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OOWF Saturday Slam – July 1, 2023
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina • Lindsay McAllister vs. Ona Jones “Just a Girl” strums out on the PA as Lindsay steps out to a loud ovation. The energized Australian bounds to the ring, already with Ona inside. The retro-inspired rookie stretches with the top rope as Lindsay enters. OOWF official Angelo Barros inspects both wrestlers for foreign objects, finding a set of brass knuckles in Ona’s kneepad. Despite Ona’s protests, Barros discards the illegal object and signals for the bell. Ona charges, but is easily sidestepped by Lindsay, who delivers a German suplex and then quickly scales the ropes to hit a just-standing Ona with a springboard back elbow. That gets 2 as Ona tries to jerk Lindsay down by her hair. Lindsay stands her ground, waving her index finger back and forth before delivering a chop just below Ona’s throat, freeing Lindsay’s hair and sending the rookie backwards. Lindsay stays on the attack, delivering a few more chops to Ona in the corner before hitting a running bulldog. Razz: “Lindsay McAllister is looking great! I’m not sure I get this new attitude of hers, but at least for tonight she is showing that she hasn’t lost a step!” Russ: “Ona Jones is a capable rookie, no doubt, but if this is still the same Lindsay that we all remember, this is a light workout.” Ona staggers to her feet before getting scooped up by Lindsay. Ona rakes Lindsay’s eyes, escaping a presumed Aussie Attack, and clips her knee for good measure. With Lindsay writhing on the mat, Ona locks on a stepover toehold, torquing the tender knee and almost getting a surprise submission before Lindsay is able to use her free leg to boot Ona away. Lindsay pops up, favoring her knee just a bit as Ona is able to snap Lindsay to the ground by her hair and cinch in a headlock while Barros chides Ona for using the hair to gain an advantage. Lindsay is able o wrestle her way to the advantage, grappling Ona into a small package that gets 2. Ona is first to her feet, but Lindsay shoots a double-leg takedown and flips over Ona into a pinning position that gets 2. As the two get up almost at the same time, Ona tries for the eyes again, only for Lindsay to block and nail a booming standing headbutt that knocks Ona loopy. Lindsay is able to connect on an Aussie Attack this time with zero resistance. The decision is academic, but Barros still counts 3. Your winner (pinfall, 5:55), Lindsay McAllister! Afterward, Matt Folz emerges from the back to congratulate Lindsay as her wife Jennifer Bristow joins the party with Lindsay also receiving adoration from the fans in OOWF Arena. • Alexander Darling vs. Jeff Mangyuniku “King of the World” heralds the arrival of Alexander Darling, who cannot be bothered to acknowledge the fan response to his presence. As Alexander rolls under the bottom rope and then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle, “King of the Clouds” brings out Jeff Mangyuniku, who quickly makes his way to the ring, taking off his ring jacket before entering between the ropes. With Davis Hightower as the arbiter, the bell rings with Jeff trying to feel out Alexander, staying just out of reach, but tossing a few open-handed jabs that almost connect with Alexander’s chin. Jeff jabs in again, but gets caught and arm-dragged to the mat. Jeff gets up since Alexander doesn’t follow through. The two lock up with Jeff backing Alexander to a corner. Hightower requests a clean break and gets it from Jeff, but not Alexander who drills Jeff with a right cross. Hightower admonishes Alexander, who doesn’t seem all that concerned. An infuriated Jeff nails the distracted Alexander with a flying forearm that sends him out of the ring. Jeff follows as the two engage in a ringside brawl that gets Hightower’s count to 8 before Jeff rolls in and rolls back out to continue the fight. Alexander takes that brief breather to load something in his fist and blast Jeff in the throat with whatever was in his hand. Jeff now coughing for air tries to climb back into the ring, but is cut off by Alexander who pulls him down face first onto the apron. Alexander does get in the ring, however, and flips off a few very vocal ringside fans while waiting for Jeff. As Jeff slowly gets to his feet on the apron, Alexander grabs him by the head, spins him around and cinches in a dragon sleeper with Jeff’s back arching over the top rope. With Jeff quickly fading, Hightower begins a count to 5 that Alexander never even acknowledges. Hightower calls for the bell and then tries to break up the hold that Alexander isn’t interested in releasing any time soon. Your winner (disqualification, 4:39), Jeff Mangyuniku! Afterward, Alexander does release the hold leaving Jeff in a heap on the apron before he slowly falls to the floor. As Alexander shrugs and walks to the back, not even arguing with Hightower, AEW tag team The Young Bucks hop over the railing and attack Jeff again, hitting a series of tandem attacks before capping with a BTE Trigger that busts Jeff’s lip open. Matt and Nick then hop over the railing to avoid encountering OOWF Security with the feed showing that a bloodied Jeff is barely conscious on the ringside mats. Russ: “What in the world did Jeff do to get attacked twice in two shows by The Young Bucks?” Razz: “I think we need to ask about what Jeff has to do to avoid these attacks? There are two of the Bucks and only one of him. No matter how gifted Jeff is, that’s not helping him with those two.” • The Frenemies vs. Nuke and Annie “Hate Breeders” bellows through the arena as Nuke and Annie, who is sporting a cast on her right arm, walk to the ring. With the two in the ring, Nuke grabs the microphone from Mike Elevenbee as most in the crowd do not like that act. Nuke: “Because the GM going through an identity crisis as to whether or not she’s a wrestler insists on booking Annie in matches, Annie was injured during training this week with a broken arm that will take an indefinite amount of time to heal. That means that Annie will be unable to compete in tonight’s match. Now I know that you’re thinking that will mean that I’ll be fighting both of The Frenemies by myself, but that’s not how we’ll do things tonight. This is now a singles match. I don’t care who. Bridget. Kylie. Make it Josie. I don’t care. Make a decision and make it fast.” Babymetal’s “Catch Me if You Can” draws out Josie, with a microphone in hand and no Frenemy is in sight. Josie: “Mr. Nuke. Ms. Annie. After talking with Titi Beverly in the back, we will not accept your challenge as you presented it.” Nuke: “What gives you the right to decide? You’re an 11-year-old girl.” Josie: “I am THE MANAGER of The Frenemies. What I say goes. Does Annie have a doctor’s excuse?” Nuke *pointing to Annie’s arm*: “Her excuse is that it’s broken! She has seen medical professionals. If this company’s GM would do her job instead of chasing past glories, the esteemed manager of The Frenemies would have been notified of this.” Josie: “No doctor’s excuse. No changes.” Nuke drops his mic and backs Josie in a corner. While Josie is presenting a brave face, Nuke’s intimidation tactics seem to be working until Bridget and Kylie sprint down the ramp and into the ring to take the fight to Nuke. After about two minutes of a 2-on-1 attack, Annie gets involved swinging her cast wildly until the velcro loosens to reveal a perfectly functional arm with zero signs of damage. Annie sees the cast on the mat and scrambles to pick it up before Kylie steps on Annie’s hand. Nuke shoves Kylie, while Bridget picks up the cast and pulls out a metal plate from under the first layer of the plaster. Razz: “That plate was to help Annie’s arm reset after that horrible injury. Why do The Frenemies hate medical science?” Russ: “Annie’s arm looks perfectly fine to me.” Razz: “Clearly a medical miracle thanks to that plate!” After about another minute, Nuke and Annie take the high road while Gavin “Junior” Hale signals for the bell and counts the pair out. Your winners (countout, :10), The Frenemies! Afterward, Adam Jennings sneaks into the ring and starts to squabble with Bridget and Kylie. With The Frenemies distracted, Nuke and Annie return with a sneak attack aided by the discarded cast and metal plate. Nuke hits Give ‘Em the Boot to both Bridget and Kylie, in opposite corners while Annie bites and chokes whomever she chooses, all as Josie is screaming for help as Adam taunts her. Mac Flasher and Sandra Fallon hear the call as Sandra drills Adam with a kick to the jaw as Mac turns Nuke around and waylays him with a series of punches and a backfist strong enough to send Nuke through the ropes. Bridget and Kylie dispose of Annie while Adam rolls away and seeks out his charges. • Beverly Cambridge vs. Diego “Pop” Roxton The feed joins this match as the bell echoes through the arena. Diego offers a handshake that Beverly accepts. Diego then starts a clapping rhythm to get his fans behind him as Beverly’s fans chant in tune to the clapping. Dueling “let’s go” chants follow as the two lock up to no clear advantage leading to a break. Diego offers a test of strength that the lithe Beverly accepts, despite giving up at least 75 pounds to the Bahamian strike artist. Diego gets the early edge in the finger lock, but Beverly surprisingly powers her way back up and then pulls the test to the ropes where she climbs to the top, and breaks the finger lock before snapping off a hurricanrana that puts Diego flat on his back. Beverly leans in, only for a possum-playing Diego to cradle her in a small package the gets 2. With Beverly scrambling to her feet, Diego meets her with a crescent kicks that almost turns the lights out. With Beverly on one knee, Diego approaches from behind only for Beverly to sit out and lock Diego in a Peterson Roll that gets 2.5. Russ: “These two have quite the match going on, both almost getting quick victories from out of nowhere.” Razz: “Partner, Beverly is one of the best at dropping the curtain early if she has the opening. Diego, at least tonight, seems to be going step for step.” As both stand up, Diego misses a clothesline that Beverly catches behind her. After stepping Diego’s legs down, Beverly slides over his shoulders and pulls him back into a crucifix pin, getting a sudden 3 from Misato Misawa. Your winner (pinfall, 4:46), Beverly Cambridge! Afterward, Diego pounds the mat in frustration, but is quick offer a handshake to Beverly, who graciously accepts. • Mac Flasher and Sandra Fallon vs. The One-Notes With Carrie and Harper standing in the ring, and serenading those who can tolerate it with their version of “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star, “Surf Wax America” interrupts with Sandra Fallon stating at the top of the ramp, waiting on her tag partner as “I Get Wet” fades in with Mac Flasher, reluctantly sporting the wetsuit that Sandra gave him, but still sporting his traditional jeans and Converse All-Stars. Mac and Sandra high-five and head to the ring, taking the fight to The One-Notes, hammering away with stereo right hands followed by Sandra unleashing dropkicks on both Carrie and Harper. With The One-Notes scuttling to the outside, Mac takes to the skies with a tope con hilo that splatters both Carrie and Harper on the barricade. As Carrie starts to come to and make her way to the apron, Sandra nails a sliding dropkick that bounces Carrie into Harper, sending both to the barricade again. Somewhere in the chaos, Mel Creech signaled for the bell. Harper gets back int the ring, absorbing Sandra’s try at a shoulder block, but completely vulnerable to a backfist from Mac that sends her reeling. Sandra stays in for her team and gives Harper zero chance to collect herself, snapping off a knee lift and then putting her in a rolling surfboard submission for three rotations before pulling Harper’s head down into a rear choke. Carrie tries to make the save, but Mac cuts her off as Harper taps just before going unconscious. Your winners (submission, 3:19), the team of Sandra Fallon and Mac Flasher! Russ: “Sandra calls that the California Roll! Is this part of the ‘Malibrutality’ that she promised two weeks ago?” Razz: “Whatever she calls it, it’s damn effective! Mac Flasher might have found a diamond in the rough with this happy-go-lucky girl.” Russ: “She’s far from that in the ring, as we just saw … Wait. What are they doing here?” Nuke and Annie run to the ring and blast both Mac and Sandra with chain-aided punches. Adam Jennings heads down, too, making sure to help Annie keep Mac occupied as Nuke focuses his attack on Sandra. Adam, with the help of a folding baton in his pocket, knocks Mac silly and then turns the dazed Mac so that he can see Nuke’s assault on Sandra. Nuke pulls a microphone from his pocket as Sandra can barely move, falling at each attempt to get get off the mat. Nuke: “Flasher. You don’t get it. I’m not finished with you. Send your ex and her friend to fight your battles while you bond with some new flavor of the month, I don’t care. Just know this: Everything you touch, I will break. Everything you care about, I will ruin. You may win battles on Saturdays, I plan on winning wars.” Nuke spikes the microphone, puts the chain on his boot and nails Sandra with Give ‘Em the Boot, knocking the Californian out cold and sprawled on her back. Adam releases Mac after Nuke exits the ring, prompting Mac to check on Sandra in a panic while waving for help from the back. • OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Awesome Bill From Dawsonville (c) vs. Sean Franklin vs. Zed Awesome Bill takes the early advantage, guns blazing with lariats and suplexes against Zed and Sean. Awesome Bill goes on the Redneck Rampage against Zed, but just as he’s about to start stomping a mud hole in Zed, Sean scurries in from behind and stops Bill in his tracks with a German Suplex. Russ: “We know Zed and Sean had nothing to do with what has happened to Justin Sane and Ellie May …” Razz: “ … I mean, we don’t *know* that.” Russ: “Regardless, it appears Awesome Bill from Dawsonville is going to take out his frustrations on anything that moves.” Bill rolls out of the ring and convenes with Pete Quick while Zed and Sean trade blows. Zed turns up the pace, to the surprise and excitement of the audience, eventually dropping Sean with a sling blade and going to the top rope. He flies off the turnbuckle with an elbow drop, then locks on a Figure Four to the delight of the Asheville crowd, but Bill re-enters the ring to intervene. Bill once again takes full control, as Zed goes tumbling to ringside after a massive suplex. As BRICK~! checks in on his client, Sean tries to regain his footing, he is shot into the ropes and takes a boot to the face on the way back. Sean rolls out of the ring, and Zed pulls him aside as they stand near the barricade. Bill beckons them to get in the ring, but Zed whispers in Sean’s ear. Sean offers a nod, seemingly acknowledging what Zed is saying, and then they rush the ring together, swinging away on Bill. After the double-team, they work together to suplex Bill. They stand Bill back up, and Sean hits another suplex for good measure before Zed collects him and hits Moment of Zed. Russ: “Great, so they’ve worked together to slow down Bill. Now what?” Razz: “They just became the dogs that caught the car, I think, Russ!” They can’t help but share a smirk before rushing towards each other, firing off punches. Sean starts to back up Zed against the ropes, but Zed lands an elbow to buy some space and then flattens Sean with a DDT. Bill is getting back to his feet at this point, but Zed spots it and drops him with Raise Up. Zed looks around, sees both men down, and gestures to the crowd. Back he goes to the top rope, and this time it’s clear he’s looking for The Answer on the downed Awesome Bill. However, a woozy Sean is using the ropes for leverage to get back to his feet and unknowingly upsets Zed’s balance. Zed spills to ringside, landing awkwardly on BRICK~!. Sean sees this unfold out of the corner of his eye and scrambles to the ropes, looking on in shock. BRICK~! starts yelling at Sean, who pleads for his innocence and asks if Zed’s alright. While the conversation is unfolding, Bill rolls up Sean, one, two, THREE! Your winner (14:36; pinfall), and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville! Awesome Bill and Pete Quick make a hasty retreat up the ramp while celebrating the win, while Zed gets back to his feet and tries to make peace between BRICK~! and Sean. BRICK~! is not interested in any such peace, but Zed offers a pat on the shoulder to Sean as they part ways, who shakes his head in disgust with himself. The feed cuts to the OOWF Junior Executive Office where Interim GM Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox is tending to his younger brother Jeff Mangyuniku. The door swings open to show Mac Flasher, with a barely conscious Sandra Fallon leaning on his shoulder, in the doorway. Shizuru-Mune: “Mac, I’m pretty busy right now. I’ve got my brother bleeding all over this carpet.” Mac: “Nuke. Cage. Make. It. Happen. Next. Show.” Shizuru-Mune: “Mac. I will take it under consideration.” Mac: “Nuke. Cage. Make. It. Happen. Next. Show.” Shizuru-Mune: “Yes. You already established that.” Mac: “I will end him.” Shizuru-Mune: “That’s nice. Thank you, Mac. Just leave if you aren’t going to help with Jeff.” Mac departs, but not before slamming the door and causing Jeff to wince. • OOWF World Championship: Lexie Darling (c) vs. Rory Thomas “Dream On” by Aerosmith plays with Rory stepping out onto the ramp and egging a louder response from those in attendance. With Rory seemingly validated by the reaction, he strides with a bounce toward the ring, glad-handing the fans along the rails. Just as he’s about to turn toward the ringside stairs, a figure in a black hooded sweatshirt reaches out and grabs his shoulder. Before Rory can fully turn around, the figure coldcocks the rookie, hops over the rail and starts a post-heavy beatdown. With Rory now busted open, the figure doffs the hood to reveal Alexander Darling, much to the chagrin of everyone. Russ: “Damn it, Alexander! That kid was going to have the biggest match of his life and you just ruined it!” Razz: “Alex never acts without a plan and he’ll never have a plan without proudly sharing it. I think we’ll need to listen to him if he chooses to speak here.” Alexander isn’t much for talking, however, continuing his assault with a chair to the side of Rory’s face. A few preliminary wrestlers spill out from the back with OOWF officials and Lexie Darling following the initial wave. Finally, Alexander is pulled off of the helpless Rory with Lexie getting a shove in on her brother with a lot of yelling that Alexander casually ignores. As officials tend to Rory, the wrestlers form a wall to prevent a further attack from Alexander who slowly backs to the top of the ramp and pulls a microphone from the pouch of his sweatshirt. Alexander: “Rory. That championship that you thought you were going to compete for tonight has a legacy that maybe you don’t understand. Some of the all-time greats in this sport held that title. Far more all-time greats never even got close. Two weeks ago you just decided to show up and ask my sister for an opportunity to make a name at the expense of a Darling. What have you done in this company to even share the same oxygen as a Darling? Five times, I battled some of the best to ever lace a pair of boots and five times, I proved that I was THE best to do it in that ring. Are you aware that Lexie defeated ME for that championship, already validating her as one of the all-time best. Don’t get me wrong, Lexie has autonomy to accept whatever challenges come her way, but I will not stand by and watch her dull the shine of that championship by facing those who we all know are unworthy of even having their name beside a Darling’s name on the match sheet. That championship is THE legacy of The Darling Brand. All can apply, few will be accepted as worthy contenders.” Alexander tosses the microphone over his shoulder as Lexie has more than a few cross words for her brother, who departs without paying her any mind. • Eight-person tag: The Royal Guard, Angie Delpetro and “King” Pete Quick vs. The Woodsmen and Shokan Dojo (PORK and Katie Bardoor) Six of the eight combatants are in the ring as The Woodsmen are noticeably absent, leaving Katie and PORK in a 4-on-2 situation. As PORK keeps looking toward the entranceway, Katie urges Davis Hightower to ring the bell anyway. He does, but before any action can commence, Pete drops out of the ring and heads to the announce table, leaving Angie, Liam and Nigel to fight Katie and PORK. Russ: “Oh God, why are you here?” Pete: “Look. For those two oafs, any two of us would run rings around them. I’m just trying to help Jackie Quinn’s buddies out. It’s clear that those overgrown Boy Scouts got the hint from two weeks ago and no-showed this match. Maybe those two grew brains and are getting themselves far away from Jackie and his brand of evil.” Russ: “The Woodsmen are two of the bravest, loyal and most cunning wrestlers in OOWF. To imply that they are cowards is silly.” Pete: “Are Hunter and Dakota here now? Exactly.” Katie doesn’t wait for her opponents to cross who goes first, grabbing Angie and unloading with at least a dozen body shots that has Angie coughing in the corner until Nigel steps in between the two. Katie and Nigel slug it out while PORK dashes in to cut off Liam. Angie shakes the cobwebs and rakes PORK’s eyes, giving Liam the advantage as he scoops the big man in the air with ease and tosses him into Katie, squashing her in the corner. With no regard for Hightower’s attempts to keep order, Nigel, Liam and Angie stay on the offensive. Pete: “Guys. I’d love to stay and offer expert insight, but my team is clearly in trouble. I gotta go.” Pete tosses off his headset and rolls into the ring, stepping on PORK’s throat while The Royal Guard hoist Katie overhead and drop her face first onto the mat. Angie loads up the chloroform rag when “I’m The Mountie” plays, leading to the most confused pop in ages, but also producing The Woodsmen who have eschewed their traditional camping garb to something closer in appearance to the uniform of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Hunter and Dakota also have cattle prods in tow as they run to the ring to even the odds as Pete immediately calls his group to its corner while Hunter and Dakota join PORK and Katie in the standoff. Russ: “Did Hunter and Dakota finally find Jacques Rougeau?” Razz: “If they didn’t find Jacques, they found his prop closet.” As all eight combatants stand off, Hunter and Dakota establish distance with the cattle prods, but aren’t too eager to use them. Katie, on the other hand, would love to as she grabs the shock stick from Dakota and drills Angie and Liam with the blunt end of it before trying to electrocute Pete. Nigel dives in front of Pete and takes the voltage as Hightower has seen enough. Your winners (disqualification, 10:07), the team of The Royal Guard, Angie Delpetro and “King” Pete Quick. Afterward, the brawl seems to have zero end in sight with neither side gaining much ground, even with the cattle prods in play. Eventually Pete calls off his side as they depart, leaving an unsatisfying end to the fisticuffs, though it does lead to a very frustrated Katie getting into a shouting match with Hunter over The Woodsmen’s tardiness and lack of seriousness. PORK and Dakota rush in to play peacemaker, but the two with the cattle prods just aren’t seeing eye to eye at the moment. • Jack Quinn vs. an opponent of Pete Quick’s choosing "Symphony of Destruction" plays and Jack Quinn makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd. We see several "Justice for Justin" and "Prayers For Ellie May" signs. Jack gets into the ring and paces like a man possessed. The bell rings, but instead of an opponent, Quick's music plays and he and Angie come out to the top of the ramp, flanked by Mr. Nigel and Mr. Liam. Pete: “Jackie Quinn, your day of reckoning is here. I will give you ONE LAST CHANCE to do this the easy way. You surrender all rights to Moosehead Jack and leave MY ring right now, and I will allow you to pass, unharmed, so you can live out your life in retirement on your porch in whatever backwater town you choose to live in. However, if you choose to do this the hard way......well, let's just say, if I were a betting man, I most certainly would not bet on you.” Jack stands defiantly in the middle of the ring and flips Quick the double bird. Pete: “Such a pity. Mr. Quinn, allow me to introduce you to your opponent …” Jack turns around and a large man CRUSHES his skull with a chair! Jack crumples to the mat, possibly out cold. Russ: “THAT'S JACOB FATU!” Razz: “WHAT THE HELL IS JACOB FATU DOING IN THE OOWF ARENA RUSS?” The referee immediately turns and calls for the bell - after all this match is under Onslaught rules. Pete: “Ah ah ah … Referee, I don't think you will want to do that. You see, it is no surprise that our ‘illustrious’ GM failed to read the fine print in the contract. You see, Mr. QUINN is to contest this match under Onslaught rules, Mr. Fatu is under no such constraints. Mr. Referee … you may proceed.” Fatu pulls Jack to his feet and superkicks him in the throat. The move sends Jack stumbling back into the corner where he falls to the mat, Fatu charges into the corner and hits Jack with a hip attack to the face, then drags him to the middle of the ring and climbs the corner and hits a diving headbutt. Fatu covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Russ: “How the HELL did he kick out of that?” Razz: “I have never seen a chair shot that hard in my life Russ, makes the shot JBL took from Meanie look like a love tap!” Russ: “You have to respect the toughness of Jack Quinn, even though he completely lacks any morals or sense of right or wrong!” Fatu pulls Jack up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a pop up Samoan drop, then lifts him again and traps his arms and repeatedly slams him in the face with headbutts. Jack slumps to his knees and Fatu charges off the ropes and annihilates him with a shining wizard. Fatu covers again, but Jack gets his foot on the bottom rope just before the three count. Jack Quinn has used his first rope break Fatu pulls Jack up and launches him over the top rope to the floor. As Jack tries to get to his feet, Jacob pulls a table from under the ring and lays it on the guardrail. Fatu pulls Jack to his feet and whips him toward the table, but Jack somehow runs up the table, and drops to the floor in the crowd, as Fatu gives chase, Jack pulls down on the table, causing the other end to go up and clip Fatu on the jaw! Jacob staggers in pain, Jack jumps onto the guardrail and leaps at Fatu dropping him to the floor and raining punches down on him. Jack notices the referee is almost at twenty so he rolls in and breaks the count, then goes back out and pulls Fatu up onto the apron, lifts him onto his shoulders and hits a GTS. Fatu takes the move and holds onto the ropes, teetering just above the table that remains propped against the guardrail, but Jack kicks him in the gut, and DROPS him with a DDT on the apron! Fatu's head bounces off the apron and he falls to the floor. Razz: “The apron is the hardest part of the ring!” Russ: “I think that would be the post …” Razz: “IT'S THE APRON!” Jack rolls Fatu into the ring and covers but Fatu kicks out at two. Jack pulls Fatu to his feet and peppers him with sforearms to the side of the head, then grabs him and hits a t-bone suplex that sends Fatu crashing into the corner. Jack grabs Fatu's arms and puts his face against the bottom turnbuckle and hits REPEATED CURBSTOMPS into the turnbuckle! The referee finally forces a break and gives Jack a warning Jack Quinn has used his first referee warning Jack pulls Fatu to the center of the ring and covers, but once again Fatu kicks out at two. Jack pulls Fatu up and lifts him for a suplex, but Fatu slips over his shoulder, lands on his feet, spins Jack around and hits the ASIATIC SPIKE! Jack drops like he's been shot, Fatu does a standing moonsault on Jack and covers, but once again, Jack somehow gets his foot on the bottom rope just before three! Jack Quinn has used his second rope break Fatu pulls Jack up and shoves him into the corner. Jack is bleeding profusely from the chair shot and is quickly losing strength. Fatu charges in and hits a splash and Jack takes a few steps and falls face first onto the mat. We see Quick look very pleased, he tells Fatu "FINISH HIM!" Fatu pulls Jack to his feet and hits a FATU DRIVER (Steiner Screwdriver> then goes to the top rope and tries a big splash, but MISSES! Jack fires up and gets to his feet and connects with a Randy Orton punt to the side of Fatu's head. Jack whips Fatu into the corner and flies in and connects with a high knee to the face, then pulls a dazed Fatu from the corner and DRIVES him to the mat with a backdrop driver! Russ: “It seems like SOMETHING has lit a fire under Jack Quinn's ass!” Razz: “This is a man possessed!” Jack moves back to the corner and stares at Quick and waits for Fatu to get to his feet, as he does Jack KILLS him with a Buisaku knee! Jack follows that with a TIGER DRIVER, and immediately locks Fatu in the ji-endo all while glaring at Quick! Jack cinches the move in as hard as he can, Fatu tries to get to the ropes but he cannot. Fatu goes limp, the referee checks his arm, it drops three times and he calls for the bell! Your winner (pinfall, 17:39), Jack Quinn! Jack breaks the hold and throws Fatu out of the ring to the floor. Quick makes a motion to Mr. Nigel and Mr. Liam and they go to ringside and help Fatu to his feet and to the back. The whole time Jack is standing on the middle turnbuckle glaring at Quick holding up one finger "that's one you son of a bitch!" Quick snarls and he and Angie head to the back as Mr. Liam, Mr. Nigel and Jacob Fatu pass by. Russ: “Another great episode of ‘Saturday Slam’ is in the books! Tune in two weeks from tonight for another action-packed card on OOWF.tv, free for only $6.66 per month. For Razz, I’m Russ … Wait a minute. This wasn’t on the match sheet. It’s Brynn, from The Battling Baristas.” • Unplanned bonus match: Brynn vs. ????? One half of the Battling Baristas, Brynn, enters the arena and comes down the ramp for a surprise introduction match. She poses around the ring and waits … and waits ... and waits. Hands on her hips, she shakes her head and pantomimes her disbelief that she'd be treated this way. Suddenly the lights dim, and a familiar guitar riff starts. As The Cult's full band kicks in, Firewoman appears amid the flame pots. Less energetic than usual, and totally focused on her first live match in several years, she comes down the ramp and enters the ring. Jack Quinn appears at the corner from elsewhere in the ring. Brynn nods her head with confidence. Angelo Barros gives the directions and calls for the bell. Fire seems a little hesitant at first, so Brynn initiates the opening lock up. General back and forths and reversals and such. Brynn's offense has Fire a bit on her toes as she's getting her feet under her, and the ring rust may be showing a bit. Brynn trips Fire up and rolls her into a small package but Fire kicks out. Before she can recover, Brynn grabs an arm and applies the stretch, occasionally elbowing Fire into her ribs. Those are PROBABLY healed up by now, but who knows? Brynn twists Fire's arm the other way, but makes the rookie mistake of not controlling the rest of the body. Fire is able to flip over and back and loosens Brynn's grip enough that Fire pulls away. Brynn is trying to get to her feet but Fire is having none of that and knocks her back with a quick kick to the side of the head. Fire runs the ropes and goes for a Firesault, but Brynn rolls away. Fortunately Fire sees it just in time and lands on her feet. Brynn grabs an arm and whips Fire into the corner … or tries to at least. Fire reverses it, and Brynn eats a big boot as she rebounds from the corner. She turns to recover, but Fire is on...well, on fire now. She points to the sky and gets Brynn with a Really Good Davin Cutter. Jack is shouting for the pin, but Fire decides against it or just doesn't hear him. She gets Brynn's arms behind her back, and NOW looks around to the crowd that is on its feet. She waits … And then FIRESTOMP! Brynn's head bounces off the mat and NOW Fire goes for the pin. One, two. THREE!! Your winner (pinfall, 4:57), Firewoman! Jack rolls in and grabs Fire's arm to raise it, but Fire pulls away and grabs the microphone. Firewoman: “You know, if Simone Biles can go ahead and try for another Olympic run, I can certainly come out of retirement to kick some AEW ass.” Cheers from the crowd and from Jack. Firewoman: “Now, I am looking forward to the next few weeks of training and tune up matches, but as far as my ex-fiance goes, and I KNOW you're watching Chris ... I am MORE than happy to meet you in the ring and show YOU what I've learned WITHOUT you. And this time it's you and me. No brother, no friend, no lover to wrestle in my place....ME~! You may think you're ready...but you're not. And that totally sparkles with me. So what do you say, Chris? Let's dance.” Fire drops the microphone and she and Jack head to the back to close the show for real. Razz: “What an amazing show. For Russ, I'm Razz. Thank you all for joining us, we'll see you all in two weeks.” Just before we fade out, "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays. Matt Folz makes his way to the ring in his gear, holding his son in his hands and his wife beside him. Russ: “Well we might not be done yet. There were rumors that Matt might have a match planned for tonight, maybe this is it.” Matt shows his son around the ring and we see him saying, "This is where Daddy used to work." He then hands his son to his wife, grabs a microphone and smiles. Matt: “Ladies and Gentlemen this is a 30-minute six-person Ironperson Match.” Razz: “Wow!” Matt: “Introducing the captain of team number one. Accompanied by his wife Jaime and his son Kenneth Laverne Folz. One of only two wrestlers in the history of this company to win 3 Grand Slams. The ONLY wrestler in the history of this company to win the Invitational twice. One half of the longest reigning Tag Team Champions in OOWF History. Standing 6'5 and weighing...well, I've been enjoying retirement a bit so let's say 250 pounds. Hailing from the greatest city in the world Green Bay Wisconsin MATT FOLZ! And now for my first partner …” "Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors" by Deathmole starts to play. Matt: “From Duluth Minnesota, 5'11 and weighing in at 330 pounds. Also an OOWF Grand Slam Champion, The other Half of the longest reigning Tag Team Champions in OOWF History and an OOWF Hall of Famer. STAN FULTON!” Stan makes his way to the ring and gives Matt a big Manly Hug of Mutual Respect, then gives Jaime a huge hug and fist bumps his Godson. Matt smiles before continuing. Matt: “Let's see... I'm here. Jaime's here. Stan's here. Huh... I wonder who's missing?” "Hero" by Skillet begins to play as both Matt and Stan smile huge. Matt: “One of the greatest wrestlers I've ever been in the ring with. A Grand Slam Champion, One of the longest reigning Intercontinental Champions ever and more importantly one of Stan, Jaime and I's best friends. 5'9, 180 pounds from Nayoga Japan MAI MUYO!!” Mai gets in the ring and of course gives Jaime a long sisterly like hug, then hugs K.L, Stan and Matt. Matt: “That completes team number one. Now to start team number two.” "Bloodstains" by Agent Orange plays. Matt: “One of the best high flyers not just in the history of this company but in the history of this sport. But you don't get to be a Grand Slam Champion and a Hall of Famer by just high flying alone, don't overlook his technical chops. The inventor of the Monsterbull shooter, the only man who once convinced me to sky dive. 6'3, 220 pounds from San Diego California TOMMY WILDER!” Tommy jumps over the ropes with a smile as "Stompa" by Serena Rider begins to play. Matt: “This might be the only woman who can tame this wild man.” *Tommy laughs and shakes his head playfully* “As of right now, she is the last wrestler in this company to win the Grand Slam. She inherited her talents, her personality and her attitude from her late grandmother and from her father. 6'1, 190 pounds from Riohaca Columbia MIRANDA WILLIAMS!” Miranda gets in the ring, kisses her husband and shakes hands with everyone else in the ring. Then Matt hands her the microphone. Miranda: “When Matt proposed this match, I told him that I insisted on being able to announce Tommy and I's partner. People have called him a lot of things: The Greatest Wrestler of All Time, The heart and soul of the OOWF, The Elephant Whisperer, Hall of Famer, his best friend affectionately constantly referred to him as ‘That Goofy Canadian Bastard.’ Me? Well I always just called him Dad. Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to introduce not only the greatest wrestler I know but also the best father a woman could ever ask for. From Cambridge, Ontario, Canada standing 6'2 and weighing 235 pounds L.D WILLIAMS!!!” "Jekyll & Hyde" by Petra plays and L.D steps out from behind the curtain to a thunderous standing ovation. He looks almost overcome with emotion as he makes his way to the ring. He hugs his daughter and his son in law, and shakes hands with all his opponents. The crowd is going absolutely crazy as Matt and L.D start- each with huge smiles on their faces. The two stand in the center of the ring and for the first few minutes put on a great display of chain wrestling, completely clean and getting the crowd on their feet. Matt with a double leg takedown and then he grabs L.D's legs and bridges for 2. L.D reverses to a 2 count of his own, Matt reverses that for another 2 count. Both men get back to their feet and grin at each other. Another tie up and Matt rocks the Hall of Famer with a European Uppercut. Matt with an Irish Whip and a big lariat. He tries early for an Angle Slam, L.D escapes and tries to set up a Canadian Destroyer, Matt escapes that and tries a Folzmission, L.D elbows out of that and both grin again as they're stalemated in the ring. Matt tags out to Mai, L.D tags out to Miranda. They lock up and Mai snaps off an armdrag, hanging on and transitioning into an armbar. Miranda works her way to her feet and tries to hiptoss out of it, but Mai blocks and tries to reverse. Miranda blocks that and hits a modified hiptoss that drops Mai in a backbreaker across her knee. Miranda pulls Mai to her feet, backs her to the ropes, and sends her across the ring. Mai ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm. She rolls to her feet and goes back to the ropes, sliding into Miranda with a dropkick as she sits up. Mai pulls Miranda to her feet and backs her into the corner. She unloads with a series of chops and hits an Irish whip. Miranda reverses, sending Mai into the corner. Mai springs to the middle turnbuckle and leaps off with a back elbow, but Miranda snags her out of the air and drives her to the mat with a German suplex. She bridges, but Mai rolls a shoulder at two. Both ladies are up and Mai blocks a forearm, firing back with several of her own. She doubles Miranda over with a knee to the midsection and snaps her over with a suplex. Mai heads up top and leaps with a Savior Splash but Miranda moves out of the way. Miranda picks up a dazed Mai and hits the Desecrator. Miranda covers and gets the first fall of the match. Miranda Williams over Mai Muyo, Team Williams leads 1-0 After the 15 second rest period, Mai tags in Stan and Miranda tags in Tommy. They move in to lock up, and Stan buries a knee in Wilder’s midsection. He whips him hard into the corner and charges, but Wilder moves out of the way. Stan manages to stop himself before he hits the corner, but a kick to the head from Wilder slams his face into the top turnbuckle. Wilder hooks Stan from behind and looks to end it early with the Crash and Burn, but Stan grabs the ropes to block. Stan swings a back elbow but Wilder ducks. Wilder spins Stan around and hits a leg lariat. Tommy ascends to the ropes and leaps off with the Air Walk. Tommy covers 1..2..3. Tommy Wilder over Stan Fulton, Team Williams leads 2-0 Stan slams his hand on the mat in frustration and refuses to tag out. Tommy tags in L.D. The two former Saints smile at one another before locking up. Stan puts L.D in a head lock, but L.D grabs his arm and reverses it into a hammer lock. Fulton snarls in pain and quickly moves to the ropes to force a break. L.D releases the hold. Another lock up and this time L.D slips behind Fulton and lands several kicks to Fulton’s hamstrings, Fulton absorbs several shots, then turns around and grabs L.D and SLAMS him between the eyes with a headbutt! L.D staggers and Fulton grabs him again and lands a BIONIC ELBOW right between the eyes! L.D falls to his knees and grabs his face in pain, Fulton bounds off the ropes and destroys L.D with a falling clothesline. Stan covers, but L.D kicks out at two. Stan heads to the second rope and attempts the Drop Line, but L.D moves out of the way and tags in Miranda. Miranda nails Stan with several strong style kicks before tagging in Tommy and the two hit an impressive double brainbuster on the big man. Tommy heads up top and tries a cross body, but Stan plants him with a powerslam. Stan covers and gets the 3. Stan Fulton over Tommy Wilder, Team Williams leads 2-1 Stan tags in Matt as Tommy tags in Miranda. Miranda takes Matt over with an arm drag. Matt smiles and quickly gets back to his feet. They tie up, and this time Matt takes Miranda over with an arm drag. Miranda gets to her feet, they lock up again and this time Matt slips behind and takes Miranda down and applies a hammerlock. Miranda gets back to her feet and leverages Matt completely out of the ring. Before Matt can catch his breath, Miranda leaps over the top rope and connects with a tope. Miranda rolls Matt back in and then leaps over the ropes with a senton that gets 2. Miranda shoots Matt off the ropes and hits a Superkick. That gets another 2 count. Miranda tries for a German Suplex, but Matt reverses and hits one of his own. Matt with a Northern Lights Suplex for 2. Matt picks Miranda up and leads her over to the corner. Matt tags in Mai, who heads to the second rope and MJM Inc hit a Spike Piledriver. Mai covers and gets the fall. Mai Muyo over Miranda Williams, tied 2-2 Mai tags Matt back in while Miranda tags in Tommy. Tommy leaps over the top rope and nails Matt with a flying forearm. Tommy whips Matt into the ropes and hits a beautiful spinning heel kick. Tommy with a running kneelift and then a swinging neckbreaker. He heads up top and looks for the Air Walk, but Matt moves out of the way and Tommy comes crashing down awkwardly on his leg. Matt, Stan and Mai spend the next few minutes focusing on the high flyer's knee and ankle. Matt locks in the Ankle Lock but Tommy just barely makes the ropes. Matt continues to work on Tommy's leg, but Tommy catches him out of nowhere with an Enziguri. Tommy makes it to his corner and tags in L.D. L.D grabs a still stunned Matt and hits the Canadian Destroyer. 1...2...3 L.D Williams over Matt Folz, Team Williams leads 3-2 L.D tries to press his advantage, covering a still groggy Matt but Matt kicks out at two. With the time limit running down, we're right back where we started. Two of the best technical wrestlers in the history of the industry going at it. L.D goes for a brainbuster but Matt escapes and reverses to a release German Suplex that sends L.D flying halfway across the ring. Matt with a Mr Perfect like neck snap and then he drops an elbow on the back of L.D's head. Brainbuster gets 2. Matt scoops up L.D and hits an Angle Slam! He covers, 1...2....L.D kicks out at 2.999999. Matt with a running powerslam and he heads up top to hit a frog splash. Again L.D rolls his shoulder JUUUUUUST before the 3 count. Matt's clearly frustrated now but also shaking his head in admiration as he picks L.D up. Matt picks up L.D but L.D with a shoulder to the gut. L.D tries for another Canadian Destroyer but Matt slips out and applies the Folzmission! The time limit starts to run down inside 30 seconds as Matt leans back takes L.D to the mat applying the body scissors. L.D struggles but eventually taps. Matt Folz over L.D Williams, tied at 3-3 Before either man can get back to his feet, the time limit expires. Ladies and gentlemen, this match has gone the full 30 minutes, and will be ruled a draw. All six competitors exchange hugs as the decision is announced. Stank, Firewoman and Jack Quinn all come from the back with huge smiles on their faces and slide into the ring to hug their fellow Saints. Russ: “What a way to end the show, and maybe the career of all six competitors. For Razz, I'm Russ. Have a great night everyone and we'll see you in two weeks.” Razz: “Are we done for real this time? Can I go home?”
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OOWF Saturday Slam – June 17, 2023
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina • Bridget O’Malley vs. Nuke (Mac Flasher, Annie and Adam Jennings are banned from ringside) “Hate Breeders” plays with Nuke striding toward the ring, as the green-haired rookie takes his time to talk trash with anyone who appears to be a Mac Flasher or Bridget O’Malley fan. As Nuke spots a particularly chatty fan to tear up his sign, Bridget pops up from three rows behind the fan and stuns Nuke with a palm strike and a tour of the ringside fixtures, rolling the youngster into the ring as Davis Hightower signals for the bell. Bridget keeps the pressure on Nuke with a series of punches alternating between his head and torso, prompting him to duck under the top rope for a break. Bridget, showing rare aggression, yanks him back to the middle and continues her assault. Russ: “This is a side of Bridget O’Malley that we know exists, but don’t always see.” Razz: “Nuke and Annie dragged her into their war with Mac Flahser, and while those two might not be the best of friends, I think we’re seeing that they still look out for each other.” Russ: “Though they might need to rethink strategies in these battles, because Nuke, Annie and Adam Jennings seem to have the edge in this war.” Bridget hits a bridging German Suplex for 2 as Nuke rolls out to take a breather. Bridget teases a slingshot plancha, sending Nuke scrambling for cover under the Welsh announce table. Bridget steps out and waits for Nuke to emerge, only to get the table cover thrown in her face with Nuke laying in heavy elbows as Bridget fights out of her sudden lack of vision. Nuke sets up Bridget against a ringpost, signaling for Give ‘Em the Boot. Bridget takes the cover off at the last second, ducking as Nuke seemingly jams his knee against the post. With Nuke attempting to limp away, Bridget grabs the rookie and rolls him back inside, working on the injured knee with stomps and various locks. Nuke gets to the ropes to earn a break on a kneebar, jabbing Bridget in the eyes while the two were untangling. Nuke hammers away with forearms across her back, getting 2 off a knee lift and 2 again on a running neckbreaker. With Bridget staggering to her feet, Nuke steps back looking for Give ‘Em the Boot, but is caught when Bridget ducks slightly catching Nuke’s leg and draping it across her shoulder. Bridget then powers to a standing position with Nuke’s leg still over her shoulder in a stretch muffler. Nuke tries to fight his way out, but soon taps out when he cannot work his way free. Your winner (submission, 6:49), Bridget O’Malley! Afterward, Bridget keeps the hold on a few seconds longer to send a message as Annie reluctantly walks toward the ring with Bridget’s eyes on her the whole time. Hightower finally coaxes Bridget to drop Nuke, which she does unceremoniously while verbally reminding Nuke of his place. • “King” Pete Quick and Angie DelPetro vs. Shoken Dojo (PORK and Katie Bardoor) This one never makes it to the ring as Katie and PORK are attacked from behind by Pete and Angie, starting a wild brawl where neither team sees an early advantage until PORK delivers a Samoan Drop to Pete, sending both men crashing off stage. Angie and Katie exchange fists and chops until Katie catches a punch and torques Angie’s arm to a near-broken position with the mob heiress shrieking in pain. PORK is the first to climb back onto the stage, grabbing Angie and putting her in position for a Muscle Buster with Katie adding a spike for good measure. Just as PORK drops, Nigel and Liam burst through the curtain to protect Angie and Pete, as he groggily climbs back to stage level. PORK steps up and headbutts Nigel while Katie lands a stiff uppercut on Liam just as the OOWF yellow-shirt brigade spills out to break the sides up. Katie gets through the first wave of security, but is halted by the second wave just as she was about to get hands on Angie again. With a guttural yell, PORK manages to burst through and give chase to Pete, who high-tails it backstage with PORK two steps behind. • Kylie Mignolio vs. Alexander Darling The fans are ready for the next match as Porcelain & The Tramps “King of the World” begins to blast over the sound system and a hoodie-clad Alexander Darling slowly saunters down the aisle. He slides under the bottom rope and perches on the turnbuckle of the nearest corner. No acknowledgement of the crowd’s boisterous boos raining down on him as he unzips the hoodie and patiently waits for his opponent. And here she comes as Aerosmith’s “Jaded” begins to play and the crowd goes nuts for Kylie accompanied by Josie as far as the entranceway. A fistbump between the two and a brief nod from Josie to Alex as she makes her way back to the Compound. Kylie takes in the cheers as she makes her way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans as she walks around the ringside area making sure to keep an eye on Alex the entire time. She finally gets in the ring and walks right to the center as she waits for Masato Misawa to call Alex to the middle of the ring as well. Some last minute rule clarifications from the referee gets a nod from both competitors and then we get a ringing bell to put us under way here. As soon as the bell rings, Alex turns his back on Kylie and makes his way back into the corner to do some stretching. Kylie doesn’t take the disrespect very well and swings Alex around and lays into him with some loud knife-hand chops. Alex tries to move away into another corner, but Kylie is on the hunt and corners him once again and this time lays in some deep European uppercuts. Alex finally ducks under one and tries to get into another corner, but once again Kylie is on the prowl and this time she catches him with a picture perfect armdrag. She immediately goes to follow-up but Alex slides out of the ring to take a stroll around the ringside area. Kylie makes the inexperienced move and follows him but Alex slides into the ring first and catches Kylie coming in with some stomps. Alex goes on the attack for the next few minutes with a wide array of strikes and grappling holds to keep Kylie down and off-balance. After a few minutes of wearing Kylie down, Alex is looking to put an end to this as he picks Kylie off the mat and lifts her straight up in the air. Looks like he’s going for act 1 of Dark Darling Rising, but he holds the suplex position for a very long time and he actually holds it too long as Kylie finally wiggles out from the hold and lands behind Alex. Before he can even react, Kylie jumps up and nails Alex with LUNGBLOWER. Kylie stays on the attack as she quickly makes her way to the top rope and waits for Alex to get back to his feet before nailing a MISSILE DROPKICK. Kylie rolls Alex over and makes the cover… But Alex is able to kick out at 2. Kylie looks a bit frustrated but stays on Alex as she whips him into the corner and follows him in with a leg lariat. Kylie back on her feet and she climbs up to the middle rope and starts the prototypical 10 punches, but Alex is able to grab her on 7 and hits a RUNNING POWERBOMB out of the corner. Alex shakes the cobwebs out as he goes back onto the attack. He isn’t taking anything for granted as he stomps away at Kylie and really lays the boots into her. He lifts Kylie up off the mat once again and picks her up in position for another powerbomb, but this time he tosses and spins her high in the air and Kylie lands nasty after that vicious HELICOPTER BOMB. Daring drags Kylie a bit closer to the corner and it looks like he has this in hand as he climbs the ropes and he goes for the 450 splash, but Kylie has a bit remaining in the tank and gets her knees up. Both wrestlers are down for the moment, but Kylie is up first and drags Alex onto his knees before bouncing off the ropes and nails a SHINY WIZARD. Kylie’s not done as she bounces off the opposite of the ring and hits a LAST SHOT BOOM on Alex. Alex is in trouble as Kylie heads to the apron and waits for Alex to get back to his feet and as soon as he does, Kylie slingshots over the top rope…BUCKSHOT LARIAT. Alex is in serious trouble as Kylie makes the cover… 1… 2… No, Alex barely gets a shoulder up, but Kylie isn’t done as she’s quickly back on her feet and climbing the ropes when there is a roar from the crowd. Nuke has jumped out of the crowd and gets on the apron distracting Misawa. From the other side of the ringside area, Annie jumps out from her section of the crowd and distracts Kylie long enough for Alex to roll out of position of the moonsault. Kylie doesn’t seem to care as she flies over the ringpost and nails Annie with a crossbody block. Nuke notices this from the opposite side of the ring and sprints over and catches Kylie from behind and tosses her into the ring steps. That causes the automatic DQ. Alexander is just getting to his feet as he hears the bell ring and listens to the announcement of… Your winner in 11:33, via Disqualification, Kylie Mignolio Alex just shakes his head as he watches Nuke go after Kylie on the outside before she’s able to turn it around and starts getting the better of Nuke and tosses him into the ring. She’s about to follow him in when Annie is able to grab her leg allowing Nuke to drop a leg across the back of Kylie’s neck. Annie pushes Kylie the rest of the way into the ring and joins Nuke in the ring laying the boots to her. Nuke whips Kylie into the corner where Alex just barely gets out of the way. It looks like Nuke is motioning for Alex to get his pound of flesh and there’s a slight smirk as Darling gives a slap to the back of Kylie’s head before shoveing Kylie back into the waiting arms of Nuke who lifts her up and nails a Samoan Drop in one fluid motion. Just as Annie is about to climb the ropes, there’s a big cheer from the crowd as Beverly, Bridget, and Mac fly down the aisle to save Kylie from the attack. Nuke and Annie scatter back into the crowd as Alex begins to re-zip his hoodie and ignores the glares he’s getting from the crowd and wrestlers in the ring. Meanwhile Bridget has helped Kylie to her feet and raises her hand in victory. • Mac Flasher vs. Sandra Fallon With Sandra already inside the ring, waving and smiling at ringside fans, “I Get Wet” heralds the arrival of Mac Flasher, who heads to the ring looking a bit worse for wear after the brawl that just happened following the previous match. Mac offers a handshake to Sandra, but shows a more determined-than-usual expression as Angelo Barros calls for the start of the match. Sandra catches Mac off guard with a couple of forearm strikes, pushing Mac to the corner. A corner splash gets nothing but turnbuckle as Mac sidesteps the attack and locks Sandra into a half-nelson before lifting her into position for an Olympic Slam. (Think Shuji Kondo’s Whale Hunt). With Sandra folded in half, Mac goes for an easy cover, tallying 3. Russ: “Mac just displayed a new finisher! He told me that he’s calling that ‘Send it in, Jerome!’” Razz: “Whatever he’s calling it, Mac just made easy work of a very capable rookie.” Your winner (pinfall, 1:01), Mac Flasher! Afterward, Mac helps Sandra to her feet and helps her to the back. • OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Awesome Bill From Dawsonville (c) vs. Jack Quinn "Symphony of Destruction" plays and Jack Quinn makes his way to the ring, to a decidedly mixed reaction from the fans. Russ: The fans SHOULD boo this no good son of a bitch! Razz: Russ, I am not entirely sure Jack did this.... Russ: Of COURSE he did it! Moosehead Jack is the most sadistic son of a bitch that has ever laced up a pair of boots, no matter what name he hides behind, that man there IS Moosehead Jack! "Freebird" plays and the OOWF Intercontinental champion Awesome Bill From Dawsonvillle makes his way to the ring. Following a few feet behind him is King Quick. Bill tosses the IC title at the announce table and slides under the ropes into the ring, Quick joins Russ and Razz on commentary Razz: Well this is certainly unscheduled KQ: Gentlemen, I thought I would sit with the two most knowledgeable men in the OOWF and watch this charlatan Jack Quinn Russ: It is about time someone said it! Razz: Is this another heel turn for you Russ? The last one didn't go so well Bill slides under the bottom rope and Jack holds up his hands and tries to explain but Bill drops him with a right cross! The referee calls for the bell and we are underway! Jack backs his way into the corner but Bill charges in and drives his boot into Jack's face, then pulls him up in the corner and hits several punches to the face. Jack tries to cover up, but one lands and immediately bloodies Jack's nose. Jack manages to reverse things in the corner and immediately locks up with Bill, which forces the referee to get between then and force the break. Jack backs away, and as soon as the referee moves, Bill charges out of the corner, and drops Jack with a clothesline, then mounts him and rains punches down on Jack, who turtles up to avoid the shots and makes his way to the ropes and forces the break, drawing boos from the crowd. Bill pulls Jack to his feet and tries to go toe to toe, but Jack locks up, then grabs Bill in a side head lock, which draws more boos from the crowd. Bill shoots Jack to the ropes and drops him with a shoulderblock, then immediately pounces on him and tries to rain punches down, but Jack escapes out of the ring too the floor. Quick: Jack Quinn is a coward! He refuses to fight Bill! Russ: He is running like a scalded dog! Razz: I mean, maybe he DIDN'T attack Justin and Ellie May? Quick: NONSENSE! Jack Quinn is an abomination to this business! Jack Quinn is nothing more than a glorified garbage wrestler! He got by for all those years by being a sadistic madman! Razz: I mean, he IS a numerous time Onslaught champion.... Quick: I have irrefutable proof that those wins were fake Razz: WHAT? Back in the ring, Bill has landed more punches and has opened Jack up above the eye. Jack refuses to fight back, grabbing a headlock or some type of stall move every time Bill gets the advantage. The fans are booing the hell out of Jack for this. Bill doesn't seem interested in a wrestling match. He will land a few punches, then Jack grabs a side head lock, Bill reversed the last few into back drop drivers, but didn't even go for a pin, opting again to fight. This goes on for about fifteen minutes, with Jack a bloody mess who can barely stand, having not thrown a punch in the entire match. Bill hits another back drop driver dropping Jack on his head, then gets to his feet. Jack uses Bill to pull himself to his feet and stands looking at Bill, Bill puts his fists up, but Jack refuses, instead, spreading his arms in the Christ pose and closing his eyes, welcoming whatever is coming. Russ: Jack refuses to fight Bill! This is an absolute travesty! Quick: I told you the man was a coward! His whole career was spent hiding behind others! He was one of Poe's disciples, then he hid behind LD Williams, then Stank, then his sister, then the Saints. Jack Quinn likes to make everyone THINK he is some tough guy, but look at him! He brutally attacked Ellie May and Justin and the coward won't even fight back against a man bigger than him! Russ: Where I'm from, that is the mark of a true coward! Bill lands another shot to the side of Jack's head dropping him, Jack immediately struggles to get to his feet again, using the ropes to pull himself up. He staggers to the middle of the ring and we hear him telling Bill "I DIDN'T DO IT!" The crowd actually starts to cheer for Jack as Bill drops him with another punch to the head, as Jack struggles back to his feet again, the crowd is more firmly behind him Russ: I CANNOT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE CHEERING THIS MAN! Quick: The sheep can be trained Russ! They think this is an act of an honorable man! <Quick leaves the announce table> Razz: Where the hell is he going? Inside the ring, Jack struggles to his feet and Bill rears back for another punch, then stops and looks out at the crowd as they urge him not to. Bill looks completely confused and turns his back on Jack and looks out at the fans in confusion. While he is not looking, Angie Delpetro runs in and cracks Jack across the back with a chair, sending him slamming into Bill, Jack falls backward holding onto Bill, rolling him up from behind. Before the referee can turn around, Quick distracts him, and Delpetro reverses the roll up so Jack's shoulders are on the mat, Quick drops off the mat, Angie disappears and the referee turns around and counts three! WINNER in 16:44 - and STILL OOWF Intercontinental champion - Awesome Bill From Dawsonville Quick immediately grabs Bill by the leg and pulls him out of the ring and hands him his title and they head up the ramp. Bill is holding the back of his head where Jack's skull crashed into it. As they get about halfway up the ramp, Angie attacks Jack, but Katie and PORK charge into the ring and stop her, which brings out the Guard, giving the heels a three on two advantage since Jack is down. Bill sees what is happening and takes a step toward the ring, when Quick stops him Quick: Bill, he ATTACKED you from behind! He is a menace! This is what he deserves! Think of poor Ellie May and Justin and how they're suffering! Bill shakes his head trying to make sense of it, then slowly heads to the back while Quick watches the carnage. His looks quickly changes as Shokan Dojo get the upper hand and clear the ring sending Angie, Mr. Nigel and Mr. Liam out of the ring and up the ramp. Quick just snarls at Jack and they head to the back. Shokan Dojo celebrates in the ring, the boos for Jack lessen, but they are still there. • Non-title match: The Woodsmen vs. The Royal Guard “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)” welcomes the champions to a loud reaction as Hunter and Dakota soak in the adoration, striking their familiar pose, before heading to the ring. As they wait on their opponents, they stretch on the ropes while Dakota checks the sturdiness of Tapout Tent before folding it and putting it back in its sack. Silence fills the arena as Nigel and Liam slowly walk to the ring, seemingly unfazed by the garbage tossed at them. Gavin “Junior” Hale signals for the bell as Nigel and Liam immediately drop to the mats and lay on the canvas. Dakota reluctantly approaches The Royal Guard, Hunter pulls Dakota away warning of a potential trap. Nigel and Liam continue to lay on the mat as The Woodsmen discuss their next move. Dakota pulls out his phone and begins clacking away, before showing Hunter a picture of an opossum. Hunter nods and slowly approaches before pulling out his collapsable hiking stick, gently tapping Nigel with the stick, getting no movement from the guardsman. Hunter, with Dakota by his his side, approaches and places a boot on Nigel’s shoulder, getting no resistance or movement in response. Hale drops to the mat and counts 3. Your winners (pinfall, 2:03), The Woodsmen! The Woodsmen celebrate as Nigel and Liam pop up and ambush the champions from behind, booting them down with zero regard for Hale’s post match instructions. Liam disposes of Dakota outside of the ring as Nigel hoists Hunter onto the top turnbuckle. Liam folds a chair over Hunter’s head as Nigel now lifts Hunter in position for a superplex. Russ: “That chair around Hunter’s neck will break it if Nigel hits that superplex.” Razz: “A broken neck might be getting off easy.” Dakota rushes to the aid of his partner while PORK and Katie Bardoor run down the ramp to help in the rescue. Pete Quick and Angie Delpetro also run down as the brawl spills out of the ring. The 4-on-4 battle ends with no clear visual winner with the already overworked OOWF Security detail swarming the proceedings. • Beverly Cambridge and Jeff Mangyuniku vs. The Battling Baristas Both teams are in the ring as Tara and Jeff get the starts. Jeff grapples Tara down and lets her up in the name of sportsmanship, drawing mild applause, but also angering his opponent. Tara, a bit quicker, gets the better of Jeff on the next grapple, but doesn’t give a clean break, paint brushing the back of the youngster’s head to raise his dander. Jeff, in a fighting stance, gets tagged out by Beverly as she instructs Jeff to cool off on the outside. Beverly locks up with Tara, who tries to use Beverly’s hair to her advantage before Ben Coleman catches the barista in the act and orders a break. Tara breaks at 3 and tags in Brynn, who misses a shoulder charge and is felled by a drop toehold on the way back. Beverly floats over the larger Brynn, trying to cinch in the La Bell Lock, but is unable to connect her hands as Brynn powers out. The two stand off with Brynn again looking for a quick strike, but catching air as Beverly slides out of the way. Razz: “You can telegraph nothing with Beverly Cambridge! Not only does she know what you’re going to do, she knows the results of every time you attempted it and how successful you truly are.” Russ: “And I’m pretty sure those scouting reports date back to the womb.” Beverly tags Jeff back in as Brynn levels him with a shoulder charge, getting 1.5 on the quick pin try. Jeff scrambles up and scrambles Brynn’s brains with a roaring elbow. That gets 2 as Jeff is firmly – and calmly – in control. Jeff connects on a deadlift gutwrench suplex that gets 2. Jeff and Beverly play the quick-tag game, barely giving enough time for Brynn to breathe as they hit a few slick-double team combinations with a double flapjack ending the sequence and getting 2.5. Brynn rolls away after the kickout and tags in a puffy-cheeked Tara, who tries to mist Jeff with hot coffee, but misses and sprays Coleman’s eyes. With the official in agony, Jeff and Tara brawl as two figures emerge from the stands and yank Beverly off of the apron before slamming her head off of the steps. The two intruders hop inside where they attack Jeff with a barrage of superkicks before revealing themselves as Matt and Nick Jackson, The Young Bucks. The Bucks then pull Jeff up and deliver a BTE Trigger that knocks him silly. Tara opportunistically takes the chance to cover as Coleman comes to and calls for the bell. Ladies and gentlemen, referee Ben Coleman has disqualified The Battling Baristas, meaning that your winners (disqualification, 8:28) are the team of Beverly Cambridge and Jeff Mangyuniku! Afterward, the Bucks pull up Jeff by his head and gesture that they want he and a parter of his choosing on July 29. Beverly comes in and cleans house with a kendo stick as the feed cuts to an advertisement for the July 1 edition of “Saturday Slam.” • OOWF World Championship: Lexie Darling (c) vs. Diego “Pop” Roxton With Diego in the ring, “Radioactive” plays with Lexie walking out with her OOWF World Championship on her shoulder. Lexie, growing more confident by the show, mounts all four corners and holds the title high for all to see. Diego respectfully waits for Lexie to finish her entrance, while Mel Creech shows the title to Diego and then starts the match. Diego opens in a capoeira stance that Lexie wasn’t expecting as indicated by her expression as the challenger flashes a few high kicks to create distance. With Lexie seeking any kind of an opening, Diego lands a roundhouse sweep that trips the champion up, Lexie scampers to her feet and ducks another high kick attempt before catching Diego in a single-leg takedown. Lexie is able to outwrestle Diego on the mat, twisting him into a pinning combination that gets 2. Diego pops up and rallies with a pair of open-hand strikes, stumbling Lexie back to a corner where Diego gets 10 unencumbered punches before an 11th punch is ducked by Lexie, who slips under Diego’s legs to grab his ankles and pull him face-first into a turnbuckle. Lexie then turns the tables on Diego, getting 10 shots in, with a louder count than the count-along for Diego. Russ: “The fans in the OOWF Arena love them some Lexie Darling.” Razz: “While her relationship with the fans might be a bit rockier in her eyes, she’s learning to embrace this support.” Lexie waits for Diego to fall out of the corner before wrapping his legs in a Darling Clutch. Lexie turns Diego over as the longtime veteran is overcome with pain. Diego is able to plank himself up, starting a crawl before Lexie adjusts her leverage, getting a few taps on the mat from Diego. Your winner (submission, 6:33) and STILL OOWF World Champion, Lexie Darling! Lexie releases the hold and reacts after a fairly decisive victory. Creech hands Lexie the title as rookie Rory Thomas steps out with a microphone in hand. Rory: “Every other week, I wait patiently for a card to be posted and hope that my name appears on it, only to be disappointed. I couldn’t get into the tournaments. I’ve only been placed in a tag-team match and a battle royal. While I’m sure my resume doesn’t speak for what I am truly capable of, I’m here to challenge the claim that Lexie Darling is a fighting champion. What do you say champ? July 1. You … Me … That strap on your shoulder. All I want is one chance.” Rory drops the microphone and doesn’t even wait for Lexie’s answer as she looks at Creech, shrugs and nods her head up and down, seemingly affirming Rory’s request. • No-disqualification match: Zed vs. Sean Franklin Sean Franklin heads to the ring in his typical wrestling attire of a red singlet as “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons plays and a chorus of boos fills the OOWF arena. Once Sean is settled in the ring, the lights dim and “Shoot to Thrill” brings out Zed, who has abandoned his typical tights in lieu of a light-blue t-shirt, denim jeans and a jacket which he passes off to BRICK~! before climbing into the ring. The two tie up, with Sean easily getting the upper hand using his wrestling expertise. He quickly puts in an ankle lock, with Zed reaching for the ropes before being reminded, both kindly by referee Mel Creech and loudly by Sean, that the rope will not save him. Despite this, Zed still grabs the rope, then uses the leverage to pull himself out of the ring and force Sean to release the hold. As Zed gathers himself at ringside, Sean surprisingly hits the ropes and goes for a dive to the outside, but BRICK~! shouts to alert Zed and he sidesteps the swandive, sending Sean crashing into the ringside barricade. Leaned against the barricade, Sean turns just in time for Zed to greet him with some knife-edge chops, to the delight of the North Carolina crowd. Zed plays it up, letting out a couple of “Wooooo”s of his own as he lays in a couple more chops before Sean staggers away in search of safety. Zed gives chase, but Sean grabs an unoccupied seat at ringside and haphazardly tosses it at Zed. Zed mostly ducks the flying chair, but the glancing blow is enough to bust him open above the left eye, almost as much to his surprise as anyone else’s. Zed rubs his forehead, spotting the blood on his hand, then looks at Sean and says, “So this is how we’re doing this, huh?” For the first time in probably his entire OOWF tenure, Sean’s facial expression reveals a hint of fear behind the bravado. Zed picks up the chair that had been tossed his way, then charges towards Sean and smashes it over the top of Sean’s head. Zed shakes his head as he tosses the chair aside and stands over Sean. “Stupid!” Zed shouts at Sean. “Stupid!” Zed looks to his side and sees a fan reaching out, holding a crutch out for Zed to use. Zed shrugs his shoulders and takes the crutch, driving it into Sean’s ribcage a couple of times before offering it back to the fan. Zed then looks under the ring and pulls out a ladder, which he slides into the ring. Before Zed can do any further damage, however, Sean regains his footing and tackles Zed from behind at knee-level. Zed crumples in agony, holding his right knee. Unrelenting, Sean suplexes Zed into the corner stairs, Zed screaming out in pain. Sean then turns to the announce table, sending Russ and Razz scattering for cover as Sean clears off notebooks and monitors and whatever else may be in the way. He then picks up Zed one more time, suplexing him into the announce table with a massive crash. Sean looks back at the ladder in the ring, favoring his ribs but operating on adrenaline. He pulls the ladder underneath the ropes, then picks it up in his hands, but turns around to find Zed using every ounce of energy he has to leap up and dropkick the ladder, sending it smashing into Sean’s face while shouting in pain from leaping off his own damaged leg. Now both men are down at ringside, bloodied and beaten. Zed gingerly gets up to one knee, with BRICK~! leaning over him urging him on. They exchange words, then BRICK~! scurries away and quickly returns with the jacket. Zed reaches into the jacket and produces a bottle of hot sauce. RAZZ: You know, Russ, even though it’s called Texas Pete, it’s made in North Carolina! RUSS: That’s great and all, but what in the hell is Zed about to do with it? Zed unscrews the cap off the bottle and tosses it into the crowd before crawling over to Sean, using one hand to hold open Sean’s eyes while pouring the sauce over his face. The crowd gasps in shock at the lengths Zed has gone to at this point. It doesn’t take long for Sean, in incredible pain to free himself from Zed, rolling around and trying everything in his power to get the burning to stop. Eventually, he steals a bottle of water from a fan and pours it over his face and eyes. Zed grabs Sean from behind, but Sean spins around and kicks Zed below the belt. As Zed tries to catch his breath, Sean rolls him back into the ring. He goes for a cover, the first pinfall attempt in this car crash of a match, but Zed kicks out at two. Sean spits at Zed, then drags him to the corner to lock in a ringpost-aided figure four. Zed again is in incredible pain, reaching for his knee but unable to break the hold. Sean screams at Zed to tap out, but Zed refuses. After what feels like an eternity but was likely closer to 45 seconds, Sean relents and Zed drags himself away from the corner. However, Sean grabs the ladder now laying at ringside and pushes it into the ring. Sean climbs back inside the ropes, then drives the ladder into Zed’s right knee repeatedly. Zed, try as he might, cannot escape the onslaught at this point. He tries to scurry to the corner, but Sean picks up the ladder for one last shot, driving the top step into Zed, sending him crashing into the bottom turnbuckle. Zed slumps to the mat, and while it’s not necessary, Sean drags Zed to the center of the ring for good measure. Sean covers Zed, one, two, three. Your winner (17:22; pinfall), Sean Franklin! Sean’s arm is lifted in victory as medical staff attend to both Zed and the cuts along Sean’s forehead. However, his face shows no satisfaction or celebration in the victory, as he watches on while Zed is surrounded by the training staff. Zed musters enough strength through the pain and gets the trainers back away long enough to get up on his left knee, turning to Sean and extending his hand. Sean stares in shock at Zed, blinking repeatedly before walking off, shaking his head as Zed crumples back to the mat.
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OOWF Saturday Slam – June 3, 2023
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina • “King” Pete Quick vs. Justin Sane The cold open shows Pete inside the ring with a microphone, embracing some of the garbage getting tossed at him while dodging the larger objects. Pete: “I’d expect this kind of response in a shit hole like Asheville with no respect for the generous and benevolent ruler that I have been. While you have zero respect for the crown or my plan to rid the OOWF of has-been hacks like Jackie Quinn, I will continue fighting for the virtue that this company will never see as long as the Moosehead Jack that we all know is still very alive is cosplaying as wrestling’s answer to Bob Ross and Fred Rogers. Alas, my fight tonight isn’t against a has-been, instead it’s against a never-was. Justin Sane, whatever makes you think that you can even shine my royal boots, let alone compete with royalty is the greatest lie that you were ever told. But I’ll humor you. This championship that I hold as the first champion crowned in OOWF after the reboot can be yours in the impossible circumstance that you can defeat me in this ring. As the regal authority in OOWF, I will grant you a shot at this DDT Iron Crown Heavy Metal Championship. All you have to do is get in this ring and show that you can beat me.” Pete tosses the microphone to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee as “Insane in the Brain” plays, but there’s no Justin. The song loops to the beginning and still there’s no sign of Justin until the OOWFTron cuts to a view of a bloodied Justin just outside of the curtain, curled in the fetal position in front of a disheveled stack of pallets and a broken baseball bat, while coughing up blood as OOWF Medical and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville appear on site to help as Pete takes the microphone away from Elevenbee. Pete: “Jackie. Could you have made this any more obvious? The pallets? The sneak attack just as a wrestler was about to make an entrance? There is only one person in this building who is capable of attacking someone so innocent and so pure like Justin Sane in cold blood, and it’s you Jackie. This is how you cope with not getting your way. This is how you cope with a bad night of poker. Violence. You can’t get your hands on me, so you make sure that nobody else could. Typical Moosehead Jack. That’s not how you can make this legally binding document that keeps you far, far away from my royal person, which is on file in your sister’s office, go away. All you did was expose yourself as a fraud to the dwindling few people in this building who actually believed that you had changed. I’ve seen all I need to see.” • Mac Flasher and The Frenemies vs. Nuke, Annie and Alexander Darling “King of the World” heralds the arrival of Alexander, who is in the now-standard black hoodie with zero gestures beyond a quick glare at a fan who grabs his arm. Alexander rolls into the ring and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle in his team’s corner as “Hate Breeders” draws out Nuke and an apprehensive Annie, the latter set to make her official in-ring debut as a wrestler. As the rookie couple makes their way to ringside, they are met by Adam Jennings, Nuke’s father, who hops over the barricade. Nuke and Annie gesture toward Alexander, who reacts with a very apathetic shrug, before the music cuts out with Josie emerging from the back by herself, but she has a microphone. Josie: “LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, as the manager of The Frenemies, it is my honor to present to you three people who will work together like peanut butter, jelly and bananas. Like a cheeseburger, fries and Coke. Like Donatello, Leonardo and Michelangelo after Raphael was beaten by the Foot Clan in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, like …” “Crown on the Ground” plays to interrupt Josie as The Frenemies – Kylie and Bridget – emerge from the back. The duo fistbumps Josie as “I Get Wet” plays out Mac Flasher, who greets The Frenemies with drastic levels of enthusiasm coming back his way. The three walk to the ring and immediately chase Nuke and Annie out all while Alexander indifferently sits atop the turnbuckles. As Angelo Barros checks both teams for foreign objects, Bridget and Mac get into a bit of a tiff over who will start the match with Kylie loudly declaring that she will start for their team. Nuke steps in for his team as Barros calls for the bell. Kylie rolls away from Nuke’s first few attempts to grapple with her, but gets too close to the wrong corner as Annie yanks Kylie down by her hair, giving Nuke enough of an opening to deliver a few stomps and a standing knee drop. Annie eagerly reaches out her hand to tag in, but the tag is intercepted by Alexander as he gestures to Annie that she observe what’s about to happen. Alexander reaches down and gets pulled into a small package that gets 1. That heats up Alexander’s temper as he begins to pummel Kylie with heavy strikes and a hip toss that sends her to her own corner, where Mac and Bridget simultaneously tag Kylie. Alexander picks Mac, as evidenced by a strong right to the jaw, prompting Barros to declare Mac as legal. The two exchange blows with Mac almost getting the better of the battle until a well-placed knee to the gut stems the tide Alexander’s way. Alexander bulls Mac to an unsavory corner as Annie tags herself in to get a few blows in on Mac as he looks around with an incredulous expression before gently picking Annie up and placing her on top of the same turnbuckle that Alexander sat on before Nuke tags himself in. Russ: “Finally. We’ll see Mac Flasher and Nuke get it on in the ring.” Razz: “Certainly not like the May 6 edition of Saturday Slam when they got it on in the ring.” Russ: “This time will be different.” Razz: “Why? Because it’s June 3?” Mac motions for Nuke to bring the fight to the center of the ring, but Nuke refuses. As Nuke stands in his corner, Mac steps back to his corner where Bridget tags herself in, drawing Nuke away from his own corner. Nuke walks into a standing knee strike from Bridget and an attempted neck crank until Annie rushes in and jumps on Bridget’s back. With Bridget’s focus on Annie, Nuke clips Bridget’s knee and starts to work as Annie scurries back to her corner. Bridget isn’t in peril long as she kicks Nuke in the face and tags in Kylie, who springboards in with a dropkick to open the door for some slick tandem offense from The Frenemies including a double slingshot suplex that gets 2.5 as Nuke desperately tries to reach his corner. With Kylie flustering Nuke with quick attacks, the rookie slips to the outside to consult Adam, unaware of Kylie’s suicide dive through the ropes that sends both crashing to the barricade. Adam, who took the least damage, stands up and tries to intimidate Kylie, getting a spear from Mac who dropped down and rushed toward the fracas while Bridget yanked Annie down from the apron. Nuke staggers to his feet just as Mac and Bridget whip Adam and Annie toward Nuke’s general direction, causing a three-way collision, all while Alexander can barely be arsed to watch the wreckage. Mac and Kylie work together to send Nuke back inside the ring while Adam slips an object to Annie, just barely in view of the camera. Annie woozily heads back to her corner while Bridget walks to hers to join Mac as Kylie delivers a handspring elbow to Nuke in the corner and follows with a split-legged moonsault that gets 2.5, only because Annie dashed in at the last second. With Barros chiding Annie, Nuke takes advantage of the distraction and rakes Kylie’s eyes and elbows her on the chin. Nuke confidently strides over to his corner, expecting approval from Alexander, but getting an indifferent tag. Alexander pounds away at Kylie, cutting her team’s half of the ring off as he puts her a clinic of stretches and strikes. Kylie almost gets to her corner after Alexander missed a knee drop, but was waylaid from behind by Nuke just as she noticed the opening. Alexander drags Kylie back to his team’s corner and trades tags with both partners as they wear Kylie down. With Nuke once again the legal partner of his team, a teardrop suplex gets 2 on Kylie. Nuke stomps away, loading up Give ‘Em the Boot with Kylie stood up in a neutral corner. As Nuke charges, Kylie ducks to lead the rookie into crouching himself on the top turnbuckle. Kylie crawls to her corner and leaps to tag in Bridget as she runs in as the proverbial house of fire, hitting spinning backfists on Nuke and Annie and also delivering a running knee to Alexander, who was basically minding his own business in the corner. With Nuke in Bridget’s sights, Annie puts a fanged mouthpiece in her mouth and grins with an evil expression as she stalks Bridget, just as Annie is about to leap up and strike an unsuspecting Bridget, Mac gets his arm between Annie and Bridget, taking the full bite and immediately falling into a state of shock. With Mac down and barely responsive despite Bridget’s panicked attempts to check on him, Annie rushes to bump Kylie off of the apron while Nuke blasts Bridget from the side with Give ‘Em the Boot, getting 3 and a nuclear amount of disdain from fans in attendance. Your winners (pinfall, 16:13), the team of Nuke, Annie and Alexander Darling! Aftrerward, Bridget pays no mind to the recent result, checking on Mac’s arm, which is now puffy and swollen as he cannot even sit up without help. Nuke, Adam and Annie celebrate their skullduggery as Alexander pats Nuke on the back with a slight smile cracking through. Nuke tries to go in for more damage, but is cut off by a weapon-ladened Kylie, who brought a chair from the outside. Russ: “Look at Mac’s arm! What was on or in those fangs?” Razz: “Mac has a number of simple allergies and intolerances. It could have been something like lactose or mushrooms.” Russ: “I don’t think milk would have stopped him dead in his tracks and dropped him in a frothing heap. Those fangs were poisoned and Mac took that bullet for Bridget.” Razz: “Maybe it was expired milk. You’re missing the point, Russ, this is the biggest win of Nuke’s career! We should be proud of this OOWF-trained rookie getting a win over the likes of a two-time former world champion and The Frenemies!” • Zed vs. Sean Franklin Sean quickly takes control of the match after the bell, using his wrestling ability to stifle Zed. He eventually shows off his raw strength, body slamming Zed before carrying him to the corner, placing him in the Tree of Woe and adding a boot across the face for good measure. Razz: “Sean Franklin doesn’t just want to beat Zed, he wants to humiliate him!” Russ: “That’s been clear since Day 1. But why?” Zed lays on the mat, and Sean climbs to the top turnbuckle and goes for a flying elbow drop. Zed rolls out of the way, however, and Sean goes crashing to the mat. Back on his feet, Zed stands up Sean and lands a flurry of quick, striking offense before hitting the ropes and dropping Sean with a running knee lift. Again, Zed rushes to stand Sean back up, and sets up behind Sean for the Moment of Zed. However, Sean discretely lifts up a leg, striking Zed with a low blow without Mel Creech noticing. With Zed doubled over in pain, Sean spins around and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, which sends Zed awkwardly crashing into the turnbuckle. Dazed, Zed is helpless as Sean lifts him to the top turnbuckle. Razz: “What in the hell is the rookie doing here?” With Zed seated on the top turnbuckle, Sean pulls down the straps of his singlet and superplexes Zed. BRICK~! shouts from ringside, and Sean takes a knee facing him, responding verbally and adding in a crude hand gesture for good measure. Sean then stands back up, looking over Zed and shaking his head. Zed slowly gets up to a knee, clearly still shaking off the cobwebs. Razz: “I don’t know if Zed should keep going here.” Russ: “At some point, discretion has to be the better part of valor, whether it’s from Zed, his corner or Mel Creech.” Sean drags Zed to his feet, leaning into his ear and whispering one final message before hitting a Full Nelson Slam. Sean offers a half-assed cover for the pinfall attempt, but Mel Creech could count to 100 here and it wouldn’t matter. Your winner (9:22; pinfall), Sean Franklin! Russ: “I can’t believe what we’ve just seen.” Razz: “Sean Franklin didn’t just defeat a former OOWF World Champion, he obliterated him!” Russ: “I think our focus now has to turn to Zed’s health, I haven’t seen him look this worse for – oh, now, what the hell is this?” Just as it looks like Sean is about to start gloating to the masses about his win, Mel Creech convenes ringside with OOWF officials. Zed, still lifeless on the mat, is attended to by physicians. Seeing the commotion, Sean rolls out of the ring and joins the huddle, trying to figure out what exactly is going on and pleading his case, whatever it may be at this point. Eventually, Mike Elevenbee grabs a microphone … Mike: “After official review, it has been determined that Zed’s foot was underneath the ropes, nullifying the pinfall attempt by Sean Franklin. This match WILL continue!” Sean goes NUCLEAR hearing this and seeing the win taken from him. Zed is now seated upright on the mat, talking with the ringside medical personnel. Russ: “I understand rules are rules, but how the hell is Zed supposed to continue in this match?” He doesn’t get the chance. Sean grabs a chair from the ringside area and storms into the ring, smashing the chair into Zed’s back. Your winner (10:52; disqualification), Zed! The medical personnel scatter and officials quickly step in to separate Sean from Zed, but not before he can connect a handful of times with the chair. Zed spills out of the ring, now with a massive cut along his forehead. As the officials forcibly usher Sean up the ramp and backstage, he can be heard shouting “Now you know! Now you know!” • The Royal Guard and Angie Delpetro vs. Shoken Dojo (Jack Quinn, PORK and Katie Bardoor) The Guard and Angie Delpetro are out first. Mr. Liam and Mr. Nigel hold the ropes open for Angie and she steps between them and sneers at the crowd. "Symphony of Destruction" plays but only Jack walks out. The heels move toward the ropes as Jack makes his way down the ramp, when PORK and Katie slide into the ring behind them, each with a kendo stick and the fight is on! Katie and PORK wear Liam and Nigel out with kendo shots, PORK swings wildly for Angie's head, but she drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, right into a clotheslining from Jack. Jack pulls her to her feet and BLISTERS her with chops , backing her up the ramp. Inside the ring, PORK clotheslines Liam over the top rope to the floor, while Katie hits a HOTSHOT on Nigel, as he bounces back, PORK throws him over the top rope to the floor. Katie notices Jack, Jack whips Angie down the ramp toward the ring, Katie springs over the top rope and hits a buckshot lariat on a running Angie! Katie throws her back into the ring and PORK covers but Mr. Liam comes in with a chair and slams it down across PORK's back breaking it up. The six then brawl around the ring, with PORK and Katie going to war with the Guard. As they brawl up the ramp and around the ring, Angie and Jack go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Jack tries a suplex, but Angie slips free and hits a lungblower, but doesn't cover. Instead she slips outside the ring and grabs a kendo stick and waits for Jack to get to his feet. As he stands, Angie tosses it to Jack, he catches it and glares at Angie. She repeatedly screams DO IT! Jack looks like he wants to, but at the last second he tosses it aside and ducks the coming boot from Liam that catches Angie right on the jaw! PORK and Katie are back into the ring, Jack slides out of the ring to the floor and low bridges Nigel as he hits the ropes, then drops him on the floor with a German suplex. Inside the ring, Katie catches Angie with a superkick to the jaw that sends her right into PORK, who lifts her onto his shoulders, PORK hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, but on the outside, Jack slides a chair into the ring just before Angie hits the mat, then pulls the chair away after PORK rolls her up. Jack turns to the front row and shrugs his shoulders and tells the fans to keep quiet as the referee counts three! Your winners (pinfall, 16:28), Shokan Dojo! But the carnage continues. Pete Quick races to the ring with a chair and KILLS PORK with a shot to the head. The Guard and Angie quickly recover and put a beating on Shokan Dojo. As Angie holds Katie, choking her with the kendo stick and Nigel keeps PORK on the mat, Liam grabs Jack and hits a BRAINBUSTER! Jack struggles to his feet and Nigel CRUSHES his head with a chair! Jack lies on the mat motionless. Pete Quick grabs a mic: Pete: ”Look at that Jack. Not a soul.” Nigel grabs Jack and forces him to stare at Quick, blood runs down Jack's face from a gash on his head. Pete: “Do you hear the crowd, Jackie? Listen …” *Quick waves the mic around, the crowd is in a stunned silence* "They don't care. No one in the back has come out to help you. They don't care, Jackie.” Quick pushes Jack's hair back and digs his fingers into the gash in Jack's head causing more blood to flow, and causing Jack to howl in pain. Quick looks at his bloody fingers then runs his fingers under his eyes like war paint. Pete: “Jack Quinn, you are a cancer to this profession. You embody everything wrong with this business. You spent your career doing nothing but causing pain, misery and suffering, and now you think you can just …” <POOF> “… make it all go away by claiming you've changed.” Quick nods at Nigel, who pulls Jack to his feet and PLANTS him with a chokeslam, then once again pulls him up, forcing him to look at Quick. Pete: “Not used to this, are you Jackie? You're used to GIVING the beatings, not receiving them. And still … no one comes to help you. No one cares. I will break you Jack. I will end you. I will rid the OOWF of the cancer that is Jack Quinn.” Nigel slams Jack face first into the mat and The Guard, Angie and Quick stand over Jack until PORK and Katie get to heir feet and officials FINALLY come to the ring. Medics try to help Jack to his feet, but he shoves them aside and tries to stand on his own, takes a few steps and slumps to one knee. Katie and PORK help him to his feet, and help him out of the ring to the back • OOWF Tag-Team Championship: The Woodsmen (c) vs. The Electric Company With Joe and Jamie already in the ring, “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)” brings out Hunter and Dakota to a response reserved only for the tippy-top of OOWF’s popularity chart as The Woodsmen strike their familiar pose before striding confidently to ringside. While Dakota is holding a chart of some sort, Hunter grabs the microphone from Mike Elevenbee and has to wait over a minute before the crowd will allow him to speak. Hunter: “Great fans of OOWF, June is upon us. With June comes outdoor time, which Dakota and I are proponents of, but also a time to always be aware of ticks.” Dakota unfurls a chart, giving statistics and also visual aids to identify tick bites. Hunter: “As The Woodsmen …” Hunter and Dakota strike their familiar pose with Dakota playing fanfare on an alphorn kazoo while Hunter puts his hand over his brow while pantomiming stepping on a large rock. Hunter: “… We want to make sure that all of those who hear our message are as safe as can be from the scourge of ticks and the blood borne illnesses that they transmit. So, Dakota will use this special comb to inspect Joe and Jamie, to make sure that they are free and clear for not only competition this evening, but also doing all they can to ensure continued health.” Dakota, with rubber gloves on, approaches The Electric Company with the comb. Joe, who is bald, goes first and receives a thumbs up from Dakota. Jamie takes off his hardhat and is inspected by Dakota, who jumps back and confers with Hunter, who is watching the proceedings very closely. Hunter nods at Dakota as he reaches into his fanny pack and produces a bottle marked “TickGone.” Hunter: “Jamie. It appears that Dakota has located a tick in that glorious mane of yours. You’re in luck, however. Because Dakota tells me that the tick was not fully engorged, nor was it positioned in your scalp. But in the interest of safety, we offer you this special leave-in shampoo that will eliminate any and all parasitic insects that may inhabit your scalp. All we ask is that, you, choose not to fight us in this contest. In the interest of safety.” Jamie ponders the offer for a minute, holds the bottle in his hand and looks to Joe before crushing the bottle with its contents oozing through his fingers. Jamie then charges Hunter with a bottle-aided fist that knocks him silly as Mel Creech signals for a bell. Jamie pounds away at Hunter, unaware that Dakota has a second bottle of TickGone that he pours liberally on Jamie’s head. Dakota then massages the shampoo into Jamie’s scalp – getting some in his opponent’s eyes – while Hunter and Joe battle with a flurry of right hands from both on the outside. Dakota, using water from his canteen, rinses the shampoo from Jamie’s scalp and offers a towel. An annoyed Jamie tosses it back to Dakota, who throws it back into Jamie’s face. As Jamie struggles to free himself from the towel seemingly struck to his wet hair, Dakota sneaks behind and secures a schoolboy rollup, getting 3 from Creech. Your winners (pinfall, 1:37), and STILL OOWF Tag-Team Champions, The Woodsmen! Afterward, Hunter and Dakota rush to embrace fans at ringside as Dakota plays the kazoo fanfare while also inspecting those fans for ticks as the feed cuts to an advertisement for Judge John Law, weekdays at 4 and 4:30 p.m., only on OOWF.TV. • OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Jeff Mangyuniku (c) vs. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville “Freebird” plays as a scowling mad Awesome Bill stalks to ringside. Bill steps over the ropes and holds a microphone. Awesome Bill: “I ain’t known for knowing much, but I knows in my heart that that there Jack Quinn done attacked my partner and best buddy earlier tonight. Them Royal Guard fellers saw the whole thing and told me all about it when Justin was being put in that wee-woo ambulance. Jack, after discussifying with Ellie Mae, we has decided that Banned From Everywhere is banning you and your kin for life from our fine establishment.” “King of the Clouds” plays after Awesome Bill spikes the microphone cutting the hush that fell over the crowd. Jeff looks to the crowd and salutes them before The Royal Guard emerge from the back and pummel Jeff with chairs and King Pete Quick’s scepter. It’s not long before Jeff is a bloody mess, having the jewel-encrusted scepter raked repeatedly across his face by Nigel. OOWF Security spills out to break up the beating, but Jeff is hardly able to stand as a very confused Awesome Bill courteously assists Jeff to the ring. Jeff slumps in a corner while Davis Hightower is asking if Jeff still wants the match. Awesome Bill, who replays show is speaking with Angie DelPetro at ringside, has no knowledge of what put Jeff in his state. Jeff nods that he wants the match to start with Hightower obliging. Jeff falls face-first onto the mat, out cold, without Awesome Bill even lifting a finger. Hightower, who started the match also ends it. Your winner (referee stoppage, :15), and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville! Afterward, an even-more confused Awesome Bill is handed the championship while Angie, the Royal Guard and Pete applaud from atop the ramp. Russ: “Did Awesome Bill just sell his soul to … THEM?” Razz: “I think he’s just as puzzled by all of this as we are, but if he’s got a beef with Jack Quinn, those are the people you want on your side.” • OOWF World Heavyweight Championship: Lexie Darling (c) vs. Beverly Cambridge Back in the ring for the big-match introductions, Beverly and Lexie stretch in their respective corners with each receiving loud applause as Misato Misawa checks both grapplers before “Zombified” breaks the silence. AEW wrestler Saraya stands on the ramp while Tony Khan, the company’s president joins her and pulls a microphone from his jacket. Tony: “Admit it, you never thought I’d set foot on AEW property, but here I am. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa, if I can call you that, I have a business proposal for you. You see, I’m not too happy about what happened on March 12 in Jacksonville, so I’m here to get that win back. No wagers. No stakes. Just pride. Another best-of-seven card, right here in Asheville. We’ll play by your rules, so if you want an inter-gender match, you got it. July 29, Lisa. Have your suits call my suits and we’ll make it happen. Until then, I’ll leave a card in the ring to let everyone know that we were here.” The camera cuts to the ring where AEW women’s champion Toni Storm and Ruby Soho attack Beverly and Lexie from behind as Saraya dashes down to make it a 3-on-2 assault. As the women use the numbers to their advantage to subdue Beverly while looking to spray paint Lexie, Lindsay McAllister hops over the barricade with a kendo stick in hand swinging at anyone not on the OOWF payroll. The intruders head for higher ground while Beverly and Lexie collect themselves to see Lindsay standing tall and staring down the uninvited adversaries. The main-event combatants smile and nod at Lindsay who motions for Saraya, Toni and Ruby to return to the ring, an offer that the three AEW wrestlers decline. Russ: "Lindsay! She's back, and thank heavens she was here!"
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OOWF Saturday Slam: Because Reasons – May 20, 2023
LIVE! from West Palm Beach, Florida • Mac Flasher vs. Alexander Darling This match gets the cold-open treatment as OOWF official Angelo Barros signals for the bell with Mac and Alexander circling each other before locking up to no advantage for either competitor through multiple attempts. On the fourth try, Alexander reaches up to pull Mac’s hair, but is caught by Barros. Mac seizes the opening to sneak in a roll-up try while Alexander was motioning to feed the ducks during Barros’ admonishment. That got 1 before Alexander rolled out and immediately put the boots to Mac, drilling him with a running knee to finish the flurry. A cover gets 1, though Alexander stays on Mac with a pair of elbow drops and a running snap mare. Alexander pulls Mac to his feet, but is met with a booming head butt and a forearm shiver that staggers the Florida native to the corner, where Mac hits a running corner splash and follows with a count-along series of punches that gets to 8 before Alexander simply dumps him over the ropes and to the outside. RAZZ: “For years, I’ve been waiting for someone to do that. Don’t just stand there and get your brains beat in, make them pay for their grandstanding!” Mac tries to shake the cobwebs outside, but has little time to do so as Alexander drops a double-axehandle from the apron. Alexander tries to run Mac into a nearby ring post, but is shoved off two steps away and barrels head-first into the fixture. Mac rolls into the ring as Barros’ count hits 7, slipping back out to retrieve Alexander who shoves Mac away and hits him with a sling blade, dropping the back of Mac’s head off of the apron before he crumbles in a heap. Alexander rolls back into the ring as Mac appears dead to the world. Barros starts to count Mac out as he tries to stand up, getting to 8 before he’s upright. As Mac tries to pull himself onto the apron, he can’t quite get off of the ground. A couple tries to hop up are futile as Barros’ count hits 10. Your winner (count out, 5:48), Alexander Darling! After the match, Mac tries to shake his leg as it is evident that a hand was grabbing his ankle. Mac pulls his leg back, drawing out Annie, who for the most part appears frightened to now be in Mac’s clutches. As Mac picks Annie up and holds her by her hair, Nuke hops over the apron and obliterates Mac with a kendo stick. Nuke whacks Mac with the stick as Annie stomps away. Mac is able to scamper into the ring to temporarily avoid further beatings. As Mac backs to the center of the ring, he bumps into Alexander, who shoves him back into the reach of Nuke’s kendo stick. Nuke splits Mac’s forehead with an overhead chop, dropping him at Alexander’s feet. Nuke gestures for Alexander to join the fun, but an expressionless Alexander seemingly nods in approval before shrugging and walking out of the ring, leaving Mac to Nuke and Annie as they unleash a furious beating. As Annie holds Mac’s head up in range for Nuke to deliver Give ‘Em the Boot, a tall figure – not as tall as Mac, however – in a yellow hooded sweatshirt, the same sweatshirt from two shows ago, hits the ring and stands between Nuke and Mac. Nuke gets into the person’s face and drops their hood to reveal Bridget O’Malley to a thunderous ovation as she unleashes a bushel of rights and lefts on the rookie before grabbing Annie by the hair and tossing her over the top rope. Mac staggers to his feet and sees Bridget standing before him, trying to process what is happening. As Mac offers a fist bump, Bridget pats Mac on the shoulder and quickly exits the ring without changing her expression or saying a word. As Bridget walks to the back, Mac stands in the ring with no idea of what just happened. RUSS: “If this was the big reunion that a lot of people wanted, it left a lot to be desired.” RAZZ: “Bridget O’Malley will save Mac’s ass, but she still can’t – or won’t – trust his ass.” • Zed and Kylie Mignolio vs. The Battling Baristas With Brynn and Tara already in the ring and stretching on the ropes, a mashup of “Shoot to Thrill” and “Jaded” notes the arrival of Zed and Kylie, who take time to greet ringside fans before entering the ring. As The Reverend BRICK~! follows behind Zed and serves as a one-man hype team, Zed offers a handshake to Brynn and gets room-temperature coffee to the face for his sportsmanship as Mel Creech signals for the bell with all four combatants now in a brawl. Zed shakes off the bean-based attack and plants a dropkick right on Brynn’s jaw, sending her out of the ring just as Kylie’s dropkick bumps Tara over the ropes. Zed and Kylie salute the fans and high five each other and Rev. BRICK~! while the Baristas take a powder. Brynn rolls in as the legal Barista while Kylie steps in for her side, Brynn and Kylie exchange near-misses on aerial strikes, standing off and getting a smattering of polite applause. Kylie gains control when Brynn slips on the middle rope when attempting a springboard crossbody press. Kylie works the arm a bit before tagging in Zed, who slows Brynn down with a series of body strikes and a standing armbar. Brynn is able to work her way free with an eye rake, tagging in Tara, who charges in and gets a trio of arm drags for her trouble before Zed and Kylie work the quick-tag game to perfection, giving Tara zero chance to gain any separation with the ZeBevKy Compound representatives firmly in control. Kylie wraps up the sequence with a running bulldog that gets 2. From there, Kylie and Zed isolate Tara with a frustrated Brynn shouting face accusations of hair-pulling from the apron. Kylie tags in Zed as Tara is on her last legs. Zed hoists Tara up in position for GTH, stopping only as Brynn charges in and spears Zed, causing Tara to take a nasty fall on her head in the process. With Creech admonishing Brynn, Zed tags Kylie, who climbs up top and delivers a split-legged moonsault on a prone Tara, getting 3 from Creech right after he puts Brynn back in the corner. Your winners (pinfall, 6:43), the team of Zed and Kylie Mignolio. Zed and Kylie celebrate with a respect hug as Rev. BRICK~! hops in to join the party. Brynn checks on Tara, and glares at Kylie who offers to help the downed Barista to her feet. Zed and Rev. BRICK~! stand by Kylie to ensure no post-match attacks occur as Kylie helps Tara up without incident. With Zed turning around and planning on leaving the ring, rookie Sean Franklin hops onto the apron and tries to block his exit. After a few seconds of jaw-jacking, Sean takes a swing that Zed ducks before the veteran replies with an elbow of his own to send Sean off of the apron, delighting those in attendance. • Jack Quinn vs. Angie Delpetro "Generic Italian Mob Music Set To an Ominous Beat" plays and Angie Delpetro makes her way the ring, stopping to sneer at some young fans. "Symphony of Destruction" plays and Jack Quinn comes out and the crowd pops! Jack steps between the ropes and meets Delpetro in the middle of the ring and offers his hand to her, Delpetro sneers and Jack just shrugs. The referee calls for the bell and they lock up. Jack backs Delpetro into the corner and the referee calls for the break, Jack breaks and starts to back away when Delpetro rakes the eyes sending Jack staggering away. Delpetro climbs onto the second rope and lands a bulldog that drives Jack face first into the mat. Delpetro pulls Jack out of the ring to the floor and lifts him and drops him throat first on the guardrail, then chokes him with a cord breaking only when the referee threatened disqualification. Delpetro pulls Jack up and shoots him into the ring, then hits a springboard legdrop right across Jack's face for a two count. Delpetro pulls Jack to his feet and backs him into the corner and hits a couple of chops, but Jack reverses it and BLISTERS Delpetro with chops and the crowd ERUPTS! Jack grabs Delpetro and lifts her for a supex but Delpetro slips free, when Jack spins free Delpetro hits a spinning heel kick that Jack partially blocks, but enough of it catches him to send him staggering against the ropes. Delpetro smells blood and charges in and tries another kick, but Jack blocks it and goes NUTS RUSS: “I do not like the look in Jack's eyes!” RAZZ: “That is a man who has had enough.” Jack connects with a kick to Delpetro's gut, doubling her over, then he grabs her and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! As soon as Delpetro hits the mat, Jack pounces and locks her into a rear naked choke! Jack locks in the body scissors but before Delpetro can tap the Royal Guard are in the ring! The referee immediately calls for the disqualification. Your winner (disqualification, 5:38), Jack Quinn! The Royal Guard put the boots to Jack, after a moment, Delpetro joins in! RUSS: “THAT DAMN DIRTY JEZEBEL!” RAZZ: “What the HELL is going on? … It’s KING QUICK!” “King” Pete Quick makes his way to the ring with a chair and opens it and takes a seat. The Royal Guard and Delpetro drag Jack in front of Quick. He looks at Jack and shakes his head. PETE: “Jack, it doesn't have to be this way.” *pulling some papers from his pocket* “give him to me Jackie. Sign the papers, and all this can end. Come on Jackie, what's it gonna be? You're a smart businessman. The people are lining up to take you out. Hell, just yesterday I had half a dozen calls to collect the bounty on your head. It's to the point where I am going to have to HIRE someone to weed out the candidates. “Jackie *Pete leans over and grabs Jack's face, forcing him to look at him* … I can make your life and absolute living hell. You can make it all go away, just walk away, retire. Go home to your peaceful little cabin in the woods. Go do whatever it is you want. Just sign. Jack spits in his face. PETE: *dramatically taking a handkerchief from his pocket and wiping his face* “You know, I could sit back and enjoy watching others destroy you, or, I could just collect the money MYSELF!” Quick jumps to his feet and grabs the chair and lifts it to slam it down on Jack's head when Katie and PORK hit the ring with chairs! They catch the Guard with chair shots and nearly get Quick but Delpetro grabs him and pulls him to safety. Quick and his crew head up the ramp while Jack, Katie and PORK, Shoken Dojo stand tall in the middle of the ring and the fans roar. • OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Jeff Mangyuniku (c) vs. Bridget O’Malley “Crown on the Ground” plays in Bridget, who doesn’t make it five steps down the ramp before Annie and Nuke clip her leg with a conveniently placed shopping cart. The punk couple hammer away at Bridget as Jeff, without his music, runs down to stop the attack. Nuke headbutts Jeff and staggers him back while Adam Jennings climbs over the ringside railing to begin barking orders. Annie starts to lose ground to a now-enraged Bridget while Nuke and Jeff brawl throughout the ringside area. Annie spits what appears to be water in Bridget’s eyes. With Bridget stopped momentarily, Annie lunges her face toward Bridget’s throat only for Mac Flasher to pull Bridget to safety at the last second. Bridget throws an O’Mallet at Annie, nearly knocking her cold as Mac then rushes toward ringside to aid Jeff in his brawl with Nuke all while OOWF official Davis Hightower has thrown this match out long ago. After Jeff posts Nuke, Mac grabs the rookie and lifts him in position for a Flash Drive aimed for the apron. Adam runs down and pulls at Nuke’s ankles and frees him from the impending brain-buster before Adam, Nuke and Annie head for higher ground. Jeff thanks Mac as Bridget gives an uneasy look to her rescuer before walking to the back, again leaving Mac’s right fist unbumped. RUSS: “So, I guess Mac paid Bridget back for her save earlier, but they seem to be nowhere near a resolution in their personal issues.” RAZZ: “Russ, those two can’t work together to order takeout. What makes you think that a couple of saves will patch up years of animosity between the two?” • Nowhere Brawl and Grille World Tag-Team Championship Invitational Elimination bar fight: Banned From Everywhere vs. Shoken Dojo vs. The One-Notes vs. The Woodsmen The feed cuts to the Nowhere Bar, Grille and PCPL Repository as all four teams are preparing for the ensuing brawl. Arctic McBearington, standing behind the bar, is sanctioned as the special guest referee, mainly because none of the officials on the payroll wanted to work this match. RUSS: “As you look at the Nowhere Bar, Grille and PCPL Repository, a tag-team champion will be crowned when all other teams are eliminated. To eliminate a team, you just need to pin or gain submission from one member of that team. Last team standing will become the new OOWF World Tag-Team Champions. No disqualification.” RAZZ: “Buckle up, Russ! This is going to hurt everyone involved, though my money is on Banned From Everywhere. They have the most experience, plus brawls in that place are part of the nightly closing process. ” McBearington rings a triangle behind the bar as the brawl is on. Katie Bardoor and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville pair off, throwing wild haymakers at each other while shoving away any combatants who try to join the fight. The Woodsmen sneak to the kitchen and watch through the window in the double doors before PORK, already in the kitchen and consuming vegan nachos, bowls over the two, sending them stumbling back into the lobby where Justin Sane nails Hunter with a barstool. Dakota ducks Justin’s swing, but gets a DDT from PORK. Dakota is saved by Hunter at 1.5, but eats a double dropkick from Carrie and Harper, slipping out of Harper’s pin attempt at 2. PORK grabs Carrie and tosses her into the jukebox, getting it to work for the first time in years as “White Trash” by Southern Culture on the Skids, the only 45 in the jukebox, plays on loop. PORK and Carrie keep fighting while Dakota and Harper have paired off, trading booming shots as Justin and Hunter place their bets on the winner. Harper gets Dakota to a knee, but misses a shining wizard. Justin throws a second $5 on Harper, only to see Dakota suplex her through a pool table, getting 2, but more importantly winning Hunter $10. Back to Katie and Awesome Bill, who are joined by PORK and Carrie in their rollicking fistfight through the saloon doors and to the outside. PORK and Carrie’s fight takes them to the nearby outhouse, where an Irish Whip by PORK sends Carrie crashing through the door. PORK tries to force Carrie’s head into the hole of the wooden seat, barely able to stand the stench himself. Carrie elbows her way out of the predicament and tries to shove the head of the much-larger PORK into the seat, to no avail. PORK smashes Carrie with a forearm shiver and gets her in the same predicament as before, slowly sliding her head downward before Carrie shrieks and furiously taps out. The One-Notes have been eliminated (submission, 5:31). RAZZ: “PORK was about to give Carrie a Mississippi Swirly! She may have never recovered from that had he succeeded.” RUSS: “When you think of what might have been in that outhouse and the last time it was sanitized, Carrie probably saved her own life along with her career by tapping out.” PORK returns into the lobby area in triumph as The Woodsmen are double-teaming Justin. PORK evens the numbers, taking on both Hunter and Dakota by himself as Justin recovers. Meanwhile, Katie throws Awesome Bill over the bar and into the special PCPL reserve, sending the jugs tumbling everywhere. Katie grabs a jug marked “XXX - 1993” and clocks Awesome Bill, dropping him like a sack of potatoes. Katie then rolls Awesome Bill over as McBearington reluctantly makes the count, getting to 2.5 before Awesome Bill gets a shoulder up. Katie gets right into McBearington’s face as Justin leaps on her back, trying to take her down with a piggyback sleeper hold. Katie throws Justin into Awesome Bill’s arms as PORK hip tosses both Hunter and Dakota onto Awesome Bill and Justin, creating a pile of humanity. In the wreckage, Dakota’s arm is draped on Justin’s chest as McBearington slowly counts to 3. Banned From Everywhere has been eliminated (pinfall, 9:48) With PORK and Katie standing tall, the two discuss strategy as the punch-drunk Hunter and Dakota stagger to their feet. PORK reaches down and grabs both by their scalps, practically palming each man’s head as two men barge into the restaurant, holding scepters. RUSS: “WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? THE ROYAL GUARD HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THIS MATCH.” RAZZ: “As soon as ‘King’ Pete Quick made Jake Quinn his business, anyone fighting under the Shoken Dojo banner also fits under the business of King Quick.” Nigel and Liam head straight to Katie and PORK, braining both with their scepters. Katie is dropped to a knee as PORK waves Nigel on to try again. As The Woodsmen try to intervene, Liam cuts both off with a spinning heel kick. Liam continues his assault on Katie while PORK attempts to wrestle the scepter away from Nigel, only to be felled by a Greco-Roman shot to the groin. Nigel then hammers away on PORK, busting him open and bludgeoning him until he can barely get his arms up. The Woodsmen try to intervene again, but are shoved into the jukebox by Liam, causing it to stop working. Nigel walks toward Liam as both eyeball Katie, who shakily tries to get to her feet. Liam swipes all of the mugs off the bar and rolls Katie onto it. Liam climbs up top and turns Katie into a pile driver position as Nigel aids in the maneuver grabbing her boots and spiking her down. Katie, now also busted open and bleeding heavily, twitches on the bar before involuntarily rolling off. Nigel and Liam, proud of their handiwork, flip a schilling to McBearington before walking out. Hunter, the first of The Woodsmen to stand up, walks toward the bar to see the carnage, throwing up in his mouth. Dakota pulls a baggie from his fanny pack as McBearington scans over Katie and PORK and waves The Woodsmen away before calling for the bell. Referee Arctic McBearington has determined that Shoken Dojo is unable to continue (referee stoppage, 14:58), therefore … … your winners and NEW OOWF TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE WOODSMEN! Hunter and Dakota immediately try to help Katie and PORK by fashioning tourniquets from their kerchiefs as standby OOWF Medical personnel rush into the restaurant. The Woodsmen are not concerned about the titles in the slightest as McBearington tries to present them to Hunter and Dakota as they continue to help medical attendees as the feed heads back to the arena. RUSS: “Fans, stay tuned to OOWF TV for updates on the condition of Katie Bardoor and PORK after that heinous attack.” RAZZ: “If ‘King’ Pete Quick is watching, I almost guarantee that he has the full attention of Jack Quinn. Even if he’s no longer Moosehead Jack, that is not a positive development. You just hope those kids are OK, because that attack was brutal.” • OOWF World Heavyweight Championship: Lexie Darling vs. Beverly Cambridge “Cut the Cord” heralds the arrival of Beverly Cambridge, who is greeted with polite ovation, but not what she is accustomed to. As Beverly’s music fades out, a buzz starts to hum in the arena. The buzz grows into a “LEX-IE! LEX-IE!” chant before the music of the newly crowned OOWF World Heavyweight champion Lexie Darling – “Radioactive” – hits. Once it does, Lexie gets the mother of all hometown pops, causing an inquisitive expression from the champ before she leans into it a bit. RUSS: “As Lexie Darling takes that first walk down the aisle as champion, what is going through her mind?” RAZZ: “As someone who has been there in other companies, I can tell you that there’s no feeling greater than to be THE champion. Make no mistake, Lexie Darling has earned this. She has spent years grinding away while her brother Alexander held a bigger piece of the spotlight. Lexie got her chance two weeks ago and she walked away with the biggest prize that this sport can offer. If anything is going through her head, it should be a feeling of pride but also the awareness that she’s a marked woman.” RUSS: “And her first match – her first defense – is against the last person to hold that title. This will be a doozy.” Mike Elevenbee gives the big-match introductions as Lexie’s pop is deafening. Masami Misawa goes over the instructions with the two before holding the championship high in the air. Misawa signals for the bell as the match opens with Beverly taking the fight to Lexie with a series of quick strikes. Lexie responds with equal fire, getting an entire arena behind her as her final punch – a hard right cross – pushes Beverly to a corner. Lexie stays back, per Misawa’s request as West Palm Beach is rocking with Lexie’s every move. The normally reserved Lexie eggs on further response as Beverly stretches her neck and rubs her jaw. RUSS: “Usually Beverly isn’t in a match where she’s receiving this kind of response.” RAZZ: “This town is proud of its champion, Lexie Darling. The local girl did good.” Beverly tries to lock up with Lexie, getting a go-behind takedown before Lexie escapes and reverses. The two trade off reversals and quick pinning attempts – none getting past 1. With Beverly the last on the mat, Lexie offers a hand to help her up, only for Beverly to try and pull Lexie into a triangle. Lexie scampers out easily as both competitors smile and nod at each other. The two tie up again with Beverly backing Lexie to a corner and sneaking in a quick jab to get the advantage. While that act is met with jeers, Beverly methodically works on Lexie’s shoulders and arms, stretching, stomping and pulling any way she can. Beverly ties Lexie in a sugar hold with Misawa intently checking for a submission. Lexie grits her way through the pain and is able to shift things to the ropes, where she earns a break. Beverly stays on the offensive with an inverted Rings of Saturn that was located too close to the ropes as Lexie is able to pull back and tangle both into the ropes, getting another break. Beverly pulls Lexie to the middle of the ring, but loses control when Lexie drops down for a jawbreaker, allowing the champ a couple of seconds to breathe and get the blood flowing in her arms. Lexie runs through Beverly with a pair of shoulder tackles and then unleashes a spine buster with Beverly coming off the ropes to get 2. Lexie throws out a submission attempt of her own, working a conventional Texas cloverleaf before releasing and inverting it into a Kondo Clutch. Beverly’s hand hovers over the mat for what seems to be an hour, but really only 10 seconds, before she’s able to plank and shift her hips to get Lexie off balance. Beverly frees herself and rolls under the ropes as she limps off the damage to her leg. Lexie catches Beverly off-guard with a baseball slide, sending Beverly crashing into the barricade. Lexie sends Beverly back into the ring and signals for a Bitch Killer, whipping the fans into a frenzy. Lexie gets Beverly into position, but Beverly battles out and greets Lexie with a forearm. Beverly hits the ropes and delivers another forearm blow to stun Lexie. Beverly goes behind and hits a bridging German suplex, but cannot fully hold the bridge as Misawa is in the correct position to count 3 on Beverly’s shoulders as Lexie shoots her shoulder up at 2.75. Your winner (pinfall, 13:44), and STILL OOWF CHAMPION, LEXIE DARLING! Afterward, Beverly intercepts Misawa to present Lexie with her title. As the two converse, Beverly points at the belt, seemingly asking for another try, which draws an affirming nod from Lexie. The two shake hands as the feed goes off the air.
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OOWF Saturday Slam – May 6, 2023
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina • Beverly Cambridge and Banned From Everywhere vs. Ona Jones and The Electric Company With Ona Jones, Joe and Jamie already in the ring, “Insane in the Brain” plays with Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane charging toward the ring to clean house before Beverly Cambridge, who cannot even wait for her own entrance theme, charging behind. Justin pairs off with Joe, Awesome Bill with Jamie and Beverly with Ona as a triple clothesline sends all three rookies tumbling over the top rope and onto the floor with a nuclear crowd reaction. With Beverly electing to start for her side, Ona is the first back into the ring for the rookie squad as Gavin “Junior” Hale starts the match proper. Beverly and Ona exchange reversals from a waist lock until Ona gets the advantage thanks to a handful of hair. Beverly quickly works back to a stalemate before a standing judo throw puts Ona on her backside. Ona, while seated, takes a flurry of kicks to the spine before Beverly tags in Awesome Bill, who helps Ona to her feet and motions for one of The Electric Company to tag in. Joe tags in, stepping into a hard right hand from Awesome Bill before staggering back to his corner where Jamie takes the initiative, only to eat a top-rope dropkick from Justin, who tagged himself in while the focus was on the rookie corner. Justin and Jamie lock in a test of strength, easily won by Jamie, who pulls Justin to the corner and starts a series of tags between himself, Joe and Ona with stomps, punches and a low blow putting Justin on the ground. Awesome Bill is now working over the turnbuckle in his team’s corner to prompt the crowd into rallying behind Justin, who tries to crawl under Joe’s legs, but is caught by the ankle and dragged back to the enemy corner. Another quick-tag series commences with Ona the last one in, finishing off the beatdown with an uppercut that has Justin seeing stars. Ona snapmares Justin to the mat via his mohawk before wrapping him in a seated bodyscissor and tumbling around the mat with Justin getting the worst of it and staying down for 2.5 from Hale. Now standing, Justin blocks another hair-pull attempt from Ona, but is victimized by an eye rake as both Awesome Bill and Beverly protest. Justin, staggering, falls short of his corner when trying to tag out, getting a series of boots from Ona an elbow drop before a cover gets 2. With Justin staying down, Ona heads to a neutral corner, climbs to the second rope and misses a splash, giving Justin the opening to lunge toward his corner where Beverly tags in and pummels Ona with a number of varying strikes as Awesome Bill charges in and rudely bumps Joe and Jamie off of the apron. As The Electric Company crashes into the barricade, Beverly smashes a forearm to Ona’s jaw, downing her as Awesome Bill tags in legally. Awesome Bill props Ona on the top turnbuckle before Justin eagerly wants to be part of the action. Awesome Bill tags in Justin as he climbs the turnbuckles with Beverly getting in a rocket launcher position. Awesome Bill climbs up behind the dazed Ona and delivers a top-rope Go Dawgs while Beverly tosses Justin onto a downed Ona. Justin rolls Ona over, allowing Hale to count a long-since-assumed 3. Your winners, (pinfall, 9:18), the team of Beverly Cambridge and Banned From Everywhere! Afterward, Justin, Awesome Bill and Beverly celebrate while Joe and Jamie pull a flattened Ona from the ring. Josie, who was instructed to remain in the back during the match, runs out to join the victors in the ring with a virgin PCPL (Mountain Dew) in hand. Justin and Awesome Bill offer Beverly the authentic product, but receive a polite refusal from their partner. • Rory Thomas and Kylie Mignolio vs. The Woodsmen “What Does the Fox Say?” breaks the silence as Hunter and Dakota walk out to a stunningly enthusiastic response, one that startles Hunter. The Woodsmen, now leaning into their unexpected popularity, play to the crowd as “Jaded” brings out Kylie and Rory, to an equally enthusiastic welcome. A very eager Rory, making his non-battle royal debut needs to be held back by Kylie, who is showing zero signs of her knee injury from two weeks before. With both teams inside, Davis Hightower inspects both teams and requests that Dakota remove his fanny pack as he signals for the bell. Kylie and Hunter start with a chain-wrestling sequence highlighting the speed of both grapplers. Kylie fakes out Hunter by teasing a crossbody, sending Hunter to the mat. Hunter points to his head while still face-down on the mat, only to pick his head up and see Kylie looking down and waving at him. Hunter, now flustered, tries to grapple Kylie to the mat, only to be caught in a half-crab submission. Hunter pulls himself to the ropes, getting a break from Kylie and a tag from Dakota. Kylie tries to buzz around the larger Dakota, only to get caught with a powerslam that gets 2. Kylie rolls away and tags in Rory, who trips when trying to slingshot himself over the top rope. Dakota begins to work over Rory, who gets a few shots in, but cannot match power with the stronger of The Woodsmen. Hunter tags in and attempts a number of holds to wear Rory down, but cannot keep his grip on a nerve hold when Rory, inspired by a Kylie-led clapping cadence, stands up, elbows Hunter in the gut three times and runs the ropes to land a flying forearm to get 1.5. Rory then hits Hunter with an atomic drop and meets him with a dropkick on the other end. Rory, gaining confidence, hits a crossbody for 2 and follows with a leaping back elbow just as Hunter got upright. Rory runs to the ropes and tries another crossbody, but gets air and canvas. Hunter tags out as Dakota starts to pound away before cinching in a figure-four leg lock. Rory is able to wiggle to the ropes, getting a clean break and a tag-out to Kylie, who rolls through a clothesline attempt and catches Dakota with a sunset flip when he put his head down just a moment too soon. Kylie gets Dakota over and gets 2 before Hunter politely makes the save by tapping Kylie on the shoulder and then pointing in a different direction. Kylie doesn’t fall for it, but it did enough to break the count. Dakota tries to roll up Kylie, getting 2 in the process. Kylie tags in Rory, who overshoots everyone with an attempted maneuver from the top rope. Hunter engages with Kylie in a brawl as Dakota grabs the portable tent from The Woodsmen’s corner and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Dakota pulls Rory inside and zips the flap shut as implied brawling ensues. As the flap unzips with what is assumed to be Rory’s hand extending outward, Kylie posts Hunter and rolls into the ring to tightly hold Rory’s arm, preventing a submission. Kylie muscles her way into the tent and pulls both men out before booting the tent to the outside. Dakota charges Kylie, who leapfrogs him and tweaks her knee on the landing. Dakota ducks a lariat from Rory and sends him to the outside. With Kylie on the mat, Dakota walks over but gets pulled into a small package that gets 3 from Hightower. Your winners, (pinfall, 10:03), the team of Kylie Mignolio and Rory Thomas. Afterward, Kylie pops up with a grin to indicate that she may have tricked Dakota. Hunter, confused as to what had happened, kicks the bottom rope after the announcement. Rory, also reentering the ring, stands next to Kylie with cooler heads prevailing and both teams shaking hands and raising each other’s arms. • Mac Flasher and Zed vs. Sean Franklin and Nuke As Nuke, Annie and Sean discuss strategy inside the ring, “The Royal We” plays out Zed and Mac to raucous applause. While Nuke and Sean are ready for the fight that’s coming, they still get cleared from the ring as Zed dropkicks Sean and Mac spears Nuke. As the youngsters regroup on the outside, Mac launches himself over the ropes and nails both men with a tope con hilo, keeping the pressure by tossing Sean back into the ring to an awaiting Zed. Nuke grabs Mac and posts him while Zed and Sean battle on the inside. With Mac shaking the cobwebs, Nuke misses a charge and runs himself into a nearby post as Mac rolls in and helps Zed corner Sean, who battles his way out with eye rakes and an elbow near Mac’s throat. Sean drops down to check on Nuke, who shoves his partner away. Back in, Sean is caught in a headlock by Zed and taken to the mat for 1. Sean attempts to escape, but Zed is able to use his leverage to keep weight on Sean. Nuke comes in to disrupt the proceedings only for Mac to cut him off with a lariat. Again, the rookies regroup with a shoving match between the two with Annie trying to play peacemaker. Back inside, Nuke insists to enter the ring until Mac steps in. Nuke then grabs Sean’s arm and forces a tag, which Masato Misawa recognizes as a legal tag. Mac shrugs and ties up with Sean, who gets the advantage with an eye rake and a sharp elbow to Mac’s throat, dropping him immediately. Sean grapples Mac down and cradles him for 1. Sean ties Mac in the ropes, only for Nuke to call for a tag. Sean glances at his corner before going in for a pair of boots to Mac’s torso as Misawa tries to untangle Mac. Now untangled, Mac falls to the mat as Nuke screams to get tagged in. Sean, with an annoyed expression, walks over and slaps Nuke. Nuke strolls in and spits on a downed Mac before stomping away. Nuke, with hit-and-run offense, keeps Mac grounded. With Mac staggering to his feet, Nuke rushes in and gets back dropped into Sean in the rookies’ corner. While Nuke and Sean argue, Mac tries to get to his corner only for Annie to pull Zed off of the apron as Mac was within two steps of a tag. Misawa, who caught Annie in the act, immediately ejects her. Nuke, who is already apoplectic, hears the announcement from Mike Elevenbee and immediately rushes into the ring to argue with Misawa before walking out alongside Annie, leaving Sean to the wolves so to speak. Sean heads back into the ring before sizing up the numbers game and walking out to safety as Misawa administers a very unsatisfying 10 count to a long-gone Sean. Your winners (count out, 8:41), the team of Zed and Mac Flasher! Mac and Zed shrug before saluting the ringside fans and heading to the back where a near-ambush from Nuke and Annie, who are just behind the curtain is cut off by Sean, who immediately starts barking to Zed that what they have isn’t over following a quick brawl with his punk-influenced teammate. • Shoken Dojo (Jack Quinn, Katie Bardoor and PORK) vs. The One-Notes and Pete Quick Russ: You know Razz, in all my years calling OOWF, this may be one of the few times the “card subject to change” has actually been used. As our viewers know, Jack Quinn has not been medically cleared to wrestle tonight. Razz: Yeah Russ, lemme tell ya, concussions are no joke. We all wish Jack a speedy recovery. Also as we saw, new OOWF DDT IronPerson Heavy Metal Champion Pete Quick has also been ruled medically inactive for this evening. Russ: Something certainly smells fishy there. “Diva” by Beyonce plays and The One Notes, Carrie and Harper come out, then turn and wait for their manager, the new OOWF DDT IronPerson Heavy Metal Champion Pete Quick to come out, Quick comes out wearing the title, then points to each cheek, and the One Notes give him a kiss. The trio makes their way to the ring, Quick holds the ropes for the pair, then grabs a mic, before he can say a word, the crowd is mercilessly booing all of them. Asheville, North Carolina. My god what a dump! <boos> THIS is the best the OOWF can do? Some fourth rate town in a hick state in the middle of nowhere? THIS is what this company has come to? <shaking his head> You know, there was a time when the OOWF was feared. There was a time when the OOWF went head to head with the WWE and the brilliant Vincent Kennedy McMahon………and WON! And NOW? Now we’re second on the marquee to the drum circles in the park! <intense booing> Now? Now the OOWF is getting by on reputation. Trying desperately to recapture some of that old glory, fighting to become relevant again. <Quick smirks> Say, that reminds me of someone………..our dear friend, Jack Quinn. Hiya Jackie! Jack Quinn is the perfect embodiment of the OOWF. Known for nothing more than mindless bloodshed and violence, he is someone who should have been taken out back and shot, long ago, but yet, here he remains, pathetically clinging to a past he doesn’t want to admit to, while trying for……..one…….last……..gasp at fame. <Crowd boos intensely now, Quick starts to speak again, but “Red War” by Probot plays and Shokan Dojo storms the ring! Katie and PORK slide under the ropes while Jack remains on the outside, the referee calls for the bell and the fight is ON!> Katie lunges at Quick, but he bails out of the ring so Katie turns her attention to Harper and rocks her with several forearms to the side of the head backing her into the corner. On the opposite side of the ring, PORK grabs Carrie by the throat and throws her into the corner and hammers her with stiff clubbing clotheslines across the chest. The two climb to the second rope and the crowd counts along as they give the One Notes the ten punches of doom. They hop down then whip Carrie and Harper toward one another, but they do a nice dosey do and avoid the collision, only for PORK and Katie to explode out of the corner and cut them both in half with SPEARS! Carrie and Harper bail out of the ring and Quick is quickly there to console them. Meanwhile PORK and Katie climb the turnbuckles to a HUGE pop from the crowd. Harper slides into the ring and tries to sneak attack Katie, but Katie turns and sees her. She hops off the turnbuckle and she and Harper slowly circle, Quick moves to jump onto the apron, and Katie moves to murder him, which gives Harper the opening. Harper kicks Katie in the ribs dropping her to one knee, she hits the ropes and connects with a boot to the side of Katie’s head, then covers, but Katie is out before one. Harper pulls her to her feet and throws her into the One Note corner, slamming her head into the turnbuckle, then tags in Carrie. The two put the boots to Katie, driving her to the mat, and breaking only when the referee threatens disqualification. Carrie pulls Katie to her feet and sends her to the ropes and launches her in the air with a big back body drop. Katie hits the mat hard and grabs her back. The One Notes spend several minutes working over Katie’s back, keeping the ring cut in half. They get several near falls, but Katie kicks out of each one. Finally Harper has Katie in an armbar, keeping her down on the mat with occasional kicks to the head. At first they keep her down, but after a few, Katie starts to hulk up, the crowd goes nuts! As they cheer her on, Katie gets to her feet and Harper rakes her eyes, then tries to send her to the ropes, but Katie stands her ground and reverses it into a ripcord clothesline! With both women down, Katie inches toward her corner, Harper grabs her foot in desperation, but Katie frees herself with several kicks to Harper’s face, then she turns and makes the tag to PORK! PORK comes in and the crowd ERUPTS! He levels Harper with a clothesline. Carrie tries to run in, but he lifts her in a press slam and throws her over the top rope to the floor. As PORK pushes Harper into the corner, Katie charges past him and dives between the ropes and KILLS Carrie as she gets to her feet. Once in the corner, PORK shushes the crowd, they get real quiet, then SMACK! PORK UNLEASHES with a chop! The crowd gives the appropriate WHOOOOOOOOO! Russ: MAH GAWD IT SOUNDED LIKE A GUNSHOT! Razz: I’ve been on the business end of some chops like that, but nothing like PORK chops! Hey! That’s funny! PORK chops! PORK quiets the crowd again before unleashing another thunderous chop, then hits repeated chops until Harper is beat down to the mat. PORK walks to the opposite corner and calls for a cannonball. Outside the ring, Carrie rakes Katie’s eyes again and throws her into the stairs, then grabs Quick’s title. Quick hops onto the apron and distracts the referee, as PORK charges toward the corner, Carrie slides in and BLINDSIDES PORK with a title shot to the head! PORK goes down in a heap, Carrie throws the title out of the ring and grabs Harper and drags her over and lays her on PORK. Quick points to the pin and hops off the apron, then turns around and hits the mat, ONE……TWO…..THRE…….NO! PORK powers out and the big man gets to his feet, blood running down his face. Harper tries to beg off, but PORK does the YOU! point! Harper turns and runs toward her corner but Carrie falls off the apron and grabs her ankle in pain. Harper slowly turns around and sees PORK, she gives a weak smile and tries to flirt, but PORK grabs her by the throat and hits a two handed choke slam, DRIVING her to the mat. PORK covers, but Carrie manages to reach into the ring and put Harper’s foot on the bottom rope. PORK pulls Harper up and tags in Katie. Katie grabs her and hits a series of snap suplexes and rolls through the last one and covers, but Carrie is once again in the ring to break it up. Katie pulls Harper to her feet once again, hits an inverted atomic drop and hits the ropes looking for a buisaku knee, but Carrie catches her with a kick to the back of the head, the kick only momentarily stuns Katie, and she turns and POPS Carrie with a left hook to the jaw that sends Carrie flying off the apron, crashing into Quick. Carrie is FURIOUS! Carrie grabs the title and slides back into the ring, she charges at Katie, but Katie ducks, as Carrie hits the opposite ropes, Jack reaches up and low bridges her, sending her tumbling over the top rope to the floor. Katie tags in PORK and hooks Harper’s legs like she is going to turn her over into a Boston crab, but then catapults her at a waiting PORK who catches her in mid air, and in one smooth motion turns it into a spinebuster that Arn Anderson would be proud of. PORK flips Harper over and locks her into the ji-endo! Russ: HE IS GOING TO BREAK HER IN HALF! Carrie tries to help, but as she gets on the apron, Katie hits her with that buisaku knee that sends her off the apron, crashing ribs first into the guardrail. Harper is hopelessly trapped and immediately taps out! Your winners (Submission, 13:41), Shokan Dojo! As soon as the bell rings, Katie lunges goes after Quick, but he scurries away, leaving Carrie and Harper to limp their way up the ramp after him. Jack climbs into the ring and raises their arms in victory as the crowd cheers and chants SHO-KAN DOJO <clap clap clapclapclap> OOWF Intercontinental Championship Finals • Bridget O’Malley vs. Jeff Mangyuniku “King of the Clouds” announces the impending arrival of Jeff, who appears calm as he walks to the ring. Jeff salutes his supporters and stretches on the ropes as “Crown on the Ground” play to bring out Bridget. As the two-time former Intercontinental Champion looks at the belt at ringside, she glances up to Jeff as they nod to each other. Ben Coleman, who has the assignment, brings the two wrestlers in for instructions before asking for the match to start. Jeff and Bridget go through a bevy of moves to try to gain any sort of advantage, but the occasional sparring partners at The ZeBevKy Compound repeatedly work their way to a stand-off. The two fight in a lockup with Bridget arm dragging Jeff to the mat. A fist drop misses as Jeff rolls away and to the outside. Jeff heads back in and wants a test of strength with Bridget, who declines, instead grabbing a wrist lock and back Jeff to a corner before unleashing a hellacious chop. Jeff flips the script, gets Bridget in the corner and whiffs on a chop, but nails the ducking Bridget with a knee lift and takes her to the mat and into a standing arm bar. Bridget escapes, but Jeff replies with a dropkick. Both combatants criss-cross before Bridget puts on the brakes and plasters Jeff with a shoulder block. With Jeff woozy, Bridget gets him in position for a bulldog but is shoved off. Bridget goes back in and is cradled for 2. Bridget is up first and introduces Jeff’s face to the top turnbuckle and transitioning to Bridget to Nowhere that gets 2. Jeff rolls away from Bridget and to the outside as Coleman starts his count. Jeff gets back in at 6 and catches Bridget flush on the nose with a palm strike, bloodying her up a bit, before starting his first onslaught with a headlock and a few strikes to Bridget’s nose. Bridget powers out as the two exchange heavy rights, but it’s a left to the ribcage by Jeff that keeps him in control. A shoulder block to Bridget’s thigh upends her and allows Jeff to start working on her left leg. Bridget tries to get loose, but Jeff is able to maintain his grip while also driving her knee into the mat repeatedly. Jeff gets Bridget onto her feet and scoops her into a backbreaker and then rolls her into a Texas Cloverleaf. Bridget teases a possible tap-out, but is able pull herself and Jeff toward the ropes before grabbing the bottom strand. Jeff drops an elbow on the still-downed Bridget and goes up, only to receive a right foot to the face. Bridget kips up and tries a backdrop suplex, but her knee buckles sending Jeff sideways and into Coleman, who falls as if he were shot. Bridget, now bleeding buckets, slumps in a corner and ducks a leaping Jeff as he soars head-first into the ring post. Bridget pops up and cracks Jeff square on the jaw with Red Death, going for a cover that the crowd counts to at least 7 before Bridget spots Coleman counting the lights. Bridget tends to the official as Jeff struggles to a seated position. While Bridget is getting Coleman upright, Nuke rushes in from the crowd and blasts Jeff with Give ‘Em the Boot. Bridget gets Coleman back in position, but is drilled with a chair from behind by Annie. Bridget falls flat on her face with Jeff only starting to come to. Jeff, still very dazed, pulls a limp Bridget up and unleashes Kate Ni Nare, folding her up and getting a very sluggish 3 from Coleman. Your winner (pinfall, 11:37) and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, Jeff Mangyuniku! Afterward, Coleman hands Jeff the title as he stares at his reflection in the front plate. Before the feeling can truly wash over him, Nuke and Annie jump in the ring to celebrate, though Jeff wants nothing to do with their congratulations. Annie points to the OOWFTron just as it played a highlight of her chair shot to Bridget. Jeff, now with a horrified look on his face, shoves Nuke and Annie aside to beeline to Coleman, giving the title back to him and motioning that he does not want it under these circumstances. OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Finals • Alexander Darling vs. Lexie Darling “Radioactive” sends Lexie to the ramp, where she is showered with cheers and adoration, which could be hers or just through the proxy of not being Alexander, who follows as “King of the World” plays. Alexander slowly stalks to the ring, keeping the hood on his sweatshirt pulled up until his name is announced during the big-match introductions from Mike Elevenbee. “Main Event” Mel Creech holds the championship over his head and signals for the bell with Alexander immediately taking charge with a series of takedowns, and a bit of trash talk when Lexie was struggling to escape. Now with both Darlings on their feet, Lexie unleashes a booming bitchslap before taking Alexander down with a Thesz Press and a fierce ground-and-pound attack that is only stopped when Creech threatens disqualification. As Lexie relents to argue with Creech, Alexander sits up and locks Lexie in a seated bulldog choke that is escaped quickly as the two roll away and look at each other. Alexander is able to grab control and begin working the arm, putting Lexie in a hammerlock before she mares him over with every ounce of her strength and starts peppering him with kicks all over before the adrenaline wears off and Lexie needs to catch her air after tossing a man 92 pounds heavier over her head. Alexander pops up and takes the fight back to Lexie, backing her in a corner and face-washing her before she sneaks in a boot to the stomach. Alexander replies with a slap of his own, which only infuriates Lexie as she throws rapid-fire body shots and tops it off with a standing dropkick. As Alexander gathers his thoughts outside, Lexie shoves him into the barricade via suicide dive to get the crowd firmly behind her. Lexie heads back inside to break up the count and tries to springboard herself to the outside, but Alexander is able to goozle Lexie on the barricade on her way down. A scoop slam on the padding and a very rough urinage on the apron puts Alexander in firm control. Alexander starts working the neck and back of Lexie, with his sister slowly starting to fade while in a chin lock. Alexander, talking trash to anyone who has working ears, grinds his forearm in Lexie’s face and puts his full weight on a reverse chin lock, draping himself on Lexie’s shoulders while propping his feet on the nearby ropes. Creech, not in position to see Alexander’s liberal use of the fixtures, checks on a submission with a profane reply serving as Lexie’s answer. Lexie tries to muscle herself up, but Alexander’s weight and added leverage are too much for Lexie to overcome here, but Creech does see Alexander’s boots on the ropes and calls for a break that happens at 4. Alexander, still in charge, stands Lexie up and places her on the top turnbuckle before a palm strike to her chin slumps her head downward. Alexander catches her head and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, dropping into an avalanche DDT that gets 2.5. Alexander picks Lexie up into position for a Darling Driver, but Lexie senses the impending danger and is able to boot her way free, causing both to tumble to the mat. With Lexie using the ropes to get to her feet, Alexander slowly stalks his opponent and grabs her hair, only to get a jab to the throat and then the jaw with Lexie getting enough separation to catch her air and work some feeling back into her shoulder region. Alexander charges a bit faster as Lexie drops down and pulls the top rope down with her, sending Alexander crashing to the mats outside. Lexie, learning from previous mistakes, stays inside as Alexander takes his sweet time to get inside. Lexie acts quickly once Alexander is back inside, grabbing a side headlock, running to the corner and hitting a modified Dudley Dawg that gets 2. Lexie, with Alexander face down on the mat, pulls up on his left arm and cranks in a Rings of Saturn submission. Lexie breaks the hold and begins stomping at the shoulders and elbows of Alexander as “Scarecrow” bellows over the public address, causing both Darlings to pause and look to the back. After 30 seconds, there’s no sign of anyone, but Alexander pulls Lexie into a lung blower and floats over into Death by Darling. Lexie is able to plank herself and twist out, but gets little relief as Alex resumes working on Lexie’s shoulders and neck. With Lexie weakened, Alex scoops her up in position for a tombstone piledriver, but changes his mind and hits a shoulder-breaker that gets 2.5. As Lexie tries to get some space, “Scarecrow” plays again, but like last time there is nobody associated with that music present at or near ringside. Alexander, now showing his frustration, begins to argue with Creech while pointing to the back. During the argument, Lexie sneaks in and rolls Alexander up for 2. Lexie pulls Alexander down with a codebreaker that also gets 2 as Lexie is starting to feel the tide shifting her way. With Alexander on the mat, Lexie twists her way into a Darling Clutch. Alexander fights his way out, but is laboring as he tries to stand. Lexie stays on the offensive with an axe bomber that sends Alexander tumbling over the ropes and to the outside. Lexie teases a suicide dive, causing Alexander to stumble backward and over the Oregonian Announce Table, where a little color can be seen on his forehead. As Creech starts the count, Lexie stops the count, wanting to win the match inside the ring. Lexie, with her back turned to Alexander, doesn’t see the forearm to the back of her head that sends her head into Creech’s, knocking both silly. Alexander, heads back to the outside and grabs the championship, rolling back in as Lexie is just now on one knee. Alexander loads up a belt shot only for “Scarecrow” to play a third time. Alexander spikes the belt to the mat and walks to the ropes, waving on whomever might come out, but nothing. Lexie slides in and schoolboys Alexander, getting 2.9 from a dazed Creech. Alexander shoves Lexie off and drills her with a lariat to get 2.9 of his own. Alexander looks down at Lexie before scooping her onto his right shoulder with Emerald Frosion in mind, but “Scarecrow” plays again. Alexander drops Lexie onto the mat, again staring at the ramp. As Creech tries to get Alexander back in the ring, Lexie delivers a spear to stumble Alexander into a corner. A repeated set of running double-knee strikes dazes Alexander before Lexie hits a shotgun dropkick to slump him in the corner, where a running knee strike turns out Alexander’s lights for a second. Then the lights go out in the arena. After 15 seconds, Alexander and Lexie are both in fighting stances with Jack Quinn standing between them, but Jack is not looking to attack either combatant. In fact, Jack has a very blank stare before Creech waves in enough security to escort Jack from the ring without incident. With Creech looking away, Alexander reaches for the championship again, only to be met with a codebreaker that drops Alexander’s jaw right on the front plate. Lexie hooks both legs and hangs on for dear life as Creech counts 3, stunning everyone in the arena. Your winner, (pinfall, 20:35) and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, Lexie Darling. Afterward, Lexie stares at the championship that is now hers as a few overzealous fans try to congratulate her. Alexander rolls away and stares at the floor while Lexie is overcome with emotions with the feed cutting out.
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OOWF Saturday Slam – April 22, 2023
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina OOWF Intercontinental Championship four-way elimination matches • Match 1: Justin Sane vs. Sandra Fallon vs. Jeff Mangyuniku vs. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville The match begins as Mel Creech signals for the bell with Banned From Everywhere standing back to back as Sandra and Jeff form a proxy union for the time being. Awesome Bill and Jeff pair off slugging away at each other while Justin and Sandra begin an odd chain-wrestling sequence that sees Sandra clearly get the better of Justin, despite Justin’s denials that he pulled Sandra’s hair for leverage. Sandra never protested, nor did Mel inquire. A crushing lariat from Awesome Bill sends Jeff to the outside with Awesome Bill following as neither man is getting too far ahead. Inside the ring, Justin tries to schoolboy Sandra, getting 1 before the rookie replies with a powerful kickout and a scoop slam. Sandra stomps away at Justin’s back as Awesome Bill rolls into the ring and saves his partner from further stomping. As Sandra and Awesome Bill size each other up, Jeff sneaks in and tries to cover a still-downed Justin, getting 2 before Awesome Bill breaks up the attempt. As Awesome Bill tries to help his partner to his feet, Justin snares him in a small package with Sandra and Jeff jumping on the pile as Creech counts off 3. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville has been eliminated (pinfall, 3:20). Awesome Bill snaps to his feet wondering what happened when Justin smiles at him. Awesome Bill, while somewhat annoyed, nods in respect to Justin’s quick thinking and pats him on the shoulder before departing without incident. Justin – still in celebration mode – is drilled by a thrust kick from Jeff that gets 2.5. Sandra pulls Jeff off of the cover and drills him in the head with a heel kick to the jaw. Sandra then places both opponents in opposite corners, hitting a running boot to Jeff and then Justin as Jeff lay on the mat. Sandra tries to cover Justin, getting 2.5, and then Jeff for 2 as Justin lunges over to break up the count. RUSS: “Not sure I get the strategy there. Justin Sane breaking up a count that would have made his night easier with one less opponent in the ring.” RAZZ: “Strategy and Justin Sane are rarely used in the same book, let alone the same sentence. It’s best to just nod your head and let him learn from his mistakes.” While on their knees, Justin and Sandra begin slugging away at each other with Jeff coming to and joining the fray. All three are welcoming of the increasing roar from the crowd as Jeff surges to his feet and begins hammering away on both opponents. Jeff hits the ropes and drills Justin with a running knee before Sandra connects with an exploder suplex on Jeff that gets 2. Jeff, now a bit woozy, ducks Justin’s crossbody attempt that sends Justin crashing to the outside barricade in a heap. Sandra tries to link Jeff up in a crucifix pin attempt, but gets dropped unceremoniously before Jeff helps Sandra to her feet, grabs an arm and delivers Kaze Ni Nare. Sandra is out for well beyond the 3 that Creech issues. Sandra Fallon has been eliminated (pinfall, 8:24). With the crowd firmly behind Jeff, he rolls to the outside to get Justin back into the ring. Justin clings to the bottom rope until Creech steps in to demand a rope break, despite the no-disqualification rules of this match. Justin reluctantly rolls in only for Jeff to try to wrap him up in a pinning combination. The two roll around on the mat until Jeff grabs Justin and powers his way to a standing position, with Justin in hand, and spikes him down with a Mangyuniku Driver that gets 2.75. Jeff stays on the offensive, using a Blue Thunder Bomb that also gets 2.75 and a look of disbelief from Jeff, who then peppers Justin with a set of kicks to the chest until Justin pops up and stops Jeff’s momentum with a high-risk headlock that carries both men to the outside and all the way to the top of the ramp. Justin misses a blind charge and goes hard into the video wall, giving Jeff the chance to shake the cobwebs and slowly bring Justin back to the ring. Justin breaks Jeff’s grip and posts Jeff, living him writhing on the mat as Justin gets a familiar look in his eye. Realizing what’s about to happen, Jeff scrambles underneath the ring as Justin unleashes a DOUUUUUGGGGHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKK! The lights go out as various sound effects from classic Super Mario Bros. games are heard, including a loop of 1Up mushroom noises before Justin’s most recent attempt at karaoke is shown on the video wall. The lights come back on with Justin dressed as Elvis Presley and Jeff nowhere to be found. Justin and Creech look around before Jeff, sporting a cape and black mask over his eyes, swoops in from above and delivers a brutal guitar shot to Justin, getting an academic 3 in the process. Your winner and the first combatant for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship (pinfall, 11:30), Jeff Mangyuniku! Afterward, Jeff – having doffed the mask and cape – checks on Justin, who keeps talking about a mysterious man with a guitar. Jeff denies any knowledge of the “El Jeff” that fans are now chasing for as Creech, who saw the whole thing, shrugs and raises Jeff’s hand. Match 2: Bridget O’Malley vs. Diego “Pop” Roxton vs. Angie Delpetro vs. Nuke Gavin “Junior” Hale inspects all four combatants before asking for the bell with Nuke dropping to the outside, much to the dismay of fans in attendance. Angie, still suffering the effects of her loss to Katie Bardoor, tries to limp away from Diego while Bridget cuts Angie off with a urinage. Angie barely kicks out as Nuke slides in to sneak in a few shots on Diego, only to have that go very badly. Bridget joins the beatdown as Nuke pinballs between the two, eating an elbow from Diego that almost turns Nuke’s lights out. Diego reaches down to pick Nuke up, but is halted by Nuke’s testicular claw that almost gets a submission before Bridget breaks up the hold, if you can call it that. While Bridget and Nuke are occupied with each other, Angie tries to sneak in a rear naked choke on Diego, but can’t get it fully locked in before the Bahamian rolls free and kips up. Angie dropkicks Diego’s leg and then follows with a Shining Wizard attempt that is ducked with plenty of time to spare by Diego. RUSS: “I’m not sure that she could have telegraphed it any more if Angie would have sent Diego a text message to tell him it was coming.” RAZZ: “But that’s the kind of risk she’s willing to take. She knows she’s scouted and she stays within her game.” Diego, now in control, corners Angie and begins to clap along with the fans between strikes, establishing a rhythm with a big smile on his face. Nuke, having posted Bridget, waylays Diego with a running Give ‘Em the Boot, sneaking a flash pin with his feet very much on the ropes and held on by both Angie and Annie. Diego “Pop” Roxton has been eliminated (pinfall, 4:51). Nuke and Angie nod at each other, seemingly forming a temporary union as they descend to the outside and start working Bridget over. Nuke slams Bridget onto the apron as Angie waits with an elbow drop. Nuke and Angie roll Bridget inside and both try to pin her, but she kicks out at 1 as neither did much to put weight across her shoulders. Bridget gets to her feet and ducks a clothesline try by Nuke and catches a charging Angie, hitting a belly-to-belly suplex that gets 2, only because Nuke dashed in to make the save. Bridget, without an in-ring ally, starts to fluster the two rookies with hit-and-run strikes, getting plenty of offense in on Nuke and Angie while coming away from the exchanges relatively unscathed. Nuke does get in a kidney punch to Bridget’s side, halting her almost immediately as Hale steps in to check on the downed wrestler. RAZZ: “Nuke is a dirt-cheap fighter and I kind of respect that about him. He’ll do what it takes to win and for a young kid like he is, that might be the difference between getting the big matches and spending Saturdays in catering.” Nuke tries to get past Hale to inflict more punishment to Bridget, but is unsuccessful as Hale questions if Bridget can keep going, only getting affirmative responses from the Pennsylvanian. With Hale distracted, Angie tempts fate by taking out her trusty chloroform rag with Nuke in her sights. Angie is stopped by Annie, who hops on the apron and grabs her arm. As the two women argue, Nuke connects with a second Give ‘Em the Boot, covering Angie and getting an eventual 3 from Hale, who deemed that Bridget was able to continue while the commotion was going on behind his back. Angie Delpetro has been eliminated (10:10). Nuke tries to catch Bridget off guard with another Give ‘Em the Boot, but the veteran sidesteps the charge and lets Nuke crash chest-first into the corner. Bridget then grabs a waistlock and flips that to a Bridget to Nowhere German suplex that gets 2. Nuke slides away to take a powder, with Bridget following. As Bridget gives chase to Nuke as he tries to slide away on the floor, Angie jumps on Bridget’s back to distract her long enough so Nuke could pull out a set of brass knuckles and plant a right hand firmly on Bridget’s jaw. Bridget crumbles to the floor as Nuke and Angie try to roll the deadweight fighter inside. Nuke tries to pin Bridget, but she manages to get a shoulder up at 2.9. Nuke sets Bridget up in a corner, looking to finish off a third opponent with Give ‘Em the Boot, but is met with a discus forearm from Bridget, who then fires off an O’Mallet that gets 2. Bridget, still fighting the daze from the brass knuckles shot, takes off her elbow pad while seemingly calling for Red Death. With Nuke groggily getting to a standing position, Bridget tries to bounce off of the ropes, only for Annie to pull the top rope down and send Bridget to the outside. While Annie claims innocence and this is all no-disqualification, Hale exercises his right to eject Annie from ringside, having caught the whole thing. Annie protests. Nuke profanely protests. Hale doesn’t care. Annie slowly walks to the back while Bridget slowly crawls back inside with Nuke viciously stomping away at his weakened foe. While this is happening, a tall figure dressed in a yellow hooded sweatshirt with the hood up, jeans and black Converse All-Stars runs into the ring only to get promptly swarmed on and tackled by security. As the figure is taken away, Bridget pops up and drills Nuke with a Red Death elbow, getting 3 from Hale. Your winner and the second combatant for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship (pinfall, 14:39), Bridget O’Malley! Afterward, Nuke kicks the bottom rope and swears that the faceless figure was Mac Flasher. Bridget, seeing a replay of the chaos on the OOWFTron is now furious at the idea of Mac assisting her in any way, but she’s also not going to give up her spot in two weeks as Jeff Mangyuniku walks out to congratulate her on the victory. Nuke, now joined by his barricade-jumping father Adam Jennings, is still berating Hale as the feed cuts away to an advertisement for “OOWF Ghost Stories with Josie,” a new show on OOWF.tv Kids, also free for $6.66 per month. OOWF Rookie Showcase battle royal • Rory Thomas, PORK, Sean Franklin, Ona Jones, Pete Quick, The Woodsmen (Hunter and Dakota), The Electric Company (Joe and Jamie), The One-Notes (Carrie and Harper) and The Battling Baristas (Brynn and Tara) The 12 non-PORK combatants eye up the largest wrestler in the ring, quickly converging on him with a 12-on-1 assault to try to get him over the top rope. PORK humors the attempt for a few seconds before bursting through the collected pile of humanity with a roar and almost feral aggression, sending Pete, Brynn and Hunter to the outside with relative ease. Everyone else backs off as PORK encourages anyone to try him. Ona tries her hand, actually locking PORK into a victory roll, but that’s not going to work here as PORK rolls through and casually disposes of Ona. RUSS: “Coming into this battle royal, PORK was the odds-on favorite to win, but even wouldn’t have guessed that he’d have the first four eliminations by himself.” RAZZ: “Partner, you’re looking at a man who has the experience and tools to succeed in OOWF. Now he has a mentor who has done it all. If I’m the eventual OOWF World Champion, I gotta be looking over my shoulder for this guy.” Tara and Rory pair off, battling for leverage along the ropes before Hunter dumps both wrestlers over. Sean Franklin then tries to get Hunter over the top, but is halted by both members of The Electric Company, who hit a pair of slick double-team moves on the former collegiate grappler. With Sean woozy, Joe tries to clothesline him out, catching only air and the outside mat. Jamie charges Sean next and gets backdropped onto Joe, leaving Hunter, Sean, both of The One-Notes and PORK. Hunter tries to form a unit with Sean and PORK, which the veteran is receptive toward. Sean gives Hunter a wanking motion and a shot to the jaw, as Carrie and Harper sit back and watch the others scrap. Sean and Hunter exchange fierce rights as Sean does try to grapple Hunter over the top, getting him onto the apron before before PORK hits both men with the Bacon Bounce (Pounce), driving Hunter to the outside and crushing Sean against the ropes, making him easy pickings for PORK to toss him. The One-Notes, who have barely done anything since the opening assault on PORK, stand alone with PORK with the crowd firmly behind the charismatic big man. Carrie tries her hand at PORK first, getting a Porcine Elbow and a flip, flop and fly right hand for her troubles. Harper clips PORK’s knee as The One-Notes begin to seize control. The wannabe crooners hammer away at PORK, working over his back and legs while the fans are borderline riotous in their support for the veteran. As the duo stands PORK up, Carrie tries to hold his arms as Harper fires a right hand that misses the ducking PORK and puts Carrie to sleep. PORK grabs Harper by her hair and sends her over the top rope and on her feet. Carrie, still out, is gently lifted by PORK and tossed into the unexpectedly open arms of Harper, knocking her over to meet the requirement of Carrie’s feet hitting the floor. Your winner (elimination of Carrie, 8:26), PORK! PORK drops to his knees and soaks in the moment as OOWF fans sing-song adorations to the big man. RUSS: “As dominant an effort that you’ll ever see in a battle royal. PORK just mowed through almost everyone, hardly breaking a sweat in the process.” RAZZ: “PORK was a man on a mission tonight. If I see that I’m supposed to be standing across the ring from him in the future, I might call in sick. You know, use that ‘card subject to change’ clause in my contract.” OOWF World Championship four-way elimination matches Match 1: Kylie Mignolio vs. Mac Flasher vs. Zed vs. Alexander Darling With Alexander sitting on the top turnbuckle, completely disconnected from the other three in the ring, Davis Hightower calls for the bell with Mac, Zed and Kylie circling each other with no one too eager to make the first move. Finally, Kylie stuns Mac with a dropkick to the jaw, opening the door for Zed and Kylie to hit a double suplex on Mac with Kylie getting 1 out of the cover. Mac pops up, ducks a dropkick try by Kylie and sidesteps a lariat from Zed as they pile up in the corner opposite of Alexander’s perch. Mac hits both with a jumping corner splash, peeling Zed off and hoisting Kylie up to the top turnbuckle. Mac then presses Kylie onto Zed, inadvertently giving her a cover try that gets 2. Zed and Mac then hit a double knee lift on Kylie as all three have given and taken tandem offense from one another. While the crowd appreciates the stand-off, Alexander only now descends from the top turnbuckle to roll to the outside and sit on the steps, facing away from the ring. RUSS: “Not sure if this is some sound strategy from Alexander to avoid contact as long as possible or if he’s just not giving two shits about this match.” RAZZ: “I always err on the side of genius when it comes to Alexander Darling.” It’s Zed who heads to the outside to confront Alexander, getting into a bit of an argument with him before Kylie makes things physical with a flying forearm smash that knocks Alexander off of his perch. Mac jumps down to get Alexander back into the ring as the three stand alongside each other with Alexander ready to tear into all three, despite the numbers disadvantage. Zed is the first to charge in with a hockey fight following that Alexander gets the better of when he goes to the eyes. A quick gutwrench suplex is enough to get 2 until Mac makes the save. Alexander gator rolls Mac’s leg and gets into a half-crab submission attempt that is stopped by Kylie, who bulldogs Alexander before missing a standing moonsault. With all three opponents down, Alexander picks Mac to start an assault, attempting a buckle bomb, but getting stopped as Kylie and Zed both pull Mac down. RAZZ: “It’s the damnedest thing. These three conceivably have a big numbers advantage on Alexander Darling, but they all are choosing to fight him one-on-one.” RUSS: “They’re still mostly honorable people.” RAZZ: “Russ, there is no honor greater than holding the OOWF World Championship. Whatever dishonor comes from what you have to do to get there is secondary. A little dishonor goes a long way in a match like this.” Right on cue, Kylie and Zed both start to assault Alexander, cornering him before Mac races in with a running knee lift. Mac dumps Alexander to the mat as Kylie climbs to the top rope with a 450 in mind. At the last second, Alexander pulls Mac into Kylie’s aerial path, causing the two to bump heads. With those two discombobulated, Alexander slides behind Kylie and gets a schoolboy for 2.5. Mac stomps Kylie by accident as Alexander moves away from the save attempt. With Kylie downed, Alexander wrecks Mac and Zed with a lariat for each of them. Kylie jumps onto Alexander’s back and tries to sleeper him out, but cannot get the hold fully locked in as Alexander dumps her onto a still-downed Mac. Zed jumps up and catches Alexander with a sling blade and tilt-a-whirl backbreaker that gets 2.5. Zed keeps the pressure on Alexander while Mac and Kylie recover. Zed heads to the corner with the Four-Corners Offense in mind as he slings Alexander to each corner where he then delivers 10 mounted punches, almost completing the circuit before Alexander carries Zed from the final corner and delivers an inverted atomic drop. During the chaos, Nuke emerges from under the Spanish announce table with a kendo stick and delivers a hellacious beating to Mac – busting him open – while Annie dumps Kylie from the ring. Alexander seizes the opportunity to lessen the odds, getting an easy 3. Mac Flasher has been eliminated (pinfall, 11:33). Zed confronts Nuke after the beating, hitting him with a strong right cross just as OOWF Security arrive to escort Nuke and Annie away. The damage was done to Kylie, however as Annie had worked over her knee with the assistance of the ring post. Alexander dumps Zed to the side and starts to work on Kylie, hammering away at her knee with punches. With Alexander viciously working over Kylie’s knee, Josie – still in her DEA jersey (don’t worry, it’s been washed since the April 8 show) walks onto the ramp with concern in her eyes. Alexander catches Josie from the corner of his eye, easing up the attack a little bit. Kylie tries to stand, but falls. After four attempts, Hightower waves in OOWF Medical. Kylie Mignolio has been eliminated (unable to continue, 15:01). Zed and Alexander stand off as Kylie is helped to the back as a very concerned Josie looks on while also shooting wicked glares toward Alexander. The jersey isn’t coming off, however. Zed, fueled by rage, takes the fight to Alexander with a flurry of punches and forearms. Alexander tries to weather the storm, but eventually is buried and can only cover up while Zed unleashes hell. As The Reverend BRICK~! toddles to ringside, Zed gets 2 off a DDT and 2 again when he hits a running neckbreaker. Zed, going full steam ahead, whips Alexander from pillar to post while shouting sentiments such as “WHY DO YOU DISAPPOINT HER?” and “YOU DON’T DESERVE TO HAVE HER LOOK UP TO YOU!” With Zed mounting the corner with Alexander unable to escape, Zed’s attempt at a hurrancanrana is blocked with Zed crashing to the mat. Alexander stacks Zed in a matchbook pin and uses the ropes and Zed’s tights to get the flash victory. Your winner and the first combatant for the OOWF World Championship (pinfall, 19:53), Alexander Darling! The crowd, very much not into the result, pelt the ring with garbage as Alexander retrieves his sweatshirt and puts it back on before briskly walking to the back. RUSS: “While he had help that even he may not have known he had coming, Alexander Darling defied the odds and came away the winner of this match.” RAZZ: “Not only did he win, but the record books are going to show that he personally eliminated all three. The books don’t note if he had help or not.” RUSS: “Wikipedia will, however.” The feed shows Russ furiously clacking away at a document on his laptop before fading into a highlight package for the second World Championship elimination match. • Match 2: Katie Bardoor vs. Lexie Darling vs. Jack Quinn vs. Beverly Cambridge The intros are all done and the four competitors stand in the ring in opposite corners. The bell rings and the four of them meet in the middle and exchange handshakes. The last two being Lexie and Jack, and they more sort of kind of fist bump than actually shake hands. The action begins immediately when Katie takes Bev to the mat with a double leg take down and hammers her with shots to the side of the head. Bev slips free and gets to her feet, as Katie stands, Bev charges and takes them both over the top rope with a clothesline. That leaves Jack and Lexie in the ring. The two slowly circle while the crowd roars with anticipation. They lock up and……spend the next two minutes chain wrestling? Jack and Lexie put on a clinic of holds and counter holds, ending with them both kiping to their feet and looking at one another, and immediately getting clotheslined by Bev and Katie. Katie covers Lexie, and Bev covers Jack, but both are out well before two. The action continues back and forth for several minutes. Katie lifts Jack in a press slam and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then dives over the top rope and lands a huge senton. Inside the ring, Lexie hammers Bev with chops and kicks backing her toward the ropes. On the outside, Katie is on her feet waiting for Jack to stand, as he does Katie charges but Jack catches her with a backdrop, then climbs onto the apron behind Bev. Lexie grabs Bev and tries to whip her across the ring, but Bev immediately reverses it and sends Lexie to the ropes, where her knee connects with Jack’s head as he is climbing into the ring! Jack flies off the apron and slams head first into the guardrail and collapses to the floor. Inside, Bev grabs Lexie as she staggers backward and rolls her up for a two count. As Lexie kicks out, Katie slips back into the ring and catches Bev and PLANTS her with a DDT. Katie covers, but Lexie recovers in time and breaks up the pin at two. Outside the ring, Jack is slowly getting to his feet, he staggers a little bit and grabs his head, and when he pulls his hand away we see blood. Inside the ring, Lexie sends Katie to the ropes and drops her head, but Katie stands her up with a kick to the jaw, then grabs her and is about to hit a ripcord clothesline, when we see Jack climb onto the apron, reach for the middle rope and completely miss. Jack falls face first to the apron, then falls to the floor. Katie releases Lexie and slides out of the ring, the referee immediately leaves the ring as well. They check on Jack while inside the ring, Katie takes Lexie to the mat and tries to work her into a crossface, but Lexie fights it and slowly works toward the ropes. Outside the ring the ref makes the dreaded X sign. Medical officials rush to the ring and they help Katie get Jack to his feet and they help him to the back. The referee slides back into the ring just as Lexie gets to the ropes forcing the break. Bev pulls Lexie to her feet and sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a belly to belly suplex for a two count. Bev jumps to her feet and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes and waits for Lexie to get to her feet. As Lexie stands, Bev leaps for a missile drop kick, but Lexie moves out of the way and Bev crashes and burns! As Bev writhes in pain on the mat, Lexie slowly gets to her feet. The crowd begins to murmur as GM the Fire makes her way to the ring, she says something to the referee and the time keeper…… Jack Quinn has been counted out. Jack Quinn is eliminated As Bev stands, Lexie grabs her from behind and hits the FLORIDA KEY! Lex bridges hard the ref hits the mat, one…..two…..THREE! Beverly Cambridge has been eliminated As Lexie gets to her feet, the crowd pops loudly and we see Katie Bardoor making her way back to the ring, and she is not happy. She steps between the ropes and she gets right in Lexie’s face and accuses her of intentionally hitting Jack. Tempers flare, and Katie steps away and pulls off her shirt (still wearing a sports bra, calm down perverts> Razz: SHIRT OFF FISTS UP RUSS! HERE WE GO! The two circle then charge at one another and the fists are flying! Katie gets the better of it by landing a couple of stiff shots to the side of Lexie’s head. Katie turns to chops and blisters Lexie backing her into the corner. She sends Lexie to the opposite corner and charges in with a huge clothesline, then grabs a side headlock and tries a bulldog out of the corner, but Lexie throws her off. As Katie gets to her feet Lexie charges out and hits a hurracarana that sends Katie sliding under the bottom rope. Lexie waits for Katie to stand and dives between the ropes, but Katie catches her on her shoulders in mid air and goes for the GTSF, but Lex slips off her back and shoves her back first into the guardrail, Lexie charges at Katie but KB backdrops her into the crowd, Lex lands on her feet, Katie turns around and Lexie springs onto the guardrail and leaps at Katie, but KB catches her and POWERSLAMS her on the floor! Katie rolls Lexie into the ring and covers, but Lexie kicks out at two. Katie pulls Lexie up and lifts her in a vertical suplex and keeps her up there FOREVER, then drops her stomach first onto the top rope for a springboard JACKHAMMER! Another cover, but Lexie kicks out at two. Katie pulls Lexie up and whips her to the corner and charges in for a clothesline, but Lexie gets the boot up and catches Katie on the jaw. Lex grabs Katie and plants her on the mat with a scorpion drop and covers, but Katie kicks out at two. Lex lifts Katie up for the DARLING DRIVER, but Katie slips off her back and locks in the tazzmission! Katie falls to the mat and tries to lock it in, but Lexie fights it with everything she has. Lexie is fading fast as Katie locks the hold in even tighter, finally Lexie is able to get her feet free and roll Katie over onto her back, before Katie can right herself, the referee falls to the mat, one, two, THREE! WINNER in 27:44 – Alexis Darling Katie slams the mat in frustration as the referee raises Alexis’ arm. But she gets to her feet and takes a deep breath and offers her hand to Alexis, Lexie looks at her for a moment, then shakes her hand. Katie raises Lexie’s arm in victory, then rolls out of the ring and heads to the back allowing Lexie to soak in the win.
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OOWF Saturday Slam – April 8, 2023
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina • Mac Flasher vs. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville “Freebird” plays out Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, who is sporting a cap and gown – with no sleeves – to play off his comments concerning Mac Flasher’s statical chances of victory. As Awesome Bill does math on a conveniently placed chalkboard outside of the ring, “I Get Wet” signals the arrival of Mac, who heads to the ring and waits for Masato Misawa to get the match started. As the bell echoes, Mac and Awesome Bill circle each other before tying up. Awesome Bill stands firm as Mac tries to back him in a corner, so Mac hits a belly-to-belly suplex and gets 1.5 per Misawa’s count. Awesome Bill fights back and sends things to the corner, where the two exchange blows before Mac gets caught with a haymaker. Bill then starts to stomp away at Mac before missing a half-ring charge. Mac tries to pull Bill down into a sunset flip, but cannot budge him. Awesome Bill start to club Mac down, tossing him with ease across the ring and back. A backdrop suplex gets 2. Bill keeps the pressure on Mac with a front facelock, wearing him down enough to take things to the mat. After roughly a minute, Mac starts to work his way back to a standing position and unleashes a boot to the gut to break Bill’s grip. Mac snaps off a Northern Lights suplex for 2, following with a top-rope clothesline. A second try get Mac a power slam for his efforts. Bill gets 2 on the cover, pulling Mac to his feet. Go Dawgs! gets 2 only because Mac’s arm was sprawled under the bottom rope. While Bill thinks he’s won, Misawa attempts to correct the big Georgian while Nuke dashes through the crowd and hits Mac with a “Give ‘Em The Boot” right in the official’s view. Your winner (disqualification, 5:03), Mac Flasher! Afterward, Bill drops down to confront Nuke while Mac comes to his senses and starts to brawl with the rookie. Bill joins the fray, punching anyone who moves while Misawa frantically tries to break up the fracas. Nuke hops over the railing and escapes further damage while Mac and Bill shake hands to show that there are no hard feelings. • Bridget O’Malley vs. Alexander Darling “Crown on the Ground” plays with Bridget O’Malley and Josie standing atop the ramp. Josie in her DEA jersey, despite Bridget’s wishes that she not wear something in support of her opponent. Bridget strides to the ring and bounces off of the ropes a few times before “King of the World” brings out Alexander Darling with the hood of his sweatshirt making it hard to see any sort of facial expression. Alexander coyly fistbumps Josie as he walks past, causing the pre-teen “manager” to do all but swoon in her reaction. Josie, while looking at a nearby camera, swears to never wash that hand again while Alexander slides under the bottom rope, discards his sweatshirt and waits for the bell. Mel Creech calls for it as Bridget tries a roundhouse kick that glances Alexander’s jaw. Bridget charges in, but Alexander is able to wrestle her to the ground before the two trade top position. The two stand off as the crowd reacts accordingly. While Josie is now the Beverly Cambridge-required 15 feet away from the ring, she shouts encouragement to Bridget, but also requests that she not hurt Alexander too much. Bridget wins a slugfest and tries a quick crossbody that gets 1. The two then criss-cross until Alexander hits a pounce that crashes Bridget to the floor. Alexander drops to the outside where another slugfest ensues, this time with Alexander getting the edge and posting Bridget. Back inside, Alexander works a headlock into a neck crank that is broken when Bridget is able to get her ankle over the bottom rope. Alexander breaks at 3, before dragging Bridget to the center of the ring and puts on a chinlock that Bridget is able to escape, but she walks into a lariat that gets 2. Bridget pops up after the cover and stuns Alexander with a forearm shiver before sending him to the corner. Bridget works Alexander over with about a dozen punches all over before starting to drive her shoulder into his torso. Josie is cheering, but also worried about Alexander, who is in an OOWF ring for the first time in 32 months. Bridget pulls Alexander out of the corner, spins him around and connects on a Bridget to Nowhere Suplex that gets 2. Bridget keeps her grip and tries again, also getting 2. A third suplex gets 2.5. Bridget tries one more time, but cannot keep the bridge as Alexander looked to be too punch drunk to kick out. Bridget is up first and pulls off her elbow pad as Josie can be heard screaming “NOT TO THE FACE!” Bridget tries Red Death, but Alexander ducks and gets a backdrop suplex that puts Bridget on the apron. With both wrestlers down, Creech starts the count and gets to 7 before Alexander is upright. Bridget follows suit as the two start another slugfest that Bridget wins. Bridget tries to slingshot herself into the ring, but is rocked by a well-timed knee to the jaw on her way inside. RUSS: “Bridget isn’t the high-risk type, but she tried it here and paid for it.” RAZZ: “She’s never held the big prize in OOWF. This is her chance to put her name in that conversation. A win over Alex Darling keeps her in that conversation for a long time.” Alexander picks Bridget up to her feet and lifts Bridget in position for a Darling Driver, but Bridget shifts her weight down to break free. The two clothesline each other as Creech gets the count to 8 before Bridget is up. She positions herself to throw an O’Mallet at Alexander that gets 2, but bloodies his lip. Now with Alexander dazed, Bridget steps back and spins toward him with her right elbow, but again gets air. Bridget avoids a grapple from Alexander, instead winning a slugfest and getting him in the air for a slam, but Alexander grabs the top rope to halt the physical momentum, toppling the two to the mat with Alexander on top. Alexander gets his feet on the middle rope and holds Bridget down for 3. Your winner (pinfall, 11:19), Alexander Darling! Josie, rushes to the ring to check on Bridget and also glare at Alexander for his actions. Alexander shrugs and rolls out of the ring while Josie explains what happened while also keeping both eyes on Alexander the entire time. • Kylie Mignolio vs. Diego “Pop” Roxton With Diego Roxton already in the ring, “Jaded” draws out Kylie Mignolio and Josie – still in her DEA jersey – to wild applause. Kylie enters the ring with Diego holding the ropes for her. Kylie nods in appreciation as OOWF official Ben Coleman inspects both combatants before signaling for the bell. Diego throws a few quick jabs that catch nothing but air as Kylie is able to dodge everything with ease, but with awareness that one shot from Diego could lead to a massive upset. Kylie keeps her distance, trying to find an opening for a strike of her own, hitting a kick or two to Diego’s hamstrings that give the spunky New Yorker enough of an advantage to attempt a running bulldog that is countered into an atomic drop and a palm strike to the jaw that gets a quick 2. Diego continues with his attack, bringing Kylie to the mat with a snap mare and then a couple quick kicks to the spine. Kylie escapes with a Pele kick and immediately hits the ropes before a sliding dropkick to Diego’s knee drops him to the mat. Kylie then starts to work a hammerlock on the downed Diego, bridging it in an attempt to gain a submission. RUSS: “Shades of Sizzlechest Manbeef with that bridging hammerlock. Sizzlechest didn’t win often, but if he got that locked on, you probably were going to tap out.” Kylie, while flexible, can’t hold a bridge forever and eventually releases her grip. Kylie stands Diego up with the intent of locking an abdominal stretch, but is easily hip-tossed by her larger opponent. Diego fires off a pair of headbutts, staggering Kylie before a pair of right hands sends her on her back. With Diego winning over some of the neutral fans, he heads to the top with a big splash in mind, getting nothing on Kyle as she rolls away before takeoff. The winded Diego tries to sit up, but falls victim to a standing moonsault from Kylie that gets 2.5. Kylie takes to the ropes to hit a top-rope moonsault that gets the job done. Your winner (pinfall, 5:43), Kylie Mignolio! Afterward, Kylie helps Diego to his feet and pats him on the back before heading to the outside to acknowledge ringside fans. • Katie Bardoor vs. Angie Delpetro With both rookies already in the ring, Angie Delpetro is more worried about insulting fans at ringside than her opponent, Katie Bardoor, who is eyeballing any opening that is presented to her. With Davis Hightower calling for the bell, Angie turns around into a right cross from Katie that sends the mob princess stumbling to the corner. Katie follows and starts working body shots to Angie as she cannot block fast enough. After a dozen shots to the ribcage, an uppercut almost turns off Angie’s lights. Katie sends the dazed Angie to the opposite corner thanks to an Irish whip, following closely with a corner clothesline to the back of Angie’s head. With Angie out on her feet in the corner, Katie begins working punches to Angie’s back, getting about six in before Hightower steps in between the combatants, calling for the bell. RUSS: “Wait. Is Davis Hightower stopping the match? Why?” RAZZ: “It could be to save Angie or to disqualify Katie, who didn’t give Angie even a second to breathe once the fight started. Some officials will disqualify you for kicking too much ass, which I’ve never agreed with.” Hightower consults ring announcer Mike Elevenbee with his decision as Angie can barely support herself in the corner while a confused Katie is ready to keep the brawl going. Hightower walks over to Katie and raises her arm, drawing a loud reaction from the fans in attendance. Your winner (referee stoppage, 2:15), Katie Bardoor! Afterward, Jack Quinn comes from the back and hugs Katie, who leaps into his arms, almost sending the pair tumbling to the ground. Angie rolls outside and stumbles up the ramp before OOWF trainers come to her aid. • Jeff Mangyuniku vs. Lexie Darling Lexie grabs a headlock to start and hip tosses Jeff. They trade slaps in the corner with Lexie getting the better of the exchange. Jeff reverses out of a hip toss attempt and slams Lexie, and dropkicks her to the floor, following with a baseball slide. Jeff heads to the outside and peppers Lexie with a few forearms, and works her arm back in the ring. Lexie tries her own hip toss reversal, but Jeff holds his weight and keeps the advantage. Lexie works her way free with a few jabs and a pair of chops. Lexie fires off a Northern Lights suplex that gets 2. Lexie misses a knee drop, opening the door for Jeff to kip up and unleash a flurry of strikes before a scoop slam and a backbreaker. RUSS: “Jeff knows he’s an underdog against an accomplished veteran like Lexie, but he’s not afraid of her at all.” RAZZ: “Jeff has this spirit that allowed him to go toe-to-toe with Kenny Omega in his first action as an OOWF wrestler. On a different day, we might be talking about this kid as someone who beat Kenny Omega.” Jeff, with a scream to the crowd, loads up Kaze Ni Nare, but Lexie ducks under and leaps up to a crucifix position, toppling Jeff to the mat and getting a flash 3. Your winner (pinfall, 3:42), Lexie Darling! Lexie rolls out of the ring, a bit weary after the impact moves that she took just before the sudden pin. Jeff, sitting on the mat, pounds the canvas in frustration after getting caught by the more-experience Lexie, who nods in respect to the rookie. • Sandra Fallon vs. Jack Quinn “Surf Wax America” by Weezer draws out Sandra Fallon who gets a warm welcome as she bounds to the ring. “Scarecrow” plays next as Jack Quinn comes out and is almost floored by the positive pop. RAZZ: “Did you ever think we’d see the day when almost everyone in the arena was cheering the artist formerly known as Moosehead Jack?” RUSS: “Unless we were in Detroit, I never thought I’d see this day where fans outside of those who are going to root for the worst humans possible were happy to see Jack Quinn. Moosehead Jack. Whatever you want to call the guy.” Jack smiles as referee Angelo Barros cakes for the bell. Sandra tries a single-leg takedown on Jack, who is able to work his way out of the attempt and drops into a grapple with the youngster, cradling her for 2.5 before she sends a boot to the temple. Jack releases his grip and immediately grabs his head with Barros checking intently. RUSS: “While Jack Quinn was cleared to fight this week, he took a massive chair shot from Lexie Darling two weeks ago that might have put a lot of others on the shelf for far longer.” RAZZ: “I almost think that Jack may have considered forfeiting this match if not for what’s at stake. Jack is very aware of his limitations after so much time away from the ring, and I think he’s trying to ensure that he has time to enjoy post-wrestling life with his wife, Kali, while also taking advantage of this chance to add a chapter or two to his already overflowing legacy.” Jack waves off Barros and sidesteps a charge from Sandra, who drives her shoulder into the ring post. Jack backs away as Barros asks Sandra if she wants to continue. Sandra nods yes as Jack smiles and seemingly dusts the youngster off. Jack and Sandra tie up with Jack backing Sandra to a corner and breaking cleanly before Barros can even request such a thing, surprising everyone except Jack it seems. The two tie up again with Sandra using a bit of underneath leverage to spin Jack into the same corner, breaking before Barros can call for it. The competitors respond with a respectful nod to one another, though Jack also is motioning for Sandra to bring more fire. RUSS: “Jack Quinn is almost seeing this match as a means to mentor Sandra Fallon, who is making her in-ring debut in OOWF.” RAZZ: “Jack knows that the future of OOWF is only as strong as what follows him. He’s almost trying to ensure that it’s in good hands once he steps away, otherwise he may never step away.” Sandra replies with a few forearms and chops, getting nods of approval from Jack, who then eats an elbow to the jaw that slumps him in the corner. Sandra continues the assault with a trio of chops and a monkey flip that segues into a surfboard submission attempt that only gets broken when Barros starts to count Sandra’s shoulders on the mat. Sandra, now in full control, grabs Jack and scoops him up with ease before slamming him, stunning everyone in attendance as she’s not a bulky combatant. Jack tries to back away, but Sandra hits a running knee that almost flattens Jack, getting 2.5, though Sandra was convinced that she was going to get 3. Undeterred, Sandra sets Jack up in the corner before drilling him with a running boot. In a daze, Jack crumbles to the mat as Barros rushes in to check on Jack who is not immediately responding. A hush falls over the arena as Barros is asking for Jack to squeeze his hand. After a long 3-4 seconds, Jack almost breaks Barros’ hand with the response squeeze. RUSS: “Given Jack’s recent concussion, OOWF officials are on high alert to monitor Jack’s neurological state per OOWF General Manager Firewoman.” Sandra, showing a twinge of concern, starts toward Jack only to be grabbed by the waist and dropped down head-first to the middle turnbuckle. As Sandra stands and starts to turn away from the corner, Jack is waiting and scoops her over his shoulders, seemingly in position for GTSF, but Jack pauses and drops Sandra roughly to the mat while screaming and grabbing his head. RAZZ: “Was that the concussion talking or is Moosehead Jack in his head?” After the pause, Jack does have the wherewithal to grab the still stunned Sandra and roll her into an inside cradle, securing the 3 from Barros. Your winner (pinfall, 10:52), Jack Quinn! Afterward, Jack is greeted by PORK and Katie Bardoor, who have towels and water at the ready for their mentor. Jack offers a handshake to Sandra, who accepts while also getting a water from familiar faces in OOWF’s rookie class. • Zed vs. Nuke “Shoot to Thrill” cracks through the arena’s hum as Zed and The Reverend BRICK~! Emerge from the back to a loud ovation. Zed greets the fans along the rail as a fan in a black hooded sweatshirt grabs his wrist. As Zed jerks his arm away, the fan pulls down the hood reveal themself as Nuke, who tries to catch Zed by surprise with a strike of some sort that Zed easily ducks. Zed pulls Nuke over the rail and is about to drill him just as OOWF official Gavin “Junior” Hale breaks up the developing brawl. Zed gladly heads to the ring while keeping an eye on Nuke, who is now joined by Annie. Hale calls for the bell before Nuke can enter and starts a count a few seconds later. Hale gets to 6 before Nuke rolls in and rolls back out to restart the count. Zed waits until 4 before heading to the outside to take matters in his own hands, grabbing the green-haired rookie and sending him into the ring. Ready to start the match proper, Zed tries to grapple with Nuke, who escapes and scrambles between the ropes. Zed tries to get past Hale to get his hands on Nuke and gets a mule kick to the gut for his troubles. Nuke tries to headlock Zed, who easily backdrops him, following up with an elbow and a knee to the chest. Nuke tries to take a powder, but Zed grabs an ankle and drags Nuke to the center of the ring. Nuke kicks himself free and hits a punch to Zed’s kidneys, dropping the veteran in a heap on the mat. RUSS: “Nuke with a devastating blow to Zed’s kidney area. That’s the type of blow that will stop the most invincible wrestlers dead in their tracks.” RAZZ: “Your body has no way to defend against that kind of shot. If it hits clean, it will change the entire complexion of the match.” Nuke starts working on Zed’s back, dropping knees across his spine and grinding his forearm in the affected areas. Nuke then maneuvers himself into wrapping a now-seated Zed up in a chinlock, while driving a knee into his opponent’s back. Hale checks on a submission, but Zed – in between grunts – just gives Hale an “are you serious?” expression before trying to will his way to his feet. Zed gets to a knee before Nuke rakes the eyes, getting Zed back to the mat. Hale admonishes Nuke, who pays the official zero mind while grinding his forearm across Zed’s face. The Rev. BRICK~! begins to rally the fans behind Zed as he gets to a standing base, only for Nuke to kick the back of Zed’s knee to return things to the mat. Rev. BRICK~! keeps on the fans to urge Zed out of this predicament, only to get blasted by Annie, who starts stomping away on Zed’s cornerman. Man? Clay? Figure? … Zed’s manager. Well just go with that. Hale takes his eyes off of Nuke and Zed to try to manage the commotion on the outside. Annie silently keeps hammering away at Rev. BRICK~! before Zed hits a jawbreaker on Nuke to get out his grip and roll to the outside and confront Annie, who sarcastically smiles at Zed before backing away. Zed helps Rev. BRICK~! to his feet just as Nuke dives over the ropes. Zed sidesteps Nuke as he goozles himself across the barricade. Zed drags Nuke back inside and slaps on ZZZZZZZZ, getting a tapout from Nuke that Hale never sees as he’s dragged out of the ring by Annie. Zed releases the hold on the tap, thinking he’s won, only to see no official inside the ring. Hale is about to fire up the ejection on Annie when Nuke intervenes, drawing Zed outside to further the brawl. Nuke, with a rake to the eyes, gets the advantage and separation while also receiving a length of chain from Annie as Hale is checking on Zed. Zed retreats to the ring with Nuke following. Annie hops onto the apron to complain to Hale about something while Nuke wraps most of the chain around his right hand. As he cocks back his fist, Mac Flasher runs in from the crowd and grabs the excess length of the chain, jarring Nuke’s focus just long enough for Zed to get his wits about him. Mac yanks the chain away from Nuke, who spins into a boot to the stomach and Divine Intervention (package DDT). Zed makes the cover and gets 3 from Hale, who finally got away from Annie long enough to perform tasks expected of him. Your winner (pinfall, 11:16), Zed! Postmatch, Zed and a battered Rev. BRICK~! head to the ramp, seemingly none the wiser that Mac gave them an assist. Nuke seethes on the inside as a distraught Annie tries to piece together what had happened. • Beverly Cambridge vs. Justin Sane Following an advertisement for “Patrick’s World,” a new toy unboxing show starring Stank and Patrick Mann on OOWF.tv, the feed cuts to the ring with Justin Sane and Beverly Cambridge already inside. “Main Event” Mel Creech calls for the bell with a hyped-up Justin charging toward OOWF’s most recent world champion, who calmly steps to the side, grabs an arm, wrestles Justin down, rolls him on his back and locks in a cross arm breaker, drawing an instant tap from Justin. Your winner (submission, :38), Beverly Cambridge! Postmatch, Beverly helps Justin to his feet and makes sure that he’s OK, before raising his arm in a symbolic gesture. Justin, while disappointed, receives warm applause as he heads to the back. OOWF General Manager Firewoman stands atop the ramp, at the same table that she stood at to close the previous edition of Saturday Slam. With her are Lucky and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox. Firewoman grabs a microphone as a hush fills the arena. FIREWOMAN: “Fans. We now have our fields for the OOWF World Championship tournament and the OOWF Intercontinental Championship tournament, both of which will start with four-person elimination matches on the April 22 edition of Saturday Slam. To determine the matches, we will again consult dice, using a D8 to give us the numbers that will be revealed on OOWF.tv following the conclusion of Saturday Slam. First, the Intercontinental tournament that will feature Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Bridget O’Malley, Diego “Pop” Roxton, Angie Delpetro, Jeff Mangyuniku, Sandra Fallon, Nuke and Justin Sane. Lucky, the D8 …” Lucky hands Firewoman the D8 as she begins rolling, needing just four unique numbers to determine the matches. Firewoman rolls 8 before following with 6, 5 and 1, grinning that she somehow wound up without duplicated numbers. Lucky jots down the results and flips the page on the tablet in anticipation for the rolls that will determine the elimination matches for the world championship tournament. F: And now, the field still in contention for the OOWF World Championship. The eight combatants, which will be narrowed to two by the end of our next episode of Saturday Slam, includes Mac Flasher, Alexander Darling, Kylie Mignolio, Katie Bardoor, Lexie Darling, Jack Quinn, Zed and Beverly Cambridge.” Firewoman isn’t as fortunate with duplicated numbers this time around, rolling 3-1-1-7-1-1-2 as Lucky jots the results down. F: “It appears that we have our quartets for both tournaments, which will determine who will compete for the vacant OOWF World and Intercontinental titles. The winners of these elimination matches will wrestle for their respective titles on the May 5 edition of Saturday Slam, where we will crown our singles champions. Those who do not advance to compete for the titles on May 5 will be entered into a battle royal to determine the first challengers for the new champions at a later date. We thank you for your time, and may the best wrestler win.”
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OOWF Saturday Slam – March 25, 2023
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina • OOWF Trainee Showcase: Diego “Pop” Roxton vs. Pete Quick With both combatants already in the ring, official Mel Creech calls for the bell as Pete immediately takes to the outside. Diego stays inside, clapping a rhythm to get the fans behind him. RUSS: “A popular wrestler wherever he’s competed, Diego ‘Pop’ Roxton is finally giving OOWF fans a chance to see him in person.” RAZZ: “He’s got the quickest hands I’ve even seen in OOWF, even at 45.” RUSS: “He doesn’t look a day over 25, except for that salt-and-pepper hair up top.” As Pete climbs into the ring with Diego keeping close watch, non-commissioned OOWF newcomers The Green Apple Splatters enter through the opposite side and immediately start to put boots on Diego and Pete as Creech throws the match out. Ladies and gentlemen, referee Mel Creech has declared this match a no-contest (1:05). Pete scurries away to the corner with Merle and Bobbie Lou following. Pete reaches into his tights and pulls out a checkbook before writing a check that Merle grabs and eats in front of him before chokeslamming him to the outside. Diego is starting to get the upper-hand on Chet Stinkfinger before Bobbie Lou and Merle converge and turn the scrap into a 3-on-1 beatdown. RUSS: “Someone call security to the ring! These men were here to compete, not to get … This!” RAZZ: “The Green Apple Splatters have a mission and I don’t think it’s to be in a lot of fair fights.” Bobbie Lou hoists Diego into the air for a buckle bomb, knocking the Bahamian silly as Merle pulls an apple from his jacket and mashes it all over Diego’s face. The two drop down to the outside and repeat the act to Pete while Chet stands in the ring with a microphone. CHET: “Get a good look at what we just did. This is the future of OOWF until we get who we want.” OOWF Security swarms the ring with Merle fighting through the first line with relative ease until Chet signals an end to the aggression. All three men hop the railing and disappear into the bleachers. RUSS: “They say they want someone, but who? How many people will they attack until they get to this person?” RAZZ: “It’s unfortunate to use what we just saw as detective work, but I think we can cross ‘Pop’ Roxton and Pete Quick off of their list.” • The Frenemies (Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley) vs. The One-Notes (Carrie and Harper) The One-Notes are already in the ring, “serenading” fans with a medley of songs just as “Crown on the Ground” plays. Bridget O’Malley storms to the ring and takes the fight to both Carrie and Harper as Kylie Mignolio and Josie rush out behind. Josie stays back on the ramp, per Kylie’s orders, as Bridget is almost about to be overwhelmed by the numbers game. Kylie evens the odds, hitting a shooting-star plancha on Carrie while Bridget blasts Harper with an O’Mallet. The Frenemies stand tall in the ring as The One-Notes take a powder on the outside. RAZZ: “I’m not sure that I agree with Bridget’s strategy, but it wound up working in the end.” RUSS: “The look on Kylie’s face tells me that even she didn’t know what Bridget’s plans were.” Back in the ring, Kylie and Carrie start for their teams. Carrie tries a few go-behind takedowns that Kylie is able to wiggle out of. Carrie then rakes Kylie’s eyes and puts her on the mat with a gutwrench suplex. Carrie stays on top, using her grappling abilities to stay a second ahead of anything Kylie tries in her efforts to escape. Finally as Carrie attempts to roll Kylie onto her back, she is able to bridge out and hit the ropes before coming back with a clothesline that staggers Carrie into her corner, where Harper tags herself in. Harper points to Bridget, who is foaming at the mouth to get a piece of the supposed knockout specialist. The two circle each other with Bridget holding a height advantage, though Harper has about 15 pounds on Bridget. The two battle to standoffs on a pair of running shoulder tackles before Bridget is able to sweep Harper’s leg and lock her into a grapevine. Harper pulls her way to the ropes for a break, which Bridget gives, but gets a boot to the knee for her troubles. Harper drags the limping Bridget to The One-Notes’ corner as the wannabe crooners begin to work quick tags – some are even legal – to put Bridget in peril. As Josie urges the fans to rally Bridget, a tandem suplex gets 2. Harper, now legal, tosses Bridget into a corner and starts working her over with body shots, but misses on an uppercut with Bridget getting within inches of a tag to Kylie. Harper pulls Bridget back, driving her weakened knee into the mat twice before tagging in Carrie. From the top, an attempted splash from Carrie gets all canvas as Bridget rolls away and tags in Kylie, who rushes in and hits Carrie with multiple dropkicks, barely allowing her to get upright before the next one connects. Harper dashes into the ring and clocks Kylie as Angelo Barros chides her, but this allows Kylie to apply a Sharpshooter that gets an immediate tap and a sung submission from Carrie … But Barros was still escorting Harper from the ring. Kylie lets go, only for Harper to rush back in and drill Kylie with a forearm shiver that knocks her clean out of the ring. Bridget charges in and trades blows with Harper, getting the better of the rookie before loading up Red Death, which Harper ducks and counters with a forearm shiver that puts Bridget on her back. Harper tries for a pin, but has it broken up by Barros since Bridget is not legal. Carrie, now in the ring, tries dragging Kylie back inside and is rewarded with a Pele kick for her troubles. Kylie climbs to the top and attempts a crossbody that is thwarted by Harper catching the diminutive veteran. While Harper parades around the ring with Kylie in hand, she hoists her over the shoulder and signals for a running power slam. As Harper gets turned around in the corner, a small hand grabs Harper’s ankle causing her to fall with Kylie on top. Barros counts off 3 as all four combatants are shocked at the sudden end. Your winners (pinfall, 10:59), The Frenemies! Kylie and Bridget celebrate as Josie enthusiastically climbs into the ring to join the party. Harper charges after Josie and is met with Red Death. Carrie considers the same, but thinks better of it as Harper is on the mat, shaking cobwebs. • The Woodsmen (Hunter and Dakota) vs. Banned From Everywhere (with Katie Bardoor and PORK) With The Woodsmen already in the ring, though attempting to hide on the canvas with a white tarp thrown over Hunter and Dakota, “Insane in the Brain” brings out Banned From Everywhere and its ever-increasing entourage of Katie Bardoor, PORK, Drunkey and Drunkette. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane gladhand every fan along the entrance way, some twice, before the converge at the makeshift blind of The Woodsmen. While Masato Misawa calls for the bell, Justin casually pokes at the obvious white mound on the canvas, causing Hunter to jump from under the tarp and to the sight of four wrestlers and two donkeys surrounding him. Hunter frantically tries to unearth Dakota before Justin strikes with a Greco-Roman right to the jaw. The larger Dakota emerges to pair of with Awesome Bill, all while Katie and PORK guide Drunkey and Drunkette from the ring. Justin and Hunter trade chops in the corner while Awesome Bill and Dakota alternate between classic mat wrestling and a pier-six brawl. banned From Everywhere simultaneously gets the upper-hand in both of its individual dealings as Awesome Bill and Justin whip their respective opponents into each other. The two knock heads, stumble around and into a High-Risk Headlock from Justin to Hunter and a bionic elbow from Awesome Bill to Dakota. The Woodsmen step between the ropes to collect themselves as Banned From Everywhere gives chase and keeps the pressure on the OOWF newcomers. RUSS: “It’s been about four minutes and I haven’t seen anything to make me believe that The Woodsmen are competent wrestlers.” RAZZ: “In the past three weeks, have you seen anything from The Woodsmen that would make you think that they’re competent at anything?” RUSS: “Good point, partner.” Misawa manages to get two in the ring and two out of the ring as Justin and Dakota square off. Justin tries a scoop slam, but Dakota shrugs it off and beats Justin down with hammer fists. Dakota trades off with Hunter, who keeps Justin grounded with superb mat wrestling, flummoxing Justin with go-behinds and never staying in one spot too long as Justin’s swings catch nothing but air. Hunter starts to work an arm bar and alternates that to a hammerlock with Justin trying to squirrel his way free. With Katie urging the crowd firmly behind Banned From Everywhere, Justin gets to a standing position and elbows his way free, only for Hunter to cut Justin’s trip to the ropes short by tripping him as he started his run. Hunter works Justin down to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex, getting 2. Hunter tags in Dakota, who begins to pound Justin down with strikes before pulling him up and blasting him with a big boot that gets 2. From there, Dakota goes to the top rope and misses a knee drop, giving Justin the space needed to get a tag to Awesome Bill, who enters the ring with gusto, running through Dakota numerous times with shoulder tackles and slingshotting Hunter over the ropes before a scoop slam sends the smaller of The Woodsmen to the outside. Awesome Bill continues the Banned From Everywhere rally with a brutal Go Dawgs to Dakota. With Justin standing in the corner, Awesome Bill makes the tag with Banned From Space setting up as Justin climbs the ropes. Just as Awesome Bill is about to launch Justin, Hunter reenters with the tarp and tosses it on Dakota, before pulling him to safety. While Awesome Bill and Justin are chasing Hunter, Dakota rolls out of the ring and searches under the apron until he finds a The Woodsmen-branded tent. While Hunter is leading Banned From Everywhere, and PORK, on a chase, Dakota sets up the tent and climbs inside. Hunter leads the chase inside as Dakota grabs Justin, pulls him into the tent and zips it shut. There is a great amount of brawling going on inside the tent as Hunter and Awesome Bill stop what they’re doing to observe, both seemingly confused. The tent unzips as an arm, presumably belonging to Justin, slaps the mat. Misawa shrugs and calls for the bell. Your winners (submission, 11:25), The Woodsmen! Justin emerges from the tent a little punch drunk while Hunter doesn’t quite know what to make of what had just happened as Dakota deconstructs the tent and folds it under his arm. RUSS: “I spoke with Dakota earlier today, and he said that he had a surprise that even Hunter would be unaware of.” RAZZ: “I don’t know how legal that … ummmm … Tapout Tent is, but it got the win over an established tag team in OOWF.” • Mac Flasher vs. Nuke “I Get Wet” plays with Mac Flasher emerging from behind the curtain. Mac has an uneasy smile while greeted by a mostly positive response from the fans in attendance. Most expressing their gratitude that he started the ball rolling on OOWF’s reboot. He rolls into the ring and pulls himself up by the corner ropes while waiting for Nuke. “Hate Breeders” by The Misfits bellows through the arena, but with no sign of Nuke at all. Mac looks at all possible entry points, but Nuke is nowhere to be found. Mac drops to the outside and Nuke is not under the ring, either. The song cuts off as the OOWFTron shows Nuke in the arena’s parking lot. NUKE: “Flasher. I’m not about giving you what you want. You want the satisfaction of beating me in the ring because you stand for some bullshit ideal that you don’t even believe in, but it sells a couple t-shirts to kids who will forget about you the minute you retire. If you want this fight, it’ll be a fight. I’m not giving you a wrestling match. Find me if you’re not a coward.” Mac looks at official Davis Hightower, who looks at Mac with confusion. Mac drops to the canvas, rolls under the ropes and runs to the back to find the parking lot exit. On his way, he sees a figure in a black jacket, rife with safety pins and band patches along with bright green hair. He grabs the person to turn them around, finding a very shocked and frightened female fan. Mac, startled but still holding a ready punching hand up, begins to apologize as Nuke waylays Mac with a jumbo metal coffee carafe, knocking him silly. Nuke puts the boots to Mac as security arrives to pull Nuke off of Mac, who is already starting to bruise under his right eye. Mac breaks free and restarts the fight, pushing Nuke into a conveniently placed stack of pallets, fracturing a few of them. Mac then tosses Nuke into a metal Zamboni gate and has him in position for a Flash Drive on the concrete floor of the concourse before OOWF officials join the scene and convince Mac to let Nuke go. Mac releases Nuke as the fan from earlier sneaks in and gives a low blow from behind to Mac. As Mac writhes, Nuke and the female fan, who Nuke calls “Annie,” laugh before Nuke spits on Mac. Mac tries to scramble to his feet, but is halted by security as the pair walks away. RUSS: “I’m not sure what just happened, but Davis Hightower threw this match out a while back. I guess it’s a no contest.” RAZZ: “While not a sanctioned match, I think the advantage of what we just saw goes to Nuke and his little friend. There was a plan, Mac played his part perfectly without knowing that he was.” RUSS: “Story of that man’s career. He’s a bright kid, but he’s going to be led to his own funeral one of these days by someone getting under his skin.” • Beverly Cambridge and Jeff Mangyuniku vs. The Electric Company (Joe and Jamie) All four combatants are already in the ring as announcer Mike Elevenbee introduces the respective teams with Beverly and Jeff getting a loud applause. Masami Misawa signals for the bell as Joe tries to get an early jump on Jeff, but is met with a thrust kick that gets 2. Jeff then works Joe over with a series of quick strikes and caps off the sequence with a snap suplex that also gets 2. Jeff and Beverly work quick tags as Joe is now regretting his attempt at a sneak attack. Jeff, seemingly annoyed by Joe’s audacity, roughly escorts him to his own corner so Jamie can (reluctantly) tag in. RUSS: “Jeff’s showing a bit of a temper.” RAZZ: “We haven’t heard much from him in these two weeks. I’m guessing he didn’t take that loss at Survival Sunday all too well. He fought hard, but he got caught. I’m sure Beverly really stressed that point in film study.” Jeff and Jamie square off with Jamie landing a few punches before Jeff throws a roundhouse kick that send Jamie face-first onto the mat. Jeff takes Jamie to The Compound’s corner and tags in Beverly, who works him over with a bevy of kicks and punches, closing with a shotgun dropkick to the head of a seated Jamie. RUSS: “The Electric Company, which has looked really good in training, just can’t get off the ground here.” RAZZ: “Partner, with the accomplished Beverly Cambridge playing quarterback and the prodigy that is Jeff Mangyuniku under her direction, we might be looking at the next OOWF tag champs. These two would overwhelm just about any tag team. I’d even take them against the Road Warriors at their peak.” On cue, Beverly tags Jeff in as he hoists Jamie onto his shoulders. Beverly climbs to the top and hits a blockbuster neck breaker onto Jamie. Beverly covers and gets 2.5 only because Joe made the last-second save. Jeff grabs Joe and delivers Kaze Ni Nare, crumbling the blue-collar rookie onto the mat while Beverly locks Jamie in the Labell Lock, getting an instant submission. Your winners (submission, 5:49), Beverly Cambridge and Jeff Mangyuniku. Postmatch, Jeff and Beverly congratulate each other while helping Joe and Jamie to their feet. Their offer of sportsmanship is accepted, much to the delight of the fans in attendance, but Jeff gives Joe a glare with a warning to not try a sneak attack in the future. • Zed vs. Sean Franklin “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons plays out Sean Franklin, the brash youngster proudly wearing his North Carolina State varsity jacket over his bright red singlet. Sean makes a point to point out every pro-Zed sign before throwing some kind of crud hand gesture their way. With Sean stretching himself on the ropes, “Shoot to Thrill” plays with Zed briskly walking to the ring with The Reverend BRICK~! trying to keep up. Zed slides under the bottom rope and is only held back by Gavin “Junior” Hale while Sean ducks between the top and middle rope. Zed relents before Hale makes sure that nobody is carrying illegal weaponry. Once both wrestlers pass, Hale calls for the bell as Zed immediately gets control with a double-leg takedown and shoots the half, getting 1.5 from the half-nelson pinning combination. Zed then stays on top of Sean as the former college grappler is flustered by Zed’s hidden grappling abilities. RUSS: “So two on the takedown. I’ve got three near-fall points. About a minute of riding time. I got Zed up 6-0 right now.” RAZZ: “Zed either has always had this in his locker or he is a quick study! Either way, I don’t think Sean Franklin expected this.” Sean is able to work himself free and stagger Zed with a forearm, but can’t quite bull Zed to the ground in a grapple. Sean kicks the bottom rope in frustration while Zed grins. Sean calls for a test of strength, but aborts multiple attempts while complaining to Hale about an illegal grip. Zed, perplexed, is questioned by Hale before taking a boot to the midsection from Sean. Zed stumbles backward toward a corner as Sean dusts him with a pair of uppercuts and a ringing knife-edge chop. As Zed tries to groggily fight the sting, Sean grabs an arm and whips Zed to the opposite corner before charging in with a corner splash. As Zed tries to catch his air, Sean barks insults at his opponent and directs a few at Rev. BRICK~!, who climbs onto the apron to return volley. Sean shoves Rev. BRICK~! to the floor and boots Zed down in the corner before forcing his head to look outside to get a better view of the stunned Reverend. Zed, a touch enraged, tries to battle free, only for Sean to snap mare him to the canvas and hit a pair of kicks to the spine. Sean pulls Zed and is now able to wrestle him to the ground, putting him a few pinning positions, but always pulling off at 1, all while barking insults at what he perceives to be an older, slower and less talented wrestler than he is. Zed tries to battle up, only for an eye poke to keep him on the mat for more verbal punishment. RAZZ: “While I like the guy’s attitude, maybe Sean Franklin needs to focus more on his opponent and less on insulting him.” RUSS: “No bigger insult than to beat your opponent 1-2-3 in the ring. One day, Sean may actually realize it.” Rev. BRICK~! now back to his feet begins to urge Zed on while Sean has slowed his attack with a chinlock. Zed begins to power to his feet, only for Sean to step on the back of one of his legs to cut him back down. Zed muscles back up and elbows his way free, running to the ropes and catching Sean with a flying forearm. As Sean starts to get to his feet, Zed delivers a running neck-breaker that gets 2. Zed then points to the corner before grabbing a dazed Sean and bashing his head 10 times on the top turnbuckle. Zed slips behind and takes Sean to the mat with a slingblade, getting 2 on the quick cover. With Rev. BRICK~! pointing at the top turnbuckle, Zed clips the ropes and looks to be setting up for The Answer, but Sean kips up and grabs Zed just before liftoff, hitting a high-angle body press. Zed staggers up and into a belly-to-belly suplex that gets 2.5. Sean takes down his straps and signals for high full-nelson slam finisher, securing the full nelson on Zed and bringing him upright. On the lift, Zed is able to use the nearby ropes to gain enough leverage to flip into a very uncomfortable, but effective pinning combination, getting 3 from Hale. Your winner (pinfall, 12:07), Zed! Sean releases the full nelson after the bell and jumps up to get in Hale’s face about what he felt was a fast count. Hale points to the OOWFTron to show that the count speed was standard, but the replay shows that Sean unknowingly had his boot under the rope. Sean, now furious, grabs Hale by the collar, but gets no further as Zed makes the save with a few right hands. RUSS: “Sean Franklin didn’t even know he had a point until he saw the replay.” RAZZ: “Unfortunately for him, there are no replay reversals in OOWF unless it helps advance the story we’re trying to tell. … Russ. Why is Kayfabe here and ready to beat me with my monitor?” • Jack Quinn and Lexie Darling vs. The Battling Baristas (Brynn and Tara) "Duncan Hills Coffee" by Dethklok plays and the Battling Baristas make their way to the ring. Brynn and Tara get a nice reaction from the crowd. "Scarecrow" plays and the crowd erupts. Jack Quinn comes out and makes his way to the ring. Brynn and Tara look ready to attack, but Jack pulls a mic from his jacket pocket, grabs a chair and gets into the ring and waits. "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons plays and Alexis Darling comes out. She stands at the top of the ramp for a moment and stares daggers at Jack. As she walks to the ramp, the crowd is in almost hushed anticipation. Lexie steps between the ropes, she walks up to Jack and stares him in the eyes, then turns and heads to their corner and grabs the tag rope. The referee calls for the bell, and Brynn attacks Jack from behind, dropping him to his knees with a clubbing shot to the back of the head. Brynn pulls Jack to his feet and sends him to the ropes and nails him with a high knee to the jaw. Jack hits the mat, Brynn grabs him by the hair and drags him into the corner and stomps him, then tags in Tara. She springs off the bottom rope and hits a dropkick to Jack's jaw, then pulls him out of the corner and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Tara pulls Jack to his feet and tags in Brynn, then sends Jack to the ropes, Brynn lowers his head too soon and Jack stands him up with a kick to the jaw, then grabs him from behind and hits a backdrop driver, then reaches out and tags in Lexie. Lexie springs over the top rope and takes Brynn down with a clothesline, then ducks a clothesline from Tara and hits a spinning heel kick that sends her between the ropes the floor. Brynn grabs Lexie from behind and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a release overhead suplex. On the outside, Tara races around the ring and grabs Jack and pulls him to the floor, slamming his face on the apron. Tara quickly climbs onto the apron and waits, while Brynn picks Alexis up and sets her up for the MELTZER DRIVER! Tara springs off the ropes, but Jack slides back into the ring and catches her in mid-air and SLAMS her to the mat with a urinage, then locks in the ji-endo! Alexis slips free POPS Brynn with a superkick, then hits the AIR RAID CRASH! Lexie covers and gets the three! Your winners (pinfall, 5:04), Alexis Darling and Jack Quinn The Battling Baristas powder out to the floor. Jack rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic and a chair and gets back into the ring. Lexie eyes him suspiciously and gets ready for a fight. Jack holds up his hands, then lays the chair on the mat, Lexie glares at Jack with an icy stare. JACK: “I know you heard what I said to your brother. And, as much as he deserved an apology, you may deserve one even more. Look, I cannot take back what I've done, I cannot change the past. Much like Alex, I am not asking your forgiveness, I don't ever expect that. All I want is to co-exist. No more bullshit. No more wars. Alexis, I am sorry. I did things out of rage and hate, unspeakable things. I broke your neck, and I was sorry when you didn't die. There is no forgiveness for that. So, I am offering you the same choice I offered your brother. There's the chair, go ahead …” Lexie picks up the chair, Jack closes his eyes and holds out his hand. Almost without hesitation, Lexie swings the chair and slams Jack with a shot to the head! Jack falls to the mat, writhing in pain, blood spurting from a gash in his head. Lexie starts toward the ropes, the Battling Baristas both hop onto the apron and slowly start into the ring, hoping to pick apart Jack, but Lexie turns toward them and stares, then moves slightly and the Baristas take off. Alexis stares at Jack for a moment then tosses the chair aside, and leaves the ring. OOWF medical staff come to the ring and help Jack to his feet, holding a towel to his head to stop the blood, they take him to the back for more treatment • An announcement from OOWF General Manager Firewoman Firewoman stands atop the entrance ramp behind a table while holding a large D16, behind her is a chart. As the house lights give way to a spotlight on Firewoman, she is handed a mic by Lucky. Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox is also present, taking notes on an iPad tablet. FIREWOMAN: “For our second Saturday Slam, on April 8, here in Asheville, we will simultaneously begin tournaments for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship and the OOWF World Championship. We have 16 wrestlers who will be competing for one or the other, but we will not know which championship they will compete for until after April 8. Because Saturday Slam will have eight singles matches. The winners advance to compete for the World title. Those who don’t win, will start their journey for the Intercontinental title. Those matches will be held on April 22, but we first need to determine how we’ll get to April 8.” Firewoman shows off the D16 as a murmur fills the arena. FIREWOMAN: “What I have here is a critical piece in determining our card on April 8. It is the key piece in the first segment of what I call the ‘Fire and Dice Championship Tournament.’ The premise is simple. We have 16 wrestlers, all secretly assigned a number. Matchups for the first portion are determined by dice roll. As your number comes up, you are slotted in the next available slot. Friends could face friends. Bitter rivals could renew their hatred. It’s all in what the dice say. The pairings will be revealed immediately after Saturday Slam goes off the air, but wrestlers will then have their numbers revealed. Sizzlechest and Lucky are the auditors for these rolls, conducted by yours truly.” Firewoman looks at Lucky and Shizuru-Mune. FIREWOMAN: “Gentlemen. Let’s begin.” Firewoman’s first roll is a 2. She then rolls 7 - 9 - 4 - 6 - 4 - 8 - 14 - 6 - 14 - 14 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 9 - 12 - 13 - 8 - 8 - 16 - 3 - 14 - 15 - 9 - 13 - 16 - 7 - 6 - 7 - 14 - 14 - 15 - 5 - 13 - 11, jokingly cursing at the numerous repeats until the card is full. At times, Shizuru-Mune reacts as certain matchups are created by the D16. FIREWOMAN: “Ladies and gentlemen. We have a full card for April 8. Once the wrestlers are notified, we will publicly post the matches on OOWF.tv, which you can get free for $6.66 per month, or for the introductory price of 22.2 cents per day for 30 days. We thank you for your time, and may the best wrestler win.” Firewoman exits as Shizuru-Mune and Lucky follow as the feed cuts out.
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OOWF/AEW Survival Sunday
LIVE! From Jacksonville, Florida. March 12, 2023 Hosts: Russ and Razz • Strap Match: Mac Flasher vs. Eddie Kingston “Cold World” plays as Daily’s Place goes nuclear for Eddie Kingston, who strides out and peers into the ring before rolling in. He bounces off of the ropes a time or two before making eye contact with OOWF official Mel Creech. As Eddie paces, his music cuts off and “I Get Wet,” but with the piano interlude, kicks on. The feed cuts to the back where Firewoman and the assembled OOWF roster are standing around Mac Flasher. FIREWOMAN: “Mac. Get us started with a win. For at least tonight, we are behind you. OUR RING!” Firewoman hands Mac the strap and a Terrible Towel signed by most of the willing roster and pats him on the shoulder. As Mac stuffs the towel in his pocket, he heads to the curtain, Firewoman nods at the assembled roster as they follow Mac, unbeknownst to him. Mac emerges to a smattering of positive response, but it is clear that he and his compatriots are on rival turf. As Mac gets halfway down the ramp, Eddie begins to protest as the crowd buzz begins to swell. Following Mac is every OOWF wrestler competing this evening – aside from Alexander Darling and Jack Quinn, though Matt Folz is a perfectly acceptable stand-in – and a couple of the trainees not booked for the show. Mac is unaware until Zed runs up and tries to hype him up. Mac, startled at first, turns around and sees the group, even Bridget O’Malley kind of, egging him on. Mac, now emboldened, rushes the ring and swings the strap in all directions as if he’s a dime-store Bruiser Brody. Eddie and Creech head for higher ground until Mac settles himself. Eddie and Creech re-enter the ring while AEW ring announcer Justin Roberts introduces the combatants big-match style. Creech takes the strap from Mac and fastens it to both men before calling for the bell. Eddie and Mac go nose to nose, talking trash as the assembled OOWF wrestlers pound on the apron. Eddie’s protests convince Creech to send the gang behind the barrier with a convenient number of empty seats for the group to sit in. During the commotion, Mac hangs the towel in his corner before Eddie tries to tug Mac into the opposite corner, but Mac shifts his weight and holds strong, sending things into a tug-of-war with Mac gaining a bit of an edge before Eddie rushes and decks him with a strap-aided forearm. Eddie grabs enough slack to loop some of the strap and swings wildly with Mac ducking at the last second. As Eddie stumbles past, Mac trips him up to send him face-first into the second turnbuckle. Mac gets the same idea that Eddie had seconds before and tries to whip his opponent, but Eddie rolls away. Both men, now standing, forego the strap and engage in a hockey fight with about a dozen rounds exchanged before Eddie stumbles Mac with a right across the jaw. Eddie then gathers enough of the strap to clothesline Mac down to the mat, where Eddie begins to go to work with strap-aided punches and a few face-washes, complete with trash talk. RUSS: “Eddie is basically telling Mac that he doesn’t belong here. That he is a stain in wrestling.” RAZZ: “If Mac doesn’t exit this predicament soon, he’ll become a stain on the mat. Eddie Kingston is giving him the work!” Mac reaches up to block a punch from Eddie and is able to escape underneath Eddie’s mount, using the strap to pull Eddie inside-out and onto his back. From there, Mac sits Eddie up, using his strapped arm as a straight jacket sleeve before sending a series of kicks to the spine. With each kick, Mac’s expression seems to develop more rage. A sharp kick to the base of Eddie’s neck sends him down with Mac immediately going into a ground-and-pound attack, this time with Mac shouting verbal abuse at the New Yorker. RUSS: “Mac Flasher wants respect. He is tired of being treated as a joke. He wants Eddie Kingston and the world to know what Mac Flasher truly is in this sport.” Mac stops the punches and begins jawing at Eddie, giving him an opening to rake his eyes and gain separation. Eddie rolls away and jerks Mac to the mat while attempting to wrap the strap around his throat. He’s almost successful a couple of times only be thwarted by Mac biting his fingers. Finally Eddie clocks Mac on the side of the head and gets the strap around his throat. Mac reaches up and rakes Eddie’s eyes to loosen the grip. Mac slips away and tries to catch his breath before ducking an Eddie charge. Mac is able to halt Eddie in his tracks with a quick pull of the strap before hitting a lungblower. Mac tries to cover, since this is pinfall or submission and not touch all four corners because that’s super-dumb, and gets 1. Eddie thumbs Mac in the eye and then gets the first good series of whacks in, arching Mac’s back with each strapping. Mac drops to a knee and takes even more punishment as you can see some red seeping through Mac’s yellow Pittsburgh Pirates shirt. Mac tries to roll to the outside, but Eddie drags him back in and starts working more blows to the head, including a strap to the forehead that seemingly slices Mac open. Eddie drops down and starts working the cut with punches, palm strikes and even a bite. As he’s trying to pry at the wound, Mac jabs Eddie in the throat to gain a bit of space. A dropping fist by Eddie misses as Mac rolls behind and wraps the strap around Eddie’s throat. After Eddie is on the mat, Mac stands up and starts stomping Eddie’s head while it is pulled up by the strap. Eddie falls limp as Mac rolls him over and gets 2. Eddie tries to stand as Mac yanks him into the corner and starts to drop a series of rights on Eddie. Mac then uses the strap to whip Eddie into the opposite corner, following close behind before hitting a corner splash. This repeats itself twice over before Eddie sidesteps Mac. Eddie tries a rollup and gets 2 as a bit of blood is visible on Eddie’s forehead. RAZZ: “Both men are busted open. We’ve rarely seen Mac fight with a crimson mask, how will he respond? This isn’t the time to find out that he doesn’t like seeing his own blood.” RUSS: He’s been taking the fight to Eddie for a while since he got busted open, I think he’ll be fine. He’s not going to let OOWF down.” The two men stand up and start chopping each other before that becomes a slap fight, which Eddie wins. Eddie tries to hit a Northern Lights suplex on Mac, but is blocked as Mac hits a DDT. With Eddie stunned on the mat, Mac climbs the nearest turnbuckle to hit a flying elbow drop only for Eddie to yank him down unceremoniously. RUSS: “Mac Flasher just landed on his head! He took a risk and he is paying for it now!” Eddie stands a woozy Mac up and hits a spinning backfist, getting 2. Eddie repeats the sequence and gets 2.5. Again, Eddie nails Mac who can barely stand at this point, getting 2.9 as Mac seemingly spasmed more than kicked out. With Eddie shouting “STAY DOWN!” at Mac, he pulls him up again only for Mac to pull him into small package that gets 2. Mac, still very shaky, ducks another backfist attempt, and pulls Eddie into position for the Duquesne Incline, though Eddie is able to backdrop Mac onto his head again. A cover gets 2 with Eddie pounding the mat in frustration. RUSS: “Mac Flasher is fighting like this is the final match of his career. He may not know his name after tonight, but he’s going to be certain that Eddie Kingston respects it!” As Eddie argues count speed with Creech, Mac gets up and spins Eddie around, booting him in the stomach and connecting on a lightning-quick Flash Drive. Mac tries to make the cover, but he falls right beside Eddie. Creech starts a 10 count, getting to 6 before Mac starts to stir and drape an arm over Eddie. Eddie kicks out at 2 as the OOWF contingent at ringside was convinced that was it. Mac sits up and puts his head in his hands as Eddie rolls over and tries to roll him up, getting 2. Eddie tries to roll outside, but Mac drags him in to pay back the strapping from earlier, getting six or seven good licks in before starting to stumble around. Mac collapses on the mat. Before Creech can check on him, Eddie pounces with a strap-aided dragon sleeper hold that immediately has Mac gasping and kicking. While Eddie locked in the hold, Bridget O’Malley hopped the barrier without emotion. Creech, going for the arm test method, drops Mac’s arm twice before the third drop summons a bit of spirit from Mac. Bridget watches closely, but is the only OOWF member present not encouraging Mac. RAZZ: “She probably wants to get a closer look at his suffering. While I normally condone that behavior, tonight isn’t that night.” Eddie releases the dragon sleeper and sets a groggy Mac on his knees before locking in a regular rear choke while staring down the OOWF ringside brigade. With Firewoman trying to call Bridget back, not knowing what she’s doing or thinking, Eddie squeezes harder, causing the blood pulsing to Mac’s head to come out faster. With Mac’s head a brilliant shade of purple, he’s still trying to loosen Eddie’s grip before a yellow towel falls in front of the two and in sight of Creech, who calls for the bell. Your winner (referee stoppage, towel - 17:45), Eddie Kingston! AEW leads 1-0. Eddie releases the hold as Bridget climbs into the ring. Creech drops down to check on Mac while Eddie drops down and gives Mac a respect hug as Creech gets him in a seated position. Mac glances at the towel on the canvas and sees Bridget in the corner. Putting 2 and 2 together, Mac shoots up and immediately questions the still-expressionless Bridget, passing out during the fledgling argument. Creech calls for medics from the back as Bridget slowly exits the ring, not even looking at Mac. The remaining OOWF crew wait at the ramp to aid in getting Mac up the ramp with Eddie walking beside the stretcher. • Jeff Mangyuniku vs. Kenny Omega “King of the Clouds” plays out Jeff Mangyuniku as Josie tags along until Jeff is halfway down the ramp. Jeff and Josie bow, smile and fist bump as a small Josie chant fills the arena. Josie runs up as Jeff enters the ring. “Battle Cry” cuts in as Kenny Omega, with Don Callis in tow, sizes up Jeff. While viewers at home see the usual Kenny theatrics, Jeff is patiently waiting for his opponent. Big-match intros from Justin Roberts, as is the case all night. Kenny, underestimating his opponent, offers a free shot to the jaw as Aubrey Edwards calls for the bell. Kenny closes his eyes, not seeing the dropkick that Jeff lands right on Kenny’s cheek. Kenny stumbles out of the ring with Jeff in close pursuit. Jeff throws a pair of haymakers and a lariat that turns Kenny ass over teakettle before Callis steps in between the two to stop the assault. RUSS: “Who knew that someone in the Mangyuniku family could fight?” RAZZ: “Someone had to get Sizzlechest’s lunch money back in middle school.” RUSS: “Jeff is 19. He’s 11 years younger than Sizzlechest, that would have made him a toddler.” RAZZ: “My money still would have been on Jeff.” The action resumes in the ring as Kenny gains control and begins to work the arm and backs Jeff into a corner before a patronizing clean break. Kenny dusts off Jeff as he brushes off the hands, spins Kenny into the corner and gives a patronizing clean break of his own. Kenny smiles, Jeff nods and the two lock up with Kenny yanking Jeff down to the mat by his hair. A knee drop misses as it appears Jeff has Kenny very well scouted. Kenny kips up, still smiling, as he angles for a test of strength. As Jeff offers his right arm, Kenny hits a ripcord V-Trigger that gets 2. Kenny now on a bit more aggressive pace, works knee drops on the hammer locked arm of Jeff before trying to get a submission from a bridging hammerlock. Jeff is able to slide the distance to the ropes and drape his ankle on the apron to get the break. With Edwards admonishing Kenny for breaking at 4, Callis grabs the ankle of Jeff as he’s trying to stand, yanking him back to the mat unceremoniously. Kenny starts throwing kicks to the back before running the ropes and hitting a low crossbody for 2. As Kenny runs the ropes again, Jeff pops ups and catches him in a flapjack and tries to get Kenny cinched into a Doom Cloud (cobra clutch suplex) before Kenny bails to the outside. Jeff quickly climbs the ropes and hits a suicide dropkick that pushes Kenny over the barrier and into the crowd. As Jeff waits in the ring, Kenny makes his way to the apron and eggs Jeff to attack him there. Jeff obliges with a dropkick to the face that sends him to the railing. Jeff drops to the outside and starts to throw bombs on Kenny, who stumbles to a leaning position on the nearest ringside post. Jeff sizes Kenny up and attempts a Shining Wizard, only for Kenny to duck out of danger as Jeff clangs the post with his shin, dropping to the ground in immediate agony. RUSS: “Jeff tried to seize the moment with that kick that would have put Kenny’s lights out, but he might have been outsmarted by the ring veteran.” RAZZ: “Might have been? Look at Kenny pointing to his head. He lured him into that mistake.” Kenny rolls Jeff into the ring and begins to slow the pace with a front face lock, leaning all of his weight on Jeff’s neck and shoulders. Kenny, then props his feet on the nearby ropes to add pressure with Edwards none the wiser. This goes on for roughly two minutes until Edwards catches Kenny on the ropes and calls for a break, which happens at 4. As Jeff is trying to catch his bearings, Kenny stomps him down before stepping away. Jeff gets to a knee, setting himself up perfectly to receive a V-Trigger, which gets 2. Kenny backs off the cover and sets up for another V-Trigger, but gets caught in an Exploder Suplex that sends Kenny rolling outside as Jeff catches his air inside. Kenny crawls back in and gets to his knees, with Jeff rising at the same time as the two slug it out with Jeff gaining a slight advantage. A series of forearm shivers bends Kenny backwards in a daze with Jeff popping up and nearly hitting a running double stomp with Kenny scrambling away as Jeff was in mid-air. Jeff keeps the pressure on Kenny, cinching in a rear waist lock with a pair of deadlift German Suplexes wowing the crowd. A third try is reversed as Kenny hits a pair of his own, bridging the second to get 2. Jeff ducks another V-Trigger and sweeps Kenny’s leg before a kip-up and standing moonsault get 2. With Kenny laying on the mat, Jeff drags him closer to a corner and heads up the ropes while Kenny staggers to his feet. A missile dropkick hits Kenny flush on the jaw, getting 2.9 as the Daily’s Place crowd had collective heart palpitations. RUSS: “We almost witnessed a colossal upset. It would have eclipsed Villanova-Georgetown in 1985. It would have been more monumental than Super Bowl III. The Miracle on Ice would have had company.” RAZZ: “Listen, Russ. Maybe Jeff is just that good.” With Kenny shaking the cobwebs, Jeff looks to the crowd and screams while crouching in position. As Kenny stands, Jeff grabs an arm and attempts Kaze Ni Nare (ripcord lariat), only for Kenny to duck and shove Jeff into the nearest corner. As Jeff stumbles back, Kenny hoists the youngster on his shoulders, delivering a One-Winged Angel. That gets 3 with Jeff kicking out at 5. Your winner (pinfall - 15:29), Kenny Omega! AEW now leads 2-0. Postmatch, Kenny slumps in a corner and slowly rolls out with little flair as Jeff sits dejected in the ring. Josie, with Beverly Cambridge sprinting after her, heads to ringside to console Jeff before helping him onto his feet and out of the ring. *the feed finds Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley in the OOWF locker room as Bridget is staring through the wall as Kylie leans in* KYLIE: “Hey. Bridget. What’s going on in that head of yours? What was with throwing the towel in Mac’s match? Is your head even here right now?” BRIDGET: “I’ll be fine … Just … Let me focus. We’re down 2-0 and now you and I have to win this match or we’re done.” KYLIE: “I see the scoreboard, too, but am I going to have a tag partner who has her attention on the match she’s in or on the match she ended?” BRIDGET: “…” KYLIE: “I get it. Mac was in a bad way. Nobody blames you for what you did. You acted out of concern and care. But if you’re doing that for Mac, you have to let him back …” BRIDGET: “I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to get me to say something that I don’t mean just because I basically saved a person’s life in that ring! Nobody else understood what was going to happen. Mac was never going to give up. He was going to die first. Did you want that? Did you want Mac Flasher to be dead because he never learned that he can live to fight another day? Because that’s what was going to happen with that blood loss and the choke that was on him. If this is going to happen every time that someone saves Mac from himself, I’ll make sure that it’s not me next time. Now can we just win this damn match without someone bringing Mac up?” *Bridget storms away as the feed cuts back to the ring* • Kylie Mignolio-Bridget O’Malley vs. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.-Jamie Hayter “The Epic” hits as Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D and Jamie Hayter enter as one. Both step inside the ring with their normal swagger while their music cuts off and “Crown on the Ground” plays out Bridget O’Malley as she walks toward the ring with a 1,000-yard stare. She stops at the bottom of the ramp to turn and wait for her tag partner, not noticing that Kylie Mignolio walked outside beside Bridget, almost in lockstep. RUSS: “A huge gesture by Kylie Mignolio, sacrificing her own entrance to show unity with Bridget O’Malley.” RAZZ: “Would have been great had Bridget noticed before they were almost in the ring.” The Frenemies enter the ring, Kylie with a bit more bounce in her step than Bridget as OOWF ring announcer Mike Elevenbee gets the honors for this bout. Bridget and Britt open the match for their respective teams as Gavin “Junior” Hale signals for the bell. Britt and Bridget lock up with Bridget using her slight height advantage to gain enough leverage to muscle Britt down. Britt escapes quickly with a go-behind waist lock and tries to toss Bridget to the mat, but Bridget stands her ground with Britt releasing the lock. The two tie up again with Britt using Bridget’s hair to get a side headlock sealed in, but Hale sees the pull and requests a break. A third tie-up has Bridget backing Britt into the Frenemies’ corner, where Kylie tags in and hits a few flash kicks on Britt, sending the Punxsutawney, Pa. native to a slumped position in the corner. Kylie rushes in with a double-knee attack that doesn’t get all of Britt’s head, but enough to knock her woozy for a sec. Kylie pulls Britt toward the center of the ring and tries a La Magistral cradle, but gets clocked by Jamie making a preemptive save. Jamie then pulls Britt to their corner and tags herself in legally. RUSS: “For now, it looks like The Frenemies are on the same page. Excellent teamwork.” RAZZ: “They’ll only be as good as the next thing to distract Bridget O’Malley. It’s clear that her time away from OOWF only made her more of a headcase.” Jamie uses her size advantage over the diminutive Kylie to power her into a corner, but to no avail as Kylie’s speed enables her to escape danger. The cat-and-mouse game continues as Jamie’s swipe get nothing but the air previously occupied by Kylie until Bridget tags herself in as Kylie finds herself in her team’s corner. Bridget goes nose-to-nose with Jamie for a good 20 seconds with Bridget not saying a word as Jamie delivers a hellacious tongue-lashing. A quip about Mac Flasher sends Bridget over the edge as the Pennsylvanian unloads a series of forearms and whips Jamie into the ropes with an O’Mallet (Polish Hammer) in mind before Britt holds Jamie back and coaxes her outside to discuss strategy. With the two huddling, they don’t see Kylie running across the apron before hitting a Shooting Star Crossbody on the pair, sending all three to the floor. Kylie, who suffered the least damage, grabs Jamie and sends her back into the ring where Bridget tries Red Death, only for Jamie to duck it and land an uppercut to stagger Bridget. With Jamie on the advantage, Britt pops up and grabs Kylie to send her crashing into the barrier. With Hale checking on the commotion outside, Britt rolls in and helps Jamie with a 2-on-1 attack on Bridget. As Hale is able to chase Britt back to the outside, Jamie delivers heavy blows to Bridget and then a rear chinlock as the pace ticks down a few notches. Bridget starts to fade a bit while Kylie makes her way back up to the apron and starts to encourage her partner by slapping the top turnbuckle pad. Bridget starts to get a bit more upright just as Jamie rakes her eyes before yanking her back down and reapplying the hold. Jamie barks taunts at Kylie who is drawn into the ring before Hale cuts her off. While Hale is playing escort, Britt sneaks in and takes over for Jamie with a loud clap by Jamie echoing through the arena as she exits. Hale looks at Britt and questions her, but is easily swayed that she tagged in legally. Bridget looks to be almost out before a second wind takes over. Bridget powers up and carries Britt to a neutral corner, where she backs the Good Doctor in and manages a break of the hold before falling on her face. Britt stays on the attack with stomps and a kick, and most importantly taunts as Kylie remains optimistic that her encouragement will get Britt to the corner to make a very important tag. Britt misses a middle-rope elbow drop, giving Bridget an opening that almost leads to a desperation tag before Jamie darts over and clocks Kylie with a forearm to send her tumbling off if the apron. Jamie and Britt double team Bridget, ending the sequence with a wishbone as Britt resumes her solo attack with a leg lock that has Hale checking on a submission from Bridget. Kylie steps back onto the apron and tries to get the scant amount of OOWF die-hards who managed to buy a ticket behind Bridget. Bridget begins to claw at Britt’s face, to no avail, though she is a bit more successful with a palm strike to Britt’s temple. With Britt on a knee, Bridget starts a crawl to her corner, but is cut off by Britt grabbing her ankle before a possible lunge. The two struggle before Bridget is able to get a heel to Britt’s stomach, doubling her over and giving the needed space to get a tag to Kylie. Kylie comes in with both barrels blazing on Britt, hitting quick-strike attacks and even having some for Jamie as she enters the ring uninvited. While Kylie is delivering anything in her striking arsenal to both opponents, Bridget ends her short breather and unleashes a lariat on Jamie to send her out of the ring. As that happens, Kylie sends Britt into the corner and then sets herself in position for a Victory Roll that gets a flash 3 with Jamie breaking away from Bridget just a split-second late to make the save. Your winners (pinfall, 15:46), The Frenemies! AEW now leads 2-1. Jamie, still wanting a fight, begins to pummel Kylie after the bell with Britt and Bridget pairing off. Bridget and Kylie start to get the better of the brewing brawl before officials from both companies rush in to break it up. While Britt and Jamie are apoplectic on the outside, the Frenemies hug to celebrate, though Bridget’s expression indicates that her mind is back on vacation. • Zed vs. Bryan Danielson Before the entrances are made, the Jericho Appreciation Society makes its way to ringside to occupy some of the front-row seats previously used by OOWF wrestlers during the Mac Flasher-Eddie Kingston match. Chris Jericho leads the fans in multiple refrains of “Judas” before it’s cut off in favor of “Shoot to Thrill.” Zed, with The Reverend BRICK~! jogs to the ring, receiving the warmest applause of any of the OOWF combatants so far this evening. As Zed bounces off of the ropes before taking a seat on the top turnbuckle in his corner, “Born For Greatness” plays out Bryan Danielson. With Bryan inside the ring, Mike Elevenbee makes the introductions with AEW official Paul Turner checking both men for foreign objects and calling for the bell shortly afterward. The two circle the ring as a modest “THIS IS AWESOME!” chant permeates through the ringside seats. RUSS: “This one will be a treat. Two of the best in the business about to lock horns.” RAZZ: “And you hope that Zed can draw things even with a win, because while I trust Beverly Cambridge to come through. It’s Banned From Everywhere in the next match that bothers me. If AEW is down 3-1 before that match, we might be out of jobs in five matches tonight.” Zed makes first contact, sending a boot to the stomach of Bryan, who replies with a series of chops until Zed hits a belly-to-belly suplex for a quick count of 1. Zed misses a knee drop as Bryan tries an early Labell Lock, but Zed is easily able to escape as the two return to a standing position. The two then grapple before trading hammerlocks with Bryan getting the latter advantage that allows him to drop down, trip up Zed and roll into a leg lock. Zed struggles free and catches Bryan with a hiptoss. Bryan kips up as another stalemate draws applause from everyone except the Jericho Appreciation Society. Zed tries to go in for a headlock before Bryan reverses it and puts Zed on the canvas. Bryan floats over and attempts to put Zed in an Indian Death Lock, but Zed is able to scramble to the ropes and eventually to the outside where he gets too close to the barrier and gets a swipe from Sammy Guevara for his trespass. Bryan drops to the outside and jaws with Guevara before Jake Hager face-washes both Bryan and Zed with Chris barking out taunts. Bryan takes a swipe at anyone in purple, connecting with Jake while Zed decks Sammy. Both men get back into the ring and begin anew, grappling to another stalemate. Bryan opens the next sequence with an elbow strike that rocks Zed, putting him on the defensive as Bryan tries a number of submissions to no avail as Zed is able to wiggle free from most or at least get to the ropes. Bryan allows Zed to get to his feet, which proved to be a mistake as a double-leg takedown and Zed’s own tries at a submission don’t get too far before Bryan can roll away. As Zed approaches, Bryan puts him in a small package that gets 2. Bryan stays on the attack, grinding Zed’s face into the mat while locking on a full nelson. Zed is able to break the hold, turn his hips and escape with a few knees to the ribs. Zed runs wild with a pair of clotheslines and a gutwrench suplex that gets him 2. Zed starts to work on Bryan’s shoulder, ramming him in multiple corners before dumping him outside and into the barrier. With Zed catching a breath, he’s pressed into saving his opponent as the JAS is playing the part of unofficial lumberjacks for this match, while Turner is the least bit aware. Zed runs Bryan into the railing on another side of the ring. Bryan fights back with a headbutt and then a dive from the apron, but Zed brushes him aside and then rolls him back in the ring for a DDT that gets 2. Zed rolls Bryan onto his stomach and locks in a double chickenwing, eventually muscling Bryan into the air into Moment of Zed, which gets 2.5. Zed pounds the mat, mostly to fire himself up as he approaches Bryan. With Zed leaning down, Bryan is able to goozle Zed on the middle rope and deliver a running knee to the neck that puts Zed down for 2. Zed slowly makes his way to a standing position before Bryan nails him with a lariat and peppers him with stomps and a few kicks. Bryan attempts to put a cross arm breaker on Zed, but can’t get the North Carolinian’s hands separated to extend the arm before Zed slides the action to the ropes to get the break. Bryan boots Zed to the outside, in front of the JAS, which swears to behave as Turner has his eyes on the group this time. Turner’s count gets to 6 before Zed slides back in, right into a Labell Lock try that goes nowhere as Zed slips right back out. Bryan follows and takes the fight to the outside as Daniel Garcia hops the rail and jumps on the apron to occupy Turner as the JAS hammer away in a 5-on-2 attack on both combatants before the duo starts to gain a measure of an advantage with both swinging at anything that moves and gaining enough space to bail out. The two get back into the ring as Turner chases Daniel off and begin unloading slaps and chops on each other with the chests of both men glowing red after a few rounds. A headbutt from Bryan gives him a temporary advantage as the JAS begins to insert itself into matters. Turner catches Matt Menard and Angelo Parker trying to swipe at Zed’s ankles and ejects the entire group. One by one, they file out and protest to an uncaring Turner while Bryan and Zed are still battling inside. Zed hits a GTH on Bryan, getting about 8 if Turner would have been in position. With Bryan still dazed on his back, Zed ascends to the top turnbuckle with The Answer in mind, but Chris had hidden behind the barrier on the ground before the ejection and clocks Zed’s ankle with his trusty bat Floyd to send him tumbling off. Bryan instinctively cradles the downed Zed with Turner turning around to see the pinfall attempt, snapping off 3 as Zed kicks out a second late. Your winner (pinfall, 16:28), Bryan Danielson! AEW leads 3-1. Chris waves the rest of the JAS back to ringside with a beatdown of both wrestlers commencing before officials spill out of the back, including OOWF General Manager Firewoman and All Elite Wrestling President Tony Khan, who are in a dead heat to enter the ring first. As the two are in the ring, Chris pulls a microphone from his jacket. CHRIS: “You mean to tell me that AEW can have this crossover show with another company, call it a showcase and not have a single wrestler from the Jericho Appreciation Society on the card. I’d expect this kind of idiocy from what OOWF calls an executive …” *Chris winks at Firewoman* “… But Tony, the man I’m making rich every time I come to this ring and perform, did not feel the need to give me a match. I’d have beaten Flasher. I’d have beaten Zed. I’d beat that kid brother of that stupid idiot Sizzlebeef Manchest or whatever. I am the lifeblood of AEW and I’m on the sidelines for this monumental event. Explain that to me Tony.” TONY: “It’s because …” FIREWOMAN: “It’s because I refused to let anyone in OOWF fight you before I got to you first. You see …” CHRIS: “Quiet, little miss Firewoman. The men in this ring are talking.” *Chris puts his hand in Firewoman’s face. Firewoman takes a beat, grabs his wrist and twists it all the way around his back into a hammerlock* FIREWOMAN: “I don’t care who you are. Or who you were. I don’t care that you were my friend, my rescuer, my trainer, my manager, my lover, my fiancé . No one … NO ONE disrespects me or my wrestlers in MY RING.” CHRIS *wincing in pain*: “YOUR RING? Look around, lover. You’re in Jacksonville, not Asheville, or wherever that loser school of yours is in Texas. This is MY ring.” *Chris reverses the hold and sends Firewoman into the corner. She counters easily and ducks a haymaker. As the two are about to square up, Tony gets between them* TONY: “NO MIXED GENDER FIGHTING!” CHRIS: “I should be on this card! I am the main attraction of AEW. I should be in the main event for this company! Not those bozos, Moxley and Castagnoli.” FIREWOMAN: “So let’s make it happen. I’ll make the match right now!” TONY: “No.” FIREWOMAN: “Just name the opponent.” CHRIS *taken aback at the challenge actually being accepted*: “Well … I … There’s no one here who is worthy enough to hold my jockstrap, much less get in the ring with me.” FIREWOMAN: “I’m pretty sure no one wants to touch that." TONY: “The card is what the card is.” CHRIS: “What about your brother? Maybe he can namaste me to sleep out of boredom.” *Firewoman is enraged at the insult, clenching her fist and fuming* CHRIS: “Or your ex-husband … Not that he’s bothered to show up. Probably embarrassed to be show his face since he dropped off the face of the earth.” *Firewoman’s balled fist gets tighter* CHRIS: “I mean, it’s not like your current husband can even stand, much less wrestle. I’d have a bigger challenge from Patrick.” *Chris barely gets Patrick’s name out when a right cross connects, driving him backward. Lucky has finally got to the ring and leaps in between Fire and Jericho* FIREWOMAN: “MOVE!” LUCKY: “I won’t. You can’t.” *the security that broke up the JAS beatdown pulls Firewoman and Chris apart while the feed cuts to a vignette of The Woodsmen, who are scheduled to debut in two weeks if there is an OOWF to debut in* • Banned From Everywhere (with Katie Bardoor and Pork) vs. Best Friends (with Danhausen and Orange Cassidy) “Insane in the Brain” breaks the silence as the wildest scene that Jacksonville has seen in ages commences as Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane run out in a frenzied state, while proteges Katie Bardoor and Pork follow with Drunkey and Drunkette on leashes. Banned From Everywhere do what they can to win over the crowd before “Best Friends” interrupts and brings out Best Friends with Orange Cassidy and Danhausen in tow. The quartet approach ringside, though Danhausen is unsure of what to make of the donkey tandem accompanying Banned From Everywhere. Eventually the combatants are left in the ring with Davis Hightower bringing the teams in for pre-match instructions. The teams break away and huddle before Trent Baretta, the supposed spokesperson of the group, whispers in Hightower’s ear. Hightower considers what Trent said for a second before leaning over to ring announcer Justin Roberts with a comment. JUSTIN: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by official Davis Hightower that at the request of both teams, this match will be fought under Texas Tornado rules!” Both teams applaud the decision as Hightower calls for the bell with Awesome Bill and Trent pairing off while Chuck Taylor and Justin begin trading blows. RUSS: “Does Davis Hightower have the authority to do this?” RAZZ: “Justin Roberts thinks he did, and that’s good enough for me! Let’s see a brawl!” Chuck manages to push Justin to the outside where Danhausen and Orange observe. Justin sees the two and backs away quickly, taking a clothesline from Chuck as he turned around. Trent and Awesome Bill are pounding away at each other while Katie, barely able to contain herself, eggs Banned From Everywhere on. Awesome Bill eventually gets the upper-hand, sending Trent into a corner and monkey flipping him out of it to get 1. While that’s going on, Justin and Chuck brawl a bit too close to Drunkey, who charges Chuck. Justin tries a High-Risk Headlock and gets dumped in the crowd as Chuck gets into the ring and aids Trent in his battle against Awesome Bill, starting a sequence of slick double-team offense that concludes with a double flapjack that gets 2 before Katie pulls Chuck off of Awesome Bill. Justin returns, just to eat a lariat from Trent, as Chuck hammers away at Awesome Bill in the corner. Trent misses a charge on Justin and stumbles to the outside in front of Pork, who seemingly wants nothing to do with any sort of fighting while he’s handling the two donkeys. Trent nods at Pork before turning around to an eager Katie, who just wants to fight someone. Katie lifts Trent and places him on the apron, just before Justin dropkicks him off of it and into Katie and Pork, causing the latter to lose grip on the leashes with Drunkey and Drunkette quickly running off. With Pork giving chase to the donkeys through the seating area, Orange slowly walks over to Katie with his hands in his pockets and delivers a devastating series of low-speed kicks to both of her legs. How Katie is able to stand after such a brutal attack defies science. Katie endures Orange’s big finale before throwing a regular-speed left hook that sends Orange stumbling back to the apron. Katie smiles and begins a series of low-speed kicks on Orange, eventually helping him to his feet and brushing him off because she just appreciated the fight. While that’s going on, Danhausen rolls in the ring and attempts to put a curse on Justin, who escapes the supernatural circumstance with a DOUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK! The lights go out as an audio supercut of every instance where Al Pacino drops the F-bomb in “Scarface” plays over the PA system. A loud boom, not unlike the sound of pans hitting the floor, follows just before a tear-jerking rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” is played on a triangle. The lights come back on as Danhausen has seemingly cursed a confused tandem of Trent and Chuck, both of whom are unaware that Drunkey and Drunkette are standing behind them. Awesome Bill charges and clotheslines both members of Best Friends over the donkeys as Justin rushes in to pin Chuck with Hightower counting 3. Your winners (pinfall, 12:32), Banned From Everywhere! AEW now leads 3-2. Banned From Everywhere celebrates with its entire contingent in the ring while a stammering Danhausen struggles to comprehend the power of the DOUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK! that he just witnessed. • Beverly Cambridge vs. Hikaru Shida “Cut the Cord” bellows through the arena as Beverly Cambridge steps out to a smattering of applause. The most-recent OOWF world champion makes her way to the ring and uses the corner to stretch while her music fades and “Shining Samurai” signals the arrival of Hikaru Shida. The ladies nod in respect during Mike Elevenbee’s ring introductions, with Mel Creech calling for the bell. RUSS: “Mel Creech pulling double duty tonight with OOWF officials getting four of a possible seven in-ring assignments.” RAZZ: “Say what you will about the executive acumen of Firewoman, but she swung quite a few factors to OOWF’s advantage in recent days.” The ladies circle the ring with the audience clapping in unison to Hikaru’s cadence. Beverly grabs a headlock, which is reversed by Hikaru and re-reversed by Beverly until Hikaru slips out. Both women try for a standing dropkick and get nothing but air, creating a stand-off and requisite applause. Beverly gains control out of a tie-up, backing Hikaru into a corner and breaking before Creech can even request it. Hikaru kicks away Beverly’s try at another tie-up, following with a pair of kicks to Beverly’s left leg to cut her down. Hikaru then hits a basement dropkick on the downed Beverly, rolling that to a half-crab submission. Beverly reaches the ropes to get the break, but Hikaru stays on the attack by pulling Beverly to the middle of the ring and cinching in a body vice. Hikaru then works Beverly to the corner and hits a series of quick strikes before turning Beverly upside-down and hanging her in the tree of woe, connecting on another basement dropkick. After falling from the corner, Beverly shakes off the cobwebs and fires back with a series of forearm shivers and an uppercut that has Hikaru reeling. A Northern Lights Suplex gets 2 before Beverly pops up and hits a double stomp on the downed Hikaru, prompting her to roll out of danger to the outside. Beverly greets Hikaru upon reentry with an uppercut and Slingblade, which also gets 2. Beverly then grabs one of Hikaru’s legs to put her in a Stretch Muffler, drawing a few shrieks, but not a submission. Hikaru rolls out of the submission, but walks into a palm strike that gets 2. A standing moonsault misses, giving Hikaru a bit of air before Beverly gets a flash rollup for 2. Hikaru stomps her way through Beverly, eventually working her way into an abdominal stretch. Beverly hip tosses her way out of the hold, but takes a second too long to catch her breath as Hikaru dazes her with roughly a dozen quick strikes from all appendages, the last being a crescent kick that puts Beverly on the floor. With Beverly temporarily unaware of her surroundings, Hikaru runs the apron and delivers a Meteora that sends Beverly crashing into the barrier. Hikaru, cranking up the tempo, sends Beverly inside and throws a few knee and shin strikes that put Beverly on Dream Street. A Shining Wizard attempt, however, is caught as Beverly powers up – with Hikaru in her arms – from a kneeling position to just dump her to the outside and get a few moments of rest as Hikaru waits until 8 to get back into the ring. Hikaru bounces off the ropes with a knee strike in mind, but gets caught in a belly-to-belly suplex that gets 2. The women exchange a heated series of chops as Hikaru gains the upper-hand with a chop that seemingly got a bit close to the throat. Hikaru backs off as Creech checks on a gasping Beverly, who is not willing to call it a night just yet. As Creech gives the blessing to continue, Hikaru charges into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Beverly, who rolls into a Labell Lock try, that Hikaru fights by locking her own hands before Beverly can secure the arm. Hikaru wiggles free but gets stomped down by Beverly until Hikaru catches a boot and rolls into a heel hook submission try that Beverly endures for roughly a minute until Beverly makes the ropes. Hikaru catches Beverly in a butterfly suplex that gets 2. Beverly takes a second to get up, but catches a charging Hikaru and dumps her head-first onto the apron before sending her to the floor with a booming lariat. On the outside, the women battle around the ring before rolling back in at Creech’s count of 9. Back inside, Beverly drops down and catches Hikaru with a Pele Kick to stun her. Beverly trips Hikaru from behind and secures an STF that eventually becomes another Labell Lock try that is thwarted when Hikaru scampers to the ropes. Beverly, now a touch frustrated, drops her focus for a second only to get scooped into an Air Raid Crash that gets 2. Hikaru tries for a Labell Lock of her own, securing it but releasing as Beverly is able to turn her legs toward the nearby ropes. Shida takes Beverly and places her on the top turnbuckle, setting up for a Superplex. On the way down, Beverly somehow is able to flip over and wind up with a Labell Lock cinched in before impact. A winded Hikaru struggles but cannot escape, tapping out seconds after the landing. Your winner (submission, 13:10), Beverly Cambridge! The series is now tied at 3. As Hikaru groggily gets to her feet, Beverly goes in for a hug that draws cheers from most in the arena. The feed cuts to the back as most members of the OOWF locker room – minus the injured Mac Flasher, the yet-to-compete Jack Quinn and yet-to-be-accounted-for Alexander Darling – give Beverly a champion’s welcome as she returns. The feed now shows a montage of recent happenings between Jack Quinn and Jon Moxley, with announcers also documenting that Alexander Darling has checked into the building today, per fob-swipe records given to them by arena security but has not been seen by anyone. • Jack Quinn-Alexander Darling vs. Jon Moxley-Claudio Castagnoli “Uppercut Swingphony” draws out Claudio Castagnoli, who amps up the AEW sect of fans during his entrance, stepping into the ring as his theme fades out in favor of “Wild Thing,” which sends eyes searching for Jon Moxley as he enters through the crowd. As Jon and Claudio pair up in the corner, “King of the World” plays, but after 90 seconds there is still no Alexander Darling. “Scarecrow” interrupts as Jack Quinn heads out to see that he is fighting this battle by himself for the time being. While Jack keeps looking over his shoulder, Justin Roberts makes the in-ring introductions with an awkward moment ensuing as Justin introduces a not-present Alexander. While AEW official Bryce Remsburg is going over pre-match instructions, “Flame On” plays as OOWF General Manager Firewoman, now in apparent wrestling gear, dashes to the ring. She is cut off by ringside security just long enough for All Elite Wrestling President Tony Khan to make his way down. Firewoman demands that she be substituted in the match as Jack’s partner, with Tony not budging. While Tony acknowledges the emergency substitute clause, he also points out the no inter-gender rule that he had written into the agreement. TONY: “Unless YOU change your pronouns to ‘he/him’ in the next 30 seconds, your brother fights alone until his scheduled partner decides to show up.” That comment sends Firewoman into a fit of rage as she lunges at Tony, but is carried off by AEW security as Tony instructs Justin to inform fans that Firewoman is ejected from ringside until the match concludes. Firewoman, now nuclear in her rage, starts to dismantle the AEW announce table and hits a Pretty Good Diamond Cutter on Excalibur until she is whisked away by security. Back in the ring, Bryce calls for the bell as Jon, practically salivating, wants to start with Jack. Jon lunges in, only for Jack to sidestep him and deliver a drop toehold. Jack floats over to a headlock on the ground that he loses grip of when Jon rakes the eyes. Jon, not interested in the art of wrestling Jack, slaps him and demands that Jack stop being a coward and let Moosehead Jack out. Jack laughs off the demand before Jon spits in his face. That draws an “OOOOOOHHHHH!” from the fans, but Jack calmly wipes off the spittle and smiles at Jon. RUSS: “Whether this is a mind game by Jack Quinn, or the actual Jack that we’ll see tonight, this has got to be frustrating to Jon Moxley.” RAZZ: “As long as Alexander Darling is AWOL, OOWF better be praying that Moosehead Jack comes out because Jack Quinn may not be enough to win this match by himself, but I’d put that faith in Moosehead Jack.” Jack, still smiling, offers a test of strength to Jon and gets a middle finger in response. Jon reaches in to slap Jack, only to get blocked. Jack calmly releases Jon’s arm and nods. Jon, now teeming with anger, walks to his corner and tags in Claudio. Jack and Claudio start with a mat-wrestling clinic that sees multiple reversals and escapes from both parties, but no clear advantage. Claudio catches Jack with a European Uppercut and tries to hoist Jack up for a Swiss Death Forearm, but Jack counters with a Hurricanrana that gets 2. RUSS: “Wait. Was that … Jack … Did he?” RAZZ: “Yes, and it got 2! What else has he been hiding from us all of these years?” Jack continues on the offensive against Claudio, working a diverse array of strong-style strikes that Claudio is happy to exchange as the two battle to stalemate after stalemate. Claudio finally gets in front as an Irish Whip to Jack results in Jon blasting him with a boot to the small of the back. From there, Claudio shows off his strength with his lift- and throw-based offense, turning a deadlift gut wrench suplex into a count of 2. Jon gleefully tags in, slapping the downed Jack while continuing to demand Moosehead Jack. Jon dumps Jack the outside and runs him from pillar to post, opening a cut above Jack’s left eye in the process. Jon dabs his finger in the cut and puts it in his mouth before shoving Jack away. As Jack gets up and rolls into the ring, he looks toward the back as there is no sign of Alexander anywhere. Jon waits for Jack to turn around before whipping him from corner to corner and finishing the run with a corner clothesline. That gets 2. Jon, all the while still calling for Moosehead Jack, works quick tags with Claudio as they batter him with the clear-cut numbers advantage. While Jack is isolated in the Blackpool Combat Club’s corner, the feed goes to a split screen. RUSS: “Fans, we’ve just been informed that Firewoman has located Alexander Darling. We’re going to keep the cameras rolling on the action, but we’ll also send you live to the back.” *Fire is STORMING~! through the backstage area until she comes to a room. She pounds on the door, and when she gets no answer she steps back and kicks hard right next to the doorknob, which pops the door open. She bursts through the doorway to see Alexander Darling sitting there in a black hoodie while clutching an envelope* FIREWOMAN: “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!” ALEXANDER: “Sitting.” FIREWOMAN: “YOU HAVE A MATCH! IT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!” ALEXANDER: “Look … I said I'd be here, I didn't say I'd partici—" *Firewoman picks up something heavy and fragile and throws it against the far wall. That seems to get Alexander's attention and perhaps for the first time since his arrival, he actually looks up at her* ALEXANDER: “What is your prob—“ FIREWOMAN: “My problem? MY PROBLEM? I know you hate my brother, but right now you're hanging him out to dry.” ALEXANDER: “So?” FIREWOMAN: “SO~?! Alex …” *sigh* “… I don't know what's going on with you … but … I think you know how I feel about all of this, or at least you used to. If Jack loses, it's not just him that suffers … It's ALL of us. Tony Khan gets all the rights to all of our stuff … Our names … Our ROYALTIES ... EVERYTHING. Please … I'm begging you to put your animosity aside and do this ONE THING. If our friendship … Our marriage … Everything ever meant ANYTHING to you ... Please …" *Alexander looks away as if he is bored. Firewoman stares at him in disbelief and then her wrist guards and adjusts her knee pads* ALEXANDER: “What are you doing?” FIREWOMAN: “What you SHOULD be doing. I don't even know you.” ALEXANDER: “I'm the same person—" FW: “BULLSHIT. The Alexander Fucking Darling I know wouldn't sit here and let his legacy be stripped away. The Alexander Fucking Darling I know would get in that ring and clean house, if for no other reason so that he could claim to be the hero of the day.” ALEXANDER: “I thought you weren't supposed to be wrestling anymore.” FIREWOMAN: “… The Alexander Fucking Darling I know wouldn't make me.” *Firewoman gestures at Alexander in a mix of disgust and pity.” FIREWOMAN: “Clearly … Alexander Fucking Darling left the building.” The feed comes back to a full screen in the ring as Jack is fighting his way out of a Bulldog Choke from Jon. As Jack somehow gets to a standing position, commotion starts at the top of the entrance ramp as Firewoman gets about three steps past the curtain before security swarms her. While Firewoman starts to fire right hands to anyone wearing yellow, a man in a black hooded sweatshirt slowly walks past the fracas and steps onto the apron. As the buzz fills the arena, the man drops his hood to reveal Alexander Darling, though his expression indicates that he is far from interested in saving Jack. RUSS: “ALEX. DARLING. IS. HERE!” RAZZ: “Sure, he’s here, Russ, but does he care?” Jack battles his way to freedom when he instinctively turns to the corner and sees Alexander. Jack stops cold as if he’s seen a ghost, but extends his arm to the corner. Before Alexander can return the favor, Jon hammers Jack from behind and pulls him away from the corner. Alexander doesn’t seem all that concerned. Jon hammers away at Jack, repeatedly calling for Moosehead Jack while also pointing out that Alexander is scared. After Jon shoves a weakened Jack to the ground, he gets on the ground with Jack while also pantomiming reaching to his boot for a knife before standing up and taunting him with a wanking motion. Jon then strides over to Alexander and calls him a sundry of names before slapping him across the jaw. Alexander’s expression turns from disinterest to unhinged in a matter of seconds as his face is now beet red. While Alexander is not encouraging Jack, he’s at least making himself more available for a tag than before. Jon tags in Claudio who softens Jack up with a few uppercuts in the corner before signaling for the Giant Swing. Jack fights as much as he can, but eventually goes for the ride up to 20 revolutions before Claudio starts to lose his sense of balance a bit while keeping the ride going. As the crowd count gets to 30, Claudio stumbles enough to one side that Alexander is able to reach Jack’s arm for a tag that only Remsburg sees. Alexander comes in a house of fire, smashing Claudio with a lariat and pummeling Jon in the corner for good measure. A pair of body slams on Claudio followed by a heavy knee drop gets 2 as the cover is broken up by Jon, who gets a few stomps in until Jack spears Jon out of the ring with his last bit of available energy. In the ring, Alexander runs through Claudio with a pair of lariats and a high knee. Alexander sets up for a Darling Driver, but Claudio escapes and runs Alexander into the corner before hitting three running European Uppercuts. Alexander shakes those blows off and demands another. Claudio obliges, giving him a fourth, but Alexander, now brimming with anger, grabs Claudio and beats him down in the corner as the OOWF sect of fans rallies behind him. From the outside, Jon pops up onto the apron and charges Alexander, only for Jack to trip him up and then place him between the apron and the apron cover. Jack tics for a second before staring Jon in the eyes. From there, Jack pummels Jon with a dozen or so hammerfist strikes. Breathing heavily, Jon begins to scream at Jon. JACK: “YOU CAN’T EVEN HANDLE AN ALMOST-RETIRED JACK QUINN, YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT MOOSEHEAD JACK WOULD ALLOW YOU TO LIVE? BE HAPPY THAT I AM FIGHTING TO KEEP MOOSEHEAD JACK AWAY FROM YOU.” Jack lunges in to strangle Jon, who fights out of the grip and escapes his predicament. The two brawl around the ring while Claudio and Alexander are inside doing mostly the same. Alexander hits a running knee on Claudio that gets 2 as Jon again breaks up the count. Jon grabs Alexander by his head and points at a downed Jack, who was woozied up when Jon ran him head-first into a ring post before dropping him with Paradigm Shift, which gets 2.5 as Jack lunges in to grab Jon’s ankle. Claudio stomps away at Jack, while Jon tries to lock Alexander in a Bulldog Choke, only for it to be reversed into a Backdrop Driver that gets 2.5. Jon crawls away after kicking out, only for Jack to cut him off and send him to the corner, sitting him on the top turnbuckle. Alexander and Jack – working together? – each take a side of Jon to set up for a double superplex, only for Claudio to grab both opponents just as the got Jon vertical to powerbomb anyone with a pulse as all four men lay exhausted after the impact. Remsburg, having lost track of who was legal minutes ago, starts to count out all four men. He gets to 5 before Jack and Jon start to sit up while staring directly at each other. While this is going on, Wheeler Yuta emerges from the crowd while reaching into his pocket and casually sliding a set of brass knuckles into the ring, conveniently within the reach of both Jon and Jack. Jack gets to the brass knuckles first, placing it on his hand and then looking at his hand for what feels like an eternity. Jack sighs and removes the foreign object, tossing it away as Jon uses the moment of distraction to drop Jack with a Paradigm Shift that gets 2.9. During the count, Matt Folz runs down the ramp and wallops Wheeler with a running shoulder tackle and then twists him into an ankle lock on the outside that has Wheeler tapping in seconds although neither are actually able to factor in the decision. In the chaos, Alexander delivers a Hangman’s Neckbreaker on Claudio and heads to the ropes to deliver a BEST FIRESAULT EVAR (!!!???) on Claudio that gets 2.9. Jon dumps Alexander to the outside before Jack does the same to Jon. Claudio keeps Jack in the ring and tries a German Suplex, but Jack reverses and locks in a cobra clutch. As Claudio starts to weaken, Jack is able to straddle Claudio to cinch in a Jiendo. With Alexander having disposed of Jon, he stares down Matt before throwing a right cross that Jack notices, causing him to break the Jiendo on Claudio. Jack confronts Alexander as Matt shakes the cobwebs. Alexander says nothing, but gestures as if he’s leaving before Jon clips Jack’s leg and causes him to tumble into Alexander. Alexander gets up and begins to walk away from Jack – and all of OOWF – until Claudio drops down and starts a brawl. Matt comes to and pulls Jon off of Moose, only for Wheeler to jump in from behind and trigger a wild brawl between cornermen. Everyone is fighting, including some of the fans before Alexander and Claudio head back to the ring. Claudio gains the advantage and tries to put Alexander in position for a Ricola Bomb, but Alexander slips out, strikes Claudio in the throat before hoisting him position for a Darling Driver that gets 2.9. Alexander can’t believe that he didn’t get 3, starting an argument with Remsburg before Claudio spins Alexander around, boots him in the gut and connects on a Neutralizer that gets 2.9. Now it’s Claudio that cannot believe that Alexander has kicked out. Meanwhile, Jack and Jon’s brawl gets them back in the ring where Jack has the wherewithal to shove Jon into Claudio, causing them to bump heads. Claudio falls as Jon stumbles into Jack, who lifts him in position for GTSF with Alexander dashing in to grab Jon’s legs and turn it into a spike GTSF. Alexander falls on a downed Claudio while Moose covers - and gets 3 - on Jon. Your winners, (pinfall - 42:48), Jack Quinn and Alexander Darling! OOWF wins the series 4-3. As Jack rolls off, the bulk of OOWF combatants and Firewoman rush the ring in celebration. Alexander, who seemingly wants no part in the pleasantries, brushes past Firewoman and exits while Matt, Cali Quinn and eventually Firewoman check on an exhausted Jack. The remaining OOWF talent continues celebrating as Russ is losing his mind at the OOWF commentary table. RUSS: “OOWF IS BACK! WE WILL SEE YOU ON MARCH 25 FOR THE DEBUT OF OOWF SATURDAY SLAM!” The feed fades out with Jack looking around for his partner while other cameras follow Alexander out of the building and into his waiting SUV.
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Singles – Face • Diego “Pop” Roxton: This Bahamian striker can throw hands, elbows, knees and feet with the best, and has taken a few belts along the way during his illustrious career in the Caribbean. Once thought to be the next breakaway star from the islands, “Pop” felt content to stay home until an opportunity arose to give it one solid go in the U.S. • Sandra Fallon: Happy-go-lucky beach denizen. The type of girl that you can bring home to meet your parents, but is also the last person you’d want to anger unless you want a sand-covered boot to the face. Has held a title or two before when working weekend shows on the West Coast, but she’s yet to compete in a jungle quite like OOWF. • Katie Bardoor: A farm-grown brawler with an aw-shucks attitude and a left hook that will make a dentist rich. Katie is at home in a pier-six brawl, but can hold her own in a technical showcase if the situation arises. • Pork: An affable big man, Pork’s best days in the ring are behind him, but he’s not above gathering a few big paydays in OOWF. Despite his name and large, bulbous frame, Pork is a devout vegan and sees all animals as friends. Singles - Heels • Nuke: A loud-mouthed, punk-influenced kid from the streets of an affluent Minneapolis suburb, Nuke (real name Reese Jennings) will use any means available to him to win a match, gleefully putting his own body at risk if it means that it will inflict more punishment on his opponent. A loner with a cause only for himself, tagging with Nuke will usually result in disaster at the first instance of miscommunication. • Sean Franklin: Former collegiate wrestler; not a good one, but he got a scholarship to wrestle at North Carolina State and he’ll never shut up about that fact. Uses grappling abilities to bully and punish more than gain an advantage. A quick temper gets him easily flustered when he seemingly has a match in hand. • Ona Jones: A throwback to the times where hair pulling and eye gouging were as much a part of women’s wrestling as hair pulling and eye gouging. While Ona doesn’t have a diverse set of moves, the ones she chooses to know are quite effective. • Pete Quick: A con-artist’s soul in a wrestler’s body. No low is too low for Pete if it means getting his way. While his mannerisms and attitude should usually result in a different alignment, his actions tell a much different story while revealing his true colors. Tag Teams - Tweener • The Woodsmen - Hunter and Dakota: A resourceful pair that can survive the harshest conditions and take down the greatest of beasts. Calculated precision is the calling card of this pair when things are going well, but they’ve been on different pages through most of their time as a team thanks to Dakota’s desire to go too far to prove his worth. • Battling Baristas – Brynn and Tara: While neither are all that concerned with getting your name right, both will promptly hand you a venti double mocha L with plenty of froth if you underestimate them. Tandem offense, with Brynn serving as the high flyer, is a staple on their menu board. • The One-Notes – Carrie and Harper: Sure these ladies can grapple, but can they sing? No. Not a lick. That fact doesn’t stop them from trying, however. Carrie is the classically trained mat technician and Harper is the knockout specialist. Just don’t book them to sing you to or from the ring.
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<Jack and 13 pull into Bryson City and park the car at the first available spot. They get out and walk down Everett Street discussing the new building as they cross the bridge. Town is quiet, most of the tourists are gone, so it's mostly just locals. They get to the local pizza place, Anthony's, and surprisingly, there is a 30 minute wait. They grab drinks and head out to the porch. A few people stop and say hi, but most just nod and keep on their way>
13: Did you ever think THIS is where you would just blend right in? J: I never thought I would ever have a place to just blend right in, I never considered the OOWF ending, and.....well, you know the rest 13: <really looking at Jack> Babe, you look like shit. Are you still not sleeping? J: Not very well. Every time I dream, it just keeps getting worse. 13: Is it Patrick again? J: No, this is worse, it's......I am not sure how to.... <Just then a gaggle of out of town dude bros come by being the kind of loud and obnoxious that only wealthy entitled kids can be when on vacation spending their parents money.> <I do not speak their language> DB1: DUDE! THIS PLACE LOOKS COOL! WE SHOULD GO HERE DUDE! DB2: LOOK ITS CALLED DERAILED! AND IT'S NEXT TO A TRAIN TRACK! THATS TOTES BONKS! DB1: AND, LIKE, WHEN YOU GET DRUNK YOU'RE DERAILED, LIKE OFF THE TRACKS AND SHIT DB3: DUDE THAT IS DO FUCKING DOPE! DB4: CAN I VAPE IN THERE? NO? THAT'S NOT COOL MAN DB3: <pointing to Jack> OH MY GOD BROS! LOOK WHO THAT IS! DUDES! DB1: No DB2: No DB4: No dude. DB3: THAT IS MOOSEHEAD JACK! DB1: Cool, We're gonna jet and get the pool table bro DB3: <turning to Jack> DUDE!!! YOU'RE MOOSEHEAD JACK! YOU'RE THE MOST EVIL DUDE EVER! MAN REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU TRIED TO KILL CRETE? OR THAT TIME YOU STABBED THAT GUY THE FIRST NIGHT!!! J: Yeah, man, hey, glad you're a fan <the Dude Bro doesn't take the clue though and keeps talking. A dark look crosses Jack's face and his hand slowly starts inching down his leg toward his foot. We see 13 glance that way then back at the Dude Bro> Hostess: QUINN <13 quickly excuses she and Jack and they head inside. The Dude Bro stands there for a moment and considers following, then something makes him stop suddenly and head off to find the other dudebros> Time passes <13 and Jack are in the car heading home> 13: You wanna tell me what that was about tonight? Jack: That guy? He was.......annyoning 13: He was. I was talking about you Jack: What? 13: What were you reaching for? Jack: What are you talking about? 13: You were reaching down toward your boot Jack: I'm not wearing boots! 13: I KNOW <Jack takes a minute to process this, then looks horrified> Jack: Oh god. <fade>
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Whatever works for you!
I just saw a clip of Dexter Loomis. Why do I feel he would have fit perfectly into the OOWF? Also, at some point, let's schedule a chat so we can all catch up.
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Apr 14, 2020 17:19:30 GMT -5 @fifthhorseman said: I didn't want to hijack the whole thread, but a few of us are writing a different form of wrestling fanfic here: madstepdad.proboards.com/This looks...intriguing....
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<we cut to the Asheville Civic center, where a ring is set up, just in case the card had happened, but the arena is empty. Moose steps into the ring and stands in the center, with a spotlight on him. He looks out over the empty seats, and we hear the echoes of the past>
Rest.........in...........fleeeeeeece IF you know what I mean, AND I think you do! Russ: GOOD GAWD THIS IS TOO MUCH! MOOSE AND FIRE ARE TRYING TO KILL ONE ANOTHER! WINNER and NEEEEWWWWWWWW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION........ Born in iniquity...... DOUUUUUGHAWK! We ARE the measuring sticks of the OOWF <as the sounds slowly fade into the background, we see Moose sigh heavily, he reaches down and unlaces his boots and pulls them off, leaving the scalpel, then takes off his Saints of Sinners t-shirt and drapes it over his boots. Jack leaves the ring and heads to the back as the spotlight focuses on his gear. As Moose gets to the exit, he walks outside and Eco is standing there looking sad> Eco: Jack........I don't really have the words MHJ: I know Juni Eco: I didn't think it would end like this MHJ: None of us did <Eco starts to say something, but his voice catches and instead he just holds out his hand, Moose shakes it and the two part ways. We see Eco lock up the arena while Moose heads to the car. He climbs into the passenger seat, 13 is behind the wheel> 13: Where to? MHJ: Wherever the road takes us <the Mustang tears out of the Asheville Civic Center parking lot and speeds off into the dark of the mountain night...........and we fade.>
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I am in the camp that wants it to keep going. I can't tell you how much this outlet has meant to me throughout some amazing ups and downs.
However, I am not in the position to take over the admin stuff (although I can still write matches on Saturdays), so... i defer to the masses. you guys are all awesome. i'm so glad i joined.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (No. 930) – Fire’s Choice
Live! From Akita, Japan Aug. 7, 2019 The show opens with Carl From Fresno standing atop the OOWF ramp. Before he can address fans in Akita, Firewoman rushes the stage and grabs the microphone from Carl’s hand. Firewoman (panting): “I figured it out! I know who The Benefactor is. I really thought this would be harder to solve, but I’ve figured it out! Carl, I honestly thought better of you than to associate with …” The microphone cuts out and the camera feed cuts away from Firewoman’s face so no lip readers can catch on to her guess as OOWF Security grabs Firewoman and carry her kicking and screaming toward the backstage area. Carl, with a look of mortified fear on his face, picks up the microphone and taps it until he hears sound. Carl: “Anyway … The Benefactor told me to welcome you back to OOWF. We’re not going to bore you with a long speech, but we do appreciate you attending on such short notice. As you saw, Firewoman will have a chance to win all three championships tonight. But we’ve got a helluva card to get through before that all happens.” John Law and Kieran Bourne vs. Los Defenestrators • Kieran starts against El Ecosistema, with neither gaining much in the way of an advantage, standing off a few times before Ecosistema tags in El Voltaje • Kieran and Voltaje fight over a wristlock, with Kieran running atop the ropes before a deep arm drag sends Voltaje sliding across the mat • Voltaje offers Kieran a handshake out of respect, which Kieran reluctantly accepts and uses to leverage his way into a side headlock • Kieran works the headlock while also tagging in John, who hammers away at the masked grappler • John blisters Voltaje with a series of chops, before raking the covered eyes of Voltaje • Voltaje feigns injury to his eyes as referee Mel Creech passively chides John for the dirty act • Ecosistema tags himself in, out of Creech’s sight, but he’s not going to enforce something silly like that • With John going toward Voltaje, Ecosistema plasters John with a flying forearm that gets 1 • John tries to roll away toward a tag, but is caught by Ecosistema, who knees him in the stomach and delivers a Rocker Dropper that gets 1 • Ecosistema tries to lock John in a surfboard, but cannot maneuver the bulky legs of the former officer, instead opting to stomp John’s left knee into the mat • Ecosistema and Voltaje alternate the work on John’s leg, each trying grapevine submissions to no avail • With Voltaje ascending the turnbuckles, John pulls Ecosistema into the path of Voltaje’s elbow drop attempt before limping toward his corner • Kieran comes in a house of fire, delivering rights and a few crescent kicks to anything “Mexican” with a mask • John rejoins the fray as all four men brawl with John and Kieran working their opposition into opposing corners • Both Irish whip attempts get reversed as John and Kieran collide with Kieran getting the worst of the collision • Ecosistema rolls up Kieran and grabs a heaping helping of tights to get the flash pin Winners (rollup, 8:45) Los Defenestrators. Postmatch: John berates Kieran over the loss, getting a punch blocked before eating a few fists from Kieran. The two battle around the ring and up the ramp as Los Defenestrators grab popcorn from a fan and enjoy the proceedings. The Darling Twins vs. Banned From Everywhere • Alexander Darlin and Justin Sane start for their respective teams with Alexander delivering a spine buster to a charging Justin • Alexander hammers away at Justin, taunting him to the point that he had yet to remove his entrance gear while still dominating him • Alexander tags in Alexis, who Justin immediately tries to kiss • Alexis lays out Justin with a right cross as Awesome Bill laughs at the rejection • Repulsed at the idea of touching Justin, Alexis commands Alexander to send Justin to his corner so Awesome Bill can tag in • Alexis tries to catch Awesome Bill off guard with a few aerial moves, but Bill catches a crossbody and turns that into a quick power slam and 2 from Angelo Barros • Awesome Bill escorts Alexis back to her corner, opting to battle Alexander instead • Alexander tags in and eats a right hand to the jaw • Awesome Bill whips a staggered Alexander into the ropes and catches him with a power slam as well. That one gets 1.5 • Awesome Bill and Justin work over Alexander, as Alexis gets a few fans to rally behind Alexander, despite Akita being a Banned From Everywhere town • With Awesome Bill hoisting Alexander into a torture rack, Justin climbs the turnbuckles • A crazed look gets into Justin’s face as he yells DOUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWK! • The lights go out as a series of gongs can be heard along with Godzilla’s roar and the coin sound from Super Mario Bros … When the lights turn back on former Dramatic Dream Team child wrestler President Ramu is chokeslamming Justin, having already laid waste to Awesome Bill. • Ramu commands Alexander to pin Justin, Alexander sneers but takes the easy win all the same • Barros counts off 3 Winner (Ramuference, 9:21) The Darling Twins. Postmatch: Justin sits up, perplexed that child just manhandled him. Ramu hits a Shining Wizard on Justin and pins him ceremonially as Barros is intimidated into making the non-official count. Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox vs. Sebastian Davis vs. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet • Shizuru-Mune enters to a hero’s welcome in his home nation, but the joy is short-lived as Sebastian brains him with a cowbell on the ramp • Playing tribute to another Texan that made quite a career in Japan, Sebastian lariats Shizuru-Mune into the stands, effectively eliminating him from the match before it starts • Jack runs down to the ring and opens a hellacious brawl with Sebastian, as the two beat each other from pillar to post • Davis Hightower tries to separate the two men, but Jack is not going to let the attack of his sometimes ally stand • Shizuru-Mune gathers himself and a kendo stick, swinging for the fences on Sebastian; incidentally catching a bit of Jack • Jack stares at Shizuru-Mune and nods in approval before Sebastian clubs Jack from behind with the cowbell • Jack grabs a chair while on the ground, giving all three men weapons as they stand off • Hightower has long since thrown this match out Referee’s decision (no contest, :00). Postmatch: The brawl continues with Jack and Shizuru-Mune eventually overwhelming Sebastian, who heads to higher ground, allowing Shizuru-Mune to stand tall in his home nation with Jack graciously stepping out of the spotlight. OOWF Tag-Team Championship: The Frenemies (c) vs. Moosehead Jack and Matt Folz • After the bell rings, but before the match starts, Gavin “Junior” Hale rushes to the ring and whispers into Moose’s ear. He taps Matt on the shoulder and they rush to the back with no regard to the match at hand. Winner (countout :10) and still OOWG Tag-Team Champions, The Frenemies. Postmatch: The Saints of Sinners pair arrive in the back as Firewoman stands next to a whiteboard … Moose: “You have got to be fucking joking me! Junior told me that you were in danger.” Firewoman: “We’re all in danger. I know who The Benefactor is! If we can take him down before the reveal, we might have a chance at survival.” Matt: “You could have timed it better, though.” Firewoman: “Whatever ... The Benefactor is …” The feed cuts to a commercial to OOWF After Dark’s newest series: “Undercover with John Law,” and returns to the impending action. Triple Jeopardy Match – No. 1: Onslaught Championship – Mac Flasher (c) vs. Firewoman • Mac is standing in the ring as a crazed Firewoman is led to the ring, with a dry-erase marker in hand • Firewoman enters the ring and starts working on her theories on the canvas, marking it red in no time • Mac, with a worried look on his face, peers in to see Firewoman’s work, only to get jabbed in the eye with the marker • Mac immediately crumbles to the mat as Firewoman jabs his other eye, causing Mac to tap out in a non-submission attempt just to avoid fourth assault from office supplies Winner (submission - Sharpie to the eye, :45) and new OOWF Onslaught Champion, Firewoman. Postmatch: Firewoman continues working on figuring out The Benefactor while Mac is led out of the ring. Firewoman waves off the Onslaught Title, signifying that she’s going for more … Or just isn’t concerned with anything other than the mystery money man. Triple Jeopardy Match – No. 2: Intercontinental Championship – “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland (c) vs. Firewoman • Stacy just stares at Firewoman as she scrawls more notes on the canvas • An impatient Stacy, who just watched red marker ink get scrawled across her boots, grabs Firewoman by the hair and slaps her, snapping her from her Benefactor obsession • The two Saints of Sinners open up on each other with punches, slaps, chops and a few forearms as Mel Creech attempts to maintain order • Firewoman rakes Stacy’s eyes and hits a picture-perfect standing dropkick, sending the champion out of the ring • Firewoman follows Stacy out and delivers an axe handle from the apron, sending Stacy throat-first into the barricade • Stacy grabs her throat immediately and begins gasping for air • Firewoman shows concern for her fellow Saint, checking on her well-being only to have the Minnesotan grab the nearby ring bell and clock her with it • Firewoman falls to the mat as Stacy searches for a chair, only to get halted by Creech Winner (disqualification, 5:16) Firewoman. Postmatch: Stacy, having lost it, tries to inflict further damage on the dazed Firewoman as Carl From Fresno arrives on the ramp, with mic in hand. Carl: “Ladies and gentlemen, while Firewoman did not win the Intercontinental Championship, The Benefactor is willing to grant her the World Championship match against Beverly Cambridge … IF she can continue.” With Creech checking over Firewoman, she nods repetitively that she can continue, with Beverly Cambridge heading toward the ring. She bumps shoulders – and titles – with Stacy, prompting a quick stare down between the two champions. Triple Jeopardy Match – No. 3: World Championship – Beverly Cambridge (c) vs. Firewoman • Davis Hightower swaps in for Mel Creech as Beverly waits for the bell • Beverly gets that bell and makes sure that Firewoman can still compete • Firewoman waves the champion toward her, screeching that she can, in fact, go • Beverly gains early control over the woozy and bruised Firewoman, stretching her out on the mat with a series of discomforting submission tries • Firewoman isn’t going to tap to a half-crab, though, as she powers up and boots Beverly away with her free leg • Firewoman pops up and goes to town on Beverly, beating her down in the corner and screeching … Actually getting some Japanese fans to side with her • Firewoman peels Beverly from the corner and delivers a short-arm clothesline before planting her with a DDT • That gets 2 • Firewoman then stands Beverly up and knees her in the gut, before running the ropes and delivering a bulldog • That’s only part of the equation as Beverly gets to her knees and barely avoids a curb stomp, sweeping Firewoman’s legs from under her after the miss • Beverly attempts a La Magistral and gets 1 • The two stand off as Stacy runs to the ring with “Junior” Hale and pulls Hightower out as Hale starts whaling on the senior official • While Hale is hammering away at Hightower, Stacy rolls into the ring and is laid out by a superkick by Firewoman just as she was standing up • Mac Flasher rushes to ringside and tries to hold back Beverly, only to eat a back elbow and a Sole Food jawbreaker • Stacy and Firewoman brawl while Mac and Beverly square off as Jack Bullet, Moosehead Jack, Matt Folz, Zed, Kieran Bourne and Sebastian Davis pour out to instigate a chaotic brawl The match is completely broken now Referee’s decision (no contest, ~12:00). Postmatch: Carl From Fresno is back out with a mic and a message as he winces periodically. Carl: “The Benefactor is not happy with any of you! So I have the following message concerning tonight and this coming Wednesday. First, since there was no winner in the World Title match, The Benefactor is vacating all THREE singles championships effective immediately. Secondly, you 10 in the ring will be placed in random matches at MidWeek Mayhem with the five winners, gaining a spot in a five-person elimination match for the vacated World Championship at Hell on Earth, on the condition that none of you do anything to upset The Benefactor between now and Wednesday.” In closing …: Carl stands on the stage and peers toward a diverse set of reactions on the 10 wrestlers inside the ring as the feed fades out. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Hell on Earth 15!, Sept. 29 Live! From Asheville, North Carolina. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem on Sept. 4, LIVE! from Key West, Florida.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Twisted Thursday (No. 929)
Live! From Reno, Nevada Aug. 1, 2019 The show opens with General Manager Vic DeNiro atop the ramp with a lottery machine. VIC: “Reno. Welcome to a special Thursday edition of MidWeek Mayhem. What we have here tonight is 15 lottery balls, representing the 15 wrestlers in OOWF currently not holding a championship. Tonight, we will draw challengers for the OOWF Onslaught Championship, held by Mac Flasher; the OOWF Tag-Team Titles, held by The Frenemies; the OOWF Intercontinental Championship, possessed by ‘Black Magic’ Stacy Kirkland, and the OOWF World Championship, currently owned by Beverly Cambridge. And to the 10 wrestlers who are not drawn into a title match this evening, you will compete in a 10-person battle royal with the winner getting a title opportunity of his or her choosing next week in Akita, Japan. “Without further delay, it is time to draw tonight’s challengers, starting with the OOWF World Championship bout.” *VIC draws a ball from the hopper* VIC: “Challenging Beverly Cambridge for her OOWF World Championship will be … Zed!” *the Reno crowd pops with fervor as VIC draws a second ball from the hopper* VIC: “Now to the matter of the Intercontinental Championship. Facing Stacy Kirkland tonight will be … Sebastian Davis!” *VIC pulls two more balls from the hopper as the crowd jeers at the mention of SEBASTIAN* VIC: “The two challengers to The Frenemies will be … Justin Sane and Alexis Darling!” *both names get quite a pop with VIC pulling one more ball from the hopper* VIC: “And finally, in our opening match, which is next … Mac Flasher will put his OOWF Onslaught Championship on the line against … Moosehead Jack!” *the crowd hushes at the thought of MOOSE competing for the Onslaught Championship* VIC: “So, that means that tonight’s main event will feature “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Matt Folz, Firewoman, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, Alexander Darling, El Ecosistema, El Voltaje, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, John Law and Kieran Bourne. But before we get to that, I need an official in that ring, because Moosehead Jack and Mac Flasher are up next!” *VIC walks off stage with the feed now showing the empty ring* OOWF Onslaught Championship: Mac Flasher vs. Moosehead Jack “Scarecrow” howls through the arena as Moosehead Jack, in a singlet and headgear – while carrying a gym bag – makes his way to the ring. The sight is comical, but who is going to laugh at Moose, who still carries a fearsome snarl and a scowl that could shatter concrete. Moose rolls into the ring and shakes the hand of OOWF Official Angelo Barros before limbering up with some stretches. Russ: “For not knowing that he had THIS match even 5 minutes ago, Moosehead Jack is certainly looking the part of someone ready to compete for the Onslaught Championship.” Razz: “It’s Moose. Something is up. Never take this man at face value.” “Legend Has It” draws out Mac Flasher, who is a bit concerned about facing Moose, even if he’s geared up for an old-fashioned grappling exhibition. Mac slowly walks to ringside and slides under the bottom rope before standing up to see Moose staring him at eye level. Barros calls for the men to shake hands before hoisting the championship high and calling for the bell. Moose stands and smiles at Mac, making the champ feel incredibly uneasy. Finally, Mac shoves Moose to the mat, only for the challenger to kip up and continue smiling at Mac. Mac shoves Moose again, with Moose popping up with the same grin on his face. Mac looks around before trying a right that Moose catches and leverages to the mat with an armbar keeping Mac on the mat. Moose then grabs Mac and tosses him to the mat with a deadlift suplex. Moose shoots the half and gets 1. Mac scrambles to his feet and boots Moose in the gut before hammering away on the challenger, getting him to a knee before a step-back Shining Wizard knocks him silly. Mac tries the cover and gets 2 before Moose grabs a nearby rope. Moosehead Jack has used his first rope break. Moose stands up first and waits on Mac, who is fearing the worst, gets to a vertical base slowly as Moose politely waits. Moose requests a test of strength which Mac obliges after a rake of the eyes, dropping Moose to a knee. Mac then applies the test-of-strength squeeze while also booting away at Moose’s torso. Mac is able to work Moose onto his back where a cover gets 1 before Moose bridges out. Russ: “Well, nobody ever said that Moose couldn’t wrestle. But I think this is even a shock to those who have been following OOWF since Day 1.” Razz: “Something is up. Moose is never in his right mind. Mac could be in trouble." As Moose turns around, he spins right into a superkick from Mac that sends him sliding to a corner. Moose, positions himself under the ropes as Mac pursues, getting Barros to step in between. Moosehead Jack has used his second rope break. With Mac and Barros taking a stroll away from the corner, Moose reaches into his gym bag to produce a bottle of Trust Me. Moose hides it behind his back as Mac approaches, walloping him with it and laughing as Barros calls for the bell. Your winner (disqualification, 7:34), and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION, Mac Flasher! Many fans actually cheer as Mac lay unconscious in a pool of glass and whiskey. Moose produces another bottle and takes a swig before pouring the rest on Mac. OOWF Tag-Team Championship: The Frenemies vs. Justin Sane and Alexis Darling With all four combatants in the ring, Bridget O’Malley steps forward for The Frenemies while Justin Sane insists on starting for the patchwork challengers. As Mel Creech calls for the bell, Justin leans in to Alexis Darling and requests a good-luck kiss. Alexis decks Justin, spinning the dazed Marylander right into a belly-to-belly suplex from Bridget. Alexis drops off the apron while Bridget tags Kylie Mignolio in. Kylie takes to the top turnbuckle and hits a Shooting Star Press on a prone Justin, getting an academic 3 from Creech. Your winners (pinfall, 1:01), and STILL OOWF TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS, The Frenemies! The champs assist Justin to his feet as Alexis, who is still grossly insulted at Justin’s forward request, continues to the back. OOWF Intercontinental Championship: “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland vs. Sebastian Davis “Glory” plays out Sebastian Davis, who is halfway to ringside when Matt Folz emerges from the back and ambushes the Texan. The two brawl around ringside and into the stands with both landing heavy shots on the other while showing the effects of Sunday’s bout. With the action atop the ramp, Matt works ahead with a few jabs to the torso before deliver an Angle Slam to Sebastian that takes him off the ramp and crashing through a stack of pallets. OOWF Medical rushes to Sebastian’s aid as “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland heads to ringside. With Davis Hightower in the ring, Stacy demands that she be awarded the match by forfeit. As Hightower argues, Gavin “Junior” Hale rushes to ringside, and speaks to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee. Ladies and gentlemen, referee “Junior” Hale has informed me that “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland has won this match by forfeit due to Sebastian Davis being unable to make it to the ring, therefore she retains the OOWF Intercontinental Championship. Hightower drops to ringside and gets in Hale’s face, pointing to the senior official badge on his shirt. Hale pays him no mind as he walks away. Hightower pulls him back, only for Hale to spin and deliver a right cross to Hightower, who stumbles back a few steps. With Hightower furious, Stacy drops to the outside to protect her personal official, hissing at Hightower before the happy couple departs. OOWF World Championship: Beverly Cambridge vs. Zed The Reverend BRICK~! stands by himself in the ring as a single spotlight showers him. BRICK~!: “Tonight, the OOWF World Championship returns to its rightful owner, almost two years after it was stolen from him. While Beverly Cambridge is a fine wrestler and a worthy title holder, she will be no match for Zed here in Reno. Zed has been training for this bout since the day his championship was stolen by Ghosthead with the help of one Junichiro ‘Ecosystem’ Muyo. In fact, Zed has a new finisher already lined up for Beverly that we worked on the second that he discovered he’d be challenging for the title. Gentlemen in the back, if you could roll that footage …” The feed shows Zed in an auxiliary ring in the OOWF Arena with a practice dummy on the mat. BRICK~!: “I want three rotations on this, Zed! Three rotations equals a three count!” ZED: “Reverend, two is basically the max for The Answer on this unless gravity suddenly lessens its pull on Earth.” BRICK~!: “Back to the top.” Zed climbs to the top and obliges, getting about 2.75 rotations before crashing to the mat, buckling his already tender knee in the process as the footage stops and the feed returns to Rev. BRICK~!. BRICK~!: “So, without further delay, I give you THE NEXT OOWF WORLD CHAMPION. THE CHAMPION OF THE GOD COMPLEX … ZED!” Zed emerges from the back in a knee brace and supporting himself on crutches with a scowl on his face. As Zed slowly walks to ringside, OOWF official Misato Misawa tries to stop him from entering the ring. Zed brushes past him and climbs into the ring, still on crutches as Rev. BRICK~! tries to get a chant going for his charge. “Cut the Cord” interrupts as an obviously concerned Beverly Cambridge walks toward the ring. She walks to the ring and heads over to Zed, pleading with him to not take this match, noting that she’ll honor the challenge on another night. Rev. BRICK~! accepts no such thing and urges Misawa to call for the bell. He does. Beverly sighs while Zed still supports himself on the crutches. Misawa commands Zed to dispose of the metal objects. Zed does and immediately falls to the mat … With a look of absolute disdain toward Rev. BRICK~!, Zed slaps the mat five times as Misawa looks inquisitively looks toward Zed, who nods his head up and down. Misawa calls for the bell. Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF Official Misato Misawa has accepted the submission of Zed, therefore, your winner (1:01) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Beverly Cambridge! Rev. BRICK~! tries to help Zed to his feet, only to get shoved aside. As the good reverend seeks answers, Zed grabs his crutches and walks away with the help of Beverly, who is still stressing that she’ll give him another go when he’s healthy. 10-Person Battle Royal: “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Matt Folz, Firewoman, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, Alexander Darling, El Ecosistema, El Voltaje, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, John Law and Kieran Bourne. With all 10 wrestlers in the ring, the bells sounds with not much excitement until Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox tries to saddle up on John Law. After a few punches to the top of John’s head, Shizuru is nonchalantly dumped to the outside by the former police officer, eliminating him in short order. John stands at the ropes and taunts Shizuru, not seeing the Japanese Redneck’s running buddy Awesome Bill From Dawsonville running from behind to deliver a stiff lariat to John’s neck, sending him tumbling to the outside. The battle royal begins in earnest as Los Defenestrators team up to put Awesome Bill over the top and onto the apron, after fighting off the masked wrestlers, its Firewoman, who barrels in with a shotgun dropkick to the mush of her former protege, dropping him to the outside. El Ecosistema hugs Firewoman, who hip tosses him over the ropes and sweeps his leg while he’s standing on the apron, dropping him to the mat. El Voltaje takes umbrage at Firewoman’s actions while on the other side of the ring, Kieran Bourne is going toe to toe with “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, stumbling the veteran with a discus forearm. With Kieran charging the wounded Jack, he’s victimized by a back body drop that crashes him to the outside. As El Voltaje gains the upper hand on Firewoman, Matt Folz comes to the aid of his fellow Saints of Sinners running buddy, helping Firewoman dump El Voltaje over the top. With the field down to four, Alexander Darling finally drops down from his perch atop the turnbuckles as he pairs off with Matt as Firewoman eyes up Jack. Before much happens, a bandaged Sebastian Davis, with clangy pole and chair in hand, runs into the ring and destroys Matt and Jack, individually, swinging the pole enough to keep Alexander and Firewoman at a safe distance. Sebastian bloodies Matt before dumping him over the top. He then brains Jack with a chair, causing him to fall over the top. The one-man wrecking crew keeps the heat on both men, until security and officials arrive to break up the scene. While the eliminations are not valid, neither man can continue, forfeiting their chances at victory in this bout. All the while, Firewoman and Alexander stare each other down as both review a lifetime’s worth of memories in their minds during the staredown. The two snap out of it with Alexander trying to wrestle Firewoman into a corner. Firewoman is having none of that and peppers her former husband with a series of lefts and rights, staggering him. As Firewoman tries to break away to run the ropes, Alexander gets a quick jab to the gut, and runs toward the same rope. As Alexander leans into the cables, the top one snaps with Alexander falling immediately out of the ring. He scramble back in, but is halted by the officials at ringside, since he technically did fall over the top rope. Alexander is furious. Firewoman is stunned, but … Your winner of the battle royal (10:45) and the recipient of a title match NEXT WEEK on MidWeek Mayhem, Firewoman! All five titleholders emerge with their championships in hand as Firewoman has a mic in her hand. Just as she’s about to speak … THE TAPE MACHINES ARE ROLLING. WE GOTTA GO! TUNE IN TO OOWF.TV, FREE FOR ONLY $6.66 PER MONTH FOR FIRE’S DECISION! Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Judgment Eve 11!, August 28 Live! From Tokyo. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem on Aug. 7, LIVE! from Akita, Japan. For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at to chat about the OOWF? Join our facebook chat group.
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OOC: Posted in the wrong thread because I'm a moron.
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(OOC: initially posted the card in the wrong thread)
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MidWeek Mayhem (No. 927)
Yakima, Washington July 24, 2019 Joe (From Montana) vs. Mac Flasher Joe (From Montana) advances to the middle of the ring as if in a trance as Mac Flasher backs up being a little cautious. Joe raises both of his arms and Flasher stops. He walks up, right to Joe in his face, and pushes him back. Joe still has no reaction and Flasher shakes his head. Flasher nods and gives Joe what he wants with a few hooks to the body. Joe braces for the blows and takes them. Flasher takes Joe down with a Biel Throw and Joe seems a bit surprised to be manhandled in this way but stays down. Flasher walks over to Joe then runs up and hits a Leg Drop then goes over to Joe to say something unintelligible in his face then hit some mounted punches. Flasher backs off as Joe puts his hands to his face. He slowly gets up but keeps his back to Flasher not moving. Flasher screams at Joe and when he turns around Flasher barrels into him with a shoulder block. Joe bounces back. Flasher hits another and Joe just absorbs the blow and steps back. Flasher bounces off the ropes again but this time drills Joe down with a strong Spear. Flasher looks down at a writhing Joe and picks him up. There is little resistance as Flasher picks Joe up and hits a Butterfly Suplex then pins. Joe remarkably kicks out at two. Flasher immediately gets on top of him and hits some mounted punches thinking that the match is on, but when he lets off Joe rolls out of the ring. Joe makes for the ramp, but Flasher is not having it. He stops Joe and rakes at his eyes discretely before throwing him back into the ring. Joe rolls back and stands only to get hit with a Powerful Clothesline that spins him inside out. Dropping down Mac gets the 1..2...3. Your winner (pinfall, 4:20), Mac Flasher! Postmatch: As Mac rises with intent to continue the beating of the youngster, he sees John Law strolling down the ramp. Mac slides out of the ring and asks why John is meddling in his business and gets a shove as the answer. Mac rebounds and tackles John as neither man gets an edge during the brawl. Eight-Person Tag Match: The Saints of Sinners (Matt Folz, Moosehead Jack, “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland and Firewoman) vs. Banned From Everywhere, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox and Zed •With Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Justin Sane reuniting with old pal Zed and also maintaining the odd grouping with Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, the fan-favorites head to the ring ready for a brawl as they impatiently wait for The Saints of Sinners. •Matt Folz, Moosehead Jack, “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland and Firewoman don’t keep the faces waiting long as they rush the ring from the crowd and trigger an ambush attack, that is quickly foiled by the determined southern crew (and Shizuru) as they clean house with Justin threatening a DOOOUUUUUUGGGGGHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKKK! •Once order is restored, Zed and Matt Folz pair off as the legal men. •Zed keeps up with Matt’s wrestling prowess, but takes an elbow under the jaw to put Matt ahead and allow him to send the North Carolinian into The Saints of Sinners’ corner. •A four-way beatdown is halted by Gavin “Junior” Hale, who draws the ire of Stacy and quickly cowers. •Zed is still able to crawl away and tag in Awesome Bill, who has a clothesline ready for Matt and a shoulder block lined up for an inattentive Moose as he’s sent to the barricade. •Firewoman checks on her brother as Justin runs across the apron and delivers a running senton onto the Quinns. •Stacy is still berating Hale as Shizuru dashes across the ring and pops her with an uppercut. •Hale is checking on Stacy, taking his eyes away from the ring long enough for Sebastian Davis to charge in with his clangy pole and deliver a few shots across Matt’s back before a Beach in Wheat (OK, I googled craft breweries in Corpus Christi and found a fun name for one of the brews at Lazy Beach) legsweep to Matt before pasting Awesome Bill, Shizuru and Zed for funsies. •Justin rushes in the ring and calls Hale inside. •Hale rolls in and counts the 3 just as Stacy grabs his ankle to pull him out. Your winners (pinfall, 9:16), the team of Banned From Everywhere, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox and Zed! Postmatch: Stacy slaps Hale, who asks for more as the Quinns rush inside to tend to Matt as Justin rallies his team outside. All while Sebastian stands atop the ramp with clangy pole and microphone in hand. Sebastian: “Matt! You have until Sunday to get your affairs in order. Kiss your wife on the cheek. Make nice with whomever you need to make nice with. Because on Sunday, in Salem, Oregon at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11, The Hurricane is coming. And your worries won’t be about being the last man standing, they’ll be strictly on the old man surviving. And that is a GUAR-an-tee! Best of-7 Series – Match 7: Take II: The Frenemies vs. The Darling Twins Once more, with extra feelings, we see the Frenemies and the Darlings come together to put this one away. We start off with some quick tags back and forth and it's again a clinic that starts off as super technical, but as each side grows frustrated, the teeth start to come out. Alexander whips Bridget in the corner and tags in Alexis. Alexis leaps over the ropes and whips Bridget across the ring. Bridget comes out strong, but Alexis goes low, lifting her up, and Alex hits a lung blower. The referee shoos Alex out, and Alexis scrambles over for the pin, but Bridget kicks out. Bridget scrambles over to tag in Kylie, who springboards over the ropes and catches Alexis is in a Tornado DDT. Quick pin, but Alexis gets a shoulder up. Kylie pulls Alexis up by their hair and drags her over to the corner, applying some quick chops (Woooo!). Kylie whips Alexis to the far corner, but Alexis reverses into the Bitch Killer~! She makes the pin, one, two...NO~! It's broken up by Bridget. Alexis tags Alex in while Bridget gets shooed out. Kylie recovers and catches Alex flat-footed with a Chick Kick. Alex hits the mat and Kylie hits the turnbuckle...MOONSAULT~! in to a pin that is broken up by Alexis. Now it's Alexis' turn to be shooed out. Kylie tags in Bridget who gets caught in the DARLING DRIVER~!. Alex goes for the pin, but now Kylie breaks it up. Alex complains to the referee as Bridget recovers. Alex attacks and Bridget takes him over for German Suplex and holds him there for the pin, one, two...THREE~! The referee raises Bridget’s hand but Victor DeNiro appears at the top of the ramp and calls for the replay. On the replay, Beverly didn't get her shoulders up during the pin, so we have another tie! Ladies and gentlemen, after a review, it has been determined that both Alexander Darling and Bridget O’Malley had their shoulders down for the 3-count, meaning that the result of this match is a draw! Postmatch: As both teams show visual frustration, GM Vic DeNiro grabs a mic. Vic: “It’s clear that both The Frenemies and The Darling Twins are each deserving of the tag-team championship match that awaits as soon as the champions are in the ring, so it is my decision that BOTH The Frenemies and The Darling Twins will challenge Los Defenestrators next!" OOWF Tag-Team Championship Match: Los Defenestrators (c) vs. The Frenemies vs. The Darlings •A cloud of churro dust fills the ring, causing coughing fits in the ring and around ringside. •As the dust clears, all four challengers are covering their eyes as El Ecosystema and El Voltaje stand tall inside with a pane of glass at each corner. •Bridget O’Malley is the first to be tossed through the glass, falling between the ropes and on the outside. •Kylie Mignolio bounces off the glass on the first try before going through the second time. •Alexis Daring gets a headbutt in on Voltaje, but is grabbed by Ecosistema and defenestrated. •Alexander Darling fights off both men individually, but is overcome by the numbers game before getting tossed through the last pane of glass. •As Los Defenestrators celebrate in a pile of broken glass and churro dust, Bridget emerges with a steel chair as does Kylie as The Frenemies blast the champs with the furniture. •Alexis and Alexander recover and grab shards of glass with bad intentions in mind before OOWF Security pull the three teams apart. •GM Vic DeNiro returns with mic in hand. Vic: “Since we couldn’t determine a winner tonight. The six of you will settle this on Sunday at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11. And if Los Defenestrators pull any garbage like this again in Salem, Oregon, they will be stripped of their OOWF Tag-Team Championships. Frenemies. Darlings. This will be your last shot at the titles as long as Los Defenestrators hold the titles. Any shenanigans on your part may keep you out of the championship picture for a long time.” Beverly Cambridge and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet vs. Kieran Bourne and Sebastian Davis •Kieran Bourne comes out first, brooding as always and quickly is overshadowed by Sebastian Davis as his music hits. •The braggadocios Texan is still feeling his oats after his attack earlier in the show. •”Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet comes out to a loud ovation. •As Jack stands at the bottom of the ramp, OOWF World Champion Beverly Cambridge comes out to an ovation just as loud as Jack’s as the two briefly discuss strategy before entering the ring. •Jack, to Beverly’s behest, starts for his team as Sebastian initially steps in before deferring to Kieran. •Jack’s delivers a series of rights out of a tie-up after Kieran attempted to rake the veteran’s eyes. •Jack brings Kieran to his team’s corner and delivers a knee lift and an uppercut before tagging Beverly, who hits a seated dropkick and a cannonball splash as Kieran slumps further down. •Kieran rolls out, but Jack is there to detour him back inside. •Kieran eats a roundhouse kick from the champ, that gets 1.5. •Beverly keeps Kieran on the mat with a wrist lock that actually gets a few pin attempts before Kieran is able to escape when he surges up with a headbutt. •Kieran tags in Sebastian, who hammers away at Beverly, pausing every so often to motion around his waist that Beverly’s championship should belong to him. •Sebastian delivers a Hurricane Slam that keeps Beverly down for 2. •A chin lock slows down the pacing a bit while Sebastian leans as much of his weight that he can on Beverly to wear her down. •Jack starts to pound the turnbuckle to rally fans behind the champion. •All of that noise is going on as Davis Hightower checks Beverly’s submission status. •Beverly says no by getting to a standing position and escaping momentarily before Sebastian grabs her hair and pulls her back down to the mat. •Kieran tags in and smiles at the downed – and stunned – Beverly. •Kieran picks Beverly up and suplexes her, getting 2 off the cover. •Kieran sizes Beverly up for a curbstomp, only to eat a spear from Jack. •Hightower escorts Jack to his corner as Sebastian and Kieran combine to hit a double slingshot suplex on Beverly. •With Beverly almost out, Kieran climbs to the top and hits Death From Above onto a prone Beverly. •Jack breaks up the count at 2.5. •Sebastian charges in and gets a right hand from Jack for his troubles that tangles him in the ropes. •Hightower is tending to Sebastian as Jack pulls in Kieran and drills him with a Silver Bullet DDT before pulling Beverly on top of KIeran. •Hightower untangles Sebastian, who falls to the outside. •Hightower sees the cover and counts 3. Your winners (pinfall, 15:06), the team of Beverly Cambridge and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet! Postmatch: Jack helps Beverly to her feet and raises her arm before Sebastian runs in from behind and clotheslines Jack into Beverly with the champion falling as Jack’s arm clocks her in the jaw. As Jack tries to help Beverly to her feet, she shoves him back and gets in his face as Jack tries to diffuse the situation. Sebastian takes another run, this time at Beverly from behind as Jack pushes her away to greet the Texan with a straight right hand. As Jack prepares to bring more of the fight to Sebastian, Beverly pops up and shoves Jack again, even angrier than before. Jack, at the end of his patience, brings the same argument intensity as Hightower tries to separate the two. While all of this is going on, Matt Folz runs down to ringside with a kendo stick helmet in hand to return an earlier favor to Sebastian as he heads for higher ground. Jack and Beverly, still nose to nose continue their argument as the feed fades out. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11!, July 28 Live! From Salem, Oregon. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem on July 31, LIVE! from Reno, Nevada. For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at to chat about the OOWF? Join our facebook chat group.
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Newcomer of the Year
Stacy Kirkland Kieran Bourne Sebastian Davis Return of the Year Beverly Cambridge Gimmick of the Year Stacy Kirkland's more than 1,000 Ironman Title defenses Voicemails from Carl from Fresno Storyline of Year Jack Bullet's descent into alcoholism and recovery The relationship between Stacy Kirkland and Junior Hale and Hale becoming an evil referee NPC of Year Junior Hale Carl from Fresno
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MidWeek Mayhem (No. 926)
Great Falls, Montana July 17, 2019 Los Defenestrators vs. The Draculs • After a brief flurry of offense from The Draculs, the OOWF Tag-Team Champions take full advantage with El Ecosistema isolating Vlad Dracul with El Voltaje working quick tags with his masked partner. • Vlad gets a momentary respite with an eye rake, but El Voltaje cuts off the tag try as El Ecosistema eliminates Tavian Dracul from the with a handful of churro dust and a good old “Mexican” right hand. • Vlad tries the eyes again but is kneed in the torso and falls prey to Tigres de Ouchies. • The pinfall – counted by Davis Hightower – is academic. Your winners (pinfall, 3:18), Los Defenestrators! Mac Flasher/Mystery Partner vs. Zed and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet • With Zed and Jack Bullet already in the ring, Mac Flasher makes his way down the aisle, sans partner. • Unfamiliar music hits as PHWF newcomer Joe (from Montana) makes his way to the ring. • Mac is not impressed and demands that he start the match for his team against Zed. • Mac and Zed chain wrestle to three standoffs, getting the requisite applause. • Mac, who goads Zed into a test of strength, gets ahead with an old-fashioned knee to the gut. • Mac takes Zed to his team’s corner and tags in Joe, who heads to the top turnbuckle to deliver an axehandle to Zed as Mac holds him. • Joe connects … On Mac. • With Zed making his way to tag in Jack, Mac is furious with Joe. • During their argument, Jack hits Joe with a dropkick from behind, sending the hometown boy into Mac. • Mac, now livid, gets up and leaves the ringside area as fans pelt him with half-consumed concessions. • Jack works over the rookie with a few tandem moves as Zed works the quick-tag game. • A Raise Up/Silver Bullet DDT combo ends Joe’s night Your winners (pinfall, 6:27), Zed and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet! Postmatch: The Reverend BRICK~! hugs Zed and eagerly shakes hands with Jack, who is still quite wary of the good reverend’s past. It’s eventually all smiles as Jack even helps Joe to his feet as the hometown fans applaud his game effort. Best-of-7 Series - Match 7: The Frenemies (3) vs. The Darling Twins (3) • Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley enter the ring with a high-energy sprint, showing no ill effects of the burden of having lost a two-match lead. • The Darlings – Alexander and Alexis – come down the aisle next, getting cheers, but paying little mind to them as they step inside the ring. • Mel Creech handles the prematch instructions before ringing the bell. Alexander and Bridget start for their respective teams. • Alexander wrestles Bridget to the mat, but misses a stomp as she rolls away and kips up. • The next tie-up sees Bridget control Alexander enough to work him in the corner, where Creech asks for a break. Bridget obliges by mockingly dusting off Alexander, getting her hands slapped away in the process. • A well-placed right hand from Alexander gets Bridget off balance, allowing Alexis the opportunity to tag in and hit a jaw-breaker on her knee for 2. • After kicking out, Bridget promptly rolls away and tags in Kylie, who springs off the top rope and into a hurricanrana that sends Alexis flying through the ropes. • Kylie follows with a suicide dive through the ropes that sends Alexis into the unforgiving barricade. • Kylie plays to the fans as Alexis shakes the cobwebs. The two trade a few blows before beating Creech’s count, which was at 8 when Alexis rolled back inside. • Kylie is waiting with a stomp and an elbow. Kylie rolls Alexis over to get 1.5. • Kylie tags in Bridget, who delivers a snap suplex and a belly-to-belly suplex to get 2. • Bridget stays on Alexis, working the lower back before trying to secure a Boston Crab, which Alexis easily escapes before the move is applied. • Alexis tags in Alexander, who eats a dropkick from Bridget as he’s between the ropes. Alexis protests the dropkick with a right hand to Bridget, as Kylie hops in to start a pier-six brawl, as Creech tries to maintain control. • Those attempts by the official are merely conceptual as the very familiar opponents aren’t letting up on this brawl. • As Alexander and Kylie takes things outside, both grab weapons – Alexander a chair, and Kylie a kendo stick – before reentering the ring. • Both swing and miss their respective weapons, but that’s all Creech needed to see as he calls for the bell. Ladies and gentlemen, the result of this match: A double disqualification (10:56). Postmatch: The teams stand off and exchange verbal barbs, with both reminding the other that they’ve been beaten three times already in this series as a “Next Week” chant fills the arena. Six-person tag: The Saints of Sinners (“Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland, Moosehead Jack and Matt Folz) vs. Banned From Everywhere and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox • The good old Southern boys and Shizuru surprise the Saints of Sinners with a triple dropkick as Matt Folz and Moosehead Jack fall to the outside with Stacy Kirkland remaining inside for Shizuru to hit a quick Eastbound and Down on her, getting 2.5 before Matt makes the save. • Justin Sane insists to stay in the ring against Stacy. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Shizuru inexplicably allow this to happen. • Justin gets a High-Risk Headlock on Stacy with the end result being a hangman’s neck breaker from Moose as he pops in and halts the proceedings mid-move. • The annoyed Saints all get their shots in on Justin, who takes a hellacious beating from all three Saints – often at the same time as Angelo Barros sure as hell ain’t getting in there to enforce the rules. • Moose and Matt put on a double-team clinic as Justin’s partners try to get the crowd behind the Marylander getting beaten in the Saints’ corner. • Justin wills himself up after a modified German suplex/neckbreaker combo gets no pin try from Matt as he just barks taunts at Sebastian Davis, who is not involved in this match. • Matt pulls a crawling Justin to the center of the ring and secures an ankle lock submission with Stacy and Moose cutting off Awesome Bill and Shizuru as Justin furiously taps the mat. Your winners (submission, 8:26), The Saints of Sinners! Postmatch: The Saints aren’t much for celebrating as they brutalize their now-fallen opponents with their trademark parade of finishers, first on Shizuru, then Awesome Bill and then Justin as Barros tries to wave help downward to ringside. Finally satisfied with their work as Banned From Everywhere and Shizuru lay broken on the mat, the Saints depart to a few cheers mixed in with vociferous jeers as OOWF Medical tend to the downed men inside. World Title Elimination Match: Beverly Cambridge (c) vs. Sebastian Davis vs. Firewoman • Firewoman tears into Sebastian Davis as Beverly Cambridge is content to let this happen. • Firewoman and Sebastian trade vicious punches with Firewoman shrieking with each punch she throws. Eventually she gets the advantage with a discus elbow to the jaw. • With Sebastian rolling out to get a break, Firewoman then turns to Beverly, who is very into the idea of this fight. • The two women put on a more technical display, broken up as Sebastian rolls in with lariats for anyone standing, breathing and in possession of red hair. • Sebastian tries to get Beverly up in a Spring Break Plunge, but Firewoman’s roll into Sebastian’s knee halts that attempt. • Firewoman works over Sebastian’s knee as Beverly takes a breather, again content to allow the two challengers to tire themselves out. A strategy praised by Razz on commentary. • Firewoman tries for a kneebar submission, but Sebastian is able to work himself free with a bit from his free leg to Firewoman’s temple. • Sebastian, showing the signs of Firewoman’s leg-based assault, hobbles over and drops an elbow across Firewoman’s torso. That gets 1.5 from Davis Hightower. • As Firewoman tries to stand up, Matt Folz starts a commotion with the fans as he appears on the top of the entrance ramp. Sebastian greets this with a middle finger and turns his attention to Firewoman, who secures the Texan in a secure small package, getting a stunning 3. Ladies and gentlemen, Sebastian Davis has been eliminated (pinfall, 9:28) • Sebastian is furious with almost everyone, protesting to Hightower, Beverly, cursing at a laughing Matt, who braces for Sebastian as he charges up the ramp to confront his heated rival before officials and yellow-shirted security break up the possible fight. • Back in the ring, Beverly and Firewoman trade the advantage with quick mat work and a few quick strikes that increase the pace of the match. • A DDT from Firewoman gives her the edge as Beverly sits up in a daze before falling back. • Firewoman picks Beverly up and whips her into the ropes with a hurricanrana waiting on the other end. The pinball attempt gets 2. • Another DDT lays Beverly on the mat with Firewoman eyeballing the turnbuckles. • The challenger climbs the ropes and turns around, setting up for the Best Firesault Evar!, landing on her feet as Beverly sees the danger and rolls away fast. • As Firewoman turns to Beverly, she takes a rising forearm from the champion, who then whips the staggered challenger into the ropes and greets her with a Pele kick on the other side. • A belly-to-belly suplex gets 2 as Firewoman drapes her leg over the bottom rope. • Beverly looks to the fans as Firewoman tries to shake the cobwebs loose. • Beverly tries to engage Firewoman as she lay under the bottom rope, but is cut off by Hightower. • This gives Firewoman the chance to recover and hit a springboard forearm that sends Beverly crashing to the outside. • Firewoman promptly gets the stunned Beverly back inside, motioning with hands around her waist that the World Title will soon be hers. • With Hightower conveniently checking on the champion as she staggers to her feet, Firewoman is stopped on her way into the ring by Sebastian, who hopped over the barricade with clangy pole in hand. • A LOUD shot from the pole drops Firewoman where she once stood. • Sebastian rolls Firewoman in the ring before exiting through the crowd. • Beverly, although very confused by Firewoman’s sudden change of consciousness, makes a cover and gets 3. Your winner (pinfall, 20:16) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Beverly Cambridge! Postmatch: Matt Folz cuts off Sebastian’s escape as the two brawl their way back to ringside. By this point the remaining Saints of Sinners are waiting in the ring with various weaponry (Moosehead Jack with Happy Deth Bat IV and Stacy Kirkland with the giant wooden cross from The God Complex). Sebastian tries to stand off with the clangy pole, but thinks better of the idea and rolls away while still verbally taunting the Saints. Moose tries to give chase but is held back by Matt as Stacy checks on a woozy Firewoman. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11!, July 28 Live! From Salem, Oregon. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem on July 24, LIVE! from Yakima, Washington. For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at to chat about the OOWF? Join our facebook chat group.
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MidWeek Mayhem (No. 925)
Minot, North Dakota July 10, 2019 Banned From Everywhere vs Keiran Bourne and Matty Alouette •Banned From Everywhere take the fight to their friendly foe (Matty Alouette) and their brooding foe (Kieran Bourne) •Justin and Matty turn in a chain-wrestling exhibition that even stuns Justin when he makes it to a stand-off with zero casualties •Justin gets the advantage with a High-Risk Headlock, but cannot capitalize as Matty falls close enough to his corner for Kieran to tag in •Kieran pounds away at Justin with an overwhelming array of quick strikes and just enough aerial offense to wow the crowd, but not sway many out of supporting Banned From Everywhere • Justin tries to reach his corner, but Kieran pulls him away and locks him in an STF that almost gets a submission before Awesome Bill From Dawsonville makes the save •Honorary BFE member Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox urges the crowd to rally Justin •Justin escapes and tries to make the tag, but Kieran stops the idea by clocking Awesome Bill off the apron before Justin can lunge to the corner •Matty and Kieran pull off some slick double-team moves as Awesome Bill returns to the apron, angry and ready for the tag •Matty misses a charge in the corner as Justin rolls away and makes the tag to an ornery Awesome Bill •Lariats for everyone as Awesome Bill powers through Matty and Kieran numerous times, focusing his attack on Matty, since he is still the legal man •Go Dawgs gets 2 as Kieran stomps Awesome Bill’s head just as Angelo Barros was about count 3 •Justin drills Kieran with a flying double knee to send him tumbling to the outside •Justin climbs to the top turnbuckle to get in position for Banned From Space •Awesome Bill’s aim is pure as Justin land perfectly on a prone Matty •Awesome Bill makes the cover as Kieran is cut off by Shizuru Your winner (pinfall, 5:47), Banned From Everywhere Six-Person Elimination Tag: The Saints of Sinners (Firewoman, Moosehead Jack, Matt Folz) vs Los Defenstrators and Sebastian Davis "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" plays and the Saints come down united as the crowd boos. They all stand in the middle of the ring and glare as their opponents make their way to the ring. Matt stands dead center in the ring and just glares at Davis while the other 4 get out of the ring. The bell rings and Davis and Folz immediately start exchanging right hands. Matt with an Irish Whip and he takes Davis over with a spinebuster. Matt with a Stun Gun and then tags out to Fire. Matt and Fire with a double brainbuster and a double elbow drop. Fire makes the tag back to Matt and he nails Davis with a lariat. The momentum takes them both over the top rope and they begin to brawl. Neither one is paying attention to the count as they brawl up the aisle. The referee reaches 10 and calls for the bell. Both Matt Folz and Sebastian Davis have been counted out. That doesn't seem to affect these two as they continue to brawl around. Sebastian with a low blow that doubles Matt over and then he grabs a Clangy Pole. Sebastian with a wild swing, Matt ducks and sweeps Sebastian's legs out from under him. Matt grabs the pole and nails Sebastian in the ribs. He looks to do serious damage before OOWF Security drags him away. Back in the ring Clan Quinn and Los Defenstrators have pretty much abandoned all pretense of a match and are just brawling. Moose catches El Voltaje coming off the top rope and nails him with a GTSF. El Voltaje has been eliminated. Moosehead Jack has been eliminated. Ecostemia pulls a still blinded Fire into the ring and 'pays tribute' to Ecosystem by hitting an ENF. Firewoman has been eliminated. Ecostemia is the sole survivor at 10:12 Best-of-7 Series – Match 6 : The Frenemies (3) vs. The Darling Twins (2) •Kylie Mignolio starts for The Frenemies while Alexis Darling takes the first crack for The Darling Twins •Kylie baffles Alexis with her speed, but is obliterated with a spinebuster with Kylie rolling away to tag in Bridget O’Malley •Bridget and Alexis trade the advantage through various acts of chain wrestling and a few stand-offs with fisticuffs •Alexander Darling tags in and initially overpowers Bridget, but is caught in a rear-naked choke that is broken when Alexander scrambles for the ropes •Alexander gets the edge on Bridget with an uppercut that sends the ginger Yinzer flying backwards •Alexander keeps on the attack with a series of knee strikes, another uppercut and a Michinoku Driver that gets 2 •Bridget tries to roll to the outside, but gets caught and pulled into a surfboard submission that is only broken when Alexander’s shoulders were counted down for 2 •The Darlings work a series of quick tags to keep Bridget isolated, Alexis’ springboard splash gets 2.5 with a Kylie save •The Darlings use that break-up and subsequent Kylie escort to hammer away at Bridget •Alexander is now legal, despite not tagging in. Mel Creech is not too bothered by this •Bridget gets a back elbow as Alexander was setting up for a German suplex to escape that predicament •Bridget pulls out of her kickpad that Alexander was holding on to as she gets the tag to Kylie •Kylie is a house of fire with a quick-strike attack on Alexander and a dropkick to Alexis that sends her out •Kylie tries to twist Alexander into a Sharpshooter getting a forearm from a returning Alexis just as Alexander was turned over •Bridget recovers enough to pair off with Alexis as the two tumble out •Kylie pulls Alexander into a small package and keeps him in it for 10 seconds but Creech is way too concerned about the Bridget-Alexis brawl on the outside •A frustrated Kylie breaks the pin and tries to get Creech to pay attention to the ring •Alexander craftily rolls Kylie up for a flash 3-count to tie the series at 3-all Your winners (pinfall, 13:21), The Darling Twins OOWF Onslaught Championship: Mac Flasher (c) vs. Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox •Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox doesn’t even wait for Mac Flasher to enter the ring, uncorking a Space Flying Tiger Drop on the champion before he even looked at his opponent •Mac, now furious, tears into the ring, only for Misato Misawa to hold him back and enforce the prematch handshake •Mac obliges but tries to pull Shizuru in for a short clothesline, but is eluded and dropkicked out of the ring •Shizuru follows with a baseball slide that hits Mac on the jaw •Shizuru, still doing the redneck thing, shouts out to the fans and gets a very positive response •Misawa’s count is up to 10 by the time that Mac returns to the ring •Shizuru gets in at 12 and gets a knee to the back of the head •Mac takes control with a series of knee strikes and a standing lariat that maybe shifted a few of Shizuru’s molars •Mac tries to whip Shizuru into the corner, but he falls two steps away from the turnbuckles •Mac arrogantly strides over to Shizuru, who possums him into a small package that gets 2 •Mac ground-and-pounds Shizuru and gets his first warning •Mac argues the warning and ups the ante with a stun gun over the top rope before standing across Shizuru’s windpipe. That gets a second warning •Mac smirks as fans boo him •Shizuru gasps for air and rolls to the apron •As Shizuru stands, Mac tries to shoulder-block him off, only to eat a roundhouse kick •A springboard splash gets 2 with Mac putting his leg over the bottom rope. That’s his first rope break •Shizuru rallies with a fighting spirit surge that sees kicks, knees, forearms, and a spinning heel kick daze and floor Mac •Shizuru hoists Mac up for Eastbound and Down (the renamed Psycho Driver) and gets 2.75 as Mac’s leg is under the bottom rope. That’s rope break No. 2 •Mac rolls out of the ring to catch his air and also catches Shizuru as he tries a springboard dive from the top •Mac introduces Shizuru’s skull to the ringpost and then the steel stairs •Mac then rolls a limp Shizuru into the ring and drops him on his head with a Flash Drive •An unresponsive Shizuru is then locked in Sleep Mode as Misawa immediately calls for the bell Your winner (referee stoppage, 10:17), and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION, Mac Flasher OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Stacy Kirkland (c) vs Zed Zed makes his entrance and he is stoked for the championship bout. Rev. Brick is giving him some last minute positive affirmations and then very obviously starts to pray for Zed's success. Zed is ignoring that as he instantly notices no referees in the ring and rolls his eyes as Stacy Kirkland appears at the top, with Junior Hale. They make it to the ring and Rev. Brick goes over to the announce table to complain about Hale being the referee again. Russ and Razz just shrug because they have no power to change that. Rev. Brick assures Zed he will take care of it and storms to the back. Junior takes the belt lovingly from Stacy and shows it to Zed and then hands it off to the timekeeper and with a ring of the bell, we are off. Zed wisely decides to NOT give Stacy any room and attacks quickly. This takes Stacy off her game for a bit, and allows Zed some serious offense, and a fun suplex series. He goes for the early pin, but Stacy gets an arm up. Hale admonishes Zed for not getting off Stacy quickly enough-- Razz: That's what she said Russ: Shut up. --which gives Stacy some extra time to get her bearings. Finally, Hale gets out of the way and we start over. Zed attacks with European uppercuts and elbows, driving Stacy into the corner, but...NO BODY PUTS STACY IN A CORNER~! She quickly counters with a Greco-Roman Eye Poke. Zed pulls back, hand over his eye and yells at Hale. Hale obviously didn't see it, so....on we go. Stacy finds her footing, and flies at him. It's her turn now and she shows off the power moves. Powerbomb then she picks up Zed by the hair into a urinage and then a senton. She goes for the pin and one, two, NO~! Zed kicks out, and it's a good thing too. Stacy helps him up with double claws to the chin, lifting him to his feet. But Zed no likey the fingernails digging into his jaw, and circles his arms around and down onto Stacy's arms, breaking the hold. Zed hits a quick DDT, and then takes his advantage to get Stacy into a sleeper hold. Stacy writhes around in an attempt to get her long leg on the rope. Or at least under it. Looks like she does, too, as Hale demands Zed break the hold. Zed does and gets to his feet, yelling at Hale to call the match fairly. Hale shrugs. Zed turns around right into a BIG slap from Stacy. That spins him around, but he gets his leg up for an Attempted Big Boot! Stacy blocks it though, grabbing the leg and transitions into a figure four leg lock. That looks painful and it's all the more painful because Stacy uses the ropes for extra leverage. Zed tries to get out of it, but no dice. He has to tap. Your winner (submission, 12:19), AND STILL OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland OOWF World Championship Match: Beverly Cambridge (c) vs. "Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet •This one never gets started as the referee’s instructions are interrupted by Sebastian Davis and a clangy pole •Davis tees off on “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet and then Beverly Cambridge, leaving both laying as he poses over both •That leaves him open for Jack to unleash a hellacious low blow, felling the Texan and giving Jack a chance to beat him from pillar to post •Beverly, while rubbing her jaw, gets in on the action, reintroducing the clangy pole into the fray and to Sebastian’s head •Davis Hightower waves in help, but Beverly holds off the yellow shirts as Jack works over Sebastian •Eventually, Matt Folz emerges from the stands but doesn’t get close to Sebastian as he runs at the sight of the angry Wisconsinite •Matt stays outside of the ring as Jack and Beverly nod in respect and raise each other’s hand in victory •Sebastian is spotted on the top of the ramp cursing out Jack, Beverly and Matt as the feed cuts out Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11!, July 28 Live! From Salem, Oregon. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem on July 17, LIVE! from Great Falls, Montana. For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at to chat about the OOWF? Join our facebook chat group.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#924)
Live! From International Falls, Minnesota July 3, 2019 Banned From Everywhere and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox vs Bishop Blaize, Akiru Tornado and Layne Cobain With Bishop Blaize, Akiru Tornada and Layne Cobain already in the ring, “Insane in the Brain” plays and whips the International Falls crowd into a frenzy as Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane emerge from the tunnel atop Drunkey and Drunkette. They pause halfway down the aisle as “Old Town Road” interrupts to bring out the newly wardrobed Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, who nods at Banned From Everywhere before running into the ring and letting out a few Southern-fried yells. Angelo Barros checks all six men before calling for the bell as Shizuru starts for his team with Akiru opening for his squad. Shizuru ducks a quick clothesline try and turns Akiru around and on the at into a cobra twist that gets 2. Shizuru then pops up, boots Akiru in the gut and ends things quickly with Eastbound and Down (the renamed Psycho Driver). Barros counts 3 as Banned From Everywhere, both in stunned and impressed expressions, politely stop Bishop and Layne from stopping the count. Your winners (pinfall, 1:04), Banned From Everywhere and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox! Shizuru stands up and gets hugged by Awesome Bill and congratulated by Justin, who salute the fans as Shizuru lets out a few more Southern-fried yells before the newly minted trio makes its way to the back. Best of 7 - Match 5: Frenemies vs The Darlings To be edited in. The Darlings take advantage of a sloppy, distracted Bridget to stay alive in the best-of-7 series, cutting The Frenemies' lead to 3-2. Stacy Kirkland vs. Kieran Bourne Bourne makes his entrance to his music. Crowd is still a bit unsure of what to think of him, but they cheer him anyway. Stacy Kirkland comes in with Junior Hale, holding her belt high, to the usual boos and occasional cheers from the Saints fans. They get in the ring and she give the belt to Hale for safe-keeping. He passes it off to the time keeper, calls for the bell, and we’re off. Kieran tries to start off with a regular classic shoulder-elbow tie up, but Kirkland is having none of that. She tosses a few elbows his way and drives him back, and it looks like she’s trying to bloody his nose, by the way she’s targeting his face. Kieran eventually gets his senses about him and counters, and now we’re doing the wrestling. Back and forth they go, Bourne is able to trip Kirkland on a rope-run with a toe hold, and gets her into a chinlock. Hale IMMEDIATELY calls for a release of the hold, arguing that Kirkland’s foot was under the rope. Bourne tries to protest, but they WERE pretty close to the edge, so it’s possible. Back on their feet and back to the wrestling. Some more rope runs and such, and Kirkland lands a beautiful Falling Tower for a 2 count. Both get to their feet. Kirkland starts to run the ropes again but this time Bourne counters early and whips her right into Hale! Hale crumbles like a house of cards, and this distracts Kirkland enough so that Bourne can capitalize on a school girl roll up….one, two, three, four, five… Hale opens one eye, and then shuts it again really quickly. Head referee Davis Hightower races down but by the time he gets into position for the count, Kirkland has kicked out. The match resumes. Kirkland pummels Bourne with punches and kicks and Bourne gives it right back, turning it into the brawl that both were made for. He whips Kirkland around and sets up a powerbomb into the corner. As he gets her up in the air, Hale rolls towards him and knocks him off balance. Hightower doesn’t buy it as an accident and calls for the DQ. Your winner (disqualification, 7:37), Kieran Borne. Stacy, who is apoplectic, retrieves her Intercontinental Championship and pastes Kieran with with it as Hightower gets right in Stacy’s face. Hale steps in between the two, giving Stacy the chance to hit a belt-aided running senton on Kieran’s chest and deliver a few stomps before exiting to a chorus of boos. Mac Flasher vs. Zed “Reverend BRICK~! Superstar” brings out The Reverend BRICK~! and Zed. One is all smiles and the other is determined as he walks to the ring. “Legend Has It” interrupts and brings out Mac Flasher, to a deafening amount of boos. He slides under the bottom rope and pops up ready for a Zed attack, but gets none. Rev. BRICK~! commandeers the microphone from ring announcer Mike Elevenbee. Rev. BRICK~!: “I’m man enough to admit that I’m wrong. And how The God Complex treated Mac Flasher was incorrect. We should have realized that it was Mac, who knew better about Johnstown. We should have known that Mac was the bell cow of The God Complex. So, today … I stand before all of these great fans in International Falls, Minnesota, and I am here to bring Mac Flasher back into the fold of The God Complex. On behalf of everyone in The God Complex, aside from maybe Bridget O’Malley … Mac, we forgive you. And we want to heal you.” The Rev. BRICK~! then places his hand on Mac’s forehead and starts to tremble while Mac chuckles at the whole thing. He glances over to Zed, who merely shrugs, before removing Rev. BRICK~!’s hand from his forehead and exiting the ring. Davis Hightower rings the bell and makes a 10 count that Mac has no interest in beating as he’s already backstage by 7 and 10 isn’t that far behind 7 … Your winner (countout, :10), Zed! Zed shrugs again before getting his hand raised and chuckling at Rev. BRICK~!, who seems disappointed that his conversion attempt of Mac failed. Los Defenestrators vs. Clan Quinn This one never makes it to the ring as Clan Quinn is found backstage in a heated brawl with Los Defenestrators, with no clear advantage among any of the four brawlers. Pallets, clangy poles, forklifts and chairs are all in play during the incredibly intense brawl that only ends when Firewoman simultaneously spears El Voltage just as El Ecosistema is tackling Moosehead Jack into a row of plate-glass panes, leaving all four bloodied and on the floor. As OOWF Medical tends to the combatants, they try to deliver blows to whomever is within an arm’s length with nothing landing or creating much damage. Ladies and gentlemen, the official’s decision is no contest (:00). Steel Cage Match: Sebastian Davis vs. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet As the cage lowers, Mac Flasher tears into the ring and instigates a brawl with “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet before Matt Folz rushes in from the ringside seats to throw hands with Sebastian Davis as the cage has stopped halfway down. All of this while Masami Misawa tries to maintain order. Jack is able to dispose of Mac with a particularly brutal Silver Bullet DDT onto the apron while Matt and Sebastian need to be pulled apart all the way at the top of the ramp. Jack then heads to the outside to bring the fight to Sebastian, pounding him from pillar to post before rolling him inside and reentering the ring. Misawa signals for the cage to finish lowering and calls for the bell as Jack continues with the momentum that he gained from the outside, tossing Sebastian into the cage and grinding his face in the steel before propping him between the ropes and the cage wall and delivering a spear … That misses as Sebastian sidesteps, before stumbling on top of Jack. The two stagger to their feet and begin exchanging blows with Jack’s punches getting cheered while Sebastian’s haymakers getting booed. Jack starts landing a few more and runs Sebastian into the ring post. After stepping back in between the ropes, Jack bashes Sebastian’s head off the top turnbuckle and flips him over the ropes and sits him in the corner. A cannonball try misses as Sebastian slides out of harm’s way, with the Texan booting away at Jack as he tries to shake the cobwebs. After sufficiently booting Jack down, Sebastian tries to walk out, reaching the ropes closest to the door before Jack pulls him back and into another brawl. This time, Sebastian gains the advantage after a jab to the throat and a few suspicious knees to the torso area. Again, Sebastian tries to escape through the door with the Texan between the ropes and door before Jack crawls over and grabs his ankle, impeding his progress and getting the door closed again. Sebastian boots Jack away, but gets a fist to the groin for his efforts as Misawa sakes her head because it’s all legal in the cage. Sebastian lays on the mat with Jack popping up, a bit worse for wear, but still ready to go. Jack pulls Sebastian up and begins another round of fisticuffs with Jack using some stiff forearms to stagger Sebastian. After that, Jack hits a jawbreaker and a running neckbreaker, putting Sebastian on his back. With Jack closer to the side opposite the door, he begins his climb as Sebastian is slow to come to his senses. Jack climbs up and drapes a leg over the top of the cage as Mac climbs the outside to meet Jack, who is ready with a series of rights and a Talon that causes Mac to lose most of his motor skills as he releases his hold on the cage wall and falls out of Jack’s grip and onto the announce table. Jack peers down at Mac’s spasming body all while Sebastian takes advantage of Jack’s distracted state and crawls out with zero resistance, much to his own surprise until the bell rings and a very "I knew I could do it" smirk washes across his face. Your winner (escape, 11:56), Sebastian Davis. Jack, now aware of what has happened, descends the cage wall and begins pummeling Mac through the wreckage of the table. Sebastian staggers over and pulls Jack off Mac and starts to brawl with him as OOWF Medical and officials pour in from the ramp. Mac stands up and delivers a monitor to the side of Jack’s head, toppling Sebastian, too as officials are finally able to separate the men. Sebastian and Mac give each other a nod as the feed shows all three men being held away from each other by a host of yellow shirts. OOWF World Heavyweight Championship match: Matt Folz vs. Beverly Cambridge "Cut the Cord" plays and the crowd goes crazy as Beverly Cambridge makes her way to ringside, slapping hands with fans along the way. She gets in the ring and warms up as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz comes out from behind the curtain. Before Matt can get to the ring, Sebastian Davis comes out and attacks him from behind with a Clangy Pole. Pole shot to Matt's knee takes him down and then several shots to the ribs follow. Sebastian drags Matt over, places his knee on the ring steps and nails it 3 times with the pole. Sebastian picks up Matt's OOWF World Heavyweight Championship which had fallen off during the attack and throws it in the ring, nearly hitting Beverly in the process. Sebastian then rolls Matt into the ring before leaving to a chorus of boos. Russ: "I'm very sorry folks, I'm not sure we HAVE a main event now." Matt uses the ropes to pull himself up and motions Beverly to bring it on. Russ: "Maybe we do after all." The referee reluctantly calls for the bell and this one is underway. Matt slowly limps to the middle of the ring and locks up with Beverly. Matt with an Irish Whip and a lariat, followed by him dropping an elbow for a one count. Matt tries to follow up with an overhead belly to belly suplex, but he can't get any lift on it and the result is Beverly taking a nasty bump. Matt covers for 2. Matt with another Irish Whip attempt, Beverly reverses. Matt gets 2 steps in and collapses to the ground. Beverly wisely goes after Matt's knee, softening it up before dragging him to the middle of the ring and applying a Figure Four. Matt struggles and barely makes it to the ropes. Beverly breaks clean and as Matt is using the ropes to pull himself up Beverly attempts a big splash in the corner. Matt moves out of the way and Beverly hits her arm hard against the post. Matt immediately locks in an arm bar, looking for the submission but Beverly makes it to the ropes. Matt grits his teeth in pain as he tries to place Beverly on his shoulders for an Angle Slam, but his knee collapses and Beverly lands on top. 1...2....3. Winner (pinfall, 5:32) and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Beverly Cambridge. Matt sits up as a stunned Beverly takes the championship from the official. Matt pulls himself to his feet and grabs Beverly’s shoulder. Instinctively, Beverly turns around and is ready to throw hands, but instead gets a respect hug from Matt, who slides out of ring and pounds the mat in frustration while allowing Beverly her moment. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11!, July 28 Live! From Salem, Oregon. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem on July 10, LIVE! from Minot, North Dakota. For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at to chat about the OOWF? Join our facebook chat group.
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DrMcAwesome Jul 3, 2019 19:22:43 GMT -5 |
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1) John, get yourself better. You're an important human being and we all want you around in whatever capacity you feel comfortable with.
2) Everything there are concentration camps. And anyone who supports what's being done there is an absolute dumbfuck. I'd use the term fucking asshole, but to each his/her own. 3) As someone who tried (and failed miserably) booking PHWF, I don't know how you and Shark ever managed to book the OOWF. You're both rockstars.
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snelson66 Jun 28, 2019 8:27:56 GMT -5 |
