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PHWF Saturday Seizures #1 (07-28-2018) by snelson66 Jul 30, 2018 8:18:57 GMT -5 |
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OOWF Rankings for 11/26/08[/u]
OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Davin Moreland (-1, 4-5) 1. Spin Hansen – OOWF Intercontinental Champion (+2, 4-2) 2. Chris Cole – OOWF Onslaught Champion (+2, 4-2) 3. Poe (+5, 7-2) 4. Tytan (+5, 7-2) 5. Stank (+5, 6-1) 6. Outback Jack (+3, 5-2) 7. LD Williams (+3, 5-2) 8. Bryce Larson (+1, 2-1) 9. Nayr (+1, 1-0) 10. Moosehead Jack (E, 4-4) 11. Tyson Kincaid (E, 4-4) 12. Concrete TG (E, 4-4) 13. The Amnesiac (-1, 4-5)** 14. Skurge (-1, 4-5)** 15. SYB (-1, 4-5)** 16. Johnny Adrenaline (-1, 3-4) 17. Attitude Adjuster (-1, 3-4) 18. Lucios (-1, 3-4)* 19. Phantos (-1, 3-4) 20. DH Magnusson (-1, 1-2) 21. Alexander Darling (-2, 3-5) 22. Firewoman (-2, 2-4) 23. Seamus McNasty (-4, 2-6) 24. Damon Wrath (-6, 1-7) *OOWF World Tag Team Champions **OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions World Tag Team Rankings[/u] OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Phantos & Lucios (E, 3-3) 1. Gods & Monsters (+3, 4-1) 2. Fear Us (+3, 4-1) 3. IHOP (+1, 3-2) 4. The Chickenshit Heels (-1, 3-4)
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Jack Quinn Nov 26, 2008 21:22:55 GMT -5 |
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, West Virginia NAYR vs. “LOVE MACHINE” BILLY WAYNE WOODARD “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard comes to the ring to a surprising amount of cheers from the crowd. Seems like the whole white trash thing goes over pretty well in West Virginia. Whodathunkit. Nayr comes out to the top of the ramp and gets a nice ovation from the crowd. They can barely see him because he is wearing a big hooded robe obscuring his face. Nayr gets to ringside and throws off his robe and jumps on the apron, then springs to the top rope and leaps into the ring and catches a stunned Billy Wayne Woodard with a clothesline. Nayr jumps back to his feet and waits for Woodard to get to his knees, then bounds off the ropes and catches him with a Shining Wizard to the back of the head. Woodard hits the mat face first, and Nayr springs off the bottom rope and hits a helicopter leg drop to the back of Woodard’s head. Nayr hooks him and rolls him over, but only gets a two count. Nayr pulls Woodard to his feet and sends him to the corner, then charges in and tries a monkey flip, but Woodard holds on to the top rope and sends Nayr flying backward, landing hard on the back of his head. Woodard waits in the corner, and as Nayr gets to his feet, he charges trying for a clothesline, but Nayr does the matrix move, and avoids the clothesline and sends Woodard to the opposite ropes. On the rebound he catches him with a deep arm drag that sends Woodard under the bottom rope to the floor. As Woodard gets to his feet, Nayr charges and leaps over the top rope and takes Woodard out with a senton! Nayr springs to his feet and plays to the crowd as Woodard struggles to his feet and staggers around the ring. As Woodard staggers to his feet, Nayr charges and tries to hit a bulldog, but Woodard catches him and crotches him on the post, then lets him fall to the floor. Woodard stands and admires his work for a moment before throwing Nayr back into the ring and covering him for a one count. Woodard pulls Nayr to his feet and hauls him up for a suplex, then drops his feet on the top rope, and reverses the suplex into a “Not As Nice As DDP, and Really Not Anywhere Near As Good As Davin Moreland, But By All Standards A Serviceable Diamond Cutter”, floats over and gets a two count. Woodard argues with the referee, which gives Nayr the chance to get to his feet in the corner. Woodard sees Nayr on his feet and charges in, trying for an elbow to the midsection, but Nayr hops onto the top rope and Woodard slams shoulder first into the post. Nayr leaps off the top and takes Woodard over with a sunset flip for a two count. Nayr waits for Woodard to get to his feet and tries a whip to the corner, but Woodard reverses it and sends Nayr flying into the opposite corner. Nayr leaps to the top rope, turns and leaps back at Woodard and catches him with the Driver of a Thousand Truths! Nayr hooks the legs and gets the one, two, three! Welcome back Nayr! WINNER in 5:08 - Nayr DAMON WRATH vs. BRYCE LARSON “The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson makes his way to the ring first and steps between the ropes and sits on top of the turnbuckle in one corner waiting for his opponent to make his way to the ring. Damon Wrath is announced next and he makes his way down the aisle and steps between the ropes. Larson hops off the turnbuckle and the two meet in the center of the ring. Wrath has the size and power advantage, but Larson has the speed advantage. The bell rings and the two lock up. Wrath immediately grabs a side head lock and takes Larson to the mat. Wrath pins Larson’s arms down and catches him with several stiff knee shots to the side of the head, then covers, but Larson manages to kick out at one. Wrath pulls Larson to his feet and shoves him into the corner and connects with a kick to the side of the head, then sets Larson on the top rope, grabs him in a bear hug and throws him across the ring. Larson hits the mat, but shows his agility by springing right to his feet. Larson charges at Wrath and tries for a kick, but Wrath catches his foot, so Larson uses the other one to walk up his chest and flip out of Wrath’s grasp. Wrath lunges for Larson, but Larson takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to Wrath’s face. Larson covers, but Wrath kicks out before the referee even gets down on the mat. Wrath gets to his feet and Larson grabs a side head lock, but Wrath immediately takes him over with a side suplex, folding Larson in half. Wrath pulls Larson to his feet and grabs him by the throat and hits a choke slam/back breaker combo, and keeps Larson across his knee trying for the submission, but Larson refuses to give up. Finally Wrath shoves him off his knee to the mat, then grabs Larson and locks him in a sitting abdominal stretch, also twisting his neck and trying for the submission. The fans begin to cheer for Larson and he manages to fight to his feet, only to have Wrath slip behind him and KILL him with a release German suplex. Wrath drops an elbow across Larson’s chest and covers him for a two count. Wrath pulls Larson to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts, the last one sending Larson over the top rope to the floor. Wrath methodically goes after Larson, catching him with forearms to the back of the head that sends Larson staggering. Larson turns and gets in a kick to Wrath’s midsection, then takes a step and hits a PELE KICK! Wrath falls to the floor stunned. Larson slides back into the ring to break the count. Larson slips out of the ring and pulls Wrath up and throws him into the ring, and springs to the top rope and hits a perfect springboard 450 splash! Larson covers, one, two, three! WINNER in 10:19 – Bryce Larson FEAR US vs. IHOP IHOP enter the arena first, accompanied by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. They make their way to the ring and warm up as Dorothy gives them some last minute advice. Fear Us, led by Wally B King and L.D. Williams’ mother, stride to the ring as Outback Jack finishes his pre-match beer. The two teams stand face to face and exchange handshakes? With that surprising development, the seconds leave the ring and OBJ and Skurge head to their corners as referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Williams and SYB lock up, and Williams sends the smaller man head over heels into the corner. SYB rolls to his feet and rushes back in. Williams catches him with a hip toss, but SYB reverses the move into an arm drag. Williams gets up and eats a dropkick that sends him into the corner. SYB hits a series of chops, then tries an Irish whip, which is reversed. SYB hits the corner hard, and Williams is right behind him with a clothesline. SYB stumbles out of the corner, and Williams catches him with a drop-toehold, rolling through and attempting to lock on the STF. SYB manages to avoid the face lock and squirms free. He dives for his corner, but Williams grabs him by the ankle and pulls him back, catching him in a waist lock and driving him to the mat with a German suplex. Williams tosses SYB into the FU corner and makes the tag. Williams and OBJ work SYB over in the corner before planting him with a tandem suplex. Williams leaves the ring and OBJ makes the cover, but Skurge is in to break it up at two. As Barros sends Skurge out of the ring, OBJ pulls SYB to his feet, only to fall victim to the Jersey Turnpike. OBJ falls to his knees and SYB risks a quick kick to the head before diving to the IHOP corner and making the tag. Skurge storms across the ring as OBJ gets up and levels him with a clothesline. He levels OBJ with a second clothesline, then scoops and slams him, and comes off the ropes and drives an elbow into his throat. Foregoing a cover, Skurge pulls OBJ to his feet and drags him to the IHOP corner. Skurge lifts OBJ for a suplex, and SYB comes off the top rope with a cross body that helps drive OBJ to the mat. SYB rolls out of the ring as Skurge floats over into a cover. Barros counts, but Williams is in to break it up at two. SYB goes back up top and dives at Williams, but is caught by a power slam. Williams helps OBJ up and they catch Skurge with a double boot to the midsection followed by a tandem DDT. They sling SYB to the ropes and plant him with a flapjack. Barros orders Williams out of the ring and he pitches SYB over the ropes to the floor before complying. OBJ pulls Skurge to his feet and rocks him with punches. He goes to the ropes for the Boomerang, but Skurge drops to the mat, then springs to his feet and hits a belly-to-belly suplex on the return trip. Skurge covers, and get 2.75 before Williams makes the save. SYB tries to even things up, but Barros sends him back to his corner. Williams takes advantage by dragging OBJ back to the FU corner and making the tag when Barros turns around. Williams and Skurge lock up in center ring and Skurge uses his size advantage to force Williams into a neutral corner. He staggers Williams with a series of punches, then whips him across the ring and follows him in. Williams darts out of the way, but Skurge puts on the brakes and catches him with an elbow to the jaw. Skurge hooks Williams and tries for a suplex, but Williams blocks and reverses into a snap suplex of his own. Skurge rolls to his feet and eats a left hand, followed by a knee to the midsection. Williams signals – Canadian Destroyer! Williams covers – but SYB dives back into the ring to break it up. SYB stays on Williams, keeping him on the mat and throwing lefts and rights until OBJ drags him off. Fear Us sling SYB to the ropes and attempt a tandem clothesline, but he ducks, hitting the opposite ropes and coming back with a double clothesline of his own, to little effect. OBJ smirks and grabs SYB, preparing to toss him out of the ring. As he does, Skurge rolls Williams up from behind. OBJ tries to help, but SYB trips him up. Barros counts, but Williams kicks out just before the three. OBJ gets up and blocks a kick from SYB, grabbing him by the throat and slinging him at Williams, who flings him upside-down into the turnbuckles with a belly-to-belly suplex. Fear Us exchange a glance as Skurge gets to his feet. Williams heads to one side of the ring as OBJ goes to the other – Debt Collection! Williams makes the cover as OBJ stomps on SYB to keep him down. Barros counts One...Two...Three. WINNERS in 18:26, Fear Us. After the match: Dorothy enters the ring to check on her men. She and SYB help Skurge to his feet, and Williams and Outback Jack offer a nod of respect as IHOP makes their way to the back. THE AMNESIAC vs. ALEXANDER DARLING “I Can’t Remember” blasts over the PA in Springfield, and THE Amnesiac makes his way down the ramp to a mostly positive reaction. However, before he actually gets in the ring, the crowd has gone silent and are all staring at the Jumbotron for our next entrant. THE Amnesiac suddenly looks agitated (through his mask) and runs to the outside, grabbing a mic. TA: WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ME? WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT THE AMNESIAC?!?!? The crowd responds with resounding apathy. Then, the music starts; and a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena. The first thing we hear is ”There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into ”Prelude 12/21.” The drum beat of “Prelude” hits and Alexander and Alexis Darling take a step onto the ramp. They don’t move until it finishes and a blue spotlight focuses on them and ”Princes of the Universe” starts to play. The crowd is BATSHIT with booing; much to the amusement of the Darling Twins. Trash rains down, seemingly from the rafters, and this crowd is apparently not down with the Darlings tonight. Alexis gives her brother the usual good luck kiss before he gets into the ring; flipping off the crowd. Classy. Referee Angelo Barros looks in the general direction of both performers and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY! Quick lockup, but Amnesiac’s sheer size forces Darling across the ring, and he’s able to work a side headlock. He cinches is in, but in between cinches, Darling shoves him off into the ropes. Darling tries a Back Body Drop, but the big man shows TREMENDOUS agility, leaping over Darling, and successfully getting a SUNSET FLIP, but Darling is able to roll through, get his feet, and hit a SWEET BASEMENT DROPKICK, and Amnesiac’s head hits the mat HARD. Darling goes for the early cover, and gets 2. Darling’s wasting little time, and tries to get Amnesiac into a PILEDRIVER, but Amnesiac reverses into a BACK BODY DROP! He’s on Darling immediately and hits a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX. Without stopping, he gets Darling back up for DA BRAINBUSTAAAHHHHHHH~!!~!! Cover gets a LONG 2. Amnesiac WHIPS Darling in the corner, and Darling eats a BIG SPLASH! Another whip, to the other side of the ring, and much the same treatment. Darling staggers out of the corner, and Amnesiac hits the ropes for a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Amnesiac covers AGAIN, and that gets just 2, but an even longer one this time. Amnesiac eyes Barros warily, but pulls up Darling…he’s looking for PURE AMNESIA! He gets Darling up, but out of NOWHERE Darling breaks off a HURRICARANA. Darling collapses to the mat, and Amnesiac is more stunned that anything else; so he goes back to dominate Darling some more. He bends down to pull up Darling by his head, but eats a HARD KICK to the head for his trouble. I wonder if that helped his Amnesia at all? Darling is up to all fours, and Amnesiac is still trying to shake off the effects of the kick. He walks back over, but eats a SPEAR for his trouble, and Amnesiac hits the mat. Darling uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet – the crowd obviously doesn’t appreciate the effort, as the trash hits the ring again in a chorus of boos. They’re not saying “Boo-urns”. Both men are up now, and start trading punches in the middle of the ring. Lefts and rights, all haymakers, and it looks like Amnesiac is getting the edge here, until Darling feigns a right hand, and follows it up with a PELE KICK! Amnesiac is DOWN! Darling is down to a knee as he wipes some blood away from his mouth, grinning. Creepy. Darling is up, and a “not-quite-here” Amnesiac is up. Darling strikes, and goes for the DARLING DRIVER, but Amnesiac REVERSES into a “Meh, it’s ok” DIAMOND CUTTER! Amnesiac is still a step behind, and by the time he covers he can only get 2. He pulls Darling up by the hair, and look to try something, but gets a kick to the gut…DDT! Darling is stumbling around a bit, but notices Amnesiac on his stomach, and goes into a Surfboard hold…Look Out…MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP! Without missing a beat, Darling goes to the top rope…PHOENIX SPLASH! It’s the DARK DARLING RISING and this one is in the books! WINNER in 16:18 by PINFALL – Alexander Darling FIREWOMAN & MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. TYSON KINCAID & CONCRETE TG The opening strains of "Scarecrow" echo through the arena, to introduce the next tag-team match. Should be a good one, as the hatred between Moose and Crete is legendary. Tyson and Firewoman's issues are still largely unknown, but appear to run just as deeply. And we can do this extensive preamble because no one has walked down the ramp yet. We cut to the back and see Moosehead Jack and Firewoman arguing. MHJ: Come on! FW: I am not walking down that ramp with you. MHJ: Yes you are. Firewoman's Rules of Wrestling: Tag teams walk down together. FW: For the last fucking time, we are not a team. <General Manager the Rick appears> GMtR: Enough, already. Moose, get going, we don't get overruns. Tech, queue up Firewoman's music. As we hit the chorus, Moose comes storming down the ramp and upon entering the ring, slumps into his corner, but he's glaring up towards the entrance as the Cult's "Firewoman" hits. She comes down the ramp, returning Moose's glare, and ignoring the boos of the crowds. "With Jupiter In Mind" fires up, and Concrete comes down the ramp with Tyson, looking alert and clear-eyed, next to him. They soak in the applause as they make their way to the ring, and pose on the ropes for a bit, all to give the fans a thrill. Finally, Mel Creech signals that it's time, but first makes a big show out of searching all parties involved for contraband. Finding none, we are on, and it's Firewoman and CTG to start off. The two lock up in classic style, but CTG's greater size wins out and he pushes Firewoman back to the corner, where Moose slaps her on the back. Creech signals it's a fair tag. CTG immediately breaks the hold. Firewoman turns to give Moose the look of death, but then smiles and holds the ropes open for him, gesturing (broadly!) to "Be her guest" in entering the ring. Moose grins, and then steps through the ropes, and turns his gaze towards CTG. There's a pause as the crowd begins to cheer another chapter in this match up, and then MHJ attacks with punches. Right, left, right, left, driving CTG back into a neutral corner. Creech admonishes him to back off, which he does, only to follow up with a wicked right elbow. MHJ backs off again to admire his handiwork as CTG comes out of the corner to get his bearings. MHJ takes the opportunity to grab CTG and... Spine buster! MHJ takes no time and goes for the cover but CTG kicks out at 1. Firewoman and Kincaid are both livid, as they want nothing more than to get their hands on each other. MHJ grabs CTG again as he recovers, and tries for a DDT, but CTG isn't as out of it as he appears. He reverses easily, and counters with a kick to the stomach, and an elbow to the back of MHJ's head. A few stomps later and he walks calmly over and tags in Tyson. Tyson is pumped for this and jumps immediately to the top turnbuckle and heads towards MHJ for the missile drop kick!. MHJ is down, and nowhere near his corner, but that doesn't stop Firewoman from grabbing the tag rope and reaching for him. She really wants in this now. MHJ collects himself and starts to stand, as Kincaid unleashes three Flair-esque chops (Wooooo!) He goes for the fourth, but MHJ grabs his arm. He shakes his finger at Kincaid, and then pulls him in to a knee to the stomach. Kincaid doubles over, and MHJ picks him up for the Side Effect. Moose turns to look at Firewoman who is practically begging to be tagged in. He mouths the words "Are you going to play along?" Firewoman doesn't say yes, but doesn't say no, either, and just keeps her hand held out. Finally, MHJ tags and she is in and on fire, no pun intended. Kincaid gets up and is greeted by a clothesline. Down he goes, and back up, only to be greeted by another clothesline. Back up again, and it looks like he's getting a third one, but he ducks at the last minute. Firewoman goes through the motion, and Kincaid hits a nice kick right to Firewoman's kidney! He looks at CTG in the corner, who yells, "Yes! kidney!" Firewoman staggers towards the ropes, and then turns towards Kincaid, holding her back...and turns right into Kincaid, who gets her up for a Backbreaker. He hits the Backbreaker, and then holds Firewoman into the Backbreaker Submission, being sure to keep his knee right on the kidney area. MHJ bangs the pad on the top turnbuckle to give Firewoman some encouragement, as she tries desperately to get out of the submission. Kincaid keeps up the pressure, yelling "TAP!" Creech checks on Firewoman who continues the struggle. The crowd is now calling for the TAP, also. Just when it seems she can't take anymore, Firewoman musters up some hidden reserve of strength and kicks up her left leg, connecting with the side of Tyson's head. Tyson breaks the hold, and Firewoman staggers in pain, clutching her back and side, and falls into her corner, tagging Moose in. She jumps down to the floor and lays her head on the mat, trying to catch her breath. Tyson tries to go for Moose, but he merely pushes him back, and points to CTG in the corner. MHJ dares CTG to get in, but Kincaid will not be ignored. Moose pushes him aside and goes to the corner to confront CTG, but Kincaid will have none of that, and grabs MHJ for a Suplex. They hit the mat with a thud, but Kincaid doesn't let go, and hits a second suplex. On the third go around, he spins MHJ to face him and hits a Northern Lights Suplex, and goes for the pin. 1.... 2.... and from nowhere, Firewoman has recovered enough to break it up. But as she leaves the ring, she's still selling the pain in her side and back. MHJ is furious at being pinned, and stares down Kincaid long enough to get into position for a standing clothesline. Kincaid goes down, and Moose sets to stomping. Meanwhile, Firewoman has recovered a bit more, and appears fairly disinterested in the activity in the ring, focusing intently upon fiddling with the turnbuckle ties. Creech starts the count to get Moose to stop with the punches, as Kincaid crawls towards his corner. CTG reaches out his hands, but no! Moose grabs Tyson by the leg and drags him back. One, two, no .... three elbow drops! CTG can take no more and comes into the ring. This brings Firewoman in and the two trade punches until Creech manages to separate them into their corners. While that is happening, Moose gets Kincaid into a jiendo. This is turning, surprisingly, into a battle of the submissions. Firewoman runs to the side of the ring, and mocks Tyson. Tyson gets one arm free, and pulls himself towards Firewoman...and the ropes. He creeps closer.... closer... he's there! As he reaches out, though, Firewoman reaches up and pulls the rope just out of his grasp, laughing. This brings CTG around with some harsh words and even harsher punches for Firewoman. The two brawl outside the ring, but to do so, Firewoman has to let go. Kincaid grabs the rope, and Creech starts the count. Moose drops it at 4. Kincaid is done. He pulls himself up the ropes and turns to a huge boot to the head from Moose. Kincaid tries to crawl to his corner, where CTG has returned, seeing the hold broken. Firewoman starts to follow him around, but Moose catches her eye and says "He's yours if you want him." Fire runs back to their corner to tag Moose, but it's late, as Kincaid tags CTG at the same time. Fire hesitates a bit, seeing Kincaid is not in the ring. Crete takes advantage and lands a huge kick to the stomach, grabbing Firewoman’s head, and sets up and lands a Scissor DDT. He grabs Firewoman’s left leg, the one Stank injured last week, and begins to work on it, with a couple of stomps to the back of the thigh, an elbow drop, and then a figure four. The pain of the lock rouses her from the semi consciousness of the DDT and she tries to free herself. CTG counters with a kick to the already injured back and kidney. Firewoman coughs a bit, spits some blood out of her mouth, and scoots toward the ropes near her corner, but CTG keeps up the pressure on the leg, and applies a few more kicks to the kidney. Moose pounds the mat furiously for encouragement. Fire reaches out for the rope but it’s not close enough. Moose sees this, grabs her arm and pulls hard. Firewoman screams in pain, but gets her hand on the rope. Creech shoos Moose back to his corner, but because Firewoman can maintain the hold, CTG has no choice but to drop the figure four. Firewoman rolls to her corner and tags in Moose. Moose and CTG brawl big time. Technical skill has gone out the window with this one now, and it’s just a fight. CTG finally grabs a hold of Moose’s arm and whips him into the ropes. Moose bounces off and flies back into CTG’s waiting clothesline. Moose goes down, and CTG keeps the arm for an arm bar, dragging Moose towards his corner. He tags Kincaid, who goes up top and Moonsault!! He goes for the pin to end this, but Moose gets an elbow up at 2. Tyson turns towards Firewoman, who is still wiping blood from her lips, and yells “Is that better than the concussion?” Moose rises, to Kincaid’s surprise, and they circle each other. Firewoman climbs the turnbuckle, but Creech admonishes her to get down. While he’s distracted, Moose pulls a baggie of a white powdery substance out of his jean’s pocket (let’s hope) and shakes it in front of Kincaid. This angers him enough so that he rushes Moose, who deftly counters with a drop toe hold, sending Kincaid head first into the now conveniently exposed turnbuckle. Kincaid staggers back. Moose calls out to Firewoman “Now are you ready?” She nods and he tags her in. Either the taste of her own blood, or the sight of Tyson’s has made her oblivious to her obvious injuries. She bounces off the second rope with a seated senton, and starts wailing away on Tyson, completely out of control. The gash from the turnbuckle is opening and Kincaid’s blood is pouring out, which only seems to fuel Firewoman’s fury. Creech finally does start the count, and Kincaid is able to push Firewoman off as she turns to swear at Creech. Kincaid has no idea where he is. Moose leaps over the ropes and yells to Fire. She runs to the far ropes, bounces off, and then towards Moose. He puts his hands down, and she plants her right foot. Assisted Firesault! (Astute OOWF viewers will recognize that as the same move that Kincaid concussed her with in SWA). She lands it and goes for the pin. Moose counts along with Creech 1… 2…. NO! Kincaid just barely gets a shoulder up! Moose complains to Creech, which brings in Crete, who explains that Moose is not legal, and shouldn’t be in the ring. Creech agrees, and gets Moose out, while Firewoman seizes her opportunity and leaps onto Kincaid’s back and grabs his legs into the Firetamer! Tyson screams and Fire really puts the pressure on. She yells “Tap! Tap! C’mon….pretend you’re ordering another drink!!” She pulls Tyson towards her corner, where Moose is waiting. Moose puts one foot in the ring. Crete leaps in, but Moose leaves, and Creech turns his back to the in ring action. This is just the opening needed, as Fire bends impossibly backwards, holding her arms out. Moose grabs them and pulls for extra leverage. The combination for Tyson is too much as he begins the tap. Moose lets go milliseconds before Creech turns around, sees the tap, and calls for the bell. WINNERS in 19:59 – Moosehead Jack & Firewoman After the match, as CTG helps Tyson out of the ring, MHJ holds his hand out to shake Fire’s but she glares at him and slaps it away. MHJ gives her the “WTF?” shoulders and she waves him off to limp out of the ring, clutching her kidney. MHJ gets a look of irritation, and grabs Fire’s hand to raise it in victory, but she jerks back, still holding her side, she yells “Don’t ever touch me again” and swings for the Bitchslap of Disrespect, but Moose catches it. The two glare at each other for what seems like forever. Moose yells “That’s enough! You need to learn some gratitude and respect!” He secures his grab on her wrist and delivers the most devastating of punches, the Heart punch! Fire collapses in a heap. Moose kicks her once again in the side, and leaves the ring to his music. Alexander and Alexis Darling run down the ramp, Alexander pausing for a meaningful glare in Moose’s general direction. Alexis runs into the ring to help Firewoman up. Alexander stands outside, fuming at…well, everything. Alexis has Firewoman up, and is helping her down the stairs. Firewoman looks at Alexander, and tries to say something, but coughs some more blood, instead. He sighs and nods, and takes her other side and the three go back stage. THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS Brawl at the bell, and Magnusson and Hansen easily get the better of that, sending Capps and Adrenaline to the floor to regroup. TCH rushes the ring again and get pounded down, flung to the floor yet again. AA yells at referee Hightower to get some order, and when Hightower turns to send DHM out of the ring, TCH jumps Spin from behind. 2 on 1 commences, but that just draws Magnusson back in, and a shoulder block takes Johnny thru the ropes. AA with some shots on DHM, but Magnusson sends him to the ropes. Capps ducks a clothesline, but runs into a boot from Spin. Now things settle down as Hansen and AA officially start things off. Spin controls the action and the Sons get some quick tags in and out before AA tags Johnny in. More of the same, as the Sons work Adrenaline over as well. The tide turns when Magnusson misses a charge and Johnny gets a neck snap over the top and to the floor - Macho Man style. Tag to AA and Capps gets a two count. Now we work the other side of the ring as AA and JA work on DHM. TCH works all the old tricks in: the rope assisted headlock, the slap hands tag behind the ref's back, the abdominal stretch with help from the partner, all the goodies. Magnusson hip tosses out of said abdominal stretch, though, and looks for the hot tag, but is illegally cut off by Johnny. Hightower sends JA back and DHM gets the tag, but the ref doesn't see it, so he has to send Spin back to the corner. AA drags Magnusson back over and TCH gets some more double teaming. Hightower can't get Johnny out of the ring, so Spin comes in and does it for him with a big clothesline over and out to the floor. AA grabs Spin and they slug it out, culminating when Hansen charges and AA backdrops him out to the floor, right onto Adrenaline by mistake. AA pauses to admire his work, then hollers at Johnny to see if he's okay, and AA turns around into a huge Cactus clothesline from DHM, and EVERYONE is on the floor! Magnusson and AA both land on their feet and they have it out, rights and lefts, and they tumble over the guardrail into the crowd. Spin drags Johnny up, but JA's playing possum and goes to the eyes. Johnny charges, but Spin sidesteps him and Adrenaline eats post... and a lot of it. Spin pulls him up, and Johnny's bleeding. Some shots to the gut and Hansen presses Adrenaline on the floor and drops him on the announce table, which doesn't break, and Johnny bounces off awkwardly to the floor. DDT on the floor and Johnny's dead. In the crowd, DHM is pouring various beverages onto AA, and the crowd is more than happy to help out. Beer to the face blinds Capps, and Magnusson spears him thru a row of chairs as the fans cheer on. Spin dumps Johnny to the crowd as all four competitors have totally lost semblance of the match and Hightower counts them all out. WINNERS at 17:12: DOUBLE COUNTOUT. GODS & MONSTERS and STANK vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS and DAVIN MORELAND Stank and Gods & Monsters make their separate entrances. “Walk This Way” fires up and Run DLP heads to ringside. Russ: Bah Gawd what a moment. The World Champion & The World Tag Team Champions together on one team! Razz: The last time we saw Moreland, Phantos & Lucios team together, they were winning the Campeonas de Trios tournament this past summer. General Manager the Rick strolls out onto the ramp, microphone in hand. Gentlemen, in the best interest of our fans, this match needs to have a conclusive finish. There will be no disqualifications, no count outs. We will have a winner tonight. Angelo Barros rings the bell, and we’re underway! Stank makes a beeline for Davin, spearing him out to the arena floor. Tytan and Poe charge the tag champs, Phantos leapfrogs Tytan and makes a standing leap to the top turnbuckle, and flies off to the outside, landing on Stank, crashing into the barrier himself, and letting Davin gain an advantage. Moreland hurls Stank into the barrier and then tosses him head first into the ring post. Davin picks up the ring steps and they land with a thud across the skull of Stank. Davin grabs Stank and hurls him over the barrier into the crowd. Moreland grabs a chair and tosses it into the ring to Phantos Phantos catches the chair and pastes Poe in the head with it. Since the bell had rang, Tytan and Poe had been double teaming Lucios and had the big man on his knees. Phantos had rejoined the fray and been wiped out by a Poe Mafia kick. Phantos evens the score with the chair, and goes to smack Tytan with it. Tytan ducks the chair shot and catches Phantos in a big belly to back suplex. Lucios gets to his feet and stomps on Poe, then catches Tytan from behind with a clothesline. Poe gets to his feet and catches Phantos in mid air attempting a whisper in the wind-esque move. Poe hurls Phantos at Lucios, then as they regain the bearings, double clotheslines both men out of the ring. Moreland has dragged Stank up the aisle and to an equipment staging area conveniently located in the midst of the crowd. Davin slams Stank into a metal trunk and grabs a handful of cables, and attempts to choke the life out of the former champion. Stank digs deep and mule kicks Davin, doubling the champion over. Stank hurls Davin into the equipment trunk, then opens it and produces a turnbuckle wrench. Three loud shots with the wrench have Moreland bleeding like a stuck pig. Stank roars loudly and the crowd responds by shattering the in house decibel meter. Stank looks behind a stack of random objects and brings out a table. He then violates wrestling rule 218A, by Not being the first person thrown through the table. Moreland eats a HUGE Stank-U through the table, and lays there broken, bleeding and bruised. Meanwhile, Phantos and Lucios are seen setting up a ladder. Tytan is prone across the Micronesian announce table. Poe comes racing around from the other side of the ring and knocks Lucios into the ladder, which tumbles to the cement. Phantos grabs the ring bell and hurls it at Poe, who catches it and turns around and clobbers Lucios in the skull. Blood is seen spreading across Lucios’ mask. Phantos leaps to the ring apron and tries to fly off at Poe, but Tytan is up and pushes him to the ground. Lucios grabs the ladder and swings it, catching Tytan in the head and opening him up. Poe is on the receiving end of a ladder shot as well, and soon both members of Gods & Monsters are wearing crimson masks. Phantos gets to his feet and crawls into the ring. He again climbs the turnbuckles as Lucios sets up a table and piles Tytan on top of Poe on the table. As Phantos takes flight, Tytan grabs Lucios and pulls him in harms way, and everyone goes through the table. Stank has dragged Davin all over the arena, pounding him into any object he finds along the way. The crowd scatters as Davin gets hurled over a snack bar counter and crashes into the popcorn machine. Stank opens the ice machine up and puts Davin’s head inside, then slams the lid down across his neck. Stank has a wild look in his eyes, and he grabs Davin, holds him face up under the slurpee fountain and force feeds him some Strawberry Crème. Davin thrashes under the flow of ice cold mush, struggling to breathe. Stank sends Moreland into the cash register and back over the counter. Davin gets to his feet near the exit doors, and Stank charges again, but this time Davin is ready and backdrops Stank THROUGH the glass windows beside the doors. Stank is bleeding and cut badly. Davin hobbles towards the ring. Stank begins to stir once Davin is out of camera range. Tytan slams Phantos back first into the ring post, and the masked man crumbles to the ground. Lucios had Poe on his knees and is pounding away on his head with a piece of metal pulled from under the ring. Phantos crawls into the ring and collapses in a corner. Tytan level Lucios from behind and behind to plaster his head with a chair. Everyone is bloody, and no one is moving at any kind of speed. The crowd wails as Davin walks down the ramp slowly, baseball bat in hand. Davin swings the bat and cracks it across Poe’s back. Tytan eats a bat shot as well. The crowd begins to stir. Davin and Lucios roll both Gods & Monsters into the ring. With much effort, Davin and Lucios both pull an opponent into the electric chair position as Phantos makes his way to the top. DOUBLE DROPKICK DEVICES????? NO!! Stank climbs over the railing out of the crowd brandishing a sledgehammer. He lunges at Phantos, knocking him to the floor. Stank climbs in the ring as Davin and Lucios dump their adversaries to the mat, and acts quickly, catching both men in the face with sledgehammer shots. Phantos climbs back to the top and leaps off at Stank. Stank sees him just in time, catches him in mid-air, hoists him on his shoulders, and delivers a HUGE Stank-U onto a chair that had been laying in the ring. Phantos is out. Stank collapses on top and mercifully, this one is over. 1…2…3! Winners’ in 20:32; Stank, & Gods & Monsters CHRIS COLE vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Seamus comes to the ring to the delight of the crowd, he storms ringside and slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and acknowledges that he is indeed ready for a fight. Well, since this is an onslaught title match, there won’t be that much of a fight. The OOWF Onslaught champion Chris Cole is announced, and he makes his way to the ring, all business as usual, and hands the referee the title. The ref turns and calls for the bell and this one is underway. The two men meet in the center of the ring and lock up, Seamus immediately rocks Cole with several (legal) forearms to the side of the head, then sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop on the rebound. Cole immediately gets to his feet and Seamus clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Seamus shoves the referee aside, getting him a warning, and leaves the ring to go after Cole. On the outside Seamus scoops Cole up and slams him on the floor, then climbs to the apron and attempts a running elbow drop, but Cole moves out of the way at the last minute, and Seamus crashes and burns. Cole pulls Seamus to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows him in, and immediately drops a series of knees into the small of his back. Cole keeps a knee planted in the small of his back and pulls his head back in a painful chin lock, trying for a submission. Seamus refuses to give in, however, and eventually works his way to his feet, getting under Cole and lifting him onto his shoulders. As Seamus gets to his feet, Cole desperately tries to hammer Seamus in the head with rights and lefts to free himself, but it is no use. Seamus falls backward and the back of Cole’s head slams off the mat and his eyes roll into the back of his head. Seamus crawls over and covers Cole, but Cole manages to roll his shoulder at two. Seamus pulls Cole to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a thunderous power slam, hooks the leg and gets another two count. Cole is a little off his game right now, and Seamus knows it. He doesn’t give the champ a moment to collect himself, instead he pulls him back up and holds him in the air in a vertical suplex. Seamus leaves him there to think about it for a moment, then turns him and brings him down like a jack hammer! Seamus covers, hooking the leg, and the fans count along, ONE…..TWO…….THRE……NO! Seamus cannot believe it. He grabs Cole and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Cole DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT. The Main Event gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and drives an elbow into Seamus throat, that’s a warning right there, and covers, but Seamus is out at one. Cole keeps up the onslaught, but he cannot keep Seamus down for a three count. After over ten minutes of action, Cole tries a superplex, but Seamus grabs him by the head and repeatedly headbuts him until Cole falls backward into the middle of the ring. Seamus gets his balance and hits a splash from the second rope! Wait, that is not supposed to work! He covers, but Cole reaches out and grabs the bottom rope and forces the break. We are down to only two minutes left in the match, Seamus pulls Cole to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but Cole reverses it and sends Seamus, and stops him in his tracks with a boot to the gut. Cole tries the Headliner but Seamus slips out of it and nails the BLACK AND TAN! Another cover gets another break when Cole gets his foot on the ropes. That’s his second rope save. Seamus pulls Cole up again and sends him to the ropes and feigns a punch to the face, then takes Cole down with a drop toe hold, and tries the IRISH CAR BOMB, but Cole blocks it. The two men are on the mat desperately trying to end the match, Seamus is trying to lock in the hold, Cole is trying to fight it off, finally just when it looks like Seamus will get the hold, the bell rings, it’s a time limit draw! WINNER – Time Limit Draw in 15:00 – Chris Cole retains the title! After the match both men get to their feet. The crowd is not particularly happy about this. Cole grabs his title and starts to leave the ring, then turns around and walks to the center of the ring. He offers his hand to Seamus, Seamus looks a little unconvinced at first, then shakes Cole’s hand, which sends the crowd into a deafening roar. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF November Pain PPV, Live November 30th from Springfield, Massachusetts (Hell yeah, bitches!) And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! December 3rd from Springfield, Maine For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, Virginia DH MAGNUSSON vs. JOBBER MCJOBSALOT Jobber (pronounced Ho-bear) McJobbsalot (must be Irish) makes his way to the ring. McJobbsalot is the local…….well he is a local wrestler. He did once hold the Newport News Tag Titles with PN News (yo baby yo baby yo baby yo) but that’s really about it. Let’s face it, this guy is here to get decimated by Magnusson. It ain’t much, but it’s a living. McJobbsalot makes it to the ring and steps between the ropes, just as DH Magnusson’s music hits, and the returning member of Drink & Destroy steps from behind the curtain and the place ERUPTS! Magnusson looks around and soaks it in for a moment, then hops the guardrail and works his way through the crowd to the ring. Magnusson climbs onto the apron and turns and faces the crowd and salutes them, and when he does Jobber charges across the ring and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head. Will these jobbers never learn? Magnusson doesn’t fall off the apron, Jobber is lucky to break 200lbs. Instead Magnusson slowly turns around and stares at Jobber. Naturally Jobber begs for mercy, naturally he gets none. Magnusson reaches out and grabs the back of his head and SLAMS him between the eyes with a headbutt. Jobber staggers across the ring and falls to the mat. Magnusson casually steps between the ropes and pulls Jobber off the mat and sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. The fans cheer wildly and want some blood, so Magnusson pulls Jobber up again and shoves him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, but doesn’t let Jobber fall. Instead Magnusson hammers him to the mat, pulls him up by the hair and hammers him down a second time. Magnusson steps back at the referee’s request, then steps back in and catches Jobber with an elbow to the jaw. Then pulls him out of the corner and PLANTS him on the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Magnusson quickly gets to one knee and grins. He knows he could end the match in a second if he wanted to. Magnusson pulls Jobber to his feet, but Jobber immediately goes to the eyes. Not just the eyes, but the DAMAGED eye. Magnusson falls to the mat writhing in pain. The crowd gives an audible gasp, and McJobbsalot has a look of “oh shit, what have I done?” on his face. He slowly pulls Magnusson to his feet, and Magnusson is holding his hands over his face. Jobber tries a whip, but Magnusson reverses it, keeps hold of Jobber and pulls him back and KILLS him with the JERSEY HAMMER! Magnusson stands over the fallen McJobsalot and gives the thumbs down sign and the fans erupt again. Magnusson sends Jobber to the ropes, kicks him in the gut to stop him in his tracks, then hits the DREAM STREET! McJobsalot has no chance, and he is soon out. The referee calls for the bell, welcome back Magnusson. WINNER in 3:47 – DH Magnusson ALEXANDER & ALEXIS DARLING vs. CARL FROM FRESNO & JUSTIN SANE This match has been a few weeks in coming as Alexis Darling and her brother for the most part have been steamrolling over the former members of Run DEA. Last week it was Bunny being steamrolled by Alexis and Firewoman before Carl and Justin came out to make the save. This week they look for some revenge as they’ve been granted a tag match against the Darlings. They’re already in the ring and there doesn’t seem to be any fun and games tonight as “Prelude 12/21” begins to play accompanied by the circling blue spotlight. As the haunting beat ends Alexis and Alexander step out in matching ring attire before beginning their walk down the aisle to Sixx AM’s “Life is Beautiful.” The Darlings get their usual reception from the fans but they are oblivious as they take a look at one another before sprinting down and into the ring. Angelo Barros sees the two teams slugging it out and calls for the bell as he understands this match has been a long time coming and is going to be somewhat lenient it looks like. Justin has paired off with Alexis while Alexander and Carl have rolled to the outside and are brawling around the ringside area. Inside the ring Alexis and Justin have started trading knife-hand chops but JS has taken control and pushes Alexis back into the corner and starts ramming his shoulder into her midsection. Snap mare takes her over and Sane quickly follows up with a rolling European uppercut to Alexis’ back. While Justin is really giving her the business, it’s the exact opposite outside the ring as Alexander has tossed Carl into the audience. The male Darling backs up a few steps before getting a running start and launching himself over the barricade and almost taking Carl’s head off with a clothesline. Once Darling dusts himself off, he hops back over the railing and hops up on the apron in the corner where Alexis is and tags himself in. He slides in the ring before Justin notices and catches him coming in with an STO. Justin hits the mat hard and Alexander follows it up with an Aries-esque pendulum elbow. AD stays on the offense now as he starts to work over JS even as the crowd begins to roar because CfF is finally showing signs of life on the outside. Alexander ignores it as he tosses Sane into his corner and now we start to see the teamwork of the Darlings. They’ve cut the ring in half and this is a clinic now as Alexander and Alexis are basically predicting each other’s moves. I guess it is true what they say about twins. Alexis is in the ring now and hits a beautiful snap suplex before rolling over and waiting for her brother to tag in. He makes the blind tag as Alexis snaps off another suplex. Alexander slingshots in and nails JS with a rolling senton but as he bounces back to his feet Carl from Fresno has had enough and catches Darling unaware with a drop kick to the cranium. Carl walks over and tosses Alexis from the ring before dragging Justin to their corner and making the legal tag. Carl is in an he’s a house afire. Dropkick for Alexander followed up an arm drag to Alexis. And then lariats all around for Alexander and Alexis. Both Darlings bail to the outside to avoid the rampage of Carl. Neither notice Justin though as he climbs to the top rope and just as he’s about to dive Alexis notices and pushes her brother out of the way before taking the full brunt of the dive. Alexander looks shocked at what his sister just did and he takes full advantage as he picks Justin up as quickly as possible and quickly plants him with a BRAINBUSTA. AD is back in the ring and he and Carl start trading blows. Rights from Alexander immediately countered with lefts from Carl, but finally AD changes it up and hits CfF with a knee to the gut. He’s got him staggered as he bounces off the ropes and connects with a swinging neck breaker. And before Carl even has a chance to recover; SWANTON BOMB from Alexis. She crawls over and makes the cover… 1… 2… And no, Carl barely rolls a shoulder. Alexis picks Carl up by the hair, but he shoves her off and dives for his corner and somehow Justin Sane was barely getting on the apron and now he’s legal. Alexander jumps over his sister and baseball slides out of the ring dragging Carl off the apron and smashing his head. He quickly whips him face first into the steel post as Alexis drags Justin into the ring and whips him chest first into the corner. He staggers out and as he does so, Alexis sweeps the leg as Alexander comes with a spinning leg lariat…well THAT looked awfully familiar. Carl is trying to stand on the outside but Alexander kicks him back down to the floor as Alexis picks up Justin…AIR RAID CRASH. This one should be over, but it’s not as Alexander walks over to Sane and locks the legs before flipping him over. Alexis is climbing the ropes… MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP… PHOENIX SPLASH… Alexis makes the cover; ONE, TWO, and THREE. Well, that was a damn impressive showing by the Darlings, but it doesn’t look like they’re done as Alexander picks up his old friend Justin Sane…DARLING DRIVER. And now Alexis is going to pick him up but Carl is trying to slide back in the ring with a chair as Bunny limps down the aisle to save his two good friends, but the Darlings catch them coming in and start laying the boots. Alexander tosses the chair to his sister who pastes Bunny right in the skull and he drops. Alexander places Carl up on the top turnbuckle and then stretches him before planting him with a DDT from the top. The Darlings smile at one another before taking Bunny and Carl respectively and locking in the Darling Clutch and the Darling Money Clip. They hold the moves for a few minutes before finally relinquishing them and tossing the former Run DEA to the side. Alexander and Alexis Darling have just taken out the trash and looked good in doing it. Your winners in 11:24…Alexander & Alexis…THE DARLINGS. TYSON KINCAID vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK Tyson Kincaid comes to the ring first and waves to the crowd as they cheer for him. Moose is announced as “Scarecrow” plays over the PA system, but he doesn’t come out. What the hell? Kincaid is paying rapt attention to the entrance ramp, waiting for the match to start, so he doesn’t notice Moose crawl from under the ring and slide under the ropes until it is too late. Moose spins Kincaid around and BLASTS him with a heart punch! Kincaid staggers back a few steps and Moose hits the ropes and takes him to the mat with a clothesline. Moose mounts Kincaid and HAMMERs him with closed fist shots to the face. The referee pulls Moose off of Kincaid and Tyson slips out of the ring to try and regain his composure. Moose follows him to the outside and grabs Kincaid and tries to slam him face first into the ring post, but Kincaid gets a foot up and blocks it. Tyson catches Moose with a boot to the gut that doubles him over, then hits a side Russian leg sweep on the floor. Kincaid gets to his feet and pulls Moose up Moose comes after him, and Kincaid takes him back to the floor with a drop toe hold that sends Moose face first into the ring steps. Kincaid rolls back into the ring, Moose is slow to get to his feet, and when he does, he has blood flowing from a gash in his head. Moose makes it onto the apron and Kincaid runs across the ring and grabs him, and suplexes him into the ring, floats over and gets a two count. Kincaid pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a rolling half crab Kincaid keeps the pressure on for a moment, but it is clear Moose will not submit to that, so Kincaid turns and pounces, trapping the leg and locking on the STF! Moose grunts in pain, but again refuses to submit, slowly working his way to the ropes. Just before Moose makes it to the bottom rope, Kincaid breaks the hold and spins to his feet and NAILS Moose with a kick to the back of the head. Kincaid hooks Moose and rolls him over and covers, but Moose reaches out and gets his foot on the bottom rope before the referee can count two. Kincaid pulls Moose to his feet, but Moose hits a jaw breaker that stuns Kincaid. Moose catches Kincaid with a knee to the gut, then DROPS him with a DDT in the middle of the ring. Moose covers, far too casually, and Kincaid hooks his arm and leg and rolls him over in a crucifix for a two count. Moose gets to his feet quickly and Kincaid pops him with a super kick that stuns Moose. Kincaid catches him and hauls him up on his shoulders for the OCD-DT when the crowd starts to boo. Kincaid turns around and sees Firewoman at ring side, what he DIDN’T see was Fire slide a chair under the ropes to Moose. Fire gives Kincaid a sarcastic grin and tells him to turn around. When he does, Moose BLASTS him in the face with the chair! Kincaid falls to the mat, grabbing his face in agony, the referee immediately calls for the bell. WINNER in 7:29 by disqualification – Tyson Kincaid After the match, Moose get a few more shots in with the chair, and Fire slips into the ring. She grabs Kincaid and sets him up for a Firestomp on the chair, when “With Jupiter in Mind” blares across the PA and Concrete TG sprints to the ring brandishing a chair of his own. Crete slides into the ring and swings wildly, but both Fire and Moose move out of the way and bail out of the ring. Crete helps Kincaid to his feet and after a few seconds he gets his bearings and they challenge Fire and Moose to get into the ring. Officials race to ring side to prevent a brawl and eventually get Moose and Kincaid heading up the ramp leaving only Fire and Crete... CONCRETE TG vs. FIREWOMAN The referee calls for the bell, but Firewoman is irritated about not being able to properly get ready for the match. As she is arguing with the referee, Crete sneaks up behind Fire and rolls her up for a two count. Fire kicks out and spins to her feet with a look of pure rage in her eyes. Crete makes the “this close” motion with his fingers and that sends Fire flying into a rage. She charges at Crete, but Crete side steps and sends Fire to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a perfect drop kick to the face, sending Fire over the top rope to the floor. On the outside Fire has a mini-melt down, then stops and collects herself, takes a few deep breaths then slowly looks back up, into the ring at Crete and smiles a devious smile. Fire climbs to the apron and slowly steps between the ropes, never taking her eyes off of Crete. Crete being a face, lets her get into the ring without incident. The two slowly circle and lock up, but Fire breaks the hold and nails Crete with a knife edge chop, then catches Crete with a spinning kick to the back of the head. Crete staggers forward and Fire slips behind him and hits a trio of german suplexes, the last one of the release variety that sends Crete across the ring. Fire gets to her feet and covers, but Crete kicks out at two. Both wrestlers get to their feet and Fire grabs a side head lock, but Crete sends her to the ropes and catches her with a knee to the gut, then takes Fire over with a gut wrench suplex. Crete springs off the bottom rope with a moonsault, but Fire gets her knees up. Crete braces himself with his arms and legs before hitting her knees, stands up, and drops and elbow across Fire’s chest. Crete doesn’t get to cover because Fore rolls away. Crete waits for Fire to get to her feet, then scoops her up and plants her on the mat, then climbs to the top rope for a moonsault. Crete leaps, but Fore rolls out of the way and gets to her feet. Crete lands on his feet, and IMMEDIATELY eats a super kick from Fire. Crete hits the mat, and Fire grabs Crete’s legs, and drives her knee into the side of Crete’s leg repeatedly, then locks Crete in a figure four in the middle of the ring. Crete howls in pain as Fire keeps the pressure on. The camera picks up someone making their way through the crowd and as he hops the railing we see it is Moosehead Jack. Moose calls out to Fire and Fire puts her hands out and Moose grabs them giving Fire some extra leverage. Crete howls in pain in the middle of the ring. Just when it looks like Crete may give up, the crowd pops again, this time it is because Tyson Kincaid is rushing down the ramp. Kincaid tackles Moose, and they brawl outside the ring. Fire releases the hold and gets to her feet. Fire hits the ropes and nails Crete with the Jericho bulldog, then sets Crete up for a Firestomp, but Kincaid and Moose spill into the ring from the outside. Fire releases the hold and nails Kincaid from behind. Within seconds, Crete struggles to his feet and joins the fray. The ref realizes he has no shot at restoring order, and throws this one out, and calls for security to separate them. WINNER – No Contest in 6:11 THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. FEAR US The Chickenshit Heels are announced first and make their way to the ring. Johnny and AA pause to taunt the Virginia fans, bringing them nearly to a riot. Just the way they like it. The Heels finally step between the ropes, and are shocked, SHOCKED when the referee wants to pat them down to check for weapons. Both Johnny and AA loudly protest such blatant disregard for their civil rights, or some such indignation. The referee looks more annoyed than anything. He is about finally check the Heels when the Fear Us music hits and LD and Jack storm the ring and slide into the ring. The Heels turn and try to flee, but they are caught from behind and pulled back into the ring. Williams takes Adrenaline and slams him face first into the turnbuckle while Jack takes AA to the mat with a double leg take down and stomps AA in the mid section repeatedly. AA rolls to the floor and Johnny staggers out of the corner, and walks right into a charging Outback Jack, who nails him with a forearm to the head. Johnny stands there for a moment, swaying back and forth, then does a magnificent Flair Flop. AA reaches into the ring and pulls AA to the floor where the Heels make some last minute adjustments to their strategy. Jack walks over and reaches between the ropes and tries to grab both Heels, but AA grabs him by the head and holds him on the ropes and Johnny turns around and BLASTS him with a chain! Jack slumps on the ropes, then falls into the ring dazed. Johnny Adrenaline immediately slips into the ring and looks like he is making the cover, enough so that the referee gets down and makes a two count, then realizes that Adrenaline has his hand around Jack’s throat. The referee starts the five count and Adrenaline breaks just before five, then pulls Jack to his feet and shoves him back into the Heels corner and tags in AA. AA comes in and puts his fists up challenging Jack to throw down, Jack obliges, and from the outside, Johnny rakes his eyes. AA charges in and monkey flips Jack out of the corner. He gets to his feet and is pretty proud of himself, and doesn’t realize that Jack made the tag to LD Williams. Williams storms into the ring and takes AA to the mat with a spear and BRUTALIZES him with some Canadian violence. LD gets to his feet and charges to the corner and BLASTS Adrenaline with a forearm to the side of the head sending him to the floor. Williams pulls AA to his feet and KILLS him with a clothesline, then tags in Jack, and Jack hits a leg drop from the second rope. Adrenaline tries to get back into the match, but Jack charges across the ring and drills him with a boot to the face, sending him off the apron again. Inside the ring AA struggles to his feet, from the outside, AA throws him a chair, but he throws it a little too high. AA reaches high to catch it, and when he does, Jack and Williams hit the CALL OF THE WILD! AA is DEAD! Jack covers and hooks the leg, Williams keeps Adrenaline out of the ring, one, two, three, this one is over. WINNERS in 13:19 – Fear Us After the match, Fear Us powder out to the outside of the ring, but they don’t leave, almost as if they are expecting something. As The Chickenshit Heels get to their feet, DH Magnusson tears ass through the crowd and hits the ring swinging a big logging chain. Attitude Adjuster manages to bail out of the ring, where he is immediately attacked by Fear Us. Johnny Adrenaline tries to escape but Magnusson whips the chain around he feet and pulls him to the mat. Magnusson falls on Johnny and HAMMERS him mercilessly. He may well have beaten Adrenaline’s face to a pulp, but officials race from the back and stop the slaughter before it can start, much to the disapproval of the crowd. The Chickenshit Heels beat a hasty retreat from the ring, and Fear Us and DH Magnusson remain in the ring. They exchange a knowing look and Fear Us head up the ramp, and Magnusson hops the rail back into the crowd. IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY, BRYCE LARSON & DAMON WRATH – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match “The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson comes out first, and he is soon joined by Damon Wrath and Seamus McNasty, who appear to be having an animated discussion about something. They specifically requested that they NOT be billed as Gaelic Storm so we can avoid doing that whole ONE NIGHT ONLY thing. The trio heads to the ring and climb between the ropes. Suddenly the arena goes dark and the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey blares across the speakers, the crowd pops immediately thinking Ric Flair is making an appearance, and we get several WHOOOOOO’s in the crowd. Just when things reach a fever pitch, SYB, Skurge, The Amnesiac, Fezzik and The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth step from behind the curtain and the cheers turn to a mixed reaction. The NEW OOWF Campeonas de Trios champions step out and hold their titles high in the air. The champions make their way to the ring and The Amnesiac and Skurge step out of the ring onto the apron. Looks like SYB is going to start things off against Larson. SYB holds his share of the Campeonas de Trios title in front of Larson and tells him he will NEVER get this title from him. Larson contemplates that for a moment then leaps in the air and hits a spinning heel kick that knocks the title from SYB’s grasp. SYB screams and stares at the title as it lays on the mat. Larson then drops down and sweeps SYB’s legs from beneath him, sending him to the mat as well. Larson kips to his feet and hits a standing back flip on SYB, then reaches out and tags in Damon Wrath. Wrath waits for SYB to get to his feet then kicks him low and tries a pedigree, but The Amnesiac slips into the ring and POPS him in the mouth with a super kick. Wrath hits the mat and SYB crawls over and tags in Skurge. Skurge comes in and snaps Wrath over with a snapmare and catches him with a stiff kick to the back, then hits the ropes and hits a falling clothesline to the back of the head that folds Wrath in half, bouncing his head off the mat. Skurge slams him backward and covers, but Seamus breaks it up at two. Wrath gets to his feet and shoves Seamus and the two of them begin arguing in the ring. Larson tags himself in and locks up with Skurge in the middle of the ring, meanwhile the argument has escalated to punches as both Seamus and Wrath spill out of the ring to the floor. Larson slips behind skurge and takes him to the mat, and catches him with several forearms to the back of the head, then springs to his feet and leaps to the second rope, but The Amnesiac runs down the apron and knocks him off the middle rope, hot shotting him on the top rope. Skurge tags in SYB then grabs Larson’s legs as he grabs his throat in pain. Skurgs catapults Larson right into SYB’s way, and SYB hits the HEBREW HAMMER! SYB falls on Larson and hooks the leg, one, two, three! WINNERS in 11:41 and still OOWF Campeonas de Trios champions – IHOP & The Amnesiac CHRIS COLE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Alexander Darling is announced and he makes his way to the ring with Alexis Darling in tow. Darling completely ignores the boos of the crowd and heads to the ring, completely focused on the task at hand. The OOWF Onslaught champion “The Main Event” Chris Cole is announced, and he comes out to the top of the ramp, again to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Cole catches Darling’s eye and smirks, then heads to the ring. Darling hands off his title, then slowly takes off his coat and hands that out of the ring to the valet as well. They are about to lock up when Cole asks the referee to check Darling for illegal foreign objects. Darling looks annoyed, but lets the referee check him. Finally they move to the middle of the ring to lock up, but Cole reaches for the ropes and tests them first, this is too much for Darling, and he attacks Cole from behind, clubbing him to the mat with shots to the back of the neck and head. Darling pulls Cole to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a back elbow to the jaw. Cole hits the mat and Darling immediately drops a knee across his throat, drawing a warning from the referee. Alexander Darling keeps up the onslaught, pulling Cole up again and hitting an inverted atomic drop, then clotheslining Cole out of the ring. Before the referee can stop him, Darling leaves the ring and pulls Cole to his feet and scoops him up and slams him on the floor, then hops onto the apron, gets a running start, and drops a knee across his ribs. You can hear the air rush out of Cole’s body as he clutches his ribs in pain. Darling gets a warning from the referee but ignores it and sends Cole back into the ring. Once he gets back inside the ring, Darling lifts Cole for a slam and drops him ribs first across his knees, then covers but Cole kicks out at one. Darling traps Cole in a sitting abdominal stretch, digging he elbow into Cole’s ribs. Cole is gasping for breath but refuses to give up. Darling spins Cole to the mat, in a crucifix type move, gets a two count, then keeps Cole trapped in the stretch. Cole slowly fights back to his feet and finally frees himself with a hip toss, but immediately falls to the mat grabbing his ribs in pain. Darling is up first a catches Cole with a knee to the ribs, then pulls him up and shoves him into the corner. Darling sets Cole on the second rope, and initially goes for a superplex, but Cole fights him off and sends Darling off the top rope to the mat. Cole steadies himself, then leaps off the top and DRIVES an elbow into Darling’s chest! Cole hurts himself just as much as Darling on this move, and both men remain on the mat. The referee starts the ten count, and Darling is up first, but just barely. Alexander grabs Cole and pulls him up, and sets him up for a pile driver, but Cole reverses it into an ALABAMA SLAM! Cole rolls through and gets a two count. The announcer announces that we have one minute remaining! Darling hears this and struggles to his feet, he and Cole square off, and Cole swings wildly, Darling ducks it and takes Cole over with a belly to back suplex, Darling tries to bridge, but he can only manage a two count. Thirty seconds remains. Darling pulls Cole up and scoops him up again, but Cole grabs him and rolls him into a small package, one, two, Darling kicks out. Ten seconds remain. Cole spins to his feet and Darling KILLS him with a clothesline from hell. Darling pounces on Cole and traps him in the anaconda vice! Will Cole submit or can he hold on? Darling puts more pressure on him, Cole is fading, fading, he is just about to…… Ding Ding Ding The bell rings! It’s a DRAW! WINNER in 15:00 – Time limit draw – Chris Cole retains his Onslaught Championship After the match, Cole clutches to his Onslaught Championship on the mat, Darling cannot believe he was so close to taking home the gold. As Cole gets to his feet, Darling nails him from behind, the picks up the title and waits for Cole to get to his feet again, then SLAMS the Onslaught Championship upside his head! Cole falls to the mat, busted wide open. Darling slips out of the ring and grabs a chair and is about to Pilmanize Cole’s ankle when Eric O’Mac slides into the ring. Darling stops the attack and the two of them have a staredown of deep thought considering they were once friends. The crowd roars and Eric turns around just as Davin Moreland gets in the ring, he ducks a Moreland clothesline, and hits a spinning heel kick that sends the champ to the mat. As Eric pops up and waits for Moreland to get to his feet, he gets NAILED from behind with the steel chair! Eric falls to the mat and Darling stands over him with the chair! Moreland pulls a dazed Eric to his feet and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on the chair! He peels him off the mat and throws him to Darling, who hits a CRUCIFIX BOMB on the chair! Eric writhes in pain on the mat! Finally officials flood the ring and Davin and Darling beat a hasty retreat. Chris Cole is back on his feet, but Eric O’Mac is not moving. The officials call for the paramedics, and they rush to the ring with the back board. They work on Eric for a few minutes, then an ambulance appears just off stage, and they take Eric out of the ring on a stretcher, load him up and head off. PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. GODS & MONSTERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match Gods and Monsters are announced, and they come to the ring along with Selena (who evidently DOES have either a valet or manager’s license). They hold the ropes for her and she steps inside the ring and has a mischievous look on her face. Poe and Tytan both hover around her protectively as “God Blessed Texas” plays and the OOWF world tag team champions make their way to the ring. The champs stop outside the ring and hold the titles up, staring at Gods & monsters inside the ring. The challengers don’t even glance at the titles, instead they keep their eyes fixed on Phantos and Lucios. Without breaking their stare, Poe motions for Selena to leave the ring. She reluctantly leaves, and the second she is out of the ring, Phantos and Lucios slide under the ropes and attack Poe and Tytan from behind, but Gods and Monsters quickly turn the tables and reverse an attempted Phantos and Lucios whip and catch them with matching back body drops. The champs hit the mat and immediately spring to their feet, and both get clotheslines over the top rope, but both hold on and skin the cat and flip back into the ring, only to get grabbed by Poe and Tytan and thrown over the top ropes on the opposite side. The Champions show some frustration on the outside but quickly regroup and calm down. Lucios climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring to start things with Tytan. The two big men circle and lock up both men try to shove the other to the corner, but neither man gives an inch. Finally they break the hold, then lock up again, this time Lucios slips behind Tytan and grabs him in a waist lock and tries to take him to the mat, but Tytan reaches between his legs and grabs Lucios’ leg and pulls him to the mat. Before Tytan can do anything Lucios pushes him off with his other leg, sending him to the ropes. Lucios tries a monkeyflip, but Tytan swats his leg aside and drops an elbow across his chest. Tytan covers, but Phantos makes it into the ring to break it up before the referee counts two. Tytan springs to his feet and comes after Phantos, who backs off. From behind, Lucios clips Tytan’s knee, sending him to the mat in pain. Lucios immediately tags Phantos into the match, he leaps over the top rope and drops an elbow across Tytan’s knee, then gets to his feet and traps Tytan in a spinning toe hold trying for the submission. Tytan grunts in pain, but refuses to give up and eventually works his way to the ropes and forces the break. Phantos releases the hold and lets Tytan get to his feet, then catches him with several stiff kicks to the back of the leg, sending him right back to the mat. Phantos tries a figure four leg lock, but Tytan grabs him in an inside cradle for a two count. Phantos gets to his feet first and waits for Tytan to get to his feet and charges, but Tytan gets a boot up and nearly takes Phantos head off his shoulders. Tytan stumbles a bit and tags in Poe. Poe steps into the ring, and pulls Phantos to his feet and grabs him by the throat and CHOKESLAMS HIM TO HELL! Lucios comes into the ring next and tries a clothesline, but Poe ducks the move and grabs Lucios and catches him with a hangman’s neckbreaker! Phantos is back on his feet, but Poe grabs him and throws him into the corner and charges in and catches him with an elbow to the jaw. Phantos slumps to the mat. When Poe turns around he catches a charging Lucios with a kick to the mid section, and lifts him for a powerbomb, but Phantos shoves them both, and they end up falling over the top rope to the floor. Inside the ring, Phantos staggers to the middle of the ring, not noticing Tytan waiting for him. Tytan charges and nearly cuts Phantos in half with a spear! Tytan pulls Phantos to his feet and KILLS him with the STEINER SCREWDRIVER! Phantos is DEAD! On the outside, Lucios is reeling from repeated shots from Poe. As he staggers away, he grabs the bell from the table and PASTES Poe right in the face! The referee sees this, and immediately calls for the bell! WINNERS in 20:11 by disqualification – Gods & Monsters After the match, Poe quickly gets back to his feet, wiping blood from his forehead. Tytan is furious inside the ring. From the outside, Lucios pulls a barely conscious Phantos out of the ring, grabs the titles, and make their way to the back. <After the match, we cut to the back to GM the Rick’s office where we see Spin Hansen standing with his Intercontinental Title> GMtR: Look Spin, I am sorry, they took Eric to the hospital for observation, there is no one else to challenge you tonight, so I am afraid you get the night off. SH: There IS one person……. GMtR: Who? SH: YO! COME ON IN! <DH Magnusson walks into GM the Rick’s office. Rick immediately stands and shakes Magnusson’s hand> GMtR:: Welcome back DH. I assume you are interested in this shot? DHM: Well……I DO get a rematch….. GMtR: Spin, you ok with this? SH: Let’s do it GMtR: Ok boys, get out to the ring, you are next. SPIN HANSEN vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match Spin and Magnusson both come out through the crowd and slowly make their way to the ring. Finally both men hop the railing and climb into the ring. The announcements are formally made and Spin hands his title to the referee who holds it high in the air. The Midnight Son members bump knuckles, the bell rings, and this one is underway. The two slowly circle and lock up. Magnusson pushes Spin to the corner, and the referee calls for a clean break, and he gets it. The two meet in the middle of the ring again and lock up, this time Spin grabs an arm wringer, then a side head lock. Magnusson shoves him to the ropes and takes him to the mat on the rebound with a shoulderblock. Magnusson hits the ropes and Spin gets back to his feet and side steps, sending Magnusson to the ropes, then catching him with a drop toe hold on the rebound. Spin grabs Magnusson in a hammerlock, but Magnusson quickly sits up and spins to his feet and turns it into an arm drag on Spin. Spin gets to his feet quickly and both men meet in the center of the ring and bump knuckles again, much to the delight of the crowd. Another lock up, this time Spin catches Magnusson with a headbutt between the eyes that drops him to one knee. Spin bounds off the ropes and catches DH with a boot between the eyes, then covers, but only gets a one count. Spin pulls Magnusson up and backs him into the corner and whips him hard across the ring, DH hits the corner hard, and staggers out a few steps, Spin hits the ropes and it looks like he is going to try for a bulldog, but Magnusson spins and catches him with a belly to belly suplex, planting Hansen on the mat! Magnusson covers, but Spin is up before the referee even gets down to the mat. Both men get to their feet and meet in the middle of the ring and swap sots to the head. Magnusson ducks a wild swing by Spin and his an atomic drop that sends Hansen to the ropes. On the rebound Magnusson snaps off a nice power slam and covers for a two count. Magnusson seems to be in control now, and he waits for Hansen to get to his feet, then charges, but Spin was playing a little possum and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER! Magnusson’s head bounces off the mat, and Spin covers, but DH rolls his shoulder at two. Spin pulls Magnusson up and sets him up for a piledriver, but Magnusson tries to block it. Spin pulls Magnusson back and drops repeated elbows across the back of his head, then lifts him PILEDRIVER! Spin covers, but Magnusson rolls his shoulder at two. Spin pulls Magnusson to his feet and shoves him into the corner and sets him on the top rope and climbs to the second rope, but before he can do anything, Magnusson grabs Spin by the head and HAMMERS him with headbutts between the eyes. Sin falls off the top rope and Magnusson climbs to the top rope and leaps and nearly takes Spin’s head off with a clothesline. Before Magnusson can even cover though, The Chickenshit Heels hit the ring! They immediately put the boots to Magnusson and when Spin gets to his feet, Johnny nails him with his boot! The referee has no choice but to call for the no contest here. WINNER – No Contest in 14:42 The Heels pull Magnusson to his feet and AA holds him while Johnny lines him up for a boot shot. As Adrenaline charges Magnusson gets his foot up and catches Adrenaline right on the jaw. Johnny turns and staggers away, right into a SPINEBUSTER from Spin! Magnusson mule kicks AA freeing himself, then lifts a stunned AA on his shoulders and hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! The Chickenshit Heels powder out and stagger and stumble up the ramp pointing to the ring the whole time and swearing revenge. Inside the ring, Spin and Magnusson beg them to come back, but when it becomes clear that they are not coming back, Spin and DH share a manly embrace in the middle of the ring and then leave, heading through the crowd to the back. DAVIN MORELAND vs. STANK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match Former OOWF World Heavyweight champion Stank is announced and he comes to the ring and climbs between the ropes and motions for the ref to move things along. Stank has a murderous look in his eyes tonight, Davin better be in top form. The OOWF World Heavyweight champion Davin Moreland and he and Samantha Darling come out to the top of the ramp. Davin is already sweating profusely, but its not the pre-match workout sweat, it seems to be that, oh hell I drank too much and I am sweating booze kind of sweat. Darling is wearing his dark shades and it seems to take effort for he and Samantha to make it to the ring. They step between the ropes and Stank immediately attacks, charging across the ring and NAILING Moreland with a forearm to the side of the head. Davin stumbles into Samantha sending her to the mat, then out of the ring to the floor. Davin turns and looks at Samantha in shock, completely taking his focus off of Stank. Stank grabs Moreland from behind and lifts him onto his shoulders and hits the SHOCK TREATMENT! Davin writhes in pain on the mat, but Stank doesn’t even try for a cover, instead he grabs Moreland by the hair and HAMMERS him with straight rights to the face. Davin rakes the eyes to free himself and shoves Stank off of him and rolls out of the ring to the floor, but Stank follows him right out. Davin crawls across the floor to a prone Samantha Darling, but Stank doesn’t let him get there. Instead he grabs Moreland and pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the announce table, then shoots him back into the ring. Sam Darling is finally stirring, and she reaches under the ring and grabs a kendo stick, as Stank gets on the apron, Sam SMACKS him across the back with the kendo stick. This doesn’t have QUITE the desired effect on Stank though, Stank glares at Samantha and jumps off the apron and grabs her by the throat. Sam has the fear of god in her eyes. Before Stank can do anything, Moreland charges in the ring and baseball slides toward Stank. Stank shoves Samantha away, sending her back to the floor, and he and Davin go toe to toe trading shots to the head. Moreland digs his thumbs into Stank’s eyes, then grabs him for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on the floor, but Stank shoves him off, sending him right at Samantha Darling. Moreland puts on the brakes before he hits her, but then turns around and gets a boot to the face from Stank. Stank rolls the champ into the ring, shoots a death glance at Samantha, then follows him into the ring. Moreland begs off, but Stank snarls and yells at him to get to his feet. Stank pulls Moreland to his feet and slams his head into the top turnbuckle ten times. Stank is ready to do it again when Davin catches him with a kick between the legs that finally slows the big man down. Moreland struggles to stay on his feet, using the corner to keep himself upright. As Stank gets to one knee, Davin charges out of the corner and takes him to the mat with a swinging neck breaker. Moreland pulls Stank to his feet, but Stank slams him between the eyes with a headbutt that leaves the champ on rubber legs. Stank scoops Moreland up and plants him on the mat then drops a big leg across his chest and covers, but Moreland manages to get his leg on the bottom rope. Stank is up again and waits for Davin to get to his feet, Moreland motions to Sam, and she slides him the title, then races around the ring and jumps on the apron and calls the referee over. Stank grabs Moreland, and Davin BLASTS him with the title. Stank goes down to one knee, but does not fall to the mat. Davin hits the ropes and NAILS Stank again, this time the big man goes down, but does not stay down. With blood pouring off his face, Stank gets to his face and turns to the champion, snarling with rage. Stank charges Moreland and takes him to the mat, and PUMMELS him. On the outside, Samantha is waiving furiously to the back, and Phantos, Lucios and Firewoman sprint to the ring and slide under the ropes and attack Stank! The referee immediately calls for the bell. WINNER in 10:19 by Disqualification – Stank Phantos and Lucios pull Stank up and it looks like they are going to try the Drop Kick Device, but DH Magnusson, Spin Hansen, Outback Jack and LD Williams rush the ring and Run DEA decides to beat a hasty retreat to the back. Moreland is staggering to the back when Alexander Darling comes out. The two stare at one another for a moment, then Davin pushes past him with Samantha and heads to the back, leaving Drink & Destroy to celebrate in the ring. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF November Pain PPV, Live November 30th from Springfield, Massachusetts (Hell yeah, bitches!) And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 26th from Springfield, West Virginia! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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OOWF Rankings for 11/12/08[/u]
OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Davin Moreland (+1, 4-3) 1. Spin Hansen – OOWF Intercontinental Champion (+2, 4-2) 2. Chris Cole – OOWF Onslaught Champion (+2, 4-2) 3. Poe (+3, 5-2) 4. Tytan (+3, 5-2) 5. FF Capslock (+3, 4-1) 6. Stank (+3, 4-1) 7. Concrete TG (+1, 4-3) 8. Outback Jack (+1, 3-2) 9. Lucios (+1, 3-2)* 10. Phantos (+1, 3-2)* 11. LD Williams (+1, 3-2) 12. Bryce Larson (+1, 1-0) 13. Attitude Adjuster (E, 3-3) 14. Johnny Adrenaline (E, 3-3) 15. Moosehead Jack (E, 3-3) 16. Tyson Kincaid (E, 3-3) 17. The Amnesiac (-1, 3-4)** 18. Skurge (-1, 3-4)** 19. SYB (-1, 3-4)** 20. Eric O’Mac (-2, 2-4) 21. DH Magnusson (-2, 0-2) 22. Alexander Darling (-3, 2-5) 23. Seamus McNasty (-3, 2-5) 24. Firewoman (-3, 2-5) 25. Damon Wrath (-4, 1-5) *OOWF World Tag Team Champions **OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions World Tag Team Rankings[/u] OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Phantos & Lucios (+1, 3-2) 1. Drink & Destroy (+3, 4-1) 2. Gods & Monsters (+2, 3-1) 3. IHOP (+2, 3-1) 4. Fear Us (+1, 2-1) 5. The Chickenshit Heels (E, 3-3)
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, North Carolina BRYCE LARSON vs. DEAN KRZYZEWSKI Local North Carolinian Dean Krzyzewski makes his way to the ring, he is clad half in Duke Blue, and half in Tarheel Blue, and booed by all. Kryyzerski makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and poses for the unappreciative crowd. And with that, I am no longer typing out that name. From now on he is Dean K. “War Machine” by Black Sabbath starts and “The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson makes his way to the ring. By the time they finish announcing his name, the song is over and he is still only about halfway to the ring. The referee asks him to speed things up, so he charges the ring and slides under the bottom rope, where Dean K immediately attacks him with a kick to the back of the head. Dean K hits the ropes and tries a leg drop, but Larson rolls out of the way and Dean K gets nothing but mat. Larson spins to his feet and NAILS Dean with a stiff kick to the face. Larson pulls K to his feet and lifts him into a fireman’s carry, then spins him off his shoulders, holding onto his head and driving his jaw into his chin. Dean K’s head snaps back and he hits the mat. Larson gets to his feet quickly and waits for K to struggle to his feet, as he does, Larson grabs him and hits a reverse side Russian leg sweep neck breaker, then brings Larson back up and grabs a side head lock, and falls straight down to the mat, driving K’s face to the canvas. Larson covers, but K manages to roll his shoulder before the three count, then slither under the bottom rope to the safety of the floor. Larson charges to the ropes and springs to the top rope, spins around, and hits a moonsault off the top rope, catching K by the head and DRIVING him to the floor with a reverse DDT! The crowd pops into a very appropriate HOLY SHIT chant. Both men are a little slow to get to their feet, but Larson is up first and he throws K back into the ring. Larson follows him into the ring and K tries to beg off but Larson keeps up the pressure. The referee turns away for a moment and K gets in a low blow that doubles Larson over in pain. K gets to his feet and climbs to the second rope and grabs Larson and hits a tornado DDT. K covers, but only gets a once count. Dean K is feeling a little froggy so he goes to the top rope and tries a frog splash, but Larson is easily out of the way. K crashes and burns, and ends up on knees in the middle of the ring. Larson kips up and charges at K and hits the Harry, Ron & Hermione. Dean K is all but out, and Larson calls for the Dela-Ware Special! The crowd goes absolutely ape shit for this, but before he does it, Larson smiles and shakes his finger and smiles. There will be no Dela-Ware Special tonight. Instead he waits for Dean K to get to his feet and he hits SHINOBI’S RAGE! K is DONE! Larson falls on him, one, two, three! WINNER in 5:19 – “The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson ALEXIS DARLING vs. BUNNY This match is a result of what happened last week when Alexis Darling took on Carl from Fresno in her return match. Alexis basically dominated the match, but it didn’t end there as Alexis and her brother Alexander attacked Carl after the bell. They could have done major damage, but nothing could be inflicted as Carl’s old friend and partner, Bunny, ran down and made the save. The instrumental version of an Eminem mega mix starts and Bunny steps out from the back with a microphone in hand, Ayo, ayo… The prodigal one is back And that’s not wiggidy wack I gots to face me a Darling One I can hook like a marlin The bitch has a lot of tells None bigger than how much her pussy smells I get more ring rats than Tracy Smothers Too bad Alexis is busy fucking her brother And that line was too much as Alexander Darling runs out from the back and crashes into Bunny from behind. He tosses him hard into the guardrail as his sister runs out to join him. She pulls him off Bunny and starts to attack him herself. Some hard kicks as they both make their way down the ramp and she tosses him into the ring. It takes her a minute to get her robe off and make it into the ring, but as she does so Sterling Glaw calls for the bell and Bunny bounces off the far ropes and nails Alexis coming in with a spinning leg lariat. Bunny is flipping and bouncing all over the ring as he is really keeping Alexis off-balance and he’s also avoiding the antics of Alexander on the outside. Bunny picks AD up and slams her down and in one fluid motion, he cartwheels around her and nails Alexis with a Shining Wizard. He makes a quick cover… 1… 2.. But Alexis kicks out. Bunny stays on the offensive as he hits Alexis with a gut wrench suplex near the corner. Bunny heads to the outside and starts to climb the ropes but as he does so, Alexander grabs a hold of Bunny’s leg to delay him. Glaw is yelling at and Bunny finally kicks Alexander off, but it’s too late as Alexis has bounced to her feet and hits off the second rope before drop kicking Bunny to the floor…Hey, where did she learn that move??? No time to waster though as Alexis is now the one climbing the ropes as she waits for Bunny to stagger to his feet and as soon as he does…SHOOTING STAR PRESS and it’s a beautiful one. Both combatants are down on the outside, but Alexander is feeding his sister some water and helping her get her bearings. Once Alexis gets enough time she gets to her feet and gives a mock bow to the crowd to show her appreciation for their reaction to her move. She slowly picks Bunny up by the eats and pushes him in the ring before getting onto the apron and she comes into the ring in her own unique way with a slingshot double stomp to the lower back of Bunny. She drops down and rolls him over to make the cover… 1… 2… And Bunny gets a leg on the ropes before Alexander can get over and knocks it off. And Glaw sees this and has finally had enough of Alexander at ringside and points to the back. Alexander protests in vain, but he’s not a licensed manager and Sterling has the right to force him down to the locker room. Alexis is livid in the ring as she argues with Glaw and she is caught when Bunny rolls her up from behind and follows it right through into a German suplex…CHAOS THEORY. Bunny makes the cover… One… Two… Thr…NO, Alexis barely rolls a shoulder. Bunny gives a loud, “AYO” to the crowd as he starts whipping Alexis from post to post. But he does it once too often as Alexis catches him coming in and grabs a hold of his head with a flying head scissors out of the corner. Both wrestlers are up and now they’re slugging it out as Bunny and Alexis each try to move faster and faster and finally Alexis is smart enough to catch Bunny coming off the ropes with a sick STO. Alexis picks Bunny up and locks him in a BUTTERFLY LOCK. She holds it for a few seconds, before tossing Bunny over her head in a Butterfly suplex. She makes the cover… 1… 2… Kick out. Alexis wastes no time in following up and she seems like a woman possessed as she grabs Bunny roughly by his big floppy ears…AIR RAID CRASH…this match is over, but Alexis doesn’t go for the cover. She instead twists Bunny into a pretzel…DARLING CLUTCH and she drags Bunny to the center of the ring. She has it locked in and as much as Bunny tries to flip his way out of it, it’s locked in tight. He’s holding on and trying everything he can to get out of it. But after a good minute or two, he just can’t do it anymore and has no choice but to tap out. Alexis Darling refuses to let go of the hold though and she is really wrenching back as the bell continues to ring. Glaw is trying to pull her off and starts counting to five, but before he gets there, Firewoman has rushed down to ringside and she pulls Alexis off of her old tag team partner and Alexis looks furious but Firewoman holds her back as she helps Bunny to his feet. But it’s all a ruse…kick to the stomach and Fire wraps up Bunny… C-4 connects. Alexis and Fire give each other a hug as Alexis walks back over and picks Bunny up in the air, she rotates him…BITCH KILLER…and they still aren’t done as Firewoman has walked up the ropes and she takes a deep breath… DOUBLE MOONSAULT lands clean. Just as it looks like Alexis and Firewoman will do even more damage, the crowd erupts as Justin Sane storms out of the back with CHAIR and Carl from Fresno storms out with a DELI SLICER??? Anyways, Firewoman and Alexis beat a hasty retreat out through the crowd as they’ve left Bunny convulsing in the ring. WINNER in 9:01 by submission…ALEXIS DARLING TYSON KINCAID vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK “Idle Hands” fires up through the arena, and the OOWF-tron flickers on to Tyson Kincaid’s entrance video. Tyson comes down the ring, alone, walking with purpose, eyes clear and focused. He enters the ring and poses for the cheers of the crowd, soaking them up. As he hits the fourth turnbuckle, “Scarecrow” begins and Moosehead Jack makes his entrance. But rather than slump in the corner as usual, Moose walks up to Tyson and looks him straight in the eye. Tyson raises his arms in the universal symbol for “What?!” Moose smirks, pulls a flask out of his tights, and takes a drink. And then offers it to Tyson. Tyson is enraged, and smacks it out of Moosehead Jack’s hands. Moose merely laughs and the ref wisely calls for the bell to get started. The two men lock up and test their strength by trying to push each other to the edge of the ring. Tyson has the advantage early, then Moose finds his footing and pushes Tyson back towards the ropes. Tyson counters, putting Moose into a rear arm lock. Moose slaps his shoulder twice, as required by law, and then reverses, into a wrist lock on Tyson. Rather than just hold him like that, Moose wastes no time in dropping his elbow right against Tyson’s, hyper extending the arm. He lets go and Tyson grabs his elbow. Moose powers Tyson into the corner with punches, and breaks after the ref gets to four. Moose steps back allowing Tyson to recover and then picks him up into a Fireman’s Carry into a slam. Tyson gets up, only slightly dazed, and rushes Moose, running into a Clothesline. Down Tyson goes, and Moose begins to put the boots to him. The ref begins another count, and he Moose again backs off after four. Tyson crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up. He turns around and walks into a boot to the head that sends him back to the ropes. Moose takes this opportunity to try to choke Tyson with the ropes. The ref starts the count, but Tyson manages to get lose with a few well placed elbows to Moose’s ribs. This drives Moose back allowing Tyson to recover a bit. He sees his opportunity and bounces off the rope, into Moose with his own flying clothesline. This seems to fire him up a bit, as Moose stands up, Tyson grabs him for a Swinging Neck breaker. He rolls over for the cover, but Moose gets an arm up at about 1.5. Both wrestlers stand, and turn towards each other. Moose spins around attempting a spinning chop to the neck, but Tyson counters, and starts to get Moose into position for a Brain buster. But Moose counters, and gets out, pushing Tyson away. He winds up, as Tyson turns around, getting the Most Devastating Move in Professional Wrestling, the Heart punch, lined up. But Tyson sees it coming, and drop toe-holds Moose….right into the ref! The ref goes flying out of the ring, and Moose would have too, except for the ring post stopping him at the shoulder. Tyson gets up and climbs the ring post to set up a moonsault, but seemingly from out of nowhere, Firewoman has appeared and grabs his leg, which forces him back down. Tyson begins to yell at her, but she just smiles innocently. What he doesn’t see, is Moosehead Jack recovering. The crowd is yelling, but Tyson doesn’t know why as he yells at Firewoman to get back up the ramp. Firewoman just stares at him, with her hands on her hips. Moose stalks Tyson from behind, then seizes his opportunity and grabs Tyson into a roll-up for...well, should we call it a Darling Finish? Firewoman runs around to the side of the ring, and “helps” the referee back in. He sees the pin and counts 1, 2, 3. WINNER: Moosehead Jack. Tyson is furious as the referee raises Moosehead Jack’s arm. Firewoman walks satisfied and backwards up the ramp, smiling. She gets half way up when Moose catches her eye and gives her a nod. She doesn’t respond, but turns and continues towards the back. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. GAELIC STORM vs. FEAR US L.D. Williams and Outback Jack enter first, but Seamus and Damon never come thru the curtain. TCH does, and they have a microphone. AA: Johnny, what happened to our other opponents, man? JA: Ya see, Williams.. Jack... THAT is what happens when you mess with us! Ya get laid out before the match! AA: So you two clowns keep flappin' your yaps, and maybe next time, when the music hits, and the lights come on, and the crowd starts to buzz... you'll be the ones face first on the concrete in the back! The crowd pops as AA finishes, but not because they particularly cared for what he was saying, but because the big screen shows what REALLY happened to Damon and Seamus, as they are brawling in the parking lot. Johnny and AA play off the reaction as their own and continue to the ring. Williams and Jack point at the developments, and TCH turns around to see their lies being exposed. That pisses them off, so JA and AA rush the ring, but LDW and OBJ put the boots to them before they can get all the way in. Jack drags Johnny in by the hair and hip tosses him across the ring. Williams uses the ropes to choke out Capps until AA is able to wiggle out to the floor. That allows for some double teaming on Adrenaline, highlighted by a double gut buster. Williams stretches out Johnny a little bit as things settle down, and AA hops in to break that up. Tag to Jack, and OBJ pounds JA back to the corner. Hard Irish whip to the other corner, and an avalanche/bulldog combo gets two, as Johnny gets a foot on the rope. Another quick tag, and Williams works the sternum and back some more. Power bomb into the turnbuckle, but a charge eats boot, and Johnny takes him down from behind and tags AA. Some measured right hands from AA, capped with a stiff elbow takes LDW back down, and AA tries a camel clutch. But Williams grabs a leg and twists out of it into an ankle lock. Capps grabs the ropes, and climbs the ropes to tag Johnny, and before Williams releases the hold, Adrenaline flies in off the top with a body press that gets a two count. LDW tries to get to his feet, but Johnny kicks him all the way up. Williams finally grabs one of the kicks, and takes Johnny over with a dragon screw and wants the STF. But Johnny kicks him off, and Capps sucker punches Williams. Johnny schoolboys him for a long two count. To the ropes, and LDW gets a blind tag. Johnny gets a nice belly to belly throw on LDW, but Jack takes his head off with a clothesline when he turns around. Jack works over Johnny in the corner, then takes him up for a superplex. JA fights it, and they exchange punches up top. Adrenaline wins the fight, dropping OBJ to the mat, but Williams shakes the top rope and JA gets crotched. Crowd doesn't like that much. That allows Jack to get back up and get the superplex, but AA's having none of it and breaks up the cover immediately. Tag to Williams, and LDW kills Johnny with a tiger suplex, just dropping him on the back of the head. Johnny to the floor to shake the cobwebs, but Williams comes out thru the ropes with a suicide dive. We've got a mess on the floor, and AA comes around and drags Johnny away, rolling him into the ring by the TCH corner. OBJ protests that, and runs around the ring and yanks Capps off the apron. They brawl, and when Johnny staggers up, there's nobody to tag. LDW's back in and charges, but Johnny hot shots him into the turnbuckle, and Williams' face hits the post! Johnny's still half out of it as AA gets back on the apron, and Johnny falls into the HOT TAG! Capps sees Williams, now bleeding, laid out and covers, but Jack pulls AA out of the ring. Johnny comes off the apron with a double axe handle on OBJ to take him out. AA goes back in, but Williams is playing possum and cradles Capps! One, two, but AA kicks out just in the nick of time. AA goes right after the head wound with some forearm shots, then a pile driver. That all leads to THE CLAW~! Williams sells it good and he's fading. But OBJ manages to reach out and get a tag at the last minute. AA keeps the hold locked on and keeps Jack at bay with kicks, finally letting go when Jack charges, and AA sidesteps him and sends him to the ropes... where Johnny catches him on the other side with a kick to the back of the head. DDT! One, two, and OBJ kicks out. Tag to Johnny and they want the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Jack fights it off and lands on the apron. Johnny and OBJ slug it out, and Jack goes to the eyes to get back in. BOOMERANG misses, and AA NAILS Jack with some brass knux! Johnny rolls him up from behind, but the ref suspects some shenanigans from AA. He pleads innocent, and while he does, Williams sneaks back in and clobbers Johnny with a clothesline, which rolls OBJ over on top of him. One, two, and it's THREE nanoseconds before Capps can make the save. WINNERS in 16:03: FEAR US. GODS & MONSTERS & ERIC O’MAC vs. IHOP & THE AMNESIAC – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match – If IHOP & The Amnesiac lose, they must split forever IHOP, led by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, make their way to the ring first. They receive a surprising amount of support from the fans, but don’t seem to notice it. The three men radiate intensity as the climb into the ring. They bump fists, and Skurge and The Amnesiac use the ropes to warm up as SYB just stares toward the entrance. The crowd’s cheers change to a hailstorm of boos as the champions, accompanied by Selena, step onto the stage. Eric O’Mac, flanked by Gods & Monsters, pauses at the top of the ramp. They raise their belts and drink in the crowd’s scorn. The champions approach the ring and wave the challengers out of the way, but IHOP refuse to give ground. After a moment, Eric shrugs and the champions hand their titles to Selena and climb onto the apron. Referee Davis Hightower steps in and sends G&M and Skurge and The Amnesiac to their corners, leaving Eric and SYB to start. Eric and SYB meet in center ring and before Eric can say a word SYB slaps the taste out of his mouth. Eric lunges but SYB side-steps, rolling Eric up and getting a two count. Eric kicks out and gets to his feet, then turns and levels SYB with a clothesline. After a few kicks he pulls SYB to feet, rocks him with a European uppercut, and runs him into the G&M corner and tags Tytan. They work SYB over in the corner, then Tytan backs off and SYB whips SYB into a super kick. Tytan makes a cover, but Skurge breaks it up at two. As Hightower orders Skurge out of the ring, Tytan picks SYB up into an over the shoulder backbreaker, then drives him to the mat with a Dominator. He covers again, but The Amnesiac breaks it up with a flying elbow. He mounts Tytan and starts throwing punches and, as Hightower tries to pull him off, Skuge comes in and drags SYB to IHOP’s corner. Hightower finally gets The Amnesiac out of the ring and sees Skurge tag himself in. Skurge hits Tytan with a running knee to the head, then drops him with a DDT. He turns to meet Poe as he comes in to help, and they slug it out. Eric starts to enter, and draws Hightower’s attention, which allows Tytan to roll to his knees and hit Skurge from behind with a low blow. Skurge stumbles forward, and Poe plants him with a power bomb before leaving the ring. Tytan scrapes Skurge off the mat and hits the Corporate Fallout, then makes a cover. The Amnesiac dives into the ring and breaks it up just before the three. Eric enters as The Amnesiac gets up and catches him with a Backstabber. Eric pulls The Amnesiac to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Poe pulls the ropes down and The Amnesiac topples to the floor. Meanwhile, Tytan picks Skurge up and drops him face-first onto the top turnbuckle, then hits a German suplex. He bridges, and Hightower counts One…Two…Thr – SYB makes the save! SYB is a house-(albeit a small one)-a fire! He keeps Tytan on the mat with kicks and stomps, then knocks Eric out of the ring with a dropkick when he tries to get involved. SYB and Skurge batter Tytan, then Skurge picks him up for the Smokehouse Combo. SYB goes to the ropes – but Eric grabs his ankle and yanks him out to the floor. Tytan fights free and staggers Skurge with punches, then kills him with a Death Valley Driver. He covers, but Hightower is busy outside the ring. Tytan approaches the ropes and yells at the ref as Poe drops The Amnesiac with a punch and turns as Eric whips SYB towards him. SYB tries for a Thesz press, but Poe catches him and muscles him into position for a power bomb. He turns to drop him onto the railing, but SYB reverses it, sending Poe into the crowd with a Hurricanrana, but gutting himself on the railing at the same time. Eric approaches to help Poe, but The Amnesiac levels him with a roaring elbow. The Amnesiac helps SYB off the railing and carries him back to the IHOP corner. Hightower slides back into the ring just as Skurge rolls Tytan up from behind. One…Two…Thr-Tytan kicks out! Skurge kicks Tytan back to the mat and turns to his corner, but neither of his partners are looking too good. The Amnesiac gamely reaches for the tag, and Skurge runs Tytan head-first into the corner. The Amnesiac tags in and they lift Tytan for a tandem suplex. SYB tells them to hold him in the air and climbs laboriously to the top, diving off into a cross body that drives Tytan to the mat, Skurge and SYB roll to the outside and The Amnesiac covers, One…Two…Thr-Eric breaks the pin! Hightower keeps IHOP from entering, which allows Eric to continue his assault on The Amnesiac and sling him into the G&M corner. Tytan rolls to his feet and makes his way to the corner as well, tagging in Poe. Eric and Tytan whip The Amnesiac out of the corner and into a Big Boot from Poe. Poe picks The Amnesiac up and hits a Fallaway Slam, then lifts him onto his shoulders for the Pendulum. Before he can hit the move, SYB is in with a flying tackle that doesn’t take him down but knocks him off balance. As Poe staggers, Skurge sprints across the ring and dives into Tytan, taking both men to the floor. SYB rolls to his feet and hops onto the second turnbuckle, jumping off and dropkicking Poe in the chest as The Amnesiac shifts his weight. Poe falls back and The Amnesiac rolls him up with a crucifix as SYB clips Eric’s knee as he tries to come into the ring. Hightower counts One…Two…Three! WINNERS, and new OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions, in 19:59, IHOP & The Amnesiac After the match: The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth waves to the back and Fezzik comes out leading a platoon of security. As they herd Eric and G&M to the back, Dorothy collects the belts and climbs into the ring. She hands them to the champions, and Skurge and The Amnesiac each climb a turnbuckle as SYB stands in center ring. They hold their titles high as the crowd roars their approval. CHRIS COLE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Alexander Darling comes to the ring flanked by his sister Alexis. They make their way to the ring, pausing occasionally to sneer at the fans as they boo. Finally the Darlings get to the ring and Alex moves to the corner while Alexis gives him some last minute instructions. The Onslaught champion Chris Cole’s music plays, and he comes out to the top of the ramp. Cole stands there for a moment and listens to the mixed reaction from the crowd. They don’t really like him as much as they hate Darling. Cole looks worse for the wear, and is still sporting assorted bruises from last week’s post match attack. Cole makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and immediately walks to the referee. He is saying something to him, and all we can hear is “she has no business here.” An official comes from the back and there is an animated conversation between the referee and the official, finally the referee says something to the announcer: “Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Alexis Darling not having a manager’s license, the referee is ordering her to the back.” Alexis comes UNGLUED and flies across the ring at the referee. Alexander Darling has to grab her to keep her from attacking the referee. He works to calm her down and get her out of the ring, the whole time Chris Cole is standing in the corner with an amused look on his face. Finally Alexis leaves the ring and is escorted to the back by the Local Security. Alexander watches her go, then turns back to Cole with a look of pure hate in his eyes. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway. Darling and Cole charge at one another and meet in the center of the ring and immediately start trading chops. Cole gets in a knee that drops Darling to his knees. Cole hits the ropes and tries a kick to the side of the head, but Darling pulls back and sweeps Cole’s leg sending him to the mat. Both men are quickly to their feet, and Cole grabs a side head lock, but Darling sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the face that sends Cole out of the ring. Darling moves to leave the ring and go after Cole, but the referee stops him and makes him step back and starts the ten count on the champion. Cole gets to his feet rather quickly, but looks at Darling, who is eager to press his advantage. Cole causally walks around the ring and hops on the apron and steps between the ropes once the referee hits eight. Darling charges in and tries a clothesline, but Cole ducks it and traps Darling on the ropes and snaps his head back with a series of European uppercuts. Cole hooks Darling and takes him to the mat with a snap suplex, then floats over and gets a two count. Cole pulls Darling to his feet and scoops him up and drops him across his knee with a pendulum back breaker, covers and gets another two count. Chris Cole gets to his feet and slowly pulls Darling up, pausing to give him a sarcastic slap across the face. This seems to ignite Darling, and he grabs Cole and hits a STUNNER! Cole writhes on the mat in pain while Darling heads to the corner and climbs to the second rope and leaps off, driving his elbow into Cole’s throat. Darling doesn’t go for the pin, instead opting to HAMMER Cole with closed fist punches to the face. This draws a warning from the referee as he pulls Darling off of Cole. Darling appears ready to go after the referee, but instead shoves him aside and goes back after Cole, catching Cole with a kick to the side of the head that sends him from one knee, back to the mat. Darling works on Cole’s neck, which has to be considerably sore after last week’s attack by he and Moreland. Darling keeps Cole face down on the mat and drives his knee in to the back of his head and neck, then crosses Cole’s arms and pulls him back in a camel clutch, keeping his knee planted in the middle of Cole’s back. The referee asks Cole if he wants to quit, but Cole refuses and slowly fights to his feet and backs Darling into the corner. The referee calls for the clean break, but Cole slams his head backward, catching Darling in the face. Darling falls to the mat grabbing his face in pain, Cole gets a warning from the referee. Cole charges across the corner and catches Darling with a bootwash, then pulls him out and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head too soon, and Darling catches him with a corkscrew DDT! Cole grabs his neck in agony, and Darling pulls Cole up and hits a PILE DRIVER! Cole’s neck could be broken! Darling covers, one……two……thre…..NO! Darling shows a little frustration and asks how much time we have left, the official answers just over three minutes. Darling pulls Cole to his feet and hits a DARLING DRIVER! He covers again and gets the one….two…..thre….NO! Cole reaches out and grabs the bottom rope, forcing the break. Darling snarls and lands a few stiff kicks on Cole then heads to the top rope. Darling is not that much of a high flyer, what is he doing? Darling leaps, trying a Phoenix Splash, but Cole rolls out of the way and Darling hits the mat knees first, then FACEPLANTS on the mat! Darling rolls over and looks up at the ceiling, his eyes are glassy and his nose is gushing blood. He just knocked himself goofy. Cole gets to his feet and pulls a near helpless Darling to his feet and hits the HEDLINER! Cole covers, and there is no way Darling can kick out, cover, one, two, three. WINNER in 18:25 – Chris Cole PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match Drink and Destroy hit the ring first to a raucous reception from the North Carolinian crowd. Stank and Capslock pop a couple of beers with the crowd and wait for the opposition. The opening chords of ‘God Blessed Texas’ are the only portions of the champions' music that is heard, as the crowd’s chorus of boos drowns out the sound system here in Springfield. Phantos and Lucios head to the ring, accompanied by Firewoman, who has put a cowboy hat on for the occasion. Stank and Lucios start us off. Collar and elbow tie up to begin, and Stank pushes Lucios off his feet. Lucios pops up and circles the former World Heavyweight Champion. Another tie up, and again Lucios ends up on his butt. The crowd roars in approval. Lucios is up again quickly and charges Stank. Stank catches him with a snap power slam and gets a 1 count. Lucios powers out and goes nose to nose with Stank. Lucios hits the Slap of Disrespect, and Stank retaliates with a big right hand. Lucios stumbles back, and Stank forces him into the corner. Knee to the gut. European uppercut. Whip across the ring and Lucios slumps in the opposite corner. Stank follows up with a Stinger Splash that shifts the ring. Stank grabs Lucios and hits a bulldog. Tag goes to FF Capslock. Lucios eats a couple of rights and an elbow as soon as Capslock enters the ring. Irish whip, and FF telegraphs the backdrop. Lucios sees it coming and leapfrogs Capslock, rebounding off the ropes and nailing him with a clothesline. Capslock gets up close and personal with the bottom of Lucios’ boots and the masked man goes to town stomping away. FF crawls to the ropes and gets the referee involved breaking the action. FF low blows Lucios and crawls to his corner. Phantos gets his tag in and drags Capslock back into enemy territory. Phantos drops an elbow and locks in an arm bar. The crowd wills FF to his feet, and he whips Phantos into the ropes. Phantos comes off the ropes and hits a flying burrito. Phantos nips up and hits an atomic drop! Scoop Slam. Phantos goes to the top, and signal for the elbow, but Stank is over and knocks Phantos off the turnbuckle to the mat. Capslock press slams Phantos and drops a huge leg on him. A cover nets a 2 count. Lucios charges in and hits a big boot from behind on FF. Stank in to even the odds, and the referee vainly tries to get between them. Firewoman tosses Phantos a chair, who uses it to catch a charging Capslock in the head. He crumbles to the mat. Phantos places FF’s head in the fold of the chair and climbs to the top. GUILLOTINE LEGROP ONTO THE CHAIR. FF thrashes for a moment, then goes still. The referee hears the sickening thud, sees the chair and calls for the bell. WINNERS via disqualification in 5:12; Drink and Destroy. Firewoman climbs to the top and FIRSAULTS off the top onto Capslock’s neck as well. Lucios hooks Stank and forces him to watch as Firewoman and Phantos take turns stomping on the chair & FF’s head. Capslock is not moving. Finally, Outback Jack, LD Williams and Seamus McNasty come running to ringside, followed by Davin Moreland and the Darling Clan. Run DEA engages in a brief tussle, before powdering out and heading to the back together, while Medics appear to tend to FF Capslock. SPIN HANSEN vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match The Cult’s “Firewoman” blasts over the PA, and Firewoman appears at the top of the ramp. She’s joined by Phantos and….wait…that’s just Phantos. Huh. Anyway, the two make their way into the ring. Phantos gives some words of encouragement. They do a Tearwrist Fistbump and Phantos heads to the floor, and pulls up a chair. The crowd ceases their booing in anticipation…for the OOWF Intercontinental Champion. “Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy” by Rotersand fires up, and Spin Freakin’ Hansen appears at the top of the ramp. He’s all face-painted up in his Varejao (or whatever the name is) Character. Goody. He gets into the ring and stares daggers into Firewoman, who, to her credit, does her best to not laugh. Without looking Spin hands his title belt to Fall River, MA’s Own Angelo Barros, who holds the belt high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship. Barros hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell….WE’RE UNDERWAY! The two combatants slowly circle each other. Spin tries to lunge in and lock up, but Fire responds with a STIFF KICK to the Hamstring, forcing him back a step. This happens three or four times before Spin tries something a little different. He makes a half-hearted lunge in, and as Fire tries to respond with the Kick To The Hammy, Spin grabs her leg with a sadistic grin. Unfortunately for Spin, He never sees Fire’s other leg, as she clips him in the back of the head with an ENZUGURI. From outside, Phantos gets to his feet and starts applauding. Fire realizes the big man didn’t fall, so she connects with a PELE KICK for good measure. THAT did the trick, and Spin falls Flair-Style to the mat. Fire quickly presses her advantage, and gets a Surfboard hold on Spin. She tugs on Hansen’s arms…uh-oh…look out…MOTHERFUCKIN DEA CURBSTOMP! That just LOOKED painful. Fire looks to get a quick cover, but has trouble rolling the big man over, and only gets a two count. Fire drops a couple of knees to Spin’s face, trying to keep her advantage, and I believe she did, because Hansen’s nose is BUSTED WAAAAAHDE OPEN! Fire makes the sign for the BFE, and she ascends the ropes, thinking she just might have this one. And, she just might. She faces out toward the crowd and leaps…HANSEN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY…but Fire somehow heard Phantos above the roar of the crowd screaming “TUCK! TUCK!” which let her know to pull her knees in and complete the rotation on her feet. It was quite a display of athleticism, but it’s short-lived as Spin lurches forward and connects with a Mark Schlereth Chop Block. Fire cries out in pain, and there may be some actual damage there. Hansen is quickly on her and lands a couple of SAMOAN HEADBUTTS which lays Fire out on the mat. Quick cover, but Fire gets a shoulder up at 2. Spin pulls Fire to her feet, and she is DEFINITELY favoring her left leg. Spin grins and grabs that leg. Fire tries to focus, and hit him with another Enziguri, but before that can happen, Spin hits a DRAGON SCREW on the bad leg, and Fire screams in pain again. This could get ugly. Spin tries another cover, but again, Fire just does get her shoulder up. Spin (or Velveeta, or whatever) slaps the mat and roughly pulls Fire up, literally heaving her across the ring into the corner. HUGE SPLASH by Spin which is followed up by a DECAPITATING CLOTHESLINE that sends Fire over the ropes and out to the floor. Barros starts a count, and Phantos immediately runs around to the other side of the ring to help. He implores Valentine to stop, but Spin gets a scary look in his eyes, and just CHOKESLAMS Phantos through a conveniently placed table. Phantos heroically gives the ultimate sacrifice; although the cheers of the crowd disagree. Spin slowly turns to go after Fire once again, but Fire is one step ahead of him; and DRILLS Voluptuous with the point of a STEEL CHAIR to his hamstring! Spin goes to a knee, but as Fire gets closer, Spin SPEARS her out of her boots. Spin (and his profusely bloody nose) pulls Fire up slowly. He’s gonna CHOKE SLAM her on top of Phantos! But just as VirginiaBeach GOOZLES Fire, the bell inexplicably rings. Angelo Barros counted both contestants out! WINNER in 18:13 by Double Count-Out…NO CONTEST! Spin Hansen is STILL the OOWF Intercontinental Champion. DAVIN MORELAND vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match The opening strains of "Jupiter in Mind" by Joe Satriani are quickly drowned out by the roar of the crowd as Concete TG leaps into view, Supersoaker in hand and smile on his face. After firing off a few playful shots into the crowd the resident superhero quickly drops the supersoaker and launches into the ring, soaking the cheers until Satriani is pushed aside by Dream Theater, and the chorus of boos that welcome in the champion, with Samantha Darling in tow. After kicking the discarded Supersoaker into the fourteenth row, Moreland slides into the ring, throwing the belt at Junior Hale and turning back to his escort. Hale shows the belt to CTG, and after a few failed attempts to get Moreland to face the inside of the ring he calls for the bell. Moreland looks almost bored, at the lockup, and he quickly powers the hero into the corner. Hale calls for the clean break, and Moreland responds with a thundercrack slap to the face of CTG! Back to the center of the ring, and a second collar and elbow. Moreland powers CTG back into the corner again, and again with the slap on the break! Hale tries to give Moreland a piece of his mind, but the threat of a backhand from the champion mutes that argument. Back in the center, back to the collar and....No! Crete ducks under and slips behind, waiting for Moreland to turn around into a trio of knife edge chops! Moreland goes for a wild roundhouse, and CTG slips behind again, and Moreland spins around into a perfect standing dropkick! Moreland staggers back into the ropes, and eats a second one as he comes off. CTG hits the trifecta and Moreland hits the mat, rolling out of the ring and calling for a timeout. Samantha Darling checks over her charge, and at the 8 count he slowly slides back into the ring. Moreland feigns a lockup, and scores a knee to the midsection doubling up the challenger before nailing and elbow to the back of his head that leaves CTG on the ground. Moreland stomps away for few moments before pulling the hero up and delivering a snap suplex, following up with gutwrech toss. Hard whip into the corner, and Moreland follows up with a Japanese clothesline before applying the boot choke. Break at four and Moreland drags CTG out of the corner and locks in a CHINLOCK~! The crowd tries to rally their hero from the hold, but he looks to be out as Hale checks the arm: 1... 2... NO! Concrete TG's arm almost brushes the mat, but shoots back up at the last possible moment, shaking in cadence with the fans clapping as he drags himself to his feet. Elbow to midsection loosens Moreland's grip, a second let's CTG turn into the hold, and... Moreland grabs a handful of hair and recinches the chin lock. The ringside fans are screaming their heads off, but Hale didn't see it. Moreland works the chin lock deep, but after almost a full minute, CTG fights to his feet again and sits out with a desperation jawbreaker. Both men up to their feet at the same time, and the champ throws a heavy right that CTG blocks, returning one of his own. A second punch punch by Moreland gets the same result, and Concrete TG fires off a series of rights, stunning the champ long enough for a standing shining wizard that sends Moreland to the mat! Jumping scissor knee drop by Concrete TG followed by a standing moonsualt! 1... 2... No! Moreland rolls a shoulder at 2 and a half, and the hero quickly pulls him up and fires him into the ropes and connects with a leaping leg lariat! The hero is feeling it now, and he grabs Moreland, signals.... CEMENT MIXER! Hale slides in for the count: 1... 2... Samantha Darling throws Moreland's foot over the top rope, and Hale sees it, breaking the pin fall. CTG hops up...He thinks he's won! Hale is trying to explain it to him, while over by the ropes....Over by ropes Samantha Darling hands Davin Moreland the Championship title, and he waste no time in charging across the ring and BLASTING~! Concrete TG with it! Crete goes down in a heap in plain sight of Hale, who instantly calls for the bell! Davin Moreland has gotten himself intentionally disqualified! WINNER via DQ in 12:21 CONCRETE TG After the match, a livid Davin Moreland HURLS Junior Hale out of the ring and grabs up CTG, delivering a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER onto the belt! He leaps to his feet and the crowd is...cheering? What the... It's D.H. MAGNUSSON! D.H. Magnusson is cutting through the crowd, logging chain in hand! He hits the ring, swinging the chain wildly as the champion wisely powders out! Moreland and Samantha barely escape the range of the chain as Magnusson crosses the ring, lashing it out at him. The duo back up to the safety of the ramp as Magnusson grabs the mic: DHM: Yo, Springfield! Ya miss me? The crowd goes wild, and on the top of ramp, Samantha Darling is working hard to restrain her man. DHM: Yeah, I knew I couldn't stay away either. I love this sport, and I love these people WAY too damned much to just hang it up. And tonight, I took care of half of it. Whenever the Heels wake up, someone let 'em know that next time I'll take their heads OFF! DHM: Now...Moreland! You an' me, we got unfinished business, too. I ain't forgot about that little party you an' yours threw for me an' mine at Hell On Earth. I ain't forgot about that little party that you threw for me all on my lonesome at Imperial Onslaught...Y'see when you left me layin' you took somethin' from me...And when y'decided that You didn't need to be the guy that gave a damn, you took something for these people. So I decided I'd take somethin' from you. DHM: Now I can't try an' take your money...You and you little pals got too much of that for it t'matter much. An' I can't take your pride, because judgin' by that streetwalker on your arm somebody done beat me to that. So I guess all that leaves is... Magnusson picks up the World Title, looks at it and smiles. DHM: Yeah...This'll do. Magnusson drops the belt and the mic and slides back out the ring, diving back into the fans as we close. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF November Pain PPV, Live November 30th from Springfield, Maryland! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 19th from Springfield, Virginia! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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*OOC* - I'm posting this now, since I'll be busy tomorrow with other things.
*IC* - The scene opens at the reception, after Eric O'Mac and FMD's wedding. The lucky couple haven't shown up yet. The OOWF is out in full force here at the reception. Here we see a headless ice sculpture of what looks like it was Eric O'Mac in ice form. Moosehead Jack is stabbing at the head of the sculpture with an ice pick. Poe and Selena are sitting at a table. Selena appears to be picking all of the petals off of the flower centerpiece, leaving just the stems. Justin Sane is sitting at a table, with LADDER as his date. All of a sudden, the reception band stands up, gets their instruments, and starts playing "With Jupiter in Mind", by Joe Satriani. CTG comes into the hall, dressed in his Tuxedo Mask costume. Right after he enters, the band's melody changes into a muzak version of "Bawitaba" by Kid Rock. IHOP saunters into the reception hall, with The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, Fezzik, and The Amnesiac en tow. As the band finishes their rendition of IHOP's theme, two men in black suits and sunglasses approach The Amnesiac. First Man: Sir, you're not allowed to be here. We have strict orders from Mr. O'Mac himself to ensure that you're not to be given access to the proceedings here. AMN: I was at the wedding ceremony, and none of you seemed to have an issue then. Second Man: You were? Well crap, I didn't see you there. AMN: Yeah, I was standing in the back, behind this guy over here (he points to Fezzik). FM: Well, if you were at the ceremony, I can't see why you shouldn't be able to go to the reception. AMN: I thought you'd see it my way. Thanks, guys. The IHOP gang traverses the reception hall and finds their seats next to Firewoman, Jericho, Phantos, Lucios and Lucky. FW: Hey there guys. SYB: Hey Fire. That sure was a nice ceremony. FW: Yeah, if I was one of those crying chicks, I'd be bawling right now. I'm really surprised FMD went through with it. I really thought she and Demko were gonna make it. Skurge: Well, I guess it just wasn't meant to be for them. SYB starts snickering. Dorothy Mantooth joins in, and soon, everyone at the table besides Firewoman, Jericho and Lucky are all laughing out loud. FW: What? What's so funny? AMN: You'll see. Just watch. FW: Amnesiac! What's going on here? Suddenly, the band starts up again, but this time, it's "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns'N'Roses. SYB: What the fuck?! Guns N Roses?! As the band plays, the wedding party comes out, being introduced by the MC. After all of them have entered the dancefloor, the MC makes his final announcement: MC: And now, for the first time anywhere, I'd like to introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. Eric and Fiona O'Mac! The two of them make their way into the reception hall, smiling widely. As they enter the dance floor, The Amnesiac stands up with a wireless mic in his hand. It appears to be tuned into the MC's sound system, because his voice comes over the loudspeakers. AMN: Ladies and gentlemen- Eric O'Mac looks furious that The Amnesiac is at his reception. He starts pointing at the two men in black suits, making throat-cutting gestures. The two men start making their way over to where The Amnesiac stands. AMN: Hold on! Don't throw me out just yet. I've got some information that Eric O'Mac might need during his marriage to my good friend Fiona. Fiona just smiles mysteriously as the crowd turns to look at her. AMN: But first, let me show you a little something. The Amnesiac points to a lovely picture frame which has been set to rotate out different digital pictures of beautiful fall landscapes. AMN: Monkeys in the truck? Roll my footage. The lovely photo of fall foliage changes. We see a scene with The Amnesiac standing with Michael Demko and Fiona Michelle Denton, seemingly on their wedding day, as Mr. Demko is in his tuxedo. But Fiona is not in her wedding dress. Strange. AMN: Hi Eric. It's me, The Amnesiac. You remember me, right? We were tag team partners for a little while? Yeah... well the fact that you're watching this right now means that you had to have taken the bait. Eric O'Mac looks confused, but continues to watch the screen. AMN: I'm here with my good friend, Michael Demko. He's a long-time fan of the OOWF, so he knows the kind of weird shit that goes on around here. We've seen it all before, and in fact, some of you guys out there have gotten downright predictable. And that includes you, Mr. O'Mac. Look here. We're here with your lovely bride. Say hello, hon. Fiona waves in the video, and then the real Fiona waves back, in a mirror-like gesture. Suddenly, from the side of the screen, in the video, a SECOND Fiona comes into frame, wearing the wedding dress that we all saw her in a few weeks back. AMN: And this is Mrs. Fiona Michelle DEMKO. Or, at least, she will be by the time you see this video. Eric O'Mac starts to see what's going on, but he still looks confused. AMN: Your lovely bride right there is actually none other than Felicia Marie Denton. She and Fiona were born about 2 minutes apart. They're twin sisters. You've married someone very close to me and Michael Demko, but only because we got her to agree to be married to you. Eric turns his head over his shoulder to look at Felicia. She waves at him, smiling sweetly. FMD: Hi honey. It's nice to finally meet you. In the video, Felicia smiles that same sweet smile. FMD (video): And you see, Mr. O'Mac. You married me under very illegal pretenses. You drugged me, and you coerced me into marriage the first time. But the next time, I'm going to marry you very legally, and very bindingly. Demko: And then, suddenly, there will be some irreconcilable differences, because Mrs. Felicia Marie O'Mac will be divorcing you very soon. And taking half of your fortune with her. Oh, and then she's planning on suing you for loss of dignity, for coercing her into a televised marriage while she was drugged. Good luck, Mr. O'Mac. I hope you've got some damn good attorneys, you motorboatin sonuvabitch! The video ends, and Eric O'Mac just stands there, dumbfounded. He grabs the MC's mic. EOM: So how did... why... when- AMN: We talked to Mr. Demko and the Future Mrs. Demko, and asked them if they minded their wedding being infiltrated by OOWF wrestlers. Fiona wasn't HAPPY about it, but Felicia has agreed to send them on a two week cruise, and a two week tour of Europe for their honeymoon, courtesy, of course, of the Estate of Mr. Eric Kennedy O'Mac. Hell, she charged the trips to your credit card last week. Eric looks over at Felicia with an angry glare. EOM: You told me those trips were for OUR honeymoon! FMD: Oops. Did I? Eric steams while The Amnesiac continues to explain. AMN: So, we sent Felicia to Vegas, told her to get liquored up, and we figured you'd take care of the rest for us. FMD: Which you did. AMN: And so, here we are... with you in a very legal marriage to my best friend's sister-in-law. Eric stands there and thinks for a minute. A lightbulb pops up over his head. EOM: WAIT! What about Dorothy Mantooth! She had sex with Demko! DM: I did no such thing. We played it up for the cameras to really sell the story. Eric looks downtrodden and beaten. The band starts up "Fools Rush In" by Elvis Presley. The Amnesiac walks over to the dance floor. AMN: Mrs. O'Mac, may I have this dance? Felicia takes The Amnesiac's hand, and the two of them begin dancing. They dance right past Eric O'Mac. The Amnesiac looks at him and smirks. AMN: HA! *FADE TO BLACK*
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, South Carolina ALEXIS DARLING vs. CARL FROM FRESNO It’s time for an interesting match here as former allies in Run DEA are set to do battle and it gets even more interesting than that as both have been out of action for a while. Carl from Fresno has been out of action for a few weeks while Alexis Darling has been out of action for quite a few months. Her last in-ring action came against Stank in a battle that some say spurred Team Rick onto victory in their war over the summer with Team Bennett. But none of that will matter now as the current member of Run DEA looks to prove their dominance over any former member. Let’s get this one started as Carl from Fresno is already in the ring, well, that can’t be good for him. “Life is Beautiful” by Sixx AM starts to play and Alexis Darling steps out from the back. She has on very black wrestling attire with well placed red and gold designs along with her name down her legs in very fancy gold writing. Stepping out with Alexis is her twin brother Alexander. The Darlings make their way down the aisle as they get into it with a few fans before finally getting into the ring. They go over some last minute strategy before Mel Creech calls them to the center of the ring. He goes over the rules no one expects him to abide by and sends the former Run DEA members to opposite corners and he calls for the bell. Carl comes out for the collar-and-elbow but Alexis is still in her corner as she confers with her brother. She stays there for a good 30 seconds before Creech has finally had enough and calls for her to come out for the match. Alexis finally turns around and we see that Alexander has handed her a Subway bag. Carl notices this and starts drooling as Alexis taunts him with it. She holds it out for him like he could have it but then like the bitch she is, she pulls it away and we can see Carl getting more and more pissed. It seems like he has had enough and he charges full force at Alexis as she holds the bag to the side. Carl grabs the bag, but as he does so Alexis drops down and takes CFF down with a drop-toe hold that plants Carl’s face right into the turnbuckle and the sandwich crumbles in his hands. Alexis drops down with an elbow to Carl’s back and as she does so, she grabs the sandwich and starts smashing it all over his face. She finally gets up and Creech has to back her off and this allows Alexander Darling to get in some hard shots from the outside. He backs off just in time as Alexis walks over and drags Carl to his feet before picking him up and over with a snap suplex. She quickly follows up with some quick succession leg drops across Carl’s neck before ending with her knee planted squarely across his throat as Creech begins a slow five-count. She finally moves her knee and picks Carl up once again for a scoop slam and puts him down near the corner. She walks over him and faces the corner…SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT. And now she goes for the cover… 1… 2… Carl gets his leg on the ropes. Alexis picks CFF up once again and whips him hard into the corner and he takes it chest first which is quickly followed by Alexis hitting Carl from behind with a dropkick. Alexis is all over Carl right now as she jumps up onto his shoulder facing the same and he staggers out of the corner…DRAGONRANA by Alexis. That was snapped off and Carl landed on his head so hard that he bounces out of the ring. Alexis now distracts Mel Creech as she goes over the finer points of Run DEA stocks and endorsement deals as her brother picks up Carl on the outside and drops him neck first across the guardrail. Creech hears the crash and is about to turn around before Alexis grabs him again and starts talking about our new president-elect. Alexander finishes up his work on Carl on the outside as he picks up CFF and gets him in the crucifixion position…CRUCIFIX BOMB into the guardrail. And now Mel finally turns around as Alex “helps” Carl back into the ring. Alexis heads on over and picks CFF up and gets him straight up in the air…BRAINBUSTA. And she quickly follows it up as she rolls Carl over and hooks the legs, MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. This match has been an absolute dismantling of Carl from Fresno and it’s not over yet as Alexis drags a near unconscious Carl back to his feet and hooks his arms. She picks him up…BITCH KILLER. This match is over… 1…2…3. WINNER in 6:52 – Alexis Darling And as soon as the bell is rung Alexander Darling slides into the ring with two steel chairs. Alexander gets some kicks in as Alexis tells Mr. Creech that his services are no longer needed in the ring. The Darlings begin to really work over Carl from Fresno with lots of simple kicks and punches. As Carl finally starts staggering to his feet, Alexis and Alexander each pick up a chair and look to be waiting for Carl and they want to end his career. Just as he’s about to get to his feet there’s a loud cheer and BUNNY is back. He jumps up on the top rope and comes off with a twisting, spinning back kick to Alexander’s face that knocks him out of the ring. He quickly follows that up with a PELE kick to Alexis and she’s knocked to the mat. Before any further damage can be done, Alexander drags her to the outside and the two Darlings start to head up the ramp as both point towards the ring where Bunny is helping Carl to his feet. But it doesn’t matter as Alexander raises his sister’s hand as she is the winner tonight. MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. DAMON WRATH Damon Wrath is announced first and he makes his way to the ring and does some shadow boxing in the corner waiting for his opponent, Moosehead Jack, to make his way to the ring. Moose is announced and makes his way to the ring, then slides under the bottom rope and immediately charges across the ring and attacks Wrath, catching him with a shot to the back of the head. Wrath staggers forward a few steps, then catches Moose with a back kick to the mid section that doubles him over in pain. Wrath spins around and catches Moose with a hook kick to the back of the head, then grabs him and throws him to the mat and immediately tries an arm bar, but Moose slithers to the ropes and escapes out of the ring. Moose stares at Wrath, who motions him back into the ring. Moose slowly climbs onto the apron and deliberately takes his time getting back into the ring. Wrath slowly circles in a defensive position with his arms up. Moose circles as well looking for an opening, when he sees one, he darts in, but Wrath catches him with a knee to the face that sends Moose staggering back to the ropes, blood trickling from his nose. Moose sneers at Wrath and gets to his feet and they finally lock up. Wrath slips behind Moose and grabs a hammer lock, but Moose catches him with an elbow to the face, then turns and drops Wrath to one knee with a straight right to the face. Moose hits the ropes and connects with a boot to Wrath’s face that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Moose immediately leaves the ring and pulls Wrath up and slams him face first into the ring steps, then pounces on him and chokes him until the referee threatens disqualification. Moose pulls Wrath to his feet and slams him back first into the ring post, then rolls him into the ropes and drops an elbow across the small of his back. Moose grabs Wrath by the mouth and pulls his head back, Wrath grunts in pain, and once again the referee threatens Moose with disqualification. Moose pulls Wrath to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Wrath catches Moose with a kick to the chops that stands him up, then nearly beheads him with a clothesline. Wrath immediately pounces on Moose and tries to lock him into the katihajime, but Moose scoots to the ropes to break it. The referee pulls Wrath off of Moose, and Moose gets to his feet and charges and catches Wrath, who is distracted by the referee, with a forearm to the side of the head. Wrath staggers a few steps, and Moose catches him with a boot to the gut, then tries a DDT, but Wrath catches him with a back body drop. Wrath pulls Moose to his feet and hauls him up for an F5, but Moose slips off his shoulder and lands behind him, Moose grabs Wrath from behind and nails repeated head buts to the back of Wrath’s head, rocking him and buckling his knees. Moose grabs Wrath’s arm and drives him to the mat, and locks him in the ji-endo! Wrath nearly makes it to the ropes, but Moose pulls back even harder. Wrath knows his limits, and he is forced to tap. WINNER in 12:43 – Moosehead Jack ERIC O’MAC vs. THE AMNESIAC Angelo Barros is YOUR referee! Slow circle to start. Amn lunges in for a lockup but EOM casually steps back and checks his hair. EOM then notices he forgot to take his sunglasses off, so he removes them and casually places them in one corner. Amnesiac feels forgotten already and charges again, trapping EOM in the corner as THE Amnesiac pounds away. Barros gets to 4 before THE Amnesiac backs off, but even then not willingly. EOM pulls himself up but is barely steadied when THE Amnesiac tackles him again in the corner. Barros desperately tries to get between them, but THE Amnesiac is still protesting EOM's casual actions. EOM smirks and points THE Amnesiac out to the crowd mockingly, asking if he should be forgotten. THE Amnesiac steams and frets, but when he charges again EOM drop toe holds him into the middle turnbuckle (missing the sunglasses completely, of course!). EOM drags his opponent out to the middle of the ring by one foot, then raises the leg so THE Amnesiac can take a few kicks to the hamstrings. He then slams the leg down to the mat and goes for a quick cover, getting a one count before THE Amnesiac throws EOM off. EOM returns to his feet quickly to see THE Amnesiac charging again. LOW BRIDGE and THE Amnesiac sprawls to the floor. EOM leaps to a corner and poses for the crowd before leaping off the top rope and sending THE Amnesiac flying with a hurricanrana. THE Amnesiac hits the barricades upside down, legs dangling in the air. Ref Barros orders EOM back in the ring. Eric climbs back in and flops in a corner hammock as Barros starts the 10 count. THE Amnesiac stirs at six, crawls to the ring and is dragging himself under the ropes just before Barros hits 10. EOM strides up and grabs THE Amnesiac's outstretched arm to drag him further into the ring. He then wraps THE Amnesiac in an STF and laughs as THE Amnesiac struggles weakly. Barros asks THE Amnesiac if he gives but he refuses. Eric becomes bored with the weak struggling and breaks the hold himself. He stands his opponent up and berates him for not being a challenge, then slaps him. That slap seems to wake THE Amnesiac up as Eric has forgotten how dangerous THE Amnesiac can be! THE Amnesiac not only slaps back, but catches the second attempt. He slings Eric to the corner and charges again, this time launching up to land on EOM's shoulders and hitting a frankensteiner in one smooth motion! Eric is tossed to the middle of the ring as THE Amnesiac gets back to his feet and hops over to where Eric landed. He grabs Eric's legs and tosses him around with an OCEAN CYCLONE SUPLEX! Crowd oohs and aahs as THE Amnesiac kips up and tries for a cover, 1, ,2 - NO~!? Eric has the bottom rope in one hand. THE Amnesiac stands, stymied that Eric is even conscious. EOM rolls to his side and seems to.... relax? He looks up at his opponent like the last couple of moves didn't do any damage (or he forgot about em). THE Amnesiac SNAPS and tackles Eric and the two brawl all over the ring. Barros is pleading with them to wrestle instead of brawl and gets shoved back a couple of times. Barros tries to get between them but is again denied. The two end up in the ropes, where EOM finally gets his upper hand and shoves THE Amnesiac across the ring. EOM flattens THE Amnesiac with a clothesline, then stands over his fallen opponent to celebrate. He runs the ropes for the ENTERTAINING ELBOW but before he drops it THE Amnesiac IS BACK ON HIS FEET! Eric thinks fast and tries to grab THE Amnesiac for the SMACKDOWN but THE Amnesiac grabs him first! PURE AMNESIA! Eric won't forget about THAT shot anytime soon. WINNER in 6:31 THE Amnesiac TYSON KINCAID & LANCE STORM vs. FIREWOMAN & CHRIS JERICHO – Loser Leaves Town Match (for Storm or Jericho) The lights in the arena go down as The Cult’s “Firewoman” blasts throughout the arena, accompanied by the usual flame pyrotechnics. Firewoman and Chris Jericho walk through the curtain to an overwhelming chorus of boos and make their way to the ring, pausing only once so that Jericho can casually shoo away a fan in the front row. They enter the ring and Fire runs the ropes while Jericho struts around the ring, playing to the crowd. “Idle Hands” by The Gutter Twins cues up as flashing red lighting fills the arena. A still-sober Tyson Kincaid and Lance Storm step out onto the stage and momentarily soak in the cheers and adulation of the capacity crowd. They high-five the fans in the aisle on the way to the ring, but their intense gaze remains fixed on Firewoman and Chris Jericho. As they climb into the ring, Firewoman and Jericho bail to the outside. Kincaid and Storm climb onto the center of the ropes on opposite sides of the ring, each with one foot on the middle rope and one on the top and appeal to the crowd, à la The Impact Players. Firewoman and Jericho re-enter the ring. This time, there is no offer of a handshake from Storm as he and Kincaid go to their corner and discuss strategy while their opponents do the same. It looks like Storm and Jericho will start this one off. These two go back over fifteen years, having trained together and having wrestled each other in their first-ever match. The crowd is buzzing for this one as the referee rings the bell. Storm and Jericho lock up and start the match with some lighting-fast chain wrestling. After some quick back-forth counters, Storm grabs a headlock and is sent to the ropes by Jericho. He comes back, slides between Jericho’s legs and goes for a Backbreaker. Jericho flips out of the Backbreaker and attempts a Monkey Flip. Storm beautifully counters that with a cartwheel and hits Jericho with a deep Arm Drag. Jericho immediately gets back to his feet and takes Storm down with an Arm Drag of his own. The two men get to their feet as the crowd roars its approval for this great display of technical wrestling. However, instead of showing mutual respect, Jericho walks across the ring and slaps Storm hard across the face. It’s on now, as Storm tackles Jericho and connects with some hard right hands. Jericho rolls out of the ring in desperation and walks a little ways back up the aisle to get his bearings. However, Storm follows him over and Springboards to the center of the top rope before diving outside of the ring and nailing Jericho with a Cross Body. As Jericho struggles to get back to his feet, Storm rolls back into the ring and tags in Tyson Kincaid. Kincaid ascends the top rope and leaps backwards, connecting with a beautiful Moonsault. The crowd is on fire and Kincaid plays to them before rolling Jericho back into the ring and going for a cover. One…Two…Kickout! Kincaid picks up Jericho and pushes him into the corner, tagging Storm back in. Storm takes Jericho by the arm and displays his impressive vertical leap by jumping to the center of the top rope, performing a Split-Legged Moonsault, landing on his feet and taking down Jericho with an Arm Drag. Jericho gets back to his feet and as Storm approaches, Jericho nails him with a vicious Running Enziguri out of nowhere. Jericho crawls to the corner and tags in Firewoman who immediately goes to work on Storm with a stiff series of kicks. She lifts Storm off the canvas and whips him against the ropes, hitting him with a Hurricanrana. She goes for the cover. One…Two…Kickout! She lets Storm get back to his feet before drilling him with a brutal Roundhouse Kick to the side of the head. Storm goes down in a heap. Firewoman with another cover and Storm with another kickout at two. Firewoman is getting frustrated now and she goes for the Firestomp. However, Storm breaks free, rolls onto his back and kicks Firewoman backwards and down onto the mat. When she gets back to her feet, Storm is ready with desperation Running Leg Lariat. Storm tags in Kincaid and the crowd pops huge as Kincaid leaps over the top rope and nails Firewoman with a Running Flying Forearm. He follows that up by whipping her into the ropes and catching her with a beautiful “Storm-esque” Dropkick. He goes for a cover and only gets a one-count. Kincaid decides to slow things down a bit as he locks Firewoman in a Dragon Sleeper. Just when it looks like Fire is fading, she fights back to her feet, spins and Back Body Drops Kincaid over her shoulder. She tags in Jericho and he goes to work on Kincaid with some stiff backhand chops to the chest. He throws Kincaid to the ropes, runs towards him and catches him with a Sleeper Slam. However, instead of going for a textbook cover, he turns to Lance Storm on the apron and mocks him with the “Come On, Baby!” pin which only yields a count of one. Storm is livid and begging for a tag, Kincaid now having become the “face in peril”. Jericho locks in an Arm bar and taunts Storm while Kincaid tries to fight free. Eventually, this is too much for Storm to take and he attempts to enter the ring. While the referee restrains him, Jericho relinquishes the hold and Firewoman enters the ring and aids Jericho in putting the boots to Kincaid, much to the displeasure of the crowd. By the time the referee turns around, Firewoman is back on the apron, innocently holding the tag rope. Kincaid rises to his feet and Jericho goes for the Crappy Bulldog, hitting it perfectly. He runs the ropes and follows it up with a perfect Lionsault. This should do it. One…Two…KICKOUT! Jericho is beside himself. He picks Kincaid up and attempts a Full-Nelson Face buster, but Kincaid blocks it, spins around and locks Jericho in position to deliver the Driver 8. However, this time it’s Jericho’s turn to break free. He pushes Kincaid away, takes a running start and attempts to hit the Code Breaker, but Kincaid comes up with an amazing counter and catches Jericho in mid-air with the Ura-nage Backbreaker! Both men are down and the referee begins the 10-count as their respective partners will them on from their corners. The crowd claps their hands and stomp their feet as Kincaid and Jericho crawl towards their partners. Jericho makes the tag to Firewoman, who comes into the ring and attempts to grab Kincaid’s leg and prevent the tag. However, she’s too late as Kincaid makes a dive towards his corner and tags in Storm. Storm Springboards from the apron and nails Firewoman with a Diving Clothesline. Jericho is up and takes a run at Storm. Storm leap frogs and Jericho collides with the referee! As Jericho turns around, Storm delivers a Super Kick straight to Jericho’s jaw. Jericho powders out, leaving Firewoman alone in the ring with Storm. Storm nails her with several right hands, knocking her back into the ropes. A recovered Tyson Kincaid joins Storm and both men whip Firewoman against the ropes. As she rebounds, Kincaid and Storm grab a leg each and roll backwards into a Double Half Boston Crab! The OOWF fans are on their feet, screaming for Firewoman to tap, but the referee has still not regained consciousness. Suddenly, Jericho slides in underneath the bottom rope with a steel chair in hand. He plasters Kincaid in the back of the skull with the foreign object. Storm, realizing what has happened, surrenders the hold on Firewoman and tackles Jericho. The two men begin brawling and the fight spills to the outside of the ring. The referee comes to his senses just in time to see an aching Firewoman weakly cover Kincaid. He crawls over and counts. One…Two…THREE! Firewoman and Jericho steal a victory and Lance Storm is now banned from OOWF for ninety days! WINNERS – Firewoman and Chris Jericho in 21:47 After the match, Firewoman and Jericho exit the ring and mock their opponents from ringside while Kincaid stands in the ring apologizing to Storm. Storm is forgiving, but the taunts from ringside get to be too much for Kincaid to bear. Suddenly, he takes off running and dives over the top rope, hitting both Firewoman and Jericho with a Plancha! He pounds on Firewoman with a fury of rights and lefts before Storm, obviously still having some feelings of loyalty towards his ex-student, attempts to calm him and pushes him back up the aisle and to the backstage area before he can do any more damage. Firewoman gets back to her feet and is absolutely furious. She walks around ringside destroying camera equipment, throwing chairs and tearing up signs that the fans at ringside have brought to the show. Jericho, knowing better than to get in the middle of one of her rages, has already left for the back by the time Firewoman’s path of destruction has come to an end. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. FEAR US vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Winner Gets an OOWF World Tag Team Title Shot The Chickenshit Heels enter the ring first, basking in the scorn of the fans. Johnny and AA watch Fear Us enter to a more mixed reaction, but barely acknowledge them. They continue to stare up the aisle as the crowd erupts and Drink and Destroy storm onto the stage. Stank and FFC stop at ringside, exchanging words with the Johnny and AA until Fear Us attack the CSH from behind, sending them through the ropes to the floor. Stank pulls AA to his feet and slings him into the ringside barrier as FFC stomps away at Johnny. Inside the ring, OBJ charges to the far ropes and runs to the near side, where LD launches him over the ropes. OBJ slams into Stank and AA, driving all three into the railing. LD heads to the ropes himself and, as FFC lifts Johnny for a body slam, slingshots over the ropes and drops onto both men. LD rolls to his feet and shoves Johnny into the ring and follows him in. Referee Angelo Barros decides to take advantage of the fact there’s only two men in the ring and calls for the bell. LD rocks Johnny with a running knee as he gets up, then drives him back to the ropes with punches. He whips him across the ring, but Johnny ducks a clothesline attempt, coming back with a knee to the midsection, then hooking LD’s head and snapping him back into an over-the-knee backbreaker. Johnny bounces off the ropes and drives a knee into LD’s head, then hooks the leg but gets only two. Meanwhile, outside the ring, AA has escaped the brawl and made his way to the CSH corner. Johnny runs LD head-first into the corner and makes the tag. AA enters the ring and they plant LD with a tandem Stun Gun. Johnny gets in a kick before leaving the ring, and AA drops an elbow into LD’s sternum and makes the cover, again getting two. AA sends LD across the ring, and doesn’t see Stank tag himself in. AA tries a clothesline, but LD ducks. Stank kicks AA in the midsection and sets up a DDT, and LD comes back across the ring, leaping over AA and hitting a flying forearm on Stank. The big man goes down, and DDT’s AA in the process. LD rolls to the outside and heads to his corner as Barros starts a count. Stank is on his feet by four and grabs AA in a headlock, dragging him to his feet and into the D&D corner. Stank works AA over, then makes the tag to FFC. They whip AA into the neutral corner and do an Irish-whip-reversal that sends Stank barreling in with an avalanche. Stank drops and rolls out of the ring, and AA stumbles forward into a belly-to-belly suplex from FFC. FFC hooks the leg but Fear Us are in to break it up at two. LD pounces on AA as OBJ exchanges punches with FFC. Barros orders LD back to his corner and, surprisingly, he complies – but he drags AA with him. OBJ kicks FFC in the midsection and drops him with a stunner, then rolls to the FU corner. OBJ steps out of the ring and reaches in to slap AA across the head, tagging himself in. OBJ sprints across the ring and tackles FFC as he gets up, driving him back to the ropes and pounding away with haymakers. He scoops the big man up and slams him, then gets in a few stomps. FFC gets to his knees and OBJ tries a headlock, but FFC shoots him off. He takes a swing as OBJ comes back, but OBJ slips the punch. FFC is off-balance, and OBJ comes back and levels him with the Boomerang. He tries to cover, but Stank is in to break it up, with LD right behind him. The pier four brawl quickly becomes a pier six, as the CSH dive into the fray. Johnny and LD end up working together briefly, and backdrop FFC to the outside. LD turns and clotheslines Johnny out to join him. LD sees AA staggered in the middle of the ring, and sprints toward him as OBJ does the same – they turn AA inside out with the Debt Collection! Fear Us roll to their feet and get steamrolled by a double clothesline from Stank. OBJ ends up near the ropes and Johnny reaches in and pulls him to the outside, before being clobbered by FFC. LD gets slowly to his feet, turns around, Stank U! Stank makes the cover and Barros counts the three. WINNERS, in 16:46, Drink & Destroy After the match: More of the same as D&D, OBJ and Johnny continue to brawl. Eventually, AA and LD regain their senses and join the fun, until security finally manages to separate everyone and force them to the back. <we cut to the back where we see Fire and Jericho> FW: Goddammit, what kind of shit was that? Y2J: It’s wrestling. It happens. We won, just be happy with tha— FW: Fuck that, Chris. It was a pussy move— <Firewoman kicks a trashcan across the hall and into a catering table. Jericho paces at somewhat of a loss as to what to do. She grabs another trashcan and picks it up to throw it after the other one.> Y2J: Hey, whoa, okay, let’s give that to me. FW: Fine…here. <She throws it at him and he barely ducks out of the way in time. She storms in the direction of the DEA Suites, with Jericho following.> Y2J: Fire….Come on, this isn’t you….anymore….kind of— <They enter the suites, where Jericho must be hoping Lucky is waiting. He isn’t, and Fire paces around for a bit, kicking things out of her way, and Jericho resetting them. Fire goes into her locker room, and slams the door. She comes out a few minutes later, with her bags and her helmet.> FW: I’m outta here. Y2J: No way, not like this you aren’t. <He grabs her keys.> FW: Fine. I’ll just go find that punk and take him out once and for all. <She goes back out into the hallway, Jericho following behind. They round the corner, and run straight into Moose. And the stare down begins. And it lasts for a while. Finally, Moose smirks, and Firewoman relaxes. Moose continues down the hall, while Firewoman turns around and heads back into the Run DEA Suites with a confused Jericho following.> CHRIS COLE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match As the music starts a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and the first thing we hear is ”There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into ”Prelude 12/21.” The drum beat of Prelude hits and Alexander Darling takes a step onto the ramp. He doesn’t move until it finishes and a blue spotlight focuses on him and then ”Princes of the Universe.” Starts. Alexander and Alexis Darling make their way slowly down the ramp much to the disdain of the crowd, getting lots of boos and a little bit of garbage in the ring as they enter. Darling flips off the crowd and sends his sister to the outside. “Master of Puppets” fires up, and Chris Cole makes his way down the ramp to a surprising ovation; probably since they hate Darling so much. The Onslaught Champion hands his title to Referee Angelo Barros who holds it high into the air. This match is for the OOWF Onslaught Championship. Barros hands the belt to the timekeeper and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY! LOTS of trash talk to start, culminating in a SLAP OF DISRESPECT to Cole from Darling. Cole rubs his jaw and grins, and RETURNS A SLAP OF DISRESPECT on Darling! Darling IMMEDIATELY attacks Cole with Right Hands, until Barros has to step in and pull Darling off of him; Barros makes the sign for “No Closed Fists”, to which Darling clearly responds “Oh, FUCK this”, and goes back to Cole, using open hand slaps. In fact, it’s now turned into a slap fight, which looks pretty funny; stupid following the rules. Finally, Cole hits a SPEAR into a Thesz Press, and starts raining SLAPS to Darling before working a Keylock on Darling’s arm. Darling struggles a bit before managing to leverage Cole over his head, and reversing into a Hammerlock. Cole slaps his shoulder twice (because he’s contractually obligated to). Standing Switch! Cole hits a GRECO-ROMAN TAKEDOWN and works a Body Scissors. Man this sucks. Darling thinks for a second and grabs Cole’s ankle, starts to twist it…and the pain gets to be too great, and Darling has an ANKLE LOCK on, as he stands up. Cole seems to be in a bad way, but the crowd is clearly cheering him on. Eventually, Cole is able to kick Darling off, and Darling sells it like he was shot and flies across the ring. Cole slowly stands up as Darling recovers and starts to rush Cole. Cole hits a BEAUTIFUL STANDING SPIN KICK which DRILLS Darling in the jaw; but Cole lands awkwardly on the bad ankle that was in the Ankle Lock previously, and he hits the mat. Barros has to start a count. It’s Darling, surprisingly, who is up first, and is able to quickly move over to Cole, who is seriously nursing his ankle. Darling manages to get the squirming Cole into a Surfboard position…MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP! Ouch. Barros tries to figure out if that was legal or not, but before he can come up with an answer, Darling has Cole covered. Barros maybe reacts a half-second too slow, and that’s probably the difference as Cole JUST kicks out at 2.999999. Darling slaps the mat and locks on the DARLING MONEY CLIP! A good amount of time goes by, and the Champ looks like he’s in big trouble. Again, the crowd gets behind Cole, and Cole somehow, someway, manages to get to the rope; and as required by law, Barros physically intercedes to get the immediate break. Darling gets in Barros’ face and starts arguing; so much so that Barros has to point to the OOWF logo on his chest (you KNOW he means business then!) Out of nowhere, the obviously in rough shape Cole ROLLS UP Darling, and gets a LONG 2-Count as a result. Darling springs up and hits some “not-so-clean” stomps and knees to the face. Cole appears to be Busted WAAHDE Open now. Darling sees he’s in great shape, and gets Cole up, and hits a SICK CRUCIFIX BOMB! The quick cover gets a looooooooooooooong 2-count. Darling again slaps the mat and glares at Barros, who just flashes the number “2”. Darling does the Throat-Slash signal, and pulls Cole up to his shoulders. He’s looking for the Darling Driver! Darling hoists him up and…COLE REVERSES INTO A TORNADO DDT! QUICK ROLL UP! 1, 2, 3! Cole Escapes! WINNER by PINFALL in 11:36…CHRIS COLE! Chris Cole is STILL the OOWF Onslaught Champion! Post-match, just as Darling kicks out, he hops up with MURDER in his eyes. Cole, trying to recover, hasn’t gotten up yet. Darling pulls Cole up, and DRILLS him with a swift Kick to the Balls! Cole doubles over! All of a sudden, OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Davin Moreland comes charging down the ramp with a STEEL CHAIR! He tosses it into Darling before even getting into the ring. Darling PASTES Cole with the chair in the head! Cole is unconscious and bleeding! Davin starts directing traffic. He tells Alexander to drop the chair, and lift up Cole. Oh my God, no! Darling hoists Cole up and Moreland gets into position…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Davin calls for another one…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Davin calls for yet another…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Davin calls for the title, and Alexis tosses it in to him. Davin starts WHIPPING Chris Cole with the ONSLAUGHT TITLE! Cole has blood POURING from several spots on his body. Finally, Davin is satisfied; but isn’t done. He stops whipping Cole, but gets him into a SHARPSHOOTER! The crowd is BATSHIT with booing and throwing garbage into the ring! The ring bell is clanging non-stop! Won’t someone stop this? Finally, down the ramp comes ERIC O’MAC! It’s Cole’s old tag partner! He’s joined by about a down security personnel, and The Darlings and Moreland decide that discretion is the better part of valor, and chickenshit their way out of the ring through the crowd. Totally not indy-worker Paramedics come down the ramp with a gurney; and Cole does the stretcher-job; but gives the crowd the “thumbs-up” on the way out. PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. IHOP vs. GODS & MONSTERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match Before the Introductions, General Manager the Rick appears in the OOWF-tron. GMtR: Based to the history between these teams, I have decided that there will be Two officials for this match. The fans deserve a clean finish to a title match! Junior Hale and Angelo Barros head to ringside. After a Best 2 out of 3 RoShamBo, It appears Barros will start the match on the outside. IHOP gets introduced first and make their way into the ring. Gods & Monsters are next, and they stay on the outside near the timekeepers table. Phantos & Lucios come down last, and ALMOST make it to the ring. Gods & Monsters attack. Phantos gets decapitated with a clothesline and rolled into the ring. Lucios fights off G&M as best he can, but is soon taken to the floor and brutalized. Tytan and Poe both grab weapons and begin to lay into Lucios. He fights back as best he can, getting in a few shots of his own. Referee Angelo Barros steps in and tries to restore some sort of order, and gets clocked in the head after Lucios ducks a Tytan chair shot. Meanwhile, in the ring, Phantos ducks a double clothesline attempt and rebounds off the ropes to catch Skurge with a flying burrito. SYB tries to hit a DDT, but gets back droppped and then dropkicked into the corner. Skurge is up behind Phantos and nails him with a snap overhead release belly to back suplex. Phantos goes sailing across the ring and into Referee Junior Hale. SYB gets to his feet as Skurge peels Phantos off the mat. He sets up the Rise N Shine!., SYB connects and Skurge ends up in a pinning position on Phantos. SYB sees both referees are still down and goes to revive someone. Simultaneously, on the outside; Poe has Lucios up on top of the Micronesian Announce Table. He hoists him up and Hits a Crucifixion THROUGH the table. Tytan drags Lucios over to the Vatican City Announce Table and delivers an Ultimo Ending through that table. Lucios isn’t moving. Tytan drags him into the ring for a cover while Poe tries to find a referee. In the ring, Tytan pulls Skurge off of Phantos. He covers Lucios quickly, and then Skurge runs over and pulls Tytan off of Lucios. Skurge and Tytan meet nose to nose and begin brawling. SYB has managed to revive Hale and has dragged him into the ring. SYB crawls over Phantos and Hale makes a groggily-slow count. Poe drags him to the outside just before Hale gets to 3. Poe has found the ring bell and blasts SYB in the head with it. SYB collapses like a house of cards. Poe carries the ring bell into the ring, just in time for Junior Hale to regain his full senses and send the weapon out of the ring. While Poe argues momentarily with Hale, Angelo Barros re-enters the ring. He goes about trying to separate Tytan and Skurge, who have continued their slugfest in a far corner. Phantos stirs on one side of the ring, Lucios is still out cold on the other side. Tytan swings a left @ Skurge, and proceeds to knocks Barros back out of the ring. Poe tosses a chair into the ring, which draws Junior Hale’s attention. Hale grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring. While Hale is busy, Poe jumps back on the apron with a second chair and swings for Skurge. Skurge ducks and Poe connects square into Tytan’s skull. Tytan stumbles backwards, trips over the crouching Phantos, and lands on the back of his head. Skurge dives at Poe, and both men tumble to the outside. Phantos covers Tytan just as Barros climbs back in the ring to count 1…2….3! WINNERS, in 10:02 Phantos & Lucios After the bell rings, chaos ensues. Fear Us rush to the ring, followed by Drink & Destroy and The Heels. Gods & Monsters and IHOP are already pounding away on the champions. The 12 men brawl all over the ringside area, into the crowd and up the ramp to the back. OOWF Security takes nearly 15 minutes to restore some sort of order. At some point during the fray, IHOP and Gods & Monsters got into a tussle with one another. As security is breaking them up, SYB issues a challenge SYB: Those are OUR trios titles! We want another match! Poe: We are DONE with you three. How much more of a beating do you want? We already broke your nose…. Tyt: Next time I will rip it off your face SYB: More LIES from you two. <Poe and Tytan surge after SYB and Skurge again, but security holds them back. Finally SYB wrestles out of security’s grip and walks right up to Gods & Monsters> SYB: You want some incentive? How’s this, you win this week, and IHOP is done forever. We will NEVER team again. Not me, not Skurge, not The Amnesiac, and not Dorothy. <Skurge shoots SYB a shocked look> Poe: <laughing sarcastically> It’s your funeral. We will be happy to bury IHOP once and for all SPIN HANSEN vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match "The Fields of Athenry" ushers a very focused looking Seamus McNasty who steps over the top rope and salutes the crowd who respond with loud approval that turns into a ROAR~! as the champion hits the ramp, holding up the belt before leaping the rail and making his way through the fans to the ring. The two men bump knuckles, and at Junior Hale's call, we're underway! The two big men circle each other a few times, both looking for an opening before giving up and doing what come naturally and moving in with wild shots! A trio of heavy rights from Spin gives the champ the upper hand and he whips Seamus into the ropes. Clothesline by the champ misses, and Seamus comes off with a shoulder tackle that doesn't badge either man. Spin offers him a second chance, and Seamus takes it for the same result. Seamus offers Spin a chance, and Hansen comes off the ropes with a full head of steam and Seamus stands his ground! Both men look at each other, dumbfounded, and begin throwing punches again. Seamus gets the upper hand with a quick knee to the midsection, and follows up with a HUGE kneelift that knocks Spin into the corner...And it's the BARRAGE! Spin is reeling, and Seamus hip tosses him out the corner, following it up with a big leg drop! Hook of the leg, but Spin kicks out before Hale can get into position. Seams pulls him up, looking for a suplex, but Spin blocks the leg and counters with a vertical suplex of his own, before locking in a rear chin lock and delivering a series of cross faces. Seamus pulls up to a knee, buries a few elbows and makes his way to the ropes and... BACKDROP SUPLEX over the top rope! Spin lands HARD on the outside on his knees as tries to gather himself up while Seamus... WHILE SEAMUS COMES HURTLING OUT WITH A SECOND ROPE SUICIDE DIVE~! Both men slam into the barricade and land in a heap, possibly dead. Hale starts his count and gets to 6 before both Spin starts to stir. At 8 Seamus is up, and at 9 Spin pulls Hale out to the floor in a very unconventional way of breaking the count. Hale begins to argue, but Spin shoves him out of the way the charging Seamus and drill the Irishman with a AA spine buster on the floor! Seamus may be out as Spin rolls him into the ring, and follows him quickly. Quick pull up by Spin who grabs and arm and hits a New Jersey Hammer! Spin takes a second to point to the DHM scrawled across his forearm tape before a fist drop and a cover: 1... 2... Seamus rolls a shoulder, and Spin goes back on the attack pulling him to his feet and peppering him with rights and left and before hitting the ropes and coming off only to eat a BIG TIME pump kick from Seamus! Quick to capitalize, the big Irishman loads the champ onto his shoulders, looking for the Lowlands of... No! Spin slides out the backdoor! Quick boot to gut, and he muscles Seamus up...SPINAL JUSTICE~! The ring shook with that one! Hansen with the cover, he's got the leg: 1...2...3! WINNER via PINFALL in 12:23 and still OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: SPIN HANSEN! Post match Spin helps Seamus to his feet, and Seamus responds by raising Spin's hand before both men take off through the fans to the back. DAVIN MORELAND (w/Sam Darling) vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match It’s time for our main event as the world title is about to be defended in a rematch from last week’s close encounter between challenger and champion. Coming to the ring first will be the challenger and here he comes to Joe Satriani’s “With Jupiter in Mind”, the masked hero Concrete Takaken Gryfon. The former champion gets a hero’s welcome and slaps hands with all of his fans as he makes his way down to the ring. He makes his way into the ring and shakes the hand of the champ’s self-picked referee for this match, Angelo Barros. It is a bit shocking not to see either of the two long-term OOWF officials in the ring, but with the controversy surround them right now, Barros gets a chance in the spotlight. And speaking of spotlights, one focuses on the entrance as Clint Mansell’s “Lux Ataerna” slowly begins to play. After a good sixty seconds, Davin Moreland finally steps out from the back in his usual silk Run DEA World Champion jacket and he’s got a pair of dark sunglasses on as well. Samantha Darling steps out beside him and she’s in a gold dress with her own pair of sunglasses. The crowd is giving them the business, but they seem indifferent as they slowly make their way down to the ring. Moreland finally gets in the ring and hands off his jacket and sunglasses to Samantha on the outside and as Barros calls him to the center of the ring for last-minute instructions we finally get a good look at Davin and we can see that he has bags under his very, very bloodshot eyes. Moreland seems to be ignoring Angelo’s instructions as CTG listens intently. Barros sends them off to their corners before calling for the bell. DM is slow to exit his corner as Crete is calling him to the center of the ring and looking to lock-up to get this started. They finally tie-up, but Crete shockingly overpowers the champ and pushes him down to the mat. Moreland gets back to his feet and they lock up again, but this time CTG pushes him back to the corner quite easily and as Crete backs off the clean break, DM strikes out with an overhand right. Barros admonishes the champ, but Davin tries to go on the offensive. He charges out of the corner, but gets caught in arm drag after arm drag by the resident OOWF hero. Crete drops down with the last arm drag and locks in a deep arm bar. Moreland is struggling to get out of it but with each movement, he is countered by CTG wrenching in the arm bar even deeper. Finally, DM wrangles his way around and in a shocking move of someone Moreland’s size he winds up in a headstand in between CTG’s legs and he hops out of a head scissors and kills Concrete dead with a kick between the eyes. Davin foregoes his normal offense now that he has Gryfon down and just starts kicking away at the challenger. Crete is fighting back though and gets to his feet and the two begin slugging it out. It’s quite obvious by this exchange that Moreland isn’t at full strength and one could only assume why that may be. Crete gets the advantage again and takes DM down with a standing enzuriguri. Crete stays on the offense for a good while after that move as he varies up the offense with a wide array of strikes and slams. He gets Moreland up and hits a nice-looking wheelbarrow suplex that gets DM down enough that CTG can make a cover… 1… And nowhere near enough as Moreland kicks out. It doesn’t slow Takaken down at all though, as he continues to work the champ over and even as Davin looks to be trying to turn the tide, Crete will come up with something like a nasty looking Death Valley Driver that plants the champ right on his head. CTG goes for another cover… 1… 2… And DM gets a shoulder up after two this time. DM is in trouble as Gryfon has been on the offense most of this match. CTG whips DM hard into the corner and looks to follow him in with a hard forearm strike, but there is no one home as Samantha Darling has pulled her “friend” out of the ring to rethink their strategy. And after rethinking for a few moments, they decide that discretion may be their best course of action and they both start to head up the ramp. Angelo looks back and forth to CTG and starts his count, but Crete stops him and heads to outside to grab Moreland. Takaken grabs Davin and spins him round and gets a face full of spit water for his troubles and it dazes the challenger and now the champ is all over him. He “attempts” to toss Crete back into the ring, but he misjudges the distance and slams CTG back first into the apron. He shrugs as Barros admonishes him from the ring. Davin gets in the ring and goes over the finer points of his argument while on the outside, Samantha Darling shows some strength by whipping CTG hard into the steel steps before picking him up and sliding him back in the ring. DM moves past Barros and now starts kicking away at Crete’s lower back. The match takes on a much slower pace now, as Moreland seems intent on slowly and methodically and boringly working over the lower back of Gryfon. The fans are getting restless as Davin Moreland has locked Crete into a surfboard submission move and this is doing two things for the champ; working over Concrete’s back and allowing the champ some time to relax as it was obvious he was very winded in the early portions of this match. We’ve crossed the 30-minute mark of the match now and Davin keeps pounding away at the lower back of the challenger. Takaken refuses to give up though and we can see Davin is getting frustrated as he heads over and goes over some stuff with Samantha. This seems to be a miscalculation on the champ’s part though as it gives CTG enough time to recover and by the time Davin turns around Gryfon has made his way back to his feet and charges at DM and nails him with a clothesline. Moreland back to his feet and then quickly back to the mat as Crete hits another clothesline. And then it happens for a third time. CTG is fired up and the crowd is coming alive once again. Gryfon walks over to Moreland and pulls him up to his feet and looks like it might be time to set up for the finish, but Davin still has enough fight that he floats over and plants Crete with an Inverted DDT. Davin drops down and nonchalantly makes the cover… 1… 2… Crete rolls Moreland over and gets his shoulders down… 1… 2… Davin barely gets a shoulder off the mat and looks flustered. Davin is quick to his feet and attempts to hit Crete in the stomach with a knee, but Crete catches it and tosses Davin over his head and he lands on his neck. Crete thinks he has Davin in serious trouble right now and roughly drags him to the corner before getting up on the apron and nailing DM between the eyes with 10 solid shots as the audience counts along. Davin staggers out of the corner and Crete has him right where he wants him. He goes to pick Moreland up, but as he gets Davin up in the air for a fall away slam, Samantha Darling trips Crete from the outside and Davin falls on top of him. Sam is holding onto Crete’s leg and Barros is on the other side and can’t see any of this. Davin’s on top for the cover… 1… 2… 3. WHAT A TRAVESTY!!! Sam quickly drags Davin out of the ring and they quickly pick up the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship before briskly walking up the ramp to the back. WINNER in 43:16 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion…Davin Moreland. Just before Moreland goes behind the curtain, Eric O’Mac walks out from the back and tosses a chair at Moreland, Moreland instinctively catches it, and Eric hits a VANMACINATOR! The chair ricochets off of Moreland’s head, and the world champion hits the floor, barely conscious. Eric stands over him for a moment before Alexander Darling rushes out. Eric and Darling have a bit of a face off for a moment before Eric sneers and walks to the back. Darling watches Eric walk away then turns his attention back to Davin, helping him to his feet. Davin is almost up when HARPER CAMBY charges out and NAILS Darling across the back of the head with a chair! Darling collapses to the mat and Camby turns and makes his escape through the crowd just as Phantos, Lucios and Firewoman come out. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF November PPV, Live November 30th from Springfield, Maryland! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 12th from Springfield, North Carolina! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Oct 30, 2008 13:33:23 GMT -5 @ericomac said: Holy shit. Awesome show. I was proud to be one of the hosts. I'm even starting to get comfortable to Selena!It's a shame that I'm married. And that you aren't Sop.
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OOWF Rankings for 10/29/08[/u]
OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Davin Moreland (+3, 4-1) 1. Spin Hansen – OOWF Intercontinental Champion (+1, 3-2) 2. Chris Cole – OOWF Onslaught Champion (E, 2-2) 3. Poe (+5, 5-0) 4. Tytan (+5, 5-0) 5. Attitude Adjuster (+2, 3-1) 6. Johnny Adrenaline (+2, 3-1) 7. FF Capslock (+1, 2-1) 8. Outback Jack (+1, 2-1) 9. Lucios (+1, 2-1) 10. Phantos (+1, 2-1) 11. Stank (+1, 2-1) 12. LD Williams (+1, 2-1)) 13. Tyson Kincaid (E, 2-2) 14. Eric O’Mac (E, 2-2) 15. Alexander Darling (-1, 2-3) 16. Moosehead Jack (-1, 2-3) 17. Seamus McNasty (-1, 2-3) 18. Skurge (-1, 2-3) 19. SYB (-1, 2-3) 20. Concrete TG (-1, 2-3) 21. Firewoman (-2, 1-3) 22. The Amnesiac (-3, 1-4) 23. Damon Wrath (-3, 1-4) World Tag Team Rankings[/u] OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Phantos & Lucios (+1, 2-1) 1. Gods & Monsters (+3, 3-0) 2. The Chickenshit Heels (+2, 3-1) 3. Drink & Destroy (+1, 2-1) 4. IHOP (+1, 2-1) 5. Fear Us (+1, 1-0)
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OOWF Doomy Doomy Doom Doom V
Live! From Springfield, Florida <We cut to the back where we see the OOWF roster assembled in a room, talking among themselves, clearly not happy to be there. After a few seconds of waiting, GM the Rick walks in and heads directly to the podium> GMtR: Ok, I know none of you are interested in being here, but all of you are, so you might as well listen. The events of the last nine months or so have given me a lot to think about. I realize now that my actions helped a rift in the locker room fester into the full blown war that we just went through. I realize how precarious my position had been, and now I am going to make steps to correct that. First. There will be no repercussions from the war. There will be no fines, no suspensions, no favoritism granted because of the side you were on. As far as I, and the rest of management are concerned, we are all getting a fresh start, a clean slate. Everyone wants to put this behind them, and I believe this is the best way to do it. Second. I am asking Davin Moreland to resign as Assistant General Manager. While I do sincerely appreciate your efforts during the last nine months, your position as Assistant General Manager and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion is a conflict of interests. I am asking that you have your resignation on my desk by Wednesday’s Mayhem. Third. Any and all intentional physical contact with me, or any other OOWF official will not be tolerated. This is a zero tolerance policy folks. I don’t care who you are, I don’t care how long you have been here, I don’t care what title you may hold. If you lay a hand on me or any other official with the intent to harm, you will be suspended for thirty days without pay, and should you be a champion, you will be stripped of your title immediately. There are no exceptions to this. Finally, we understand the volatile nature of our business, and we understand that all too often agendas are taken beyond the ring and vendettas are settled outside the confines of the ring. While we cannot ban all back stage attacks, we can try to curb them. Working on a case by case basis, we will evaluate the attacks. If personal injury was sustained, there will be the possibility of a fine, and or, suspension. Ok, that is all. <GM the Rick turns and walks out of the room before the questions can arise, the crowd bickers among themselves as we cut to the ring> MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. TYSON KINCAID Kincaid comes out first, accompanied by Lance Storm. He climbs between the ropes and stares at the crowd for a moment, then drops to the canvas and rolls under the ropes to the floor. He signs a little girl’s poster, then we see him drop to one knee. The camera catches him pulling a small pill bottle out of his tights, but before he can do anything else Kincaid turns around and sees the prying eye of the camera there and gives the cameraman a hard shove sending him to the floor. Kincaid motions to Storm as if to say he was just tying his boot, then slides into the ring and slumps in the corner and waits for Moosehead Jack to make his way to the ring. Jack is announced and he comes out to the ring and sees Kincaid slumped in the corner. Moose stares at Kincaid for a moment and grins, then rolls under the bottom rope and without waiting for the bell to ring, sprints to the corner and viciously kicks Kincaid in the mouth, and keeps kicking and stomping him until the referee has to pull him off of him. Moose snarls at the referee then shoves him aside and grabs Kincaid and pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. Kincaid staggers and falls backward to the mat, Moose hits the ropes and drops an elbow across his throat and covers, but Kincaid kicks out at two. Moose drags Kincaid to the bottom rope and hangs him across the rope throat first and stands on the back of his head. Kincaid struggles, and is finally saved by the referee who orders Moose to break the hold or face disqualification. Moose finally breaks the hold, and Kincaid pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Moose charges and takes Kincaid over the top rope with a clothesline, Kincaid hits the floor with a sickening thud. Moose remains in the ring for a moment while Kincaid lies on the floor on the outside staring up at the lights. Finally Moose leaves the ring and pulls Kincaid to his feet and tries a whip to the corner post, but Kincaid is able to reverse it and Moose smacks into the post face first. The crowd cheers this development, and Kincaid looks around, somewhat bewildered that they are cheering for him. He gets a bit too wrapped up in the moment though, and a bloody Moose charges and takes him to the floor with a spear, then hammers Kincaid in the face with rapid fire closed fist punches. Moose rolls Kincaid under the bottom rope and tries a cover again, but once again he can only get a two count. Moose pulls Kincaid to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but Kincaid slips out of his grasp and lands on his feet behind Moose, grabs him, and hits a LUNGBLOWER! Moose writhes in pain and the cheers from the crowd increase. Kincaid pulls Moose to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, then follows him in and catches him with a high knee to the side of the face, then bulldogs him out of the corner, rolls him over and gets a two count. Kincaid gets to his feet and the crowd is solidly behind him now. Kincaid waits for Moose to get to his feet, then takes him down with a spinning heel kick, then heads to the corner and climbs the ropes. Kincaid pauses for a moment on the top rope and grabs his head, appearing to get a bit dizzy for a moment. That bit of hesitation allows Moose to get to his feet and lunge to the ropes and knock Kincaid off balance sending him tumbling to the floor. Moose slithers under the bottom rope and pulls Kincaid to his feet on the outside, looking at him for a second before HAMMERING him in the face with a straight punch that sends Kincaid to the floor again. Kincaid starts to crawl toward the ramp, but as he looks up the ramp and gets to his feet, he sees Lance Storm standing there. Kincaid stares at him for a moment, which gives Moose the chance to attack from behind and nail Kincaid with a clubbing clothesline to the back of the head. Moose grabs Kincaid and throws him back into the ring and follows him. Moose gets in a couple more shots then grabs Kincaid and sends him to the corner, but Kincaid scales the corner and leaps and hits the THIN AIR! Kincaid drives Moose’s face into the mat, but it too stunned to immediately take advantage of it. Finally he hooks Moose and rolls him over and covers but only gets a two count. Kincaid connects with a stomp to Moose’s mouth, then pulls him up and hits a butterfly suplex that sends Moose across the ring. Kincaid leaves the ring and climbs the ropes and waits for Moose to get to his feet, as he does, Kincaid leaps and nails Moose with a perfect missile drop kick. Kincaid crawls across the ring and covers Moose again, this time Moose uses the ropes to free himself at two. Kincaid yells at the referee and looks a little frustrated, which allows Moose to roll out of the ring to the floor. As Kincaid is arguing with the referee, Moose is on the floor and he pulls something from his pocket and hides it in his hand. Kincaid gets to his feet, and staggers a little, and grabs his head as if trying to clear his mind or something, then reaches between the ropes grabbing for Moose. Moose steps away from his grasp and turns and BLASTS Kincaid with a chain! Kincaid slumps on the ropes like he had just been shot, and Moose quickly hides the chain before the referee suspects anything. Moose slides back into the ring and drags the barely conscious and bloody Kincaid off the middle rope to the middle of the ring. He pulls him to his feet and stares at him and tries a heart punch, but Kincaid side steps and grabs a waist lock, but Moose catches him with an elbow to the side of the head that staggers Kincaid, Moose spins around and kicks Kincaid and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! Moose locks Kincaid into the ji-endo and he struggles to make the ropes. Kincaid is nearly there when Moose twists him away, sending both men tumbling over. Almost without realizing it, Kincaid is on top, and even though his consciousness is fading, Kincaid manages to bridge slightly, Moose apparently does not realize that his shoulders are down until the referee makes the three count! WINNER in 15:55 – Tyson Kincaid After the match, Moose gets to his feet and stands over Kincaid, then looks down at the mat where a small bottle of what appears to be pills has slipped from Kincaid’s tights. Moose picks them up and a smirk appears on his face as he tucks the bottle into his own tights. Kincaid is sitting on the mat regaining his senses when he looks up and sees Moose standing there. Figuring Moose would be livid, Kincaid scrambles to his feet and gets ready for a fight. Instead Moose is standing there with a smirk on his face. Moose offers his hand again and Kincaid appears to be about to take it when Lance Storm slides under the bottom rope. Kincaid’s head snaps around at Storm, and when he looks back, Moose has already left the ring and is heading up the ramp. CONCRETE TG vs. FIREWOMAN – Pure Rules Match Concrete TG is announced and heads to the ring with the proper heroic music, in this case “With Jupiter in Mind.” Crete hops over the top rope and waits in his corner, striking occasional heroic poses for the crowd. Firewoman is announced and she comes out with a sly grin on her face and makes her way to the ring. This match will be held under Onslaught rules, which means that each wrestler only gets three rope saves from a pin, a wrestler will receive three warnings, after the third they draw an automatic disqualification. The bell rings and the two slowly circle and lock up. Fire grabs an arm wringer and turns it into a top wrist lock, Crete falls forward and flips Fire off of him. Fire rolls through and immediately gets to her feet in a defensive stance. Crete also spins to his feet. The two lock up again and this time Crete grabs a side head lock. Fire lifts Crete and Crete flips over Fire’s shoulder and lands on his feet, then grabs Fire and snaps her across the ring with an arm drag. Crete gets to his feet quick, Fire stays on the mat shaking the feeling back into her arm, glaring at Crete. Fire slowly gets to her feet and they meet in the center of the ring again, this time Fire catches Crete with a knee to the mid section, then takes him to the mat with a side head lock and gets a one count before Crete rolls his shoulder. Fire grinds the head lock working the neck. The ref asks Crete if he wants to give up, but Crete obviously refuses. Crete takes Fire over and gets a two count before Fire pushes herself back to a sitting position maintaining the side head lock. Crete finally works his way to one knee then up to his feet and shoves Crete off into the corner. Crete charges, but Fire slips out of the ring and Crete slams into the corner chest first and staggers backward a few steps where Fire hits a crescent kick to the back of the head that sends Crete crashing face first into the second turnbuckle. Fire moves in quickly and grabs Crete’s arms and FIRESTOMPS Crete on the second turnbuckle, then the third, then the mat! Fire rolls Crete over and covers, but Crete reaches out and grabs the bottom rope forcing the break, and using one rope break. Fire springs off the bottom rope and drops a knee across Crete’s chest, but before she can cover, Crete rolls under the ropes and falls to the floor trying to regain his senses. Fire gets a running start inside the ring and dives between the ropes at Crete, but Crete turns at the last minute and catches Fire with a Pele kick to the top of the head as she comes through the ropes! The crowd pops for this as Fire slams into the floor, clearly dead. Crete seems to consider just rolling into the ring and taking the count out win, but instead he hefts Fire to her feet and rolls her under the bottom rope. Crete heads to the corner and climbs to the top, pauses for a second, then hits a perfect Savage elbow that catches Fire right on the sternum. Crete covers and hooks the leg, but Fire somehow manages to roll her shoulder at two. Crete pulls Fire to her feet and hits a capture suplex for another two count. Fire looks a little rattled and Crete keeps up the pressure catching Fire from behind and hitting a release German suplex. Firewoman tries to slip out of the ring, but Crete grabs her legs and pulls her back into the ring and starts a giant swing, and after spinning several times he lets Fire go and Fire flies across the ring, almost sliding under the bottom rope. Crete covers hooking the leg, but now it is Fire’s turn to use the rope to escape. Crete pulls Fire to her feet and hauls her up for a vertical suplex, but Fire slips over Crete’s shoulder and lands on her feet. Crete spins around and gets POPPED in the mouth with a super kick! Crete falls like a sack of potatoes, and Fire falls to the mat as well. The referee starts the ten count as both competitors are on their back counting the lights. Fire begins to stir at seven and crawls to the corner and pulls herself to her feet using the ropes. She struggles and finally staggers across the ring where Crete is on one knee holding his jaw. Fire nails Crete with a shining wizard that sends him to the mat again. Fire makes it to the opposite corner and slowly climbs to the top rope and leaps and nails a BEST FIRESAULT EVER! Fire hooks the legs, one, two, thre…..NO! Somehow Crete rolls his shoulder to avoid the count. Fire yanks Crete up and shoves him into the corner and charges, but Crete hops to the top rope and flips over Fire hooking him with a sunset flip for another two count. Fire rolls through and catches Crete in the face with a knee, then grabs Crete’s legs and pulls him to the middle of the ring and turns Crete over in the Lion tamer! Crete grimaces in pain but refuses to give up. Inch by inch Crete makes it toward the ropes, finally he is able to reach the bottom rope and force the break. Crete has one rope break left. Fire pulls Crete to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker planting him across his knee, then shoving him to the mat. Fire covers, but can only get a two count. Fire pulls Crete to his feet again and lifts him into a torture rack trying for the submission! Crete howls in pain but refuses to give up. After several agonizing minutes Fire drives Crete to the mat with a burning hammer, then heads to the corner and climbs the ropes for another BFE! Fire leaps and soars majestically through the air, but as she comes down, Crete gets his knees up and Fire SLAMS across Crete’s knees stomach first. Before Fire can fall off of Crete’s knees, Crete hooks Fire and rolls her into a small package. The referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE! Just a fraction of a second before Fire kicks out. WINNER in 20:13 – Concrete TG After the match Crete rolls under the bottom rope and the referee raises his arm in victory. Fire remains on her knees in the middle of the ring, livid at what has just happened. Fire looks around and sees Lance Storm and Tyson Kincaid standing at the top of the ramp, evidently watching the entire match. She snarls and rolls out of the ring and storms up the ramp. Before she can get to Tyson and Lance though, they steps behind the curtain and disappear to the back. DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS – Winners Get a Title Shot The announcer stands in the middle of the ring and announces The Chickenshit Heels, but we get nothing. He stands there looking a bit confused for a moment, then announces them a second time, but once again gets nothing. A ringside official hops on the apron and beckons the ring announcer over and tells him something, then the announcer heads back to the middle of the ring and announces Drink & Destroy and waits patiently for a moment, but nothing happens. He waits a moment, then announces them again, and looks around confused. The crowd is starting to get restless now and some boos are starting to fill the arena. An official races down the ramp to the ring and says something to the referee, and he looks a little horrified and quickly starts a ten count. He gets to three when Drink & Destroy and The Chickenshit Heels break through the back (not the entrance way, but the actual set itself) and crash to the top of the ramp. All four men are bleeding profusely and it is clear that this fight has been raging for quite some time now. Stank grabs AA by the throat with both hands and lifts him off his feet and holds him in the air for a few moments, then throws him down the ramp toward the ring. AA hits the ramp and rolls down to ringside. At the top of the ramp, FF Capslock grabs Johnny Adrenaline and tries to slam him face first into the steel girders, but Adrenaline blocks it and catches Capslock with a scientific thumb to the eye. Johnny staggers around for a moment then grabs Capslock and whips him toward the edge of the stage, but FF stops just before he falls off, surprising for such a big guy. Capslock turns around and Johnny charges, but Capslock catches him with a back body drop! Adrenaline soars through the air and crashes through a conveniently placed stack of tables! OH MY GOD!! Seriously, I know I have joked about this in the past, but Johnny Adrenaline is dead. Seriously. Does anyone have a next of kin number? Who will look after Sav? Ok, back to the match while officials rush to the wreckage of what used to be a wrestler and try to remove the body without anyone noticing. Capslock makes his way down the ramp to ring side where Stank has AA pinned up against the ring post and is hammering him with clubbing shots to the face. Stank takes a few steps back and charges. AA starts to move out of the way but sees Capslock standing there so he freezes, and gets AVALANCHED for his hesitation, driving him into the ring post and probably breaking most of his ribs and no doubt incurring massive internal injury. AA falls to the floor and spits up some blood. Capslock and Stank turn to the crowd and raise their arms in victory, proud of the fact that they appear to have killed The Chickenshit Heels. Of course their lack of paying attention allows AA to hit a low blow on Stank that sends him to the ropes. Capslock lunges for AA but AA crawls between his legs and escapes. AA rolls into the ring and taunts Capslock to come in after him. Capslock climbs onto the apron and is about to step between the ropes when AA charges over and tries to kick the ropes, but Capslock is onto his tricks and reaches out and smacks AA upside the head with a big fist. The shot sends AA to the mat rear end first. Capslock steps into the ring and moves toward AA who scoots back until he is trapped in the corner. Before Capslock can get to AA, something charges by him and KILLS AA in the corner. It was Stank, clearly pissed off about the low blow. He catches AA with a knee to the face, and AA slumps to the mat in the corner. Stank and Lock each grab a leg and pull AA to the middle of the ring. They motion to the crowd for the Pound of Flesh and pull AA to his feet. AA fights them off with a couple of shots to the head, Capslock actually takes a step backward. The crowd pops for this, but also appears to be distracted by something else. Stank hits the ropes and suddenly tumbles over the top rope to the floor! What the hell? OH HELL! IT’S JOHNNY ADRENALINE! HE DIDN’T DIE! Adrenaline grabs Stank and slams him face first into the ring post, Stank hits, spins around and drops like he has been shot. Inside the ring, AA tries a clothesline, but Capslock ducks and hits AA with a solo 3D! Capslock pulls AA off the mat and hauls him to his feet and puts him on his shoulders and starts an airplane spin! After several revolutions, the referee gets a little too close and gets clipped, he goes flying. Finally Capslock drops AA and staggers around the ring, too dizzy to see Johnny standing there with a chair! Adrenaline raises the chair and SLAMS it down on Capslock’s head, staggering the big man. Another shot drops him to one knee. Finally Adrenaline, with rage in his eyes, rears back and swings with all his might and SMACKS the chair across Capslock’s face! Capslock drops to the mat, barely conscious. AA somehow gets to his feet, but still has to hold onto the ropes to keep his balance. He makes his way over to the referee and pulls him to his feet using his belt. Adrenaline, meanwhile, pulls Capslock to his feet and tries an Adrenaline Rush, but he can’t get Capslock up. He motions to AA and AA staggers over, and between the two of them they get Capslock up and hit the ADRENALINE RUSH! AA floats over and covers, while Johnny gets to his feet and gets tackled by Stank who just now made it back into the ring. Johnny holds on like a spider monkey to keep Stank from breaking it up and AA gets the one, two, three! WINNERS in 19:11 – The Chickenshit Heels IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. GODS & MONSTERS & ERIC O’MAC – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match Gods & Monsters come to the top of the ramp, without Selena, and have a look of murderous rage across their faces. They are joined by Eric O’Mac who makes it a point to show off his wedding ring to the camera along with a sinister laugh. The trio heads to the ring and IHOP and The Amnesiac are announced. SYB, Skurge, the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth and Fezzik come out to the top of the ramp, but The Amnesiac is nowhere to be seen. We soon find out why. The Amnesiac hops the rail after making his way through the crowd and slides into the ring and attacks Eric O’Mac from behind. He takes O’Mac to the mat and hammers him mercilessly. Eric’s partners come to his rescue and grab The Amnesiac and pull him off of Eric. This inspires SYB, Skurge, Fezzik and The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth to rush the ring. SYB and Skurge slide under the bottom rope, and Poe and Tytan immediately release The Amnesiac and turn to them and HAMMER them with brutal shots. Poe grabs SYB by the throat and throws him into the corner and beats him down to the mat. Tytan tries to grab Skurge, but Skurge ducks and hits the ropes and springs off the bottom rope and flies toward Tytan, Tytan catches him in mid air and CHOKESLAMS him to HELL! The Amnesiac is back on Eric and has him in the corner and is brutalizing him with kicks. Tytan walks over and grabs The Amnesiac from behind and lifts him onto his shoulder, Eric quickly recovers and hops to the top rope and leaps off connecting with a leg drop/back body drop combo. Meanwhile Poe pulls SYB to his feet and military presses him and throws him out of the ring at Fezzik, but Fezzik catches him and gently sets SYB down on his feet. The referee finally tries to restore order, and it appears that Eric and The Amnesiac are the legal men. Eric covers The Amnesiac but he rolls his shoulder at two. Eric pulls Amnesiac to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but The Amnesiac reverses it and Eric hits the ropes instead. The Amnesiac drops to the mat and Eric steps over him, The Amnesiac is back to his feet and catches Eric with a knee to the gut, then a swinging neck breaker. The Amnesiac covers for a two count, then pulls Eric up and throws him into the champs corner and tags in Skurge. Skurge snap mares Eric out of the corner and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head, then slams Eric back to the mat and covers for another two count before Tytan comes in and breaks it up with a boot to Skurge’s face. Skurge pulls Eric to his feet and whips him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon and Eric catches him with an elbow to the back of the head, then a running knee lift. Eric reaches out and tags in Poe. Poe steps over the top rope and explodes into the ring, nearly decapitating Skurge with a clothesline, then running to the corner and knocking SYB and The Amnesiac with elbows to the side of the head. Skurge gets to his feet and Poe lifts him by the throat and throws him into the corner and hammers him with shots to the midsection, then sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a big boot to the face. Poe falls on Skurge and covers, but only gets a two count. Poe quickly pulls Skurge to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a side slam, but Skurge spins up Poe and takes him over with a head scissors. Poe quickly gets to his feet and lunges at Skurge, who ducks under his arms and tags in SYB. SYB comes into the ring and as Poe turns back around, they hit TOTAL ELIMINATION on the big man! SYB Covers Poe, but Eric comes in and breaks up the pin at two. SYB pulls Poe up and backs him into the corner and tries to whip him across the ring, but Poe holds onto the top rope and pulls SYB back to him and catches him with a forearm right to the jaw. SYB hits the mat dazed and Poe drags him to the Gods & Monsters corner and tags in Tytan. Tytan unleashes a series of chops to SYB trying to cave his chest in, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a big bear hug. SYB howls in pain, but frees himself after a few moments by gouging Tytan’s eyes. SYB staggers and tags in The Amnesiac while Tytan tries to regain his sight. The Amnesiac springs to the top rope and leaps, connecting with a back elbow to the face that sends the big man to the mat. The Amnesiac makes the quick tag to Skurge, and the two of them grab Tytan like they are going to put him in a double Boston crab, then Skurge reaches back and tags in SYB. Skurge and The Amnesiac fall backward, and catapult Tytan right into the charging SYB who hits him with a double sledge to the face, HEBREW HAMMER! Tytan falls to the mat clutching his face, SYB falls on top of him and The Amnesiac and Skurge run interference to keep Poe and Eric from interfering, the referee hits the mat and counts one, two, thre….NO! Tytan manages to roll his shoulder! SYB stares at the referee in shock! Poe and Eric both take Skurge and The Amnesiac out of the ring and they brawl around ring side. SYB recovers from his shock and pulls a still dazed Tytan to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then bounds off the ropes himself going for a clothesline, however Tytan side steps just slightly and lowers his head and SLAMS head first into SYB’s face! SYB goes down like he had been shot, blood pouring from what is almost certainly a broken nose, and that is a pretty massive break for a pretty massive beak! (Solomon, Fred. IM chat, 1:02:16 pm, 10/25/08). SYB struggles to get off the mat, blood pouring from his face. Tytan, meanwhile, has fallen to one knee in the middle of the ring, having absorbed a pretty big hit himself. On the outside, Poe and Tytan fight up the ramp, neither man giving an inch. Meanwhile Eric grabs The Amnesiac and whips him toward the guard rail, The Amnesiac shows his agility and leaps onto the guard rail and springs back at Eric, but Eric moves out of the way and The Amnesiac slams onto the floor hard. Eric looks into the ring just in time to see the collision between Tytan and SYB. Thinking fast, he climbs onto the apron and leaps to the top rope and hits a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on SYB! SYB is dead! Eric grabs Tytan and shoves him on top of SYB then leaps over the top rope and hammers The Amnesiac. The referee hits the mat, and makes the three count, we have NEW OOWF Campeonas de Trios champions! WINNERS in 27:11 – and NEW OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions – Gods & Monsters and Eric O’Mac SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. CHRIS COLE vs. DAMON WRATH – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match The challengers are announced first, Damon Wrath is announced and comes to the ring first, then “The Main Event” Chris Cole, then finally DEA member Alexander Darling. They come to the ring and wait in the middle of the ring while the OOWF Onslaught Champion Seamus McNasty is announced and he comes to the ring, drops off his title and rolls under the bottom rope. Seamus gets to his feet and eyes his opponents, he pauses for a moment at his former partner Damon Wrath and they bump knuckles. This is a fatal four way match, so all four men can be in the ring at one time. Whoever scores the first pin fall is the winner. The bell rings and Darling immediately comes after Seamus, but before he can get there Cole slams Darling on the back of the head with a forearm. There is still some lingering bad blood between those two. While Darling and Cole are renewing hostilities Damon Wrath turns to Seamus and they start trading furious punches like this is a Saturday night at the local Irish pub. Seamus stuns Wrath with an elbow to the temple, then tries a clothesline, but Wrath ducks it and catches Seamus with a half nelson slam that folds him in half. On the other side of the ring, Cole has Darling in the corner and is blistering him with chops to the chest. He lets Darling stagger forward a few steps, then rocks him with a European uppercut that sends Darling back into the corner. Cole checks to make sure the referee is preoccupied with Wrath and McNasty, then puts Darlings legs on either rope, and NAILS him with a swift kick to the jewels. Darling falls off the ropes and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Cole turns his attention to Wrath and Seamus, and sees Wrath hit Seamus with the half nelson suplex. Cole runs across the ring and falls on Seamus and gets a two count, before a nasty kick to the face from Wrath breaks it up. Wrath pulls Cole to his feet and hits an inverted atomic drop, then bounds off the ropes and catches Cole with a stiff flying kick to the face that sends him across the ring. Seamus is back on his feet now, and he spins Wrath around and hits a hot shot on the top rope, snapping Wrath’s head back and sending him to the mat. Seamus covers Wrath, but from outside the ring, Darling reaches in and rakes Seamus’s eyes breaking up the count before he can even get a one count. Darling crawls back into the ring and pulls Seamus up and hits a hangman’s neck breaker on him, the hits the ropes and drops a knee across his forehead. Darling looks like he is going to go for the pin, but he sees Wrath getting back to his feet, so he kicks him in the mid section and drops him to the mat with a DDT. Darling gets back to his feet just in time to duck a clothesline from Cole, Darling grabs him and hits a side Russian leg sweep then floats over and covers Cole, but he kicks out at two. Darling is back on his feet, and he grabs Seamus as he gets up and sends him to the ropes and connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw. Darling springs to his feet and sees Cole on one knee and lines him up for the Randy Orton kick of Doom, but Damon Wrath grabs him from behind and hits a dragon suplex! Darling lands with all his weight on the back of his neck, but Wrath cannot make a pin attempt, because Cole explodes to his feet and catches Wrath with a kick to the side of the head that sends him out of the ring. Seamus rolls out of the ring on the other side and waits for Wrath to get to his feet, then charges and clips his knee sending him back to the floor. Seamus pulls Wrath up and slams him face first into the Flemish Announce Table, then hits the BLACK AND TAN on the floor! Wrath is OUT! Inside the ring Cole is on top of Darling hammering him with closed fist shots to the face. Seamus slips into the ring and grabs Cole from behind and traps him in a dragon sleeper trying for the submission. Cole fights for his life and refuses to give up, but you can tell his consciousness is starting to fade. Alexander Darling gets to his feet and charges at Seamus and KILLS him with a clothesline! Cole falls to the mat, dazed, and Darling falls on him and gets a two count, but Cole manages to roll his shoulder. Darling throws Cole out of the ring and pulls Seamus to his feet. Alexander Darling sets Seamus up for a pile driver, but Seamus backdrops Darling out of it. Darling gets to his feet and Seamus catches him with a straight right that sends Darling back to the corner. Seamus puts Darling on the top rope and looks like he is going to try a Celtic Cross, but as he climbs to the second rope, Damon Wrath slides into the ring and charges and spears Seamus! Seamus falls to the mat, all the wind knocked out of him, and Wrath covers him and gets the one, two, NO! Alexander Darling leaps off the middle turnbuckle and drops a leg across the back of Wrath’s head! Darling pulls Wrath up and fires him out of the ring to the floor. Darling pulls Seamus up, and we see Cole on the outside on his feet watching the action in the ring. Darling grabs Seamus and hits a DARLING DRIVER! This one is over! Darling falls on top of Seamus, one, two, NO! Chris Cole is in the ring, he pulls Darling up and throws him out of the ring, right into Damon Wrath who had just got to his feet. Cole pulls a stunned Seamus up and hits the HEADLINER! He covers, one, two, THREE! New Onslaught Champion! WINNER in 22:11 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – “The Main Event” Chris Cole PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. FEAR US – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match Fear Us, LD Williams and Outback Jack, are announced first and make their way to the ring. They climb between the ropes and bump knuckles, and LD stays in the ring, he will start things for his team. “God Blessed Texas” blares over the PA system, and the crowd boos vehemently. The OOWF World Tag Team champions Phantos and Lucios come out, and the boos only get louder. They ignore the taunts and jeers of the crowd and make their way to the ring. The champs step between the ropes and hand the titles to the referee and have a brief conference in the corner. Phantos stays in the ring, and Lucios steps out of the ring onto the apron. The referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway! Phantos and Williams slowly circle and lock up, Phantos immediately catches LD with a knee to the mid section and hip tosses him to the mat, and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head. Williams immediately spins to his feet and Phantos catches him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw that sends LD back into the corner. Phantos looks pretty proud of himself and charges into the corner and tries a monkey flip out of the corner, but LD grabs Phantos and hits an inverted atomic drop, then LEVELS Phantos with a clothesline. Phantos rolls to the champions corner and looks at Williams, then tags in the larger Lucios. Lucios storms into the ring and he and LD lock up, Lucios pushes LD to the ropes and tries a clubbing shot to the chest, but LD ducks under it and escapes behind him. Lucios takes a step toward Williams and Williams takes him over with an arm drag, then tags in Outback Jack. Jack charges in and catches Lucios with a bulldog as he gets to his feet. He rolls Lucios over and gets a one count, but Lucios powers out of it easily. Jack pulls Lucios to a sitting position and locks him in a side head lock, but Lucios quickly gets to his feet and shoves Jack to the ropes. Jack rebounds and Lucios takes him down with a shoulder block. Jack pops back to his feet and Lucios scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Lucios bounds off the ropes and drops a big leg across Jack’s chest and covers, but doesn’t even get a one count. Lucios pulls Jack to his feet and tags in Phantos. Lucios whips Jack to the ropes and drops to the mat, as Jack steps over Lucios on the rebound, Phantos catches him flush on the jaw with a drop kick. Phantos showboats a bit, then makes the cover, but doesn’t even get a two count. Phantos pulls Jack to his feet and peppers him with shots to the face, then hits the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Jack ducks and sends Phantos to the far ropes, Phantos rebounds and leaps in the air and lands on Jack’s shoulders and tries to snap him over with a hurracarana, but Jack holds onto him and walks to the Fear Us corner and tags in LD Williams. Jack drops to his knees, delivering a sort of tombstone pile driver to Phantos, and holds him there, while LD runs the ropes and connects with a drop kick to Phantos face. Phantos falls to the mat and Williams immediately pounces on him and locks him in a cross face, but Phantos is too close to the ropes and he reaches out and forces the break after only a few seconds of suffering. Williams drags Phantos to the middle of the ring and drops an elbow across his chest, then grabs Phantos legs and locks him in a figure four in the center of the ring. Phantos howls in pain, and he is trapped right in the center of the ring. Lucios feigns coming in, which draws Outback Jack into the ring as well. While the referee is getting Jack out of the ring, Lucios comes in and grabs his partner’s arms and drags him toward the champion’s corner. The referee turns around just as Lucios is leaving the ring, and runs over to admonish him, and while his back is turned, and much to the delight of the crowd, Jack runs in and grabs LD’s arms and pulls the pile back to the middle of the ring. Phantos has been trapped in the move for a long time, and he begins to struggle to turn the move. He gets the move turned about half way, and LD releases the hold and gets to his feet and pounces and locks on the STF! Phantos is in trouble, but it doesn’t last long as Lucios rushes into the ring and kicks LD in the face breaking the hold, however this also brings Outback Jack into the fray. Jack charges across the ring and tackles Lucios and both men tumble between the ropes and fall to the floor. Inside the ring, LD Williams pulls Phantos to his feet and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex, but before he can cover and get a count, Gods & Monsters storm the ring and attack Lucios and, perhaps inadvertently, Outback Jack. LD Williams leaves the ring and joins the brawl, Phantos gets to his feet and quickly runs the ropes and dives between the ropes and nails Tytan. While they are brawling, The Chickenshit Heels skulk to ringside holding steel chairs and stalk Phantos and Lucios, but before they can use the chairs, Drink & Destroy rush from the back and attack Adrenaline and AA! The four teams brawl around ring side, and the fight spills into the crowd as well! Bodies fly everywhere and the referee has given up any hope of restoring order on this one. He slips back into the ring and starts a very fast ten count, and declares the match a double count out! WINNER – double count out in 11:41 DAVIN MORELAND vs. VOLDSOHMET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match The OOWF Intercontinental champion Voldsohmet Hansen comes out and pauses at the top of the ramp. We see his face is painted to look like a skull, making him look quite creepy, he has also adopted the name Voldsohmet for this match. Voldsohmet looks out across the crowd for a moment, then holds up his title and the crowd roars their approval. Voldsohmet shows the camera his taped fists with “DHM” written across it, and we hear him say “this is for you” as he heads to the ring. Voldsohmet steps between the ropes and hands off his title and is ready for a fight. The World champion Davin Moreland is announced next, and he comes out with Samantha Darling by his side. The crowd shows their extreme displeasure with the champ by showering him with debris and boos. Moreland laughs it off, ignoring the catcalls and heading to the ring. Once at ring side, Davin’s demeanor changes abruptly. He hands the title to the referee and gets a serious look on his face while glaring at Voldsohmet across the ring. The referee holds the world title up for all to see, but Voldsohmet doesn’t take his eyes off Moreland for a second. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway. Voldsohmet slowly walks to the center of the ring, you can see he is struggling mightily to control his emotions. Davin tries to play on Voldsohmet’s rage by mimicking the fireball motion that put Magnusson out of action. Voldsohmet looks down at the canvas for a moment, slightly trembling with rage, then POPS Moreland with an open hand slap across the face! Davin’s hand immediately goes to his face, and now it is his turn to wear a look of rage. Moreland and Voldsohmet lock up and immediately start trading shots to the head. They roll around the ropes, neither man able to keep much of an advantage. The referee tries to break them up, but quickly realizes it is a fool’s mission. He lets them fight, and after several minutes of brutal back and forth action, Davin takes several stiff shots to the face in a row that has him staggering back across the ring. Voldsohmet gives him one final big shot that sends Davin to the mat, but to his credit he pops right back to his feet and catches Voldsohmet with a scientific thumb to the eye. Voldsohmet struggles to regain his vision while Davin hits the ropes and charges, but Voldsohmet recovers and catches the champ with a THUNDEROUS spine buster! Davin hits the mat and immediately rolls under the bottom rope before Voldsohmet can make a cover. Davin is uncharacteristically upset on the outside, and Samantha Darling immediately comes over to comfort him. She whispers something in his ear and Davin immediately calms down, looks at Voldsohmet waiting inside the ring and gets a sly look on his face. Moreland takes his time getting back into the ring, and when he finally does step between the ropes, Voldsohmet charges and catches the champ with a hard chop to the chest. Voldsohmet whips Davin to the far ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Davin drops an elbow down on the back of Voldsohmet’s head, then whips him into the corner, sending him shoulder first into the ring post. Voldsohmet drops to one knee and grabs his shoulder, but Davin doesn’t give him a second of rest. He grabs his arm and wrings it, then steps between the ropes and guillotines Voldsohmet’s arm on the top rope, dropping off the apron to the floor. Voldsohmet staggers away from the ropes and drops to his knees in the middle of the ring grabbing his shoulder. Davin is quickly back into the ring and he catches Voldsohmet with a stiff kick to the shoulder, then tilts his head back and hammer him with rapid punches to the temple. The referee warns Davin about the closed fist punches, but he ignores him and switches it to elbows. Davin drops repeated elbows down across Voldsohmet’s forehead, mixing in a few cross faces as well, leaving Voldsohmet’s nose bloody and possibly broken. Davin leaves Voldsohmet on his knees and hits the ropes and connects with a running boot to the back of his head that slams Voldsohmet’s face into the canvas, sort of a flying curb stomp for lack of a better term. Davin looks at Voldsohmet, lying face down on the mat, and grins a bit, then rolls him over and hooks the leg, but Voldsohmet kicks out at one. Davin pulls Voldsohmet to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then grabs Voldsohmet by the head and tries A REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER out of the corner, but Voldsohmet holds on to the top rope and pushes Davin off. Moreland hits the mat, and Voldsohmet waits in the corner for him to stand up. As he does, Voldsohmet charges attempting a clothesline, but Davin catches him with a power slam for a two count. Moreland mounts Voldsohmet and hammers him with shots to the face, covers again, and once again gets a two count. Davin scoops Voldsohmet off the mat and drops him near the corner and climbs to the top rope. Is Moreland going for a moon sault? Holy shit he is! Moreland makes it to the top rope when Voldsohmet recovers his senses enough to get to his feet and charge to the corner and push the champ off. Moreland flies through the air and slams THROUGH the Welsh Announce Table! HOLY SHIT! The champ may be dead. Voldsohmet steps between the ropes and pulls away some of the carnage and sees a dazed Davin Moreland under the wreckage. We see Voldsohmet grab Davin by the head and hit repeated shots to the face. We can’t see Davin, but after several shots, the white tape on Voldsohmet’s hands has turned a disturbing shade of red, so we know the champ is in trouble. Voldsohmet finally stops and pulls Moreland to his feet, and sure enough, he is oozing blood from a nasty gash over his eye. Voldsohmet heads toward the ring with Moreland, making sure to add a head butt to the cut just to make it a little worse. Voldsohmet rolls the champ under the bottom rope and climbs between the ropes and drops an elbow across his chest and covers. Voldsohmet gets a two count, but Davin rolls his shoulder at two. Hansen pulls Moreland to his feet and sends him to the ropes and hits another THUNDEROUS spine buster! The crowd erupts sensing that Hansen has the match in hand. He covers Davin and hooks the leg and gets another two count. Hansen looks a little frustrated, but pulls Davin up and traps his arms and hits him with repeated head buts to the face, then lifts him onto his shoulders and DRIVES him to the mat with a DVD. Another cover, another two count. Hansen gets to his feet and climbs the ropes in the corner and the big man waits perched on the top rope. As Moreland gets to his feet, Hansen leaps trying for a clothesline, but Davin catches him in mid air and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Moreland drapes his arm across a dazed Hanesn’s chest and gets the one, two, three! WINNER in 30:29 – Davin Moreland After the match, Samantha Darling rolls into the ring to help Davin to his feet and hands him the title. Davin staggers a bit, then holds the title above his head and the crowd boos. Alexander Darling, Phantos and Lucios and Firewoman join him. They pull Spin Hansen to his feet and Davin is about to HAMMER him with the title when Drink & Destroy and Fear Us hit the ring. They brawl around the ring and ring side for a few minutes before DEA thinks better of things and escapes to the back. Spin remains inside the ring staring daggers at Davin as he backs up the ramp, looking as confident as ever with his world title draped over his shoulder. 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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, Alabama FEAR US vs. POOR UNFORTUNATE LOCAL WORKERS The two members of Poor Unfortunate Local Workers who spoke to THE Amnesiac earlier in the week make their way slowly to the ring. They look worried, but determined. Their determination waivers, however, as Bad to the Bone begins to play and Fear Us step onto the stage, accompanied by Wally B King and – say a prayer for the poor boys – L.D. Williams’ Mother. Fear Us pause on the stage for a moment as Outback Jack finishes a last pre-match beer, then storm the ring. The PULW attempt to bail, and the red-haired one gets away, but the blonde is caught by OBJ, who hits a couple European uppercuts and slings him to the ropes for a power slam as referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. OBJ bounces to his feet and stomps on blonde guy, then drags him to the FU corner and makes the tag. LD comes in and they pummel blonde guy in the corner. They throw him to the ropes and plant him with a flapjack. LD scrapes him off the mat and hits a snap suplex, then goes to the ropes and drives a knee into his temple. LD picks blonde guy up and tosses him to the PULW corner, where redhead guy reluctantly tags himself in. LD and redhead guy lock up, and LD drives a knee into his stomach, followed by a gut wrench suplex. Redhead guy rolls to his feet and LD waist locks him from behind, tossing him into the FU corner with a release German suplex. Redhead guy ends up sitting against the turnbuckles and LD pastes him with a running knee and tags in OBJ. OBJ pulls redhead guy to his feet, spins him around and waves to Wally who throws him something. It’s a Phantos mask, which OBJ crams onto the unfortunate worker’s head before clubbing him to the mat. OBJ makes the tag and grabs redhead guy’s legs as LD waves the camera closer. LD: “We call this the International Death Sentence, And boys, THIS, is a statement!” As OBJ lifts pseudo-Phantos in a wheelbarrow suplex, LD springboards off the top rope – and kills him with a Canadian Destroyer! OBJ rolls out of the ring as LD falls on the dead man for the win. WINNERS, in 4:07, Fear Us After the match: Blonde guy attempts to bail on his partner, but LD’s Mother snags him as he goes by. She holds him in place while Wally puts a Lucios mask on his head, then stuffs him into the ring. OBJ helps him to his feet and hands him a beer. As he struggles to lift the mask to drink it, OBJ and LD hit the ropes on opposite sides of the ring – Call of the Wild! Blonde guy does a 360 and the beer flies into the air. LD rolls to his feet, catches it, pops the top and drains it as EMTs flood the ring to help the wounded blonde guy and his late partner. Fear Us start up the aisle, and are met by Scheme Gene. SG: “Gentlemen, Please! What was the meaning of that senseless attack? You had no reason to use the Call of the Wild after the match!” OBJ: “Gene, that isn’t the Call of the Wild anymore, that’s the Debt Collection, and from now on two things are true in the OOWF – Your debt will be collected and you will-” LD: “FEAR US!” MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. TYSON KINCAID Tyson Kincaid makes his way to the ring first, he looks a little shaky, and his eyes keep darting around the arena like he is looking for someone, or expecting something. He steps between the ropes and heads to a corner and appears to dig for something in his tights. Kincaid has a small bottle in his hand, and he stares at it for a moment, but then is shocked back into reality when “Scarecrow” starts over the announce system. Moose makes his way to the ring, ignoring the boos of the crowd, instead keeping his eyes focused completely on Kincaid. Moose slithers into the ring and sits in the corner, never removing his gaze from Kincaid. Kincaid slips the bottle back into his tights and walks to the center of the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Kincaid looks ready to go, but Moose doesn’t move out of the corner. Kincaid yells for Moose to get to his feet, but once again Moose doesn’t move. Finally Kincaid turns to the referee and asks him to do something, when he looks away, Moose pulls himself to his feet and charges out of the corner and strikes, catching Kincaid with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to one knee. Moose hits the ropes and rebounds with a kick to the face that sends Kincaid down. Moose stands over Kincaid and yells for him to get to his feet. Kincaid grabs Moose and uses him to pulls himself up, and just before he can get to his feet, Moose hammers him with a shot to the face that sends him back to the mat. Moose snarls and pulls Kincaid up and throws him into the corner, then charges in, but Kincaid steps between the ropes and Moose slams sternum first into the corner. Moose staggers back and Kincaid springs to the top rope, then leaps and takes Moose off his feet with a clothesline. Moose and Kincaid both pop to their feet quickly, and Moose charges, but Kincaid catches him with a pendulum back breaker, then covers for a two count. Tyson pulls Moose up and rocks him with a couple of European uppercuts backing him against the ropes, then whips him across the ring and tries a clothesline, but Moose ducks, then drops down and slides out of the ring and taunts Kincaid to follow him. Kincaid charges after Moose and leaps between the ropes, Kincaid swings wildly and Moose easily ducks, then catches Kincaid with a boot to the gut, and DROPS him on the cement floor with a DDT! Moose sits next to a barely conscious Kincaid and just stares down at him as the referee starts the count. Once the referee is at seven, Moose rolls under the bottom rope and breaks the count, then pulls Kincaid to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Kincaid is slowly stirring and struggles to his feet, not realizing that Moose is right behind him. As Kincaid turns around, Moose HAMMERS him with a heart punch that makes Kincaid’s knees buckle but he does not go down. Moose grabs Kincaid and sends him to the corner, but Kincaid springs to the second rope and tries a cross body block, but Moose ducks and Kincaid crashes into the mat. Before Kincaid can recover, Moose pounces on him and locks him in the ji-endo! Kincaid struggles, but is caught in the center of the ring where there is no escape. After fighting if for as long as he can, Kincaid goes limp and the referee calls for the bell. WINNER in 16:11 – Moosehead Jack After the match, Moose stands over Kincaid who slowly moves so he is sitting on the mat. Kincaid looks up at Moose and slowly scoots back to the corner expecting an attack. Much to his surprise, Moose holds out his hand offering to help Kincaid to his feet. Kincaid just stares at Moose blankly while the crowd boos the gesture. Kincaid falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Now it is his turn to walk around the ring, never once taking his eyes off of Moose. Inside the ring Moose just stares at Kincaid as he leaves. Kincaid turns and heads up the aisle reaching into his tights and pulling out a small bottle, looking at it seems to confirm something for Kincaid, and he makes his way up the ramp and to the back a little faster. <Firewoman comes out of her locker room and heads down the hall for her match when she rounds the corner and suddenly stops> FW: What are you doing here? Voice: Why wouldn’t I be here? FW: I though Rick banned people from other companies V: Not as far as I know, just Jericho. Besides, I am not with Vince anymore <the camera pans around and we see Lance Storm standing there> FW: Whatever, I have a match. You might want to go babysit Kincaid though Storm: Kincaid doesn’t need a baby sitter, though, he could use some support…… FW: Forget it. I held his hand long enough. He’s your problem now Storm. <Fire walks away and leaves Storm staring> FIREWOMAN vs. CONCRETE TG “With Jupiter in Mind” starts up on the PA and the Springfield crowd responds by getting to their feet and giving a loud ovation to Concrete TG, who appears at the top of the ramp. The masked hero takes his time getting down the ramp, shaking hands, giving high fives and signing autographs for the kids before rolling into the ring and posing, soaking in the cheers. He then makes a “watch this” signal to the crowd and points to the Jumbotron. shows up on the Jumbotron as Firewoman appears on the top of the ramp. Crete apparently thinks this is hilarious, as does half the crowd. The other half just appears just confused or angry. Apparently Rick and Crete have found another way to enrage Firewoman, and she is about 50 ways worth of pissed off. She flies up the ramp while Crete is doubled over in laughter and jus ASSAULTS Crete with straight right hands. That’s good enough for Angelo Barros, who calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY! Firewoman is unleashing a profanity-laced tirade as she continues to beat down on Crete. Finally Crete regains his bearings and shrugs Fire off, but the damage is done; there’s blood leaking from the nose part of his mask. Fire is quickly back up, and locks on a Fujiwara Arm bar on Crete before he can get up. Crete’s in a bad way, and may be re-thinking his shenanigans. Barros checks on Crete, who manages to drag himself to the ropes, and Fire breaks the hold on 4.999999. Fire takes one step backward and hits a BASEMENT DROPCKICK in Crete’s mug, which sends the hero out to the floor. Fire takes a second to flip off the crowd, before trying for a TOPE CON HILO on Crete, but somehow, Crete manages to catch Fire in mid-air, and turn it into a SPINNING POWERBOMB ON THE FLOOR! Crete tries to shake the cobwebs out, and Barros starts a count. Both are up at 7, but Crete finds a reserve of energy from somewhere and SPEARS Fire out of her boots and into the STEEL STEPS, splaying them everywhere. Fire is DONE. Just to make sure though, Crete takes the bottom half of the STAIRS and drills Fire with them a couple times before tossing the STAIRS on top of her. Crete rolls back into the ring and instructs Barros to count, and he obliges. Crete looks for a moment and then goes back to the ring to play to all his adoring fans. Crete HEARS “9”, and raises his arms in victory; but doesn’t see a SERIOUSLY pissed off Firewoman; who hits a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CRETE’S HEAD! That knocked Crete LOOPY. Fire hooks Crete’s legs together…what is she doing? Uh-oh. She holds Crete in a Surfboard Position….DEA CURBSTOMP! Ouch. Fire signals to the crowd as she climbs the ropes. She faces away from the ring and tries for the BEST. FIRESAULT. EVER. She NAILS it, and that will be all for Crete tonight. WINNER in 9:14 by PINFALL…FIREWOMAN! OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament Semi-Finals THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. DRINK & DESTROY It’s supposed to be time for one of the semifinals in the Tag Team Invitational as a classic rivalry in OOWF history is renewed. Stank and FF Capslock, the original Drink & Destroy have made it this far just to face their most hated of enemies in Johnny Adrenaline and Alan “Attitude Adjuster” Capps, more commonly known as The Chickenshit Heels. That match is supposed to start right now, but we’re getting word of a situation in the Destroyatorium. Let’s head back… The camera fades in on Stank, Capslock, Adrenaline, and Attitude sitting around a table drinking together… Johnny: It’s like I was telling Solly, I’ve always been a Tampa fan. Attitude: Johnny??? Johnny: No, it’s me Mike. Stank: I think you’re supposed to be in character Mike, we have a match that is supposed to start like right now. Mike: Fuck that, it’s game 1 of the World Series. Besides Spot, don’t you have some more campaigning to do for Barack? FF: … Attitude: Why hasn’t FF said anything? Blown Spot: No internet yet…it’s really hurting our reunion. Mike: So, what’s the point of this match if we can’t even do it to the best of our abilities. I mean have you see AA’s promos the last few days. They’ve sucked. Attitude: [i}HEY….[/i] Blown: He’s got a point. Attitude: I know, but still…it’s better than some of these guys. I mean we got Raven wannabes and the As Run DEA Turns soap opera. We can be working at half our potential and we’ve still got feud of the year locked up. Mike: That may be, but we can and should do better. Blown Spot: What do you have in mind? Suddenly the door to the Destroyatoirum slams open and Kayfabe is standing there point a finger at everyone and looking really fucking pissed off. All four guys bow their heads as if they regret what they were doing. Then Mike gets a smile on his face and tosses the table out of the way spilling all of the beer and Mike’s Hard Lemonades. Blown Spot: Tell me you did not just waste beer. FF: And Hard Lemonade??? What the fuck is this gay shit? Donovan Viper: I’M NOT A HOMO!!! Johnny: Yes you are. Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOHNNY Johnny doesn’t like that and he launches himself at Stank and Attitude shrugs before following his partner’s lead and launching himself at Capslock. All of a sudden all four men are brawling in the Destroyatoirum and Kayfabe seems to accept this as apology enough and leaves. The brawl continues as tables get tossed around, bottles get thrown, and chairs get broken over peoples’ backs. The brawl continues as they finally exit the bar and they slowly make their way all over the arena using everything they come across as a weapon. Finally they brawl right out onto the entranceway as Stank picks Johnny high up in the air and tosses him into the first couple of rows of seats. Meanwhile FF has brawled with Attitude and suddenly Poe’s elevator entrance starts to rise and we see FF toss AA onto the stage. He quickly grabs him by the tights and rolls him down the ramp and the smart-ass fans in the first few rows act as if an earthquake is hitting with each tumble of AA. FF and Stank meet up and begin to stalk Attitude as he crawls away from them and somehow miraculously makes it into the ring. As soon as Stank gets in the ring, Angelo Barros calls for the bell and shockingly we’re finally underway here. AA slowly crawls up the ropes and gets to his feet and he turns around right into a collar-and-elbow tie-up from Stank. Seriously. A lock-up. Now. After all the brawling, Stank is going to start the actual match with a legit wrestling move. Ah, that’s better, Capslock is already in the ring and pounding on AA with hard, clubbing blows. Barros is trying to get him out of the ring and as he turns around, he doesn’t see Stank hit Johnny low. This is the D&D that fans came to love in their original feud with TCH. Stank and FF take their time working over AA, but it seems like they’ve taken too long because one time that FF goes to make the tag to Stank and there’s no one home as Johnny Adrenaline is back and he’s pulled Stank off the apron. He gets up onto the apron and snaps FF’s neck across it. FF staggers back and AA is able to hit a death drop. He makes the cover… 1… 2… FF rolls a shoulder. Johnny makes it around to his corner and AA is able to make the tag. Adrenaline is in and now it’s classic old-school Chickenshit Heels as they’ve isolated FF on their half of the ring even as Stank pleads with his partner to make it across for the tag. But Johnny and Alan are not letting Capslock anywhere near Stank as they’re putting on a tag-team exhibition. JA tags in AA and now the double-teaming begins as TCH get the big man up in the air and SLINGSHOT SUPLEX. Barros gets JA out of the ring as AA makes another cover… 1… 2… Stank in to break up the count. JA in as well and we have a donnybrook brewing as all four men are brawling. Barros is trying to keep control but these 4 men are big and really don’t like each other. Stank catches JA running in with a big boot to the face and then he drags AA up by the hair and showing a great deal of strength gets him for an inverted suplex. Stank leans down to help FF up to his feet when a running bulldog from JA catches him and both men wind up rolling to the outside. Inside the ring AA and FF are back on their feet and slugging it out trading lefts and rights and really giving it to each other. Capslock gets behind AA and showing his power picks him and hits a nice German Suplex but doesn’t let go. He rolls the big AA over and hits a second German, which really rattles the ring. He’s going for a third, but that’s abruptly halted when Johnny places a chair right in the middle of FF’s back. Just as Barros is about to call for the DQ, Stank is in and blasts Johnny right in the head with a chair shot of his own. Johnny is down, FF is staggered, and now Stank goes down when AA hits him where the sun don’t shine with a low blow. All four men are down on the mat and still continuing to punch each other when the opportunity arises and Barros has had enough realizing these four men will never let this match reach a legit finish. He calls for the bell and explains that he’s had enough of Drink & Destroy and The Chickenshit Heels and is ruling this match a No Contest. It doesn’t seem to affect either team though as all four men roll out of the ring and continue to brawl back into the locker room areas. WINNERS in 9:32…NO CONTEST GODS & MONSTERS vs. IHOP This has suddenly become the finals of the 2008 OOWF Invitational tag team tournament thanks to the double disqualification between The Chickenshit Heels and Drink & Destroy. SYB stars us off with Tytan. Collar and elbow tie up, and SYB locks in a headlock. He looks up, quite surprised at first, and then smiles broadly. On cue, Tytan hurls him into the ropes and levels SYB with a shoulder block. Tytan hits the ropes and catches SYB with a second shoulder as he gets to his feet. SYB topples to the mat and rolls to the outside. IHOP congregates on the floor, and Poe comes running around from the other side of the ring and blasts Skurge from behind, sending the Canadian into and over the ringside barrier. SYB screams and rushes into the ring, where Tytan greets him with a huge boot to the face. SYB flops to the mat and gets a mighty leg drop from Tytan. Poe gets the tag in and stalks SYB as he gets back to his feet. From behind, Poe nails a belly to back suplex that sends SYB bouncing into his own corner. Skurge has made it back to his sentry and tags himself in. Skurge and Poe lock up. Poe gets backed into a corner, and Skurge makes a clean break. Poe takes a swing at Skurge, who blocks it and retaliates with a kick to the gut. Poe stumbles forward and receives several brutal sounding forearm smashes to the back and then an old school knee lift. As Poe recoils, Skurge tries to take his head off with a clothesline. Tytan rushes in and eats a clothesline of his own. SYB climbs to the top turnbuckle and delivers a Chavo-esque frog splash onto Tytan. IHOP celebrates and tries to fire the crowd up, but the crowd doesn’t appreciate their efforts and tries to jeer them out of the building. Poe gets to his feet and catches a big boot attempt from Skurge. Poe spins him around and nails Skurge with a kick of his own. Poe drags Skurge to his feet quickly and delivers a huge body slam that rattles the ring ropes. SYB scurries in and chop blocks Poe from behind. Tytan runs in and chases SYB out of the ring. Skurge gets to his feet and begins to work on the leg of Poe. Spinning toe hold. Elbow smash and drops into a grapevine of the knee, and proceeds to just pound on the leg of the big Egyptian. Skurge gets to his feet, only to lock in a Sharpshooter. Skurge squats low and leans into the move. Poe is struggling for the ropes, but seems destined to come up short. SYB is beside himself on the apron, screaming at the referee that Poe is tapping as he reaches in vain for the rope. Selena runs around the G&M corner and begins screaming at Skurge. She appears to reach into her pocket for an Unidentified International Object. Ms. Mantooth sees the potential distraction and comes over to run interference. The referee begins to yell at both women to leave ringside. Titan uses the distraction to charge in. SYB rushes in and tries to stop Tytan, but gets flattened. Tytan kicks Skurge in the back of the head and sends him tumbling through the ropes to the floor. SYB is up and spins Tytan around. JERSEY TURNPIKE! DDT! And SYB covers, but the referee is on his game and sends him out of the ring. Poe struggles to his feet as Skurge crawls back into the ring. Skurge and Poe lock up, and Poe reverses an Irish whip and sends Skurge into the ropes, where SYB tags himself in. Poe catches the rebounding Skurge and picks him up for a body slam, but his leg gives way and Skurge lands on Poe in a pinning position. SYB had already taken flight and has no way to stop crashing onto his own partner with a really nice Whisper in the Wind. Poe emerges from the bottom of the IHOP pile and catches a charging SYB with a snap power slam. That is good for the 1…2…3! WINNERS; in 14:53 and the 2008 OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament Winners - Gods & Monsters SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Math Collar and elbow tie-up to begin things, and Seamus backs Darling to a corner and Alex wants a break and gets it. They go again, same deal. Darling’s getting frustrated, and they lock up a third time, but this time Darling uses the hair and gets a headlock. Belly to back suplex drops Darling in a hurry, and Seamus drops elbow after elbow on Darling, as AD rolls to the floor. Back in, and Darling gets a quick crucifix rollup for two, ducks a clothesline and gets a nice German suplex, then stops to jaw at a ringside fan. Alex turns right around into a deep arm drag. Darling to his feet and rolls out of it, but Seamus takes his head off with a short clothesline. Big suplex, but Seamus misses a leg drop, and Darling goes after the leg. Figure four is blocked, but a heel hook is not. Seamus uses the free leg to kick himself free, but Darling stays on the assault. Alex jerks the leg a few times, then stomps the knee. Seamus powers out of a half crab attempt, but just when he gets to his feet, Alex dropkicks the knee, and Seamus goes down again. Darling’s doing a good job of neutralizing the bigger man thus far. Second rope knee drop to the knee, and he does get the figure four this time. Seamus uses his strength to reverse it, but Darling wisely lets the hold go. However, when he comes back in again, Seamus catches him with a drop toehold, but he can’t quite slap the IRISH CAR BOMB on before Darling grabs the ropes in desperation. Seamus tries to shake some feeling back into the leg… by kicking the crap out of Darling. Alex fights to his feet, but a right hand is blocked, and Seamus backs him back to the corner with some forearms, then launches him across the ring with an Irish Whip, and Darling takes the Bret Hart sternum first bump. Pump handle slam gets a two count. Oklahoma slam also gets two. Darling’s going on nothing but instinct, and Seamus smells it. BLACK AND TAN is blocked however as Darling grabs the ropes, and then gets a blatant low blow behind the ref’s back. DEATH BY DARLING~! But Seamus has too much reach and is able to grab the ropes to break. Darling drags him out to the middle of the ring, but Seamus was playing possum and surprises him with an inside cradle and gets the THREE COUNT! WINNER in 14:08 and still ONSLAUIGHT CHAMPION: SEAMUS McNASTY PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. ERIC O’MAC & CHRIS COLE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match Mel Creech is YOUR referee! Phantos and Lucios walk down first, seeing fans waving Dasani bottles at them. Cole and Eric out next, the crowd giving them about the same level of disdain. Mel shows off the title belts and calls for the bell. Phantos and Eric start. The two circle a couple of times before locking up. There's a short struggle, then Eric shoves Phantos down, who rolls to a kneel. Eric poses a bit before turning back to Phantos and they lock up again. This time Phantos has the advantage and he shoves Eric, who rolls toward his corner. Phantos mocks Eric's poses and the crowd laughs. Eric storms toward Phantos who happily tags his partner in. Eric backs up a little as the larger Lucios enters. Eric turns to dive but Lucios catches a foot and drags poor Eric to the middle of the ring. He slings Eric to the ropes, vaulting him skyward on the rebound to let him land on his face. He stomps on Eric some, drawing Mel's attention, but Lucios keeps a foot on Eric's back while disputing his cheating. Eric flails and Cole protests from his corner, so when Mel goes to talk to Cole, Lucios drags Eric to the corner. Both P&L make a loud clapping sound and swap out. Mel turns back around and asks if that was one or two tags(in sarcasm). Phantos says one, Lucios says "dos", Mel shakes his head. P&L switch out, Tag, then switch again. Mel nods and tells em "if you're gonna cheat, at least keep your story straight". Phantos slings Eric - reversed - an Cole YANKS the top rope down, sending Phantos to the floor. Mel admonishes Cole as Eric pounces Phantos with a NO-HANDS SOMERSAULT PLANCHA SUICIDA ON PHANTOS! Crowd erupts in a "Holy shit!" chant as the two untangle themselves on the floor. Lucios and Cole hop down from their respective corners but Cole gets to the prone pair first, stomping on Phantos as Eric gets his bearings. Lucios rounds the corner and CLOTHESLINES EM BOTH OUT OF THEIR BOOTS! Mel is watching this with bemused interest. Mel starts his half-hearted ten count ("hey, while you're down there, one of you guys get me a beer?..... TWO!") Lucios grabs his partner and rolls him back into the ring and orders Mel a Beer (and two Aquafina for after the match!) EOM and Cole are on their feet at this point and start pounding on Lucios on the floor. With all their distractions, Mel is forced to pay for his own beer. He takes a couple of sips and starts his ten-count again, and Phantos is happy to take a count-out win. Eric slips away from Lucios as Cole levels the big man with a stiff right hand (that Mel didn't see because he saw Eric re-enter the ring). Phantos starts pointing to the outside, screaming at Mel, while Eric sneaks to his corner, claps ONCE, and Cole slides in and suplexes Phantos away from the ref. Mel turns away from that side of the ring to focus on the match, giving Lucios time to recover. Cole stomps away at Phantos, then hoists him up in a delayed vertical suplex to the delight of the crowd. Finally, the first cover of the match, but only a two count! Cole hauls Phantos to his feet and slings him to a corner. Cole offers to tag, but Eric gives him room. Cole lunges in with a back elbow, then throttles Phantos to Mel's slow four count. As Mel is counting, Eric tucks something into the side of Cole's tights. Cole backs off, then SLAPS Phantos! Lucios was back in his corner and sees this, and storms into the ring! He actually gets a hand on Cole, and the "something" (knux) slips out of Cole's tights and bounces along the apron. Mel is shoving Lucios back to the corner as Cole reaches down for the knux. Not finding em there, he gets a good look at them - as Phantos got to them first! Eric is almost as stunned as Cole, and Phantos gets in two good swings! Cole is DAZED! Eric falls off the apron! Phantos tosses the knux out of the ring and hurries to his corner to tag his partner back in. Mel looks back and forth, missing what happened. Lucios gathers the staggering Cole and hoists him up! FLYING SPIKE! No way Cole's getting up from that! WINNERS in 27:11 - and STILL YOUR OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - Phantos and Lucios After the match, Mel finds the knux and shakes his head. He puts them in his pocket to sell at another show. SPIN HANSEN vs. DAMON WRATH – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match The challenger, Damon Wrath, comes to the ring first and steps between the ropes, trying to shake the nervous energy from his body. The new OOWF Intercontinental champion Spin Hansen is announced next and comes out to the top of the ramp and holds the title high for all to see, then makes sure the camera catches his taped fists which have “DHM” written across the knuckles. Spin taps his heart, then heads down the ramp and into the ring. Spin steps between the ropes and once again holds his title up for the fans to see, and they cheer him wildly. Spin hands the title to the referee and gets ready in the corner. The ref hands the title off to the ringside officials, and calls for the bell, this one is underway. Spin and Damon meet in the center of the ring and lock up. Neither man is able to gain an advantage initially, but finally Spin pushes Wrath into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and after a moment's hesitation, Spin gives the clean break. Both men head back to the middle of the ring again, and once again they lock up. This time, Wrath catches Spin with a head but to the nose that staggers the big man. When Spin turns back to Wrath, Wrath catches him with a spinning heel kick that sends Spin to the mat. Wrath immediately pounces and gets the mount position on Spin and hammers him with shots to the face. Spin blocks them as best he can, then reaches up and grabs Wrath by the throat trying to free himself, but Wrath catches the arm and immediately falls to the side trying to trap him in a Fujiwara armbar! Spin immediately rolls through and gets to one knee taking the pressure off his arm, but Wrath still has him trapped. Spin grabs Wrath's arm and lifts him off the mat, and SLAMS him down to the canvas. Wrath breaks the hold as the back of his head bounces off the mat. Spin immediately drops an elbow across Wrath's chest and covers, but Wrath kicks out before the one count. Spin pulls Wrath to his feet and connects with a European uppercut, then scoops Wrath up for a slam, runs him into the corner, then power slams him on the mat. Another cover, this time Spin gets two before Wrath rolls his shoulder. Once again both men are on their feet, Spin grabs a side head lock, but Wrath pushes him to the ropes, Spin hits a shoulder block on the rebound and Wrath hits the mat. Spin runs the ropes again, and on the rebound, Wrath tries a hip toss, but Wrath blocks it and tries a clothesline, but Wrath ducks and catches Spin as he spins around and nails a perfect release German suplex. Spin lands hard on the back of his head and Wrath spins to his feet and catches Spin with a shining wizard that sends him under the bottom rope to the floor. Wrath leaves the ring and pulls Spin up and whips him shoulder first into the stairs. Spin falls to the floor in pain, and Wrath follows it up with a running knee drop to his shoulder. Wrath rolls Spin into the ring and pulls his arm around the ring post and gives it a few good shots against the steel, leaving Spin in obvious pain. Finally Wrath comes back into the ring and spends several minutes working Spin's arm and shoulder. Wrath takes Spin to the mat with a hammerlock and tries for the submission, but Spin refuses to give up. he works his way to the ropes and finally forces the break. Spin uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and Wrath charges, but spin catches him with a back drop and sends him sailing over the top rope to the floor. Wrath lands hard and smacks his face on the guard rail. When he finally gets to his feet, we see that he has been split wide open, and blood is pouring from a gash on his forehead. Spin seizes his opportunity and steps out onto the apron and runs the length of the apron and leaps off, catching Wrath with a clothesline just as he turns around. Spin hefts a stunned Wrath up and rolls him under the ropes and follows him inside. Now it is Spin’s turn to hammer away on Wrath mercilessly. The referee steps in and checks on the cut on Wrath’s head, which has also swelled up badly, closing one of Wrath’s eyes. The referee looks like he is about to stop the match, but Wrath refuses to let him and fights to his feet and catches Spin with a couple of hard shots that rocks the big man back on his heels. Wrath grabs Spin and tries to whip him into the corner, but Spin reverses and sends Wrath slamming into the turnbuckle. Spin charges and gets caught in the face with a boot from Wrath that sends him staggering back to the middle of the ring. Wrath collects himself and grabs Spin’s sore shoulder and wrings it and tries for the Lights Out! but Spin ducks the move and catches Wrath with a clubbing clothesline to the back of the head that sends him to the mat, Spin pounces on him and locks in the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, but Wrath makes it to the ropes forcing the break. Spin finally releases the hold and pulls Wrath to his feet, but Wrath gets in a quick shot to the side of the head, then hits the ropes and charges, but Spin stops him dead in his tracks with a kick to the gut, then lifts him and hits the JAGERBOMB! Spin covers but Wrath kicks out at two! Spin pulls a dazed Wrath to his feet one more time and sends him to the ropes and hits a SPINEBUSTER that would make Arn proud. Spin covers, hooking both legs and gets the one two three. WINNER in 16:49 – Spin Hansen DAVIN MORELAND vs. THE AMNESIAC – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match A bit of a departure from the norm, as the opening fanfare of "Gonna Fly Now" blares across the arena sound system, welcoming The Amnesiac to the top of the ramp. He bounds to the ring quickly, shadowboxing as he does, and springs to the second turnbuckle, actually getting a small amount of ovation from the crowd. He soaks it in, hopping in place as the music shifts and the OOWF heavyweight champion makes his way down the ramp, flanked by BOTH Darling sisters. Moreland and company hit the ring to a chorus of boos and a barrage of garbage. Alexis and Samatha take GREAT offense to this, but Davin no-sells it, climbing into the ring and holding the belt aloft. The Amnesiac comes over at Barros, instruction to inspect the belt, and gets a pie-face from Moreland for his efforts. Barros does his best to caution an uncaring Moreland about that kind of activity, but it falls on deaf ears. The bell sounds and we're underway! The Amnesiac circles quickly around Moreland a few times, dropping to a knee a few times looking for a single leg a few times, but finding no opening goes into the collar and elbow with Moreland who forces his back into the corner. Barros calls for a clean break, and at four he gets it...only for Moreland to slap the taste out of The Amnesiac's mouth. Both men back to the center to the ring and back for a collar and elbow, but The Amnesiac slips under, popping up behind Davin and PAINTBRUSHING him as he turns around. Moreland is LIVID~! and as he charges at the masked man, The Amnesiac uses his speed to dodge the charge catching Moreland in a side headlock. Quick shoot off by Davin sends the masked man to the ropes, and the Amnesiac comes back off with shoulder tackle attempt that doesn't doesn't budge the champ, but sends the masked man crashing to the ground. Anm hops back up, and Davin challenges him to do it again. He does, with the same result. A third try, and Moreland goes for a clothesline but Amn slides between his legs and pops back up with a picture perfect standing dropkick to the back of Moreland’s head. A second, and then trifecta sends Moreland into the ropes and Davin swings back wildly, allowing The Amnesiac to trap the arm with a heavy looking arm drag. The crowd is fired up as Amn locks in the arm bar, and Moreland looks flustered and maybe a little confused by this turn of events. The champ fights to his feet, shoots Amn off into the ropes, but The Amnesiac shows his speed again, leapfrogging Moreland's backdrop attempt and hitting the far side ropes. Alexis Darling grabs his leg as he does, earning his attention long enough Moreland to pull up behind him and nail a big time release German suplex that folds him half. Davin takes a second on one knee to tap his temple to the audience which draws the expected boo-ing, before scooping up the masked man and sending him crashing face first into the turnbuckle and burynig several kidney punches. Davin props him back up in the corner, and works a flurry of punches and elbows into his midsection before pulling him back out and crushing him with a standing clothesline. Cover by Moreland: 1... 2... The Amnesiac barely rolls a shoulder as Barros' hand comes down for three, and Moreland quickly pulls him back up, slapping him repeatedly in the face and screaming at him. Quick DDT by Moreland and another cover: 1... 2... Again, the Amnesiac barely gets a shoulder up in time, and Moreland responds with a series of kicks and stomps as he continues ranting at him until Barros pulls him back and tries to start a count. he gets to 2 before Moreland is back on the attack, shooting the masked man into the ropes and catching him with a big-time power slam! 1... 2... NO! The Amnesiac gets foot on the bottom rope, and Barros notices it a moment before Samantha Darling knocks it away. Moreland grabs up the Amnesiac by the mask, pulls him to the center of the ring and signals before hitting the REALLY GOOD DIA- No! The Amnesiac counters with a massive back suplex! Desperation move that pays off for the masked man, and he catches the rising Moreland with a super kick as he comes up! Moreland is staggered, and the newly revitalized Amnesiac lights him up with a knife edge chops! Moreland is REELING~! as The Amnesiac backs him into the turnbuckle and fires his off to the far side. Reversal by Moreland and he charges after the challenger, only to caught with a Pele kick as Amn pulls up short of the turnbuckle. Moreland is down! The Amnesiac leaps to the top and signals for the Total Amnesia...But Samantha Darling grabs his leg! Moreland pulls himself t his feet as Amn shakes the Darling sister off, but The Amnesiac comes off at him anyway, looking for... A REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Out of nowhere! Moreland makes the cover: 1... 2... 3! WINNER and STILL OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION via PINFALL at 14:22: DAVIN MORELAND! Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Doomy Doom Doom Doom V, Live October 26th from Springfield, Florida! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! October 29th from Springfield, Georgia! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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OOWF Rankings for 10/15/08[/u]
OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Davin Moreland (E, 1-1) 1. Spin Hansen – OOWF Intercontinental Champion (E, 1-1) 2. Seamus McNasty - OOWF Onslaught Champion (E, 1-1) 3. Attitude Adjuster (+2, 2-0) 4. Johnny Adrenaline (+2, 2-0) 5. FF Capslock (+2, 2-0) 6. Poe (+2, 2-0) 7. Stank (+2, 2-0) 8. Skurge (+2. 2-0) 9. SYB (+2, 2-0) 10. Tytan (+2, 2-0) 11. The Amnesiac (E, 1-1) 12. Alexander Darling (E, 1-1) 13. Concrete TG (E, 1-1) 14. Moosehead Jack (E, 1-1) 15. Outback Jack (E, 1-1) 16. Tyson Kincaid (E, 1-1) 17. LD Williams (E, 1-1) 18. Damon Wrath (E, 1-1) 19. Chris Cole (-1, 0-1) 20. Carl From Fresno (-1, 0-1) 21. Lucios (-1, 0-1) 22. Eric O’Mac (-1, 0-1) 23. Phantos (-1, 0-1) 24. Firewoman (-2, 0-2) 25. DH Magnusson (-2, 0-2) World Tag Team Rankings[/u] OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Phantos & Lucios (-1, 0-1) 1. Drink & Destroy (+2, 2-0) 2. Gods & Monsters (+2, 2-0) 3. The Chickenshit Heels (+2, 2-0) 4. IHOP (+2, 2-0)
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, Tennessee THE AMNESIAC vs. THE DEAD THE Amnesiac hits the ring first, threatening to backhand the fans along the ramp and whipping sweat onto them as they boo him. He hits the second turnbuckle, screaming at them as Alice In Chains gives way the Smashing Pumpkins... And with the sound of a needle scratching Alice In Chains gives way the Dead Or Alive's "Right Round"! Mark Vander leaps through the entranceway, soaking in the....well, the confusion of the crowd. He jogs down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans as he goes, several of them not even noticing as he does so. Vander vaults into the ring over the top rope and quickly runs up the nearest turnbuckles, standing on the top rope and basking in the cheers that only he can hear. The Amnesiac -who has been gesturing wildly while talking to an equally confused Sterling Glaw- sees a quick opportunity and takes it, spring boarding off the second rope with a double-jump top rope inverted hurricanrana! Vander hits the mat like a sack of oatmeal, and Glaw comes around enough to call for the bell just as the masked man picks up the unmoving Vander. He signals for it, he hits it...TOTAL AMNESIA! A quick cover, with a handful of tights and the other hand on the ropes for leverage: 1... 2... 3! What in the hell just happened? WINNER via PINFALL in 0:24 - THE AMNESIAC FIREWOMAN vs. CONCRETE TG This is going to be an interesting match here as resident hero and one of the faces of the OOWF roster, Takaken Gryfon is set to take on the woman who was supposed to team up with him last week, but walked out in the middle of the match; Firewoman. Coming down to the ring first to the accompanying music of “Firewoman” by The Cult is Firewoman and Run DEA manager, Alexis Darling. The fans are sure giving Firewoman the business as she walks down the aisle, but she’s focused on the ring and ignoring the catcalls. She makes it into the ring just as Joe Satriani’s “With Jupiter in Mind” begins to play and Concrete TG slowly makes his way down to the ring. Just as he does his normal walk up the steps and hop into the ring, Firewoman doesn’t let the pyro hit and attacks from behind. Junior Hale gets Alexis out of the ring and calls for the bell. FW really starts going after Crete as he rips CTG’s jacket off and starts choking him with it until Hale has to come pull Fire off. FW pushes past Junior and is right back on the attack with a quick succession of boots and punches but as each punch or kick lands CTG is starting to CRETE UP and after the third attempted punch in a row, Gryfon starts blocking and firing away himself. CTG has Firewoman reeling as he pushes the advantage and Fire into the corner. He jumps up on the turnbuckle and starts firing rights into FW’s temple and he gets the crowd to start counting. After hitting 10, Firewoman staggers out of the corner and Concrete TG follows up with the HEROE’S TAUNT to Firewoman’s backside. Firewoman is embarrassed and rolls out of the ring where she is met by Alexis. The two go over some strategy as Crete rolls out of the ring on the other side and starts chasing them. Alexis gets in Crete’s way and delays him for a moment and allows Firewoman to roll back into the ring. Crete has to physically pick Alexis up and place her out of the way, but it winds up being a mistake as Alexis grabs a hold of Crete’s leg as he slides into the ring and the distraction allows Firewoman to connect with a low dropkick right to the side of CTG’s skull. Fire has the momentum know as she drags CTG to the center of the ring and gets him up to his feet before executing a perfect snap suplex and FW doesn’t let go. She rolls herself and Crete over before executing a second and then a third snap suplex. Firewoman makes the cover… 1… 2… And no, CTG is able to kick out. Fire stays on the offensive as she keeps CTG on the mat with a few well-placed kicks before climbing the turnbuckles. FW turns to face the ring and jumps off and connects with a beautiful somersault leg drop. Fire wastes no time and quickly crawls over to make the cover… 1… 2… And Crete is barely able to roll a shoulder. FW is getting frustrated as she slams the mat. She looks to the outside and seems to be getting some more advice from Alexis. Firewoman nods and just as she’s about to turn around, Crete was able to sneak up behind and roll FW up but only gets a 2 count. Crete is back on the attack and FW is begging off but snaps out of the corner with a jumping front kick. Crete’s too quick and catches it and then ducks under FW’s attempt at an enzuriguri. Firewoman is down on her stomach and CTG quickly gets on the attack as he rocks Firewoman back into a surfboard. That’s got to be painful on the knees and calf of Fire. CTG finally has to let go and FW slams face first into the mat. Crete’s on the attack now and she drags Firewoman up by her hair and picks her up and slams her down with a Doctor Bomb. Crete goes for the cover… 1… 2… And Firewoman’s foot is on the bottom rope and Alexis is looking all too smug on the outside. Crete starts arguing with Darling and doesn’t notice Firewoman coming up from behind and definitely doesn’t notice the LUNG BLOWER until it’s too late. Crete is in trouble and Firewoman looks to the corner… BEST… FIRESAULT… EVER… But CTG gets the knees up and Firewoman crashes hard. The impact takes a little out of Crete as well and both wrestlers are slow to get to their feet but when they do they start slugging it out in the center of the ring. Crete gets the advantage and whips FW towards the ropes and CTG with the leapfrog, but FW stops in her tracks and goes for the Code Breaker. Concrete blocks it and out of nowhere she gets behind Firewoman and picks her up before nailing the CEMENT MIXER. Crete gets down and makes the cover… 1… 2… And Alexis Darling pulls Junior Hale out of the ring. They start arguing on the outside and Crete makes his way over to make some disparaging comments about Alexis from the ring. Behind all their backs Alexander Darling is rushing to the ring and he slides a sledgehammer into the ring for Firewoman. She nods as she picks it up and waits for Crete to turn back around. And just as CTG turns around, FW charges with the sledgehammer but somehow, Crete miraculously ducks out of the way and gives a kick to the back of FW’s knee. Fire loses her grasp on the sledgehammer for a moment and Crete goes to grab it and they start struggling for it. Gryfon lets go and Fire staggers back and CTG connects with a drop kick to Fire’s knee causing her to drop the sledgehammer. Crete shrugs and plants it right between FW’s eyes. He slides the sledgehammer out of the ring and drops down to make the cover just as Hale gets back in the ring… 1… 2… 3. And “Concrete” Takaken Gryfon pulls off the victory here and he jumps up on the turnbuckle to soak in the cheers of the crowd as he puts his cape on. Meanwhile the Darlings are trying to revive Firewoman and as they do so, she looks like she wants to kill Crete. Alexis passes her something and she nods and walks up behind Crete waiting for him to get off the turnbuckle. Crete jumps off and turns around right into a FIREBALL from Firewoman, but Crete is able to turn the cape to block the fire and it extinguishes without any damage. A quick wave and Concrete hops over the ropes to the floor leaving a visibly pissed off Firewoman staring daggers down the aisle. WINNER in 18:11…”Concrete” Takaken Gryfon. OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament 2008 Round 2 The Four Horsemen Bracket Finals: IHOP vs. GAELIC STORM Damon Wrath and the OOWF Onslaught Champion Seamus McNasty make their way to the ring to the cheers of the fans. Who knew that Springfield, Tennessee had a large Irish population? They climb into the ring and it appears that Wrath will start things for the Storm. IHOP is announced, and they come to the top of the ramp with Fezzik, The Amnesiac, and, as always, the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, who is wearing a large overcoat. Hmm, I am sure that won’t come into play at some point. They are about to head to the ring when SYB shoots Dorothy a look and gives her a wink. The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth looks like she has to fight back losing her lunch right there. The group of International superstars make their way to the ring and Skurge steps between the ropes and walks up to Wrath, it appears that he will be starting things for IHOP. Skurge and Wrath slowly circle and lock up, Wrath slips behind Skurge and takes him to the mat and immediately starts hammering him with forearms to the back of the head. Skurge tries to cover up, but several of Wrath’s shots land and stun Skurge. Wrath hooks Skurge and rolls him over and covers, but SYB is in and breaks it up with a kick to the back of the head before there is even a one count. Wrath jumps to his feet and grabs SYB by the throat and throws him back into the corner. Skurge gets to his feet behind the enraged Wrath and nails him with an enzuguri that sends him to the mat face first. Skurge hits the ropes and connects with a low drop kick to Wrath’s face, then reaches back and tags in SYB. SYB comes in and puts Wrath in a camel clutch, and Skurge lands a stiff kick to the face before he leaves the ring. SYB pulls Wrath to his feet and whips him to the corner and charges in, but Wrath gets a boot up that catches SYB right in the face, staggering him. Wrath grabs him and hits a side suplex that folds SYB in half. Wrath reaches out and tags in Seamus, McNasty comes into the ring and charges across the ring and nails Skurge with a forearm to the face sending him off the apron, then waits for SYB to get to his feet and drives him to the mat with a bulldog. Seamus slips out of the ring and pulls SYB out, leaving his head hanging off the apron, then climbs back onto the apron and drops an elbow across his throat that sends SYB into spasms back inside the ring. Seamus covers, but SYB rolls his shoulders at two. Seamus pulls SYB to his feet and tags in Wrath. Seamus holds SYB and Wrath gets a running start and kicks SYB’s face into the 20th row! Well, ok not really, but he kicked him REALLY hard. SYB’s eyes roll into the back of his head and he staggers a bit, so Wrath hot shots him on the top rope, SYB falls to the mat, then rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes. The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth runs over to SYB and helps him to his feet, but he is dead weight. Fezzik walks over and pulls him up by the back of his pants. SYB is on his feet, but he has had enough. He waves the match off and starts up the ramp, but The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth runs after him and grabs him and spins him around and begs him to get back into the ring. SYB initially refuses, so the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth gets a disgusted look on her face and flashes SYB. It is then that we see she is wearing the Princess Lea Slave outfit. SYB’s eyes go wide and it appears that he salivates a bit. Meanwhile, Wrath leans between the ropes and yells for them to get back into the ring. He yells right in Fezzik’s ear, which seems to annoy him, so he turns around and BLASTS Wrath with a massive right. Wrath falls into the ring, dazed. SYB, meanwhile, gets enough of an eyeful and sprints back to the ring. He slides under the ropes and gets to his feet, and waits for Wrath to get up, then BLASTS an already dazed Wrath with the HEBEW HAMMER! SYB falls on Wrath and covers, Skurge comes into the ring to block Seamus, and IHOP gets the upset one, two, three! WINNERS in 15:55 - IHOP The Steiner Brothers Bracket Finals: DRINK & DESTROY vs. TYSON KINCAID & OUTBACK JACK Mel Creech is YOUR referee! OBJ and Kincaid out first, Jack slapping hands and Kincaid just looking around. D&D's music hits and the crowd cheers, knowing that this match will be a wild one! Kincaid climbs out of the ring before Jack can even ask. Stank and Caps talk a moment and Stank steps up to open. The two shake hands, which gets a few boos from the crowd, but when the bell rings that bit of hospitality is forgotten. We are UNDERWAY! Stank and OBJ circle a bit, both of them grinning a bit as they step in to lock up. The two struggle and OBJ backs Stank into the corner. Mel counts to about 3 and the two break clean. Stank "playfully" shoves OBJ, who nods and backs up again, gesturing for Stank to follow. They lock up again, this time Stank getting the advantage. Stank pushes OBJ to the corner and again Mel calls for the break. Stank backs off, nodding and grinning. OBJ "playfully" shoves Stank back, and the two meet again in the middle. Mel at this point is sitting at ringside and drinking a beer. FFC walks over and hands Mel $20 and asks him to go get them all some. Mel waves down the beer guy as Stank and OBJ lock up a third time, this time Stank getting OBJ in a headlock. He shoves OBJ at the ropes and shoulder blocks him down on the rebound. The two run the ropes a bit but Kincaid blind-tags himself in. OBJ hesitates, stunned. Stank charges, unaware of the tag and clotheslines OBJ to the floor. He taunts OBJ a bit when Kincaid sucker punches him! Oh, it's ON now! Stank hauls Kincaid over the ropes and slams him in the middle of the ring, then punctuates his point with several angry stomps! He marches over to tag Caps in, who hands him a beer as the two trade spots. Mel climbs into the ring and we can see OBJ nursing his bruised pride (and dry throat) with a beer of his own. Kincaid sees this and demands a mic: "I can't BELIEVE you guys! You're not taking this match seriously! You were bitching about me not being dedicated to this business but you're sitting here DRINKING while there's tag titles at stake? You make me sick! I could just stand here, let you get drunk, and pin any of you three and win this match!" FFC snatches the mic: "you don't want serious, kid, you can't handle it!" Capslock then turns his back on Kincaid, infuriating the rookie! He charges Capslock and gets a double forearm in on him and SPILLS HIS BEER! The crowd hushes, knowing that's a MAJOR no-no to tag team called "Drink and Destroy". Mel backs up, shaking his head at Kincaid as OBJ sneaks in the ring and gathers the mic, belching loudly into it. "That's Australian for 'you just MADE this a fight', mate. OBJ rolls out of the ring as Kincaid is PLOWED by Capslock! He hauls Kincaid off the mat and slams him in the direction of the D&D corner, tagging in Stank. FFC says some choice words to OBJ, whose expression darkens. Stank climbs in and stomps the rookie a few times as well. Kincaid tries to crawl away but Stank has him by a boot. He rolls Kincaid over and kicks him a few times in the hamstring, "Missing" once. Kincaid howls in pain while Mel admonishes Stank. He covers Kincaid, getting a 2 count. Stank hauls Kincaid off the mat and deliberately slings Kincaid into the corner. This clears some cobwebs and he charges Stank. Punches are thrown, one connecting to Stank to stun him. Kincaid then attempts to pick up the big man, but after a few tries can't quite get him off the ground. Stank back-elbows Kincaid after a few tries and shoves him against the ropes. Kincaid bounces off land surprises Stank with a leg lariat! Stank hits the mat hard and Kincaid crawls for the ropes. OBJ is hesitant but tags in, dropping on Stank and laying in a few punches of his own. Stank comes around and the two are brawling hard at this point. OBJ finally gets a good shot and puts Stank to the mat again. He sees Kincaid on the top rope out of the corner of his eye and tags Kincaid in, who lands a gorgeous moonsault on the big man. Cover gets a 2 count. Kincaid is back to his feet and arguing with Mel, suspecting that he was counting slow. Stank is getting his feet as he hears Mel say something to Kincaid about spilling the beer, smirks, and crawls to the corner to tag in Capslock. Kincaid hears the tag (and Mel counts it "Sight unseen") and Kincaid is once again run over by the bigger Caps! OBJ climbs in the ring now to go after Caps but is cut off by Stank. Suddenly Mel has too many people in the ring! He backs toward the announce table side but doesn't ask for the bell- in fact, he climbs out of the ring for another beer so he can enjoy the wild brawl going on in the ring! Crowd is going bonkers at this point because THIS is what they were expecting out of this match! OBJ backs Stank to the ropes, the BOOMERANGS HIM CLEAR OUT OF THE RING! Crowd erupts in a "Holy Shit!" chant as the two of them brawl on the floor. Kincaid and Caps (the legal men) are still going at it in the ring, Kincaid actually gaining some ground. FFC gets frustrated and slings Kincaid, HARD, to a corner. Kincaid hits the ropes running and hits the THIN AIR Finisher! Mel slips in the ring, 1, 2, NO! Kincaid is LIVID and accuses Mel of not doing his job. Mel scolds the kid and tells him to "hit something else on the guy already!" Kincaid's jaw drops, then he's grabbed by Caps and PILEDRIVEN to the mat. Mel prepares to count but Caps says no. He points to the corner and the crowd gets louder! Up goes the big man! SPIRIT OF PACIFIC HEIGHTS! Kincaid is DEAD and Stank and OBJ both missed it since they're STILL Brawling on the floor! 1, 2, 3!!!! WINNERS in 12:34 Drink and Destroy After the match, OBJ gets decked by accident when he pauses at the sound of D&D's music playing. He gets up, shakes Stank's hand, and tells em they'll be getting drinks afterwards. OBJ leaves with Stank and FFC, while Kincaid is being checked on by EMTs. The Legion of Doom Bracket Finals: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. KZ Johnny carries his trophies to the ring again, leaving them with Nash at the announce table. Stare down at the bell, and it's strangely civil. Moose and AA shake hands, and MHJ lays down!! AA jumps down on him, hooks the legs, grabs the tights... and Williams soccer kicks him right in the face! Johnny throws up his hands in disgust, then realizes it's 2 on 1. Adrenaline bails to the floor and LD gives chase. Back in, and JA runs into a clothesline. KZ stomps the hell out of Johnny, then Moose drops AA with a right hand when he gets up. Williams tosses Johnny to the floor, and it's 2 on 1 for AA. Capps gets pounded down, and Williams plants him with a brain buster. Moose grabs a camel clutch, and Williams kicks AA in the gut. Johnny breaks that up, and Williams follows out, and we get some semblance of a tag match here. Moose slings AA to the corner for some shots, and Williams tags in. LD works him over with chops and kicks, then rolls thru with a cross arm breaker. AA to the ropes to break, and LD obliges... only to drag AA to the middle and look for the STF. JA hops in to stop that, but Williams picks his leg from the mat, leaves AA, and puts Johnny in the sharpshooter. AA clotheslines LDW down and TCH takes over. Some double teaming in the corner, but Johnny gets too cocky, and LD chops the hell out of him. To the ropes, backdrop, then a hip toss, and a running cross chop takes Johnny down hard. Tag to Moose and he chokes JA out on the ropes, allowing LD to get a sucker punch in. Moose puts Johnny in the tree of woe and hits a charging knee, then peppers him with kicks before the ref frees him. Johnny bails to the floor, but Williams hits him with a double axe handle, and Moose with a jumping elbow to Johnny's head. They pinball Adrenaline on the floor, and AA is around to get in on it. Capps takes down Moose, then reverses Williams into the guardrail. AA sends Moose to the post, but MHJ reverses and AA eats post instead. Johnny goes low on Moose, and rolls back in the ring. But Williams sneaks up from behind and takes him down into the STF. Johnny grabs the ropes in desperation and we get a break. Moose back in and it's a SPIKE PILEDRIVER~! That'll do it... but AA pulls the ref out. Williams nails Capps with a suicide dive, and the ref gets taken out too. Moose sees that and perks up, going to the floor to grab a chair. Johnny eats steel! AA eats steel! Moose pile drives Johnny on the chair! Williams slides in and DDT's AA on the chair! The chair is bent all to hell. Moose grabs another one and opens it and sets it in the middle of the ring. Williams with a gut buster on the chair to Johnny, and that refolds the chair backwards. AA staggers up a bloody mess and Moose swings the chair like a baseball bat and wallops Capps on the side of the head. HOWEVER... the ref sees that from the floor and calls for the bell! Williams can't believe it, but now that it doesn't matter, clobbers Johnny one more time. Moose and Williams take the chairs and beat the ever loving hell out of TCH until they are quivering puddles of jello. AA and Johnny, both unconscious, may have gotten the decision, be it's clear who the real winners are in this one. WINNERS by DQ in 13:29: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS The Midnight Express Bracket Finals: GODS & MONSTERS vs. ALEXANDER DARLING & DAVIN MORELAND Gods and Monsters, accompanied by Selena, enter the ring first. Tytan looks more intense than usual, if that's possible, and Poe looks as close to cheerful as he gets. They discuss strategy and Selena prances around the ring until the lights dim and Davin Moreland and Alex Darling step onto the stage. RUN DEA pause to soak up the crowd's hatred before walking down the aisle. They step into the ring and the war of words begins immediately. Referee Davis Hightower somehow manages to separate them and sends Davin and Tytan to their corners, leaving Alex and Poe to start the match. The bell rings and we're underway. They meet in center ring and Alex has a lot to say, while Poe simply smirks, then hauls off and slaps Alex across the face! With a scream of rage, Alex lays into Poe with an almost constant barrage of punches and chops, driving him back to the corner. Poe sags against the turnbuckles and Alex uses him for a step up, leaping into the air and driving his knee into Poe's temple, then hooking his head on the way down and driving him to the mat with a DDT. Tytan and Davin start into the ring as Alex covers, but Hightower sends both men back and Poe kicks out. Alex drags Poe to his feet and whips him to the DEA corner, but Poe reverses and drives a shoulder into Alex’s midsection in the corner. Before he can follow up, Davin is in from behind to make it two on one, and that lasts about a second-and-a-half before Tytan sprints across the ring, narrowly avoiding Hightower in the process. Tytan pulls Davin off and pummels him into the corner. After a series of shoulders to the midsection, Tytan whips him across the ring, but Davin reverses. Tytan hits the corner hard and stumbles out into a power slam. Davin mounts him and rains down punches, but Tytan manages to throw him off and they roll to the outside. Poe, meanwhile, regains the advantage over Alex and pummels him with punches and elbow strikes. A kick to the stomach is followed by a power bomb, and Poe comes off the ropes with a knee drop to the temple. He forgoes the cover and drags Alex to the G&M corner as Tytan, having slammed Davin face first into the ring post, climbs onto the apron for the tag. G&M sling Alex to the ropes and murder him with a tandem choke slam. Tytan covers while Poe hits a running dive that slams the World Champion into the guardrail. Hightower counts One…Two…Thr – Alex rolls a shoulder! Tytan pulls Alex to his feet into a sick clothesline that nearly takes his head off. He tries it a second time, but Alex ducks it and reverses into a Northern Lights Suplex. He bridges, but Tytan kicks out at two. Alex rolls to his feet first and levels Tytan with a Super kick, then rolls him over and hits a brutal Curb stomp. He hangs on and hits the move repeatedly until blood starts to pool under Tytan’s head. He’s so intent on his work that he doesn’t see Poe slide into the ring, and Poe kills him with a diving clothesline. A bloody Davin is right behind him, however, and as Poe rolls to his feet, Davin plants him with a Really Good Diamond Cutter. Davin tosses Poe to the outside and, seeing his partner is out of it, drags him to the DEA corner and steps onto the Apron to tag himself in. Davin approaches Tytan as he gets to his feet and they lock up. Davin grabs a headlock and starts slamming punches into his face. Tytan hits a suplex, but Davin maintains the headlock. Tytan struggles to his feet again and simply picks Davin up and runs him face first into the G&M corner. Davin lets go and Tytan sets him on the top turnbuckle and drops him into the tree of woe before making the tag. Poe comes in and G&M stomp Davin until Alex comes in to break it up. Tytan breaks off to deal with Alex, getting the better of a brawl and slinging him to the ropes to plant him with a spine buster, but Alex reverses it in the air and flips Tytan out of the ring. Poe, meanwhile, releases Davin and pulls him to his feet. Poe goes for the Crucifixion, but Alex catches him with a low blow and Davin slips out. As Davin lands, Tytan hops onto the apron and clotheslines him on the top rope, then drags the World Champ out of the ring. Alex attacks Poe with punches and kicks, then tries for a suplex, but Poe blocks and reverses dropping Alex gut first on the top rope. Poe backs off a step and delivers a brutal kick to the temple, then grabs Alex by the throat and drags him off the ropes into a two-handed choke slam. Poe covers and Hightower counts. Davin breaks away and tries to dive into the ring to make the save, but Tytan drags him back out as Hightower reaches three. WINNERS, in 15:36, Gods & Monsters. After the match: Davin and Tytan, both bleeding profusely, continue to brawl outside the ring. Poe goes out to help, and Alex drags himself to the ropes, pulling himself up and slingshotting into a plancha / fall that takes everyone down. The four continue to brawl until security floods the ringside area and manages to separate them. PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. ERIC O’MAC & CHRIS COLE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match Eric and Cole are announced and they make their way to the ring to the boos of the crowd. There really is no crowd favorites in this match. Cole and O’Mac step between the ropes and wait, discussing some last minute strategy. The annoying strains of “God Blessed Texas” start on the PA system, and the crowd immediately goes into full-on boo mode. The world tag team champions come to the top of the ramp, and get pelted with trash. Neither seems a bit bothered by this as they make their way to the ring. The champions step between the ropes and show off the titles, the Captain decides he will start things first and Lucios steps onto the apron. On the other side, it looks like Cole will start things for his team. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway. Phantos walks right up to Cole and does some jawing, Cole looks at him, slightly amused and shoves him to the mat. Phantos springs back to his feet and tries a spinning heel kick, but Cole ducks and grabs him for a side Russian leg sweep, but when they go down, Phantos grabs Cole’s leg and takes him to the mat and tries a figure four, but Cole kicks him to the ropes. Phantos bounds off the ropes and steps over Cole, Cole springs to his feet and starts a clothesline, but when Phantos ducks, Cole catches him with a knee to the face! Phantos falls to the mat, Cole pulls him up and throws him into his corner where Eric wastes no time wrapping the tag rope around his throat while Cole distracts the referee. Lucios starts into the ring, then quickly stops and regains his composure on the outside. Cole charges in and catches Phantos with a forearm to the side of the head then tags in Eric. Eric steps into the ring and whips Phantos to the ropes and catches him with a spinning heel kick right to the face, then covers, but Phantos kicks out at one. Eric pulls Phantos to a sitting position and connects with several stiff kicks to the back, then reaches back and tags in Cole. Cole hits the ropes in one direction, Eric on the other, Cole connects with a knee to Phantos back while Eric catches him with a kick to the face at the same time. Cole covers, but Phantos is out at two again. Cole pulls Phantos to his feet, scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then climbs to the second rope and tries an elbow to the throat, but Phantos moves out of the way. As Cole spins to his feet, Phantos catches him with a drop kick to the mouth that sends Cole down. Cole quickly gets to his feet again and Phantos takes him down with an arm drag, then holds onto Cole and reaches out and tags in Lucios. Lucios comes in and clubs Cole across the arm, then throws him into the corner and hammers him with rights and lefts. The referee calls for a break, and Lucios gives him the break, after one last head but between the eyes that sends Cole to the mat. Lucios backs off for a moment, and Phantos runs down the apron and connects with a boot wash to the side of Cole’s face that sends him under the ropes to the floor. Lucios shoves the referee out of the way and leaves the ring and pulls Cole to his feet and shoves him back first into the apron, then whips him toward the stairs. Cole shows his athleticism by leaping over the stairs, and running around the ring, pulling Phantos off the apron and slamming him face first into the guard rail. Lucios pursues Cole and grabs him from behind, but Eric O’Mac joins the fray and nails Lucios from behind. All four men brawl around the ring, none of them paying a bit of attention to the referee’s instructions to get the match back into the ring. The referee starts the ten count, and none of the four notice it for a second. By now the fight has spilled INTO the crowd, and they are using chairs and anything that is not nailed down against one another. The referee gets to ten, and waves the match off. WINNERS – Double Count Out in 19:11 DH MAGNUSSON vs. SPIN HANSEN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match "Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy" blasts through the arena, and Spin Hansen makes his way to the ring, looking distracted as he makes his way to the ring. Rotersand gives way to Arcade as the champion is introduced, and D.H. Magnusson, his right eye heavily bandaged and wearing street clothes with the belt slung of his shoulder slowly makes his way don't the aisle. Referee Hightower looks confused. Spin looks concerned. Magnusson looks resigned as he steps in the ring, pulling a microphone from his back pocket. DHM: Y'know...All my life, I only had one thing that I could ever take real pride in. I ain't never backed down from a fight. No matter what, even if I knew I was gonna lose, I never backed down. That's one of t'things...Hell that th' BIG thing that got me here an' got me th' chance to come out every night an' bust my ass for you guys. The crowd pops dutifully, but Magnusson quiets them down. DHM: Yeah...thanks. I love you guys, too. But th' thing of it, now there's this. *points to eye* The doc's don't know if I'll ever get my vision back, an' if it does, they don't know how much it'll come back. But what they think they do know... Magnusson takes a moment, gathering himself. Hansen steps towards him, but Magnusson quickly waves him off. DHM: What they think they do know is that I can't fight tonight. Not tonight, maybe not ever again. I came out here to....well I came out here to tell all of yas that, an' t'forfeit th' match. The crowd boos heartily, and Hansen is instantly in front of Magnusson talking animatedly. Magnusson looks deflated, and after a moment, he slings the title belt over to Hansen's shoulder. Hansen protests, but Magnusson steps back putting a hand up. DHM: I know it ain't th' way you wanted t'win it, bro...But th' way I'm lookin' at it, it's like all ththose friends of mine at the shelters across the country; At least I know it's gonna to a good place, with someone who deserves it. Raise his hand, Hightower - he's th' new champ. Magnusson drops the microphone and slides out of the ring, looking deflated. he halfhearted walks over to the guardrail before stopping, and slowly walking up the ramp to the back. WINNER via FORFEITURE - and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINETAL CHAMPION: SPIN HANSEN Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Doomy Doom Doom Doom V, Live October 26th from Springfield, Florida! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem/OOWF Tag Team Invitational 2008 – Semi-Finals Live! October 22nd from Springfield, Alabama! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament 2008
Live! From Springfield, Kentucky OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament 2008[/u] The Four Horsemen Division IHOP vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS Angelo Barros is YOUR referee! Cannibals stomp out first, trying to scare the crowd but only getting laughs and jeers from the fans. IHOP charges the ring before the Cannibals get in and Skurge mows em both down! SYB claps as he watches his partner toss them both into the ring. He tosses SYB in as well before taking his place in the corner. Barros gets between the cannibals and SYB before any hostilities escalate. SYB starts against WWE, who is looking very confident. The two lock up and SYB shoves WWE away and poses. Crowd laughs. WWE charges in and they lock up again. WWE shoves SYB away and WWE mocks SYB's pose. Crowd boos. WWE charges with a clothesline but SYB drops down, and WWE tumbles into the corner where Skurge looms over him. WWE scrabbles away and runs into SYB's clothesline! SYB happily stomps on WWE while TNA mock-rallies the crowd. He proudly drops an elbow and waves at TNA as the ref counts 1, 2, - WWE kicks out. SYB stands WWE up and SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH! The nerve of him kicking out of his devastating offense! WWE SLAPS HIM BACK and SYB runs for the corner. WWE is too focused on SYB and eats a knuckle sandwich from Skurge! Barros admonishes Skurge, who steps away from the corner a moment as SYB gets back to his feet. SYB sees the prone WWE and flops in what I think was a jackknife pin cover, but it's a bit sloppy so it takes a moment for them to position - the jostling only nets a 2 count as WWE wriggles free. He crawls frantically for the other corner but SYB grabs a foot. WWE regains his footing and stuns SYB with an enzugiri before tagging TNA in. TNA bounds up the ropes and flattens SYB with a CORKSCREW SENTON! He rolls to his feet immediately and lands a STANDING MOONSAULT! 1, 2, NO! TNA pulls SYB to his feet and whips him across the ring- reversed- SYB vaults TNA into the air and TNA comes down with a dropkick before hitting the mat- hard. SYB crawls over to TNA, who must have hit his head when he landed as he crawls toward the wrong corner! Skurge swipes at TNA before SYB catches him to roll him up! 1, 2, NO! TNA rolls back to his feet and taunts SYB. Skurge takes a couple more swipes at TNA, actually getting a fistful of hair and dragging him to the corner. Barros breaks that up quickly and Skurge shoves TNA out of the corner, where SYB catches him and manages to German suplex him. The two are quickly back to their feet and words are exchanged again. SYB threatens to tag in Skurge but before he can turn around TNA wraps him up with a HURRICANRANA! SYB tumbles toward the ropes where TNA closes in. Risking being in reach of Skurge again, TNA puts SYB to the ropes and whips him across the ring. The two grapplers leapfrog and dodge a few times before the two of them meet in the middle with the same idea and CROSSBODY EACH OTHER! They both collapse to the mat as Skurge slaps his forehead in disbelief. WWE reaches out for a tag as Barros starts a ten count. Skurge is stomping the mat and the crowd is calling for him, SYB crawling to his corner, TNA crawling for his, HOT TAGS! Skurge hits the ring running and FLATTENS WWE! He grabs WWE and tosses him into the ring despite Barros' protests! Skurge slings em both to the ropes and the charge him with a double clothesline! NO SALE! The cannibals start swinging away but that's only making him angrier! He grabs WWE first and throws him to a corner, then throws TNA back to his own corner. TNA sneaks out of the ring as Skurge SPLATTERS WWE in the corner. He then hip tosses him about 3/4 across the ring and marches over. Before TNA can get off the apron Skurge grabs him and puts him on the top rope. "Do something flippy!" he orders. TNA glares at Skurge but guesses this might be his only chance to save his teammate. He leaps off in hopes of pulling off a CORKSCREW THEZ RANA but when he lands on Skurge's shoulders he POWERBOMBS TNA ON TOP OF WWE! Crowd explodes in cheers as Barros makes the 3 count. WINNERS in 9:34 IHOP GAELIC STORM vs. THE DEAD & BLITZ Dead and Blitz make their way to the ring first, determination etched on their faces. They step through the ropes and warm up, and Dead reminds Blitz of the consequences of screwing up. The house lights dim, and a rumble is heard throughout the arena. It grows louder until the tricked out forklift bursts through the curtain, bringing Gaelic Storm to the ring. Seamus McNasty and Damon Wrath hop off the forklift and into the ring, and Seamus hands the Onslaught Title to referee Angelo Barros as the forklift moves back up the aisle. Barros hands the belt to the timekeeper and calls for the bell. Blitz and Wrath start out for their teams. They lock up and Wrath shoves Blitz, sending him somersaulting back to his corner. Blitz rolls to his feet and launches himself out of the corner, but Wrath catches him with a power slam. He hooks the leg, but Dead is in to break it up. Both Wrath and Barros turn their attention to Dead, allowing Blitz to hit a low blow from behind, even as he shoots Dead a glare. Wrath doubles over and Blitz goes to the ropes, planting him with a bulldog. Blitz climbs the turnbuckles and hits Wrath with a frog splash, hooking the leg and getting a two count before Seamus breaks it up. Wrath gets to his knees as Barros sends Seamus out, and Blitz blindsides him with a kick to the head. Blitz shoves Wrath into the corner and makes the tag. Dead comes in and lays into Wrath with punches, then slings him to the ropes. He tries to Close the Casket, but Wrath dodges, trapping Dead and taking him over with a suplex. Wrath rolls to his corner and makes the tag. Seamus storms into the ring and levels Dead with a clothesline. Blitz comes in and gets the same treatment. Seamus slams Dead, then tosses Blitz over the top rope to the floor. He turns, catches Dead with a boot to the stomach, and drops him with a DDT. He goes to the ropes, but gets low-bridged by Blitz and tumbles to the outside. Blitz moves in to attack, but Wrath turns him inside out with a clothesline. Wrath slings Blitz into the ring steps and commences the beat down as Seamus climbs onto the apron. Dead greets him by Closing the Casket, sending Seamus flying into the ringside barrier. Dead climbs onto the apron and hits a diving clothesline onto Wrath as Blitz chop blocks him from behind. Dead and Blitz turn their attention to Seamus, stuffing the big man under the ropes and climbing into the ring. Dead and Blitz go on a tear with tandem offence, rocking Seamus with a series of kicks before slinging him to the ropes and planting him with a flapjack. Wrath climbs onto the apron, but is knocked back off by a tandem elbow. They shove Seamus into the corner, then do a dosey-doe that sends Blitz hard into the corner with a Stinger splash. Seamus stumbles out of the corner and Dead sweeps his legs as Blitz goes high with a Spin Kick – Total Elimination! Blitz heads to the outside and Dead moves to cover, but Wrath climbs back onto the apron. Dead goes to Close the Casket, but doesn’t see Blitz sprinting across the ring. Blitz dives at Wrath, but Dead’s kick catches him in mid-air. Blitz slams into Wrath and they both tumble to the outside. Dead takes a moment to berate his partner, which turns out to be a mistake, as Dead turns back to Seamus and is greeted by a boot to the face. Seamus grabs Dead and drives him to the mat with the Wild Rover. Seamus covers and Barros counts One…Two…Blitz tries to dive into the ring, but Wrath pulls him back…Three. WINNERS, in 14:37, Gaelic Storm After the match: Gaelic Storm celebrate in the aisle as Blitz slides into the ring. Blitz and Dead exchange heated words, and Dead starts to walk away, then turns back and hits the CLOSE THE CASKET! Blitz slumps to the mat, barely conscious. Dead leaves the ring and returns with a chair and goes all HBK on Cade on Blitz, beating him MERCILESSLY with the chair. Dead pulls Blitz to his feet and hits a PILEDRIVER on the chair! Blitz is OUT! Officials flood the ring and pull Dead off of Blitz and shove him to the back while medics try to get the neck collar on Blitz and get him to the back and the waiting ambulance. The Steiner Brothers Division FIREWOMAN & CONCRETE TG vs. DRINK & DESTROY This match in the Invitational should prove to be very interesting, and the crowd agrees as they get to their feet in anticipation. Lots of interesting storylines in play here. “Front Line” by Pillar fires up, and there is a BIG round of applause starts for Concrete Takaken Gryfon, which shortly changes to a markedly mixed reaction, as Firewoman is a couple of steps behind Crete – clearly wanting to be just about anywhere else. Crete is rocking the full-on “Heroes Guild” pep talk, and Fire isn’t pickin’ up what she’s laying down, and as soon as she walks into the ring, goes immediately to the apron on the outside and grabs the tag rope. I’m guessing Crete’s gonna be going first. “Skin” by Nonpoint fires up, and the crowd goes absolutely batshit as we see the Old Drink & Destroy back together again for the first time in over a year. They both slap hands with the crowd and climb into the ring. They both look at Crete, but start yelling at Firewoman, making threats, etc. Firewoman looks in their direction, but mostly just looks bored. Referee Junior Hale sees the combatants are ready, and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY! Stank and Capslock have a quick conversation, and it looks like Capslock will go first, as will Crete, obviously. They lock up, and Capslock works a headlock. Crete reverses into an arm wringer, and Capslock has apparently had enough wrestling and LEVELS Crete with a clothesline. He pick Crete up and hits a HUGE Power bomb, and tags in Stank to a huge applause. Stank puts the boots to Crete, eventually tossing him in the corner and hitting a HUGE SPLASH in the corner. Crete stumbles out. Stank hits a PILEDRIVER and covers, that gets 2. Stank pulls Crete to his corner and tags in Capslock. Stank puts Crete on his shoulders; and Capslock climbs to the top turnbuckle. Capslock hits a BIG FLYING CLOTHESLINE OFF THE TOP ROPE and KILLS Crete. Capslock picks Crete up, and is looking for the GREETINGS FROM FRESNO! Crete out of NOWHERE hits a HUGE DDT OUT OF NOWHERE! Both men are down, and Hale starts a count. Capslock starts moving first at 6, and starts to crawl to his corner. Crete is doing the same, and crawls toward Firewoman. Crete gets a burst of energy and DIVES across the ring to his corner and sticks his hand out…and Firewoman flips him off and jumps off the apron and starts walking up the ramp to an AMAZINGLY LOUD chorus of boos. Firewoman starts to laugh hysterically, and flips off the crowd while she’s at it, and makes her way backstage. Crete looks like his puppy dog just died, and doesn’t notice that Capslock has tagged in Stank who, while sympathetic, doesn’t exactly slow down, as he starts to put the boots to Crete again. Stank pulls Crete up and WHIPS him into the ropes. Stank is quick to Crete and hits a HUGE BELLY TO BELLY…But CRETE SOMEHOW LANDS ON HIS FEET! CEMENT MIXER! Crete collapses to the mat, and Stank is out. Hale starts another count, and Crete’s moving first, and is able to somehow drag his arm over Stank…1, 2…NO! Stank just does get the shoulder up, and he manages to start crawling to his corner. Crete does the same, until he realizes that no one is there, and then tries to pull himself up to his feet. Stank tags in Capslock, and Capslock charges across the ring, but Crete BACK BODY DROPS CAPSLOCK OVER THE ROPES! The big man SKINS THE CAT, and hits a BIG Forearm to the back of Crete’s head, and he falls to his knees. Capslock shakes out the cobwebs and goes across the ring and tags a still-recovering Stank before going back to Crete. Capslock picks Crete up…GREETINGS FROM FRESNO! He nods to Stank who walks into the ring and puts Crete on his shoulders…STANK-U! Stank hooks the leg as Capslock counts with the crowd. WINNERS in 7:18 by PINFALL…STANK and FF CAPSLOCK! ERIC O’MAC & CHRIS COLE vs. TYSON KINCAID & OUTBACK JACK It’s time for another first round match in the 2nd ever OOWF Tag Team Invitational and we have an unlikely pairing of Outback Jack and Tyson Kincaid as they face two of the best tag team wrestlers in OOWF history and guys that either have or are looking to make their mark in singles competition now; Chris Cole and Eric O’Mac. Jack and Kincaid are already in the ring as Cole’s “Master of Puppets” begins to play and coming out together to please every tag team wrestling fan in the world is Cole and O’Mac. Eric has his trademark Oakley’s on and he’s got a sneer plastered across your face as he tries to avoid the fans on his way down to the ring. He and Cole are going over some last minute advice as they get into the ring. Sterling Glaw gets Tyson and Cole out of the ring and we have OBJ and EOM locking up as the bell rings. The two guys who have just recently battled in a brutal Taipei match and now they are trading counters in the center of the ring. It goes to show you how well versed everyone in the OOWF really is. Both men tag in and out and it’s been a quick-paced tag match as Chris Cole and Tyson Kincaid are in the ring. Tyson looks like he’s got the advantage as he’s got Cole reeling after successive dropkicks, but he makes a rookie mistake and goes to the well once too often as Cole grabs onto the ropes and TK splats on his back. Quick tag to Eric and he’s putting the boots to Tyson. There’s a certain violence to these kicks and it looks like a once friendship may be disintegrating. Eric refuses to let up and he keeps kicking away at Kincaid and Glaw tries to break it up but he’s pushed away by Eric who really seems hell bent on kicking Tyson through the mat. Finally OBJ has had enough and it’s a pier 6 brawl as he takes Eric down with a flying shoulder tackle. Cole quickly gets in and starts trading blows with Jack. Cole gets Outback reeling and plants him with a Implant DDT. Cole is really kicking into another gear as he walks over and helps Eric to his feet, but for a split second Eric doesn’t realize who it is and he hits Cole with a spinning back fist. Cole is dazed and it leaves him easy pickings for Tyson Kincaid who walks up to Cole and hits him with an Ura-Nage Backbreaker. Cole staggers back and he gets taken out of it even more when OBJ hits THE BOOMERANG and Chris Cole goes flying over the top rope. This could be trouble for Eric O’Mac because he doesn’t see OBJ stalking him from behind even as he has already power bombed Kincaid once and looks to be going for the double. He gets him up for the second but OBJ comes bouncing off the ropes and hits a roaring elbow to the back of Eric’s skull. EOM is about to drop TK, but Tyson uses his athleticism and he rolls Eric up with a small package and he bridges back. Glaw gets into position and starts the count… 1…OBJ cuts Chris Cole off before he can get back in the ring. 2…Eric tries to roll a shoulder but he’s got no leverage. AND 3. The bell rings just as Eric finally gets out from under Tyson, but it’s too late as we have a huge upset here. Tyson Kincaid has pinned Eric O’Mac and now the only winner of the inaugural tournament has been eliminated. And so has one of the best tag team wrestlers in OOWF history in Chris Cole. WINNERS in 9:49 and moving on to the 2nd round…Tyson Kincaid and Outback Jack. The Legion of Doom Division THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS AA and Johnny enter first , and Capps makes the ring announcer introduce Johnny as "The Two Time Promo Award Winning" Johnny Adrenaline. Magnusson and Hansen could give a shit about trophies and rush the ring, TCH scattering to the floor. Johnny tries to sneak back in, but DHM drops him with a right hand and Magnusson puts the boots to him as the bell sounds. AA breaks that up, but DHM gets a spine buster. Stiff clothesline for JA sends him to the floor, and an inverted atomic drop sets up a Hart Attack by the Sons. Johnny's legal and comes back in with a double axe handle, but Spin punches him in the gut, and JA does the flip sell job upon landing. Up by the hair, and a short clothesline takes him back down... then another... then a third, and on the fourth Spin scoops him up for a running power slam. Cover gets two, tag back to DHM. Magnusson drops some elbows, then drags Johnny up. JA rakes the eyes, and a belly to back suplex gets a quick two. Johnny grabs a front face lock and drags him over for a tag to AA. Capps hops in with a measured kick to the ribs, and a couple of closed fists take DHM down to a knee. AA gets a running start and wants a running knee lift, but Magnusson catches him and uses his momentum to send him sailing into the ropes, and Capps gets tangled up. DHM kicks the shit out of him until the ref breaks it, so he tags Spin back in as Johnny is down the apron to free AA. Spin pops Johnny with a right hand to send him to the floor, and AA begs off. Spin pounds him down, then clotheslines him in the corner. Spin puts him in a torture rack, but Johnny slides in and takes his knees out, and AA lands on top. One, two... but Spin kicks out. Magnusson chases Johnny around the ring, but when JA slides back in, the ref stops Magnusson, allowing TCH to get some double teaming in behind the refs back, and a double hotshot puts Spin back down. They fake a tag - when AA could've easily tagged in Johnny - and Adrenaline sends Hansen to the ropes and gets a back elbow - straight into a measured elbow drop, with Johnny being sure to do the sprinkler first, and that of course misses. Tag to DHM and Johnny's in trouble. Magnusson hits a big suplex on Adrenaline. AA's in and immediately gets dropped. Backdrop for Johnny, backdrop for AA. Atomic drop for Johnny, and Spin comes back in with a lariat for AA that sends him to the floor. High Times for Johnny, and he's cooked. One, two, but AA pulls the ref out. DREAM STREET for Johnny, but he hooks the ropes with his left foot to break the hold, and DHM pounds him down again. Magnusson picks Johnny up for a slam, but AA slides in with one of Johnny's trophies. DHM see him and drops Johnny, but Spin grabs the trophy from behind anyway. Before Hansen can use it, the ref grabs it from him instead and scolds him and sends him back to the corner. DHM grabs Johnny again, this time for an Oklahoma Slam... but as he charges into the corner, AA pops up on the apron and THROWS A FIREBALL IN HIS FACE! Johnny lands on top of Magnusson as the ref comes back over to make the three count!! Spin has no clue what happened, Magnusson may be blinded, and Johnny and AA grab the trophies and slink away like a couple of sewer rats. WINNERS in 16:07: THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS KZ vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS after a brief discussion, a still visibly banged up Moosehead Jack gives into his partner, and it looks like we'll have LD Williams starting off against Phantos for this one. Collar and elbow lockup, and Phantos grabs a quick side headlock before spinning into a hammerlock on the former champ. Quick reversal by LD, who takes it into a headlock of his own before a go behind and a drop toe hold with a float over into a front face lock. Phantos quickly gets to his knees, does a twisting sit out to break the hold and grabs a quick snap mare before hooking in a chin lock. Williams turns into the chin lock and from the headlock position quickly works his way out before grabbing another hammerlock. Phantos goes up and over the top with a beautiful standing back flip to reverse the hold yet again, but before he gets it locked in, Williams drops down and grabs a quick reverse single leg takedown that leaves both men tied up in the ropes. Creech in to break them up and he gets a clean break from both men, followed by a slap to the face of LD Williams by Phantos! This leaves Williams....smiling? Williams almost looks happy as he rubs his jaw. Back to the collar and elbow, and Phantos grabs for a top wristlock. Both men vying for the position in the test of strength and...And Williams drops his right hand, using to LEVEL Phantos with right hook. Phantos is stunned as he jumps back to feet in time for a second punch, and a third leaves the masked man backing into his corner for the tag into Lucios. Lucios comes into a collar and elbow, quickly muscles Williams into the ropes, and pie faces him on the break. If there was any doubt that we were going to be seeing the new look of Phantos and Lucios, there isn't anymore. The attempt at a lock up is stopped by Lucios with a knee to the midsection, followed by a series of pounding forearms to the back of Williams, and then a whip into the ropes. Williams ducks under the clothesline, Lucios does the same, and when Williams rebounds a third time he catches a knee to the small of the back by Phantos! Lucios pulls Williams back into his corner and we settle in for some standard double teaming that we're going to compress for time, but Moose doesn't help matters with his repeated attempts to get into the ring to bust it up. Williams finally catches a break when Lucios lowers his head for a backdrop, but LD manages to put on the brakes just enough to convert it into a sloppy Russian Leg sweep that gives him the chance to make the HOT TAG~! to Moosehead Jack! And Moosehead Jack is a HOUSE OF FIRE! Running clothesline to Lucios! Running knee lift to the incoming Phantos! Face plant to Lucios! Panic Attack knee to Lucios that leaves him down in the corner, grabbing at his boot and slamming it hard on the mat! Moose takes over on Lucios with a series of lefts and rights, slipping in a choke every now and again to consternation of Creech. Whip into the ropes and a diving punch to the midsection crumples the masked man. Moose gets the mount and hammers away on Lucios, as Phantos keeps kicking the mat with the sole of his boot...wait - That's a loaded boot! Creech finally pulls Moose off of Lucios, and the masked man uses Creech's own body as a shield to hide a blatant low blow! Moose folds to the mat as Lucios lays in a series of stomps before yelling at Creech about LD on the outside, who is doing nothing. This changes as Lucios reaches over and slaps Williams for has been on the receiving end of a slap twice in this matches now. LD struggles to get past Creech, and Lucios seizes the chance to nail Jack with a double thrust to the throat! Jack is down and may be out as Lucios drags him to his feet and holds him up as Phantos slips in, measures his shot, and... And Moosehead Jack slips out! Phantos nails his own partner with the loaded boot assisted super kick! Williams finally gets past Creech and barrels into the shocked Phantos, taking at of the ring as Moose slumps over Lucios! 1... 2... 3! WINNERS via PINFALL at 14:01 - KZ! The Midnight Express Division GODS & MONSTERS vs. CARL FROM FRESNO & JUSTIN SANE Carl and Justin make their way to the ring first to a mixed reaction from the crowd, which is kind of surprising to them. Guilt by association I guess. Justin Sane mugs in front of the camera and shows off his Bunny shirt and says “get better soon, yo.” Carl just looks hungry. They climb into the ring and wait. The arena goes dark and Gods and Monsters come out to the top of the ramp and strike an intimidating pose, the two large men standing together with Selena between them. Their music hits a crescendo and they storm the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and immediately taking the fight to Carl and Justin. Poe grabs Carl and catches him with a forearm shot to the side of the head that sends him back into the corner. Justin tries to counter Tytan’s punches, but he is quickly overwhelmed and beaten to the mat by clubbing blows from Tytan. Tytan pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a military press, then throws Sane over the top rope to the floor. Poe is still hammering Carl in the corner, he turns and sees Tytan dispose of Sane, then pulls Carl to his feet and whips him into the waiting arms of Tytan. Tytan catches Carl in a bear hug, and Poe hits the ropes and catches Carl in the face with a big boot, snapping his head back and sending him to the mat. Tytan doesn’t even go for the cover, opting instead to pull Carl to his feet and send him to the ropes again, this time catching him on the rebound with a knee to the midsection, then a long, delayed vertical suplex. Tytan reaches out and tags in Poe, Poe hits the ropes and drops a leg across Carl’s chest, but opts not to go for the cover. Poe pulls a dazed Carl to his feet, and Sane is back on the apron in his corner and wants a tag, so Poe shoves him into the corner and Sane tags himself in. Justin steps between the ropes and charges…right into a big boot from Poe that nearly takes his head off. Poe pulls Sane to his feet and sends him hard into the corner and follows him in with a crushing clothesline. Sane staggers out of the corner and takes a few weak swings at nothing in particular, then falls face first to the mat. Poe looks down at Sane and a sadistic smile crosses his face. He reaches out and tags Tytan back into the match, they stand Sane up in the middle of the ring, then hit the ropes in opposite directions, then meet in the middle with matching boots to Sane’s head, one from the front, one from the back. Justin Sane, ladies and gentlemen, is dead. Tytan pulls Sane to his feet and lifts him up and POWERBOMBS him to the mat. Carl From Fresno comes into the ring, but Tytan grabs him by the back of the head and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Another tag brings Poe back into the ring, Tytan military presses Sane, and throws him at Poe, Poe catches Sane and DRIVES him to the mat with a spine buster. Thankfully, this time, they go for the pin, which is academic. One, two, three, this one is over. WINNERS in 4:58 – Gods & Monsters THE AMNESIAC & RYAN HARDCORE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING & DAVIN MORELAND The unusual team of The Amnesiac and Ryan Hardcore come out first. The Amnesiac makes his way to the ring alone, while Ryan Hardcore and his entourage of Lauren Phoenix and Lance strike a pose at the top of the ramp. They eventually make their way to the ring amid a resounding chorus of boos from the fans. Hardcore appears to be content to park himself on the apron and let The Amnesiac start things. Alexander Darling and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Davin Moreland are announced and DEA comes to the top of the ramp, and the crowd goes into a frenzy of boos and jeers. Both men smirk at the crowd and slowly make their way to the ring. Davin appears to want to start things off, but Darling says he will handle things from here. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway. The Amnesiac and Darling circle and lock up, Darling pushes The Amnesiac to the corner and the referee calls for a clean break, good luck there. Darling blisters The Amnesiac with several chops, then tries a whip across the ring to the opposite corner, but The Amnesiac reverses it and sends Darling. Darling hits the corner and The Amnesiac charges in and monkey flips him out, but Darling lands on his feet and heads to the ropes and takes The Amnesiac down with a clothesline as he gets to his feet. Darling reaches out and tags in Davin, and the champ steps between the ropes and pulls The Amnesiac to his feet, and scoops him up for a slam, but The Amnesiac slips over Davin’s shoulder and lands on his feet. The Amnesiac spins Davin around and catches him with a spinning heel kick that sends Davin between the ropes to the floor. The Amnesiac tags in Ryan Hardcore and they get a running start and try a suicide dive between the ropes, but Darling runs down the apron and catches Hardcore with a kick to the face that sends him back into the ring. Meanwhile The Amnesiac dives between the ropes, but Davin side steps and The Amnesiac crashes into the guardrail. Moreland hops back onto the apron and pulls Hardcore to his feet and lifts him in a vertical suplex, leaves him up there for a bit to think about it, then crashes to the mat, floats over and covers, but Hardcore kicks out at two. Davin pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tires a clothesline, but Hardcore ducks, springs off the bottom rope and stuns the champ with a back elbow to the mouth. Hardcore pulls Davin to his feet and kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT. Ryan gives Darling a little pelvic thrust, which does nothing but piss him off more, then climbs to the top for a moonsault. Davin is on his feet and staggers against the ropes, knocking Hardcore off balance and crotching him on the top. Darling screams for a tag so Davin tags Darling in, Alexander charges to the corner and climbs to the second rope and grabs Hardcore and hits a SECOND ROPE CRUCIFIX BOMB! Hardcore is DEAD! Darling covers, while at the same time, Moreland drops off the apron and catches The Amnesiac just as he stands up with A REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on the floor! Inside the ring, its, one, two, three. This one is over. WINNERS in 17:02 – Alexander Darling & Davin Moreland Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Doomy Doom Doom Doom V, Live October 26th from Springfield, Florida! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem/OOWF Tag Team Invitational 2008 – Round 2 Live! October 15th from Springfield, Kentucky! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Good Lord. The bookerman is OUT TO GET US. That Draw is NOT BALANCED! It's a conspiracy i tell Ya!
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/Imperial Onslaught 2008
Live! From Springfield, Indiana Tournament of Champions LUCIOS vs. DH MAGNUSSON[/u] Lucios makes his was to ringside first to the sounds of “God Blessed Texas” He hits the ring and grabs a microphone: Lucios: Listen up you Hoosiers. At this time Every one you needs to stand up and pay some respect for the Texas National Anthem Lucios stands and faces the OOWFTron, where  appears. The crowd goes wild with boos. The Band playing is quickly drown by the crowd. Lucios appears unfazed until "Calm Before The Storm" by Arcade fires up. The crowd goes WILD as the Intercontinental Champion appears on the top of the ramp. DH Magnusson acknowledges the crowd for a moment, then turns and charges down the ramp and slides into the ring. Lucios begins stomping away before DH gets to his feet and a bell sounds; WE’RE UNDERWAY! Dh gets to his feet and it’s a full out brawl. Lefts. Rights. Elbows. DH needs the 3 full minutes of hand to hand combat with a head butt. Lucios staggers and gets shoulder blocked into the corner. Magnusson lays in a few stomps and then whips Lucios across the ring into the opposite corner. Lucios hits hard and staggers forward, where DH levels him with a clothesline. DH drops an elbow and covers for a 2 count. DH picks up Lucios and hits a big Scoop Slam, followed by an –Un-Hogan like Leg drop. DH follows up immediately with a Pile driver for a 2 count. Dh pulls Lucios to his feet and executes a textbook Suplex. DH points to the ropes and the fans cheer in approval. Middle Rope Fist drop for a 2 count. Lucios gets to his feet and sidesteps a spear. DH crashes through the ropes and to the floor. Luc pounces, planchaing over the ropes and driving DH into the guardrail. Lucios grabs DH by the hair and drags him to the Micronesian Announce table. He attempts to slam DH’s head into said table, but DH blocks the attempt, elbows Lucios in the gut, and delivers the head smash himself. DH rolls Lucios into the ring and climbs in himself. Lucios plays possum and catches Magnusson with the Greco-Roman thumb to the eye. The referee chastises Lucios, but he ignores him. Gorilla press slam. Lucios bounds off the ropes and delivers a knee drop that nets a 2 count. Lucios signal that it’s Suplex Time! The crowd disagrees. Lucios hoists DH up for a Delayed vertical suplex. He does the Chavo Guerrero hip twist and hits a Gordbuster. A Slingshot suplex follows immediately. Lucios poses, then covers for a 1 count. DH is up and they begin to exchange blows again. Lucios drops DH with a BIONIC ELBOW and Hoists him up for a Border Toss. DH slides off his back, and hits a nice hangman’s neck breaker. He gets a 3 count, but the referee waves it off when he see’s Lucios foot under the ropes. DH gets up pretty aggravated and turns away from Lucios for a moment. Lucios grabs Dh in a hammerlock and hoists him in the air, before SLAMMING him into the mat He covers for a 2.89898 count, which pissed the masked man off. HE turns to the referee to argue and leaves DH to get to his feet on his own. BACKSLIDE! 1…2…3! Winner; in 7:23; DH Magnusson PHANTOS vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY[/u] You have to wonder if the chorus of boos and catcalls that greet Phantos upon his entrance are going to affect him coming up here tonight, as he's been so accustomed to the cheers and thunder ovation that Seamus gets as he hits the ramp. For his part Phantos seems unconcerned, checking the ropes as the big Irishman makes his way to the... Phantos slingshots over the top rope as Seamus reaches the ring, slamming into him with a plancha followed up by a flurry of lightning fast right hands to the head of the Onslaught champion! He rides McNasty down, hammering away the whole time, and rolls him into the ring, screaming for the bell! The referee gives the signal, and Phantos dives onto Seamus, hooking the leg! 1... 2... A strong kick out by Seamus sends the Texan flying, but before the Irishman can get to his feet, Phantos comes roaring back with a basement dropkick to the side of the head and another cover! 1... 2... Kick out by Seamus, and Phantos thought that was CLEARLY a three count, and makes sure the referee knows it. Quick pickup followed by an Irish Whip, and Phantos is solidly in control as he brings the big man out of the corner with a monkey flip! High elevation standing leg drop, and a cover; 1... One count only as Seamus powers out. Phantos hits the ropes quickly, and ducks the clothesline attempt by Seamus, and comes back to eat a big boot by Seamus! Pick up by Seamus, and a high angle body slam that shakes the ring, followed by a thundering elbow drop! 1... 2... Phantos rolls a shoulder, and Seamus fires him off with an Irish Whip of his own, but Phantos hits the baseball slide turnaround, and launches back with a flying forearm that rocks Seamus backwards. A few more forearm smashes leave Seamus reeling as Phantos hits a beautiful standing dropkick that puts him down. Cover, and Phantos throws his feet up on the ropes for a little extra leverage: 1... 2... Hightower catches the feet on the ropes and waves off the cover attempt, earning a heated comment from Phantos, followed by a shove the drive the point home. Hightower shoves Phantos back and reminds him that he's an official, which backs the masked man off and redirects him to Seamus. Phantos fires Seamus back into the turnbuckle again, and launches through the air, looking for another monkey flip, but the Onslaught champion hangs on, then throws Phantos back into the corner and launches a barrage of elbows and knees that leave the high-flyer him a heap. Whip to the far corner back Seamus, and he charges in right behind with huge Japanese clothesline! He pulls Phantos to the middle and loads him up, signaling for the Wild Rover but Phantos slips out the backdoor and hits a springboard back elbow to the back of Seamus' head followed by a kidney level drop kick! Seamus hits the ropes face first before staggering back into a backstabber! Phantos quickly springs to the top rope and perches while Seamus gets up, and flies off for the top rope hurricanrana...NO! Seamus doesn't go over...THE WILD ROVER! Phantos is folded in half, and Seamus leans in while Hightower slides in: 1... 2... 3! WINNER via PINFALL at 7:04 SEAMUS McNASTY! <Seamus Leaves the ring and "Idle Hands" plays and a forlorn-looking Tyson Kincaid walks to the ring. He is receiving another mixed-reaction as he reaches for a microphone. The music stops and the crowd silences.> TK: I'm not going to mince words. I've waited long enough for this moment and to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't be able to find any the right words even if I wanted to. Firewoman, your seven days are up. Now's the time for you to own up to our past and admit to the entire world while you abandoned me - abandoned our friendship - and left me to rot. After a moments pause, the OOWF video screen at the top of the stage flickers on and the lights in the area dim. <We cut to a deserted training area, somewhere backstage. Well, it is somewhat deserted, except for Firewoman, her hands taped, working on the heavy bag. Most of the bruises and cuts from Sunday's Hell on Earth have healed. Unfortunately, there is some unfinished business from last week's Mayhem to attend to, and who gets the pleasure of interrupting Firewoman in her pre-match ritual? Why, the f'ing new guy! In this case, it's SFJ#420, who comes cruising up with a NinjaCam.> SFJ#420: Um, like.... Firewoman right? <Firewoman doesn't stop her punching> FW: You got it, kid. You are disturbing me because...? SFJ#420: I'm not sure...some mopey guy told me to get a statement from you. <Still punching, but way more focused now.> FW: Mopey guy? You're going to have to narrow it down a bit more, sweetie, there's like a ton of those around here. Was he wearing a rabbit suit? SFJ#420: Um, no...not that I noticed. FW: You'd think you'd notice something like that. Was he carrying around an empty tennis racket case, looking like he just lost his first born child? SFJ#240: No...he was just really, really sad. He said you were supposed to explain something. <With that revelation, Firewoman lands a right hook square on the bag. Obviously she doesn't punch it off its hook, as that would be well outside the suspension of disbelief. But the force does shake the structure and the floor around where it is mounted, and makes the newbie jump. Normally, this would make Firewoman all kinds of happy, but she's too mad right now.> FW: Dammit. Is he still on about that? Give me this. <Firewoman grabs the mic, and then fakes an elbow in the micstand's general direction. Because she's new, this totally freaks #420 out, and she shrieks a girlie shriek and runs away. This does amuse Firewoman for a minute, but then it's back to the task at hand.> Tyson, why do you not just let sleeping dogs lie? What is with the hurt and forlorn act? Because let me assure everyone out there in OOWF-land, it is really just an act. Tyson is the master of emotional manipulation. And the sad part? Most of the time he doesn't even realize he's doing it. Hell, most of the time he doesn't even know where he is. Many of you have seen this. [She pulls out the picture of her and Tyson celebrating a ring victory] Aw, what a happy tag team, right? Not. Sure, we were successful. When he wants to be, Tyson Kincaid is a damn fine wrestler. It's that whole when he wants to be part. That's why Lance teamed us in the first place. He felt Tyson needed someone stable to keep him on an even keel. Now...let's all reflect on that. I know I have my own problems with "stability." That should tell you just how bad off Tyson really is, that Firewoman is the stable one. So, after talking with Chris, I decided to go ahead and team with him. And from day one it was a nightmare. Tyson missed practices, blew spots. I don't know what all was going on with him, and I didn't care. Oh sure, he'd blather on like most men do. At first I would listen to his sad tales, everything was an issue, everything was drama, too much to handle, he never thought he’d measure up to gods know who or what. I would hold his hand while he puked his guts out after ingesting whatever it was he could get his hands on, hide his problems from the staff at Storm Wrestling. Eventually, this grew old, and I began wondering how soon I could get out of this. I never told him what was really going on, but Chris told me to be patient. I know he and Lance argued about it, though. Lance thought we should be marketed to the feds as a team, Chris disagreed. I knew Tyson was too unstable, but left it to those with more experience to figure it out. Then came that weekend of the photo, which was I guess our de facto graduation from Storm Wrestling. I thought Tyson had developed something of a crush on me, and really... who wouldn't? But I have my own problems, I don't need to take his on too, right? So that night, while celebrating, sure, Tyson made his move. And I decked him. And I left with Chris. I heard he passed out soon after that from whatever cocktail of drugs and booze there was that night. End of story. That is the extent of whatever "romance" he seems to think there is. Two days later, I get a call out of the blue from OOWF. They wanted us to come sign with them. I'm not sure how they knew about us so quickly, but never one to let that worry me, I started getting ready to go, and I gave Tyson a call, but got no answer. Then I thought... do I wanna carry Tyson with me? Or do I want to risk him dragging me down, because he was so unreliable? Did I want several more years of trying to sober him up or talk him out from whatever hole he had crawled into, putting my career in jeopardy? Hell no. Remember the cardinal rule: Firewoman always does what is best for Firewoman. Always. So...I told Lance that OOWF had just called for me. They hadn't mentioned Tyson at all. And with that I left. I suppose I could have tried to find him, but no one had seem him for two days. I told Rick I tried calling Tyson, and he didn't answer. He seemed satisfied with that. And the rest is history. So you see, Tys... There's no big romance, no big blow up between friends. Just two people. One who sees opportunity and grabs it, and the other who can't pull himself together long enough to even answer the phone. And now you follow me here, align with Eric O'Mac your first day here, and then start giving me the sad puppy dog eyes, demanding explanations? Well, you should have been careful what you wished for, sunshine, because now you got your explanation. Hope that sparkles for ya. <Firewoman drops the mic with a loud thud and some feedback, and stalks off to continue pre-match preparation.> <We cut back to the arena where the lights come back on. Kincaid is left standing in the ring. The microphone falls softly from his hand as he closes his eyes and tilts his head to the ceiling. His fists clench as he obviously struggles to control his emotions. He hurriedly leaves the ring and rushes to the backstage area, out of site of the fans who are still not quite sure what to make of the spectacle they have witnessed.> DH MAGNUSSON vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – Tournament of Champions Final[/u] Seamus McNasty enters the arena first, striding to the ring and using the ropes to warm up as he awaits his opponent. The crowd erupts as D.H. Magnusson storms to the ring. The two men face off in center ring and exchange a quick handshake as referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. They lock up and both men try to get the advantage but end up in a stalemate. They break and try again with the same results. On the third try Seamus grabs a headlock, but DHM shoots him off. Seamus ducks a clothesline and comes back with a shoulder block, but DHM stands his ground. DHM dares him to try it again and, when he does, sidesteps and catches Seamus with a side slam. DHM stomps away, then goes to the ropes and drops a leg across Seamus' throat. He covers, but only gets one. DHM rolls to his feet and catches Seamus with a forearm as he gets up. He presses the advantage with a series of big left hands, and drops him with the Thundercrack. He snaps Seamus over with a suplex and makes another cover, but Seamus kicks out at two. DHM pulls Seamus off the mat, and gets rocked by a punch to the midsection. Seamus tries for a DDT, but DHM blocks it, so Seamus drives an elbow into the back of his head. He muscles DHM over with a gut wrench suplex, then delivers the Rocky Road to Dublin. Seamus falls on him and hooks the leg, but DHM kicks out at two. Seamus rolls to his feet and hits a hard right cross as DHM gets up. He drives him back the ropes with punches, then whips him across the ring and plants him with the Irish Car Bomb. He hooks the leg and Junior counts One…Two…Thr – DHM kicks out! Seamus pulls DHM to his feet and tosses him to the corner, pounding on him with elbows and knees. He whips DHM across the ring and follows him in for a Stinger Splash, but DHM moves out of the way and Seamus slams into the corner, striking his head on the ring post. Seamus staggers back and DHM plants him with a German suplex, getting a long two count. Both men get to their feet and meet in center ring with fists flying. Seamus’ height gives him a slight advantage, and he gets the better of the exchange. With DHM reeling, Seamus pushes him back to the ropes, whips him across the ring, and hits a drop toehold, floating over into the Black Velvet Band. He struggles to cinch it in, but DHM thrashes and manages to reach the ropes. Seamus releases the hold and steps back, then moves in as DHM starts to get up. DHM turns and sweeps Seamus’ legs. Seamus goes down and DHM bounces off the ropes and drives an elbow into his throat. DHM pulls Seamus to his feet and right into the Jersey Hammer. He forgoes the cover this time and Drags Seamus back to his feet to nail him with the Dream Street. Seamus struggles, but can’t get any leverage against the hold. He’s in the middle of the ring and can’t reach the ropes, so has no choice but to tap. WINNER in 14:46, D.H. Magnusson. After the match: DHM allows Junior to raise his hand, then turns and helps Seamus to his feet. The two men exchange another handshake before Seamus leaves the ring, allowing DHM to bask in his victory. IMPERIAL ONSLAUGHT 2008[/u] Rules are as follows. Two men begin the match, every two minutes thereafter, another competitor enters. Elimination occurs when a participant is thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. After all 30 participants have entered the match the final four survivors will enter Ultimate Onslaught. Ultimate Onslaught will commence with a Hell in the Cell cage being lowered from above. Once the cage is in place, the bell will sound and eliminations will occur via pin fall or submission. There are no count outs. There are no disqualifications. The last participant standing will be declared the winner and will receive an OOWF World Title shot at a later date of his or her choosing. Bunny is #1, ready for action. Eric O’Mac has drawn #2 and he is none too pleased with it. Eric tries to stall at the bell, reasoning with Bunny about the length of the match, but Bunny’s having none of it, slapping the taste out of his mouth and going to work. Monkey flip out of the corner and a rolling thunder senton, and Eric bails to the floor. Bunny follows out with a suicide dive thru the ropes and both guys are down. They brawl on the floor, Eric getting the advantage by going to the eyes. Then to the post. Eric rolls back in as we get the horn for #3, and it’s Tyson Kincaid. Kincaid lays into Bunny on the floor, hip tossing him onto the steps. He rolls him in, and it’s simple work for Eric to toss him… but Bunny hangs on, comes up on the apron and hits a springboard double clothesline on both guys! Bunny fights them off, but the numbers are too much, and Tyson pounds him down. They try to toss him again, but Bunny gets a head scissors takedown. #4 is Ryan Hardcore, out to some vicious boos, and when Bunny goes to the top to come down on Kincaid, Ryan simply hops on the apron and shoves him off to the guardrail in a nasty bump to eliminate him. Eric has words for Hardcore and they throw hands right on the spot as Kincaid stands back and watches. Back and forth they go, and Eric gets the upper hand until Ryan goes low and looks for the elimination. Tyson looks around and figures what the hell and moves in to dump BOTH guys, but both guys hold on and slide back in. Eric and Ryan set aside their differences momentarily and go after Kincaid, but Eric steps back and drills Hardcore with a roundhouse kick. Eric tells Kincaid to toss him, but when he turns his back, Tyson goes after Eric instead. So now THEY have it out as #5 is Justin Sane. Justin storms in, goes to the top and hits a corkscrew plancha onto both of them, then kicks the hell out of Hardcore. Sane’s a ball of fire, and a shining wizard knocks Kincaid silly. EOM grabs him from behind, but Justin gets a jawbreaker, then a super kick to Hardcore. Sane is able to neutralize all three guys for the duration of the two minute period until SYB is out at #6. SYB sneaks in and gets a blatant low blow on Sane, but he can’t dump him. Hardcore is over to assist on Justin, as does Kincaid, and they’re gonna toss him. But Eric comes in and wants the honors, so they leave it for him. Eric pulls Sane up, but Justin’s playing possum and hotshots him. Everyone jumps at EOM, who’s dangling across the top rope, and Eric gets pushed over, but EOM grabs the ropes and manages to slide back in. Hardcore and Kincaid pound Justin down again as SYB kicks Eric around a little. Outback Jack is #7 and comes in hitting everything that moves. Down goes SYB. Down goes Ryan. Down goes Eric. Down goes Kincaid. Down goes Justin. Then everyone gets taken down again. Then one more time for good measure. Jack chokes out Ryan with his vest, kicking Kincaid and SYB away while doing so. Eric charges, but OBJ shoves Hardcore in the way, and they bang heads. T-Bone suplex for Eric, and Jack alley oops Sane onto SYB and Kincaid. OBJ clotheslines EOM over the top, but again, Eric hangs on. Sane and Jack alternate stomping Kincaid and SYB, but Ryan’s back over to break that up as Apocalyptic Existence is #8. AE is also an equal opportunity offender and slugs anyone who moves. Baldo bomb for Hardcore, who oversells it in spectacular fashion, and Eric walks into a big boot. SYB gets ANOTHER low blow in, this one to AE to slow him down, while Kincaid and OBJ have it out. SYB lines AE up on the ropes, but takes too long in setting him up and eats a massive big boot instead when he charges in. Sane tries to dump Eric, but EOM fights away with some back elbows as Z.K. DeBeers enters at the #9 spot to heel heat. DeBeers enters, and the fight slows to a halt. One by one, the other 7 guys in the ring stop what they’re doing to turn and look at ZKD. And all at once, they jump him. Down to the mat in a dog pile goes DeBeers. OBJ drags him up and everyone takes turns pinballing him around the circle of guys, until Jack levels him with a BOOMERANG~! And Hardcore tosses DeBeers. Then, everyone goes right back to what they were doing like nothing happened. But, #10 is about to happen, and it’s Moosehead Jack! Except Moose isn’t making an entrance. It appears the damage done at Hell on Earth was indeed too much for even MHJ to handle, so the match continues without a tenth entrant. And now we get some bodies cleared of the ring. First to go is SYB, who gets a little overconfident and then tossed by Justin Sane. However, Kincaid seizes that opportunity to immediately dump Sane. Hardcore and Eric isolate AE and manage to dump him up and over the top to the floor, but Jack follows with a double clothesline for them, and both Eric and Hardcore hold on. Kincaid charges in, and OBJ backdrops him over the top to the floor instead! Jack drags up Eric and Ryan by the hair and gives them good ol’ double noggin knocker, and inverted atomic drops for each leave them both in pain. EOM gets tossed again, and again he holds on. Jack looks to set up the BOOMERANG on Hardcore, but Ryan reverses it and sends Jack to the ropes, where Eric’s puling himself back up, and OBJ gets low bridged and eliminated! Ryan and Eric are still woozy as the countdown is on for #11. Three…two…one… And it’s F.F. Capslock!! Place goes batshit insane as FFC takes his sweet time coming to the ring, taping up the fists and ready to murder Ryan Hardcore. Ryan realizes what’s happening, tries to beg off, and as FFC climbs in… Hardcore ELIMINATES HIMSELF! Crowd boos him out of the building, but Ryan’s gonna live to fight another day and scurries away. That leaves Eric alone with a pissed off FFC, and when he realizes it, it’s Eric’s turn to beg off. Eric tries to kick him low, but FFC catches his foot and takes his head off with a monster short clothesline. Eric goes thru the ropes and to the floor, knocked the fuck out. FFC rules the ring as it’s time for #12… and that sounds like the Hart Foundation’s music??? Since his former tag team partner had been cashing checks for the past nine months, he wanted to get in on the action, so we got Brad “The Hitman” Smoley recreating his character the WWE ripped off four years later. Capslock laughs it off as Smoley goes to all four sides of the ring, holding open the leather jacket that’s three sizes too small. Smoley takes off the shades and gives them to a fan at ringside, who immediately throws them back. Smoley rolls into the ring and it’s instantly GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! Then a SECOND one. Then a THIRD one!! Smoley is dead… just like old times. Capslock dumps him with ease and it’s time for #13. And NOW things will get interesting, as Capslock’s old buddy, old pal Attitude Adjuster! AA sizes up the situation and stalls momentarily, then proceeds with caution as FFC welcomes him into the ring. Capps steps in, then backs off, then steps in again. AA gets his courage up and goes to lock up… just as Eric comes back in from the backside and clips Capslock’s knee. AA and Eric go to town on the knee because if FFC can’t stand, he can’t toss anyone over the top. AA measures a knee drop, and Eric grabs a half crab. Buzzer sounds for #14 and it’s Carl From Fresno! Fresno’s favorite sons manage to fight off EOM and AA, as Carl works over AA in the corner. FFC pounds Eric down and tries to toss him, but Eric holds on again. So it’s 2 on 2 with nobody gaining a serious edge until The Dead is out at #15. Dead has some words for the fans as he makes his way down, then picks off Carl with a running forearm upon entering. Dead jumps Capslock from behind, but that gets nowhere. AA is over to help however, and the two of them and Eric are able to take him down again. Carl hops back in the fray and we’ve got a five way donnybrook here, with all five guys just laying into each other with some STIFF shots. Eric comes up bleeding from the nose after a shot from FFC. Dead tries to dump Carl, but Carl fights him off. #16 is a pissed off former OOWF Champion, L.D. Williams, looking for a rematch. L.D. doesn’t give a shit and stiffs everyone when he steps in the ring. Williams chops the ever loving shit out of Eric in the corner, then takes down AA with a running back elbow. Carl gets dropped. And as FFC tries to stand up, Williams takes his leg out again just to be a dick. LDW and Dead team up to keep Capslock on the mat. Double DDT does the trick, but then Williams DDT’s Dead, as well. LDW works over Eric in the corner as Blitz comes in at #17. He goes right after Dead, who’s half-conscious, but Blitz doesn’t care after what happened on Sunday. Blitz beats the hell out of Dead, clobbering him with right hands and drawing blood. Williams looks on in approval, but then soccer kicks Blitz in the gut. AA seems refreshed and tries to dump Carl, but turns around into a huge big boot from Capslock! GREETINGS FROM FRESNO~! But Eric clips the knee again to stop that. We have another countdown for #18… and it’s Tytan. And the big man means business, stepping right in and tossing Carl over the top. Tytan gets some shots in on AA, then nails Capslock with a stiff right hand. Dead and Blitz scrap near the ropes and Tytan charges in and clotheslines BOTH guys over and out! AA and Eric attempt to surround him, but can’t seem to make a move on him. Williams goes right up to him and wants to go, but Tytan shoves him all the way thru the ropes and to the floor. Countdown for #19, and now we REALLY got problems because it’s Poe! We’ve got Gods and Monsters in the ring and fresh! Eric and AA beg off and try to bail, but Poe and Tytan pull them both back in. Stereo power bombs for them! Tytan slings Eric across the ring like a ragdoll, and EOM winds up sliding under the turnbuckle and crotching himself. Poe tosses AA with ease. With Eric in pain and Williams on the floor, that leaves Gods and Monsters alone in the ring with Capslock, who’s getting to his feet. FFC scopes out the situation, finds the hole he’s in, and says screw it and goes right after both of them. FFC fares okay for a little bit, but the numbers catch up. DOUBLE CHOKESLAM~! And Poe and Tytan dump Capslock over the top! Time for #20 and it’s The Amnesiac, who cluelessly runs into the ring like a lamb being led to slaughter. Big boot, double leg drop, and Poe and Tytan take their time working him over. Williams watches on from the floor, encouraging Gods & Monsters to take their time, but they sling Amnesiac over and out nevertheless. Poe and Tytan take a survey of the scene and spot Eric laid out in the corner. But before they can drag his carcass out of there, the buzzer sound for #21 and it’s Puck Dupp. Puck takes his time getting to the ring, because, ya know, Poe and Tytan are just waiting on him. Puck makes a plan, but before he can do anything, Williams grabs him from behind and tosses him in, and Tytan and Poe put the boots to him. Puck bumps around like a superball as G&M put a beating on him. Eric pulls himself up, sees what’s going on, and powders to the floor, as well. Tytan crotches Puck on the top rope, and Poe goes to the apron and choke slams Puck from the top rope THRU THE ANNOUNCE TABLE~! Whoa! Who’s next? LDW and EOM exchange ideas and opt for the smartest one: walk out. So Williams and Eric walk up the aisle as we get the signal for #22. And as soon as Williams and Eric get thru the curtain, they are dragged back from behind the curtain by Stank!! Business is about to pick up. Stank tosses both guys into the ring where Tytan and Poe put the beats on them. However, Stank follows right in and throws hands with both of the big guys. Before you know it, Eric and LDW are holding their own as well, as the defacto 3 on 2 begins to wear them down. Stank with an avalanche for Poe. The same for Tytan… but Williams and Eric take down Stank on the rebound because they don’t trust him either. Hey, every man for himself. Or woman in this case, as Firewoman is out at #23 to a showering of boos and assorted trash, including but not limited to used condoms. Eric wastes no time in getting in her face and they have it out right there. LDW inserts himself into the fray and we have a three way fight. Poe and Tytan get Stank isolated, and look to finish him off. But Stank reverses an Irish whip attempt, sending Tytan right back into Poe. They knock heads, and that allows Stank to grab Tytan and eliminate him! Poe staggers around… STANK-U~!!! And Stank tosses Poe!! So we’ve got Eric, who's been there there 40 minutes, Williams, Stank, and Fire… and Stank finally realizes that Firewoman’s in the ring. Stank grabs EOM and slings him aside, then pulls Williams away… and he’s got Fire backed into a corner. Crowd begins to buzz. We got the countdown for #24 and the horn sounds as Stank grabs Fire by the hair. We’ve got music and pyro for Concrete TG, but, as with Moose earlier, there’s no Crete. HOWEVER, Alexander Darling rushes out of the back and jumps Stank from behind with a chain. The refs at ringside tell him he’s entered the match out of order. Darling says he doesn’t give a shit and tells one of the refs to “wipe your ass this number,” which he tosses toward the official, allowing us to see it was number 30. Nevertheless, Darling makes the save for Fire. So they crow over Stank again, just like Sunday, and Williams and Eric look on in amusement… then jump Darling and Fire from behind! We’ve got a brawl and the crowd heat here is off the charts – who woulda guessed the fans would be cheering for L.D. Williams and Eric O’Mac? During the fray, we get #25: Damon Wrath. Damon’s in to lay out the lumber, and everyone gets a piece of him. Forearms for Williams, and Wrath takes him down with a massive shoulder block. Darling gets knocked aside. Eric takes a high backdrop bump, selling into the ropes. Fire reasons with Damon... and just kicks him in the balls. Fire and Darling put the boots to him, but that allows LDW and EOM to drag them off again and have at it one more time. Damon counters that by clotheslining them all down at the same time. They try to divide and conquer, but Eric and Darling get into it before they can make any headway, and Wrath takes down Fire with an overhand forearm, then LDW with a belly to belly throw. Darling tosses EOM, but Eric hangs on yet again. AD goes for the kill, but Eric shoulders him in the gut and hits a nifty top rope Rocker Dropper! Fire immediately takes him down with a spinning heel kick, but Stank is to his feet, and he has Darling's chain. The crowd begins to buzz again, as Fire has no idea Stank's up. Stank stalks her and chokes her out with the chain! The buzzer sounds for #26 and Spin Hansen hits the ring. Spin immediately goes after Darling, being sure to shove Eric aside so he can get his first. Wrath is trying to take LDW to the floor, but Williams has successfully grabbed enough rope to stop that, elbowing his way out. Wrath pries Stank off of Fire, and they have a brief stare down before they slug it out. Shoulder block contest goes to a draw, and when Damon tries another one, Spin comes from the blindside with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL~! Eric drags Darling up, and Williams is over to kick AD in the gut, then has a right hand for Eric. Fire tries to crawl away under the ropes, but Stank drags her back in. Stank grabs her, but Darling is over with a flying forearm to break that up. Spin tries to take Damon out, but Wrath grabs him in a front face lock and tries to take HIM out. As they struggle, Fire and Darling come over and dump both guys, Wrath going to the floor, but Spin holding on and kicking Damon away as he tried to drag him down, as well. Skurge is out at #27, and he immediately gets nowhere with Stank, Williams, and Eric. LDW grabs him for the DDT, but Fire bulldogs Williams from behind. Stank and Eric exchange some words, and Eric apparently calls him a bad name and shoves him, so Stank drops him with a roundhouse left. Skurge kicks Spin while he's down as Darling and Fire step back and assess matters. Williams is back to his feet and looks to nail Skurge, but he instead jumps on Darling and Fire instead, taking them both on. Skurge is over to help out and they pepper AD and Fire with lefts and rights, taking them down. Williams shoves Skurge, and Skurge returns the favor, but Spin takes them both down with a double clothesline. Meanwhile, in the corner, Stank is just killing Eric. Getting a favorable draw at #28 is Chris Cole. Cole goes right after Stank, but Spin cuts him off at the pass and they duke it out dead center of the ring. Stank comes over to join the party, and Cole's quickly outnumbered. Darling drags Spin out of the mix, and he and FW work him over in the corner. Skurge charges in, but Fire sidesteps him and sends him sailing over the top rope and to the floor and rolling up the aisle. Williams nails Stank from behind, and he and CC beat him down in the corner. EOM staggers up a bloody mess, and Cole plants him with the HEADLINER for good measure. EOM is dead. While LDW and CC focus on Stank, Darling and Fire are trying to get Spin over the top and to the floor, but Hansen fights them off, managing to get Darling over the top, but AD hangs on and pulls himself back in. The delay however allows Spin to get some shots in on Fire. #29 is up, and our final entrant – since Darling entered early – is Johnny Adrenaline. Johnny hits the ring and goes after Spin, but Fire doesn't want the help and decks Johnny. Darling goes to the eyes to keep Spin at bay, and Williams and Cole have Stank teetering over the top. Stank's holding on for dear life, and Johnny's over to help. Eric staggers back up and grabs Cole and they have at it, and Stank is able to fend off LDW and Johnny. Fire goes to assist AD with Spin yet again, but Spin keeps fighting them off. Eric nails Cole with a float over DDT, but eats a super kick from Darling on the rebound. Stank finally frees himself of Williams, and has a line on Darling, and Stank CLOBBERS him with a jumping clothesline. Stank goes batshit on him. Johnny comes over and hammers Stank with a stiff double axe handle, but Stank no-sells it and backs Johnny into a corner. Fire charges and goes to leap on Stank's back, but Stank moves and Fire smashes Johnny in the turnbuckle. JA staggers out, and Spin grabs him by the hair and sends him over the top and to the floor! Eric and Williams drag Darling up, but Cole sneaks up from behind Williams and DUMPS HIM! Williams is PISSED! Cole tells him that it's every man for himself and Williams tells him something else. But while Cole is sidetracked, Stank comes from behind and clotheslines him over and out to the floor! And just like that, we're down to five. Eric slams Darling and goes up top, but Spin sends Darling to the ropes, crotching EOM on the turnbuckle. Darling ducks a clothesline and plants Spin with a brain buster. But Stank sneaks up behind Darling and grabs him for the STANK-U~! But out of desperation, Fire shoves Stank and Darling over the top rope! AD falls off the back and into the ring, but Stank goes over the top! Darling and Fire breathe a sigh of relief, thinking Stank has been eliminated. But Stank is holding onto the top rope, and he attempts to SKIN THE CAT! But, Davin Moreland hops out of the crowd with a baseball bat and CREAMS Stank across the back as he pulls himself back in, and Stank falls to the floor with a thud! Moreland whacks Stank with the bat one more time for good measure and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE CONCRETE~! Darling slides out of the ring to assist with the matter as the bell sounds to signal the end of the battle royal portion of the match at 1:09:02. ULTIMATE ONSLAUGHT: Eric O’Mac vs. Firewoman vs. Alexander Darling vs. Spin Hansen The cage begins to lower as Moreland and Darling brutalize Stank on the floor. Darling’s found a chair and he pounds him down with that, and Moreland hits a dominator on the chair for good measure. They set up for a spike pile driver… but F.F. CAPSLOCK makes the save, and Moreland and Darling scatter, Davin thru the crowd from which he came, and AD back to the ring. Problem for Darling is that the cage is locked and he can’t get in! That leaves Fire isolated with Spin and Eric, and they make quick work of her with a TODESFALL and the EMAC ATTACK~! Eric with the cover, and just like that Firewoman is ELIMINATED. A referee finally opens the cage and Darling is in and he’s angry. AD goes right after Spin to no avail, and Spin looks for SPINAL JUSTICE, but Eric comes over with a leaping clothesline to break that up. EOM kicks Spin out of the ring and focuses on Darling himself. Spine buster and Eric wants the SMACKDOWN, but Darling elbows out. A double reversal leads to the DARLING DRIVER~! But Spin breaks that up with a LADDER TO THE FACE~! And Spin nails Eric, too. Avalanche in the corner for Eric, and Spin slams Darling on the ladder. Leg drop gets a two count. Eric makes a run at Spin, but Spin hotshots him into the corner and kills him with a lariat on the rebound. SPINAL JUSTICE for Eric, but Darling uses the ladder on the pivot and nails Spin in the jewels with it. Eric and Darling team up to put Spin down. Some double teaming, as Eric and Darling seem to be able to co-exist well enough. Eric goes up top as AD wants a power bomb… but Spin sweeps the legs and catapults him right into Eric! EOM gets crotched again and falls to the floor. AD rebounds right into the WTF~! Spin’s got it locked in, but it gets broken up on accident by Eric, who slides the ladder into them upon re-entering the ring. Darling sets the ladder up and wants to climb for some reason, so Spin simply walks under him and gets an electric chair drop! One, two, but AD somehow kicks out. Eric looks for a figure four, but Spin counters it and kicks EOM into the ladder. Eric cushions the blow however by landing on the ladder like Spiderman, but Spin trumps him by shoving the ladder over from behind, sending Eric sailing over the top and into the cage HARD! Spin admires his work… but for a moment too long, as Darling is waiting for him with the DARLING DRIVER ON THE LADDER~! Completely nasty bump, and AD had enough left in the tank to drag himself over and get the pin! Spin is ELIMINATED. Darling goes to the floor to finish off what’s left of Eric, who is bleeding everywhere. Darling sends him to the cage several times, then to the post. Back in, but Eric gets a desperation mule kick to slow Darling down. Both guys up and they just slug it out. Wild lefts and rights as the crowd really begins to get into it. Eric gets a slight edge, backing Darling up to the ropes, and they end up fighting thru the ropes and to the floor. Darling whips Eric to the cage, but EOM runs up the cage and gets a moonsault instead! Nice! Eric catapults AD to the cage, and Darling comes up bleeding. EOM uses the stairs and we go back in. Darling goes to the eyes in desperation and tries a running crucifix bomb, but Eric falls off the back and they bang heads as Darling turns around. AD falls on top, one… two… but Eric kicks out. Darling up first and he tries a Boston crab, but Eric twists him off. Eric up now, but Darling counters a charge with SMACKDOWN~! Darling steals Eric’s move! Darling motions that he’s gonna use the frog splash, too, and goes to the top. Darling comes down with his variation of the EMAC ATTACK~! But, upon landing, Eric POPS HIM WITH THE CHAIN that Darling brought into the match nearly an hour ago!! Eric manages to drape an arm over Darling… one…two…THREE!! WINNER in 1:43:35 (34:33 of Ultimate Onslaught): ERIC O’MAC DAVIN MORELAND vs. DH MAGNUSSON[/u] “Calm Before the Storm” by Arcade fires up, and the crowd gets to their feet as the Intercontinental Champion DH Magnusson makes his way to the ring, carrying what appears to be a trusty logging chain. HUSS! DH sneers at Still Senior Referee Mel Creech, and hands him his belts and logging chain. The lights in the house go green and the Jumbotron goes dark. comes on and finally “Run DEA” fades onto the screen to a chorus of boos. That fades out to black and then “Davin Moreland” replaces that on the screen. As the loud section in the music kicks in, we get the typical highlights package with “no expense spared” pyro. Finally Davin Moreland appears with Samantha Darling at the top of the ramp. Davin is wearing his World Heavyweight Championship and a Mike Vanderjagt Colts Jersey, which is apparently a good way to piss off an Indiana crowd. They are booing him unmercifully, but Davin is simply smiling and waving. He walks his way into the ring after saying his goodbyes to Samantha, and hands his belt to Creech; and apparently, he still doesn’t like Creech. We’ll see how this goes! Creech calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY! DH starts yapping, and Davin says something that looks kind of like “take the cock out of your mouth”. Clearly, that doesn’t go over well, and DH SPEARS Davin out of his boots, and just starts blasting him in the face over and over. He grabs Davin’s hair and starts SMASHING the back of Davin’s head into the mat. FINALLY Creech comes over and starts a count, which prompts DH to step back. Davin is noticeably shaking out the cobwebs as he starts to get up. DH doesn’t wait and CHARGES him again, and walks right into a BIG BOOT! Davin drops to his knees and takes this opportunity to regain his bearings. Both men are up about the same time, and this time, they lock up. They lock up to a stalemate, but the Champ hits a CODEBREAKER out of nowhere, sending DH stumbling backward. Davin is on him quickly and starts SMASHING DH’s face into the turnbuckle. So much so, that boos finally come out, and Creech asks for a break. Davin takes half a step backward, before going back in, and unfortunately for him walks into a JERSEY HAMMER. The cover gets 2. DH is in control again, pulling Davin up and ROCKING him with uppercuts. He whips Davin to the ropes, and hits a THUNDERCRACK! That cover gets a longer two. DH now goes to work on the potentially still sore ribs of Davin, who, predictably, is now having trouble breathing. He whips Davin to the ropes, and hits a BIG POWER SLAM, and that cover gets two; and as Davin was kicking out, we see Firewoman, Phantos, Lucios, Alexander and Alexis Darling all making their way to the ring area. Oh yeah, they’re all carrying baseball bats; and a couple of them have two. Creech goes to the ropes to say hi, apparently, and DH stands frozen assessing the situation as well. Apparently, he doesn’t see Davin, who DRILLS Magnusson in the balls like Mike Vanderjagt (maybe a little to the right, but still effective) and the big man doubles over. Davin makes the “BANG” symbol, and DESTROYS Magnusson with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER. Everyone around the ring tells Creech to look now. He does and makes the academic count. WINNER by PINFALL (via nefarious means) in 18:13…DAVIN MORELAND! Post match, Run DEA spills into the ring with their bats, toss a couple to Davin and Samantha, and we’ve got ourselves a BAT PARTY! Head. Ribs. Knees. Arms. Face. DH Magnusson is quickly a bloody mess, and might be missing some teeth. His face is virtually unrecognizable when Davin holds his hand up and starts SCREAMING in DH’s face. Right about this time, “Skin” by Nonpoint fires up and the rest of Drink and Destroy comes charging out to the ring. Run DEA scatters and takes off through the crowd. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Doomy Doom Doom Doom V, Live October 26th from Springfield, Florida! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem/OOWF Tag Team Invitational 2008 Live! October 8th from Springfield, Kentucky! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Jack Quinn Oct 1, 2008 20:22:35 GMT -5 |
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THAT WAS AWESOME! *Clap clap clapclapclap*
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Spinch Sept 29, 2008 11:02:08 GMT -5 |
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Oh and one other thing... would it be possible to move this thread up above where the vote thread currently resides? Thanks.
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blownspot Sept 28, 2008 14:39:38 GMT -5 |
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D.H. Magnusson is SITTING~! in the ninth row of seats in the empty arena:
DHM: In life, it seems like everything comes full circle. A year ago, I was sittin' right here, in this same exact seat, watchin' three guys beat the hell outta eah other. One was pretendin' t'be a superhero, 'nother was...is...one th' most evil sadistic son of a bitches you'd ever lay eyes on, an' the third....The third was a tough as nails bastard who was just lookin' to lay a little pain on th' other two. Those three guys tore the house down an' tore each other apart. DHM: An' they loved every minute of it. The hero loved doin' what was right, and loved th' people for noticin' it. The evil bastard loved hurtin' people. An' the third guy? Far as I could tell, the third guy loved bein' in the middle of it all. He loved th' fight. DHM: An' after I started workin' here a coupla weeks later, that third guy wound up bein' my best friend in this company...After we got done knockin' the crap outta each other for about a month. DHM: Spin, you an' me...we been up an' down the road. We won belts together, we lost 'em together. We beat the hell outta Empty Team, KZ, The Defestrators, The Heels, Phantos and Lucios an' each other. An' win or lose, we were always still standin' in th' end. We shed blood and got bloodied. We broke bones an' got em broken for us. But in th' end, we just kept comin'. We walked through hell, an' came out smilin'. DHM: Now, it comes full circle. HELL ON EARTH! You an' me. You got another title shot, and here I am again. 'Cept this time I ain't sittin' out here. I'm gonna be up there, where I belong, facin' off with you. DHM: I think it th' part where I'm supposed t'say it ain't nothin' personal. But I ain't gonna lie. It's real damned personal. *smiles* DHM: An' it's gonna be a whole lotta fun. DHM: I love ya like a brother, Spin...An' come Sunday night, we are gonna beat the high holy hell outta each other like brothers only can. You want the Intercontinental Title, and I wanna keep it. We ain't at each others throats, we ain't got some big, convoluted history, no burnin' hatred...we're just a pair of big nasty bastards lookin' t'see who can outlast t'other. You get a shot at this belt...at MY belt. An' me? DHM: I get a chance t'show I deserve t'keep it. DHM: An' we both get the chance t'steal this show. Wouldn't have it any other way. *DHM gets up and starts walking towards the stairs before turning back to the camera* DHM: Loser buys th' beers, bro...I were you, I'd be lookin' for my piggy bank.
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karmic Sept 27, 2008 21:34:36 GMT -5 |
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Post show Davis Hightower is walking to his car in the parking lot when he is confronted by "The Main Event" Chris Cole.
CC: You stupid son of a bitch! DH: Don't do anything dumb Cole. I'm an OOWF official and if you lay a hand on me your ass will be suspended or worse you'll be fired. CC: Calm down Mr. Magoo. I'm not here to hit you. That would be cruel considering you are handicapped. DH: Excuse me. CC: You're more blind then this fan I met in Philly......or was it Detriot....I dunno I think his name was Roberts so something. You are more blind them him. DH: I don't need to take this abuse. CC: Oh yes you do. You need to see it. Cole pulls out a laptop and sets it on the roof of Hightower's car. He pulls up a YouTube Video Titled "Cole screwed out of Onslaught Title" DH: The match is already up on YouTube? CC: I have some loyal fans who look out for me. DH: Your Mother? CC: I'm this close to hitting you right now. Cole starts the video and we can clearly see Cole get his shoulder up just prior to the 3 count. DH: It was so close to call. It is purely a judgment call. CC: Well you made the wrong call and it cost me gold. Worse I had to listen to that god awful music of Seamus as he left the rign victorious over me. ME!!! I'm the greatest World Champion in OOWF history and I get defeated by Seamus McNasty? Seriously? You are warned Hightower. Next time you screw up its your head on a platter.
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National Champion Chris Cole Sept 25, 2008 8:59:57 GMT -5 |
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Sept 24, 2008 8:56:43 GMT -5 @fsolomon75 said: SYB: X X X X X X X X X XXX 300 Skurge: X X X X X X X X X XX9 299 The Amnesiac: X X X X X X X X X XX9 299 Fezzik: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 10 Dorothy: -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 0 Yeah, an exalt for actually knowing how many strikes it takes to shoot 300
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Road Warrior Shark Sept 24, 2008 15:44:36 GMT -5 |
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OOWF Rankings for 09/17/08[/u]
OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – LD Williams (+19, 34-15) 1. Alexander Darling – OOWF Intercontinental Champion (+9, 24-15) 2. Seamus McNasty – OOWF Onslaught Champion (+3, 26-23) 3. Davin Moreland (+15, 34-19) 4. Attitude Adjuster (+14, 25-11) 5. F. Fonzworth MacCappington III (+11, 33-22) 6. Moosehead Jack (+11, 26-15) 7. Eric O’Mac (+11, 25-14) 8. Skurge (+11, 25-14) 9. Lucios (+9, 33-24) 10. Phantos (+9, 33-24) 11. Firewoman (+8, 30-22) 12. The Dead (+8, 28-20) 13. DH Magnusson (+7, 34-27) 14. Chris Cole (+7, 23-16) 15. Tytan (+7, 14-7) 16. Poe (+7, 13-6) 17. The Amnesiac (+3, 12-9) 18. Spin Hansen (+2, 32-30) 19. Damon Wrath (+1, 17-16) 20. Tyson Kincaid (-2, 11-13) 21. Stank (-3, 19-22) 22. Concrete TG (-4, 14-18) 23. Blitz (-5, 23-28) 24. ZK DeBeers (-5, 4-9) 25. SYB (-6, 25-31) 26. Outback Jack (-8, 20-28) 27. Carl From Fresno (-10, 6-16) 28. WWE (-13, 16-39) 29. Justin Sane (-13, 2-15) 30. Ryan Hardcore (-14, 18-32) 31. Bunny (-15, 17-32) 32. Apocalyptic Existence (-17, 5-22) 33. TNA (-26, 8-34) OOWF World Tag Team Title Rankings[/u] OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Phantos & Lucios (+5, 23-18) 1. IHOP (+4, 16-12) 2. The Dead & Blitz (+1, 3-2) 3. Gods & Monsters (+1, 1-0) 4. The World’s Greatest Fag Team (E, 5-5) 5. Carl From Fresno & Bunny (-3, 0-3) 6. Cape Town Cannibals (-15, 0-15)
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From St. Catharines , Ontario Canada GODS & MONSTERS vs. CAPE TOWN CANNIBALS Angelo Barros is YOUR referee! WWE & TNA come down to the ring first, trying to look menacing, drawing mostly laughs from the fans. They look at each other dejectedly as they climb into the ring and pose for the crowd. "For Whom the Bell Tolls" starts up and Poe slowly walks out, glowering to the crowd from under the blood-soaked towel. He stops at the base of the ramp and glowers at CTC as he carefully removes the towel from his head. The Ultimo Inc ad plays, followed by "For the Love of God" by Steve Vai. Tytan rises slowly from under the entranceway. He's alone this time but walks up to Poe. (somewhere backstage, Kayfabe is restraining Firewoman - something about "Separate entrances"...) The two monsters are met by flying planchas from CTC but both are caught easily! Crowd oohs and aahs as Tytan shifts TNA into a gorilla press position before dropping him across the STEEL steps! Poe puts WWE on his shoulder and RAMS him into the ring post. The two giants leave WWE and TNA on the floor and enter the ring, Tytan removing his "Ultimo Inc" vest while Poe removes his duster. WWE is first to his feet and he slides into the ring. Poe gives WWE a look of disdain before nodding to Tytan. Tytan steps out of the ring and picks up the tag rope while Poe picks up WWE. The bell finally rings and WE ARE UNDERWAY. Poe starts by slinging WWE to a corner (where TNA should be but he hasn't gotten over there yet). WWE looks around groggily, wondering where his partner went. Poe methodically marches to the corner and starts throttling WWE. Barros starts the five count but a withering glare from Poe sends him scurrying out of the ring. Poe gathers WWE and hip tosses him back to the middle of the ring, stepping on him as he tags Tytan in. Tytan climbs in and gathers WWE, looking him over before deciding what to do. TNA is just getting into position in his corner. Tytan grins and drags WWE over to the corner, holding up WWE's hand for TNA to tag. TNA refuses at first, but Tytan insists - and knocks their heads together! Barros calls it as a tag (Fearing for his life) and TNA is forced to climb in. Tytan slides WWE under the bottom rope gently (and WWE careens into the barricade outside, pushing it back about a foot). TNA flails wildly at Tytan, who just stands there with a sick little grin on his face. Tytan palms TNA's face and walks him back to the other corner. With a nod he hoists TNA up in a gorilla press, does five reps and just drops him face first in the middle of the ring. Poe tagged in, who gathers TNA by the hair and hoists him up. He too does five reps but finishes it with a power bomb. He marches up to Tytan and tags him back in. Tytan gathers TNA and hoists him up, does TEN reps and finishes it with a power bomb. As they take turns mangling TNA, Dr. Podvod walks down, taking notes as Poe triple-power bombs TNA and throws him to the corner. Incensed, WWE tags himself in and charges Poe with a leaping punch. Poe catches WWE by the throat and tosses him - ONE-HANDED! - to Tytan, who catches WWE and slams him to the mat. Tytan climbs in and gathers WWE as Poe drags TNA's carcass out of the corner. Dr. Podvod nods as Tytan climbs up the corner with his victim and Poe hoists his over his shoulders. Tytan leaps off the middle rope! ULTIMO ENDING FOR WWE! Poe turns to stand over one carcass to plant the other! CRUCIFIXION ON TNA! The cover is merely a formality as Poe covers for the win. WINNERS in 7:34 - Poe and Tytan The two giants shake hands and leave separately. The janitorial staff is asked to clean up the mess in the middle of the ring. SPIN HANSEN vs. APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE Apocalyptic Existence and Chad Patton come to the ring first, Chad is carrying his trusty gym bag with him. They go over some last minutes strategy in the corner while Spin Hansen is announced. Spin comes to the ring, all business as usual and slides under the ropes. As soon as Spin gets into the ring, Patton yells NOW! And Apocalyptic Existence charges across the ring and attacks. AE catches Spin with a boot to the back of the head, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the mouth that sends Spin back against the ropes, where he gets his arms trapped between the top and the middle ropes! Spin is at the mercy of AE, which is not a good place to be. AE charges in and catches Spin with a boot to the face and hammers him with punches to the head while the referee works to free him. Finally after taking too many shots to the head, the referee gets Spin out of the ropes. Once he is freed, Spin drops to one knee trying to regain his composure. AE bounds off the ropes and charges, aiming a knee at the side of Spin’s head, but Spin moves out of the way and sweeps AE’s feet from beneath him! AE does a 360 and slams to the mat. Spin pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Spin pulls AE to his feet and peppers him with several forearms to the side of the head, then whips AE to the corner and follows him in with an avalanche. Spin sets AE on the top rope and climbs to the middle rope and grabs AE in a bear hug and throws him off the top rope with a release overhead suplex! AE flies across the ring and lands hard. Spin crawls across the ring and covers, but AE kicks out at two. Spin pulls AE to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then drops him on the top rope, hits the ropes and catches AE with a running forearm to the head that sends him off the rope, to the outside, crashing onto the floor. Chad Patton rushes over and helps AE to his feet and hands him his gym bag. Spin grabs AE by the head from inside the ring and starts to pull him onto the apron. AE swings the bag upward, trying to catch Spin with a shot to the head, but Spin catches the bag with the other hand and rips it out of AE’s grip! Spin holds the side of AE’s head with one hand, and with the other slams the bag into the side of his head! AE pretty much goes limp, and Patton looks horrified. Naturally the referee inside the ring didn’t see a thing. Spin pulls a barely conscious Apocalyptic Existence into the ring, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a THUNDEROUS spine buster. Spin gets to his feet and motions for the HAIR OF THE DOG! And the crowd goes nuts! Spin pulls AE up, and lifts him for a suplex, then DRIVES him to the mat! This one is over. Spin hooks the leg, one, two, three! WINNER in 5:24 – Spin Hansen DEAD & BLITZ vs. ZK DEBEERS & DAMON WRATH The unlikely team of Damon Wrath and ZK DeBeers are announced and come to the ring, separately. DeBeers tries to establish himself as the leader of the team, but Wrath pretty much completely ignores him. Dead and Blitz come to the ring, and Dead appears to be barking orders at Blitz, Blitz nods his head and gets a look of pure determination on his face. Blitz leaps over the top rope and immediately attacks DeBeers, backing him into the corner with chops and punches. Blitz tries a whip across the ring, but DeBeers reverses it and sends Blitz toward the corner. Blitz hops to the top rope, and in one fluid motion, spins and catches a charging DeBeers with a perfect cross body block for a two count. DeBeers powers out and quickly crawls to his corner and tags in Damon Wrath. Blitz tags in The Dead, and they slowly circle in the middle of the ring, then lock up. Wrath slips behind Dead and lifts him off his feet, then slams him to the mat, but Dead sits out of the move and gets right back to his feet and tries a round house kick, but Wrath avoids it and catches Dead with a stiff kick to the side of his knee. Dead takes a few steps back and shakes his leg. Wrath grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Dead ducks and heads to the opposite ropes and makes the blind tag to Blitz. Dead slides between Wrath’s legs and gets to his feet, when Wrath turns around to face Dead, Blitz springs off the top rope and takes Wrath to the mat with a bulldog. Blitz rolls him over and covers, but DeBeers breaks it up at two. Blitz pulls Wrath to his feet and catches him with several kicks to the ribs and side of the head, then hits the ropes and charges, but Wrath elevates Blitz and brings him down across his knee driving all the air out of him. Wrath grabs Blitz and hits a half-nelson suplex that folds Blitz up. Wrath gets to his feet and waits for Blitz to get to his feet, Blitz struggles up and Wrath is about to charge, when DeBeers reaches out and tags himself into the match. DeBeers steps between the ropes, and charges at Blitz, but Blitz catches DeBeers with a drop toe hold, hanging him up on the second rope. Blitz pulls the referee aside and feigns an injury to his knee. While the referee is checking on that, The Dead runs down the apron and drops a leg across the back of DeBeers head. DeBeers falls back into the ring and suddenly Blitz is ok again. Blitz pulls DeBeers to his feet and hits a double chicken wing release suplex, then tags in Dead. Dead steps between the ropes and waits for DeBeers to get to his feet, when he does, Dead hits CLOSE THE CASKET! DeBeers is DEAD! Dead tags Blitz in, and Blitz springs to the top rope and hits the AJ Styles springboard 360 splash! Blitz hooks the leg, one, two, THREE! Wrath never even moved to step into the ring. WINNERS in 5:54 – Dead & Blitz After the match, Damon Wrath does the partnerly thing and helps DeBeers to his feet. DeBeers shoves him hard and screams at him for not breaking up the pin. Wrath counters that DeBeers should not have tagged himself in. The two go nose to nose arguing, then Wrath shoves DeBeers away and turns to walk away when DeBeers reaches into his pocked, grabs Wrath and spins him back around and BLASTS HIM with a shot to the face. Wrath drops like he has been shot, and suddenly there appears to be a lot of change on the mat. A lot of quarters. Almost as if a roll of quarters had been broken open. Curious. ZK DeBeers sneers and stands over the unconscious Damon Wrath and poses for the crowd, who all boo him loudly. Finally he leaves the ring and heads to the back. ERIC O’MAC vs. OUTBACK JACK Each man enters the ring with an intense amount of focus. The referee calls for the opening bell as the two stare each other down in the middle of the ring. Eric O'Mac begins to say something that is undecipherable because of the crowd noise. Outback Jack seems to smile for a moment and then takes a step back. Eric begins to laugh until Jack steps forward with a vicious punch that connects squarely to the side of Eric's head. O'Mac begins to backpedal as Jack continues to lay haymaker after haymaker. Eric gets backed into the corner and Jack winds up for another punch. Eric somehow is able to duck the big right hand and gets himself out of the corner. Outback Jack turns around just in time for his jaw to meet the knuckles of Eric O'Mac. Now Eric gains control and starts peppering Jack with rights and lefts. Now it's Jack who has his back to the corner, and Eric shows no signs of letting up. Jack's head snaps back from a brutal punch and Eric backs up and charges the corner. Jack manages to get a boot up, however, and makes solid contact with Eric's face, stopping him in his tracks. Jack roars out of the corner and drops Eric with a back elbow. Eric quickly gets to his feet as Jack is charging once again, but this time Eric is a step quicker and takes Jack down with a drop toe hold. Eric follows up by dropping an elbow directly into Jack's sternum. Eric goes for another, but Jack rolls away and Eric catches nothing but mat. Both men get up to their feet and begin slugging it out once more. Jack gains the advantage and sends Eric into the ropes, but Eric comes leaping back with a flying forearm. Jack stumbles backwards but catches himself on the ropes and avoids going down. Eric runs in and tries to clothesline him over the top rope and onto the floor, but he's telegraphed it and Jack is able to lift him high for a back-body drop to the floor. Eric looks like he's had the wind knocked out of him as he struggles to get to his feet. Jack makes his way to the outside and catches a semi-upright Eric with an overhand right. Eric stumbles backwards but somehow maintains his balance. Jack grabs Eric and tries to whip him into the barricade, but Eric reverses it and Jack crashes into it ribs-first. Eric picks up Jack and rolls him back into the ring. He follows and begins laying the boots to Outback Jack. Somehow Jack catches Eric's boot and shoves him away, allowing Jack to get back to his feet. Eric catches Jack in the stomach with a boot and attempts to whip Jack into the corner. Jack puts the brakes on, however, and instead pulls Eric back in towards him and delivers a devastation shoulder to Eric's face. Eric falls backwards clutching at his head, and soon blood begins to trickle from between his fingers. Eric props himself up on one knee and looks at the amount of blood covering his hands. Eric appears to have a severe cut under his right eye and a busted and bloodied nose. Eric looks down at the mat where his blood is dripping and begins to smile. He gets to his feet and motions for Jack to "bring it". Jack obliges and the two slug it out. Apparently the blood has lit a fire under Eric, because he is firing on all cylinders. Jack is able to get a few punches in but right now the fight is being controlled by Eric O'Mac. Eric sends Jack hard into the ropes, and Jack comes storming back with a clothesline. Eric ducks it and catches Jack on the bounce-back with a sick spinning back elbow that sends Jack reeling. Eric charges at Jack and tackles him. He throws punch after punch at Jack's head. Jack is trying to block as many as he can, but a good portion of the punches are finding their mark. The referee jumps in to break it up, and after a few more punches, Eric reluctantly backs off. Jack gets to his feet and he's doing some bleeding of his own. His lip and mouth are busted wide open and he's got a nasty bruise forming over his eye. Jack feels his face and now he smiles as well. Both men's faces look like something out of a horror movie, but neither man seems disturbed by this in the least. They go right back at each other, and the blood is flying everywhere. Jack throws a heavy punch that connects and sends Eric staggering backwards, but then Eric steps up and throws a vicious punch of his own. Jack staggers backwards but also refuses to go down. Both men continue to land slow, heavy punches, but each man is too resilient (or too stubborn) to go down. Eric is finally able to duck a punch and begins to choke Outback Jack! The referee begins to give his warning as Jack reaches out and grabs Eric by the throat! Both men are having trouble breathing but neither will break the hold. Eric pushes Jack into the corner to try and gain some leverage, but Jack reverses it and he now has Eric in the corner. The referee continues to plead with both men to break their holds, but eventually has had enough and calls for the bell. WINNER in 15:57 - NO CONTEST Both men continue to try and choke the life out of one another and the referee is forced to call security into the ring. After much struggling, security is able to divide the two men. They continue to stare each other down, however, and then begin to yell at one another. Suddenly, both men break free of security and begin to attack each other once more. Both men are battered and bruised, but neither seems to give a damn at the moment. Fists and blood fly in the middle of the ring until security is once again able to pull these two apart. After the two men are finally taken away from the ring area, the referee signals for the cleanup crew to mop up some of the blood before the next match. IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. INSANE HOMELESS BUNNY – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Elimination Title Match Insane Homeless Bunny is introduced first. No rap as they come down, they appear to be all business. IHOP & The Amnesiac are down next, and are accompanied by the giant Fezzik. IHB attacks as a unit, sending Skurge tumbling to the arena floor and sending the Champions scurrying. Referee Mel Creech manages to establish some order and we kick off with SYB and Carl From Fresno. SYB poses and draws the ire of the crowd. He yells “Look, a Sandwich!” The distraction lets SYB get the advantage on Carl. Side Headlock. Into the ropes for a clothesline. SYB picks Carl up and slams him to the mat. SYB tries to drop an elbow, but no one is home. Carl rolls to his corner and tags in Bunny. Bunny Springboards off the tope rope and connects with a forearm. Hurrincanrana. Rolling Thunder. Cover for a 2 count. SYB low blows Bunny and tags in Skurge. Skurge is greeted with a dropkick and stumbles into a neutral corner. Tag to Justin. Bunny kneels in front of Skurge and Justin NAILS Poetry in Motion! Amnesiac tries to equal things out, but Creech keeps him at bay. Carl is in and whips Skurge into the ropes, as he and Justin hit a 3D! Bunny comes flying off with a Double Jump Twisting Moonsault! Bunny rolls out of the ring and Justin covers Skurge for the 1…2…3! Skurge has been eliminated Amnesiac comes in and decks Justin. Scoop Slam. Amnesiac drops an elbow. Lung Blower on Justin Sane. Amnesiac covers for 1…2… and Carl is in to break up the pin. SYB enters and gets thrown through the ropes and hits the rings steps as he hits the floor by Bunny. Carl and Justin go High/Low on Amnesiac and lay him out. Carl picks him up, Michinoku Driver! Justin goes up top and hits The Moment of Clarity! Cover and 1…2…3! The Amnesiac has been eliminated The crowd is electric as SYB gingerly re-enters the ring. Suddenly, a man is seen riding down the ramp on horseback. Grey Goatee and black gloves. He approaches the ring, sword drawn. It Can’t Be! The Six Fingered Man! Count Grogan has arrived at ringside! SYB takes advantage of everyone’s shock and hits the Jersey Turnpike on Justin. A quick DDT and he gets a 1..2…3! Justin Sane has been eliminated Bunny charges in and tangles with SYB. They go at it full tilt, throwing fists, elbows, chops and even a head butt from Bunny. SYB staggers back and Bunny launches himself at SYB. SYB rolls through it and ends up with a small package on Bunny. A handful of tail and it’s a 1..2…3! Bunny has been eliminated Carl rushes in the ring attacks. SYB is clearly gassed, and ducks out of the ring. Carl attempts to plancha on top of SYB, but Fezzik steps in the way and Carl lands on him! Fezzik stumbles about as Carl holds tightly around the behemoth’s neck. Fezzik backs in to each ring post once, trying to shake the man off his back, but slowly fades and falls to the floor unconscious. Carl gets up and eats a chair shot from SYB. Mel Creech doesn’t see this, as his attention has been taken by a man in a black cloth mask. THE DRED PIRATE ROBERTS! SYB drags Carl into the ring and hurls him into the corner. He grabs Creech and pulls him aside. Roberts climbs to the apron, knocks Carl out cold with the handle of his sword, and races to the back. Creech turns around, SYB hits the Hebrew Hammer on Carl and gets the 1…2…3! WINNERS in 16:23 - IHOP & The Amnesiac FIREWOMAN vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. TYSON KINCAID – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match There are a lot of interesting dynamics in the ring right now, and it'll be interesting to see how they play out in this match. The bell rings we're underway, except for Attitude Adjuster, who promptly take the sound of the bell as his cue to roll out under the bottom rope. Firewoman makes an automatic lunge towards him, referee Davis Hightower is already in her way, imploring AA to get back into the ring. AA responds by taunting Fire, who tries unsuccessfully to get past Hightower. Kincaid spins Fire around by the shoulder and looks to be trying to talk to her, but she responds with a quick go-behind and roll-up! 1... One count only and Kincaid kicks out, but the look of AA's face tells the story; he's just been reminded that he doesn't have to pin the champion to win the title. Meanwhile in on the inside, the look on Tyson Kincaid's face tells a completely different story as he fixes a stare at Firewoman, until Seamus barrels out of the corner with a big-time body check that sends the unaware Kincaid hard into the corner. Firewoman cuts AA off as he tries to make his way into the ring with a flurry of punches, kicks and forearm shots that send him falling to the outside, with her in pursuit. Seamus buries several elbows into Tyson's head while he's trapped in the corner before whipping him across the ring and charging in, getting a boot for his effort. Second attempt gets the same result, and it turns Seamus around, giving Kincaid the opening for a chop- lock, taking the big Irishman out at the knees! Kincaid back to his feet, and hits a shining wizard to the back of Seamus' head! Cover and a hook of the leg... 1... 2... Kick out by Seamus, and Kincaid latches on a chin lock. On the outside Firewoman is still fully on the attack, whipping AA into the rail. AA hits his knees, begging off, but Firewoman isn't having any of it! She grabs the champ by the head, pulling him up, but AA responds with a savage rake to the eyes, blinding her! AA takes Firewoman headfirst into the rail, then brings up his boot, dragging her face across the bootlaces before letting the ringside fans know how smart he is. Back in the ring, Seamus has fought back up to a vertical base, and he's managed to turn into the chin lock, causing it to become side lock, that he shoves his way out of. Tyson hits the ropes, and Seamus has the big boot ready, but Tyson slides under, grabbing the base leg and pulling up into a Lion-Tamer! Seamus isn't quite close enough to the ropes, and it looks like he might...NO! AA grabs Seamus' hand and drags him into the ropes, forcing the break! AA sticks a thumb in Seamus' eye on his way back into the ring, and he shares a look with Kincaid before both men start putting the boots to Seamus! Pick up by both men as they load him up...Double Slingshot suplex! AA and Tyson exchange a quick high-five before AA instructs Kincaid to pick up the Irishman again, but AA goes for a quick schoolboy of Kincaid! He's got two big handfuls of tights, as Hightower slides in... 1... 2... Shoulder roll at 2 and half by Tyson, and he pops up LIVID at AA! Attitude Adjuster suddenly goes into peacemaker mode, but Tyson is having none of it! He grabs AA and... SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE from the apron from Firewoman! Kincaid and AA go down hard, and the crowd ROARS as Firewoman kips up before delivering a flying knee drop to Kincaid! Firewoman hooks the leg and 1... 2... The pin is broken up by AA, who drags Firewoman up and backwards by her hair! AA sets up for an inverted DDT, but Seamus is back up, and he grabs AA by the back of the head and sets HIM up for an inverted DDT, before powering him up into a standing powerslam! 1... 2... Firewoman breaks up the pin, and Seamus gets up patting Firewoman on the head...With gets his a slap across the face that sounds like a rifle going off! That got his attention! He grabs Firewoman, and buries a quick knee to her midsection before loading her up for what looks like it's going to be the Wild Irish Rover...Until a dropkick from Kincaid sends him over the top rope! Seamus tumbles out and lands on his feet, but catches two feet from Firewoman as she leaps to the second rope and turns around, catching Kincaid with a springboard bulldog! That's the setup, and the FIRESTOMP~! is the payoff! Kincaid is out! Fire rolls him over... And AA spins her around and LEVELS her with big right hand! Firewoman drops like a sack of wet oatmeal, amidst a shower of quarters! Attitude Adjuster covers her, a sick smile on his face: 1... 2... NO! Seamus is back in the ring, delivering a running boot to AA! He's quick to capitalize with another boot to the face, and he quickly grabs AA up fires him off into the ropes...IRISH CAR BOMB! The leg is hooked: 1... 2... 3!~ WINNER VIA PINFALL in 14:54 and NEW ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION: SEAMUS McNASTY! B PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match The Fag Team jumps the champs at the bell before they can get the titles off. FFM tosses Phantos to the floor, and they double team Lucios in the corner. They pound away, then get a slam and leg drop combo. Phantos springboards back in and clotheslines FFM and Ryan down. He kicks the hell out of Ryan, but MacCappington tackles him to stop that, and things settle down with Ryan and Lucios. Lucios uses his size to gain the advantage and Hardcore takes a crazy bump off a shoulder block. Another oversell off a backdrop, and Hardcore is tangled in the ropes. Lucios takes a couple of shots, and then frees him, and Ryan goes to the eyes to escape for good. Tag to FFM, but he eats a drop toehold, and tag to Phantos and the champs get some double team work in. Quick tags in and out as they target the leg, trying to get the big man off his feet. Phantos slingshots over and down on the knee. He tries a figure four, but FFM kicks him off and into the WGFT corner, and Ryan gets a sucker punch in. Phantos staggers around, and FFM boots him right out of the ring. Ryan hops down and gets some shots in before Lucios chases him off. Back in, and FFM flattens Phantos with a leg drop and tags in Ryan. Hardcore comes in with a double stomp off the top, then a rolling thunder senton. Ryan slaps Lucios to draw him in, and the heels do some cheating, complete with the "slap hands to fake a tag" thing, and FFM winds up clobbering Phantos in the corner. The Fag Team spends the next 4-5 minutes just killing Phantos before Phantos reverses an Irish whip, sending Ryan into FFM and Phantos dives for the hot tag to Lucios! Lucios is in and nails Ryan, then a power slam. MacCappington back in and Lucios kicks him in the gut and gets a pump handle slam. Hardcore tries a running enziguri, but Lucios ducks it, then grabs Hardcore from the mat and gives him a German suplex in one motion. FFM decks him from behind though and sets up for GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS~! But Phantos comes off with a missile dropkick to Lucios' back, causing FFM to fall back with Lucios on top! One, two... but Ryan makes the save! Hardcore dropkicks Phantos to the floor, and the Fag Team sets up what looks to be a double team with FFM coming off the top rope. MacCappington's ready to go, and Ryan tries a uranage, but Lucios overpowers him and whips him into the corner! Hardcore's head goes straight into FFM's crotch! FFM falls to the floor, and when Ryan stumbles back to the middle of the ring, Lucios drills him with a T-Bone Suplex. Phantos hits a moonsault for good measure, and Lucios pins Hardcore to retain the titles. WINNERS in 20:13 and STILL OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: PHANTOS & LUCIOS After the match FFM climbs back into the ring and tries to help his partner up, but Hardcore smacks his hand away. FFM immediately bristles and asks him why the hell he would do that, Hardcore just stares at MacCappington, then softens a bit and slaps MacCappington on the back. The two slowly leave the ring together and head to the back. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DH MAGNUSSON vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match The crowd cheers politely as D.H. Magnusson makes his way to the ring, then switches to boos as Chris Cole enters the arena. “There Can Be Only One” booms over the sound system and the crowd erupts. The Intercontinental Champion, Alexander Darling, steps onto the stage and pauses for “Prelude 12/21” before heading to the ring to “Princes of the Universe”. Alex enters the ring and holds the title up with one hand before handing it to referee Mel Creech, who displays it to the crowd and calls for the bell. DHM sprints across the ring, but Alex sidesteps and he hits the corner hard. Alex turns to attack, but gets clobbered by a clothesline from Cole. Cole slings Alex to the ropes, and hooks his arm on the return trip, sending Alex spinning through the air and wrenching his damaged shoulder. Cole pulls Alex to his feet, but DHM spins him around, kicks him in the stomach, and plants him with a DDT. DHM grabs Alex and lifts him with a flying hammerlock before slamming him face-first into the mat. DHM rolls Alex over, but Cole yanks him away before he can cover. Cole & DHM lock up, and DHM powers him back to the corner, clubbing away with punches. An Irish whip sends Cole hard into the opposite turnbuckles, and DHM follows him in with a shoulder block. DHM lifts Cole and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up for a superplex, but Cole fights back. They exchange punches, and DHM falls back, but hooks Cole’s head and drives him to the mat with a DDT. Alex pounces on DHM, flips him over and drives his face into the mat with a Curb stomp, then dives onto Cole and hooks the leg, but Cole just manages to roll a shoulder before the three. Alex scoops him up for a body slam, but Cole slips out, dropping behind Alex and pulling him back into a Backstabber. Cole flips Alex over and plants his knee in his shoulder, tying up his arm and leaning back. Alex screams in pain, but refuses to submit. It looks like Alex might pass out from the pain, but DHM kicks Cole in the face, forcing him to release the hold, and wrenching Alex’s shoulder further in the process. DHM pulls Cole to his feet and levels him with the Jersey Hammer, then tosses him over the ropes to the floor. DHM moves in on Alex as he gets up, and Alex catches him with a shot to the midsection. DHM doubles over, and Alex drives a knee into his forehead. Alex shoves DHM into the corner and hits a series of punches and kicks, then whips him across the ring. DHM puts on the brakes and pulls Alex back, catching him with a release overhead suplex. DHM plants Alex with a body slam, delivers a few kicks, and goes to the ropes, but Cole pulls down the ropes, toppling him to the outside. Cole slides into the ring and drives an elbow into Alex’s shoulder and makes a cover, but Alex kicks out. Cole rolls to his feet as DHM gets back in the ring, and greets him with an elbow to the face. Cole lifts DHM for the Headliner, but Alex catches him with a low blow from behind. Cole drops DHM, who lands on his head and gets tangled in the ropes. As Cole staggers, Alex hooks him from behind and rolls him up for the three. WINNER, and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 14:47, Alexander Darling. LD WILLIAMS vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match The house lights go dark briefly before the first guitar strains of “Pull Me Under” start. The crowd is in full-throat booing mode; and that’s to be expected. This is a home game for the Champ. Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling both make their way down the ramp, and they seem both unaffected, and to have expected this reaction. There are a few “SQUEE”s, but it’s really muted. Even the kids cheering is muted. Davin takes off his robe folds it and hands it to Samantha. They nod to each other, and she makes her way to the outside. “Jekyll and Hyde” from Petra starts up with requisite pyro; and St. Catherines goes ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT, and there’s a legitimate chance of the roof blowing off the joint. LD Williams has a HUGE smile on his face and raises his belt high for everyone to see. It’s a slow walk down the ramp, and he’s even slapping hands with the fans. It’s not very often Williams gets the full-on face treatment. Finally Williams gets into the ring, and is surprised to see Davin giving him what seems to be a genuine round of applause. LD hands the belt to Senior OOWF Referee Mel Creech, who holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Creech hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY! Davin and LD circle each other to start, doing some hand-fighting…a real Greco-Roman start. Finally Davin is able to grab a wrist, turn it into an arm-wringer, and then a hammerlock. LD slaps his shoulder twice (required) and just EXPLODES out of the hold by a hard spin and a quick, hard Greco-Roman takedown. LD immediately shifts into a Fujiwara Arm bar, and Davin is in trouble already. Creech actually moves from where he was standing to check on Davin, but YOU CAN’T MAKE DAVIN TAP! Davin, in an extraordinary show of strength gets to his knees, and then eventually to his feet, with LD still applying the hold! Davin grabs LD’s foot with his other arm and swings him UP and DOWN with a HUGE MODIFIED POWERBOMB! LD obviously releases the hold finally, and Davin quickly bails out of the ring near Samantha in a tremendous amount of pain. He has her check for a dislocation, but she doesn’t find one. Samantha pats Davin on the head, and Davin flips her off jokingly before rolling back into the ring. LD is STILL out but is stirring. Davin tries to shake his arm out, and gets to LD. Davin shoves him in the corner, and starts ASSAULTING LD with Chops (no Woos, because, well, they’re not happy with this turn of events) with his good arm. Davin quickly jumps and gets a leg lock on LD’s head, and snaps off a SWEET HURRICARANA! Wasting no time, Davin goes to the top and faces the crowd. He leaps and HITS a beautiful MOONSAULT and floats into the cover. That gets two. Davin’s quick to his feet, and hits a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT and floats THAT into a cover, that only gets two as well. Davin pulls up LD and WHIPS him into the corner, and CHARGES in NAILING LD with a SPEAR! You could almost hear the air blow out of LD’s lungs on that one as he collapsed to the mat. Davin goes up top again and he’s gonna fly! HESITATION SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Davin floats into that cover…1, 2, th…NO! At the last second LD kicks out, and Davin looks perplexed. He seems to shift gears, and quickly locks in a SHARPSHOOTER, and it’s in a good spot! Davin starts with the “ask him” requests, and LD is hurting, but certainly isn’t going out like this. Davin is too big to drag across the ring, but through the POWER of the SHAKY ARM, and using some insane leg strength, he is able to KICK DAVIN OFF and send him flying…RIGHT INTO MEL CREECH! REF BUMP! Both Davin and LD get to their feet slowly and notice that Creech is down. They both kind of shrug and lockup in the middle of the ring, which draws a HUGE ovation. Finally, Davin shoves LD off into the ropes, and chases after him, stops short and catches LD on the rebound, hitting him with a HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! He looks over to Creech, and slaps him around a bit trying to wake him up, but it’s no use. Davin saunters over to attack LD, but LD TRIPS him and Davin lands throat first on the rope, and he kind of hangs there. LD is up quickly, and showing some impressive agility, LEAPFROGS Davin, spins in mid-air and STUN GUNS DAVIN on the rope as lands on his feet out on the floor. Samantha comes over and starts yelling at LD, and LD starts yelling back. Everyone is focused on these two arguing, and NOBODY sees Davin hit a FLYING REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! Russ: BAH GAWD! Oh Dear Sweet Jesus Christ on a Cracker he might have killed him. LD is clearly out and this time Davin pats Samantha on the head, and gets the one-fingered salute in return. Davin smirks and goes over to the timekeepers table and grabs the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Belt. He considers putting it around his waist, but instead tosses it in the ring. He picks up LD like a sack of potatoes, and heads up to the top turnbuckle. It looks like he’s going to try a TOP ROPE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! He gets LD into position, and all of a sudden, Concrete TG comes down the ramp to a big ovation! Davin can’t believe Crete would dare interfere in this match, but that brief second of hesitation was all it takes for the Champ who, on the top turnbuckle, manages to slip out of Davin’s grasp, hit a waistlock, turn around, and hit a TOP ROPE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX just as Crete gets into the ring. Davin is likely dead. LD finally sees Crete and they start a little yapfest, pretty much punctuated by LD telling Crete to “Get the fuck out”, and turns his back, and spots the Championship. Creech is stirring. Davin is stirring. LD has the belt, but CRETE GRABS IT! He’s not going to let LD win this way! After a few tugs back and forth, LD intentionally lets go, and Crete falls backward with the belt; smashing it over Davin’s head in the process as Davin was back to his knees. He’s not anymore. Crete tries to apologize to the unconscious guy, but clearly that’s not working out so well. Crete is clearly crestfallen and just slumps his was out of the ring, but gets a couple of slaps and an earful from Samantha. It just so happens that Creech wakes up just as LD rolls Davin over for the academic three count. WINNER in 19:41 by PINFALL….L.D. WILLIAMS! LD WILLIAMS retains the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship STANK vs. CONCRETE TG – Moosehead Jack Special Guest Referee “Scarecrow” by Ministry starts up, and Moosehead Jack heads down the ramp to a chorus of boos and in a SPIFFY OOWF Referee’s Shirt. He’s taunting the fans by pointing to the logo, and making the International Sign for “Calling it right down the middle”. He climbs through the ropes and slumps in the corner. “With Jupiter In Mind” starts up and Concrete Takaken Gryfon comes out to thunderous applause. He slaps hands and talks to the kids in the crowd before getting into the ring and eyeing Moose warily. “Skin” by Nonpoint starts with requisite pyro, and the crowd is even louder for Stank as he makes his way down the ramp. He’s clearly NOT in a good mood, but although he’s wearing a brace on his right knee, seems to have no ill effects. He slowly climbs into the ring, not taking his eyes off of Crete. Moose IMMEDIATELY calls for the bell. WE’RE UNDERWAY! Moose slumps back in the corner, as Stank starts yapping at Crete, and Crete appears to be pleading his case. Stank UNLEASHES a Wicked Right Hand, which knocks Crete off his feet. Stank locks in a chin lock with a knee in the back. It’s actually pretty close to a choke, but when Crete looks over; Moose just shrugs and goes back to doing nothing. Crete uses SHAKY ARM POWER, and makes his way up to a Vertical Base. Crete finally gets upright, and hits a JAWBREAKER on Stank. Crete quickly turns around…WHAM-DDT on Stank and Stank is down. Crete briefly looks over at Moose who is golf-clapping that last move. Crete pulls a woozy Stank up, and lands a couple of Right Hands which forces Stank into the corner. A couple of CHOP-WOOs from Crete, and then Crete gets up on the turnbuckle, and gets a leg lock around Stank’s head. Crete’s looking for a Hurricarana! But before Crete can snap it off, Stank almost appears to come to. He reaches up and POWERBOMBS Crete. He hangs on, and hits ANOTHER POWERBOMB! He STILL Hangs on…It’s a STANKBOMB! Stank covers, and Moose seems to give a pretty normal count; it gets 2. Stank simply gets up, and runs the ropes…STANKONIA 2.0! Another cover for Stank; and Moose only gets to two before Crete kicks out. Stank pulls Crete up and pulls him in the air for what looks to be a Delayed Vertical Suplex, but Stank lets go of Crete in the air and steps back. He catches Crete on the way down and hits a BIG PILEDRIVER on Crete! Crete’s in trouble! Stank covers, and that gets a LONG 2 from Moose, who seems to be enjoying showing Stank the number “2” with his hands. Stank pulls a Near-Death Crete to his feet, and LOCKS ON THE SOUTHERN COMFORT! Oh my GOODNESS it’s rare to see Stank going all technical and submissive-y. Crete is struggling, and Stank is screaming “ASK HIM” to Moose, who responds “You Don’t have to yell”. Moose leans in close to check on Crete who appears unresponsive. It’s time for the THREE ARM RAISE! Predictably, the first two times, the arm falls limply down, but by the POWER of the SHAKY ARM, Crete refuses to quit and tells Moose so. Stank cinches the hold in tighter; and as he does so, Crete’s hand reflexively goes up, and it happens to graze Moose on the chin. Moose collapses to the mat like FF shot him…REF BUMP! Stank seems kind of unsure as to what to do; so he finally releases Crete and takes a couple of steps away. Suddenly, HERE COMES DAVIN MORELAND DOWN THE RAMP (in a “Crete and Moosey T-Shirt?”)! He’s got a BAT and MURDER in his eyes after Crete cost him the title tonight! He slides into the ring just as Crete is able to get to his knees. Davin unleashes a huge swing, but Crete ducks at the last second; and Stank, still facing away from the action, gets BLASTED IN HIS BAD KNEE WITH THE BAT! Stank COLLAPSES to the mat. Davin doesn’t take any time to grieve, and wheels around and DRILLS Crete in the RIBS with the bat. Crete is trying desperately to apologize, but Davin swings again; Crete SIDESTEPS Davin, and Davin’s momentum carries the barrel of the bat RIGHT INTO STANK’S BAD KNEE AGAIN! Davin gets up quickly, in time to see Crete charging; and Crete gets the STING BAT TREATMENT in the gut, followed by a huge BLAST TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Davin screams “I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS!” The crowd is NOT booing; because, well, Crete kinda deserved it. Davin drags the lifeless body of Crete and drapes it over Stank who is flat on his back, and apparently paralyzed with pain. Davin puts the bat in Crete’s hand and slides out of the ring and up the ramp to a mixed reaction. MIRACULOUSLY, Moose wakes up just in time to see Crete lying on Stank, and makes a quick 3-Count. WINNER in 17:21 by PINFALL…CONCRETE TG! Post-match, Crete comes to, and sees the bat in his hand, and the lifeless Stank on the mat. He also sees Moose golf-clapping him, so Crete tries to get to his feet and explain. Moose apparently isn’t interested and NAILS Crete with the CHIMERA DRIVER! Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Hell On Earth IV/4 Year Anniversary Show, Live September 28 from Dayton, Ohio! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! September 24th, from Ironwood, Michigan! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Alexander Darling and Davin Moreland are taking a stealth approach as they walk through the OOWF hallways knowing just how chaotic they've gotten. They left Fire and Carl back at the suites to finish tending to Phantos and Lucios while Samantha went out to the front to wait for the ambulance.
Davin Moreland: Just let me get one shot...for old-times sake. Alexander: It's not needed. You've already pushed him down the card, let me finish the job and push him off the card. Davin: Then why even ask me to come along? Alexander: Two reasons basically. One, I want you to watch my back because it isn't the best idea to be walking alone back here right now. Davin: And the second? Alexander: I want to be clear and tell you this isn't an apology in the slightest. BUT I've been talking to someone and I realized a few things. Davin: About what? Alexander: This war and our place in it. For a long time you were the flag-bearer and we all fell in-line behind you but that wasn't right. We all should have been standing with you instead of behind you and no one should have gotten upset wit you if you felt the need to step in another direction. Davin: Seriously, when did you become such an emo bitch. Just get to the fucking point. Alexander stops to turn and looks Davin in the eye. Alexander: My FUCKING point is that we never should have held you to a higher standard than we hold ourselves. The only standard you need to be held up to is the one you set for yourself. And as of right now, I know that standard is L.D. Williams and the World Championship. So you go out there and take L.D. down and bring that gold to THE BEST STABLE that this company has EVER seen. Davin: That almost sounded like the old Alex. The one who didn't give a shit about anyone but his own. Alexander: No, this is the new and improved Alexander who knows exactly what he needs to do and how to do it. Davin: And what's that? Alexander: This... And with that Alexander kicks the door to "The Main Event" Chris Cole's locker room in and just as he's about to charge in he stops dead in his tracks and we now see the reason as DH Magnusson and Spin Hansen are finishing a beatdown of Chris Cole and Harper Camby. Both turn as they kick the downed members of Team Bennett one last time. DH: Fancy seeing you rich boy. Alexander: You couldn't leave a little piece for me, could ya Mags? DH: I figured with you being all emo and having a limp arm, I'd do you the solid and make sure you didn't have to watch your back tonight. Alexander: Awfully nice of ya. You won't mind if I get a few words into Cole, would ya? DH: Be my guest, Spin and myself were just going to look for some more chaos. As DH and Spin start to walk away, Alexander gives Davin a look. Davin gives a look back that seems to be asking "Are you sure?" and Alexander nods in the affirmative. Davin nods, spins Hansen around, and pins him against the wall as Alexander dives and takes DH out at the knees. Spin tries to fight away from Davin, but Davin holds him hard against the wall. Davin: This is between them, let them handle it Spin. Spin continues to struggle but Davin has him held firm as Alexander stands over DH as he vainly tries to get to his feet. DH: I knew yous was nothin' but a bitch. Hittin' a man from behind. Alexander: That's where you're wrong DH. This ain't about bein' a bitch. This is about evenin' the odds. See, I gave you the chance a few weeks ago to have MY belt. You decided to give me a second chance and I'm much obliged but you should know better. You don't give people like me second chances. Cuz it always winds up screwing you Mags. See, I ain't got nothin' against you, 'cept you want something I have and I'm not just gonna give it up. Alexander places his sledgehammer on DH's ankle. I may be going into this match with one arm and that's a disadvantage I can't really afford. Alexander picks the sledgehammer up and slams it hard as he can and we all expect to hear the sickening crunch of DH's ankle but it never happens and we see a crack on Cole's locker room floor. If I wanted to break your ankle, I could do it right now but it's not worth it when there are bigger fish to fry. Just remember Mags, I may be a rich punk bitch, but me and you...we come from the same place. Never forget who I am and what I'm capable of doing at any time. Alexander reaches down with his good hand and extends it to DH to help him to his feet. Mags looks at him for a moment before accepting it and hopping to his feet. DH: We'll finish this in the ring. Alexander: Wouldn't have it any other way. Alexander turns back towards Davin who has already let Spin go and he's walked over to his partner and helps him back to the Destroyatorium. Davin turns towards Darling and just gives him a look, Davin: New and improved Alexander? Alexander: All in due time. But for now, feel like helping me with something. Alexander and Davin start positioning a table in the locker room while making sure to kick Camby a few times to keep him out of the picture. Once the table is finally positioned, Alexander leans down and drags Cole to his feet and places him on the couch. Alexander jumps on and starts to get Cole into position... Alexander: I told you almost from my very first day here that you were nothing but a shell of your former self and that in time I would prove to the world that The 3 Piece Set would not be remembered as the premier stable in OOWF History. That the letters DEA would be remembered forever. Tonight, I will finish the burial of Chris Cole and make sure you realize that The Main Event has changed and passed you by. Welcome to "The Dark Match" Chris Cole. Alexander quickly picks up Chris Cole into position for the Darling Driver and he snaps him off his shoulders to the waiting Davin Moreland who hits a Really Good Diamond Cutter through the table. Alexander hops off the couch and pushes aside the broken pieces of the table to get right in Cole's face. BOOYAH, Bitch!!!
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