the ring and grabs Alex and rolls him into the ring, Moose covers, but Darling kicks out at two.
An exhausted Moose gets to his feet and lands several hard kicks to Alex’s chest and face, then hits the ropes and lands the GRONK SPECIAL – a falling forearm to the back of the head – DRIVING Darling into the mat.
Russ: That HAS to be it! I think Alex is unconscious! Razz: Are you sure he’s not dead? Russ: No
Moose lifts Alex, scoops him up and slams him on the extension ladder, then starts to climb one of the ladders. Moose gets close to the top, with much difficulty, just as Alex comes to on the ladder below. Darling crawls to the ladder Moose is climbing and starts climbing himself. The two meet at the top and start trading shots. They slam one another’s heads into the top of the ladder, both damn near falling off. Moose once again goes to the eyes, then pulls Alex up. It looks like Moose is trying to set Darling up for a package piledriver form the top of the ladder!
Russ: THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER! THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER! Razz: SOMEONE STOP HIM! GODDAMIT GET OUT HERE NOW!
Fire and Lexie stand transfixed in their corner, neither seeming to be able to believe what is about to happen. Moose gets Darling and tries to lift him for the piledriver, but Alex slips free. He grabs Moose’s arm, pins it, and hits a HEARTPUNCH! Before Moose can fall, Darling grabs him and hits a GODDAMN DARLING DRIVER OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ONTO THE LADDER BELOW!
Russ: OH MY FUCKING GOD! Razz: MEDICS! MEDICS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! GET OUT HERE!
The two fall off the ladder onto the mat, Moose is flat on his back not moving, Darling is face down just a few inches away. Darling’s eyes barely open and he drags himself just far enough to drape his arm across Moose’s chest, the referee hits the mat
THREE! IT’S OVER! WINNER in 1:14:39 – Alexander Darling
Fire and Lexie are immediately in the ring checking on their brothers, paramedics also flood the ring to check on the two. For a few moments, it is pure chaos. Finally, we see both Moose and Darling waving the medics off. Fire and Lexie help them both to their feet and they stagger toward one another in the middle of the irng
Russ: HAVE THESE TWO NOT HAD ENOUGH?
They come face to face once again, glaring at one another. They both give a small nod, then Moose turns and leaves the ring with Fire. Darling hugs his sister, which drives the crowd into a frenzy. The Darlings climb the two folding ladders and sit perched on the top, the crowd roars and gives them a standing ovation as we fade to black.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: OOWF Invitational Semi-Finals (#903) Live! From Idaho Falls, Idaho February 20, 2019
CLAN QUINN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
“Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon” plays out Clan Quinn, with Moosehead Jack and Firewoman stopped at the top of the ramp by Drunkey and Drunkette. Both Moose and Firewoman try to pass the donkey pair to get to the ring, but both are swift enough to prevent passage, much to the increasing frustration of Moose and Firewoman. Moose then gets to a knee and starts issuing verbal threats to Drunkey while looking him in the eye. Just as Drunkey brays at Moose, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane attack the Quinns from behind. The donkeys part the aisle as Bill beats on Moose and Justin, the same to Firewoman.
Clan Quinn is unceremoniously rolled into the ring as Mel Creech quickly calls for the bell to open the match, giving zero concern to who is legal or if anyone wants to be legal. Eventually Bill backdrops Moose over the top and chases him out, leaving Justin and Firewoman as the default legal combatants. Justin tries to get the advantage with an arm-wringer that Firewoman easily escapes. Justin then grapples Firewoman to the mat, attempting to float over to get her into a grounded side headlock. Firewoman again maneuvers her way out of the predicament and snickers at the flustered Justin. All of this while Bill and Moose brawl around the ring with Bill banging Moose’s head off the announce table. Bill tries to clear off the table, only for Moose to roll into Bill’s knee, crumbling him to the ground.
Moose then rolls into the ring and batters Justin from behind, creating a 2-on-1 attack as both Quinns put the boots to Justin. This doesn’t last long as Bill grabs the ring bell and heads into the ring with bad intentions. Creech manages to cut off Bill’s use of the bell on Firewoman, which gives Moose a chance to take Bill down and instigate a roll-around fight as neither man can stay on top for very long. Finally Moose is able to nudge Bill out of the ring and resume his focus to Justin, but not before Bill gets back into the ring, grabs both Quinns by the head and delivers a pair of noggin-knockers, prompting both Firewoman and Moose to groggily roll out of the ring. Bill helps Justin up before heading toward the apron as Justin climbs the ropes. With eyes on Moose, Bill assists Justin with Banned From Space, crashing both men into the barricade. Firewoman pulls Bill down from the apron on rakes his eyes before sending him face-first into the post.
Russ: “Mel Creech has lost complete control of this match.” Razz: “You’re implying that he was interested in maintaining control, plus given the events of last week, Banned From Everywhere owes the Quinns a receipt.”
Firewoman grabs Justin from the wreckage and tosses him into the ring. She sets him up in the corner and barks taunts at him before slapping him. This enrages Justin enough to slap Firewoman in response. This results in a “You fucked up” chant from OOWF faithful as Firewoman grabs Justin by his beard and tosses him around the ring, while never letting go of his beard. Bill comes to and tries to make the save, but Moose pulls him down and sprays “Trust Me” in his eyes. Bill calmly wipes his face and pulls an eyedropper filled with PCPL. Bill subdues Moose enough to send one drop to each of Moose’s eyes, immediately putting Moose in blinded agony.
Bill rolls into the ring and pulls Firewoman off Justin. The two stare each other down as Justin crawls behind Firewoman. Bill shoves Firewoman back into a cradle attempt by Justin that gets 1. Firewoman pops up and lays into Bill, getting pulled back by Justin, who is immediately discarded. With Moose still writhing on the mats on the outside, Creech finally commands Bill to head to the apron. As Bill is escorted to his corner, Justin grabs the bell and grips it for dear life as Firewoman starts to wrestle it from his hands. Before Creech can turn around Justin lets go and plays dead as Creech looks at the scene and begins to question Firewoman, who doesn’t even argue … Instead choosing to drill Justin with the ring bell. Prompting Creech to call for … Well, I guess that’s still in the ring.
Your winners (disqualification, 12:10), Banned From Everywhere.
Bill rushes in to prevent a further beating, but has his back turned to Moose, who charges in with a chair and plasters the Georgian. Bill falls as Firewoman continues bashing Justin with the bell. While Creech is able to temporarily pull Firewoman away, Moose annihilates Bill with the chair until OOWF Security rushes in to pull the Quinns away. Bill struggles to his feet and picks up Justin, to a raucous applause as both bloodied men slowly make their way to the back.
MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Masato Misawa inspects both Sebastian Davis and Mac Flasher before calling for the bell to open the match. Mac offers a handshake to Sebastian, who quickly slaps the hand away and tries to catch Mac with a right. Mac ducks and picks Sebastian up before dumping him in the corner. Mac allows Sebastian to emerge from the corner unscathed, giving the OOWF Onslaught champion a chance to actually catch Mac with an open right hand. Sebastian stays on the attack with a knee lift and repeated elbow drops to Mac’s neck and back. Mac is able to roll over and catch Sebastian’s attempt at a stomp, flipping him on his back before popping up and returning the favor of repeated elbow drops, getting to 7 before Sebastian rolls out of the way and out of the ring.
Mac urges the crowd to get louder while Sebastian catches his breath and holds his chest. That gives Russ a chance to throw it to a commercial for OOWF After Dark’s newest special: “Bing-Bong’s Big Bang” followed by an ad for an all-new “Cocktails with the Darlings.”
The action returns with Sebastian cranking a chin lock on Mac. A replay shows Mac crashing and burning when his Kennywood’s Open attempt was sidestepped, leaving Mac no choice but to land on the Girl Scouts cookie table. As Samoas and Savannah Smiles scattered across the ringside area, Sebastian delivered a double forearm shot from the apron, pushing Mac’s face into a stack of Thin Mints.
Back in the ring, Mac is able to stand Sebastian up, dragging the action to the ropes where Misawa calls for a break.
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break.
Sebastian breaks, but sends a jab to Mac’s throat for his troubles.
Sebastian Davis has received his first warning.
Misawa gets into Sebastian’s face, allowing Mac to throw a forearm shiver to a semi-distracted Sebastian. Mac suplexes Sebastian, holding to him to do so again. With the crowd applauding, Mac – still hanging on – suplexes Sebastian a third time, getting 2 off the subsequent cover. With Sebastian baking away, while on his backside, Mac pulls him up and tries to hook him into a Flash Drive. Sebastian shifts his weight down and leans between the ropes.
Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.
Mac gives Sebastian enough space to return from the ropes before trying to work him into a Duquesne Incline. Sebastian powers out before lifting and cradling Mac into a cradle slam that gets 2. Sebastian then stomps on Mac’s back a few times before locking him into a Camel Clutch. As Sebastian pulls Mac back, Misawa looks for a submission from Mac, but gets nothing. Mac seemingly starts to fade in Sebastian’s clutches before the Idaho Falls crowd claps some life into Mac, as he snaps to. The red-faced Pennsylvanian is able to slowly pull Sebastian to the ropes, prompting a break.
Mac Flasher has used his second rope break.
Mac, slow to get up, pulls the top rope down as Sebastian charges, sending him crashing to the piles of cookies still scattered across the ringside area. Mac drops down, grabbing a Thin Mint and munching on it as Sebastian slowly gets to his feet. Misawa’s count is at 11 before Mac enjoys a second cookie and pulls Sebastian back into the ring. Mac tries a Clemente Bridge Suplex, getting Sebastian’s shoulders down, but unable to prevent the Texan from hooking his boot on the middle rope.
Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break.
Mac releases Sebastian, only to get tripped up and hooked into a Calf Crusher. With no rope breaks remaining, Mac’s only escape options include submitting or working his way out of the hold. As Mike Elevenbee announces that a minute remains in the match’s time limit, Mac’s instincts to pull Sebastian to the ropes work to his disadvantage as Sebastian pulls him back to the center of the ring. In desperation, Mac reaches back and rakes Sebastian’s eyes.
Mac Flasher has received his first warning.
Mac, now limping, sees Sebastian punching at thin air. Mac quickly pulls Sebastian to an inside cradle as Elevenbee counts down the final 10 seconds. Misawa’s third slap comes just as Elevenbee’s count hits zero. WINNER (pinfall, 14:59), Mac Flasher!
Mac quickly rolls out of the ring as Sebastian kicks the bottom rope in frustration. Sebastian then looks at Misawa, complaining about the eye rake and pulling a fist back. Misawa stays right in Sebastian’s face before cooler heads prevail and Sebastian exits in huff, grabbing his Onslaught Title in the process.
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. JOHN LAW vs. ZED
Law stares daggers into Zed, but its Beverly who attacks first. She takes advantage of Law’s distraction, clobbering him from behind. Zed watches, as the other man takes a beating in the ring. Zed soon enough gets involved, sliding into the ring as Law turns his attention towards Zed. Law feigns a punch, sending Zed scattering out of the ring. Law turns his attention back to Beverly, who is up to her feet after being knocked down! Beverly grabs Law, planting him in the middle of the ring with an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Law flies across the ring, rolling to the outside as he tries to recover quickly. Zed soon tries to attack him, not doing much damage in the process. Beverly sees this, rushing over to that side of the ring as she takes out both men with a suicide dive!
The crowd cannot believe it! All three men lay on the outside of the ring, Beverly getting back up to her feet first. She grabs Law, tossing him into the crowd as she looks to focus on Zed. Zed pleads with Beverly, doing his best to get away from her in a joking manner, Law sees this and begins to seethe. Beverly grabs Zed, planting her open palm in the middle of his chest with a HUGE slap! Zed falls to the floor, as Beverly turns and taunts the other opponent. The momentum quickly shifts though as Law catches Beverly with a Forearm. This stuns Beverly allowing Law to attack with an aggression that hadn’t been shown yet in this match. It works, definitely catching Beverly off guard as Law takes her down with a Suplex. .Law attacks the right arm of Beverly Cambridge, dropping a knee right onto her shoulder. The Former Champ screams out in pain, as Law delivers another brutal Kneedrop to his opponent’s shoulder! As the match goes on, so does the punishment to Beverly’s shoulder and arm. Law focuses in on it, and manages to keep Zed out of the ring too. Zed cannot seem to put any offense together, being attacked at every opportunity he has. Law whips Beverly to the rope, who quickly ducks under Law and connects with a Dropkick. The move sends Law to the outside as Bev quickly follows that up with another Suicide Dive! Zed soon follows this up, attacking from the top rope with a frog splash! Zed takes out Beverly Cambridge, coming down on that right shoulder that Law had been attacking. Beverly lays on the outside, in pain, as Zed focuses back on Law. The two re-enter the ring, as Zed takes advantage of Law’s stunned state. Zed connects with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker, and follows that up with an Ankle Lock! The momentum clearly seems to be on Zed’s side as the match progresses on. Soon enough Zed finds that he’s not alone in the ring, as Beverly Cambridge has made her way back into the ring. Even with one arm, Beverly is a dangerous woman. Zed charges at Beverly, who promptly swats him into the nearby corner! Law gets up to his feet, and clobbers Beverly with a Double Axe Handle from the middle rope! Law laughs, as he thinks that he’s taken back control of this match.
This doesn’t last long as Beverly soon enough begins to fight back. Even with one arm, Beverly is fighting as Zed and Law get back up to their feet. Beverly connects with a Release German Suplex to Zed, connecting with a Flapjack to Law! Beverly is looking to capitalize; locking Law in a one-armed Texas Cloverleaf! The crowd cannot believe it, as Zed ries to connect with a Crossbody from the middle rope! Beverly lets go, grabbing Zed with her one good arm, slamming him down onto Law! Beverly applies an Inverted Figure Four Leglock on Zed, putting Zed into a world of pain! Zed stays in the middle of the ring, unable to get away. Zed eventually is able to connect with several right hands. Each punch getting him closer and closer to escape until he’s finally able to get away! Zed uses the top rope to stand, as Law finally gets to his feet. Law charges Beverly Cambridge, who sends him toppling over the top rope. Law stands on the apron and drags Beverly to the outside with him. Both battle for stability, as Beverly looks to drop Law on the apron. She tries for a Suplex, but Law fights out of it. Law tries for a Suplex of his own, but Zed comes charging in with a Dropkick that sends both of them crashing to the floor!
This crowd is red hot as both crawl back into the ring, while Zed looks on. Beverly Cambridge looks to be in bad shape, having taken a lot of damage from Law and Zed in the last few moments. She tries getting to her feet, but Law clobbers her with a series of Forearm Smashes. Each one worse than the other as Law has a look in his eyes. He’s trying to keep Beverly down, but the she just won’t stay down! Law tries for a Floating Neckbreaker, but Beverly fights out of it. Zed gets involved, connecting with a Superkick as Law connects with the Autodrop! The Brainbuster connects, much to the surprise of everyone! Law tries covering Beverly, but Zed quickly pulls him off of her. The two begin to argue, as Law blasts Zed with a stiff Right Hand! Zed drops to the canvas, the crowd booing Law as he stands tall in this match. Beverly tries getting back up to her feet, but Law is right there. He lifts her up and drops her to the mat with a powerful slam. Beverly is down, as Law looks over at Zed , he’s ready to finish this match right now! Zed is brought up to his feet, but Law quickly drops him as he looks out towards the ramp. The crowd can’t believe it as Shizuru runs out from the back, with a chair in his hand! The referee tries to intercept him but Beverly, stumbles and takes the ref down with him. Shizuru slides into the ring and connects the chair with Law’s head! Law goes down! Shizuru keeps on swinging, as Beverly, clutches her shoulder and rolls away from the ref. Zed watches as Shizuru winds down and tosses the chair out of the ring, than sliding himself under the rope. As the ref climbs back into the ring, Zed, scoops Law up and DDT! Scooping the leg, he pins the almost limp Law as the ref slides into position. WINNER in 23:15 - Zed
Shizuru goes around the ring, kneeling beside Beverly, and helping her up.
SHIZURU vs. MAMA JUANA – OOWF Invitational Semi-Final
As Razz and Russ carried on, the match began at the sound of the bell. Juana darted across the ring, headed straight for Shizuru as he stood in the corner. He wasn’t unaware of her though, no, he saw her coming and he held his position. Leaping into the air, Juana flew at him ,closing in foot by foot until Shizuru rolled to the mat and out of the way. Juana, she landed both feet on the middle ropes of the corner and looked over her shoulder. As Shizuru stood to his feet, she leaped away from the corner, twisting through the air until facing him at the exact moment she wiped him out with a crossbody.
Fast as lightning, she hit him with a left and a right to the face before popping back to her feet. Kicking him in the ribs as he was down, she rolled him over to his back. Hooking her legs with his, she then jumped up, lifting his legs before slamming them back down to the mat with a double leg stomp. With her legs still hooked with Shizuru’s, she leaned over and grabbed his arms, pulling them behind him. She then rolled back to a seated position, pulling Shizuru up and locking him in a Romero stretch.
RAZZ: ”Mama Juana isn’t wasting any time tonight, is she?” RUSS: ”She surely isn’t. At the sound of the bell she erupted from her corner like a bat out of hell.” RAZZ: ”I’m surprised you even noticed to be honest.”
After about a minute of cranking down with that move, Mama Juana eased up before allowing Shizuru to fall forward, smacking his face against the canvas. She stood to her feet and pulled Shizuru up as well, throwing him into the nearby corner. Climbing to the middle ropes while over Shizuru, she began to rain down on him with rapid punches as the crowd counted along with each landing one. “One! … Two! … Three! … Four! … Five! … Six! … Se–“
Before she could land the seventh punch, Shizuru threw both of his arms into the air, blocking her from being able to hit him again. He then pocked onto her head and forced himself away from the corner as he stepped forward, holding Juana up. Dropping down to the mat, he hit her with a sit-out jawbreaker! Her chin bounced off the top of his head as her head and body whipped around to the side. She didn’t go down, but the impact of the move left her a little off balance as she walked away in the opposite direction. Pushing himself up, Shizuru then ran in her direction, running past her before hitting the ropes in front. Coming off the rebound, he leaped forward, ringing her bell with a flying clothesline.
Shizuru managed to land on his feet after connecting with the clothesline. Juana on the other hand, she hit the mat hard but nearly bounced right back up as she raised to her knees. Running to the adjacent ropes, Shizuru hit them harder than before and as he came back, he jumped legs first, wrapping both around her head before pulling it down and driving it into the canvas with a hurricanrana driver. Rolling her over to her stomach, Shizuru then mad the cover as the official raced from across the ring with the count. ONE . . Juana kicked out before the officials hand could slap the mat a second time. Shizuru pushed himself up, circling Juana for a short moment before pulling her up. Locking an arm around her head, he grabbed the side of her waistband before lifting her up and dropping her instantly with a snap suplex. Turning to the ropes again, Shizuru hit them but this time he rolled forward on the mat before coming up to his feet and leaping into the air with a front flip, landing across Juana’s body with a rolling thunder!
He rolled off of her body and up to his feet in a fluid motion before continuing forward to the corner not far away. Climbing up to the top, he turned to face the inside of the ring, standing tall and raising his hands up and down, over and over hyping up the crowd. He then jumped from the corner, flipping forward and as he came down with the 450 splash, he ate nothing but canvas as Juana rolled out of the way at the last split second.
She quickly pushed herself up as Shizuru remained down, feeling the effects from that missed splash from great heights. She hopped over his body and then leaped forward, planting both feet onto the middle rope and springboarding off. Rotating her body in mid air, she landed a leg drop across the back of Shizuru’s head, smashing his face even further into the canvas. Knowing that Shizuru was in some pain from the crash landing followed up with leaving an imprint of his face in the canvas, Juana rolled him over to his back and quickly made the cover. ONE . . TW–
RUSS: ”TW–“ RAZZ: ”And Shizuru gets a shoulder up!” RUSS: ”These two are working so fast I’m over here getting out of breath just watching.” RAZZ: ”I thought I heard you breathing a little heavy over there.” RUSS: ”Shut up Razz! It’s this new headset I got. It picks up every little sound and makes it sound one hundred times louder.” RAZZ: ”Crazy how it didn’t do that just now when you said that.” RUSS: ”I turned down the volume!”
She pulls Shizuru up to his feet before whipping him to the corner as hard as she can. As Shizuru crashes against the corner, Juana is right behind him, charging straight ahead. Dropping down hands first, she plants them into the mat before elevating her legs into the air. She pushes herself up with a handspring, twists her body and connects with an enzuigiri to Shizuru while going over the top rope and landing down onto the apron in the process. Shizuru stumbles away from the corner but still on his feet as Juana pulls herself up to her feet using the rope.
She climbs the corner but Shizuru catches a glimpse in the corner of his eye. Rushing to the ropes, he lunges forward, slamming both arms down onto the top rope and causing her to lose her balance and fall to a seated position on the top of the corner. She doesn’t stay up for long before she tips forward, falling over to the mat in front of the corner. Shizuru grabs ahold of her, pulling her up but out of nowhere, Juana slams him down face first into the middle turnbuckle with a reverse STO.
Shizuru’s arms drape over the middle ropes of the corner as Juana rolls underneath the ropes and to the apron. She drops down to the floor as the official begins his ten count. “One!” Walking over to the corner, she grabs each of Shizuru’s arms that are draped over the middle ropes. “Two!” She then pulls them as hard as she can, pulling his upper body through the ropes and smashing his shoulder against the ring post. “Three!” Rolling back into the ring, she ends the officials ten count. Grabbing his legs, she pulls his entire body back into the ring before rolling him over to his back and making the cover. ONE . . TWO
Shizuru kicks out at the two, causing Juana to rage as she remains on top of him. Swinging down onto his violently, she hits him with lefts and rights to the head and body. She then gets up to her feet and begins kicking him rapidly in the ribs until eventually rolling him out onto the apron. Shizuru drops down to the floor, looking down and not paying attention as Juana rushes to the ropes on the other side of the ring. When she comes back, she slides feet first underneath the bottom rope, wrapping her legs around Shizuru’s head and then taking him down to the floor with a baseball slide headscissors. Again, the official begins his two count. “One! … Two!”
Although Shizuru took the majority of impact from the move, Juana felt some of its effects as well. Side by side, the two slowly pushed themselves up. “Three! … Four!”
She stood first, lunging at Shizuru but getting hit with an elbow shot to the stomach instead. Grabbing her by the head, he pulled her away from the ring before throwing her forward and rolling her into the ringside barricade. “Five! … Six!”
Pulling her up from the floor, Shizuru then dragged her back towards the ring and rolled her into it. He then followed himself, ending the ten count as both wrestlers were now back into the ring. Juana had rolled a few feet away from the ropes. Shizuru slowly approached her. He was cautious, but not cautious enough as Juana had a trick up her sleeve. With him in range, he did a kip up, wrapping her legs around Shizuru’s head unexpectedly and flipping him over to his back with a head scissors.
Shizuru rolled across the ring before stopping in an upright seated position. Juana, she popped up, raced across in his direction and hit him with a running kick to the lower back. The sound of her boot smacking his skin echoed throughout the entire building. She pulled him up from behind but she wasn’t the only one with moves out of nowhere. Shizuru had one of his own as he reached up and pulled her over his shoulder, rolling her to her back with a snapmare. Shizuru followed the move up with two back to back forearm shots to the back of her head.
He stood tall, and then pulled her up as well. Spinning her around, he kicked his in the stomach and then latched onto her arm. Pulling her in, he whipped her across the ring and to the corner. At least that’s what he had planned but he stopped short as John Law ran down to ringside. Keeping his grip on Juana, Shizuru watched the other man. As Law made like to slide into the ring, the official darted over to block his path. As Juana struggled, her opponent started to swing her again, but she reversed the throw and sent him charging directly for the corner. She followed behind him and as he slammed against the corner, she leaped forward. Quick as a flash she connected with drop kick, as he waivered, stumbling into the middle of the ring, Mama Juana pooped up and hit him with another! As he fell to the man, she connected with brain rattling superkick that put him flat on the matt! Shizuru jumped out of the way. Juana’s feet landed on the middle ropes again but this time Shizuru was expecting her to jump off in his direction. She did just that and stopping her in mid air, he hit her with a dropkick in the stomach. She fell to the mat on all fours and as she pushed herself up to her knees, Shizuru swept in, connecting that a brain rattling superkick that put him flat on his back!
After rolling him over to his back, the official slides in beside them with the count. ONE . . TWO . . THREE!!! WINNER in 25:18 – Mama Juana
MATT FOLZ vs. ALEXIS DARLING – OOWF Invitational Semi-Final
The crowd boos as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz makes his way to the ring. He warms up in the corner and the crowd response is slightly better as "Life is Beautiful" plays Alexis Darling down. The referee checks both for weapons and then calls for the bell.
Matt takes Alexis down easily and then elbows her hard in the back of the neck. Then again....and again. Matt follows up with a brainbuster and snap suplex. Overhead Belly to belly Suplex gets 2. Matt with a spinebuster and then a Dragon Suplex for 2. Matt questions the count but quickly goes back on the attack with a Bridging German Suplex. Alexis kicks out at 2.999999. Matt gets in the referee's face and not so politely asks where he learned how to count. Unfortunately for Matt, this allows Alexis a chance to catch her breath for the first time in the match and then dive into the back of Matt's knee.
Alexis pulls herself up and then drops repeated elbows to the inside of Matt's knee. She spends the next few minutes giving Matt a taste of his own medicine, using a combination of suplexes to keep Matt down and then also working on his knee in between them. Butterfly Suplex and Brainbusta set up a curbstomp that gets a VERY close 2 count. Alexis with a kneebreaker and then she locks in the Darling Clutch. Matt's in a ton of pain as he tries to escape from it but can't. Matt has his hand up and looks like he's about to tap when he makes one last ditch effort and barely makes it to the bottom rope. Alexis breaks the hold but quickly pulls Matt up and sets up for the Bitch Killer. Matt rakes Alexis's eyes and slips out of it.
Matt goes for an Angle Slam but his knee buckles and Alexis falls on top for another 2 count. Alexis with a snap suplex and she heads up top for a Shooting Star Press. She leaps, but Matt rolls out of the way at the last second. Matt wastes no time and quickly locks in the Folzmission. Alexis struggles and nearly makes it to the ropes, but Matt leans back and applies the bodyscissors. Alexis has no choice but to tap. WIINNER (Submission, 20:22) and moving on to the finals of the Invitational Matt Folz
ALEXANDER DARLING & JACK BULLET vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY
Alexander Darling’s music plays and he comes to the ring, and looks CLEARLY annoyed. Jack Bullet’s music plays, but he doesn’t come out. It starts again, then is cut off and the OOWF World Tag Team Champion’s music hits and they make their way to the ring. As they are about halfway down the ramp, a clearly drunk and filthy Jack Bullet staggers out from the back.
Russ: My god, is that Jack Bullet? Razz: Dude looks like he hasn’t showered in weeks! Russ: He can’t even walk a straight line Razz: This reminds me of Jake Roberts at that Heroes of Wrestling show Russ: Folks……quite frankly, this is embarrassing
Officials try to get Jack to the back but he shoves them aside and staggers toward the ring. Alex is yelling something at him from inside the ring, Bullet starts to laugh and climbs onto the apron and struggles between the ropes. As soon as he does, Darling DROPS him with a superkick to the jaw, then turns and yells at Kylie to pin him. Alex storms out of the ring and heads to the back, yelling at officials along the way.
Kylie falls on Bullet, and hooks him hard, even grabbing some tights when Bullet tries to kick out, just to keep him down, the referee gives the fastest three count you’ve ever seen, and the crowd boos the this out of Bullet. WINNERS in :03 – Kylie Mignolio & Bridgett O’Malley
A disgusted Kylie gets to her feet, as she does, Clan Quinn storms the ring, and the fight is ON! As they’re brawling, Bullet gets to one knee against the middle rope, and Fire runs over and kicks him hard enough to fall to the floor. Bullet hits hard, then rolls against the railing and pulls a flask from his pocket and takes a drink.
Inside the ring, the four are brawling, with Kylie and Bridgett holding their own against the out of control Quinns. Danny and Vic head toward the ring and pull Bullet to his feet and force him to the back, we hear Vic yelling:
YOU’RE OFF THE PAY PER VIEW BULLET! YOU WILL BE LUCKY NOT TO BE FIRED
Russ: Folks this is the damnedest thing I’ve ever seen! Jack Bullet had no business being out here tonight! Razz: Uh, someone might want to stop these four from killing one another…….
As if on cue, security floods the ring, but the Quinns and the champs continue fighting, the crowd is about to riot. At the top of the ramp we see Danny signing something to Vic, Vic turns to a production assistant
FADE OUT ALREADY! ENOUGH!
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 2 (#902) Live! From Provo, Utah February 13. 2019
CLAN QUINN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
BFE is out first and the crowd cheers loudly for them. Clan Quinn’s music plays and Moose storms the ring, while a less enthusiastic Fire makes her way to the ring. Moose slides under the bottom rope, and nails Bill with a punch between the eyes, then throws him over the top rope to the floor. Justin grabs Moose and lands a couple of punches, but Moose rakes his eyes and sends him to the corner and kills him with a clothesline.
Moose keeps the advantage for a bit, Fire stands in the corner looking completely disinterested. Eventually the numbers prevail and Bill and Justin regain the advantage. They keep Moose on their side of the ring and give him a proper beating, much to the delight of the crowd. After several near falls, Moose finally tags in Fire, basically by forcing the tag. Fire comes in and goes through the motions initially, but when Justin reverses a whip and pops Fire with a superkick to the jaw that sends her over the top rope to the floor, something snaps. Fire slides back into the ring and all hell breaks loose. Fire takes the fight to both Justin and Bill, and Moose joins in and we have a proper out of control brawl.
The referee tries to maintain control, but there is no chance of this coming back into the ring. Fire and Moose put Justin and Bill through tables, and hammer them until they are a bloody mess. Finally the referee has no choice but to throw the match out. WINNERS – No Contest in 20:31
Moose and Fire back up the ramp with a crazed look in their eyes. They get to the top and bump knuckles
Russ: Are these two finally on the same page? Razz: God, I hope not!
NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd hum behind him.
ME: Introducing first at a weight of 235 pounds, Nick Fleming.
Fleming enters to no music, walks to the ring and steps inside the squared circle.
ME: And his opponent, at 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Russ: These two men recently fought over the OOWF World Title, but both have fallen on hard times since then.
Razz: Well, nobody has fallen harder than Jack Bullet. After Firewoman goaded him into the Punch Heard Around the World, he crawled into a bottle and hasn’t come out.
Russ: He’s been announced, but Jack Bullet is nowhere to be seen.
“Stanglehold” by Ted Nugent plays, but Bullet doesn’t emerge from the back. The crowd is confused. Fleming takes the microphone from Elvenbee.
NF: Everything I said before about Jack Bullet is true. He’s no hero, no champion and not worthy to ever hold the OOWF World Championship again. So I demand a count out victory right now, so I can begin my way to the title I should have held all along.
Referee Junior Hale shrugs and starts counting. One…two…three…
The crowd stirs and the camera pans to find Jack Bullet tripping down the stairs through the crowd. He’s wearing blue jeans and cowboy boots with a dirty white dress shirt completely unbuttoned and the sleeves rolled up. He could go tumbling down the steps at any minute.
Russ: Jack Bullet is here, physically. Mentally might be another story.
Razz: I can smell him from here. He smells like tequila and depression.
Russ: So, he smells like you in college.
Bullet flips over the guardrail, lands on the floor with a flop and then crawls under the bottom rope.
NF: I can’t believe you showed up. But, now I can get the proper win I always should have…
Bullet stumbles into Fleming and cuts him off with a forearm to the face. The crowd pops. Bullet kicks Fleming and Nick rolls to the floor. Bullet grabs the middle rope and extends under the bottom rope so he can keep kicking at Fleming. Bullet slides the rest of the way to the floor as Fleming backs off.
Russ: Bullet might be drunk, but he’s also furious.
Razz: Jack doesn’t have to worry about breaking any code tonight with Fleming. He’s all man and he just needs to get his bearings here.
Hale encourages both men to get back into the ring. He starts a double count out. Fleming tells the timekeeper to move and takes their chair. He holds it up over his head and approaches Bullet, who kicks Nick in the gut. He drops the chair. Jack gets a double underhook and hits the Silver Bullet DDT on the chair.
Bullet then yells at the announcers at the Bulgarian announce table to move. He removes monitors and clears papers off the table. Hale takes the floor and cautions Bullet not to do it. Jack shoves Junior down and yells at him to screw off.
Russ: Jack Bullet can’t put his hands on an official like that.
Razz: He doesn’t care, but I’m guessing Danny Taylor will. He’s given Bullet more leeway than he should in my opinion, for a man who basically dropped the OOWF Heavyweight Title in a trashcan.
Russ: He did not such thing.
Razz: Proverbial trashcan.
Fleming gets up and is bleeding from the forehead. Bullet tries to grab him, but Nick struggles off and backs up. He fires off a kick that catches Jack in the gut. Fleming presses forward, but Bullet backdrops him onto the floor and falls backwards with an elbow.
Russ: I think that might have just been a happy accident.
Bullet grabs the chair and drives it down into Fleming’s gut several times. He then wallops him in the head with it. Bullet grabs a microphone.
JB: I hurt those I love, I hurt those I hate. I hurt everyone. But I especially hurt those I hate. I put out Christian Carter, I put out Demon Smoke and I’m going to put out Nick Fleming. I’m no hero. I’m no champion. Fleming is right and thanks to Firewoman I’ve got no soul, so fuck it, let’s take the Express Train to Hell!!!
Fleming stands and Bullet drives the microphone into his head wound three times. It seeps more blood. Bullet tosses Fleming on the announce table. He then gets up and pulls Nick into a piledriver position. He drives Fleming through the table and it collapses.
Russ: It’s the Action Driver through the table. Fleming could have a broken neck.
Paramedics rush out from the back. Bullet wades through them, pushing them around, but then letting them go.
ME: Referee Junior Hale has disqualified Jack Bullet and has awarded this match to Nick Fleming.
Razz: Fleming finally got a win over Jack Bullet. That’s a…yay for him.
Russ: Well, probably not a win the way he would have wanted. What is going on with the former world champion. He goes from not wanting to compete to wanting to incapacitate anyone he sees. I have to ask where is Mama Juana in all this.
Razz: He told him to find his own way. Maybe this isn’t the best way, but it’s a way. Besides, she can’t worry about him when she’s got her own journey to the title possible.
Russ: Maybe she needs to invest a little more in this relationship instead of establishing herself here in the OOWF. We’ll see Juana later tonight against Alexander Darling. When we see Jack Bullet again, who knows.
Bullet trips up the ramp and disappears to the back as the scene fades.
OOWF INVITATIONAL – ROUND 2
MATT FOLZ vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Davis starts out surprisingly fast, spending the first few minutes of the match keeping Matt off balance with his speed advantage. Superplex gets 2. Gordbuster and a middle rope knee drop set up a Undertow that gets a very close 2 count. Davis whips Matt into the corner and tries a big splash but Matt moves out of the way and Davis hits his shoulder hard against the ring post.
For the next few minutes, Matt works on the arm with surgical like precision. Hammerlock slam sets up a shoulderbreaker that gets two. Matt tries to propel Davis into the corner shoulder first, but Davis reverses and Matt hits his head hard on the post. Davis schoolboys for 2. Matt staggers to his feet and Davis nails him with a standing drop kick. Davis goes for the Spring Break Plunge, but do to his bad shoulder he can't get Matt up. Matt reverses it to a belly to belly suplex then drags Davis to the center of the ring and locks in a cross armbreaker for the submission.
Winner (Submission, 12:15) Matt Folz
ALEXIS DARLING vs. ZED
Great back and forth match. Lexie keeps Zed on the defensive for most of the match. The end comes when Zed traps Lexie in the Zzzzzzzz, but Lexie climbs the turnbuckle and flips backward, keeping Zed on the mat for the three count (the Bret Hart Roddy Piper finish). WINNER in 29:44 – Alexis Darling
After the match a frustrated Zed slams the mat. Lexie, somewhat surprisingly, stays in the middle of the ring and extends her hand to Zed. Zed looks to BRICK~!, who nods. Zed gets to his feet and shakes Lexie’s hand and raises her arm in victory, popping the shit out of the crowd.
SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW
“Shima Uta” by The Boom plays as many in Provo are still unaware that Shizuru-Mune Manguyniku-Cox is on the card for the evening. As Shizuru walks to the ring, he pauses to reflect on something only he is aware of before rolling under the ropes. He nods toward OOWF Official Davis Hightower before “Untouchable” plays out John Law, who sprints to the ring and tries to jump Shizuru, only to get cut off by Hightower.
John backs away, giving Hightower enough time to check both men before calling on the bell. John tries to grapple with Shizuru, only to have the Japanese youngster slip out of his grip each time. Unlike previous encounters, Shizuru seems to be unafraid of John, even verbally urging him to bring something better than that.
Russ: “Sizzlechest is … A tad confident tonight.” Razz: “24 hours ago, HE didn’t know he was in this bout and what it had at stake. Now he’s the luckiest person on the roster because he’s one step closer to the OOWF Championship, without having to win in the round of 16.”
Shizuru takes John down with a headscissors, floating over and locking a bridging hammerlock on John that lasts for a short time until the action is dragged to the ropes. Hightower calls for a break, which Shizuru gives at 2. John dusts himself off and eats a dropkick, sending him over the top rope. While John lands on his feet, he’s not aware of Shizuru dropping in from behind with another dropkick, sending him into the edge of the announce table. With John doubled over, Shizuru arrives with a bulldog off Razz’s monitor that sends John reeling backward.
Razz: “Good. Good. I didn’t need that anyway. Just do you, Sizzlechest.” Russ: “You never look at that thing anyway.”
Shizuru rolls back into the ring at Hightower’s count of 8, breaking the count long enough to head back outside and into a right hand from a busted-open John. As Shizuru staggers back, John grabs a chair and pastes Shizuru, in plain sight of Hightower, who calls for the bell.
Your winner (disqualification, 6:55), Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox!
While Shizuru was declared the winner, he’s not feeling like a winner as John picks up the dazed victor and gives him a tour of all four ringposts. John dumps Shizuru on the steps and pulls out a zip tie, securing it around Shizuru’s wrists before booting away at his ribs. With Shizuru on his back, John tries a running senton from the apron, only to get a spineful of steel steps. Shizuru pops up and waits for John to stand before pulling back for a Dream Maker. Just as Shizuru throws the kick, OOWF Officials and Security rush in to prevent further fisticuffs. John spits at Shizuru while Shizuru is more than eager to trade verbal jabs, offering John a middle finger as he is worked free of the zip tie.
MAMA JUANA vs. ALEXANDER DARLING
"There can be only one!"
...plays and Alexander Darling emerges, and while he's sort of a default face now, given the simmering final feud with Moosehead Jack, the OOWF Universe doesn't forget and forgive easily, and they let him know it. He smirks at this and awaits Mama Juana's arrival, which brings another uncertain greeting, as she's married to the once face of the company, until his 'victory' over Firewoman, but then she's kind of mean too, so they're just confused... Anyway, they meet it he ring and off we go. We start off with Mama Juana off the chain with the flurry of offense, as if all three Furies are packed into one.
Razz: Furies? Russ: Greek spirits of vengeance. Razz: Oh....
Initially, Darling is overwhelmed, but Darling has also faced his fair share of evil-influenced opponents, so this is not his first rodeo. He covers in the corner, allowing MJ to wear herself out while waiting for an opening.
Russ; And there's three of them? Razz: YES...geez, read a book once in a while.
At that opening, Alexander explodes out of the corner with series of vintage--
Razz: We can't say vintage...Michael Cole has that trademarked. Russ: He does?
--CLASSIC, then, Darling indy-workrate suplexes, DDTS, and head drops. He tries of the cover, but each time MJ kicks out. Darling pretends to be annoyed.
Russ: Darling is just playing with this rookie, waiting to find her fatal flaw. Razz: I thought demigods don't have fatal flaws because they're immortal? Russ: *eyeroll*
While Alex is figuring it out, MJ doesn't want to waste time, and launches another flurry--
Razz: Are flurries different than Furies? Russ: Please stop. Razz: And how to Furries figure in....? Russ: STOP!
--which culminates into a Falling Tower, planting a somewhat surprised Darling to the canvas. MJ goes up top and let's fly with a beautifully orchestrated Swanton Bomb and then scrambles over for the pin, one, two..NO, Darling kicks out with authority. He gets to his feet and finally is done playing. He trips her up to get her into The Darling Vice, but MJ is too wily, so after some struggling and countering, he changes tactics to go to the Darling Money Clip.
Russ: Alex done playing. He's broken bones and ended careers with that one, just ask Poe and D.H. Magnusson!
MJ is a lot more flexible than Poe or DH, and tolerates the hold well, but not without a great deal of pain. She doesn't tap, but she does somehow manage to reach out and JUST BARELY touch the ropes, which is enough for the break. Darling throws her leg to the mat, and decides to put the boots to her, before a quick Curbstomp (the real kind) for emphasis. He hits the ropes, and just before he indicates that it's not ANY moonsault, but Best FIRESault EVER~!
Razz: That'll piss off Moose.
He lands it, and gets a 2.888889 count before MJ kicks out. Alex argues the speed of the count, and MJ recovers enough to spin him around right into a BIG SLAP across the face. Alex has been slapped before, so he smirks as he rubs his jaw. This enrages MJ who launches herself into the far ropes and then off, knocking Alex into the ropes. She takes his feet out from under him, and then elbow drops across the throat. She pulls him up to try for a crucifix powerbomb, but Alex slides behind. He spins himself around to spin her around to for a kick to the midsection but MJ grabs his leg instead, dives under and rolls him up for a small package...One, two...THREE. WINNER in 21:11 – Mama Juana
MAC FLASHER & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY
Mac and Bev are out first. As they wait in the ring, the OOWF world tag team champions, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley are announced. They come out to the top of the ramp and the crowd pops HUGE. As they start down the ramp though, Clan Quinn comes out from the back with chairs and NAILS them both from behind! Moose and Fire hammer Bridget and Kylie with chairs. Mac and Bev race up the ramp to save their friends, but Matt Folz comes out from the back with a chair of his own, and the Saints take out Mac and Bev as well! They turn their attention back to the champs, Fire pulls Bridget to her feet and hits a MOOSEKILLER on the stage, while Moose drops Kylie with a package piledriver! The Saints stand over the fallen while the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of them. Finally, security separates them and medical comes out to check on them as we fade to black.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem - Invitational Round 1 Live! From Las Cruces, New Mexico February 6, 2019
OOWF Invitational – Round 1
(1)MATT FOLZ vs. NICK FLEMING(16)
Russ: This next match is another first round match in the OOWF Invitational. And Matt and Nick have a history going back to Fleming's debut in this company, do you think that'll come into play partner?
Razz: I don't think so. I'm pretty sure both of these wrestlers are focused on winning the Invitational and don't care who it is in their way.
Russ: Only one way to find out, let's head down to the ring.
"Battle Without Honor or Humanity" fires up and Matt Folz comes to the ring to a chorus of boos. True to form, he ignores the crowd and looks focused on the task in front of him. Matt warms up in the corner as Nick Fleming comes down to the ring. The referee calls for the bell and we're underway.
They lock up and Matt takes Nick down and then rolls him into a half nelson cradle for a 1 count. Matt quickly follows up with hard elbows to Nick's neck and the back of his head before pulling him into a backdrop driver. Hangman's neckbreaker and a snap suplex quickly follow. Matt with a brainbuster and he covers for 2. Matt whips Nick off the ropes, looking for the spinebuster, but Nick surprises him by nailing Matt with a flying forearm.
Both men get to their feet, Nick grabs Matt by the hair and hits a swinging neckbreaker for 2. Nick with a Fisherman's suplex for another 2 count. Nick continues to give Matt a taste of his own medicine, nailing seeral suplexes and getting 3 close 2 counts. Nick nails Matt with a knee to the gut that doubles Matt over and then tries a running knee lift, but Matt moves out of the way and Nick crashes down hard. Matt quickly locks on the anklelock and that's all she wrote.
Winner (Submission, 16:21) Matt Folz
After the match Matt puts one finger in the air and mouths to the camera "One down, 3 to go"
(8)SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY(9)
Sebastian Davis comes out smack-talking the fans, and awaits Bridget O'Malley. She enters with all the cheers, and they meet in the ring with a strong back and forth. Sebastian clearly feels that this is all beneath him, so is trying to make quick work of O'Malley, which appeals to her shoot-fight tendencies, and pretty soon they've both been warned numerous times. Bridget lands an impressive series of suplexes, but Davis capitalizes when Bridget over-extends on a bridging pin. He pulls her up by the hair, up and into a SPRING BREAK PLUNGE~! The 3-count is academic. WINNER in 17:08 – Sebastian Davis
(4)ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAC FLASHER(13)
With Mac Flasher and Alexis Darling already in the ring, they bump fists as a sign of respect before “Junior” Hale calls for the bell to open the match. Mac and Alexis feel each other out with a series of tie-ups that are either won by Mac’s power or Alexis’ speed. Alexis gets the first advantage with an arm wringer that is boosted by a couple roll-throughs before she works the arm into a hammerlock. Mac is able to find his way to the ropes. Alexis breaks without a count as Mac shakes out the arm. With the left arm, Mac offers a test of strength that Alexis tries to counter with an Irish Whip, but Mac stands his ground before sending Alexis into the corner. Once Alexis is there, she’s able to leapfrog Mac’s charge and pull him down into a sunset flip that gets 1.
Mac pounds the mat as Alexis smiles at her opponent. Mac tries to pull Alexis in for something but she routinely slips from his grip. Mac is finally able to whip Alexis into the ropes, looking to deliver a lariat, but a duck-under by Alexis leads to Mac eating a forearm on the other side. That’s enough to stagger him backward. Alexis bounds off the ropes on her own, looking for a Lou Thesz Press, but gets a spinebuster for her troubles.
Russ: “It’s a rare sight to see, but the Big Mac connects!” Razz: “Sometimes, Mac Flasher forgets what he has in his moveset. He didn’t this week and that has swung things to Mac’s favor.”
Mac picks Alexis up and delivers a snap suplex followed by a swinging neckbreaker. That flurry gets 2 as Alexis shoots a shoulder up. Mac continues his attack with a belly-to-belly suplex and a double undertook suplex. That combo also gets 2, although Alexis seemingly had to work harder on that kick out. Mac stands Alexis up and hits a standing lariat before twisting the downed Alexis into a Boston Crab. Alexis shrieks at the initial bend, but manages to fight through the pain until she’s able to spin her way loose. Alexis then takes a minute on the outside. as Mac ponders a tope con hilo, but he allows Alexis to take the count to 8 before rolling back in.
Razz: “I think that will be a mistake. Mac had her reeling. He hits Kennywood’s Open and this night gets a lot shorter for Alexis Darling.” Russ: “Mac is a sportsman if he’s given the same respect. He obviously decided that the risk was not worth it when it came to Alexis.”
Mac greets Alexis with some knee-based offense, sending her on her back with a kneelift. Mac sends Alexis to the corner and come shard with Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley, dropping Alexis’ head to the bottom turnbuckle as she sits in a daze. Mac hits a sliding dropkick and follows with another before getting 2. Mac then snapmares Alexis to the mat, before climbing the turnbuckles.
Russ: “He can’t be thinking …” Razz: “It got him a win last week. This might be the path that Mac feels he needs to go on to get back into the world title picture.”
Mac sees a prone Alexis and hops off with a 450 attempt, catching his foot on the top rope and crashing hard on the canvas, well short of Alexis. With Mac pretty much out, Alexis drags Mac to a desired target spot and connects on her try at 450-degree splash, after laboring to the top rope. That gets an easy 3 from Hale. WINNER (pinfall, 10:09), Alexis Darling.
Mac lay on the mat with his head in his hands as Alexis rolls off and smiles at Mac and then to the fans, who might have been cheering harder for Mac. Alexis, while clutching her ribs, raises her hand in victory before backing up the ramp.
(5)BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. ZED(12)
Things started off with the two circling one another in the center of the ring. Zed lunged at her a few times to get hands on her but missed every time as she quickly sidestepped him. Each time she dodged him, that was it. She didn’t strike him when presented with a clear shot. She just kept dodging him over and over, letting Zed wear himself out with the exerted energy. As he lunged towards her one final time, like clockwork, Bev stepped out of harms way, but this time she caught him by surprise with a swift superkick to the side of the head. It didn’t know him off his feet, just staggered him slightly. She then swept in and connected with a solid kick to his stomach, forcing him to double over from the blow as the air was knocked from his lungs.
Beverly then turned to the ropes behind her and took off towards them. Hitting the ropes hard, she bounced off and came back with even more speed before leaping into the air just as Zed stood back up. There was nowhere for Zed to go as she closed in on him with a crossbody. Why go anywhere when he can catch her in mid air and turn her crossbody attempt into a brutal powerslam that shook the entire ring at its base from the force of her body slamming against the canvas. And at that point, Zed set the tone of the match early on.
After keeping her on the ground for a good bit and attacking her with various kicks and punches, Zed pulled her up from the mat with ease before whipping her to the corner as hard as he could. Beverly crashed hard against the corner, bouncing forward away from it. Coming right at her was Zed with a running clothesline. He even threw his arm forward with all of his strength to annihilate her but swung and missed as she ducked underneath the potential devastating blow. Zed hit the corner chest first with a thud and out of nowhere, Beverly pulled him down from behind with a quick roll up. By the time the official dropped down to start the count, Zed had forcefully kicked out of the pin attempt, lifting her off her feet and knocking her into the corner. He raced to his feet but as he rose to one knee, Beverly was right there to greet him with a running knee to the face. Pulling Zed up from the mat, she swung with all of her might, connecting with a solid blow to the side of his head before following it up with a kick to his stomach. With Zed’ head lowered, she locked an arm around it before picking him up and dropping him on his back quickly with a snap suplex. Zed then shot up the corner, climbing to the top as Zedremained down on his back. As he stood and turned to face her, she leaped into the air in his direction. Catching her again in mid air Zed then dropped her across his knee with a backbreaker!
After mounting Bev and landing nearly a dozen mounted punches to her head, Zed pulled her up from the mat and threw her to the corner with everything he had. Taking off behind her, he tailed her across the ring until she crashed into the corner where he connected with a vicious running clothesline that knocked her off her feet. Dragging her away from the corner, he set her up in front of it before facing the corner and grabbing the top ropes with each before climbing up to the middle ropes. Jumping up and kicking his legs out, he came straight down on her with a corner slingshot body splash. Or at least he thought he did! At the last second, she pulled her knees up, driving them both into his torso as the entire weight of his body dropped down onto them. Zed bounced off her knees and flipped forward, landing on his back to the mat. He rolled up to an upright seated position holding his stomach with one arm and propping himself up with his other arm. On her feet, Beverly then moved in with stealth, lighting the back of his head up with a buzzsaw kick!
Zed was groggy, but he wasn’t out. He slowly pushed himself up to all fours but with his held low and looking at the mat, he had no idea what was coming his way. Leaping into the air from behind him, Beverly planted her foot on the back of his head as her body came back down. Kicking her leg straight, she forced his head down, driving his face into the canvas with her curb stomp. Rolling him over to his back, she dropped to her knees and made the cover and shortly behind her was the official with a one, a two, and a thr–NO!!! Popping a shoulder up from the mat, Zed broke up the pin attempt, keeping the match alive. With Zed down, Beverly rushed over to the corner, shooting straight to the top in no time. She squatted at the top, patiently waiting as Zed slowly began to rise to his feet. Once standing, Bev launched herself from the corner at him with a flying knee. Side stepping her, Zed grabbed ahold of her, pulling her down to the mat and slamming her knee down onto it as she crashed to the canvas.
He climbed on top of her and began pounding away with lefts and rights to her head, giving her no time whatsoever to even think about recovering. Standing to his feet, Zed backed up to the ropes and as he came back, he jumped into the air, extending his leg and bringing it down across her throat with a leg drop. Her head was pinned to the mat but her feet shot straight into the air. Standing to his feet, he then pulled her up to her feet. Zed locked onto her wrist and then threw her to the ropes behind him with all of his strength. As she came back on the return, he went to grab ahold of her and lifted her into the air but she slides down and went underneath his arm. Reaching up from behind him, she then pulled him backwards to the mat with another quick roll up that caught him completely off guard, a swift hard punch to the head, dazes her enough for Zed to roll through, into a bridge and get her shoulders down.
. . TWO . . THREE!!! WINNER in 20:19 – Zed
Bev slams the mat in frustration, rolls out of the ring and storms to the back.
(2)STAN FULTON vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK(15)
Fulton makes his way to the ring first and gets a smattering of cheers, which he completely ignores. Stan steps between the ropes and stands in the corner with no expression on his face. “Scarecrow” plays and Moose is out next, he gets booed out of the building. Jack rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner across from Fulton. The bell rings and Moose pulls himself to his feet and he and Stan meet in the middle of the ring. The two stand and stare one another down for a moment, then bump knuckles. Jack surprisingly backs off and he and Fulton circle and lock up.
Fulton easily pushes Moose back into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and…..surprisingly gets one. Fulton heads back to the middle of the ring and they lock up again, this time Moose grabs an arm wringer, but Fulton quickly reverses it and snaps Moose’s arm, driving him to his knee. Moose works back to his feet and backs Fulton to the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, they break, then Moose lights Crush up with some chops, which only annoys Fulton. Stan grabs Moose and throws him into the corner and unloads with a barrage of chops, then finishes Moose with a spinning forearm to the side of the head that knocks Jack out of the ring to the floor.
Crusher leaves the ring and grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He tries to whip Moose into the guardrail, but Jack reverses it and sends Stan into the steel. Moose charges and tries a busiaku knee, but Stan moves out of the way and Moose sails into the crowd and takes out about five rows of chairs! Fulton steps over the guardrail and pulls Moose to his feet and slams him in the face with a headbutt. Stan hefts Jack onto his shoulder, then heads back to ringside, where he drives Moose back first into the ring post, then SLAMS him on the floor!
Fulton throws Moose into the ring and covers, but Jack gets his foot on the bottom rope at two. Stan pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes, on the rebound Fulton tries a clothesline, Moose ducks it and connects with one of his own, Fulton staggers but doesn’t go down. Moose hits the ropes and tries another, but Fulton catches him with a thunderous spinebuster! Fulton covers but only gets two.
Fulton pulls Moose to a sitting position and locks him in a chinlock and puts all his weight down on Moose. Jack is struggling, fighting for air. The referee checks his arm, it drops once, then twice, then a ……NO! Moose fights it and manages to reach up and rake Fulton’s eyes, drawing a break. Fulton regains his vison as Moose is pulling himself up on the ropes. Fulton charges for a big boot, but Moose moves out of the way and Fulton straddles the top rope, howls in pain and falls out of the ring onto the apron.. Moose leaves the ring and pulls Fulton’s legs from beneath him, Fulton slams face first onto the apron – the hardest part of the ring – and staggers backward. Moose charges and launches himself off the stairs and this time he lands the buisaku knee! Fulton hits the floor hard, Moose grabs a chair and climbs onto the apron and hits a chair assisted elbow, slamming down on top of Fulton! Moose pulls Fulton to his feet and shoves him into the ring, Moose covers, but Fulton kicks out at two. Moose tries to get Fulton in the Ji-endo, but before he can get the move locked in, Fulton fights to his feet and falls backward FLATTENING Moose! Moose gasps for air, Fulton gets to his feet, grabs Moose by the arm and pulls him into a CLEAR CUT, then Fulton bounds off the ropes and hits the DROPLINE! Fulton covers, one………two……..THREE! WINNER in 25:03 – Stan Fulton
After the match, Moose rolls out of the ring in frustration and falls to the floor. Fulton leaves the ring and offers his hand to his Saints comrade and pulls Moose to his feet. The two head to the back, encouraging more boos from the crowd.
(7)AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. JOHN LAW(10)
With John Law standing in the ring, “Devil Went Down to Georgia” fiddles out Awesome Bill from Dawsonville. Awesome Bill takes time to chat with some fans before rolling into the ring and under a sneak attack from John. Before Davis Hightower can get matters into order, Awesome Bill pops up and decks John with a series of right hands, backing him in the corner as Hightower calls for the bell. John is backed into a corner before getting a hellacious clothesline from Awesome Bill. As John falls forward, Awesome Bill puts a few boots to him, prompting John to roll to the outside.
Russ: “Awesome Bill may not be the meanest guy in OOWF, but John Law has drawn some ire from the big man out of Georgia.” Razz: “His first day here, he took out Awesome Bill’s buddy, Justin Sane. A good friend kills for the opportunity that Bill is getting right now.”
John tries to get back into the ring, dropping off the apron repeatedly each time that Awesome Bill tries to bring the fight to the ropes. John chides Hightower into holding Awesome Bill off long enough for John to get between the ropes. Once he’s back inside, Awesome Bill charges with a running axe handle that drops the former lawman to a knee. A running knee lift misses the mark as John sweeps the legs from under Awesome Bill, sending him crashing onto the back of his head. John smirks at Awesome Bill for a second, before picking him up and tossing him into the corner. A corner choke with the tag rope follows as John breaks the illegal act at 4.5. With Awesome Bill gasping for air, John drives a series of shoulders into the midsection and follows with a series of knee strikes.
John gestures for Awesome Bill to return volley, but all the Georgian can do is fall forward while clutching his stomach. John stomps away at Awesome Bill, dodging a few pieces of garbage as OOWF fans are not into the idea of John’s success in this bout. John pauses to pick up a soda cup and dump the remaining contents onto Awesome Bill before spiking the crumpled cup on his chest. A now sticky and enraged Awesome Bill pops right up and gets into a hockey fight with John as heavy doses of right hands are coming from both sides, until Awesome Bill starts to gain the advantage. Awesome Bill whips John into the ropes and is waiting with a Mason-Dixon Line that almost sends John out of his boots. John staggers to his feet only to receive multiple bionic elbows as John’s proximity to the ropes led to a series of rebound tries for Awesome Bill to repeat the attack. Awesome Bill signals to the crowd that it’s time for the big man to fly, calling for a Freebird as John lay on the mat. With Awesome Bill climbing the ropes, John makes it to his feet. Awesome Bill spots this and changes his plan to a cross body that carries too much momentum as John is able to roll underneath and wind up on top of Awesome Bill. With the assistance of a handful of shorts, John gets a very unpopular 3 from Hightower. WINNER (pinfall, 9:10), John Law.
Awesome Bill springs up and immediately pleads his case to Hightower, who explains that he didn’t see the transgression. Ever the opportunist, John sees Awesome Bill’s back as a chance to pound home the victory with Miranda Rights. Just as John is able to take the choke to the ground, Zed rushes in and plasters John with his Intercontinental Championship, freeing Awesome Bill from the hold. Zed helps Awesome Bill to his feet as the two exit to the cheers of those fans who aren’t spewing venom at a dazed John, who remains on the canvas while shaking out the cobwebs.
(3)MAMA JUANA vs. FIREWOMAN(14)
Mama Juana is out first. She paces around the ring waiting for Fire. Fire’s music plays and she storms the ring. As she slides under the bottom rope, MJ hops the top rope to the apron, as Fire gets to her feet, MJ springs on the top rope and tries a clothesline, but Fire catches her and spins her to the mat and damn near gets her in the anaconda vice before MJ slides out of the ring. Fire springs over the top rope and crashes onto MJ, then hammers her with punches to the face.
Fire pulls MJ to her feet and slams her face first into the Turkish Announce Table, then scoops her up and drops her on the stairs. Fire quickly gets to the top rope and tries a DOUBLE STOMP to the chest of MJ, but MJ rolls off the stairs just in time, Fire lands on her feet then drops an elbow on MJ. Fire pulls MJ to her feet and rolls her into the ring. MJ tries to beg off, but Fire lands a kick to her chest that sends her staggering backward to the corner. Fire charges in and tries a cannonball, but MJ moves out of the way and Fire slams back first into the turnbuckle. MJ gets to her feet and grabs a stunned Fire by the arms and hits a CURBSTOMP! MJ doesn’t even go for the cover, instead she pulls Fire to her feet, whips her to the ropes, elevates her straight up, then drives her down on her knees ribs first. Fire grabs her ribs in pain, MJ covers, but Fire is out before the referee even starts counting.
MJ pulls Fire to her feet and traps her in an octopus, driving her elbow into Fire’s ribs. The referee is right there asking if Fire wants to quit, but Fire refuses. Fire finally slips free and hip tosses MJ to the mat. Fire staggers into the corner. MJ gets to her feet and charges in, Fire moves and MJ slams sternum first into the corner and staggers backward, Fire grabs her and throws her halfway across the ring with a German suplex. MJ rolls through onto her knees and Fire DESTROYS her with a SHINING WIZARD! Fire covers MJ, hooking the leg hard, but MJ reaches out and grabs the bottom rope just before the three.
Fire pulls MJ to her feet and sets her on the top rope. As she climbs for a superplex, MJ connects with a European uppercut that rocks Fire’s head back. A punch between the eyes knocks Fire off the ropes, but she lands on her feet. Fire snarls and heads back to the corner, but MJ hops onto her shoulders, spins around and rolls through in a victory roll, one…..two……THREE! WINNER in 18:44 – Mama Juana
MJ rolls out of the ring and Fire is STUNNED! MJ blows a kiss to Fire, then matches her stare as she backs up the ramp to the back
(6)KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ALEXANDER DARLING(11)
This match up between a seasoned veteran and near-rookie by comparison has the fans cheering for both combatants as they make their entrances. Alex does the classy thing and offers a hand shake, which Kylie sort of eyes suspiciously, then slaps the hand and we're off. Kylie's younger and has more speed, but not by much as Alex has cut his teeth on indie-league workrates. They treat the fans to one fast-paced series of chain wrestling and rope work after another. Kylie thinks she's got Alex when she maneuvers him into the sharpshooter, but he's playing a bit of possum. Always with a few tricks up his sleeve, Alex nails the CRUCIFIX BOMB and makes the cover. WINNER in 13:44 – Alexander Darling
SHIZURU vs. JUSTIN SANE vs. JACK BULLET
Shizuru and Justin are both announced and make their way to the ring, they shake hands in the middle of the ring and even give the fans a throwback to Edge and Christian with a Five Second Pose. The crowd eats it up and cheers for both men. When the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jack Bullet’s music hits the crowd roars. But those roars quickly turn to confusion when we see Jack walk out
Russ: What is this? Bullet isn’t dressed to wrestle! Razz: He looks like shit! Russ: Has he shaved or showered in a week? Razz: I think……..I think he might be drunk! Russ: Clearly he is in no condition to wrestle tonight
Bullet slowly walks to the ring and steps between the ropes. He walks up to Shizuru and offers his hand,, Shizuru just glares at him, but Bullet grabs his hand and shakes it anyway. Bullet then turns to Justin and shakes his hand. Jack then walks to the middle of the ring and takes the title from his shoulder and lays it in the middle of the ring. Bullet looks down at it for a moment, then turns and leaves the ring!
Russ: What the………what the hell just happened Razz? Razz: Did……..did Jack Bullet just……..did he just forfeit the title? Russ: Folks………I don’t know what the hell is going on here, Jack Bullet just walked out from the back, clearly in no shape to wrestle, and laid his OOWF World Heavyweight Championship in the middle of the ring then…………..left
<the camera pans to the middle of the ring and focuses on the OOWF World Heavyweight title lying in the middle of the ring as we fade to black.>
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 12, February 24th, Live! from Casper, Wyoming. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! February 13th Live! From, Provo, Utah
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Dance of Death 12 (#900) Live! From Mexico City, Mexico January 30, 2019
MAC FLASHER vs. MAMA JUANA
“Voodoo Woman” plays out as Mama Juana enters the stage area. Juana glares toward the ring, and OOWF referee Angelo Barros, before smoke fills the entranceway. Juana appears in the ring when the smoke dissipates, sitting cross-legged as “I Get Wet” interrupts to bring out Mac Flasher. Mac steps through the faint smoke, staring down Juana and entering the ring with a wary eye. Juana does nothing as Mac stretches in the corner. As Barros rings the bell, Mac suddenly turns around, only to see Juana sitting cross-legged in the middle … As she was. Mac walks around to investigate, but Juana pays him no mind. Mac pushes Juana down and goes for a cover, getting 1 before Juana kicks out.
Mac stands. Juana returns to her sitting position. Mac tries to cover again and gets 1. Repeat.
Russ: “What mind game is this being played by Mama Juana? Is she meditating? Is she pacifistic all of a sudden?” Razz: “Beats me. I just know that Mac is confused by all of this, so it’s likely 100 percent of what Juana has planned.”
Mac tries a third cover. Juana waits until 2 to kick out. Juana then resumes her sit-in as Mac looks over to Barros, who is just as puzzled. Mac leans in toward Juana as she cups her hands in front of her mouth. Mac high-tails it as Juana puts her hands down and continues sitting. Standing outside of the ring, Mac looks at Juana with severe confusion before reentering the ring and trying to cover Juana again. This try gets 2.5.
Russ: “Those counts are getting longer. Surely, these pin tries by Mac aren’t wearing Mama Juana down that much.” Razz: “Not at all. There’s a plan that only Mama Juana knows. Once it’s revealed, Mac Flasher is in a whole heap of trouble.”
Mac stands and tries to pick Juana to her feet, getting his hand bitten as a result. Mac Shoves Juana down and tries again for a cover, getting 2 before Juana easily escapes. With Mac’s frustration boiling over, Juana continues to sit in the ring, paying Mac minimal mind. Mac tries to stand Juana up, getting deadweighted by Juana as she resumes sitting. Mac then barrels in with a forearm across Juana’s jaw that lays her out. Juana smiles and stands. She slowly walks toward Mac, smiling the whole time before sending a right to his jaw. Mac stumbles back as Juana takes a more aggressive approach, shoving him into the corner and sending a boot to his torso. From there, Juana monkey flips Mac out of the corner and ascends to the middle turnbuckle before delivering a knee right to Mac’s forehead. Juana then grabs Mac’s head and beats it off the canvas repeatedly until Barros pulls her off. Wailing like a banshee, Juana tears loose and begins overwhelming Mac with strikes from all useable limbs. Mac can only cover up so much as a double-knee to the stomach sends the sir shooting from his lungs.
Razz: “Juana was just waiting for Mac to give her a reason to batter him. That forearm to the jaw did it. Now Mac is in a world of hurt.”
Mac manages to stand and fall toward the ropes. Juana charges, but Mac is able to back body drop her over the top, but Juana grabs the top rope and skins the cat to return, sending a boot to his face before fully returning to the inside. Mac rolls away from danger by taking a powder outside, but Juana is in hot pursuit, diving over the top rope and into a powerslam. Mac is still trying shake off Juana’s offense as she lay on the mat beside the timekeeper’s table. Mac stands and picks Juana up by her hair. Juana slaps Mac’s hand off her hair and blows white smoke into Mac’s face. It does nothing, but it buys Juana separation and a rollback into the ring while Mac follows. Mac tries to lock up with Juana, but is ducked repeatedly as the Dominican stays one step ahead and away from Mac. Juana tries to run away toward the ropes but is yanked down by the shoulder strap of her top. Mac then drops a pair of elbows, sending both to the top of her chest. Mac then batters Juana into a daze before whipping her into a corner, then setting her on the top turnbuckle. Mac stands on the middle turnbuckle, then stands Juana up and then joins her on the top before turning her upside-down.
Russ: “Shades of Mac finally getting one over on Lindsay McAllister! It’s about to be a Suoer Flash Drive!”
As Russ exclaims the history, Juana is able to pull herself down and hit a Super Tornado DDT onto the apron. Mac is dead to rights as Juana sits and laughs at the sight of a seemingly lifeless Mac. Juana sits Mac up on the apron and runs at him with a boot to the head that slumps him off the apron and onto the floor. Juana struggles with the now rag dolled Mac as his weight advantage is increased by his apparent unconsciousness.
Russ: “Mac Flasher is knocked the hell out. A Super Tornado DDT onto the apron. This match is Juana’s to claim however she wants it … Whenever she wants it. Mac is gone!” Razz: “Not only that, but Mac can’t even defend himself if he is knocked out.”
Juana is finally able to drag Mac to the ring, rolling him in as Barros tries to check on him. Before he can get a clear answer, Juana brushes him aside and starts to stomp away at Mac. Mac isn’t even reacting to the stomps as Juana hammers away without resistance. Juana tries a cover and gets 2 before pulling Mac’s head up. Juana ascends to the top turnbuckle when “Reverend BRICK~! Superstar” plays. Juana looks to the ramp as Rev. BRICK~! rushes to the ringside area. Rev. BRICK~! rolls inside and splashes Mac with water from an Aquafina bottle. Mac shoots up immediately and looks toward Rev. BRICK~!. Mac shrugs and spots a dumbfounded Juana on the turnbuckles. Mac tries to pull her down, but is kicked away. Mac tries again, only to get booted down again … This time into Barros. While Mac is up pretty fast, Barros takes a few seconds longer to come to. This gives Rev. BRICK~! enough time to splash the water in Juana’s eyes, causing her to shriek and fall off the turnbuckles. Mac spots the downed Juana and gets a wink from Rev. BRICK~!
Mac sighs, but is acceptant of the help as he picks up the blinded Juana and hoists her in position for a Flash Drive. He hits it flush, getting 2.9 from Barros.
Russ: “What? That was as clean as Mac will ever hit a Flash Drive and Juana still kicked out?”
Mac looks to Barros, who points to Juana’s left shoulder. Mac then looks to Rev. BRICK~!, who just points at Juana, who is trying to sit up but cannot. Mac looks to the corner and heads to the outside, climbing the turnbuckles before looking down at Juana.
Razz: “This is not Mac Flasher’s domain. This can only end badly for him.”
Mac stands straight, looks upward, closes his eyes and hops off the turnbuckle, completing a rotation and a half before splashing Juana.
Russ: “A 450? Mac Flasher of all people just pulled out a 450.” Razz: “I’m … Without words. Mac Flasher just hit a 450 splash on Juana.”
As Russ and Razz come to grips with Mac’s high-flying exploits, Barros counts 3 as Juana gets a shoulder up at 3.1. WINNER (pinfall, 22:13), Mac Flasher.
Mac, also dumbfounded, is hug tackled by Rev. BRICK~!, who Mac immediately backs away from. Rev. BRICK~! explains his presence and what was in the bottle as Mac reluctantly accepts the explanation. Juana rolls outside and stares at Rev. BRICK~! who is celebrating with a very reluctant, and very wary Mac before the feed cuts to an advertisement for OOWF’s newest After Dark show “Fetishes of the OOWF.”
SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW – No Disqualification Match
“Untouchable” brings out John Law to an incredibly negative reaction. John smirks and walks to the ring, finding the nearest camera to inform all who see that feed that Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox is a dead man walking. John gets in the ring when the lights go out. An isolated vocals version of “Shima Uta” by The Boom plays as confusion rolls across the fans in Mexico City. A solitary spotlight shines atop the ramp as Shizuru, in full riot gear, stands in prayer. Upon finishing, Shiuzru lifts the shield from his face, lets out a scream and runs to the ring, right into a big boot from John.
As Mel Creech signals for the bell, as John tries to pick Shizuru up by the hair only to get pepper spray in the eyes.
Russ: “A stinging reminder that this match is no-disqualification.” Razz: “Given Shizuru’s lust for the ladies, I wonder if it’s thrilling for him to be on the other side of getting pepper sprayed.”
With John blinded, Shizuru peppers him with kicks all over. John, unable to see where the kicks are coming from, stumbles in and through the ropes with an unceremonious fall to the mat. Shizuru looks to the fans, then dives through with a tope suicida that pushes John to the barricade. With John dazed and still trying to rub at his eyes, Shizuru produces a police baton and cracks John across the ribcage with it.
Russ: “It’s all legal and Shizuru is taking John’s game to him. Brilliant strategy!” Razz: “It’s brilliant until John gets the upper-hand. Then it’ll become Shizuru’s worst nightmare.”
Shizuru tosses John onto the Alabamian announce table before hopping onto the apron and up the turnbuckles. A try at an Alabama Jam gets nothing but table as John rolls away. With Shizuru in immense pain, a red-eyed John slaps him down and grabs the baton, plastering Shizuru’s jaw with it. John rips the riot vest off of Shizuru, stomping him down and off the table. John tosses a monitor at Shizuru’s head, barely missing him. No matter, John picks Shizuru up and drives him spine-first into the ringpost and then the apron. As Shizuru writhes on the mat, John digs around under the ring until he produces a kendo stick.
Russ: “John Law is bringing weapons into this match! This is a very bad thing for Shizuru.” Razz: “… And the pepper spray and baton were just in good fun, right? Shizuru knew that this was his fate if he brought weapons into this bout. He can only blame himself for this near-future beating.”
On cue, John cracks Shizuru over the head with the kendo stick, drawing a trickle of blood that won’t be a trickle for much longer after repeated shots to the head with the kendo stick. John rolls Shizuru into the ring and pulls a zip tie from his pocket. He manages to get the tie around Shizuru’s wrists, before the Japanese combatant is able to work his way free. A flustered John takes this opportunity to grab Shizuru by the hair and run him into the turnbuckles. A flurry of punches sends Shizuru to the ground. John then grabs Shizuru’s legs and slingshots his throat under the bottom rope. John then drops to the outside and pulls Shizuru out with him. John clears off the Oregonian announce table before locking Shizuru in position for a fisherman’s suplex, instead twisting it into a Three-Handled, Moss-Covered Family Credenza on the table. John stomps away as Shizuru can only cough for the air that left his lungs upon impact. John then grabs a cable and wraps it around Shizuru’s throat.
Russ: “This is getting uncomfortable, Creech needs to step in.” Razz: “For what? It’s all legal. Shizuru signed that contract. If he didn’t know what was going to happen, now he knows.”
After choking Shizuru down to his knees, John picks him up and tries to whip him into the barricade with the cable around his neck. Shizuru slumps down, seemingly unable to run. John picks him up again, headbutts him and tries once more only for Shizuru to lifelessly fall to the ground. John stands over Shizuru and barks out taunts as Mexico City’s OOWF fans toss garbage and jeers toward the former police officer. John grabs Shizuru and unwraps the cable only to wrap it around his fist and pummel Shizuru with the right hand.
Shizuru, now at .2 Muta, can hardly get his hands up to defend himself as John discards the cable and runs Shizuru head-first into the ringpost. A Falcon Arrow onto the steps is next for Shizuru with the mood of the arena becoming quite tense. As John taunts the fans, he is unaware of the impending – and desperate – low blow coming from Shizuru. John crumples in front of the steps as Shizuru slumps beside the steel stairs. John is first to get to his feet, only to get another boot to the groin. John falls as Shizuru pulls himself up to his feet. While on spaghetti legs, Shizuru finds the discarded zip tie and wraps it around John’s wrists. John identifying the situation battles out before the tie is tightened. Both men fall to the mat before Shizuru starts to feel a rush of adrenaline. John is up and tries to deck Shizuru with a right cross. Shizuru ducks and yells in Japanese. John tries again. More ducking. More yelling.
Russ: “Is … Is Shizuru going Super Saiyan?” Razz: “I have no idea what that means, but if it means that John Law is about to get his ass beaten, then just maybe.”
John tries to punch again, only to get blocked and hoisted over Shizuru’s shoulders. While collapsing under John’s weight, he manages to get a partial Psycho Driver and a 2 count.
Razz: “Wow. An actual count from Mel Creech. This is a new development.”
Shizuru, now yelling to rally fans behind him, stands up and waits for John to get upright. That’s short-lived as John walks into a Dream Maker roundhouse kick. That gets 2.5 from Creech. Shizuru pounds the mat as his rage is boiled over. With John on one knee, Shizuru charges in for what looks to be a Boom-bay-ye knee strike, only for John to catch him. John musters the strength to stand and hit an exploder suplex with Shizuru’s head bouncing off the top turnbuckle. John pulls another zip tie from his pocket and manages to secure it around the wrists of the dazed Shizuru. John stands Shizuru up and implores him to take his best shot, all while pointing to his own jaw. Shizuru tries to pull his hands free, but can’t. No matter. Shizuru steps back and stuns John with a superkick. This is only temporary as an enraged John pounds Shizuru down and spins him around. It’s the precursor to Miranda Rights and John milks the reaction from the fans, only to get mule-kicked in the groin by Shizuru.
Russ: “The fighting spirit of Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox! He will not be defeated until he’s given every bit of fight that he has in him.” Razz: “And John Law is the guy to take it all out of him.”
John, completely red-faced, stands up and knees Shizuru in the gut. John quickly goes behind and secures Miranda Rights onto Shizuru. The Japanese battler can only hold on for so long until fading out. Creech sees a lifeless Shizuru and calls for the bell, immediately trying to pull John’s arms off Shizuru.
Your winner (referee stoppage, 21:15), John Law.
As John continues to squeeze the life from Shizuru, Creech and a host of officials try to break his grip. As Shizuru’s face turns a bloody shade of purple, Zed charges in from the back and pries John’s hands off Shizuru. John indignantly stands up and gets in Zed’s face. Zed, unwavering, stares down with John as OOWF Medical pulls Shizuru out of the ring to a hero's ovation. Sensing a pier-six brawl brewing, Reverend BRICK~! and OOWF Security pull the two apart before they come to blows.
NICK FLEMING & SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. THE DARLINGS
Fleming and Davis are announced, and the crowd boos the hell out of them. Neither seem to care or notice and wait in their corner for the Darlings.
<cut to the back and we see Alex walking down the hall yelling for Lexie. Alex asks several stage hands if they’ve seen her. He finally gets to the Stairwell of Horrible Violence, and we see Lexie lying on the landing in a pool of blood. Alex yells for medics as we hear the Darlings music playing in the background. Medics immediately get there and check on Lexie, we hear that she’s alive, then Alex spins away from the crowd and the INC follows him to the ring. Darling steps into the ring and tries to explain what’s happened to the referee, but>
Davis NAILS Darling from behind. Alex falls to the mat and Davis puts the boots to him. Davis pulls Alex to his feet and whips him into the corner, but Alex puts on the brakes and hits a charging Davis with an elbow to the jaw. Alex grabs Davis and hammers him with punches to the face. Fleming comes in and grabs Alex from behind and pulls him off his partner and tries to throw him over the top rope. Alex lands on the apron and connects with a kick to Fleming’s head, then grabs him and lifts him for a suplex, then drives him down on the apron with a DDT!
Darling slides back into the ring as Davis is getting to his feet and ROCKS him with a European uppercut to the jaw that sends Davis stumbling back into the corner, then down to the mat. Darling gets a running start and smashes a knee into Davis’ face, then pulls him to the middle of the ring and covers, but Davis kicks out at two.
Darling waits for Davis to get to his feet, then hits the ropes, but Fleming grabs his foot, tripping him up. Darling stumbles forward and Davis catches him with a roaring elbow right to the side of the head! Darling collapses to the mat, and now it is Davis’ turn to hammer him with punches to the face. Fleming and Davis spend the next few minutes working over Alex, the crowd is booing the shit out of them, but then the crowd begins to murmer. Fleming has Darling in a chinlock, he looks up and begins to shake his head and laugh. The camera pans around and we see why.
Moosehead Jack is heading to the ring…….slowly. Moose has a snarl on his face, and a cane in his hand.
Russ: What in God’s name is Moose doing? Razz: Has he been cleared to wrestle? Russ: He can barely WALK, I find it hard to believe he would be cleared to WRESTLE! Razz: Well, Davin Moreland got hit by a train and wrestled a two out of three falls match against Stank THAT NIGHT! Russ: Which he LOST two falls to none! Razz: That’s really what you took from that? The Ghost of Bobby Heenan: YEAH, BUT WHO’S SIDE IS HE ON? Russ: That’s a good point Bobby TGOBH: Of course it is humanoid Razz: Moose wants Fleming dead Russ: And he wants to send cake and flowers to Darling? Razz: Fair point!
He gets to the ring and carefully gets onto the apron and stares at both Darling and Fleming. Moose slowly moves down the apron to the corner, grabs the tag rope and holds out his hand. Fleming is openly laughing right now, he slams Darling’s head into the mat, then drags him over and uses Darling’s arm to tag in Moose. Fleming drops Alex and backs to the middle of the ring. Moose slowly steps between the ropes and walks up to Fleming and flips him the double bird. Moose kicks Fleming in the gut then sends him to the ropes, charges at him and takes them both over the top rope to the floor with a clothesline! Moose pops back to his feet and runs over to the announce table and grabs a mic. Moose walks back to Fleming, who is on his backside scooting away from Moose
Why Nick Fleming, you look like somebody just walked over your grave. <Moose notices the shocked look on Fleming’s face> Oh, I wasn’t quite as sick as I made out.
Moose pounces on Fleming and hammers him with punches to the face. Moose throws Fleming back into the ring and follows, then darts across the ring and nails Davis with a forearm to the face that sends him to the floor. Moose grabs Fleming and whips him to the ropes and drops him with a pop up powerbomb. Moose gets to his feet and slowly walks to his corner, he and Alex glare at one another. Moose reaches out and Alex………tags himself in!
Moose and Alex spend the next few minutes kicking the shit out of Davis and Fleming. Davis and Fleming fight back, but it’s not enough, the end comes when Moose catches Davis with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face, then tags in Darling. Moose dives between the ropes and slams Fleming into the barricade while Darling lifts Davis in a Darling Driver, covers and gets the three! WINNERS in 28:31 – Moosehead Jack & Alexander Darling
After the match, Moose and Alex meet in the middle of the ring and go nose to nose. We hear Moose say “ONE MONTH” Darling sneers and nods. The two back away and head up the ramp to the back.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Saints attack before the bell. Fulton throws Bridget over the top rope, then follows her outside and pulls her into a pull up powerslam on the concrete! Folz lifts Kylie for a suplex, then drops her on the top rope, grabs her by the head and drives her to the mat with a DDT. Folz tags in Fulton, Fulton drops a leg across the back of her head and covers, but Kylie kicks out at two.
Fulton pulls Kylie up and lifts her for a suplex and holds her there for a LONG time, perhaps too long. Bridget gets back into the ring, when Fulton turns to face her, she POPS him in the mouth with a superkick! Fulton and Kylie fall to the mat, Folz runs in and Bridget connects with a running knee to the face that sends Folz out of the ring. As Bridget hits the mat, she grabs her ribs and winces in pain, then heads back to her corner.
Kylie works over Fulton’s knee, keeping him on the mat. Bridget tags in and continues working the leg, but you can see her ribs are bothering her. Fulton fights back to his feet and backs Bridget into the corner and hits sort of a three step avalanche, Bridget drops to the mat holding her ribs in pain. Fulton lands a few kicks to her ribs, then turns to walk across the ring to tag in Folz. Bridget fights to her feet and scales the ropes and hits a missile dropkick to the back of Fulton’s head that sends him to the mat, narrowly missing Folz’s outstretched hand! Bridget rolls to her corner and tags in Kylie.
Kylie comes into the ring and jaws with Folz, meanwhile Bridget races around the ring, grabs Folz unaware and POWERBOMBS him to the floor! Bridget slides back into the ring, as Fulton gets to his feet, Kylie goes high with a running knee to the face, while Bridget sweeps the legs! Kylie covers, one…….two…..THREE! WINNERS in 23:11 – and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O’Malley
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
As Bev is making her way to the ring, John Law slides out from under the ring (how long has he been under there?) and attacks Zed from behind! Law hammers Zed with punches and kicks, then ties Zed’s arms behind him with zip ties. Beverly is stunned by the attack and just watches about halfway down the ramp. With Zed helpless, Law stomps on the back of his head, then traps him in the MIRANDA RIGHTS! Zed can’t even tap out! Bev finally wakes up and races to the ring. Before she can get to Law, Law releases the hold and bails out of the ring and heads to the back.
Bev kneels next to Zed while medics race to the ring. They get the zip ties from around his wrists and call for a gurney. Outside the ring BRICK~! takes a knee at ringside, and soon enough the entire audience has as well. They load Zed onto the gurney and roll him up the ramp to the back. As they get to the top, Zed gives the “thumbs up” and the crowd gets to their feet and erupts. WINNER – No Match
FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match – Submissions Do Not Count
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our main event this evening is a no-win by submission match for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first from Hell’s Kitchen, New York City, at a weight of 135 pounds, representing the Saints of Sinners, Firewoman.
Russ: Originally this was going to be a standard rules match, but Firewoman tweaked it slightly by saying one can’t win by submission. Ironic seeing that she won the rights to name the stipulation from winning a submission bout.
ME: And her opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, he is the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Razz: For a couple months now Firewoman has wanted one thing and one thing only from Jack Bullet, a good sock to the jaw. By taking the submission strategy away from him, which Bullet has used in the past, she’s hoping to push him more in that direction.
Russ: Firewoman believes that Jack is a misogynist disrespecting her and all women by refusing to strike a female in the ring.
Razz: Firewoman wants to be treated as an equal. If Jack Bullet would dropkick Zed, why not her? If Bullet would clothesline Matt Folz, why not her? If Bullet would put Chris Carter and Demon Smoke in the hospital in prolonged vegetative states, why not her?
Russ: Uh…you’re saying Fire wants Jack to put her in the hospital?
Razz: In her mind, that would probably be a clear victory.
Davis Hightower calls for the bell and Fire immediately sprints across the ring and jumps high in the air for a Superman punch. Bullet is caught off guard and falls into the near corner. Fire follows with a running knee lift. She goes to whip Bullet across the ring, he reverses, Fire reverses back and turns it into a short arm clothesline. She leaps to the middle rope and vaults off with a backflip. Bullet stands and catches Fire on his shoulder, hits a power slam and then rolls to the floor.
Russ: Firewoman is a house of fire here in the early going. Nothing but quick, sharp strikes to the world champion and he’s off his game.
Razz: He had to expect this. Fire is a rabid dog going after a bone. She’s making her stand here and now. If she doesn’t leave tonight as the world champion, she will leave with a fresh, new soul for her collection.
Firewoman grabs the top rope and slingshots out to the floor. Bullet catches her and delivers a backbreaker. He pushes Fire off his knee and gets back in the ring. Hightower starts a count out, Fire is up and back in the ring by six. She goes after Bullet again, he side steps and goes low with a heel trip. He turns it into an STF.
Russ: Bullet can’t win this way, but he can wear Fire down.
Razz: No, he can’t.
Fire immediately taps out. Hightower calls for the break, but Bullet looks confused. He finally does give it. As he breaks off, Jack does keep hold of Fire’s one leg and transitions into a figure four leglock. Fire immediately taps and Bullet breaks again.
Russ: Brilliant strategy by Fire. She didn’t take submission holds away, but their potency. If you can’t win by submission, why not tap out right away and get the break. I don’t think Jack contemplated that before now, but it’s hitting him hard now.
Razz: Fire did that to frustrate Bullet. He’s playing into her game plan.
A perplexed Bullet is immediately beset by Fire again. She peppers him with punches and he covers up while backing into the near corner. Fire grabs the ropes and nails three shoulder thrusts to the mid-section. She goes to whip him across the ring. Bullet reverses. Fire reverses again, but Jack ducks under the short arm clothesline this time. He gets behind Fire with a waistlock and reels back with a German suplex. He rolls up with the waistlock still cinched, but Fire uses three back elbows to the head to break. She turns around, kicks Jack in the gut, grabs his head as he’s bent over and gets a swinging neckbreaker. She mounts Jack and pummels him with punches. Hightower warns her about the closed hands, so she shrugs and starts paint brushing him with slaps. Bullet uses his power to roll Fire over and get on top. He has a hand cocked, but doesn’t strike. He gets up.
Russ: Jack Bullet might be getting frustrated. It looks like he contemplated a punch there, but thought better of it.
Razz: Cracks are starting to show. Jack has said over and over, ‘oh, Fire can’t get to me.’ He might be wrong here.
Fire charges Bullet, who sidesteps her and pushes her face first into the near corner. She bounces out and Jack catches her from behind with a full nelson. He hits a full nelson slam. He goes to climb the turnbuckles. Fire catches him on the second turnbuckle and electric chair drops him to the mat. She floats over to mount Jack again and paint brushes him with slaps. Bullet pushes her off, a little forcefully.
Both come up and Fire hits a standing dropkick. Bullet falls into the ropes. Fire charges, Bullet spins away and Fire dives to the floor. Bullet steps to the apron and looks down on Fire as she stands. Fire throws her arms back and lifts her head up.
Russ: I believe Fire is daring Bullet to come off the apron with a dive or axe handle.
Razz: Bullet appears to be considering it.
However, he shakes his head slightly to the negative and steps back between the ropes. Fire takes the apron. Springs up to the top rope and comes off to collar Bullet around the head. He blocks the bulldog try and throws Fire off to land on her back. Bullet bends over to pick her up and Fire comes up with a punch to the face, she then reels back a leg to kick Bullet in the head. He falls back. Fire stands and grabs Jack’s head with a rear facelock, she kicks her feet up and slams back with a pendulum DDT. Fire floats over and starts slapping Jack again. Jack pushes off more aggressively than last time. They race up, Fire goes for a standing dropkick again, but Jack feints back and she misses. Bullet picks Fire up by the leg for a teardrop suplex. He picks Fire up for a standard suplex. She slips out behind and pushes Bullet into the ropes. He grabs the top strand to block the O’Connor Roll. Fire rolls backwards and up to her feet. Bullet turns around to catch a flying forearm to the face. She collars Bullet, runs the ropes and gets a bulldog. She follows with a curbstomp.
Russ: It’s the Fire Stomp. You want to talk about an impacting strike, there you go.
She follows with a standing Firesault. Fire races to the top turnbuckle facing the ring. She comes off with a flip for a swanton. Bullet stands and runs forward to catch Fire as she’s completing her turn. Fire is facing out with her head down in Bullet’s arms. Jack falls forward with a facebuster.
Razz: Okay, so he won’t punch a woman in the face, but he will drop her on her face.
Russ: Bullet has shifted to more impact moves the last few minutes. It could be a sign that he’s growing more frustrated with Fire.
Bullet pulls Fire up between his legs for a piledriver, but he hesitates as he realizes what he’s doing. This allows Fire to backdrop out. Bullet gets to his knees facing fire and she lets loose with a savate kick to the jaw. Bullet goes down.
Russ: This would be a great time to go for a cover, but Fire hasn’t tried for a pinfall the entire match.
Razz: It’s not what she wants.
Fire picks Bullet up and presses him in the corner. She paints brushes him with slaps and screams “hit me” with each one.
Slap…“hit me” Slap…“Hit Me!” Slap…“HIT ME!!!”
Bullet explodes out of the corner with a straight right hand, the crack echoes into the rafters. The fans are stunned silent. Both go to the mat from the force of the blow. Fire lays on the canvas with her eyes closed and blood trickling from her nose and mouth.
Russ: My God! It’s the punch heard around the world! That made Nia Jax on Becky Lynch look like a tickle fight on a playground.
Razz: Be careful what you ask for might be appropriate to say here.
Bullet looks over at Fire and his face turns white as a sheet. He sits up and stares at her blankly. Fire doesn’t move. Hightower isn’t sure what to do here, so he watches and waits. Without the blank look leaving his face, Bullet rolls very slowly out of the ring to the floor. He trips slowly along the outside to the aisle.
Russ: Jack Bullet seems to have checked out. Nothing is registering on his face. Fire took the shot, but I don’t think the champ knows where he is.
Razz: He’s in hell, just Firewoman wanted to send him.
The fans murmur, also not sure what is happening. Hightower counts in the ring as Bullet gets further from the ring. Eight….nine…ten.
ME: The winner of his bout by count out, Firewoman. However, titles do not change hands on a count out and STILL your OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Hightower has the title belt in his hands now, but nobody to award it too. Fire starts to stir and sits up on the mat. She puts her hands to her face and feels the blood. She looks down at her hands and smiles. Her devilish, blood stained smile fills the screen as we fade for the night.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 12, February 24th, Live! from Casper, Wyoming. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! February 6th Live! From, Las Cruces, New Mexico
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#899) Live! From Tampico, Mexico January 23, 2019
SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW
“Untouchable” brings out John Law, who arrogantly smirks as he walks toward the ring. As John leans in to taunt a fan holding a “Shizuru 4 Life” sign, Shizuru races down the ramp and hammers John from behind with a chair. With John on one knee, Shizuru stands over John, urging him to get upright only for John to deliver a low blow. As Shizuru writhes in pain, John picks the smaller fighter up by his trunks and tosses him unceremoniously into the ring. As Shizuru shakes the cobwebs, “Junior” Hale tries to cut John off on his path to Shizuru. John shoves Hale to the side and walks right into a flying knee to the jaw.
With a scream, Shizuru runs toward John and begins clawing at his eyes, only getting his grip broken when John tosses him over the top rope and onto the apron. John spears Shizuru into the barricade as Hale is already signaling for the bell.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee “Junior” Hale has ruled this match a no contest (0:00).
Shizuru picks himself up and gets a face full of John’s right hand, but gives it right back fast the two engage in an NHL-style fistfight as Hale is waving on OOWF Security. The two are trading off trips around the ring fixtures when the yellow shirts manage to pry the two apart … For a brief moment until John bulls through security and delivers a crushing lariat to Shizuru, who struggles to break away from security until John grabs him by the hair and throws him into the crowd. Shizuru grabs a nearby chair from a well-intentioned fan at ringside and plasters John to stop him cold. Shizuru continues the chair-assisted beatdown until OOWF Security pulls him off of the downed rival. John struggles to sit up, getting no encouragement from fans – or really even anyone under OOWF employ – as Shizuru breaks away from security and hits a shining wizard to drop John where he sat. Only then does Shizuru acquiesce to the requests of the yellow shirts.
SEBASTIAN DAVIS & MAMA JUANA vs. ALEXIS DARLING & MAC FLASHER
With Sebastian Davis and Mama Juana already in the ring, and Mac Flasher atop the entrance ramp, Alexis Darling doesn’t even wait for her music to hit before charging to the ringside area and wanting a piece of Sebastian. While Mac is showing no fear of Mama Juana, he’s taking his time on his way to the ring as Juana lets Alexis and Sebastian sort out their issues. That’s good enough for Mel Creech, who rings the bell with Alexis and Sebastian rolling around on the mat and trading punches. Alexis peels off of Sebastian and stomps away while he tries to cover himself, retreating to a neutral corner, where Creech has the unenviable task of pulling Alexis away. Finally he manages to separate the two as Sebastian hurriedly tags in Juana.
Juana steps between the ropes and doesn’t take her eyes off of Mac, who reaches in and tags in, despite Alexis not knowing. Mac overpowers Juana with a snap mare, a press slam and a few sharp shoulders in the corner. When Mac tries to mount the turnbuckles for 10 punches, Juana calmly slides out of the predicament and to the outside. Mac urges Juana to return to the ring while Juana is content to let Creech reach 7 on the count before rolling in. Before Mac can lock up with Juana again, she gets into her smoke-blowing pose, causing Mac to give Juana all the space that she needs. Juana reveals nothing underhanded before charging at Mac with a running knee strike. Mac stumbles back as Juana drills him with a Stinger Splash. With Mac trying to get his distance from the corner, he turns into a springboard meteora that gets 1. Juana stays on the offense, but allows Sebastian his turn at Mac as the two exchange quick tags with fluid individual offense, but nothing tandem … Yet.
A punch-drunk Mac takes a swing at Juana before falling face-first at her feet. Sebastian tags in and hoists Mac up into a spine buster position as Juana bounces off the ropes and delivers a leg lariat as Sebastian sends Mac hard to the mat. That gets 2 before Alexis breaks up the count.
Sebastian tries to intimidate Alexis as Creech sends her back to the apron, getting a forearm shiver to the jaw for his efforts. With Creech chiding Alexis, Mac decks Sebastian with a discus elbow, running to the corner only to have Juana race over and send Alexis flying before a tag could be made.
Sebastian hoists Mac into an electric chair drop, sending to the mat as Juana delivers a pair of knees to his chest from the top. Juana tries to cover, but Creech notes that Sebastian is the legal member of the team. As Sebastian saunters over, he’s caught in a small package that gets 1 before Juana breaks up the pin attempt. Mac stands and ducks just in time as Juana’s elbow finds Sebastian instead. Mac makes a hot tag to Alexis, who has clotheslines for everyone. Two of them, even. A third rotation comes as Juana and Sebastian are slumped in opposite corners. Alexis then picks on Juana with a butterfly suplex that sends her out of the ring. She stares down Sebastian, but tags in Mac, who just made his way to his feet during Alexis’ rampage. With Sebastian in a daze, Mac puts him up in position for a Flash Drive with Alexis mounting the turnbuckles.
Russ: “Is this …” Razz: “A career-ender? Yes, but Alexis isn’t one to not already know that.”
Before Mac can start the drop, Juana shoves Alexis into Mac and Sebastian, creating a pile of bodies on the mat. In the confusion, Sebastian is able to reach into his tights and produce a pair of brass knuckles. A right cross to Mac’s jaw – as Creech tends to Alexis – drops him on the mat. As Juana occupies Alexis, Creech sees Sebastian making a cover on Mac, with the aid of tights … Not that the help was needed.
Your winners (pinfall, 11:17), the team of Sebastian Davis and Mama Juana.
Sebastian celebrates his win with a few taunts toward Mac as Alexis pops in with a series of blows to trigger a brawl. While that’s happening, Juana just looks over Mac, without much intent as he slowly comes to. Mac immediately tries to defend himself as Juana cackles and backs away. Mac, while still very confused, passively tries to pull Alexis off Sebastian and gets a slap for his troubles as the two continue to tear into each other.
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. NICK FLEMING vs. ZED
Everyone is introduced and the bell rings. Fleming immediately nails Bev with a forearm to the back of the head and dumps her over the top rope to the floor. Fleming tries a roll up on Zed, but Zed kicks out before the one and spins to his feet and ducks a clothesline from Fleming. As Fleming runs toward the ropes, Bev is on the apron, she springs to the top rope and hits Fleming with an elbow to the jaw and covers, but Zed breaks it up at one.
Zed grabs Bev and pulls her to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle, then pulls Fleming up and sends him in as well. Bev moves out of the way and Fleming slams chest first into the corner, as he staggers backward, Bev grabs him around the waist and hits a release German suplex. As Bev is getting to one knee, Zed charges in and hits her with a shining wizard that lays her out. Zed covers, but Bev kicks out at two. Zed is quickly to his feet, he grabs Fleming and sends him to the ropes and connects with a dropkick to the jaw that sends Fleming over the top rope to the floor.
Zed turns his attention back to Bev, but she pops him on the jaw with a superkick that rocks the champ on his heels. Bev hits the ropes and takes Zed down with a hard lariat for a two count. Bev gets to her feet and hits the ropes again, and Fleming low bridges her from the outside. Bev tumbles over the ropes to the floor. Fleming grabs her and slams her face first into the Spanish Announce Table, then drops her with a DDT on the floor.
Fleming rolls back into the ring and he and Zed go at it. Zed has the upper hand initially, but Fleming cuts him off with a punch to the throat, then plants him with a snap suplex. Fleming takes over on Zed and wears him down, on the outside we see Bev struggling to her feet, her forehead busted open from the DDT. She tries to get on the apron, but fails. Medical comes down to check on her, but she shoves them away.
Inside the ring, Fleming calls for the piledriver! He sets up Zed, but Bev has somehow managed to climb the ropes. She leaps and connects with a missile dropkick to Fleming’s face, sending him to the mat. Bev is slow to her feet, but as she stands, she grabs Fleming and lifts him for a powerbomb, then throws him over the top rope to the floor! No table, just the floor! Bev turns around and Zed kicks her in the gut and rolls her into a small package, but Bev manages to reverse the roll up and gets the three count! Zed is stunned! WINNER in 14:05 – Beverly Cambridge
JACK BULLET, KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
The champs are out first, and somewhere Alan Capps seethes in rage. The Saints music hits and they storm the ring, and the fight is ON! Fulton clotheslines Bridget over the top while Folz backdrops Kylie to the floor. Bullet bails out of the ring to regroup with his partners, as they huddle up Fire runs to the corner, scales the ropes and dives at the trio sending them all crashing to the floor.
Fire grabs Bullet and throws him back into the ring then follows and puts the boots to him before hooking him for a trio of suplexes. As she lifts Bullet for the last suplex, she tags in Fulton. Fire drives Bullet to the mat, then rolls out of the way, Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE on the world champ! Fulton covers, but Kylie races in for the save.
The Saints cut the ring off and put a beating on the world champion. To Bullet’s credit, he escaped every pin attempt. The turning point comes when Folz sets Bullet on the top rope and scales the ropes for a superplex, but Bullet blocks the move and fights Folz hammering him with forearms to the side of the head until Folz falls to the middle of the ring. Bullet stands up and launches himself and drops a perfect leg across Folz. Bullet covers, but Fire makes the save, drawing Kylie and Bridget into the ring. As the four brawl, Folz slowly gets to his feet and pulls Bullet up, but before he can do anything, Kylie and Bridget break away from Fire and Fulton and KILL Folz with a double superkick to the jaw! Folz lets go of Bullet and falls flat on his back, Bullet falls the opposite way, right into his corner where Kylie tags herself in!
Kylie charges in and drops Folz with a spinning heel kick, then ducks a clothesline from a charging Fulton, then catches him with a high knee to the nose on the rebound. Fire grabs her from behind, but Kylie quickly switches positions and takes Fire to the mat with the Florida Key! The referee doesn’t make the count, Fire wasn’t legal, so Kylie releases the hold. All six are now in the ring and all hell breaks loose, they brawl inside and outside the ring. The end comes when Bullet reaches for Folz and Folz swings a chair over his head and slams Bullet in the head! Bullet staggers backward and Fire grabs him and traps him in a triangle choke! Fire takes him to the mat, then gives the full body scissors! Bullet fights but he is trapped in the middle of the ring, the referee checks his arm, it drops once, twice……THREE TIMES! WINNERS in 42:39 – The Saints of Sinners
The Saints continue to brawl before security finally gets them apart and up the ramp. Inside the ring Kylie and Bridget help Bullet to his feet. The show closes with Bullet staring down Fire and Fire returning his stare with a smirk on her face.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 12, February 24th, Live! from Casper, Wyoming. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem: Dance of Death 12 Live! January 30th Live! From, Mexico City, Mexico
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#898) Live! From Cancun, Mexico January 16, 2019
SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW
Both men are introduced and make their way to the ring, Shizuru gets a nice pop, Law gets booed out of the building. The two meet in the middle of the ring. Law demands the referee pat down Shizuru for foreign objects. As the referee checks Shizuru’s boots, Law NAILS Shizuru with a running elbow to the side of the head! Shizuru drops like a sack of potatoes and Law pounces on him and locks in the MIRANDA RIGHTS! Shiz immediately taps out, but Law doesn’t break the hold until the referee threatens to reverse the decision. Law finally breaks….. WINNER in :06 – John Law
……then pounces on Shizuru again and ties his hands behind his back with the zip ties. Law pulls Shizuru to his feet, grabs him around the waist and hits a release German suplex! Shizuru lands HARD right on the back of his head
Russ: GOOD GAWD HE MIGHT BE DEAD! Razz: I saw Sabu take a suplex like that……..it didn’t end well!
The locker room empties and medics and security get Law away from Shizuru. Law heads to the back to a chorus of boos while EMT’s race to the ring with a gurney for Shizuru.
MATT FOLZ vs. NICK FLEMING
This match has a lot of anticipation as the two combatants have decided to keep their comments to themselves and do their talking in the ring. Matt Folz enters accompanied by the lovely Jamie to his entrance music a chorus of boos. Nick Fleming enters, alone, and no fanfare, his usual thing. He's a bit surprised by some positive crowd reaction, but he IS facing one of the Saints of Sinners, so... Anyway, we get the bell and these two start. It's a slow plodding match at first, not because they are themselves slow and plodding, but because they are both masters of strategy and neither wants to tip his hand too soon. There are many holds and locks shared between them, and that eats up about 15 minutes. Gradually they start to increase the intensity and put some strikes in between the holds. Folz grabs Fleming and shoves him hard to the corner, following in with splash. He whips Fleming to the opposite corner and repeats the process. He goes for a third and Fleming puts on the brakes center ring, and then redirects and propels Folz to the ropes. Folz flips over them landing on the apron. Fleming hits the far rope and that adds to his momentum as he shoulder blocks Folz through the ropes, so Folz goes to the floor. Fleming smiles down at him over the ropes. Folz gets to his feet as Fleming goes between the ropes to stand on the apron. Folz tries to get onto said apron, but is thwarted by Fleming elbow drops on him. Folz falls to the floor and Fleming hops down so they can brawl to the outside. Fleming has the better of Folz now, as he hammers him with mostly-legal punches and occasional tosses into stairs and ringposts. This goes on for a good long while, and the referee keeps pleading with them to get back into the legal ring. Finally, Fleming is bored with this, and picks Folz up for a fireman's carry, and attempt to deposit him onto the steel steps, except Jamie has come around grabs Folz's legs, pulling him off. Folz does hit the ground with a thud, but at least he didn't hit the steps. Fleming glares dagger at Jamie, who wisely runs to the other side of the ring. He turns back to Folz, who is almost on his feet now. Fleming helps Folz not-so-gently into the ring, and then follows. Folz gets to his feet and Fleming kicks him in the gut to set up the piledriver, but Folz reverses by standing and attempting a back body drop. Fleming slides down, though, grabbing Folz by the ankles to knock him off balance. It almost works but Folz regains control and drops down to a Thesz press, reaching back to hook the leg. Fleming adjusts and rolls over, getting Folz into a small package. Folz powers out of that and tries to catch Fleming in an ankle lock, but Fleming flips to a triangle stance and then ducks, toss Folz over him. Folz gets to his feet, but then falls when Fleming drops him with a toe hold. Fleming pounces in for the sleeper and the referee is just getting ready to do the three arm raises of doom when....BBZZZZZT!! Time is up! The referee implores Fleming to break the hold, while Jamie pulls Matt out of the ring. WINNER – 30 minute time limit draw
ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAC FLASHER vs. MAMA JUANA vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Match TBEIL, Mac gets the win
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO
Both teams are introduced for this non-title match and both teams are adored by the crowd. The two teams shake hands before the bell, and the crowd eats that up as well. Somewhere in the back, Moose is throwing up.
Bridget and Kylie start off fast and keep Justin on their side of the ring, keeping him on the mat, working his legs and back. Justin finally works free with a series of superkicks that stun the champs, he is about to make a tag when Kylie lunges and takes Bill off the apron with a drop kick just before Justin makes the tag.
Kylie pulls Justin up, but before he can do anything, Fulton and Folz hit the ring armed with baseball bats and take out the champs and BFE! Fulton drops the DROPLINE on Kylie while Folz takes Bridget down with an angle slam. Bill and Justin try to make the save, but both eat baseball bats to the face for their efforts. The Saints lay the boots to the champs a bit more and stand over them victoriously before sneering and leaving the ring. WINNER – No Contest in 7:29
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. STAN FULTON vs. ZED
With Zed, Beverly Cambridge and “The Crusher” Stan Fulton standing in their respective corners, OOWF Referee Angelo Barros enthusiastically calls for the bell to be rung to open this triple-threat bout. Zed and Beverly nod at each other, both tearing into Stan, cornering him with strikes, but that offensive is short-lived as he shoves Beverly and head butts Zed. Stan, now free to roam the ring, tries to hammer away at a kneeling Zed, getting a few forearm blows in before Beverly hops on his back to provide a temporary distraction. Beverly slides to put Stan in a crucifix position, getting a dropkick assist from Zed and 1 from Barros, before Stan powers out.
Russ: “This isn’t scheduled to be a handicap match, but Stan Fulton is definitely fighting in one tonight.” Razz: “Soon, Zed and Beverly Cambridge will come to blows. It’s not going to be 100-percent a handicap match. They’ve always worked well together, but only one gets credit for the win.”
Stan rolls himself vertical, and right into a super kick from Zed. As Zed attempts a cover, Beverly sneaks in with a rollup on Zed to get 1. Zed and Beverly stand off and side at each other while Rev. BRICK~! frantically calls for Zed’s attention as Stan barrels through Zed with a chest block, tangling Zed in the ropes for a moment before he falls to the outside. Beverly tries to combat Stan with a few quick blows, but gets an earclap and a few clubbing forearms for her trouble. Stan drops two elbows in succession on Beverly before wrapping her up in a side headlock with all of his weight pressed onto her. Beverly is able to even move as Stan cranks in the pressure, with Beverly seemingly fading until Zed rolls in and delivers a baseball slide to Stan’s chin to release the hold. With both of his opponents down, Zed picks Beverly for an attempted Divine Intervention (the BRICK~!-suggested name for the former GTH DDT). As lon as it took to read the explanation, Beverly wiggles her way into a small-package pin try that gets 2 before Stan breaks up the fall.
Zed pops up and starts to trade fists with Stan, losing the advantage in a hurry before Beverly clips Stan’s knee. Zed raises an eyebrow and Beverly shrugs before the two use tandem attacks to keep Stan on his back and on the defensive. No pin try, regardless of the moves before or the attempted pinner, gets more than barely 2 as Stan grows increasingly frustrated and annoyed. With BRICK~! trying to get the crowd on the side of Zed and maybe Beverly, Stan is able to pop up and deliver a lariat to Zed, drawing ooohs, ahhhh and applause from the OOWF faithful. Stan plays to the applause a bit, quickly getting on the fans’ bad side again by delivering a shoulder breaker to Beverly with the impact area being Stan’s knee, then Zed’s torso.
Stan toys with the smaller combatants, whipping both into all four corners with Zed going first and Beverly following into Zed. After that sequence, Stan sends Beverly and Zed into opposite corners and delivers alternating splashes to both, completing three circuits before Zed falls on his face with Beverly slumps on the turnbuckles. Stan sees a downed Zed and makes his approach with BRICK~! stepping onto the apron. As Stan shifts his focus onto BRICK~!, Zed rolls to safety for the time being. BRICK~! and Stan start jawing as Zed mounts the turnbuckles. Beverly charges Stan from behind and leaps onto his back. Zed’s attempt at offense from the top results in Zed bumping heads with Beverly. Stan grabs the groggy Beverly and powerslams her on top of Zed before pulling him to the nearest corner. With a message intended for BRICK~!, Stan delivers The Crusher on Zed for an academic 3. WINNER (pinfall, 10:56) “The Crusher” Stan Fulton.
BRICK~! tends to Zed as Stan gets his hand raised. Stan turns to see BRICK~! and makes his way toward him, grabbing him by the lapels of his suit and lifting him high. Only when Beverly charges with a reverend-saving flying forearm that doesn’t fully connect does Stan gently put BRICK~! down to admire the battered bodies he’s leaving in the ring.
FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET
“I am the Fire” bellows through the arena, as Firewoman tears through the curtains and walks with purpose to the ring. With Firewoman leaping over the top rope before running a couple bounces off the ropes, her music fades into “Stranglehold” and the OOWF World Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet. Jack also has purpose as he heads to the ring, showing a glare toward Firewoman that’s enough to require Davis Hightower to pull her back to allow Jack entrance into the ring. No sooner than Jack’s entry, however, and Hightower loses his grip as Firewoman rips into Jack with punches, kicks, knees, elbows, and just about anything else on her anatomy that she thinks would hurt or injure Jack. All the while, Jack calmly shields himself and doesn’t so much as pull a fist back before Hightower can separate the two and start the match proper.
The bell rings as Firewoman charges in again, only this time into a picture-perfect spinebuster and a quick cover that gets 1. Jack, showing a bit of wear from Firewoman’s early attack, tries to keep control with a front face lock that Firewoman escapes. The two stand off before Firewoman offers a test of strength. Jack obliges but gets slapped. While rubbing his cheek, Jack is caught with a dropkick to the knee, crashing him face-first onto the mat. Firewoman tries to work the leg, but Jack is able to pull away and get vertical, getting another slap after refusing to deliver a requested and mapped-out punch to the chin of Firewoman.
Russ: “Soon, Jack Bullet is going to crack and wallop Firewoman! I can feel it! When it happens, he’ll feel as good as he’s ever felt!” Razz: “Keep dreaming. He’ll take a thousand slaps before knowingly breaking his code of honor when it comes to striking a woman. Even Firewoman, who just wants that respect from him.” Russ: “She also wants that OOWF World Title. Respect? Maybe not so much. She wants that punch because that will show her that she got to him enough to make it happen.”
Jack rubs his cheek again and fights off a hiptoss try from Firewoman, delivering one of his own before almost dropping an elbow out of instinct. When Jack pulls back, Firewoman is able to reach up with a Pele kick, staggering Jack. Firewoman springs up and corners Jack with a series of chops and forearms. A Stinger splash misses, giving Jack the chance at a reverse monkey flip that sends Firewoman two-thirds of the way across the ring and on her face. Jack rushes in and tries to lock in a Last Chancery submission on Firewoman, not locking the hands in time before she bites his right hand. Jack falls beside Firewoman, who rolls over and starts bludgeoning Jack with elbows. With Jack in a defensive position, Firewoman stands up, leans down and slaps Jack again.
Razz: “That’s three slaps. Each one louder than the previous one! In fact, I think Jack’s cheek might be bleeding.”
Razz is correct as a small scratch has opened up on Jack’s cheek. But don’t worry, this thing is like .0001 Muta as Jack calmly wipes it away and braces for Firewoman charging in with a Lou Thesz Press that Jack is able to turn into a stungun when Firewoman gets too much air. Jack takes the chance to slow things down and ground Firewoman with a bevy of stretches, submission tries and small-joint manipulation, bending her fingers back further than what is comfortable to imagine.
Jack opts to deliver a Talon to Firewoman’s left hand, drawing a shriek from her as she is tapped by the squeeze. With Jack putting as much pressure as he can on Firewoman’s hand, she uses her right hand to punch her way out to the predicament. Jack is the first to his feet, getting a forearm to the jaw, but enough leverage to pull out a Northern Lights suplex. Jack bridges back, getting 3 from Hightower. Firewoman slaps the mat as Jack slides to a corner and sighs in relief. All while Hightower heads over to the announce table.
Mike Elevenbee: “Ladies and gentlemen. OOWF referee Davis Hightower has ruled that both Jack Bullet and Firewoman had their shoulders down. Meaning that this match is a draw.”
Jack is puzzled by the decision, looking to talk to Hightower as he comes back to the ring, but he gets a dropkick from Firewoman for his troubles. Firewoman then begins a ground-and-pound assault with Jack overpowering Firewoman and escaping, locking in the Talon on Firewoman’s forehead and lifting her up for what appears to be a Talon Slam, before OOWF Security crash the scene. They manage to keep the two apart for a minute as Firewoman breaks free and into Jack’s security entourage. They scatter as Jack pulls Firewoman into the corner and tries to subdue her by leaning into her, getting a knee to the groin. This gets Jack good and angry as he rears back to deck Firewoman, but is pulled away as a swarm of yellow shirts get between the two as fans chant “Let them go!” in Spanish. The two exchange deep unpleasantries as the feed fades out.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 12, February 24th, Live! from Casper, Wyoming. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! January 23rd Live! From Tampico, Mexico
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#897) Live! From Oaxaca, Mexico January 9, 2019
EL EXTRANO DESCONOCIDO vs. JOHN LAW
With El Extraño Desconocido (Handsome Stranger) standing in the ring, “Untouchable” by Eminem plays with John Law emerging from the curtain. His expression indicates that El Extraño Desconocido is beneath him, but will get beaten all the same. As John enters the ring, he discards his vest and immediately attacks the local star, cornering him and bludgeoning him with forearms to the head, neck and back. El Extraño tries to fight his way out of the corner, but is overpowered by John as he begins to boot down the smaller man. John only stops the beating to jaw-jack with local fans, including El Extraño’s mother, who is front and center at ringside.
Russ: “Imagine that you’re finally getting your big shot in OOWF, and then you get this bout …” Razz: “Tough break for John Law. I’m sure he was expecting more than this skinny geek.” Russ: “I was talking about El Extraño Desconocido getting John Law, when the hometown crowd gets to watch him get pummeled.”
John tears El Extraño from the corner and double underhooks him before delivering a series of headbutts to the neck and upper chest. John then suplexes El Extraño from that position to get 1, thanks to a generous gesture from John to pull El Extraño’s shoulders off the mat. John clubs down El Extraño while pulling at his mask, drawing vitriol from all in attendance.
Russ: “You think it’s escaped John that masks are pretty sacred in Mexico.” Razz: “Partner, I feel a lot of John Law’s actions can be explained with ‘He knows, he just doesn’t care.’”
El Extraño pulls away long enough to catch his air, then catch a charging John with a spinning heel kick. Finally at the advantage, El Extraño peppers John with a few palm strikes, a couple of kicks and a running knee to the head. That puts John on his back. Feeling the swell of crowd support, El Extraño takes to the turnbuckles and calls for a 450-degree splash. That gesture gives John enough time to scramble to his feet and meet El Extraño in the corner. After an uppercut sends El Extraño tumbling off the ropes and onto the apron, a charging shoulderblock sends El Extraño into the barricade. John methodically climbs to the outside and grabs El Extraño by the mask, shouting trash talk into his ear the whole time. John rolls El Extraño into the ring and sets him up in the corner. John chokes down El Extraño right in front of OOWF Official Davis Hightower, who snaps off a count of 4 – almost 5 – before John releases the choke and gives Hightower a piece of his mind. Hightower takes none of it from John, but the argument gives El Extraño enough of an opening to try a victory roll that gets 1. John is first to his feet and almost deboots El Extraño with a discus elbow to regain the advantage. As El Extraño, John steps behind and applies a dragon sleeper before taking him down and cinching in a bodyscissors as well. El Extraño tries valiantly to escape Miranda Rights, but quickly succumbs to the choke and passes out, prompting Hightower to ring the bell. WINNER: (referee stoppage, 7:43), John Law!
Hightower threatens John with a reversed decision if he doesn’t release the hold. John finally breaks at 4.5, but isn’t quite done. With a glance to El Extraño’s mother at ringside, John pulls a zip tie from his pocket, forcing El Extraño’s wrists together. As El Extraño begins to come to, he tries to escape his predicament before John stomps away on his defenseless and defeated opponent. John takes El Extraño to the outside and taunts the mother of the Mexican youngster before giving him a very rough tour of the barricades and ring fixtures. Finally Hightower is able to halt John’s beating, but not before John picks El Extraño up to his feet and delivers one last blow – a head butt – to leave him laying. John exits up the ramp as garbage fills his path.
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE
Both are announced and make their way to the ring. The two meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands, and the crowd eats that up. The bell rings and they lock up, Bev grabs a side headlock, Bill shoots her to the ropes, then takes her to the mat with an arm drag. Bev pops to her feet and tries a drop kick, but Bill catches her leg and drives her to the mat and locks in a half crab. Bev easily grabs the bottom rope forcing the break.
Both lock up again and Bev backs Bill into the corner and blisters him with chops to the chest. Bill reverses it and lands a few chops of his own and whips Bev across the ring, Bev scales the corner and spins and connects with a kick to Bill’s jaw that drop him to the mat. Bev covers, but Bill kicks out at one.
The match continues back and forth for nearly twenty minutes. The end comes when Bev goes for a moonsault, but Bill moves out of the way and Bev crashes and burns. Bill pounces and locks her in the Cuyler Clutch and gets the submission win. WINNER in 19:44 – Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
After the match, Bill helps Bev to her feet, they shake hands and hug and Bev raises Bill’s arm which gets a nice response from the crowd. The two head to the back together, slapping hands along the way.
MAC FLASHER vs. MAMA JUANA
“Voodoo Woman” bellows through the arena as Mama Juana saunters to the ring. Her gait is powerful and confident as she enters the ring and awaits her opponent, who jogs out as “I Get Wet” plays. Fans cheer a but louder for Mac Flasher than they did for Juana, as he rolls under the bottom rope and pops up while keeping an eye on Juana, who visibly poses no threat to Mac at the moment.
Angelo Barros calls for the bell as Juana runs into Mac with a leaping forearm. Juana brings a spirited fight to Mac, who calmly fights his way to an advantage, backing Juana into the corner, but releasing before Barros even got to 1. Juana charges Mac again, with similar success and a repeat rally from Mac.
Russ: “Mac Flasher, who has a win over Mama Juana, is quite cautious in how he approaches her this week.” Razz: “She’s in his head, Russ. The cackling. The PS4 stuff. Mac fears what he doesn’t understand and he’s about as clueless as one can be when it comes to Mama Juana.”
Juana asks for a test of strength with Mac, who obliges and immediately wrings her arm and hammerlocks it behind her. Mac tries a hammerlock German suplex that gets 1, but is broken when Juana frees her arm as if Mac wasn’t holding it. Mac is puzzled, but tries to stay on the offensive, dropping a forearm on the shorter Dominican. An Irish whip to Juana gives her the time needed to switch the game on Mac as she ducks under a lariat and bounds back with a Pele kick, stunning him. Juana then uses her speed and aerial game to fluster Mac, using a springboard moonsault to get 2. Juana lets wilder side take over with strong-style kicks to a kneeling Mac and finishing the flurry with a boot to the head. That gets 2 with Juana segueing into a chin lock with the bulk of her weight on his neck.
Russ: “She’s giving up a lot of weight to Mac, but Mama Juana knows exactly how to be the heaviest that she can be.” Razz: “Mac is going to have to use a lot of energy to fight out of this the way that she’s positioned. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wears himself out and she puts him to sleep.”
With Mac seemingly dozing off, Barros checks eyes and arms. Neither gives Barros a satisfactory reason to call off the match, though a rhythmic clap seemingly gets Mac energized as he starts to stir. From there, he’s able to get Juana up in the air as he stands and backs her into the corner, crushing her with repeated strikes against the turnbuckles until she lets go. As Juana tries to catch her air, Mac comes at her with Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley. Twice. Mac, starting to feel more cocksure against the voodoo mistress signals for the Flash Drive. As Mac hoists Juana into a vertical position, she kicks her legs back and escapes the predicament. As Mac turns around to combat Juana, she blows a cloud of black smoke into his face, causing immediate panic and suffering from the Yinzer. As Mac rubs his eyes and coughs for air, Juana calmly applies an iron claw on Mac’s forehead, getting little resistance from Mac as his concern is more his eyes than the fight. Soon after Mac is on his back, Barros counts him out, though a stoppage could have sufficed at this point. WINNER - (pinfall, 11:53), Mama Juana.
Mac lay motionless on the mat as Juana admires her handiwork. With Barros waving in OOWF Medical personnel, Juana backs the calvary off and approaches the lifeless Mac.
Russ: “She’s won the match. What else is she planning to do.” Razz: “This is a message to a few folks in the locker room that she may not be the best wrestler in OOWF, but Mama Juana has a few abilities that cannot be explained.”
Juana leans over Mac and blows a cloud of white smoke to revive him and reverse the effects of the black smoke. Mac sits up, and skittishly backs away from Juana as confusion over what just happens falls over Mac and almost everyone in the arena. Juana exits victorious as Mac tries to put everything together, even with the replay of the finish showing on the OOWFTron.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS – No Disqualification Match
The match starts with Davis and Alexis walking towards each other. Bryan tells Alexis she’s not ready and she doesn’t want this fight. Lexie slips something out of her hand and wraps it around her fingers before drawing back and punching Sebastian. The spiked chain connecting with his jaw as she continues to hammer away at Davis and knocks him backwards. She drops the chain as she gets him back against the turnbuckle before whipping across the ring to the other side. His chest hits the other turnbuckle and as he turns around she hits him with a Superkick right in the jaw. Davis falls to the mat as Lexie goes over to one of the trash cans to dig for a weapon.
Alexis seems to have found a weapon she was looking for as she pulls out the bat wrapped in barbed wire. She rips the barbed wire off of the bat and walks over to Davis who’s shaking off the kick to the head. She climbs over his back and takes the barbed wire across his mouth and yanks back hard as Bryan yells out in pain the barbed wire starting to tear at the corners of his mouth. He reaches forward as the ref asks him if he gives up and he says no. He reaches back trying to find any place he can grab her to break the hold but Alexis pulls the barbed wire away from his mouth before he can grab her. Davis spits the blood out of his mouth as Alexis walks around him smirking.
Alexis leaned down to get in Sebastian's face and as she did he spit blood in her face. She stumbled backwards as Davis took the moment of blindness for Lexie to stand up and wrap his arms around her waist before launching her over his head and half way across the ring into the corner of the ring where the trash cans and display of weapons were. Walking over to the weapons he picks up a steel chair. You can audibly hear him yell to her "Is this what you wanted?” Before he drives the chair into her torso as she lays in the weapons and yells out in pain. He hits her a couple more times with the chair before tossing the bent up wreckage outside of the ring. He positions a trash can and grabs Lexie and pulls her up by her hair. He then picks her up and body slams her right on the trash can. Lexi’s back bends as she screams out in pain. Bryan makes a cover and tells her to stay down. ONE
Darling Kicks Out!
Davis nods his head and goes to stand up he looks for another weapon grabbing a kendo stick. As he turns around Alexis has a weapon of her own as she rises to her feet. A Flourescent light tube. They both go to swing but Alexis connects with the light tube across hiss face. The tube shatters and bits of the glass are clearly embedded in Sebastian's face. He backs up against the ropes and Lexi takes at a full run spearing Davis and herself through the ropes to the outside of the ring where they both hit the floor hard.
Russ: “Just like that these two have taken the fight outside.”
Razz: “These two just might be out to kill each other.”
They both get up to their feet. Alexis seems less out of it than him and she climbs onto the ring, but Davis rises, grabbing and tossing her straight into the barrier. He stumbles. It's Alexis lucky moment as she finds a crowbar that has fallen from the pail. As Davis starts towards her, she reaches for it, trying to grab it. He kicks it away, a maniacal grin on his face, Davis begins kicking her in the abdomen. Grabbing her by the hair again, he pulls her up. Tucking her head under his arm. DDT!
Davis pulls himself up, crawling under the ring he starts to pull out a table.
Lexie begins to push herself up. Seeing the crowbar again, she is able to grasp it and pull it to her, tucking it under her body. As Davis approaches her, reaching down for her, she swings it out connecting with the back of his knees. He drops to the floor. Rising, Alexis now reaches for the crumbled chair and brings it down repeatedly onto his back, connecting with the back of his head and neck. When Davis is lying prone, Lexie drops down for the pin. Rolling him over, she hooks a leg... one……..two……..three! WINNER in 27:31 – Alexis Darling
STAN FULTON vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY
“Fifty Goddam Skeleton Warriors” plays as “The Crusher” Stan Fulton heads to the ring. Stan enters the ring and stretches himself while using the ropes. After heading to the corner to focus, “Crown on the Ground” pierces through the arena, to bring out one half of the OOWF Tag Team Champions, Bridget O’Malley. The taller of the two Frenemies sprints toward the ring, hopping over the top rope and into a fighting stance, anticipating shenanigans from Stan. They do not happen as Bridget is able to take off her championship and tighten her ponytail with Davis Hightower signaling to start the match.
As the bell rings, Bridget tries to play a strike-and-dodge style with the larger Stan, annoying him more than anything with her kicks that do nothing more than let him know that she’s trying. After a series of hamstring kicks, Stan is able to grab Bridget and toss her aside. Like a ginger bulldog, Bridget rushes to her feet and continues her focus, only to get tossed again. Bridget pops up, continues the attack and gets caught in a Backcut Slam that gets 2 only because Bridget was able to drape her leg over the rope. With a smile on his face, Stan sees the already weakened Bridget and opens his assault on her by propping her up in the corner and working forearms high and fists to the torso as Bridget is too slow to counter much of anything.
Stan then uses his might to repeatedly splash Bridget in the corner before peeling her away and tossing her on the ground. Stan mounts the second turnbuckle to hit a pump splash that gets 2. A return to the second turnbuckle and a throat slash gesture gives Bridget enough time to roll away as Stan is airborne, crashing to the mat. Bridget tries to sneak a quick cover on the downed Stan, but gets 1 as he presses her off with ease. Bridget drops a knee across Stan’s throat and gets 1.5 before getting tossed over Hightower as he was counting.
Razz: “Yinzer tossing! OOWF has everything!” Russ: “Until he’s throwing Bridget into a hospital, she’s going to keep coming.” Razz: “Don’t tempt Stan with a good time.”
Bridget starts to focus on Stan’s legs, somehow toppling him with a dragonscrew leg whip and trying to crank various submissions on him. Stan’s lower-body strength counters almost anything that Bridget tries. Undeterred, Bridget waits for Stan to stand before dropkicking his knee, sending him to the mat. A few knee drops to the side of Stan’s knee and a leg grapevine draws a few howls before Stan is able to drag himself to the ropes and get a break.
Stan gets to a knee before eating a knee to the face to daze him. Instead of a pin, Bridget continues working the knee, driving her knee into the back of his while twisting his ankle.
Russ: “That MMA background that Bridget has rarely visited makes for sound strategy when fighting The Crusher.” Razz: “Everyone is the same size when on the ground, but not everyone is the same caliber of danger from anywhere as Stan Fulton is. Taking away a wheel is Bridget’s best bet.”
Stan is still able to eventually drag Bridget to the ropes and get a break. Hightower counts to 3 before Bridget obliges as a small amount of frustration shows on her face. Stan rolls to the outside to work some pain from his leg as Bridget takes the risk of a tope con hilo to the outside. Stan catches her and nearly powerslams her onto the mat, but can only collapse on top of Bridget as his knee buckles. That’s still enough to knock the wind out of Bridget as both lay on the outside mats. Hightower’s count gets to 6 before Stan gets to a vertical base. Stan picks up the woozy Bridget and rolls her into the ring before getting in at 8. Bridget, on her feet as Stan rolls in, pounds away with three O’Mallets before diving at Stan’s knee. Stan is able to boot Bridget away before she impacts his knee. With Bridget on the mat, Stan picks her and delivers Skol, Vikings! (Mark Henry’s World’s Strongest Slam). With Bridget dead to rights, Stan drags her toward a corner and sets up for The Crusher. It connects. Hightower counts a very academic 3. WINNER (pinfall, 12:19) “The Crusher” Stan Fulton!
Stan looks over the downed Bridget before heading to the timekeeper’s table to retrieve her championship. Stan kneels over Bridget and reminds her that he and Matt Folz can easily regain the titles before dropping it beside her.
SHIZURU vs. NICK FLEMING vs. ZED
This non-title match has all the makings of a classic. All three men come to the ring, Fleming stands in the corner and glares at his opponents. The bell rings and they meet in the middle and trade punches and kicks. Shizuru ducks a clothesline from Zed and catches him with a superkick to the throat that sends the champion out of the ring to the floor. Fleming kills Shizuru with a clothesline to the back of the head that sends him to the mat. Fleming stomps Shizuru, then pulls him up and shoves him to the ropes just as Zed climbs onto the apron. Shizuru slams into Zed, sending Zed flying, and staggers forward right into a PILEDRIVER from Fleming! Nick covers, but Zed manages to get back into the ring at the last second to break it up at two.
Zed pulls Fleming to his feet and sends him to the ropes and stops him cold with a boot to the side of the head, then snapmares him to the mat and drops a fist between his eyes. Fleming rolls out of the ring to regroup, where he is immediately attacked by Matt Folz! Fleming and Folz brawl up the ramp a bit, meanwhile inside the ring, Shizuru tries for the Psycho Driver, but Zed slips free and hits the GTH! Zed covers and gets the three and the win! WINNER in 24:05 – Zed
Security finally separates Folz and Fleming, Fleming snarls at Folz, then looks back at the ring and realizes he’s lost the match, though was not pinned at least, and shakes his head. He turns and heads toward the back, and maybe a few words for Matt Folz.
MATT FOLZ vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO
If there are two more opposite members of the OOWF, I don't know who they'd be. You have Kylie, plucky underdog, and Matt Folz, the scheming mercenary. Despite that, they're pretty evenly matched, although Kylie is still a little green by comparison. The first few minutes are all about that balance, and while Kylie may not have a huge bag of tricks and shenanigans, Matt has to catch her first to use any of his. Folz catches her mid air, and transitions into one of his trademark suplex series, and tries for a bridging pin, but Kylie kicks out. She grasps her lower back a bit and turns right into an Angle Slam...BUT, she also manages to roll through and get to her feet, catching a surprised Matt with a Chick Kick. She pounces to capitalizes and Matt kicks out at two. Now the match begins in earnest, with a whole lot of action and workrate that thrills the crowd, but doesn't look like either are too eager to end it anytime soon. Kylie kicks out of another pin, and Matt pounds the mat (ha!) in frustration. He's too smart to pull a bicep in doing so, though. Kylie knocks him down with a Busaiku Knee just as he's getting to his feet. Matt falls and counts the lights in the ceiling. Kylie goes up top, points to a little girl with a "I *heart* Josie" T-shirt and moonsaults! But she took too long and Matt has rolled out of the way. Kylie slowly gets to her feet to recover, but Matt grabs her into a schoolboy...schoolgirl...schoolchild roll up and..with the assistance of his feet on the bottom ropes, he keeps her shoulders down for three! WINNER in 23:51 - Matt Folz
FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET – Non-Title Submission Match
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our main event this evening is a submission match with the OOWF World Heavyweight Title not on the line. Introducing first from Hell’s Kitchen, New York City, at a weight of 135 pounds, representing the Saints of Sinners, Firewoman.
Russ: Jack Bullet made a challenge to Firewoman and she accepted it. Win this submission match and get another shot at the title. Lose and she can’t face Jack Bullet in the ring for the rest of 2019.
Razz: Firewoman doesn’t so much want the title shot, she wants Jack Bullet’s soul and if she doesn’t take it tonight, she’ll take it at the ppv.
ME: And her opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, he is the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Russ: And we all know how Firewoman wants to take the champ’s soul. Jack Bullet refuses to strike a woman out of an old fashioned moral code. A code Fire finds way out of date.
Razz: Like Fire, I find Jack’s code weird. I won’t punch a woman, but I’ll make her pass out to a figure four like he did to her at New Year’s Evil. It’s blurred lines, and I’m not referring to the Robin Thicke song.
The bell rings and referee Davis Hightower calls for the action. Bullet and Fire circle each other. Fire feigns a leg trip and Jack picks up his foot and back pedals. Fire follows him into the near corner and they lockup. Bullet uses his height and strength advantage to push her out.
They break off and circle again. They cagily reach out to each other and lock hands. Fire tries to kick at the knee. Bullet brings his other hand over to clutch Fire’s and then gives it a firm shake. He nods to the crowd and breaks off.
Russ: That looked like a sign of respect on Bullet’s part. A feeling out period into a handshake.
Razz: He’s trying the same bull crap psyche out ploys he uses on everyone else, but he should know by now, it doesn’t work on Fire.
Fire seems non-plussed by the handshake bit. She goes to feeling out Bullet again. He grabs the arm, uses it to bring her in and goes into a rear waistlock. Fire squats down trying to break and attempts to break Bullet’s grip with her arms. Jack releases his right arm, so he can trip Fire. They go to the mat and he’s on top of Fire with a rear waistlock.
Fire quickly gets into a sitting position and makes her feet before Jack can really clamp it tight and use his weight to hold her down. As they stand, Fire scores a headlock. Bullet uses his height advantage to break by rising up to his full height. He comes out with a wristlock and forces Fire to her knees on the mat. Jack brings Fire up, twists the wristlock a few times and then presses her back down. Fire works her way back up, while trying to twist around Bullet. She hooks her leg with his, he loses the wristlock and Fire hooks the far arm for an abdominal stretch.
Razz: For Bullet saying Firewoman can’t wrestle an abdominal stretch is certainly reaching deep into the classic holds bag.
Russ: I think Fire wants to meet Bullet on his own terms in this submission match. Fire makes most come to her, so let’s see if this strategy throws the champ off.
Bullet uses his power to release Fire’s leg then hip tosses her over to the mat. He works an arm bar with Fire in the seated position. Fire stands, breaks the armbar and gets her own. Bullet makes the nearby ropes to break. Fire gives it. They go to lock up again, but Bullet dives for a heel trip and comes up with an ankle lock. Bullet cranks on it. Fire turns on her belly and crawls for the ropes for the break. Bullet gives it. They circle again. Bullet goes for the dive, Fire picks up her leg, but then Jack dives for the other leg, trips her and comes up with an ankle lock.
Bullet wraps his arm around the ankle while wrapping his other around Fire’s arm for a type of side stretch, but Fire wiggles out before Jack can lock his fingers and she gets a rear chinlock. She cranks on it while putting a knee in Jack’s back. Bullet powers up and turns into the headlock to break. As he goes behind Fire, he gets a full nelson. Fire can’t power out, so she drops to her knees and flips Bullet over her head. As he lies on the mat, Fire gets an ankle lock. Bullet reaches the ropes to break. She gives it. As he stands, Fire runs to the ropes and goes for a Thesz Press, but Jack catches her in a bear hug. Fire screams in a agony a couple times, then uses a bell ringer to break.
Fire charges past Jack and vaults to the middle rope. She leaps off with a twist and lands on Bullet’s back. She wraps her arms around his head in a sleeper hold and secures her legs around his torso. Jack backs into the near corner and slams Fire in the turnbuckles. She grunts and winces, but holds on. Bullet rams her a second time. She holds one. He rams her a third time. She holds on. Bullet takes a few steps out of the corner to try again, but falls to one knee, then slumps to the mat. Fire holds onto the sleeper with her legs around Bullet. They lay on the mat.
Russ: Although this isn’t necessarily a move that works the neck, it is in that area and we know Bullet is still recovering from a neck injury at the hands of Nick Fleming and his dreaded piledriver.
Razz: You don’t have to have a neck injury or any type of injury to fall to a sleeper hold. If Bullet wants to challenge Fire to a match of classic holds, you don’t get much more classic and devastating than a sleeper hold. Rey Mysterio could take out the Big Show with a sleeper hold. He probably has, but I’m not paid to watch WWE.
Russ: You’re paid to watch the OOWF and barely do that.
The referee raises Bullet’s arm once and it falls. He raises it again and it falls. He raises it a third time, the fans expect him to hold on, but it falls. Hightower calls for the bell.
ME: Your winner at 15:14 by way of submission through sleeper hold, Firewoman.
Russ: Just as Fire passed out to the figure four at New Year’s Evil, Bullet has passed out to the sleeper hold here and based on traditional rules passing out in the sleeper is as good as a submission victory.
Razz: Fire is asking for a microphone. Let’s see what she has to say.
FW: As you all know, Jack Bullet said if I won this match I could pick my stipulation for Dance of Death 12. I’m going to name the stip right here, right now. I want…nothing!
Russ: The crowd seems confused by that announcement and so do we.
FW: When the world champion wakes up, you tell him I don’t need any stipulations to beat him. I don’t want any excuses from him when I win. I want a regular rules WRESTLING match. In that match, I’ll do my best to take his title, but I guarantee to take his soul.
She slams down the microphone and poses to the booing crowd. Hightower and medics work on reviving Bullet from the sleeper as we fade.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 12, February 24th, Live! from Casper, Wyoming. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! January 16th Live! From Cancun, Mexico
Dark Match Beverly Cambridge and Shizuru vs. Banned From Everywhere (Justin Sane and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville)
Shizuru gets his ass kicked by BFE until he hits a desperation, surprise Dreammaker on Sane. Tag to Beverly who cleans house and pins Sane after a back breaker. Winners: Beverly Cambridge and Shizuru
Non-Title Singles Match Zed vs. Nick Fleming
Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and this one is underway. Both wrestlers stalk one another in the outset, neither one wanting to make the first move. Finally, they lock up, and Fleming pushes Zed into the corner, and breaks clean, well mostly, as he pats Zed on the cheek, a move Zed takes minor objection to. The two lock up again and this time Zed pushes Fleming back into the corner and puts a big chop on Fleming's chest. That starts the brawl that we thought might happen in this match, as chops and punches are exchanged until finally Zed gets the upper hand as Fleming goes down. Zed picks up Fleming and whips him into the ropes and goes for a spine buster but Fleming reverses it into a DDT.
Fleming picks up Zed and hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex which slows him enough to trap him in a grinding armbar. Zed works his way to his feet and punches his way out of the armbar. Fleming keeps pounding away on the injured arm, though, eventually taking Zed down with a deep armdrag and resuming the grinding. Zed works his way back to a veritable base and begins slugging away at Fleming, finally hitting a headbutt that forces the break. Fleming tries to send Zed into the ropes but Zed reverses it and catches Fleming off the ropes with a Flying Lariat...unfortunately with the arm that Fleming had been working. Zed is slow to follow up and Fleming gets his bearings first and hits a release German Suplex that stuns Zed. Sensing an early endgame opportunity Fleming goes for an STF but Zed grabs the ropes before he can get it locked in good. Zed stands up and starts jaw-jacking at Fleming trying to get him to lose his cool. It partly succeeds as the two start throwing fists and chops in the middle of the ring. Zed ends up backing Fleming into the ropes and this time hits the Spinebuster, but before he can do anything else Fleming rolls out of the ring to regain his bearings.
Zed spring over the ropes and runs along the apron at Nick, diving off for a knee strike! Fleming tumbles into the barricade hard. Zed fires up and drags Nick to his feet. He sets him for an Underhook Suplex, but Fleming reverses it and backdrops Zed into the South Ossetian Announce Table! Zed crashes hard, and Fleming rolls under the ropes to break Hale’s count. Fleming sends Zed head first into the ring post, and then shoves him back into the ring. Fleming scoops him for a slam, then drops a knee across his neck. He kneels behind Zed and locks in a Cobra Clutch, wrenching his neck back and forth aggressively. He keeps the clutch in and drags Zed to his feet, only to hoist him in the air and slam him to the mat. Zed’s head bounces awkwardly on the canvas. Fleming points at BRICK at ringside and motions that he wants his title back. Zed pulls himself to his feet. Fleming kics him in the gut and pulls him in. Piledrver! Fleming spikes Zed on the top of his head! Hale counts 1… 2… 3.
Your Winner (Pinfall; 8:19) Nick Fleming!
Fleming insists the referee raises his arm a second time, then shoves him aside. He pulls Zed to his feet and jaws at him a moment, before tossing Zed to the floor. Fleming pulls Zed atop the still standing South Ossetian Announce Table. He pauses to take in the crowd’s jeers, then gathers Zed in for another piledriver! BRICK panics and throws the good book at Fleming’s head. Nick glares at BRICK, who backs off immediately, but that gives Backstage Security time to hit the scene and separate Fleming from Zed.
Russ: Nick Fleming has made his point! Razz: I think Zed and BRICK got the message loud and clear. He wants that Intercontinental Title.
Mac Flasher vs. Mama Juana
The feed is barely in time for the bell as Mac Flasher and Mama Juana engage in a game of cat-and-mouse with Mac opening as Tom and Juana playing the part of Jerry. “Junior” Hale is overseeing the match with Juana luring Mac into a corner charge that gets him a shoulder of ringpost as she easily hops over the charging Yinzer.
Juana tries to capitalize with a quick sunset flip off the turnbuckles. That gets 1 as Mac shoves Juana off. Like a bulldog-mosquito hybrid, Juana continues the assault on Mac with lots of bob-and-weave strikes, never staying too close to Mac, who swings but doesn’t connect with his opponent. A visibly frustrated Mac is also a visibly worn-down Mac as Juana’s strikes taking their toll.
Russ: “Mama Juana is not known for her speed, but she’s running rings around Mac Flasher.” Razz: “Mac is a lot of things, but fast is not one of them. This is more of a by-comparison thing than what Juana’s skillset is. Mac has 100 pounds on Juana, that takes away HER power game.”
On cue, Juana is able to hoist Mac up long enough to hit a modified Wheel of Fortune backbreaker, catching more of Mac’s shoulder with the impact. Juana continues to work Mac’s shoulder by running him to the ropes and draping his arm over the top rope as Juana pulls down as she flies over the top rope and onto the floor. With Mac’s arm still over the top rope, Juana hops onto the apron and charges with intent of some high-impact strike, only to meet Mac’s free hand, which grabs Juana by the hair and stun-guns her over the top rope. As Juana is dazed and gasping for air, Mac pulls her in with intent of a Flash Drive. Mac gets Juana up but cannot keep her in the air thanks to his tender shoulder. Undeterred, Mac runs Juana into the corner and follows with Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley, only without the train gestures.
Mac peels Juana out of the corner and goes behind her. He is able to pick up the groggy Juana with a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 2 before Mac’s shoulder gives out. While Juana is collecting her wits, Mac quickly gets her in position for another Flash Drive try, this time getting her up long enough to drop her. Mac hooks the leg and gets 3 from Hale. Your winner (pinfall, 7:14), Mac Flasher.
Mac rolls off Juana and looks at her with a bit of concern. Juana comes to, sits upright and laughs while holding her head. This is enough for Mac to take the victory celebration away from Juana, who continues cackling as Hale checks on her.
Non-Title Match under Onslaught Rules Sebastian Davis vs. Alexis Darling
With Alexis Darling and Sebastian Davis in the ring, already staring each other down, OOWF official Davis Hightower brings the two in for the customary OOWF Onslaught Rules prematch handshake. Sebastian extends his hand then pulls it back with a laugh, commenting on Alexis’ speed before she pulls Sebastian in and forces a handshake with a glare that alters Sebastian’s attitude, albeit only temporarily.
Russ: “There are a few in this locker room that you can pull that schoolyard garbage on, Alexis Darling is not one of them.” Razz: “She commands respect from whomever she’s in the ring with, and Sebastian Davis hasn’t earned enough credit to get away with that in her eyes.”
Hightower calls for the bell with both combatants circling each other. Sebastian shoots in for a takedown, only for Alexis to easily get out of harm’s way. Alexis smiles and notions that maybe it’s Sebastian who is too slow. Sebastian pounds the mat in frustration before getting vertical. A traditional collar-and-elbow tie-up gives the champ the advantage as he backs Alexis to the corner. Hightower calls for a break and Sebastian gives Alexis the space required by the official. Alexis charges from the corner and decks Sebastian with a forearm and mounts the downed Texan before reigning open-handed strikes wherever he can’t cover up. Hightower verbally warns Alexis about the use of fists, though she isn’t using any. After a few more strikes, Hightower pulls Alexis off Sebastian.
Alexis Darling has been issued her first warning.
Alexis protests with Hightower as Sebastian taunts her. The two tie up again, this time with Alexis using her athleticism to gain leverage where her size failed her. A Japanese arm drag puts Sebastian on the mat as Alexis works the arm as if she owns it and Sebastian is borrowing it for the duration of his life. A standing armbar is enough for Sebastian to employ the ropes to gain relief. Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.
Sebastian tries to work blood flow back into his arm, but Alexis gives him little relief as she hammers him with forearm shivers and a few hamstring kicks, dropping him to his knees as a running snap mare gets 1. With Alexis the first up from the attempted pin cover, Sebastian surprises her with a small package that gets 2. Alexis is the first up from that tangle and stomps Sebastian down. Alexis’ frustrations are starting to bubble over as Sebastian rolls to the ropes with Alexis continuing the stomp-down.
Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break.
Alexis Darling has been issued her second warning.
Russ: “Alexis has been in control for the bulk of this match, but it’s cost her two warnings.” Razz: “But it’s also cost Sebastian Davis two rope breaks.”
Following the announcements, Sebastian takes a powder on the outside with Alexis insisting that she join him on the outside with a suicide dive. It doesn’t go well for Alexis as Sebastian catches her and bulls her spine-first into the apron. He then suplexes her onto the apron and rolls her back into the ring. A seated chin lock is crafted into a camel clutch with Sebastian cranking Alexis as far as she’ll bend. She teases a tap-out but manages to resist that urge. Sebastian cranks in a few more seconds of pressure on Alexis’ back before self-breaking the hold and rolling her over for 2. Alexis tries to roll out of harm’s way but is grabbed by the hair. That doesn’t last long as before Sebastian can do anything, Hightower commands a break.
Sebastian Davis has been issued his first warning.
The announcement is followed by Mike Elevenbee’s declaration that 3 minutes remain in the bout’s scheduled time limit. Alexis slowly gets to her feet and trips up an approaching Sebastian before trying to lock in a Darling Clutch. When Sebastian is able to fight his way out of that submission attempt, Alexis drills Sebastian with a double knee strike. She tries to load Sebastian up for an Air-Raid Crash, but can’t get Sebastian off the ground. No matter, Alexis sends a kick right to Sebastian’s jaw that crumbles him on the mat. Alexis gets 2. With Sebastian slow to get up, Alexis climbs the ropes and comes down flush with a shooting-star press. That gets 2.5.
Alexis pounds the mat and barks at Hightower to count faster. Sebastian somehow gets to his feet only for Alexis to run in with a swinging neckbreaker. That gets 2. Somehow Sebastian is able to get up alongside Alexis and mouths “nice try, sweetheart” to Alexis, who slaps the taste from his mouth as Elevenbee notes that a minute remains.
Sebastian makes a gesture that is akin to feeding ducks, drawing Alexis’ full ire as she drops to a knee and sends an uppercut to Sebastian’s groin … Right in view of Hightower and ever set of eyes in the OOWF Arena. Hightower calls for the bell as Sebastian lay on the mat in agony before Alexis adds a stomp for good measure.
Your winner (disqualification, 14:25), Sebastian Davis.
As Alexis calmly exits the ringside area, Sebastian tries to get to his feet but can only get upright with help from Hightower. Alexis can be seen coyly grinning at her work, displayed on the OOWFTron as the feed shifts to an advertisement for OOWF After Dark’s upcoming special “Tales from Chad Madison’s Hot Tub.”
Six Person Tag Match Jack Bullet, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O'Malley vs. Saints of Sinners (Firewoman, Matt Folz and Stan Fulton)
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our main event for the evening is a six-person tag match. Introducing first from the Saints of Sinners are Firewoman, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz.
Russ: It’s a strange sight to see one of the most powerful stables ever in OOWF history without any gold around their waists. Firewoman was unsuccessful against Jack Bullet at New Year’s Evil in her drive to win the World Title and Fulton and Folz lost the tag team belts in what could be considered an upset against Kylie Mignolio and Bridge O’Malley.
Razz: Upset of the year. It was like a junior college beating the Super Bowl champions. Stan Fulton outweighs the new champs by himself.
ME: And their opponents, OOWF World Champion Jack Bullet and the OOWF Tag Team Champions Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley. Russ: This is an interesting dynamic here as the relationship between Kylie and Jack I don’t think has been resolved from Bullet marrying Mama Juana out of nowhere.
Razz: Not to mention Mignolio having a world title shot in the bank she could pull out anytime. Hell, I say do it right now tonight.
Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell. Firewoman is in the ring and points at Jack Bullet. Bullet just shakes his head no and takes the apron. Kylie stays in the ring. Firewoman grabs the microphone from Elvenbee before he leaves the ring.
FW: Jack Bullet is scared to face me in the ring.
Bullet asks for the microphone and Elevenbee takes it over.
JB: I never refused to face a woman in the ring. Firewoman is refusing to face Kylie Mignolio. If you can wrestle me you can wrestle her. Firewoman rolls her eyes and then tells Kylie to bring it with a motion of her hand.
Russ: The world champion playing mind games again. He knows Firewoman has no fear in facing anyone; man, woman or otherwise.
Razz: Otherwise? Is she facing horses in her off time or something now?
Kylie and Fire lock up. Kylie gets a hammerlock. Fire drops to her knees and flips Mignolio over to the mat. She works a rear chinlock. Kylie works her way up and elbows Fire twice in the gut to break. She goes into the ropes and Fire greets her with a knee to the gut to flip her over. Fire drops the elbow. She brings Mignolio up by the hair and throws her into the heel corner. She tags Fulton.
Fulton comes in and squishes Kylie further into the corner with his backside. He then flips Kylie out of the corner with a snapmare. He kicks her in the back of the head and she goes flat to the mat. He splashes her for a cover. One…two…thr…Bullet comes in to break.
Fulton leaps to his feet and goes after Bullet who retakes the apron. Hightower tries to push Fulton back. This allows Kylie to crawl to the corner and tag Jack. He comes off the ropes and flies over Hightower to nail Fulton with a superman punch. He tries to whip the stunned Fulton into the ropes, who reverses. Bullet comes off with a flying crossbody. Fulton catches Jack, delivers a backbreaker and then pushes him off to the mat. Fulton tags Fire. Bullet scurries across the mat and tags Bridget.
Razz: Bullet is just running scared now, there’s no reason he shouldn’t stay in there with Fire.
Russ: Right because a Stan Fulton backbreaker doesn’t hurt at all.
Razz: I never said that.
Fire is frustrated, but locks up with Bridget. O’Malley backs Fire into the corner. She breaks off, but then uses her long legs to do a foot choke. She breaks before the five count. Fire leans over and grabs her throat. Bridget brings Fire out of the corner with a bulldog. She leaps to the second middle rope and comes off with a helicopter leg drop. She gets two on the cover. O’Malley pulls Fire up and throws her to the ropes. Fire reverses and then catches Bridget coming off the ropes with a back elbow. Fire tags Folz.
Folz pulls Bridget up by the head and hits a vertical suplex. He holds on and comes back up with a front suplex. He holds on and comes back up with a cradle brainbuster. He covers and O’Malley gets her foot on the ropes. Snap suplex for another cover, but Bridget rolls a shoulder up. Folz pulls her up in a suplex position again. O’Maller blocks and rolls Folz back with a small package. One…two…Matt rolls it over. One…two…they break off.
Bridget tags Bullet. Fire asks for the tag, but Jack catches Matt around the waist as he turns his back and fires off a German suplex with bridge for a two count. He keeps the waistlock as they stand. Folz grabs the nearby top rope and bucks backwards to force Bullet off. Jack rolls to his feet and charges. Folz backdrops him. Bullet lands on the apron. He slams an elbow into Matt’s face. Bullet slingshots in and over Folz with a sunset flip. Matt rolls out after a two count to his feet. He dives to tag Firewoman. Bullet rolls over and tags back to Kylie.
Razz: Okay, there’s mind games and there is fear. Fire promised to take Bullet’s soul if not his title and I think he’s running scared.
Russ: Fire is known to have a temper and nobody thinks clear when they’re mad. Maybe that’s the weak link Jack is trying to exploit.
Razz: Better not let Fire hear you call her a ‘weak link’ or she’ll come get your soul.
Mignolio goes low with a rolling heel pick on Firewoman. She comes up with an ankle lock. Fire skips up on her free foot and nails a mule kick. Kylie backs into the corner. She goes in and monkey flips Mignolio out. Tag to Fulton. Instead of taking the apron. Fire goes to the floor and walks around the ring. A roar goes through the crowd.
Russ: Fire is tired of the World Champion ducking her in this bout. If he won’t come to her, she’ll go to him.
Fire grabs Bullet by the boot and yanks him off the apron to the floor. Fire starts peppering him with punches. Bullet covers up and refuses to throw anything. O’Malley comes off the apron with a double axe handle. Hightower is distracted by the action of the floor. Folz runs in. He and Fulton gives a 3D to Kylie. Fulton covers and yells at Hightower. He turns and counts the pinfall.
ME: Your winners at 10:12, the Saints of Sinners.
Folz and Fulton lineup Kylie for a second 3D, but Bullet and Bridget make the save. The heels back up the ramp, jawing at the faces in the ring as the scene fades.