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OOWF Awards 2018 - Hall of Fame by Jack Quinn Sept 16, 2018 17:56:16 GMT -5 |
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PHWF Saturday Seizures #1 (07-28-2018) by snelson66 Jul 30, 2018 8:18:57 GMT -5 |
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Apr 13, 2008 0:27:39 GMT -5 @luckylopez said: World Cup of OOWF. Duh.This summary sucks because I still don't know who half those people are. Are they gritty? Do they battle? Do they try hard? Are you going by what your eyes tell you?
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Tommy Apr 14, 2008 12:23:43 GMT -5 |
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I say don't even bother with Trio rankings (have we even decided if they're going to be a regularly defended title of just a semi-regular tourny to challenge for the belts?). It'll likely just make it harder for me to update the main page of the site.
Speaking of which, the new rankings are posted for this week, but I din't anitcipate getting much else done until Sunday or Monday.
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LD WILLIAMS vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
It’s time for our main event tonight and what a main event it should be. We’ve already seen OOWF crown their first ever Campeonas de Trios. We’ve seen some battles for the other titles as well tonight, but what everyone is about to witness will be something special. These two warriors have faced each other three times in the recent weeks and neither one has been able to get rid of the other. LD Williams has a win over Outback Jack, but it wasn’t enough to stop him from his chase of OOWF gold. Last week Outback Jack was able to pick up the win, but it was by count-out so Williams held onto his title. No one can predict what will happen between these two tonight. But let’s get it started. The lights start to flicker and AC/DC’s anthem “Thunderstruck” starts to play and Outback Jack steps out from the back accompanied by the rest of Drink and Destroy. Stank, Magnusson, and Hansen give Jack some last minute words of encouragement, some toasts, and some pats on the shoulder before they head back to the Destroyatorium. Jack makes his way down the aisle and into the ring as we await the introductions. And those will come once this man, the current OOWF World Heavyweight Champion LD Williams makes his way into the ring to the accompanying music of Petra’s “Jekyll & Hyde.” The crowd is very much in favor of Outback Jack but you can definitely hear pockets of support for the current champ. LD steps up on the apron and enters the ring and walks right up to Outback Jack and the two are nose-to-nose. Tonight’s ref, Davis Hightower, has to step in between to separate them in order for the introductions to be made. John Buffer, the other other Buffer, steps to the center of the ring and begins. In the corner to my left is the challenger. He represents Drink & Destroy. Hailing from The Land Down Under, Australia. Weighing in at 275 pounds at 6 foot 4 inches tall…He Is OUTBACK JACK. The crowd cheers wildly. And now for the man to my right; he is the current OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. He represents himself and in doing so represents LJ Bennett. He hails from Cambridge, Ontario, Canada and weighs in tonight at 235 pounds. Standing 6 foot 2 inches tall, he is LD WILLIAMS. The crowd mostly boos, but there is support here in Indonesia for the current champ. Davis Hightower calls both men to the center of the ring and he goes over the rules for this championship match. Jack and Williams look immensely focused and continue to keep their eyes locked on one another. There’s a handshake between the two combatants as they separate to their respective corners and Hightower calls for the bell. We’re underway here in Jakarta, Indonesia. They lock up and within seconds, move after move are attempted and then countered. These two have had some epic battles in the past and both know each others’ strengths and weaknesses. That is why neither man is able to gain an advantage in this match; they know each other so well. About five minutes into the match LD Williams catches Outback Jack with a knee to the stomach quickly followed by some double axe handles to the back. He pounds OBJ to the mat and quickly drops down and locks in a real side headlock. He’s really wrenching it in and OBJ is grimacing. Outback finds a reserve and rolls LD over and gets a flash two count before Williams is able to roll it back. That seems to have surprised him and LD is really pulling back now on OBJ. Jack is in pain, but again he rolls Williams over, but Williams rolls with him and the two men wind up in the ropes. Davis starts his 5 count and Williams takes every second before letting go. He does release at the count of five and drags Jack towards the corner. He heads up to the second and goes for the knee drop, but OBJ rolls towards the corner and causes Williams to miss. OBJ gets to his feet and picks up Williams. He tosses him into the corner and STOMPS A MUDHOLE in LD. He’s got LDW down and drags him to the center of the ring. He bounces off the ropes…HOLLYWOOD HOGAN LEGDROP. He goes for the cover, but Williams is having none of that and kicks out after a 1 count only. Jack doesn’t let up as he picks LD up, snap mare, and a nasty kick to LD’s spine. He’s got LD sitting in the center of the ring and runs off the ropes and somersaults right into LD Williams’ mug. That’s gotta smart. Jack stays on the attack and attempts to pick up Williams, but he uses some leverage and winds up getting Outback into a small package. Hightower gets a two count before OBJ kicks out. Both men get up to their feet and the crowd is going nuts as this has been a very good mat-based match in the first 10 or so minutes. Williams and Jack don’t look happy though and they both seem to say fuck it as they meet in the center of the ring and start trading punches. A right from Williams, a left from Jack, another left from Jack…a right from Williams, a left for Williams, another left for Williams…now a right, left, right quick combo by Jack and it staggers LD. Jack pushes Williams towards the ropes, but he drops down and grabs OBJ’s tights and tosses him out of the ring. Williams waits for Jack to get to his feet on the outside and SLINGSHOT PLANCHA by LD. What a move by our champion. He’s back on his feet and that gets a cheer by this crowd who may not like Williams’ decision-making abilities, but they sure do respect the fuck out of his talent. He gives a mock bow as he kicks OBJ. He reaches down to pick up Jack by the hair and attempts to whip him into the steel guardrail. But Jack reverses and attempts to send Williams…no, double reversal and Jack slams into the steel ring post instead. Hightower jumps down from the apron to check on Jack but he’s pushed out of the way by Williams who picks Jack up and places him on his shoulders…BATTERING RAM into the post…and the blood starts to pour from Outback. Williams doesn’t let go though as he turns around and drops Jack throat first across the barricade. He drags OBJ over towards the center of the ringside area and he hops up on the apron. He seems to be judging the distance and he goes for the CACTUS JACK ELBOW…but there’s no one home as Jack gets out of the way. Outback wipes his face and he seems to realize that his hands are now wet. He looks at them and sees the blood and wipes it across his chest. Uh oh, we’ve seen that look from Jack before, I believe it’s time to get nasty here in Jakarta. OBJ reaches under the ring and pulls out a nice piece of bamboo. He walks over towards LD Williams and swings the bamboo reed as hard as he can across LD’s back. The contact is made and it echoes through the building here. Hightower can not let this continue though as OBJ is beating Williams down. He’s about to call for the bell when he covers his ear and seems to be listening to someone. He nods and gives the sign that this match is going to continue. Williams and Jack don’t notice this as LD’s back is now bleeding in spots from the strikes he was taking. Jack takes the bamboo and tosses it far into the stands as he reaches down and drags LD Williams up to his feet. He picks LD Williams up for a power bomb and he tosses him back first right into the guardrail. My god, Williams may be paralyzed and Davis Hightower is doing nothing to stop this. It looks like he got word from the back to let this match go…no count outs, no dq’s in this one folks. The bloodied Jack has had enough of the outside for now and picks up the battered Williams and slides him into the ring. Jack takes a moment and soaks up the cheers of the crowd before he jumps up on the apron. As soon as he does, he’s is taken right back down to the outside as LD Williams kills Outback with a SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR. Both men are down on the outside as this has been a war already and we’re only about 25 minutes into this match. It takes a few moments for either man to begin stirring on the outside and as they do they start trading punches from their knees. Even with the blood loss, the beer-powered OBJ has a little bit more behind those punches and gains the advantage and gets to his feet first. Jack fakes a right and gets Williams leaning before he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a roll of quarters with his left and clocks LD with a punch and the roll of change breaks apart and quarters go flying all over the place. Williams is staggered and OBJ spins him around…BOOMERANGE sends Williams crashing into the post. And to the shock of no one in the building, both men are bleeding badly. Williams is being held up by the post right now as OBJ stalks him. Jack goes to reach for LD but somehow LD has enough in him to hit a mule kick right to OBJ’s midsection. Williams turns around and grabs Jack by the head, DDT on the outside. These two men are giving everything they have here. Both men are down once again as Hightower comes down to make sure both men can continue. He seems to get enough from both and this match is going to continue. LD crawls to the apron and uses that to drag himself to his feet, while OBJ does the same using the guardrail. The two men face each other and both smile…these are two sick, violent bastards as they seem to be enjoying themselves here. Outback Jack charges and Williams doesn’t move, he just bends over and goes to back body drop Jack but he’s standing on next to the apron…oh this won’t be pretty. Jack winds up in headstand position using the ropes to balance himself, but KNIFE HAND CHOP from Williams brings him down right onto LD’s shoulder and in one awesomely fluid motion…DAVEY BOY SMITH RUNNING POWERSLAM on the outside. Williams jumps to his feet and is getting his second, third, or fourth wind here. He picks up OBJ and finally tosses him back in the ring. LD Williams follows him in and picks him up…URANGE. Williams makes the cover. 1… 2… No, OBJ kicks out before the 3. Williams refuses to get frustrated and picks up OBJ once again. Whip into the corner and he follows Jack in with a clothesline. Across the ring and he does it a second time. He whips Jack for a third and attempts another clothesline, but OBJ barely gets his feet up and connects with the rushing Williams. LD staggers back and OBJ explodes out of the corner, but LD Williams is even quicker; MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER w/AUTHORITY. He keeps his hand on Outback Jack…Hightower slides in for the pin fall attempt. 1… 2… No, OBJ rolls a shoulder before Davis connects with the mat for a third time. LD Williams is a man of many talents though as he rolls with OBJ and hooks the leg and grabs OBJ around the neck area…STF by the champ…fuck you John Cena…this is how you do a STF. Jack is in trouble. Williams has this locked in and we’re in the center of the ring. He is really pulling back and OBJ is really struggling to make his way towards the ropes. LD is trying to keep the move locked in while at the same time not allowing OBK anywhere near the ropes. He’s having a tough time though, but Jack is really struggling right now. You can see the pain etched on his face. But NO ONE has ever been in LD Williams STF for this amount of time and not given up. Jack looks like he’s about to tap…he’s seconds away…NO, with one last Herculean surge of strength he grabs a hold of the bottom rope. Davis starts the count… 1… 2… 3… 4… And Williams finally lets go of the STF. And now we can see that he is frustrated that he can not put Jack away even after 40 plus minutes of war. He doesn’t really let it stop him as he goes over to Jack who is trying to pull himself up using the ropes but his leg gives out and he falls back down to the mat. LD backs off for a second as Hightower checks on Jack and makes sure he can continue. OBJ pushes the ref away and that’s enough for Williams to pounce and really go to work on the leg. Spinning toe hold by Williams. And still Outback refuses to tap. Old-school Boston Crab and still Jack refuses to say I quit. Williams has no idea what else to do at this point. He drags Jack to the center of the ring…SCHOOLBOY by Outback Jack. Only gets two. Williams charges Jack, but OBJ sweeps the leg and gets to his feet. He circles around and is clearing his head as he waits for LD to get to his feet and as soon as he does and turns around…CHOMP…that’s it…this could be it. Jack falls on top of Williams…Davis gets down for the count… ONE… TWO… THR….no, my god LD Williams kicks out. How the hell does LD Williams find it in himself to get his shoulder up there. This match has been epic and we’re now 50 minutes into it. Jack gets to his feet first and a second later LD Williams is up and for the fifth or sixth time tonight these two just start trading punches. Jack’s blood loss is having an effect though as this time Williams gains the upper hand. He gets Jack bent over and what is he signaling for… HOLY FUCKING SHIT… CANADIAN DESTROYER… Outback Jack is dead… Williams slowly crawls over and as he does so, we hear this over the sound system… 55 minutes expired, 5 minutes remain. Williams makes his way over and gets on top of Outback Jack. This match should be over… 1… 2… and no…Hightower stops the count…why would Davis stop the…oh lord, what ring awareness by Outback Jack. He got his left leg grazing the bottom rope. Wow, this entire arena thought that was it. LD Williams is going to try and not let the fact that the first time he busts out the Canadian Destroyer here in the OOWF still wasn’t enough to pull out the win. He goes and picks OBJ up and sets him up for the DDT. Outback fights out of it and gets LD Williams up on his shoulders…F5 by Outback Jack…is this enough…he crawls over for the pin. 1… 2… And not quite as Williams barely kicks out. 57 minutes elapsed, 3 minutes remain. Jack realizes we’re getting down near the end and is going to have to leave nothing in the tank. He reaches down to grab LD…INSIDE CRADLE…1…2…no. Outback Jack escapes. He gives a kick to LD Williams to make sure that doesn’t happen again. He picks Williams up and places him on the top turnbuckle. He drags him out a little bit off the top so he’s parallel to the mat. TOWER OF LONDON by Jack…He makes the cover… 1… 2… And no, Davis stops counting and points to the rope again. This time it was LD Williams barely surviving using the bottom rope. These two are throwing everything but the kitchen sink…actually if these two can find a kitchen sick, that’d have been used to. 59 minutes elapsed, 1 minute remains. OBJ knows he’s got two enemies now. LD Williams and the clock if he wants to walk out of Indonesia as the champ. He picks up LD Williams and out of nowhere LD turns the tide and slams Jack down with ANGEL’S WINGS…that could be it… 1… 2… Holy fuck, how did Jack kick out of that… 30 seconds remain, 30 seconds… Williams hears the time-keeper, but he’s a fighting champ and doesn’t play it easy here as he goes to pick up Jack. OBJ seems to realize it’s now or never and starts throwing bombs at LD. Williams is trying to protect himself but these shots have some power behind them. LD backs against the ropes and Jack whips him across the ring…LARIATOOOOOO from Jack. He quickly reaches down… 15 seconds remain, 15 seconds… Outback Jack gets LD Williams back to his feet and sends him to the ropes again, but this he follows and he winds up chasing Williams…BOOMERANG with AUTHORITY sends Williams flying across and out to the floor…NOOOOOOOO… 10 seconds remain, 10 seconds… Jack rushes across the ring and reaches to the outside and starts trying to drag Williams in the ring, but he’s basically dead weight at this point. 5 seconds remain, 5 seconds… Outback finally drags Williams all the way to his feet and into the ring. He gets on top and makes the cover…this is it… ONE… DING DING DING… Outback Jack looks at Davis Hightower who shakes his head a bit sadly before Davis walks over to John Buffer… After 60 grueling minutes, the time limit has expired. Davis Hightower is ruling this match a draw. Still your OOWF World Heavyweight Champion; LD WILLIAMS. Outback Jack just falls back to the mat in frustration as LD Williams is barely getting to his feet. He grabs the belt from Hightower and is about to exit the ring when he stops and walks over towards Jack…he holds out his hand. Outback takes it and gets helped to his feet. Williams shakes his hand and we see him mouth the words, “Anytime you want a shot…” Outback Jack just nods. WINNER…60-Minute Time Limit Draw…Still OOWF World Champion…LD Williams. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Brawl of Saigon PPV, Live June 29th from Saigon, Vietnam! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! June 11th from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Jack Quinn Jun 4, 2008 21:43:55 GMT -5 |
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(Backstage in Ultimo Inc. Locker Room.)
Steel: Gaelic Storm you drunken bunch of hooligans, you see you did get one thing right, He is the new bad-ass on the block and you need to start getting use to it. And tonight Ultimo Inc will make history as Blitz and my man give you a beat down. And tonight is when Ultimo Inc starts to make some waves of their own. (The camera pans over to Tytan who is sitting at a table getting an injection from Dr. Podvod. Tytan waves the camera in close.) Tytan: After tonight you will remember the name Tytan. Tytan! (right in the camera) TYTAN!!! (fade to black)
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fasteddie Jun 4, 2008 21:17:57 GMT -5 |
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Kokopo, Papua New Guinea JUSTIN SANE vs. MOSSI OXLADE Mossi Oxlade is the Papua New Guinea Wrestling Federation world champion, and he is a monster of a man, standing 6’10 and weighing close to 500lbs. Rumor is that Justin Sane requested him as an opponent tonight. It’s his funeral. Oxlade makes his way to the ring and steps over the top rope and waits stoically in the center of the ring. Justin Sane is announced and he comes to the top of the ramp and poses for the crowd, and pulls an Eric Young and almost wets himself when his pyro goes off. Sane falls to the floor and taps repeatedly as the pyro continues to go off. Once it stops he slowly gets to his feet and looks around, realizes he is not dead, and strikes a proud pose and heads to the ring. Sane climbs between the ropes and walks up to the referee and we hear him speak “Who’s this? <pointing to Oxlade>” “This is your opponent tonight.” “No, seriously, is he here to fix the ring or something?” “No, you are wrestling him, starting NOW, RING THE BELL!” Sane slowly turns around and comes face to chest with the towering Oxlade. Sane gathers up some courage and bounds off the ropes and tries to take the big man off his feet with a shoulder block, but Oxlade doesn’t move. Sane bounds off one rope, then the other, then the first again and hits a shoulder block, Oxlade doesn’t move, but Sane falls to the mat, dazed. Oxlade pulls him to his feet and hits a hip toss that sends Sane HIGH in the air, crashing down painfully on the mat. Sane slips out of the ring and debates his next move. He jumps onto the apron and climbs to the top rope and leaps, Oxlade swats him out of the air with ease, driving him to the mat. Sane is in trouble now. Oxlade pulls Sane to his feet and whips him into the corner, then charges in and catches him with splash that shifts the ring. Sane staggers out of the corner and throws a couple of comical punches, then falls face first to the mat. Oxlade slashes his throat and calls for the end of this match. Oxlade pulls Sane to his feet and military presses him in the air, and leaves him up there forever to think about it, then drops him across his shoulders and slams him down onto the mat, squashing Sane underneath 500lbs of humanity. Oxlade makes the cover, hooks the leg, and the referee makes the three count. WINNER in 2:11 – Mossi Oxlade DAVIN MORELAND & CARL FROM FRESNO vs. THE NERVE AGENT & VOLTAGE vs. THE WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM Pier sixer at the bell, and WGFT gets dumped. Then Davin and Carl dispose of TNA and Volt and rule the ring. WGFT charges back in and they go at it, but TNA and Volt sneak back in and jump both teams. TNA sends Carl back to a corner, but Carl fights out and tosses him to the floor. Volt ends up on the wrong end of a WGFT double team, and gets catapulted over the top and to the floor. Davin drills FFM from behind, and Ryan and Carl go at it. Rights and lefts, and Carl gets the better deal. He pounds Ryan down and Davin comes over for the double team. Double suplex, but Volt slides in and clips Davin's knee, and Ryan lands on Carl for two. TNA back in and he and volt put the boots to Davin. FFM rolls back in and clears everyone out, and he and Carl have it out. MacCappington gets the upper hand and press slams him. Ryan kicks away at Davin, but TNA comes over with a German suplex. Volt flies in with a HIGH IMPACT MOVE on FFM. And now they team up against WGFT. But Davin and Carl turn on Volt and TNA. Carl crotches Volt on the top rope, and Davin sets up for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER~! But Nerve Agent holds the ropes to block, and Davin eats mat. Carl goes up for a superplex, but FFM comes underneath him to stop that. FFM carries him out, but when Volt comes off for a missile dropkick, MacCappinton falls back before he can hit the move - Carl hits the mat, and then Volt lands awkwardly on top of him. TNA rolls up Davin, but Ryan breaks that up. Ryan grabs TNA for a DDT, but Davin shoves them both thru the ropes. Davin turns around however, and eats a big boot from FFM. TNA hotshots Ryan on the guardrail and rolls back in. MacCappington slaps Volt on the back of the head and drags him up. But he's cut off by Carl who picks him up for the BURNING HAMMER~! At the same time, FFM kills Volt with the GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS~! FFM and Carl each cover their guys at the same time. Referee Davis Hightower looks at both pins, shrugs his shoulders and counts BOTH of them. 1...2...3. And the winner is......? Hightower raises BOTH guys hands. WINNER in 10:21: Um... WORLD'S GREATEST FAG TEAM & DAVIN MORELAND & CARL FROM FRESNO!! Carl and FFM both punch Hightower at the same time and they throw down. Big slugout, and Davin evens the odds and they drop FFM with a double power bomb! But Hardcore slips back in unnoticed and NAILS both of them with a steel chair, and Ryan's the last man standing in the ring. TYTAN vs. FIRECHILD vs. TYSON KINCAID Posing from Tytan to start. Kincaid and Firechild share a look. Stereo dropkicks! Tytan staggers back into the ropes, then rights himself. He bellows, and rushes FC, looking for a lariat, but FC ducks, and Kincaid yanks down the tope rope on the opposite side of the ring. Tytan's momentum carries him over, and he goes crashing to the outside. Inside the ring, Kincaid and 'child lock up, with Kincaid pushing FC into the corner. Will we see a clean break? Yes, more or less. Kincaid smugly pats FC on the chest, then backs away with his hands held clear. Firechild isn't going to take that, and he fires back with forearms, then whips Kincaid into the ropes and hits a belly to belly release suplex! Cover gets 2. Both men to their feet, just in time for Tytan to re-enter the ring and clothesline them both down. Scoop and a slam on Firechild. Scoop and a slam on Kincaid. Cover on Kincaid, but Firechild hits a baseball dropkick to Tytan's head to break up the pin attempt. Kincaid rolls out as Tytan comes to his feet and lunges for Firechild. FC dodges, and starts playing rope-a-dope, using his speed and quick striking ability to stay one step ahead of the bigger man. Which works really well until he strays too near the ropes, and Kincaid reaches in and yanks his ankle. FC lands flat on his face, and rolls over, stunned, just in time to wear a thunderous elbow drop from Tytan. The big man covers, but 'child's in the ropes, so the ref won't count it: which is exactly what Kincaid expected: he slides into the ring and hits a surprised moonsault on BOTH men! FC's turn to roll out, and Kincaid presses his advantage, locking a Boston Crab on Tytan in an effort to take away the bigger man's base. Tytan powers out and looks for a bear hug, but Kincaid breaks free with a vicious head butt, then lands a MASSIVE running boot on the stunned Tytan. The big man collapses like a felled tree, but a cover only gets 2 before FC breaks it up. Kincaid and 'child with a dazzling display of holds and reversals, as each looks to land a big move. Eventually, FC has Kincaid hooked for the Devildriver, but Tytan clotheslines him out of his boots! Kincaid looks for a Thesz Press, but the bigger competitor snatches him out of the air! Tytan military presses Kincaid to the floor, then pauses to pose a moment, flexing his biceps for the crowd. He turns, stalking Firechild as the smaller man struggles back to his feet. Tytan looks to hook in the full nelson, but FC slips out and goes behind ... Devildriver! Tytan lands right on his head! This one is over! A still woozy Firechild crawls to make the cover ... but Kincaid suddenly slides back into the ring! Schoolboy on 'child! 1! 2! 3! Tyson Kincaid steals the win! WINNER BY PINFALL IN 12:50 – TYSON KINCAID! ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. BUNNY vs. KNIFE Bunny's out onto the stage first. The crowd might be cheering, or they might not be. No one can tell because no one knows whether this giant ball of fluff is a good guy or a bad guy. He does some flips, flops himself into the ring, then waits for his opponents. Knife walks down the ramp with his eyes set on Bunny. He slides into the ring and is immediately on top of Bunny, in a non-sexual way, pounding his face into the mat. Blood can already be seen coming from Bunny's mouth. Knife grabs Bunny and tosses him over the top rope. Bunny splats on the floor and lays there, while Knife steps through the ropes and starts bashing Bunny's face in with his fists. He gets Bunny to the point where he is so out of it, PCP could save his life. He rolls Bunny into the ring and goes to slide in after him, but AA grabs him by the ankle and pulls him back to the outside. They trade punches back and forth before AA gets the upper hand and backs Knife up against a turnbuckle post. He swings, Knife ducks, and his arm wraps around the post. Knife slides into the ring and goes back to attacking Bunny. He runs at him, but Bunny ducks the arm and hits a Pele kick on the turnaround. He leaps to the top rope for the first time tonight and goes for a dive. Right at take off, AA pulls him down by his leg and Bunny straddles the ropes before flopping to the outside of the ring. AA steps through the ropes and waits for Knife to get to his feet. He hits a few stiff elbows, backing Knife into a corner. AA whips Knife into the opposite corner, then runs at him with a lariat. Knife ducks the move and AA hits the turnbuckles. Stumbling backwards, Knife trips AA and he falls to the mat. Bunny is up top and hits a 450 splash on AA. He hooks the leg, but Knife breaks it up early. He pulls Bunny to his feet and sets him on the top rope. He climbs up with him and turns around. AA rolled himself out of the ring after the pin break up, and Knife is calling for the end of Bunny. He jumps with a pile driver from the Heavens, bending Bunny in half on impact. Knife does some weird praying or taunting, whatever you want to call it, before attempting the pin for the win. At the count of two, AA is able to drop an elbow on the cover. Knife gets up and is knocked right back down with a stiff kick to the gut. He rolls to the outside, while AA changes targets and pulls Bunny up to his feet. He gets ready for a DDT, but Bunny runs him into the ropes and spears him through the middle. The two tumble to the outside and brawl on the floor. AA turns it over and pounds on Bunny with lefts and rights. He hits a few elbows to the side of the head before tossing Bunny back into the ring, where a pin fall can take place if need be. He slides into the ring and whips Bunny into the ropes, hitting a hard clothesline on the rebound. Bunny back flips and lands on his stomach, then moves himself into a corner, sitting. AA runs at him, but Knife trips him up from the outside of the ring, reaching under the bottom rope. He slides into the ring and pulls AA to his feet. He whips him into the same corner that Bunny is sitting in, forcing Bunny to take an ass bump from AA, before AA falls down in front of Bunny. Knife runs at both men and hits a knee on AA, forcing a head to head collision between AA and Bunny. Knife grabs AA and whips him into the opposite corner, leaving himself with Bunny. He grabs Bunny and picks him up for a powerbomb. Before putting him down, he walks over to the side of the ring and drops Bunny over the ropes. Bunny slams on the floor and lays there, lifeless. Knife turns around and is met with a boot to the face by AA, which sends him wobbling backwards, into the corner. AA hits him with some shoulders thrusts before pushing him down to his knees and crunching his face in with a brutal knee strike. AA grabs Knife and pulls him to his feet once again. Knife swats him away and gets some punches in. He swings, AA ducks, and Knife turns around into a super kick from Bunny! Knife is stunned, then he falls to the mat. As AA looks on, Bunny steps over Knife's body and exits the ring through the ropes. He walks up the ramp with no remorse, as AA's cover is counted. 1, 2, 3. After AA is declared the winner, Bunny stops at the top of the ramp and turns around to see Knife, lying in the middle of the ring, unconscious. Bunny continues walking through the curtain, as AA's arm is raised. WINNER in 13:27 - Attitude Adjuster CHRIS COLE vs. MARK VANDER Mel Creech is YOUR referee! Slow circle to start. Lockup, struggle, Vander manages to get Cole to the corner. Mel calls for a break and they two slowly back up. Vander kicks Cole back into the corner, and Mel doesn't stop him! Cole gets beaten down in the corner and Mel watches with a huge smile on his face. Vander steps aside and poses for the crowd, but the cheers are long in coming as Cole gets back to his feet. He shoves Mel aside (slipping him $50) and grabs Vander by the back of the head. Vander flails wildly as Cole gives Vander a 10-count of head smashes off the corner turnbuckles, to the delight of the crowd. Vander staggers away and Cole points menacingly at him. Vander turns and nearly gets DECAPITATED by a clothesline! Vander almost falls out of the ring and Cole just kicks him out because he can. He waves to Mel, who is sitting at ringside eating a hot dog. Cole smirks as Vander tries to climb back in the ring. Cole ignores him and asks Mel about the food (and if he can get Cole some food after the match was over). Cole turns around and gets pummeled by Vander. Cole is not pleased as he's beaten back to another corner. Vander backs up and splashes Cole in the corner. Vander pounds his chest, trying to rally the crowd, but Cole is not amused. Cole grabs Vander and slings him across the ring. He catches Cole and hoists him up for all the crowd to see, then just drops him. A casual cover only gets a two count (Mel needed a moment to get into the ring) and Vander KICKS OUT! Cole glares at Mel, who shrugs. Cole stands up, gathers Vander and looks around to the crowd. He splatters Vander on the mat, stomps him twice, then ties him up in a Texas Cloverleaf. Vander flails, but Cole brings the knee down on the back of Vander's head- hard. Vander is out cold and Mel calls for the bell. WINNER in 7:52 - Chris Cole PHANTOS, LUCIOS & ALEXANDER DARLING vs. IHOP & POE The unlikely trio of Phantos, Lucios and Alexander Darling make their way to the ring. Just a few months ago, this team would have been impossible. Their opponents are announced, and we get another, equally as unlikely team. IHOP and Poe come to the top of the ramp, and it appears that SYB is running his mouth about something and Skurge is doing his best to stay between Poe and SYB to keep SYB from getting killed. The three come to the ring, with Poe limping considerably and relying on Selena to make it the whole way. It looks like SYB and Darling will start things off. They lock up and Darling immediately catches SYB with a knee to the midsection, then sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and SYB stands him up with a kick to the jaw, then tries a spinning back fist, but Darling catches him and lifts him with an atomic drop that sends him to the ropes. On the rebound Darling catches SYB by the throat for a choke slam, but SYB rakes his eyes and plants Darling on the mat with a DDT. SYB walks over to his corner and slaps Poe on the chest and yells “THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT! I TAUGHT YOU LIKE I TAUGHT THE HO LAST NIGHT” <SYB emphasizes that point with a little pelvic thrust in Selena’s direction> Skurge lowers his head and shakes it slowly, Poe steps into the ring and initially moves toward Darling, then grabs SYB and lifts him by the throat and nearly drives him through the mat with a choke slam! Alexander Darling gets to his feet and charges at Poe and both men tumble over the top rope and brawl around ringside. While they are fighting on the outside, Skurge attacks Lucios, nailing him with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to the floor, then flips Phantos into the ring. Poe and Darling fight through the crowd to the back, folks it doesn’t look like they are coming back anytime soon. The referee looks like he is about to throw this one out when Muerte runs to the ring and offers to be in IHOP’s corner. The referee is considering this, but it would essentially make it a handicap match, that is, until Alexis Darling runs out and hops on the apron in Phantos and Lucios’s corner. Ok then, looks like we are set. SYB staggers to his feet and Alexis decides she needs to be the legal person in the match, so she charges in and snaps SYB over with a head scissors sending him to his corner. SYB reaches out and tags Muerte into the match, he and Alexis meet in the middle of the ring and trade chops to the chest until Muerte rakes Alexis’ eyes and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a power slam. Muerte covers, but Lucios steps into the ring and breaks it up with a kick to the back. While all this is going on, Attitude Adjuster slowly makes his way to ringside and just stands watching the action. Alexis side steps a Muerte charge and tags Lucios into the match. Lucios whips Muerte to the ropes and catches him with a big boot to the face, He pulls him up and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then holds him there with one arm while he points at AA on the outside before crashing to the mat. Lucios tags in Phantos, and he comes into the ring a house of fire! He drops Muerte with a spinning elbow, then runs across the ring and catches SYB in the mouth with a drop kick, and takes Skurge off the apron with a shot to the head. Phantos waits for Muerte to get to his feet then sends him between the ropes with the others. Phantos gets a running start and leaps over the top rope and takes all three men out! Lucios and Alexis run around the ring and a brawl ensues at ringside. With all the bodies flying, Phantos doesn’t notice Attitude Adjuster sneaking up behind him, AA grabs Phantos, spins him around and BLASTS him with a shot from the loaded glove, then PLANTS him on the floor with a DDT! AA rolls a barely conscious Phantos into the ring, then grabs Muerte and points to Phantos. Muerte rolls in and pulls Phantos up and hits a tombstone piledriver, covers, and gets the one, two, three before his partners can make the save. WINNERS in 10:49 – IHOP & Muerte MOOSEHEAD JACK & THE DEAD vs. CAPELLAN & AMNESIAC 'Doomsday Clock' blasts through the sound system and The Dead is the first man to enter. The crowd boo's heavily, but The Dead acts like he doesn't hear any of it. He slowly makes his way down the ramp and onto the ring apron. He turns and bows toward the crowd, pissing them off even more. Dead steps in to the ring and poses on a turnbuckle as he awaits the arrival of his partner. The arena goes dark and, after a moment, the opening notes to 'Scarecrow' echo through the arena. Moosehead Jack appears from the curtain and the boo's continue to roll in. Taking a page from his partner, Moose no-sells the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. He steps into the ring and nods at The Dead. These two seem ready for a good old-fashioned fight. The melodic sounds of 'I Can't Remember' slowly reverberate through the arena. The Amnesiac makes his way out from the back to a roar of approval from the crowd. The Dead and Moosehead Jack seem to be stalking him as he makes his way down the ramp, high-fiving fans on both sides along the way. The Amnesiac gets to the bottom of the ramp and looks like he's going to get into the ring, but he notices Moose and Dead and decides to wait for his partner. The Dead and Moosehead Jack both look up toward the entrance in anticipation when suddenly Capellan jumps them from behind! He must have snuck through the crowd! Amnesiac jumps in and we have a Pier 6 brawl! This is chaos! Capellan is laying into Moosehead Jack and The Amnesiac is going after The Dead. This match hasn't even officially started yet. Everyone is throwing haymakers, attempting to get the upper hand. The referee is eventually able to step between the two teams and bring some semblance of order to the ring. The ref calls for the bell and this match is officially on. The Dead starts things off against Capellan. Although Cap's most recent history is with Moosehead Jack, these two are no strangers to one another. The two tie-up and Dead immediately plants a knee in Capellan's stomach. Cap doubles-over and Dead connects with a straight right hand to the head. Capellan staggers backwards, and Dead charges in after him. Cap spots him out of the corner of his eye and his able to drop him with a hip toss. The Dead pops right back up to his feet and gets right in Capellan's face. Cap doesn't back down and now the two are screaming at one another. The Dead slaps the taste out of Capellan's mouth and the crowd goes nuts. Dead tries for another slap, but Capellan catches him and gets in a slap of his own. The two begin swinging wildly at one another and Capellan gets the upper hand. He backs Dead into his corner and tags in Amnesiac. Amnesiac whips Dead into the ropes and tries a back-body drop, but Dead is able to land on his feet and tags in Moosehead Jack. Moose uses his size to his advantage and takes control of the match. Punch after punch rocks The Amnesiac and it seems Moose wants to turn this into a bar fight. Amnesiac is able to duck one of the punches and connects with a basement dropkick that takes Moose down to one knee. Amnesiac launches himself off the ropes and connects with a swinging neckbreaker that sends Moose to the mat. Amnesiac is clearly trying to use his speed advantage to counter the power of Moosehead Jack. Amnesiac goes to the top rope, looking to take Moose out early. Being the crafty veteran that he is, Moose grabs the ref which allows Dead to knock Amnesiac off the top rope. Amnesiac crashes hard into the mat as Moosehead Jack gets to his feet and lays a few boots into Amnesiac. Moose picks him up and attempts a vertical suplex, but The Amnesiac is able to escape and hits a jawbreaker that staggers Moose. Amnesiac goes for the tag, but now it's The Dead's turn to distract the ref. Capellan jumps into the ring and The Dead lets go of the referee. Not seeing the tag being made, the referee tries to force Capellan back to his corner. The Dead uses this time to jump in the ring and he and Moose proceed to double-team Amnesiac. After a few moments of the beatdown, Moose steps out to the apron and claps his hands. The referee turns back just then and of course believes a tag was made, making Dead the legal man. The Dead whips Amnesiac into the corner and charges in after him. He connects with a jumping knee directly to the face. Amnesiac's head snaps back and The Dead whips him into the opposite corner. Dead charges in again, but this time The Amnesiac is able to avoid the attack and leaps to tag in Capellan. Cap comes in like a freight train and goes right after The Dead. Dead eats a suplex and gets back to his feet only to eat another one. Moose tries to come in for the save but Capellan is able to get behind him and drops him with a Codebreaker. The crowd cheers wildly as Capellan is the only one in the ring still standing. The referee escorts Moosehead Jack back to his corner as Capellan picks up The Dead. Cap whips Dead into the ropes and catches him with a back elbow. The Dead staggers backwards and Capellan tags The Amnesiac back in. The two of them whip Dead into the ropes once again and connect with stereo dropkicks! Cap heads to his corner as The Amnesiac makes the cover. One...Two...Moosehead Jack breaks up the pin! The Dead tries to catch his breath but Amnesiac won't let up. Amnesiac puts Dead in a wrist-lock, flips around him, and connects with a heel kick. The Dead stumbles backwards and catches himself on the ropes. Amnesiac attempts to whip The Dead into the opposite ropes, but Dead reverses it and sends Amnesiac on his way. Just as Amnesiac hits the far ropes, Moosehead Jack hits him in the back of the head. Amnesiac turns around and connects with a right hand to Moose's jaw, but the distraction gives The Dead enough time to sneak up behind Amnesiac and roll him up. The Dead uses the ropes for leverage. One...Two...the ref sees Dead's feet on the ropes and stops the count. This pisses The Dead off to no end and he doesn't think twice about giving the referee a piece of his mind. Amnesiac uses this opportunity to tag in Capellan. Seeing this, Moose tags himself in. Here we go. The two throw rights and lefts with evil intentions behind them. Moose gains a momentary advantage and catches Cap with a vicious elbow to the face. Capellan grabs at his face as Moose levels him with a short-arm clothesline. Capellan immediately jumps back up to his feet. Moose tries for another clothesline but this time Cap ducks it and goes running off the ropes. Moose turns around just in time to catch a flying forearm right to the face. Cap catches a staggering Moosehead Jack with a facebuster and then looks to make the tag. The Amnesiac reaches out for the tag, but he doesn't see The Dead behind him. Dead pulls Amnesiac off the apron a split-second before the tag can be made. The Dead and The Amnesiac start trading punches on the outside as Capellan turns around and gets caught with a belly-to-belly suplex. Cover. One...Two...Cap kicks out! Moose looks more than a little angry as he yells for Capellan to get up. On the outside, The Dead tries to whip Amnesiac into the steel steps, but Amnesiac reverses it and Dead goes shoulder-first into the unforgiving steel. Back on the inside, Cap gets to his feet just as Moose is running at him. Cap is able to side-step him and Moose goes flying through the ropes to the outside. The Amnesiac turns his attention to the fallen Moosehead Jack and begins to stomp him. Moose manages to connect with a low-blow that stops Amnesiac's assault. The Dead picks himself up from the ground joins Moosehead Jack in beating the hell out of Amnesiac. All three men are brawling on the outside as Capellan launches himself of the far rope and then suicide dives over the top and into all three of them. Holy shit! All four men are now down on the ground and the referee reluctantly starts his ten-count. Capellan is the first to get to his feet and gets back into the ring at 7. Moose pulls himself up and just barely makes it back into the ring in time. The two begin to go at it again as The Dead and Amnesiac head back to their corners. Neither man seems to be gaining any kind of advantage, so they both tag in their partners. Dead charges at Amnesiac, but Amnesiac side-steps, grabs one of Dead's arms, and floats through for a crucifix pin attempt. One...Two...Dead kicks out. The Dead gets back to his feet and the two tie-up once more. Dead whips Amnesiac into the ropes, but telegraphs his move and Amnesiac is able to flip over him and continue toward the far ropes. Just then Moose tags himself in and as Amnesiac comes bouncing back Moose levels him with a wicked spine buster. Cover. One...Two...Capellan makes the save! The Dead jumps back into the ring, and again we have an all out brawl. The ref thinks about restoring order, but realizes it's the "end game" portion of the match, so he lets it go. Cap and Amnesiac whip Moose into the ropes and Capellan catches him with a dropkick. Cap turns around a moment too late and The Dead connects with a springboard DDT. Dead turns around and right into a hurricanrana from The Amnesiac. Amnesiac holds onto The Dead's legs and has him in a pinning situation. Just then Moose gets to his feet and hits Amnesiac with a sadistic clothesline. Capellan gets to his feet just in time to be whipped into the corner by Moose. Moose charges in after him, but Cap runs up the turnbuckle and does a back flip over Moose. Moose slams chest-first into the corner. Cap turns around and BOOM! The Dead Closes the Casket on Capellan! Cap slumps against the ropes, but before The Dead can capitalize, Amnesiac jumps him from behind. The two struggle and The Dead attempts to toss Amnesiac over the top rope. Amnesiac holds on, however, and both of them go crashing to the outside. Moose clears his head just as Capellan is pulling himself to his feet with the help of the ropes. Cap staggers forward and Moosehead Jack plants a boot into his stomach and then drops him with a DDT. Moose goes for the cover as The Amnesiac tries to get back in the ring. Dead is able to grab his leg and hold him off. One...Two...Three. WINNERS in 15:26 - Moosehead Jack and The Dead After the match The Amnesiac attends to his fallen partner as Moose and Dead make their way up the ramp, smiling.[ ERIC O’MAC vs. STANK Eric O’Mac enters the arena first, and he’s not alone. Tyson Kincaid, Chris Cole, and Attitude Adjuster all accompany him to the ring. Stank, for his part, comes out alone, and does not hesitate before heading to the ring. By the time he gets halfway down the aisle, however, the Rest of D&D are out behind him. Referee Mel Creech sees the inevitable and tries to prevent it, ejecting everyone from ringside before calling for the bell. Stank and Eric circle and lock up. Stank takes the immediate advantage with his size, backing Eric into the corner and lighting him up with chops. Stank hits an Irish whip and follows him in, but Eric runs up the turnbuckles and comes off with a flying clothesline that takes him down. Eric rolls to his feet and attacks with stomps before Stank can get up. Stank manages to roll to his knees, so Eric backs up and delivers a field goal kick to the temple, then comes off the ropes and drives a knee into his head. He covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Eric is up first, and attacks with punches, trying to keep the big man down. Surprisingly, he’s successful for a time as Stank busies himself tying to cover up. Eric goes to the ropes for some extra momentum, and it’s a mistake as Stank meets him with a spear. Unfortunately it knocks the wind out of both men and Stank can’t follow it up. Creech starts counting both men down. Eric is again the first to get up and hits the ropes. He tries for a low dropkick as Stank gets up, but Stank gets out of the way and Eric ends up tangled in the ropes. Stank drops an elbow across his throat, then pulls Eric to his feet and plants him with a body slam. Stank pulls Eric to a sitting position, locks on a reverse chinlock, and crossfaces the hell out of him until Eric manages to slip away. Eric staggers to his feet and Stank grabs him for a suplex, but Eric lands on his feet and rebounds off the ropes. Stank ducks a clothesline and sets up one of his own, but Eric grabs the ropes as he hits them and pulls himself to the outside. Eric stumbles around ringside, trying to clear his head. Stank pauses a moment, and then goes to the ropes, steamrolling across the ring and making a suicide dive through the ropes and into Eric, who is driven into the railing. Stank is the first one up this time, and pulls Eric to his feet. He runs the smaller man hard into the ringpost, then pulls him onto his shoulders for the Stank-U, but Eric manages to shift his weight and reverse into a dragon sleeper. Rather than counting them out, Creech goes out to the floor to try to urge them back into the ring, and narrowly avoids being leveled by Stank’s wildly swinging arms. Stank somehow manages to grab Eric’s legs and pull him off balance, driving him to the floor and breaking the hold. The two men get slowly to their feet and start throwing punches, completely ignoring Mel’s protests. Mel decides he’s had enough and calls for the bell, throwing out the match. WINNER: No Contest in 14:48. After the match: The slugfest continues, and Stank gets the advantage. He ducks a punch and pulls Eric onto his shoulders. Before he can hit the Stank-U, hands reach out of the crowd and grab Eric’s feet, pulling him free. Stank turns around in fury, but is blasted by a Chain Assisted Death Elbow as Viper comes over the railing. The World’s greatest Fag Team are right behind him and the three men commence the beat-down on Stank. The rest of Drink and Destroy are out to help, but they’re met at the top of the ramp by Chris Cole, Tyson Kincaid, and Attitude Adjuster. As the six men brawl down the aisle, Eric, Viper and TWGFT drag Stank back into the ring. TWGFT hit a tandem suplex, and Eric comes off the top with The Mac Attack. Suddenly the crowd erupts, and Run DEA comes through the crowd and storms the ring. This brings out Dead, Blitz, IHOP, Moosehead Jack and L.D. Williams, who skirt the brawl in the aisle. Dead and IHOP go after Run DEA, but Moose doesn’t even make it to the ring as Concrete TG springs over the railing with a flying clothesline. Amnesiac is right behind him and brawls with Williams. The rest of the OOWF referees appear at the top of the ramp, but after a brief conversation they leave again, and the brawl continues until police flood ringside and manage to get everyone separated. FIREWOMAN vs. BLITZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Slayer’s “Raining Blood” starts to play and the crowd begins to boo the newest member of LJ Bennett’s army as Blitz makes his way out from the back. He ignores the fans taunts as he makes his way down to the ring and he stops for a second when he sees none other than Chris Jericho sitting front row right behind Razz and Nash. Jericho and Blitz have some words for each other before Blitz gives him a two-finger salute. He gets on the apron and flips into the ring waiting for his opponent, the Onslaught Champion: Firewoman. “Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire,” from Metallica’s Fuel plays and out comes the reigning title-holder; Firewoman. The crowd here in Papua New Guinea is really behind the champion as she’s hearing a lot of cheers tonight. With her is the always knowledgeable valet Lucky. They make their way down to the ring and before getting into the ring, Firewoman notices her companion Y2J sitting ringside and the look between the two is not pleasant to say the least but he is cheering for her. She shakes off the distraction and gets into the ring making sure Blitz takes a good look at it since he’ll never get to wear it. She hands off the belt to Sterling Glaw and as soon as the ref turns his back to hand the belt off, Firewoman is attacked from behind by Blitz. Glaw calls for the bell and we’re underway here in this title match. Blitz is on the early offense as he takes Fire down with a scoop slam. He uses his speed to keep up the momentum. An arm drag here, a hip toss here, a tilt-a-whirl flying head scissors and Blitz is trying to end this match quickly. Firewoman keeps kicking out early in the count and is getting frustrated as she keeps trying to counter Blitz’s speed with her own, but he’s just a step faster than she is and it’s really pissing her off. Blitz hits yet an outstanding standing hurricanrana that takes Firewoman down to the mat. She decides discretion is the better course of action here and rolls to the outside to try and get her faculties back in order. She starts pacing the outside and notices Jericho sitting ringside again and he is trying to encourage her and she just shakes her head and heads back into the ring. Firewoman rolls back into the ring as Glaw keeps Blitz back, but the second that Fire is completely in the ring Blitz attempts to pounce on her again, but this time she’s able to sidestep him and instead of trying to match him with speed she takes her right hand and clocks Blitz with a nasty right cross. She starts peppering away on Blitz with jabs to the face and body even as the ref tries to get her to stop using a closed fist. She doesn’t relent as she pushes Blitz back into the corner and as he starts to fall she starts stomping him with kicks until he’s all the way down on the mat. Fire doesn’t relent though as she heads to the corner to the left and takes a running start and absolutely kills Blitz with a face-wash kick. She backs away from Blitz and the crowd erupts in cheers as the display of strikes Firewoman just exhibited, but not everyone is cheering as Jericho looks on quite silent. FW ignores him and goes to pick up Blitz and she whips him into the ropes and catches him with CIAO BABY (scoop slam). Fire makes the cover… 1… 2… No, Blitz gets his shoulder up. Firewoman doesn’t let up as she picks Blitz up by the hair and tosses him to the outside and goes to follow. She runs along the apron and goes for a running shooting star press but Blitz notices at the last second and blasts Firewoman with a leg lariat as she rotates in the air. Glaw jumps to the outside and is trying to get both back in the ring, but Blitz ignores him as she whips Firewoman into the guardrail. He charges, but Fire’s able to get her head down and back body drops Blitz into the 2nd or 3rd row. She heads towards the ring and rolls in and back out to break the count as she heads back to Blitz. She reaches into the audience to grab him and attempts to suplex him back in, but Blitz blocks two attempts before getting Firewoman up himself and dropping her throat first over the guardrail. Blitz hops over the rail and in one motion grabs FW by the hair and slams her down on her back. He notices Glaw is up to 7 before he rolls in and breaks the count himself. He heads right back out and we can see the ref getting frustrated. Firewoman shakes the cobwebs clear and sees Blitz coming at her and the two start trading blows as they fight up the ramp. Sterling Glaw has followed them out this time and is trying to get them back in the ring to get this match finished in the ring. Both competitors are ignoring him as they continue to go move for move on the outside. Blitz with a beautiful Dynamite Kid-esque snap suplex onto the ramp, followed by Firewoman hitting a Davey Boy Smith-caliber delayed vertical suplex. These two are beating the living hell out of each other and Glaw is close to the breaking point it seems. He starts to head back to the ring as Blitz and Firewoman continue to brawl. Firewoman with a nice standing dropkick as she and Blitz are down just as Glaw gets into the ring and starts another count. He’s at 4 before Firewoman gets back to her feet and starts to head back to the ring. She makes it only a few steps before Blitz is up and spins her around. He kicks her right in the stomach and goes for a drop suplex. He tosses Fire up over his shoulder and heads right for the ring. He slides into the ring at the count of 7. Meanwhile Fire uses her awesome flexibility and spins in mid-air to land on her feet but as she does, she comes face to face with The Dead. She looks like she wants to hit him, but then she hears Glaw yell out 9. She turns around to head back to the ring, but there’s no chance she makes it to the ring and Glaw hits 10 and signals for the bell to be rung. Your winner is going to be Blitz here tonight, but the title can not change hands on a count-out so Firewoman will still be the OOWF Onslaught Champion. But the bigger picture here is that as soon as the final bell was rung, Dead didn’t waste time in his attack of Firewoman. He starts clubbing away on Firewoman and we can the bitch in her come out as she starts firing back with her own blows. They fight back towards the ring and unfortunately for Firewoman, Blitz is laying in wait and goes for a low-leg sweep just as The Dead hits a Thesz Press on her on the outside. That’s an innovative method of Total Elimination between Blitz and The Dead. They pick up Firewoman and toss her in the ring and just as they’re about to attack, the crowd cheers as The Amnesiac comes running out from the back. He gets in the ring and helps Firewoman up to her feet, but she pushes him away before she realizes who it was. She shakes her head clear and holds out her hand in apology to Amnesiac as the two stare down Blitz and Dead on the outside. Glaw gets back in the ring and hands Firewoman her Onslaught Championship Belt. She holds it and points at both Dead and Blitz calling them out for not being able to beat her for the belt no matter what they try. Behind her Amnesiac is also pointing at the two men on the floor, but out of the corner of his eye, we can notice him taking quick glances at the title belt. Firewoman seems to notice and moves the belt to her other hand as she slides out of the ring and hops over the guardrail and grabs Jericho as they walk out through the arena. Everyone else heads off to their own respective areas as this match is over. WINNER in 8:17 is Blitz as a result of a count-out. Still your Onslaught Champion though, Firewoman. GAELIC STORM vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match The crowd readies themselves with Sneeze Guard Shields and Clear Tarp; anticipating that there might be a little blood involved with this next match. A strong crowd pop for the former champs, as the Midnight Sons make their way down the ramp, as DH Magnusson and Spin “Freakin’” Hansen appear VERY focused making their way to the ring; essentially ignoring the crowd on their way down. The Dropkick Murphys start to blast through the PA, as the crowd also pops pretty strong for the new OOWF Tag Team Champions, Gaelic Storm make their way down to the ramp focused, but with big grins on their faces as they wear the belts to the ring. They hand over their belts to Referee Junior Hale, who looks a little nervous before holding them high in the air. This match will be for the OOWF World Tag Team Championship. He hands the belt to the timekeeper, who then calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY! It will be Hansen and McNasty to start and they get into an epic lockup. McNasty forces Hansen into the corner, but Magnusson blind-tags himself in, and clubbers McNasty about the neck and shoulders. He whips McNasty around and hits him with a THUNDERCRACK which starts McNasty’s nose bleeding. Magnusson goes for the early cover: 1,2, no. Magnusson locks in a Cross-Arm Breaker; and McNasty’s got some work to do. He finally manages to roll over and starts landing HUGE RIGHT HANDS to Magnusson’s face. Screaming in pain with each punch, McNasty manages to bust Magnusson’s nose as well it appears, and he starts to bleed too. Eventually, the blasts to the face are too much as Magnusson is forced to break the hold. McNasty crawls to his corner, dragging his left arm with him, and tags in Damon Wrath just as Magnusson manages to roll over and tag in Hansen. Hansen and Wrath charge each other in the middle of the ring and just start throwing HAYMAKER RIGHT HANDS at each other. After 6 or 7 blasts to the nose, Wrath joins everyone else in the match with his very own broken nose. Hansen hits a couple of sickening head butts before hitting a BIG rabbit punch to the back Wrath’s head. He whips Wrath into the ropes and Catches him with a WICKED POWER SLAM right into a cover: 1, 2, no. Hansen pulls up Wrath again and whips him, catching him with a BIG SAMOAN DROP! Cover: 1, 2, NO! Hansen slaps the mat just as the bloodied Wrath kicks out. Hansen flips Wrath onto his stomach, and looks like he wants to set up with a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, but Seamus McNasty charges across the ring and ORTON PUNTS him, forcing him off Wrath, but, since we live in reality, the Punt isn’t life altering, and Hansen clears the cobwebs while Hale forces McNasty into the corner. Hansen’s in rougher shape than he’s letting on, so he crawls to tag in Magnusson. DH is in and tries to pull up Wrath, but is met with a couple punches to the stomach, a Snap Mare Takeover and a Kick to the Back of the Head, stunning Magnusson enough to be able to tag in McNasty. McNasty and Magnusson lock up, and McNasty is able to smoothly pull DH up for a Fireman’s Carry into a Neck breaker. Quick cover gets 2. McNasty pulls Magnusson up for an Irish Whip into the ropes. McNasty tries to set something up, but Magnusson ducks and is able to go around and him a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Magnusson charges to follow up, but McNasty hits him with a LOWLANDS OF HOLLAND ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE! Crowd starts up an unexpected “Holy Shit” chant. McNasty got the better of that exchange and jumps up to the table and starts to pull out monitors and whatnot. Hale is BEGGING McNasty to stop from the ring before he starts a count. Hansen charges across the ring to help his partner, but Hale cuts him off. Wrath is recovered enough to help McNasty out, and grabs a STEEL CHAIR and starts to blast Magnusson in the face. McNasty is satisfied with the cleaning job, and Hale turns around just as Wrath drops the chair, and he admonishes Wrath back to the corner. McNasty pulls Magnusson onto the announce table, and Magnusson might be No, Nay, Never, No More; because he just got ANNIHILATED WITH THE WILD ROVER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! The crowd might have lost it with that one. Hansen sneaks around behind the back of Hale and snags a Steel Chair and ATTACKS McNasty with it. Wrath grabs his chair from before and ATTACKS Hansen with it Hale goes out to the floor imploring everyone to stop. They don’t, and Hale’s seen enough. WINNERS in 19:43 – NO CONTEST – Gaelic Storm are STILL OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! The 4 continue to beat on each other until they all collapse from exhaustion and probably blood loss. After a few minutes, McNasty exclaims, “Beer’s On Me” and they all of a sudden act like long lost buddies and head off, presumably to an establishment that sells cold adult beverages. DONOVAN VIPER vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as “Angry Chair” fires up over the loudspeakers. Donovan Viper heads to the ring swinging his trademark chain. The crowd only hears the opening notes of “With Jupiter in Mind” as the roar of the fans totally drowns out the entrance music of Concrete TG. Crete marches to the ring and up the steps, when Viper attacks knocking Crete to the floor. Viper pounds away on Crete with the chain, then backs up and goes for a Running Death Elbow. Crete ducks and flips Viper onto the Micronesian Announce Table, which somehow doesn’t break. Crete lands a couple of forearm shots before dragging Donnie to the ring. The Bell sounds and we’re underway! Crete chops Viper into a corner, the crowd Whooooo’ing along with every blow. Viper fights back, and gets short-arm clotheslined to the mat. Crete hits a jumping leg drop and starts to lock Viper in the Haas of Pain. Viper scurries to the ropes and forces a break. Viper slithers out of the ring to recuperate, but Crete has other ideas. HEADFIRST PLANCHA! Sends Viper crashing into the guardrail. Crete slams Viper into the ring post and crawls back in the ring to stop the count. Viper makes it to the apron, and Crete suplexes him back into the ring. Crete again goes for the Haas of pain, and Viper again makes it to the ropes. Viper reverses an Irish whip and catches CTG with a big powerslam for a 2 count. Viper drags Crete up and sends him into the ropes, catching him with a belly to belly suplex. Viper goes straight for the Anaconda Vice, but struggles to lock it in. Crete battles his way out of it, but immediately gets a Tajiri kick to the head. Viper slams Crete to the mat and drops a vicious knee to Crete’s head. Crete sweeps Vipers leg and hits the ropes. Viper gets to his feet in time to catch CTG with a fireman’s carry. Viper tries for the GTS on CTG, but Crete slides behind Viper and rolls him up for a 2 count. Viper pops up and gets KICK WHAM DDT’d Crete hits a springboard moonsault for a 2.9898989 count. Viper low blows CTG and bulldogs him into the corner. Donnie hits the Sidewinder for what appears to be a 3 count, but the referee sees Crete’s leg on the bottom rope and calls off the pin. Viper gets to his feet and is PISSED, getting in the referee’s face and pushing him into the corner. Crete spins Viper around and hits an overhead release belly to belly suplex. CTG pulls Viper to his feet for a short-arm clothesline. FINAL JUSTICE! Crete covers Viper and the referee slides in 1…2…AND VIPER KICKS OUT! CTG is momentarily stunned and HE turns to the referee to question his call. Viper hits a back cracker on CTG and covers for a 2.9898989 count. Viper screams at the referee who quickly scurries away from Donnie. CTG arm drags Viper, who bounces out to the floor, grabs the chain, and rushes into the ring. The referee attempts to stop him, and gets clobbered with the chain. CTG ducks a wild chain swing and tackles Viper to the mat. The two men proceed to pound away on each other until TWGFT rush to ringside. FFMac and Hardcore hold CTG down for Viper, who BLASTS him with a Chain Elbow. Firechild and Amnesiac run to the ring to save their comrade from further damage. Attitude Adjuster and The Dead come down the ramp to join the fray, but are caught from behind by Firewoman and Phantos. They exchange blows until stage hands and OOWF officials come from all corners to restore order. WINNER Via Disqualification; in 12:43; Concrete TG! LD WILLIAMS vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match The crowd is buzzing anticipating quite the slobberknocker tonight. The lights start to flicker and AC/DC starts up, followed shortly by the beer-swilling Outback Jack; who gets an awesome pop from the crowd. He apparently has a whole 6-pack with him and manages to finish off 4 before getting into the ring and pounding the 5th. He smiles at Senior Referee Mel Creech who just kind of sighs and looks away. Pyro goes off and the Heavyweight Champion LD Williams comes down to “Jekyll and Hyde” by Petra. It’s a mixed reaction for the crowd, surprisingly; and the Champ seems a little surprised by the lack of boos as well. LD, in typical no-nonsense fashion just climbs into the ring, and hands the belt to Creech who holds the belt high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title. LD is bouncing back and forth on his feet, and OBJ finishes Beer 6 and heaves the can into the crowd. Creech takes that as the “ready to wrestle” signal and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY! It’s a lockup to start, resulting in a stalemate; neither man able to budge the other. Eventually, OBJ finds some strength reserve and forces LD into the turnbuckle. Creech calls for the break, and OBJ backs off cleanly, but not before LD drills him with a big kick into the “lower abdomen”. OBJ doubles over, and LD easily hops to the 2nd turnbuckle and nails OBJ with a double axehandle, felling the big man to the mat. Knee drop to the back of the head is followed by a solid hammerlock. LD has it cinched in very tightly, and really seems to be working the shoulder. After a minute or so, OBJ is able to roll to the nearby ropes, and LD uses the full 5-count before breaking. OBJ takes this opportunity to roll out to the floor and gather his thoughts. With his back turned, LD quickly rolls out of the ring, only to eat a HUGE BOOMERANG! LD is laid out, and OBJ rolls into the ring to break the count. He rolls back out to the apron and hits a BIG LEGDROP from the apron to the floor on LD. OBJ hefts LD up, and WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL POST! LD hit it forehead first, and he’s split open. As LD stumbles back, OBJ catches him and hits an INVERTED DDT! OBJ again rolls back into the ring to break the count as the World Champ tries to figure out where he is. OBJ rolls back out to the floor, and goes over to beat on LD again, but OBJ, with his back facing a semi-interested Mel Creech eats an ELBOW to the, let’s say “lower abdomen” but this one was probably low. OBJ doubles over, and LD recovers enough to hit him with his Signature DDT, and OBJ is in rough shape. LD drags the big man to his feet, and LD WHIPS~! Him the length of the ring all the way into the STEEL STEPS! LD rolls in to break the count, and the camera cuts to OBJ, sprawled out on the floor, and Steel Steps strewn across the floor. LD rolls out and smirks, picks up half of the Steel Steps and just SLAMS them down on OBJ’s head; 2, 3, 4 times. OBJ is in REALLY big trouble as the Champ rolls into the ring, before rolling out to do some housecleaning on the announce table. OBJ is motionless as the bloody LD drags the even bloodier OBJ to the St. Crucian Announce Table, and sets OBJ up for the Signature DDT, but OBJ COUNTERS, and has LD set up for a BIG PILEDRIVER…AND CONNECTS COLLAPSING THE TABLE!!! Both men appear to be in rough shape, but Creech only appears to care about LD, and checks on him to make sure he’s alive. The Champ does appear to be alive, albeit barely, and Creech retreats to the ring to start the count. The count is at 5 when there appears to be movement in the pile of rubble. It’s 7 when OBJ manages to drag his carcass across the floor and to the ring apron. Creech completes the 10 count just as OBJ rolls into the ring…and he calls for the bell, and gives his official decision. WINNER by COUNTOUT in 12:16 – OUTBACK JACK! LD Williams is STILL your OOWF World Heavyweight Champion! Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWFBrawl of Saigon PPV, Live June 29th from Saigon, Vietnam! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! June 4th from Jakarta, Indonesia! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Jack Quinn May 28, 2008 21:57:01 GMT -5 |
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Camera fades to dirty bar with broken bottles, bodies and barstools lay scattered about
Damon: "Seamus, Midnight Sons called us out..." Seamus: "So they did" Damon: "Talked about the good ol days, about long forgotten has beens and never was" Seamus: "So they did" Rory: "Talked about crappy bingo halls where they would spend their hard earned money to go see rasslers, poke each other with forks" Seamus: "So they did" Connor: "They questioned whether they we had the stones to kill" Seamus: "So they did:" Rory:" I guess they don't know what like life in Belfast was like, running from the law living for the IRA" Seamus: "No they don't" Liam: "Think they ever watch a friend die in a bomb blast as you held in guts in your hands and tried to put them back into his stomach?" Seamus: "No they don't" Connor: " They say they want thier belts back" Seamus: 'So they did" Liam: "Granddad used to say shit in one hand and want in the the other and see which one gets full" Seamus: "So he did" Connor: "They lost the belts" Seamus: " So they did" Rory: "They need to adjust to life after the belts, it's ok to be average mid card bit players, the company needs those type of ultility players" Seamus: "So they do" Damon: "You see Sons, your time is past, the midnight sun has set and a new day has dawned, the storm clouds gather and a strom is brewing...take shelter sons, lock your doors, hide your women, it's OK to be afraid, it's makes you human, don't let ego destroy you, don't allow false bravado be your downfall. You still have a long career ahead of you if you let it go and leave us be..." Seamus: "So it is"
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Karm - thanks, not sure how I missed that. Well, actually, I am not surprised I missed that, its me after all.
Serg - gotta give credit to Sop for thinking that up, but I agree, it is a cool concept and would be fun to see done in wrestling
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Jack Quinn May 26, 2008 9:21:33 GMT -5 |
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Solly: "Why Flounder?" OBJ: (belch) "Why not?"
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The Jewish Cunthead May 25, 2008 17:34:51 GMT -5 |
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well, since the 10-02-08 rankings, Hardcore is 6-12, not horrible. Especially considering he was 3-12 before that. So he bumped his winning percentage from .200 to .333
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Jack Quinn May 22, 2008 14:35:27 GMT -5 |
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See...even your fag stable friend agrees with me Donnie...give the belt back to Alexander.
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DevSop May 22, 2008 14:19:45 GMT -5 |
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(A green Hummer pulls up to the Taipe Arena. The camera makes its way toward it to see the writing Ultimo Inc. on the door. The Hummer stops and the Door opens. We see Dr. Diana Podvod step out of the passenger seat. She goes and opens up the back door. Out steps Tytan, and is followed by another person. BlondeInterviewChick heads toward the three.)
BIC: Dr. Podvod welcome to the OOWF. Dr.: It's nice to be here. But tonight it's not about being friendly with everyone. We are here to show the newest product from Ultimo Inc. The world we give you Tytan! Tytan: (Growls and flexes) BIC: Wow, (To Dr.) He doesn't say much does he? Dr: Tytan talks when he has something to say and right now he will let his action do is speaking for him. (They start to walk to the arena, and BIC follows.) BIC: Another question for you? Who is the man with you? (They all stop and Dr. turns to BIC.) Dr.: I'm sorry I didn't introduce you. World, and members of the OOWF this is Mr Johnathan Steele. He is the brains and money behind Ultimo Inc. BIC: It's an honor to meet you sir. Steele: Thank you, tonight you will see the begining. The begining of the future. Tytan is the prototype of what will become the wrestler of the 21st Century. He is a specimen of perfection. He is quicker,stronger, and smarter then the wrestlers of today. Now that we are here in the OOWF the world will now see it. Let's go. (Everyone starts to walk away.) BIC: Tytan? Any words. (Tytan stops and turns to the camera) Tytan: Welcome to your Ultimate Future. (He turns and everyone walks inside.) BIC: We will just have to wait and see what happens with Ultimo Inc. (Fade to Black)
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fasteddie May 21, 2008 21:31:33 GMT -5 |
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No one listens to you. Be quiet.
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THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. EMPTY TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title Taipei Death Match
The lights in the arena go dark and an eerie black light slowly fills the arena and we see two men, dressed in black walk out on top of the stage, both men have their faces painted a ghostly white with a blank stares on their face. They slowly look up and we see that it is Empty Team, legendary in Japan for their sheer brutality. The men raise their fists and we see they are wrapped in tape with pieces of glass glued to the tape. They make their way to the ring, which is surrounded by a barbed wire cage and step inside and stand and wait menacingly for their opponents. The opening strains to “A Little Time” by Helloween blares through the arena sending the Japanese crowd into hysterics and The Midnight Sons step to the top of the ramp, dressed for battle with their hands taped just like OBJ’s and Gator’s were. The Sons storm the ring and climb through the door, the referee closes the makeshift door and locks it, and this one is underway! All four men meet in the center of the ring and we have a stare down folks. The crowd gets quiet as all four men just stare at each other and don’t move. The arena becomes silent with anticipation and you could cut the tension with a knife. Then, one of the men flinches just slightly and the war is on. All four men start stinging, and every where they connect they leave slight cuts. Magnusson grabs Gator and blisters his chest with back hand chops until his chest looks like hamburger. Jack catches Spin with a shot to the head that opens a nasty gash and momentarily stuns Spin. Jack grabs him and throws him into the wire where Spin gets his arm caught and comes away with a nice long gash. But Spin just gets angry at this and charges back to Jack and catches him with a boot to the gut doubling him over. Spin grabs Jack and lifts him for a power bomb, then runs him into the barbed wire cage, letting him slide down the barbed wire, tearing his back open in the process. Magnusson pulls Gator out of the corner and tries to pull him to the wire, but Gator slips behind Magnusson and hits an Olympic slam that stuns DHM, Gator pulls Magnusson over to the ropes and rakes his face across the bottom of the cage, then leaves him there, bounds off the opposite ropes and connects with a boot to the back of the head that drives Magnusson’s head into the barbed wire, catching his hair and tearing his scalp. Spin comes to his partner’s aid, catching Gator in the back of the head with a forearm, then sending him to the ropes and power slamming Gator on the rebound. Hansen covers, but Jack makes the save at two. Jack pulls Hansen to his feet and knees him in the gut, then sends him into the corner and follows him in with a high knee to the jaw. Hansen’s staggers a bit, and Gator charges and takes him out with a spear! Jack covers but Magnusson manages to free himself and dive in with an elbow to the back of the head before the referee counts three. Magnusson grabs Jack and throws him into the wire, then hammers him with shots to the face, then hauls him up in a vertical suplex, and runs him chest first into the wire! Jack gets hung on the wire and hangs there like a side of beef! His leg gets tangled in the wire and each time he moves the barbs dig into his flesh and cut him deeper. The referee runs over and tries to free him. Meanwhile the Sons grabs Gator and send him to the ropes and double whip him into the cage on the opposite side. Gator rebounds, a bloody mess and Magnusson catches him in a bear hug, while Spin hits the ropes and connects with the HART ATTACK! Gator is stunned and Spin covers, but the referee is still trying to free Jack. Magnusson grabs the referee and tells him to make the count, but Gator manages to roll his shoulder before the three count anyway. Jack finally frees himself from the barbed wire and falls to the mat. Magnusson wastes no time in putting the boots to him. Meanwhile Spin pulls Gator off the mat and scoops him up for a slam, but Gator slips over his shoulder, spins Spin around and catches him with an uppercut that slices Spin’s jaw, sending him to his knees in pain. Gator bounds off the ropes and connects with a kick to Spin’s face that sends him flat to the mat. Gator makes his way to the cage and tears off a strand of the barbed wire and wraps it around Spin’s throat and chokes him with it, digging the barbs into his neck. Gator isn’t paying attention and Magnusson flies across the ring and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline from hell. Spin pulls the barbs out of his neck as Magnusson mounts a dazed Gator and hammers away. Jack finally gets to his feet and limps toward Spin, grabs him from behind and plants him on the mat with a Scorpion death drop, then charges (as much as he can) across the ring and dills Magnusson in the back of the head with an elbow. Empty Team pulls Magnusson to the center of the ring and hits the CALL OF THE WILD!! They nearly cut Magnusson in half! Jack covers, but Spin manages to crawl across the ring and rake his eyes breaking up the pin. Gator pounces on Spin and beats him mercilessly on the back of the head. Spin goes limp and Gator gets a glassy eyed look on his face and pulls Spin up and hits THE CHOMP!! SPIN COULD BE DEAD! Gator covers, but now it is Magnusson’s turn to save his partner at the last second. All four men struggle to their feet and Gator charges at Magnusson, but DH sidesteps and sends him into the barbed wire and catches him on the rebound in the katihajime! Jack tries to save his partner but he runs into a spine buster from Spin Hansen, planting him on the mat. Spin pulls Jack to his feet and scoops him up on his shoulders and drives him to the mat with a Death Valley Driver! Magnusson releases the hold and they pull Gator to his feet, and pulls him up for a power bomb, Spin climbs to the top rope and pauses for a second getting his balance and wiping the blood from his eyes, he leaps and drives an elbow into Gator’s chest just as Magnusson DRIVES him to the mat. Spin drapes his arm across Gator’s chest, and Magnusson turns and nails Jack with a clothesline sending both men to the mat as the referee makes the blood soaked one, two, three. WINNERS in 18:43 – The Midnight Sons LD WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS COLE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match Stare down at the bell and a stiff handshake... which neither guy breaks. They pull each other in and go nose to nose, exchanging obscenities to one another. Williams points to the belt being held by the timekeeper, and Cole points that way as well. Finally, the tension snaps and they have at it, lefts and rights, and we have a slugout. Cole gets the upper hand and back LDW to the ropes, but Williams reverses an Irish Whip. The champ looks for a knee lift, but Cole swings around the knee and gets a quick schoolboy rollup for two, and LDW pops up fast, and Cole tells him he was THISCLOSE from winning the OOWF title in two minutes. Collar and elbow tie-up, and Williams works a headlock, shoved off, and a shoulder block gets nothing. A second try goes nowhere, so Williams grabs the headlock again, and takes Cole over. LDW works the headlock on the mat, and Cole fights to his knees. CC turns it over and gets the champion's shoulders down, but Cap rolls it back over and gets the leverage back, so Cole goes to the ropes instead. Clean if apprehensive break, and CC powders out to regroup. Williams is in no hurry to drag him back in, and Cole steps back in at 8. Another lockup and Cole gets the edge on this one. LD can't shake the hammerlock and tries a snapmare, but can't get the angle for it. To the ropes, but Cole pulls him back. LD finally works his way around and out, reversing the hold, and he drives CC sternum first to the corner. Again, and again, and LDW gets a belly to back. Williams works him over on the mat, and drives some knees to the stomach. Bow and arrow, and CC gets a foot under the rope to break. Up to their feet, and Williams gets an abdominal stretch... with assistance from the ropes naturally, but the ref kicks him off the ropes, and Cole gets a hip toss to break. CC drops a knee, but misses, and Williams goes back to work, with a soccer kick to the gut and half crab. Cole grabs LD's leg though and counters into a sharpshooter. Williams grabs the ropes in desperation for the break, pops up and charges, but eats a HUGE clothesline that turns him inside out. CC stomps the hell out of him and drops some elbows. Cole tosses LDW over the top and we pause to take a breather. CC follows out and lays in the boots on the floor... then to the post. And to the rail. And to the post. And to the rail. And to the post. Williams is a bloody mess by this point, and Cole rolls him back in. Cole takes too long getting back in though, and Williams sweeps his legs out and catapults him into the post, and Cole falls off the turnbuckle and over to the floor. Williams shakes the cobwebs and follows out, and now it's Cole's turn to eat steel. To the post... and again... and again. Guillotine on the guardrail and Williams wants a pile driver on the steps. But Cole backdrops him off to the floor with a splat. CC in to break the count and back out. Cole tries a pile driver of his own on the floor, but Williams drives him back first to the post, but a wild clothesline hits the post and Williams is hurt. Cole with a high knee to the shoulder and we go back in. CC stomps the shoulder then drags Williams up by the bad arm and slams it off the turnbuckle. CC wraps it around the ropes until a forced break. LD fights back with the other hand and Cole goes to the eyes. Single arm DDT gets two. Shortarm shoulder blocks work the hell out of the shoulder, and Cole wrenches it for good measure. Williams rolls out of it and gets a clothesline of his own. LDW tries a cross face, but Cole grabs the bad arm and slings him over with it and works an arm bar. Williams fights up via the hair, elbows out, and gets a snap mare and ensuing dropkick to the back of the head. Gutwrench suplex aggravates the arm and LD shakes it off. Another try is blocked and Cole gets a hammerlock slam. Shortarm clothesline misses though and Williams segues directly into rolling Germans. 5...6....7....8...9...10...11...12...13...14!!! Cole is out of it, and Williams ain't far behind him. Woozy cover gets two, as Cole gets a foot on the rope. Williams pulls CC away from the rope and gets two. LD hooks the leg and only gets two, and the champ is irritated. LD pulls him up and Cole goes to the eyes again, grabs the bad arm and takes LD down right over his shoulder with a stiff judo throw. Cole stomps the arm and pulls him back up by it. To the ropes, but Cole puts his head down too soon and Williams sets up for the DDT~! But Cole blocks with an inverted atomic drop and grabs LD for the HEADLINER~! But Williams blocks with the counter of all counters... a headbutt to the nuts! Cole falls backwards and Williams lands on top! One... two... but Cole kicks out!! Williams rolls him over and locks in the STF~! Cole reaches for the ropes immediately and grabs them, and we get a break. Back up, and Williams tries the DDT again... but Cole drives him backward to the corner, and the ref gets sandwiched!! Cole sees an opportunity, rolls out and grabs the title belt from the timekeeper. In the collision, Williams loses sight of Cole, and CC sneaks in from behind and drill LD right in the shoulder with the title!! Cole slaps on a Code Red cross armbreaker in the middle of the ring, but there's no ref to ask for a submission. Cole gives up on it and sets the belt just so in the ring. HEADLINER ON THE BELT.... but NO! Williams rolls thru it, both guys pop up and Williams nails Cole with the DDT ON THE BELT~! LD slides the belt out of the ring and covers. The ref is over one.........two........thr, but COLE KICKS OUT!! STF dead center of the ring!! Williams has it locked in, but can't cinch it in precisely due to the bad arm, so Williams opts for a modified variation to make do. Cole refuses to tap out, screaming "NO!" to the official. Williams pulls back on it as much as he can and Cole is fading. Ref gives him the arm test... one time and down. Two times and down. Three times and.... Cole's arm stays up. Cole tries to fight out of the hold, but can wiggle out and goes limp again. Ref checks him again. One time.... and the bell sounds as the time limit expires! 60:00 WINNER - TIME LIMIT DRAW Williams releases the hold and both men slowly get to their feet. The referee hands Williams his title and he holds it high in the air for Cole to see. The two men go nose to nose and have a heated exchange. Williams says something and Cole turns away and seems to consider his options, then snaps back around and everyone expects him to deck Williams, but instead he shakes his hand, then raises the champs arm in victory, or at least in non-loss. The two members of Bennett’s Army leave the ring as the crowd gives them an applause for their effort. ALEXANDER DARLING & ??? vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & POE This is the match that a lot of people have been waiting for. We’ve seen amazing action tonight from the technical to the aerial to the violence. But what we have planned next may wind up being all three or it could be the complete destruction of Alexander Darling. We still have no idea who, if there even is one, will be tagging with Alex in this match up. He had no luck from what we were able to see this week on OOWF TV, but within the last day he was told by his sister that everything was taken care of; so let’s see what we have in store. “There Can Be Only One” booms big over the loudspeaker and leads right into the well known beat of “Prelude 12/21.” Alexander Darling steps out onto the ramp and he looks behind him but no one steps out to join him. He stands there for a moment and this crowd is the loudest we’ve heard tonight as they mercilessly boo Darling. He seems to take a deep breath as “Princes of the Universe” kicks in; he cracks his neck and makes his way down the aisle. It’s almost impossible to even hear his music with how vicious the crowd is being. About halfway down, Darling seems to make a decision and his entire demeanor changes and he starts going back at the fans. It seems the crowd has woken up the part of Darling that has been missing for the past week. He starts pushing past the fans that are reaching out to him and makes his way around the ring. He hops up onto the apron and steps through the ropes and walks right up to the ring announcer and snatches the microphone right out of his hands. Alexander Darling: God Fucking Damn…it’s good to be home. I guess it was too much to ask that you people would realize I did you all a favor when I sent that relic back behind the woodshed. So, now I get to do it again and this time I can send another relic back with him. So, Moosey and Poe, you scarred-up freak of nature, get your asses down here. You both wanted me, well come get me. The lights get low and Ministry’s “Scarecrow” starts to play. After a few moments Moosehead Jack steps out and he’s brandishing a barbed-wire bat. He points it at Darling as he walks down the aisle and mouths the words “It’s your turn to be carved.” Alexander just smirks at him as he’s hopping around the ring. We haven’t seen this much energy from Darling in a while, but it doesn’t seem to be influencing Moosehead Jack at all as he stares up into the ring at Alexander with cold, dead eyes. They stare each other down for a second before Moose turns back to the entrance and nods his head. Poe’s video plays, then the arena goes dark and we hear “Thump thump thump thump thump…Hey hey hey hey hey;” the unmistakable opening of Metallica’s S&M Version of “For Whom The Bell Tolls” starts to play and this crowd in Tokyo, Japan fucking erupts. The roof is blowing off the building as they all look toward the entrance. The flames explode and if you look in the ring you can see Alexander Darling trying to keep a straight face, but he is as pale as a ghost right now. Back near the entrance, up through the circle of flames comes Poe. The big Egyptian man has a long black duster on over a topless upper body and long black pants with the ankh symbol down the legs. He stands at the top of the aisle soaking in the cheers of this crowd who hasn’t seen him since that night when the man in the ring broke his ankle and many believe almost broke his spirit. We shall find out just how broken Poe is in just a few moments. He makes his way down the aisle never breaking eye contact with Darling until he’s standing next to Moosehead Jack. The two old friends, possibly, give a quick look to one another before they both rush into the ring. They charge Darling but he quickly bails through the middle rope and rushes around the ring and starts backing up the aisle. He taps the microphone a few times, Alexander: Poe, good to see you able to stand. I was worried you’d never be able to again, but damn, you two really are fucking gullible. Did you really think I’d come out here and face you two psychos by myself. I may be many things, but stupid is not one of them. Now maestro, if you will, my partner’s music please. “There’s Nothing Like a Trail of Blood to Find Your Way Back Home” plays over the sound system…this can’t be right; Sixx AM’s “Life is Beautiful” starts to play. This is the original theme song of Alexis Darling, but there’s no chance…oh my god…here she comes to stand next to her brother. AND she is dressed to wrestle. I can not believe what I am seeing right now; it looks like we have our match and it will be Moosehead Jack & Poe facing the Darling Twins. Moose and Poe are standing at the ropes staring at the Darlings when Alexis puts her hand out and her brother hands her the microphone. This crowd is going nuts booing right now and it’s damn hard to hear what Alexis is trying to say. Alexis Darling: Thank you brother. For a long time I was scared of both of you in that ring, but not anymore. Not here, not now, not ever again. And while I’d like nothing more than to get my hands on either one of you, that’s not going to happen. There was a reason I was looked at as the coldest bitch in this country and it’s because I don’t care what prices have to be paid or what measures need to be taken to ensure the Darlings rightful place. Gentlemen, I’d turn around if I were you. Holy shit…is that…Moosehead Jack and Poe turn around and walk right into a double clothesline from Davin MOTHERFUCKIN’ Moreland. Alexander is rushing down the aisle and joins Moreland in the ring. The two look at each other for a second before they both nod and hold out their fists and they bump knuckles. *Alexander Darling & Davin Moreland vs. Moosehead Jack and Poe – No DQ* Davin heads towards Poe while Alexander turns his attention towards Moose. Alexis Darling is on the outside directing traffic when the ref, Pee Wee Moore, realizes this match isn’t going to get a normal start so he just calls for the bell and we’re officially underway here in what is sure to be a brawl for the ages. AD is really laying into Moose in one corner while DM does the same to Poe in the opposite. AD and DM simultaneously jump up onto the middle turnbuckle and start punching their opponents as the crowd reflexively counts along. “Ichi, Ni, San, Shi, Go, Roku., Shichi…” They only get to a 7 count before Poe and MHJ both toss their guys off and reverse their positions. Moose and Poe are now lighting up Darling and Moreland with a combination of knife-hand chops and back elbows. Moose grabs Darling by the hand as Poe does the same to Davin. They both go for whips into the corner, but Davin is able to reverse his and in doing so sends Poe right at the man he’s been waiting to get his hands on for a little over 9 months now. THESZ Press by Poe and he’s throwing hard rights and lefts while Darling tries to cover up as best he can. This lets Moose and Davin alone for a second as they look at each other. Davin makes a charge towards Moose as Poe and Darling roll out of the way. Moose sidesteps Moreland and follows him right into the corner with a roaring forearm. Moose with a hip toss on Moreland out of the corner as Poe drags Darling to his feet and hoists him straight up into the air in a military press slam. Poe is showing off his power as MHJ looks on in glee. Poe turns to face all four sides of the arena before dropping Darling like a bad habit. Moreland grabs Darling and drags him to the outside to recover and think of a new game plan. They meet up with Alexis, but they don’t have a lot of time to go over things as Moose and Poe head out and on their way to meet DM and AD they pick up a chair and start stalking their opponents. Davin and Alex notice the two men chasing them down and slide back into the ring and are quickly followed by Moose and Poe. Alex kicks Moose as he rolls in causing him to drop the chair while Davin cuts off Poe before he can get Alexander with a drop toe-hold and his chair falls to the mat as well. Alex goes to charge Moose, but Moose is a step ahead and drops down and uses his leverage to toss Darling to the outside. Moose follows him out there and they start brawling around the ringside area. Meanwhile inside the ring Davin has picked up the chair and is forcing Poe to retreat into the corner. But you know what they say when you back a man into a corner; they come out fighting and boy does Poe as he jumps up and nails Davin with a kick to the face. Davin staggers back and Poe charges, but Davin barely gets the chair up and both men’s heads crash into the chair. They are both down on the mat for now so lets go back to the outside where pick up the action as Alexander is trying to send Moose crashing into the guardrail, but Moose reverses it and Darling’s back slams hard. Moose takes a moment and starts looking under the ring and he pulls out a trashcan filled with weapons. He looks through the weapons before finding what he wanted and he pulls out a computer keyboard and walks up to Darling. Darling tries to kick Moose away, but Moose responds with a few hard lefts as he holds the keyboard in his right. Darling slumps back again as Moose’s punches seemed to have taken a toll. One more left hand from Moose is quickly followed up by a vicious shot over the head by the keyboard. Numerous keys go flying after smashing Darling in the skull and he crumples to the ground as Moose starts to really into him with some kicks. Moose finds a chair and places it right in front of Darling’s face as walks back a few steps. He takes a running start and slams into the chair with his knee forcing Alexander Darling’s face and skull to rattle back and forth between the chair and guardrail. Moose gets back to his feet and tosses the chair aside as Darling is a bloody mess as he lays back on the ground. MHJ looks like he wants to continue to beat Darling senseless but he looks in the ring and notices that Davin has the chair in his hands again. Moose looks down at Darling one more time before getting into the ring and spinning Davin around to face him. Davin swings the chair wildly but MHJ gets out of the way just in the nick of time. As Davin spins back to face Poe he is absolutely nailed by a SPINNING BACK FIST from Poe. Davin is staggered and walks right into an elbow right on the top of his head from Moose. He pin balls back to Poe and eats a knife-hand chop. Back to MHJ and Davin catches a chop right to the base of the neck; and back again to Poe who grabs him and starts lying in with some Muay Thai knees right to the stomach. Poe’s had enough and tosses him to Moose who hits a beautiful snap slam while Poe runs flying past both men and goes flying over the top rope and crushes the barely standing Alexander Darling with a beautiful plancha. That is such an awesome move from someone Poe’s size and he hit it perfectly. Alexis is about to rush over to check on her brother when she’s stopped dead in her tracks by the standing Poe who seems to be taunting her with the kicks he’s giving to her brother. Poe is really enjoying this moment as he beats Darling down right in front of his sister, going so far as to reach down and take some of Alex’s blood and smears it across his chest as some sort of war paint. Poe is looking to punish Alexander here as he rolls him inside the ring right near the corner and he spreads Darling’s legs from the outside and crotches him around the ring post. He wraps Darling’s legs around the ring post…we haven’t seen this move in a while RINGPOST FIGURE 4. Darling is thrashing wildly in pain but can’t do anything about it until Poe decides it’s finally time to let go. Back inside the ring Davin is finally getting to his feet and is now trading blows with Moosehead Jack. Moose should have the advantage here based on the fact he’s taken less of a pounding so far in this match, but it looks like Davin’s second adrenaline rush is kicking in and he’s now blocking Moose’s blows and returning with much fervor. He’s got MHJ backed into the corner and he seems to be tired of the normal rights and lefts and this time he decides to screw it all and just plants his boot right between Moose’s legs and he just crumbles to the mat. He holds his boot right to Moose’s throat and seems to be trying to choke him to death. With the referee basically letting anything and everything go there is no one there to stop him from killing Moose; well no one except Alexis Darling on the outside who is yelling at Moreland and pointing at her brother. Davin looks to the outside and sees that Poe has Alexander up in another military press position and is about to drop him on face first right onto the Atlantis announce table. Davin throws one last kick at Moose’s face before heading through the ropes and jumping to the floor. He runs around the outside of the ring, and he barely gets there in time to stop Poe from dropping Alex. Davin comes face to face with Poe and they stare at each other for a moment and we can see Poe say “This isn’t your fight, so stay out of my way.” Davin seems to consider this for a moment and is about to turn around when he hits Poe with a back kick causing Alexander to slip from his grasp. Alexis rushes over and takes a towel from under the ring and starts to clean up her brother as Poe keeps trying to get over to them but is cut off time after time by Moreland. Poe keeps pushing Moreland off and getting closer and closer to the Darlings until finally Moreland has enough and runs full steam at Moreland and pushes him right into the steel ring post. Poe has enough oh his wits about him to move a little bit at the last second and the post just hits him in the shoulder but it does enough to give Alexander time to recover. Davin picks Poe up and tosses him in the ring before helping Alexander the rest of the way to his feet. Darling looks at the bloody towel in his sister’s hands and gets a dark sneer across his face. He tosses one of the announcers out of his chair and tosses it to Davin before grabbing the other announcer and stealing his chair at well. He joins Moreland and together they get into the ring and for the first time we see Alexander approach Poe on his own. Poe is getting to his knees as Alex walks up to him and is yelling something at him in Japanese. Poe is motioning for Alexander to do it; so he acquiesces. Darling swings the chair right at Poe’s skull and connects with a sickening bang. But Poe takes the shot and gets up one leg; he motions for Alexander to swing again and once again Alex obliges him and cracks him. That one staggers Poe, but this man is a freak…he’s now completely standing up and hitting himself in the chest telling Alexander to hit him again. Darling looks at the chair and can not believe that Poe is standing but says fuck this and swings with all his power and fucking nails Poe right between the eyes with the hardest chair shot yet. Poe falls to the mat and Darling looks happy with his work for the briefest of moments before Poe rolls over and starts to stand again. We can see Darling mouth the words “Fuck this,” before motioning to his sister and she slides in something for her brother. He looks down and picks up the two light tubes his sister slid in; and now Darling just waits for Poe. Poe gets to his knees and turns towards Darling and as soon as he does he’s met with the light tubes crashing against both sides of his skull. Poe crashes back to the mat and Darling jumps on top of him with a piece of the light tube and starts digging it into Poe’s forehead. We turn away from the two long-time rivals to focus on what Moose and Davin Moreland are up to and we see that they are fighting over the chair, Moose looks like he’s about to gain the advantage when he looks down and sees Alexis Darling holding his leg. He’s about to reach down to grab her when we see him smile…wait, Moosehead Jack is smiling…now we can see why as El Muerte is coming down the aisle and he spins Alexis around. Alexis starts backing away from El Muerte and she stumbles back and falls to the ground as EM stands over her. Inside the ring, Moose finally wrenches control of the chair away from Davin Moreland and is about to swing at him when Davin drops to the ground and Alexander comes flying and uses Moreland as a boost and hits a beautiful POETRY IN MOTION kicking the chair right into Moose’s face. As soon as AD hits it though he notices Muerte stalking his sister and motions toward the back and we see Firewoman make her way out. Muerte doesn’t notice Firewoman behind him, but that’s about to be balanced by the fact that neither Davin nor Alexander notice that Poe is being joined by The Dead in the ring behind them. On the outside of the ring Firewoman is grabbing Muerte by back of his mask and grabs him around the head and hits him with a Fire Drop on the concrete while at the same exact time The Dead is CLOSING THE CASKET on Alexander Darling and Poe is YAKUZA KICKING Davin Moreland right in the face. Poe turns his attention towards Darling and the two start trading blows with Poe getting a decided advantage as Alex tries to recover from the kick by Dead. Moose is getting to his feet and goes right after Moreland and those two are just killing each other but again Moose gains the advantage as he drops Davin with a sick double-arm DDT. The Dead notices Firewoman on the outside and gets a running start and goes for a SPACE FLYING THUNDER DROP on Fire but as he’s coming down he’s met with a sledgehammer between the eyes being held by Alexis Darling. Where in the world did she pull that from…hey is that….no it couldn’t be…could it? We don’t really have time to focus here on that as inside the ring Darling and Davin have fought back to their feet and we’re at a stalemate in the ring. Alexander and Moreland back up a step as Moose and Poe take a step towards them and we can see that Firewoman and Alexis Darling have slid into the ring behind their two most hated people in the world. The two women are brandishing chairs and as soon as they get enough room they swing them right into the backs of Moosehead Jack and Poe, respectively. Both men stagger and are feeling the effects from the chair, but not enough to drop them as they both turn to face the women behind them. Just as Moose and Poe are about to reach out and grab Fire and Alexis, Davin and Alexander jump up onto the shoulders of their opponents and in one shockingly quick movement they hit simultaneous POISON RANAS (reverse hurricanranas) on MHJ and Poe. Darling and Moreland get to their feet and Alexander points to the outside where Dead and Muerte are recovering. He and Firewoman head to the outside to toss them into the ring where they are met with a few kicks from Davin and Alexis. Fire and Alexander get back in the ring and the three members of The DEA along with Davin Moreland seem to be in complete control at the moment of this match and all four are seemingly enjoying the reaction they are getting from the crowd here. Even while covered in blood Alexander Darling, more than anyone, seems to relishing in this atmosphere and is directing the actions in the ring. He motions his sister towards El Muerte and does the same with Firewoman and The Dead, as well as with Davin Moreland and Moosehead Jack while he himself goes over to where Poe is laying on the mat and leaving a puddle of blood. All four people complete stereo scoop slams. These four are completely in synch here for a group that should not so easily be on the same page. The four slams are quickly followed up by all four rolling their significant dance partners onto their stomachs and crossing their legs as they step in between. These four can not be doing what I think they’re about to do…can they? All four reach down and pick up their opponent by the back of the head or in Darling and Poe’s case by Poe’s eyes. All four are in position and STEREO MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMPS…Alexis on Muerte, Firewoman on Dead, Davin on Moose, and Alexander on Poe…I can not believe these four just hit a QUADSTOMP in this match. High fives are passed around and Alexis and Firewoman roll Muerte and Dead out of the ring while Alexander and Davin give a quick nod to one another. Alexis and Firewoman are dragging other two up the ramp before Alexis hands the masked figure over to Firewoman and she drags them both into the back as Alexis heads back down towards the ring and she sees that her brother and her “colleague” have put Poe and Moose into STEREO DARLING MONEY CLIPS. The ref finally gets into the ring as this is the first time this match could feasibly end. Pee Wee is going back and forth between Moose and Poe asking both if they want to quit. Both guys are shaking their head no as Alexis is on the outside banging on the mat yelling at Moose and Poe telling them both to quit. Meanwhile inside the ring, Darling is really cinching back on this and we can hear him yelling that he’ll break his ankle again if he doesn’t quit right now. This seems to wake something up inside Poe and he gets a burst of strength and uses it get up on his hands and with a sudden jolt he stands all the way up and AD goes flying to the mat. Poe looks around the ring and picks up one of the many chairs just lying around and walks around to get in Moreland’s face. Poe just sneers at him before winding up with the chair and before Davin can even get his hands up to protect himself he is crushed between the eyes. It doesn’t take more than a second to see the blood start pouring down Davin’s face and now 3 out of the 4 men in this match are just pouring blood around the ring. This can not be healthy for any of them as they all are basically fighting on instinct at this point. Poe is a man on a mission though as he walks towards Moreland and seemingly wants to take him out of this match as he picks him up…DOWNWARD SPIRAL on Moreland. Moreland is out…Moose crawls over and makes the cover. 1… 2… And no…Moose is picked up by Poe who is shaking his head. Moosehead Jack looks to be getting a little mad at losing the pin fall until he sees Poe point to the corner where Alexander Darling is backed into. Moose gets a sadistic smirk and nods his head. Poe slowly walks towards Darling while Moose heads to the outside and looks around for something and he finds them as he picks up his barbed-wire wrapped baseball bat and a few of the many light tubes scattered around the ringside area and slides them into the ring. Meanwhile Darling is trying to fight Poe off but he’s shrugging off those blows and just lighting AD up with a varied attack of martial arts strikes and typical power punches. Poe hears Moose behind him and hits one more punch right to Darling’s wound and the blood pours out even more as he gets Irish-Whipped right into a bat-swinging Moosehead Jack. The barbed-wire bat gets planted right into Alexander’s gut and as MHJ tries to take it back we can see that it’s stuck to Alex’s stomach. Moose couldn’t care less as he just rips it out and we can see Darling start bleeding from a few places. He falls to the mat and is in serious trouble as Moose picks him up and turns him around to face Poe; a Poe twirling a light tube in his hand. He points it at Darling and we can hear him say “This is for the belt you stole from me.” SMASH, light tube crashes across Darling’s skull. Poe reaches down and picks up another, “This is for exploiting everything I taught you.” CRASH, another light tube across Alex’s face and this time we hear him scream as his nose starts pouring blood…YES, another broken nose. Poe reaches down and picks up two more light tubes, “These are for Sydney.” BANG BANG, two more light tubes across the sides of AD’s skull and he collapses to the mat as Moose jumps on top of him and just as he’s about to pick up a leftover piece of glass and pay Darling back for the day months ago, Davin is finally back to his feet and he picks MHG up…REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER…right onto the barbed-wire bat and now all 4 men in this match are bleeding. But unfortunately Davin Moreland can’t make the cover. Poe just shrugs as he stands over Darling. He reaches down and picks Darling up by the throat and holds him high in the air…CHOKEBOMB by Poe. He goes for the cover, but Darling somehow miraculously rolls a shoulder at 2. Poe stays on the offensive as he picks Darling up by the hair and puts him in position for a vertical suplex, but he spins AD around at the last second and drives Alexander to the mat with a power bomb. Poe goes for the cover again… 1… 2… No, Davin Moreland dives across and makes the save. He picks Poe up and starts hitting Poe with a wide array of strikes and kicks before he weakens Poe enough to get him up…DOMINATOR by Moreland on Poe…goes for the cover, but only gets a 2 before Moose flies in for the save. Darling has somehow made it to his feet and he picks Moose up and tosses him through the ropes to the floor. AD helps Davin to his feet and seems to be telling him something and Moreland nods. Alexander kicks Poe a few times before picking him up and lifting him up onto his shoulders in the torture rack position. He wraps Poe’s own hand around his throat…Alexander is going for the Darling Driver and he nods to Davin. Davin runs towards the ropes just as Darling starts to drive Poe down. Moreland gets there at the exact same time…OH MY GOD…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER combination…this match is over…Darling rolls Poe over. One… Two… Thr….No, Moose somehow gets back in the ring and slams a chair right into Darling’s back. Darling rolls to the outside in massive amounts of pain as Moose and Moreland come face to face again. Unfortunate for Moreland, MHJ is brandishing a chair and is just a smidge faster here and he plants the chair right into Moreland’s gut. Moose quickly drops the chair and takes the bent over Davin and plants him with a DDT right on the chair. Moose has the taste of blood now and he doesn’t let up as he places a few chairs on top of each other and the goes to pick up Moreland. He places Davin’s head between his legs, picks him up by the tights…OLD-SCHOOL PILEDRIVER onto the chairs. Another cover…1….2…and this time Alexander Darling barely gets in the ring in time to make the save. He picks Moose up and whips him into the corner hard and Moose goes flying over the top rope all the way to the floor. Alexander Darling turns around and comes face-to-face with Poe. They’ve exchanged a lot in this match already but this is the first time they are looking each other eye-to-eye. We can see the usual Darling sneer quickly followed by a sarcastic Poe smile and this infuriates Darling who begins to throw quick kicks at Poe and it staggers him a little but not enough as Poe comes back with a vicious forearm. This sends Darling reeling back into the ropes, but he uses the momentum to come back and hit Poe with a hard forearm of his arm. Poe does the same, bounces off the ropes and comes back with an even harder forearm. Alexander is staggered, but he bounces off the ropes and spins off the ropes with a roaring forearm. Poe takes it and shakes his head and grabs Alexander by the back of the head before throwing a shockingly quick number of knees into AD’s midsection. Darling is in serious pain as he’s bent over at the stomach and Poe senses the opportunity and walks up to Darling and picks him straight into the air into a power bomb position. He tosses Alexander in a spinning motion…HELICOPTER BOMB by Poe and Darling’s head bounces off the canvas. Poe looks down at Darling and decides not to go for the cover…this is now payback time. He reaches down and picks Darling up again and tosses him up onto his shoulders…Poe hits Alexander with his version of the F5…THE PENDULUM right onto one of the many chairs in the ring. And again Poe decides not to go for the cover as he picks up an even more profusely bleeding Darling. Poe picks up a near dead AD and turns to face Darling’s sister Alexis…Poe points at her and says this is for you. He snaps Darling straight up into the air in a vertical suplex position again…this time though he holds Darling up in the air with one hand as he points at Alexis…BRAINBUSTER. This is quickly becoming not pretty as Poe reaches down to pick up Alexander again. I don’t even know what else Poe can hit him with at this point, but it doesn’t look like he’ll get the opportunity as Alexis Darling just got in the ring and went low on Poe. He drops down before turning around and looking at Alexis…he’s about to attack when he is killed out of nowhere by a SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR from Davin Moreland as they go flying into the corner where there are numerous light tubes and chairs as well as a barbed-wire board…where did all those pretty toys come from? Moreland and Poe are dead in the corner as the glass from the light tubes is cutting both of them up, but somehow Davin got caught in the barbed-wire board and can not stop what is about to happen. Alexis looks down at the bloody mess of Poe and points and laughs at him and gloats that this is what happens when you mess with a Darling. She turns around to help her brother but she walks right into Moosehead Jack who is relishing this moment. Before anyone can come out to stop him, he life Alexis’ right arm and exposes her heart…HEART PUNCH ON ALEXIS DARLING…god damn it Moose…HEART PUNCH ON ALEXIS DARLING. Out of the corner of his blood-covered eyes, Alexander notices his sister crumble to the mat and he comes flying at Moosehead Jack and pushes him back into the corner and is throwing wild punches and as MHJ is falling down to the mat. Darling stays on top of him and is just blindly punching him now. He may have beaten Moose to unconsciousness here, but I doubt he cares. Behind him we see Poe getting to his feet and setting up a four chairs all open in the center of the ring. Darling doesn’t notice this at all as he picks Moose up and plants the near-unconscious body with an EMERALD FROSION. Darling is yelling at Moose and starts to drag him to the center of the ring when he feels a tap on his shoulder. Alexander is fighting purely on adrenaline right and doesn’t think twice before turning around and seeing a rushing Poe who annihilates Darling with a YAKUZA KICK. Darling slumps back to the corner as Moosehead Jack somehow rolls out of the ring. Poe walks up to Darling, spins him around and picks him up in the air. He spreads Darling’s arms wide…this is it…RUNNING SIT-OUT CRUCIFIX BOMB right onto the open chairs and Poe somehow stays in position as Pee Wee Moore slides into the ring. Poe uses his legs to keep AD’s shoulders down even as his back may be broken. Moore starts the count… 1…Alexis Darling is still out from the heart punch. 2…Davin Moreland is still caught in a shitload of barb-wire and can’t get out of the corner. 3!!! This match is finally over and your winner is the team of Moosehead Jack and Poe, but looking around the ring at the carnage and blood and broken bodies; can anyone call themselves a winner? The OOWF medical team is rushing down to ringside as they span out and start taking care of everyone and finding out who needs the most help. A few of the medics head into the ring and attempt to help Poe to his feet, but he tosses them off and attempts to stand on his own. He makes his way towards the corner and climbs the ropes and this crowd is going apeshit cheering their returning hero…”Thump thump thump thump thump…Hey hey hey hey hey,” kicks in on the sound system and Tokyo, Japan is signing off on this Midweek’s Mayhem. WINNERS in 48:12, the team of Moosehead Jack and Poe!!! After the match, Moose is struggling mightily to get his footing but can barely grasp the ropes. He's almost standing when music starts up on the speakers.... is that Rob Zombie's "Scum of the Earth"? Crowd screams as SAN CHAOS bursts through the curtain, a weapon in each hand! He slides in the ring, ignoring the crowd as he LOOOOMS over the barely conscious Moose! He raises both weapons in a salute before slamming them down across Moose's back!! Crowd actually fears for Moose's life as San Chaos pounds away. He tosses the weapons aside! and gathers the barely conscious Moose! CHAOS SPIRAL!! Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Manilla Warfare PPV! Live 25th From Manilla, Philippines! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! May 21st from Taipei, Taiwan! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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We fade into the locker room of Eric O’Mac. He sits with a cooler of beer at his feet while Moosehead Jack and The Heels occupy three more chairs, arranged in a semi-circle on the locker room floor.
Moose: So did you talk to Tyson? EOM: Yeah, I told him the score. He’s loyal to us. We can trust him. Moose: I hope so. We need him. The locker room door flies opening revealing a bloodied Tyson Kincaid leaning against the door frame. His leather jacket hangs lopsidedly off his shoulder as blood drips onto his torn Tom Waits t-shirt. EOM: Shit, man! What the hell happened to you? TK: What the hell happened to me? What the hell happened to you?! Is this what the deal is? You leave me hung out to dry while Stank jumps me in a parking lot? EOM: That fucker! Look, there was just nothing we could do. If we knew Stank was still lurking around, we would have followed the trail of beer farts and found him before he got to you. We don’t let our friends get taken advantage of. Tyson steps into the room and Moose motions for Johnny and AA to bring a chair over to Kincaid. He sits down, grabs a nearby towel and wipes the blood from his face as EOM reaches into the cooler and hands him a beer. He then grabs a plastic bag, fills it with ice from the cooler and hands it to Kincaid. Tyson puts the cold beer to his forehead and lets the bag of ice dangle in his other hand. Moose: Stank must have really done a number on you. Kincaid realizes the meaning behind Moose’s words, lets out a sigh, shakes his head and switches hands, bringing the ice to his forehead and opening the beer, taking in a long and appreciative mouthful. TK: I can’t wait for tonight. EOM: It won’t be long. You’ll get your payback on that limp-dicked shit and his buddy soon enough. And don’t forget that you’ll have Viper by your side and us watching your back. TK: I’m glad to hear it. But all I really need tonight…Kincaid looks at his fists, soaked with his own blood…are these. Fade.
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No. Never change your custom status.
R.I.P. Theme From Dumb Guy...
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Andy May 14, 2008 17:51:51 GMT -5 |
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OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – LD Williams (+7, 19-12)
1. Donovan Viper – OOWF Intercontinental Champion (+5, 19-14) 2. Firewoman – OOWF Onslaught Champion (+7, 20-13) 3. F. Fonzworth MacCappington III (+9, 23-14) 4. Chris Cole (+9, 14-5) 5. Davin Moreland (+7, 20-13) 6. Phantos (+6, 21-15) 7. Eric O’Mac +6, 16-  8. Stank (+5, 15-10) 9. Lucios (+4, 20-16) 10. DH Magnusson (+4, 20-16) 11. The Dead (+4, 14-10) 12. Skurge (+3, 9-6) 13. Carl From Fresno (+3, 4-1) 14. Moosehead Jack (+2, 13-11) 15. Alexander Darling (+2, 11-9) 16. Spin Hansen (+1, 19-18) 17. Ecosystem (+1, 18-17) 18. Seamus McNasty (+1, 15-14) 19. Johnny Adrenaline (+1, 6-5) 20. Attitude Adjuster (+1, 6-5) 21. Mark Vander (+1, 4-3) 22. Capellan (E, 17-17) 23. Amnesiac (E, 2-2) 24. Bunny (-1, 14-15) 25. Damon Wrath (-1, 9-10) 26. Firechild (-2, 16-18) 27. Beast (-2, 2-4) 28. Tyson Kincaid (-2, 1-3) 29. Concrete TG (-3, 7-10) 30. Outback Jack (-4, 14-18) 31. Knife (-4, 8-12) 32. Voltage (-7, 15-22) 33. The Nerve Agent (-8, 8-16) 34. SYB (-13, 10-23) 35. Blitz (-14, 8-22) 36. Ryan Hardcore (-16, 8-24) OOWF World Tag Team Title Rankings[/u] OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Midnight Sons (+4, 14-10) 1. IHOP (+2, 8-6) 2. The Heels (+2, 6-4) 3. Worlds Greatest Fag Team (+2, 2-0) 4. Phantos & Lucios (+1, 15-14) 5. BAD (-1, 6-7) 6. Voltage & The Nerve Agent (-2, 0-2)
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Uijeongiou, South Korea ALEXANDER DARLING vs. TOMMY CHONG LI This is an interesting match-up we have coming up now as Korean sensation Tommy Chong Li is getting a great opportunity to make an impression on OOWF management. “Kung Fu Fighting” starts to play and here comes the martial arts master and former Korean champion in a variety of styles; Tommy Chong Li. He’s got the traditional karate gi on and is slapping hands with the fans as he makes his way down the aisle and around the ring. The cheers quickly turn to boos when “There Can Be Only One” booms over the sound system as the lights go dark except for the white strobe as “Prelude 12/21” by AFI starts. The drum beat hits when Alexander Darling wearing a dark pair of sunglasses steps out from the back, Darling is looking intense and focused as his sister steps up beside him. Her look is the same that we’ve always seen with the dark eye makeup, dark clothes, and pale skin but there is something slightly different about her tonight. The twins wait for a moment as the music ends and leads right into Queen’s “Princes of the Universe.” The white strobe has changed to the blue strobe as they make their way to the ring and do their best to ignore the crowd. This reaction isn’t surprising consider the Darlings history in this part of the world, but aren’t you curious to see how they’re treated back in the states? But we’re not in the states, we’re in Uijeongiu, South Korea and we’re almost ready for action here. A few last minute words from Alexis to her brother before she exits the ring and Alexander turns around and holy shit does he look pissed off. Sterling Glaw is our ref tonight and he calls for the bell. And Alexander Darling wastes no time as he bum rushes Li and slams him hard into the corner. Darling starts off with some really hard elbows to the side of TCL’s head. He follows that up with some nasty kicks to Tommy’s stomach. Li is trying to cover up as best he can but isn’t having much success as AD is relentless in the attack and finally Li just drops to the mat hoping it’s enough to get Darling to back off. Glaw is working at that as well and finally AD backs up a few steps and seems to give the sign that he’s backing off the let Tommy get back to his feet. But it’s a ruse because as soon as Glaw turns back towards TCL, Alexander charges full speed and kills TCL with a face wash. Was that a tooth that just went flying? It doesn’t look like we’ll get a chance to find out as Darling is picking Tommy up by the hair and ripping his karate top off and he tells the crowd to quiet down. KNIFE HAND CHOP and it echoes throughout the arena. Alex does it again and again and again and he is lighting Tommy Chong Li’s chest up. Glaw is trying to get Darling to back off and he does, but he takes Li with him with a snap mare and he follows it up with a hard kick to Li’s back. TCL is in pain and on the mat. Darling isn’t happy with that and picks Li up. He hoists Li up for a suplex and decides to just hold him there. The North Korean crowd is shockingly counting in English here as Alexander Darling is showing remarkable strength here as he holds Li straight up in the air…the crowd gets to 10….now 20…and as soon as they hit 30, AD drops Tommy straight onto his head with a BRAINBUSTA. Darling looks like he’s considering a cover, but decides against it. He gets a sadistic smile on his face as he picks up Tommy. It seems like he’s preparing for something big and he yells something out, MOOSE, This is for you… Holy shit, Alexander Darling is getting Tommy Chong Li into position for the Heart punch. This can not be sitting well with Moosehead Jack in the back. He’s got Li all set up and goes for the punch, but pulls back at the last second and just gives Li the one-finger salute. Darling quickly follows it up with a quick kick to the stomach and he takes the now doubled over TCL up in the air and he backs into the corner. Darling spreads his arms wide and he tosses Li as far as he can with the CRUCIFIX BOMB. There is a good chance that Tommy Chong Li is dead and hopefully Darling has had enough of this. He walks over and places his foot on Li’s chest. Glaw drops to the mat and starts to make the academic count… 1… 2… and nothing. Alexander Darling’s foot slipped off Li’s chest. Glaw is looking at Darling and basically begging him to finish this, but Darling just shrugs and says he has no idea what happened. Darling then drags the lifeless corpse of TCL over near the corner and he heads to the outside and climbs the turnbuckle. We don’t normally see Darling employ an aerial offense but it looks like he’s sending a message to the locker room in general and specifically to Moosehead Jack that Alexander Darling is bringing everything next week in his return to Japan. He gets to the top turnbuckle and takes a second…HOLY FUCK, Alexander Darling just busted out a 450. Darling stays on top of Li and Glaw gets down to make the count…this match is over… 1… 2… and no 3 again. Tommy’s leg is over the bottom rope. How the fuck is that even humanly possible? This can’t be…did Alexis Darling really just save TCL in this match. Alexander snaps his head towards his sister and she’s shaking her head no. She mouths the words break it to him. Alexander just nods and gets off Li. He picks up Tommy and hits a scoop slam in the center of the ring. AD rolls over Li and he gets him into the right position for the MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP. And that was nailed to perfection unlike some other wrestlers who come out with their sisters. It was nailed so good that for the first time ever one of Darling’s opponents just had their nose broken. Tommy Li is busted wide open and blood is pouring out of his nose. Darling rolls Li back over onto his back and he places his hand in between Li’s legs and flips him over into The Darling Money Clip (Texas Cloverleaf). He’s got it locked in and Li is completely unconscious. Glaw goes through the motions of raising the arm 3 times. Once…and Darling is pulling back even harder. Twice…and Darling stands to get more leverage on the move as he pulls back more. And finally the arm drops a third time…and just as it does a sickening CRACK is heard in the arena. Glaw calls for the bell as fast as he can and throws up the X as medical personnel come flying down the aisle. Alexander just snares at the not-moving Tommy Chong Li and seems to enjoy the absolute destruction he gave to the resident Korean superstar. WINNER via referee stoppage in 7:01 – Alexander Darling Alexander Darling walks over the ropes and reaches down towards his sister who hands him a microphone. He walks over to the corner and jumps up on the turnbuckle, Alexander Darling: So it’s now just 7 days away Moosehead Jack. Our “tag-team” match. We both know that there’s no chance in hell you dug Poe out of whatever gutter he’s wound up in and this time, I’m not going to be surprised by a 5 on 1 attack in the back. This time it’s just going to be and you in this very ring. I’ve already left my mark on your body and next week I leave my mark on your soul. I know you have little regard for me Moose and TRUST ME when I say the feeling is fucking mutual. But you’ve gone too far and played way too many fucking games this time. You always said it wasn’t you and it wasn’t personal, but we both know that’s a lie. I’ve been a symbol, a sign of the future and you’re a worn-down, broken man Moose. Right now, it’s just your arm. Next week I may break another bone. Or maybe I’ll just break your will for this business. Maybe I’ll take YOUR HEART. So you can shut that fucking sound off now Moose. I hear it loud and clear. The games fucking end now. All of a sudden the arena goes completely dark. And we start to hear something very faintly over the sound system at first….thump thump…thump thump….thump thump…and it seems to be getting progressively louder…Thump Thump…Thump Thump…and louder…THUMP THUMP…THUMP THUMP…and now it’s blasting through the arena…THUMP THUMP…THUMP THUMP. The sound quiet downs again as a few lights come back on. The lights are dim in the arena, leaving only a number of purple shaded lights to light the arena slightly. This is in stark contrast to reddened evening sky that appears on the jumbo-tron. The scene pans down to the Kenreimon Gate of the Imperial Palace in Kyoto, Japan.  A number of candles are spread in a semicircle in front of a kneeling figure. The kneeling figure is cloaked in a black leather duster and a black bloody towel covering his head. He’s kneeling on one knee, with his left arm resting on his knee. On his left arm is perched a flapping raven, blocking the view of his face. You hear the rapping, the tap tap tapping don’t you? I’ve been knocking and you’re finally listening Boy. You thought you’d never see or hear from me again didn’t you? The figure moves his arm with the raven to the side and with his head still slightly down, his eyes rise to meet the camera. His glassy green eyes, the right eye tattooed with the Eye of Horus, stares into the camera with a look of sinister anger  Did you really think the mighty Pacific could protect you from ME? Did you truly think I would NOT FIND YOU? He let’s the raven fly and stands, his arms extending outward, palms outstretched facing upward. The spirits of the night walk again, as do I boy. You disgraced not only me but my title, and for that you will be punished. I will not only take your career, as you attempted to take mine, but I will take your very soul. I created you and I will destroy you. …And Isis, I have not forgotten about you. You have something that belongs to me. I will be collecting…very soon. Welcome back to Japan Boy. I’ll be seeing you real soon. Until then, Namesdeh. Poe rubs his throat and then lets fly with a cloud of red mist towards the camera. Nevermore. And the lights suddenly come back on and we see Alexander Darling staring in complete disbelief at the video screen. He is as white as a ghost…and even his SCREAMING SISTER can’t get his attention. His sister who is covered from head to toe in a deep red substance. My god, is Alexis Darling covered in blood? The white as a ghost Alexander Darling in the ring…the blood red Alexis Darling on the floor…their past sins have come back and it’s time to pay. ECOSYSTEM & BLITZ vs. CAPELLAN & MARK VANDER Blitz and Ecosystem come down to the ring together. Perhaps this marks the beginnings of a real tag team partnership? We shall see. Capellan and Mark Vander make separate entrances. The referee calls for the bell and we’re underway! Ecosystem and Vander hook up to start. Collar and elbow tie up, and Vander powers Eco into the corner. Clean break from Vander and he and Eco circle each other again. Collar and elbow tie up, this time Eco gets leverage on Vander and pushes him into the corner. Clean break again and the crowd give polite applause. A third lock up ensues and Vander takes control with a headlock. Eco shoots him off to the ropes and hits the mat; Vander leaps over Eco, hits the opposite rope and charges back in. Eco ducks and tries to backdrop Vander. The bigger man leapfrogs Eco and rebounds off the ropes again. Eco meets him with a big hip toss. Eco follows up with a deep arm drag. Vander powers up, only to be arm dragged again. Eco connects with a dropkick before Vander gets back to his feet properly. Vander stumbles into his corner and tags in Capellan. Cap chops Eco and twists him into an arm bar. Eco reverses it and hits a quick head scissor takedown. Tag into Blitz. Blitz hits the ring running; bouncing off the ropes with a buzz saw kick. Cover for a 2 count. Capellan to his feet and is greeted with a Russian Leg Sweep, followed by a Springboard Moonsault. Another cover for a 2 count. Irish whip. Blitz hits a leg lariat that sends Capellan into his corner and draws a tag in to Vander. Vander rushes in and shoulder blocks Blitz into the corner. Back elbow. Scoop Slam. Over-the-knee back breaker and Vander stretches Blitz out for a few seconds. Gorilla Press Slam. Vander whips Blitz into the ropes and attempts the Clothesline from Hell! Blitz Ducks, rebounds off the far ropes, and hits a cross body. Vander catches Blitz and nails a fall away slam. Blitz scrambles between Vander’s legs and gets the hot tag to Ecosystem. Eco gets in a flurry of chops, kicks, and elbows. Vander staggers backwards and reaches for Capellan. Eco cuts him off, spins him around and cradles him for a 2 count. Vander tosses Eco off him and locks in a hammerlock. Vander lifts Eco up in the Flying Hammerlock. Before Eco has the chance to submit, Vander slams him down on the trapped arm! Eco writhes in pain. Vander tags in Capellan, who stalks Eco. Bicycle kick. Running knee lift. Bulldog. Cap pulls Eco to his feet, but gets caught with an elbow to the gut. Eco grabs a front face lock on Cap and drags him to Blitz’s corner. Impaler DDT! Cap gets to his feet in time to get hit with a TIGER DRIVER! Tag to Blitz, who scrambles to the top turnbuckle. BLITZ FLIP! The shooting star press finishes off Capellan, who is easy picking for a 1…2…3! WINNERS in 7:02; Ecosystem and Blitz! BUNNY vs. THE KNIFE Bunny walks through the curtain and receives a welcomed reaction from the crowd. He flippity-flops around on the stage, then drops down and dances, break style. He kips up to his feet and handsprings his way down the ramp. He finally gets to the ring and leaps to the top rope, then does some inverted flippy twister thing and lands in a handstand. While in the handstand, the lights go out. A single spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, on the curtain. The Knife parts the curtains and walks down the center of the ramp. He gets to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He kneels in a corner, but Bunny interrupts his prayers with a stiff spin kick to the side of the head. Knife hits the mat and immediately slides to the outside of the ring. Bunny readies himself, then shows off his vertical leap by launching himself, from a standing position, over the top rope. He goes head-over-heels once or twice before landing on Knife. He gets to his feet and pushes Knife into the ring. He jumps onto the apron, but Knife is now up and lands a hard right hand to the side of Bunny's face. Bunny nearly falls off the apron, and probably would have if Knife hadn't grabbed him. Knife pulls Bunny to the top rope and climbs up with him. He turns it around and gets Bunny in position for a top rope powerbomb. He jumps, but Bunny reverses in mid-air and hits the huracanrana on Knife. Both men are down. Bunny gets to his feet at the 5 count. Knife is up at 6. Both competitors tie-up in the middle of the ring. Knife gets the advantage and whips Bunny into a corner. He runs at him and nails him with a huge boot. Bunny's head almost flew into the third row. Knife grabs Bunny and drops him to the mat with a reverse DDT. Knife mounts the top rope and drops the leg. Luckily, Bunny rolls out of the way and Knife gets nothing. Bunny bounces himself off the ropes and hits Knife with a low dropkick. He goes for the pin, but Knife kicks out at 1. Bunny pulls Knife to his feet, but Knife reverses it and whips Bunny into the ropes. Bunny hangs on and Knife comes running at him. Bunny pulls the ropes down and Knife goes tumbling over them, to the outside. Bunny mounts the top rope quickly and waits for Knife to get to a standing position. Once he is up, Bunny jumps. He does a couple spins and flips and the audience gets dizzy watching it. He lands perfectly in Knife's arms. Knife tosses Bunny overhead with a fallaway slam into the steel guardrail. Bunny is in pain. Knife rolls back into the ring to break the count. He rolls back out and grabs a hold of Bunny. He goes to whip Bunny into the railing, but Bunny hangs on and pulls himself onto Knife's shoulders. He spins around and takes Knife down with a reverse huracanrana. Knife is spiked on his head. Bunny jumps onto the guardrail and hits a shooting star press on Knife. He rolls back into the ring and the referee begins counting. Knife is up to his feet by 8, and back in the ring by 9. Bunny stomps away at Knife before mounting the top rope. Knife, who was possibly playing possum, jumps up to his feet and pushes Bunny off the top rope. Bunny flies through the air and crashes through the timekeeper's table, on the outside of the ring. Knife rolls to the outside of the ring, attempting to finish Bunny off for good. He grabs Bunny and pile drives him into the table debris. He rolls to the inside of the ring after the assault. At a count of 9, Bunny rolls back into the ring, only to be torn apart by both feet of Knife. Knife stomps away before pulling Bunny to his feet and tossing him over the top rope like a rag doll in the shape of a bunny. He drops down and rolls to the outside of the ring. He grabs a hold of Bunny, who is halfway underneath the ring at this point, possibly trying to escape more of a beating. Knife pulls Bunny out from under the ring, and Bunny is gripping the legs of a steel chair with all his might. Knife releases Bunny and steps back, then moves in and grabs the chair. Bunny lets go and scurries into the ring. Knife keeps the chair with him as he slides in after Bunny. He stands on his feet and Bunny is quick as lightning as he dropkicks the chair into Knife's head. He is too worn out to make the pin, so Knife is able to recover soon after. Both men now on their feet, Bunny runs at Knife with a clothesline. Knife ducks it, Bunny turns around. SMASH! Bunny's head is smashed through his neck and he is now looking out of his nipples to see. The referee has no choice but to disqualify Knife for the use of the steel chair as an offensive attack. WINNER by DQ in 12:28 - Bunny WORLDS GREATEST FAG TEAM vs. THE NERVE AGENT & VOLTAGE The Nerve Agent and Voltage come to the ring first, the crowd is mostly indifferent to them, but they are good sports about it and run through a series of five second poses and such just to make the crowd happy. The World’s Greatest Fag Team is announced, and they get a surprising reaction from the crowd, I guess alternative lifestyles are more embraced in South Korea than other parts of the world. MacCappington and Hardcore make their way to the ring, and the referee calls for the bell starting things off. Hardcore starts against Voltage, they circle and locks up, and Hardcore immediately grabs a side head lock, and gets shoved to the ropes, Voltage drops to the mat and Hardcore steps over him on the rebound, then hits the ropes again, Voltage tries a hip toss, but Hardcore blocks it and slips behind Voltage and grabs a hammerlock. Voltage bends over and tries to grab Hardcore’s leg, but Hardcore pushes him toward the ropes, in an awkward looking manner. The crowd roars with laughter, Hardcore realizes how it looks, and releases the hold and tags in MacCappington. Hardcore immediately jumps off the apron and spends a few seconds making out with Lauren Phoenix. MacCappington and Voltage are about to lock up when FFM catches him with a kick to the mid section, then nails a snap power bomb that slams Voltage’s head off the canvas. MacCappington hits the ropes and drops an elbow across Voltage’s chest and covers, but the two count is broken up by Nerve. FFM gets to his feet and whips Voltage to the ropes, Nerve makes a blind tag that FFM never sees, FFM stops Volt cold with a boot to the gut, then hauls him up in a vertical suplex, but Nerve climbs to the top rope and connects with a missile drop kick to FFM’s face that sends him to the mat, and Voltage out of the ring. Hardcore jumps off the apron and runs around the ring and grabs Voltage, scoops him up and hits a HARDCORE DRIVER! (package piledriver) on the floor! Voltage is out. Ryan gets back on the apron like nothing happened. Inside the ring, Nerve pulls FFM to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but FFM reverses it and catches Nerve with a thunderous spine buster, then grabs Nerve’s legs and calls for the WAZZUP!!! Spot with Hardcore. Hardcore climbs to the top rope and dives face first into Nerve’s crotch, which draws more laughter from the crowd. Once again Hardcore realizes that he has just done, pulls Nerve up and in a fit of rage catches him with a spinning fist to the face, then climbs to the top rope and nearly kills him with the PEARL NECKLACE!!! Hardcore tags MacCappington back into the match, he waits for Nerve to get to his feet, then bounds off the ropes and connects with a boot to the face that nearly kills Nerve. MacCappington scoops him up and PLANTS him with the Greetings From Pacific Heights, covers, and gets the one, two three! WINNERS in 4:16 – The Worlds Greatest Fag Team After the match Hardcore jumps into the ring and jumps into FFM’s arms and they share a manly embrace, only it is not taken as a manly embrace by the crowd. Hardcore leaves the ring and grabs Phoenix and they tongue wrestle for a moment, MacCappington soaks in the crowd for a minute, then reaches out and raises his partner’s arm in victory. Only, MacCappington looks outside the ring and sees Hardcore with Phoenix. The crowd is roaring as MacCappington slowly turns and looks and…..IT’S FIRECHILD!!! Firechild has a barbed wire bat in his free hand, he turns and cracks it right upside FFM’s skull! MacCappington goes down like a ton of bricks, and Firechild repeatedly lays into him with the bat, raking the barbed wire across his forehead until blood pours from the fresh wounds. Ryan Hardcore sees his partner in trouble and he tries to make the save, but Firechild catches him with a shot to the mid section, then drives the bat down across the back of his head. Firechild grabs MacCappington and NAILS him with a Firedriver, and waits for him to struggle back to his feet, taking some warm up swings with his bat. Just when it looks like Firechild is ready to separate MacCappington’s head from his shoulders, the rest of Bennett’s men flood the ring. Firechild leaps over the top rope and escapes through the crowd before any of them can get him. Fire pauses in the crowd and we see him snarl at MacCappington and raise his arms in victory. Inside the ring, Hardcore staggers to his feet, and the rest of Bennett’s men have to help FFM up. He sees Firechild in the crowd and shakes everyone else off and storms to the ropes and bellows with rage. I have a feeling this one is not over with. OUTBACK JACK vs. BEAST Outback Jack makes his way to the ring and the Korean fans give him a nice round of applause, though it appears to be tempered somewhat after we saw Jack accept some sort of deal with LJ Bennett earlier this week. Beast is announced and he comes to the ring and looks absolutely menacing. The Korean fans give him the silent treatment, which from what we are told is a sign of respect among the Asian folks. The two men meet in the center of the ring and we get a good old fashioned stare down. The referee calls for the bell, and it is like someone unleashed Pavlov’s dogs. Beast and Jack start trading haymakers with Beast getting the better of it backing Jack against the ropes. Beast tries a whip, but Jack puts on the brakes and reverses it, but Beast rebounds off the ropes and catches him with a thunderous clothesline that sends Jack out of the ring to the floor. Beast follows him outside the ring and grabs a chair and swings for the fences, but Jack moves out of the way and the ring post takes the brunt of the abuse. Jack slides into the ring to escape Beast’s wrath. As Beast follows, Jack kicks the bottom rope right up into Beast’s crotch doubling the big man over in pain. Jack grabs him by the hair and pulls him to the center of the ring and sets him up for an old fashioned pile driver, and at the last second turns it into a cradle pile driver! Jack smiles confidently as he covers Beast, hooking the leg, but Beast kicks out at two. Jack is stunned and argues with the referee a bit. Bad move on Jack’s part. He turns back to Beast and Beast is on his feet. Beast explodes on Jack hammering him with rights and lefts, and ending it with a whip to the ropes and a boot to the face. Jack falls back between the ropes to the floor, Beast follows him out of the ring again and the two men fight around ring side. The referee allows a lot of lee way, which results in both men being a bloody mess. Both men end up back in the ring and Jack has a chair with him that he raises to blast Beast with, but Beast punches the chair back into Jack’s face. That staggers OBJ enough for Beast to grab him and plant him on the mat with a choke slam, cover and get a two count. Beast pulls Jack to his feet and is about to set him up for a suplex, but Jack rakes the eyes and heads to the top rope. He waits for Beast to get to his feet, then leaps, but Beast catches him in mid-air with a swinging hammer (Polish Hammer)! Jack falls to the mat gasping for breath, Beast may have broken his ribs there. Beast pulls Jack to his feet and hammers him with the MONSTER HAMMER O’DEATH! He covers, but Jack gets his foot on the bottom ropes. Beast lets Jack get to his feet and he staggers around for a moment, Beast goes across the ring and crouches ready to strike. When Jack turns around Beast charges for a spear, but Jack picks up the chair that was left in the ring and swings with all his might and connects with Beast’s skull just before he hits the spear. Beast drops like a rock in the center of the ring, out cold. The whole thing was in plain view of the referee so he calls for the bell. WINNER by DQ in 6:06 – Beast After the match Outback Jack stands in the center of the ring staring blankly out over the crowd. An evil smile spreads across his face and he starts to twitch a little bit, then he throws up the Empty Team sign. What the? Could it be? Is Empty Team returning to the OOWF? PHANTOS, LUCIOS, CONTRETE TG & AMNISIAC vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE, ATTITUDE ADJUSTER, ERIC O’MAC & TYSON KINCAID Phantos, Lucios, Concrete TG and Amnesiac make their way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. They pause in the middle of the ring while the Korean fans go wild with pictures and screams of appreciation. Then Right Now fires up and The Heels, Eric O’Mac and Tyson Kincaid storm the ring and attack, and the crowd immediately goes to riotous boos. The Heels and Phantos & Lucios mix it up in the center of the ring, while Eric O’Mac catches Crete with a spinning heel kick that sends both of them over the top rope to the floor. Tyson Kincaid and Amnesiac go toe to toe and exchange chops and punches to the side of the head. Johnny and AA back P&L to the opposite corners and pepper them with shots to the chest and try a double whip to the corners, but Phantos & Lucios reverse it, and at the same time Amnesiac steps out of the way and The Heels sandwich Tyson Kincaid and all three fall to the mat. Eric slides back into the ring and helps his partners back to their feet, Crete slides in right behind him, and he and his partners wait. As The Heels, Eric and Kincaid get to their feet Crete, Phantos, Lucios and Amnesiac hit a QUADRUPLE DROPKICK that sends all four men over the top rope to the floor! Phantos, Lucios, Amnesiac and Crete take their positions on the four corners and the crowd comes unglued. Tens of thousands of pictures are taken as the members of Rick’s Army soak in the cheers and Bennett’s men seethe on the outside. Attitude Adjuster distracts Amnesiac from the outside and Johnny Adrenaline slips into the ring and attacks him from behind pulling him off the turnbuckle and slamming him to the mat. The referee decides that they are the two legal men and the match is underway. Johnny nails Amnesiac with several stiff kicks to the face, then pulls him to his feet and scoops him up and plants him on the mat. Adrenaline hits the ropes and drops a knee across Amnesiac’s sternum, then reaches out and tags in Eric O’Mac. Eric springs over the top rope and drops a leg across Amnesiac’s chest and covers, but he can only get a two count. Eric pulls him to a sitting position, then lands a couple of stiff kicks to the back of his head, then bounds off the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the face. Eric reaches up and tags in Kincaid, he comes in and pulls Amnesiac to his feet and shoves him into a neutral corner, then picks his spots carefully, landing some stiff shots to the body, followed by an elbow to the side of the face that sends Amnesic out of the corner to the mat. Kincaid taunts the face corner, then pulls Amnesiac up and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold! Amnesiac fights as best he can, but he starts to fade. Crete, Phantos and Lucios all cheer him on from outside the ring, and get the Korean fans into it as well. Amnesiac gets a spark of life and fights back to his feet and reverses the move into a belly to back suplex. Both men are down on the mat and the referee starts the ten count. Both men get to their feet at seven, Kincaid is blocking Amnesiac from getting to his corner, Amnesiac tries a kick to the mid section, but Kincaid easily catches it, then gets an enzuguri upside his head for his efforts. Once again both men are down, Kincaid staggers to his feet and tries to grab Amnesiac, who is crawling to his corner, but Amnesiac gets a burst of energy and lunges forward and makes the tag to Concrete TG! Crete comes in a house of fire and nails Kincaid with a forearm to the side of the head. The Heels run in and they eat shots to the head for good measure. Eric O’Mac sneaks up behind Crete and spins him around and tries a clothesline, but Crete ducks and catches Eric with an atomic drop that sends him crashing into Kincaid. Crete plays the crowd and lifts Kincaid for a vertical suplex, but before he leaves the ring, Attitude Adjuster comes off the ropes and clips Crete’s leg sending him and Kincaid to the mat. Tyson reaches out and tags in Eric. Eric comes in and immediately goes to work on the knee that AA clipped, stomping away and dropping elbows across the knee. Eric reaches out and tags in AA, he immediately locks Crete in a figure four. Crete strains in the center of the ring, but refuses to quit. Johnny Adrenaline steps through the ropes, and that draws Phantos and Lucios into the ring to defend their partner. While the referee is escorting Phantos and Lucios out of the ring, Eric O’Mac leaps to the top rope and connects with a frog splash across Crete’s legs! His leg might be broken! This brings Phantos and Lucios back into the ring and a huge melee ensues. Tyson Kincaid grabs Amnesiac and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Phantos and Lucios go after Johnny Adrenaline, Johnny slips out of the ring to safety. Inside the ring, AA has Crete on his feet and has him held with his arms behind his back. Eric leaves the ring and comes back with a steel chair and lines Crete up, and swings, and naturally at the last second he moves and the chair crashes down on AA’s skull! Eric stands stunned for a moment, and Crete pops him in the mouth with a super kick that sends him over the ropes to the floor. Crete turns back to a dazed Attitude Adjuster and hits the CEMENT MIXER! Covers, and gets the one, two, three! WINNERS in 12:59 – Phantos, Lucios, Concrete TG & Amnesiac After the match, the fight continues outside the ring, chairs get involved and just when it looks like Bennett’s men might get the upper hand, Davin Moreland runs to the ring with a can 0’plunder and tosses it to Rick’s men. Bennett’s men make a wise retreat and threaten endless amounts of pain and suffering as they back up the ramp and leave the victors to celebrate in the ring. CHRIS COLE vs. DAVIN MORELAND – Best of Seven Series, Match 5: Series Tied at 2 The sound of James Hetfield’s guitar booms over the PA system, and “The Main Event” Chris Cole makes his way down the ramp. He seems to be enjoying himself talking trash to the fans until he makes his way into the ring to a loud chorus of boos. Cole seems to enjoy soaking them in as he poses around the ring. “Master of Puppets” fades out and the crowd rises to their feet in expectation. “Pull Me Under” starts and the Korean crowd starts a “More-rand” chant. About 30 seconds into the song, a murmur from the crowd turns into a full buzz. The music stops and then re-starts, only to have the same thing happen. Time goes by, no Davin Moreland. This is very odd. Russ: We have word that something’s happened backstage. The ninja cameraman gets into position, and somewhere in the hallway between the Run DLP Locker Room, Presented by Aquafina and the curtain, we see Davin Moreland laid out and unconscious, bleeding from the head, nose, arms and shoulders. Joey Styles: Oh. My. God. Russ: We’ll be right back after this! *Commercials for Sony, Dunkin’ Donuts, Starwood Hotels, and Mountain Dew* As we come back from commercial, we see the “Moments Ago” logo, and apparently, there was another ninja cameraman in another position, who caught the attack. We see Harper Camby, Eric O’Mac, The Dead and The Heels dishing out a brutal beatdown with assorted Clangy Poles, Baseball Bats, and an Autographed Sledgehammer with a name we can’t quite make out. Seemingly satisfied after a few minutes, they all bump knuckles and head on their way, leaving Moreland half dead on the ground. The camera cuts to Cole in the ring, who is visibly pissed off by this turn of events, but gets in a conversation with Referee Davis Hightower as to what to do. After a few minutes of discussion, Hightower appears ready to call for the bell and start a ten count, but before he does, “Pull Me Under” fires up through the PA again. To a thunderous ovation, we see Davin Moreland, in horrible shape at the top of the ramp. He’s being helped to the ring area by Lucios and Carl from Fresno, and both they and Phantos are literally begging him not to get in the ring, but Davin; stubborn bastard that he is, ignores them. He tells them he’s fine, although he’s still bleeding from before, one eye is completely closed, and it’s clear he can put no weight on his left leg. It’s a production to get him in the ring, and they lean him against a turnbuckle, and go talk to Davis Hightower. Run DLP leaves the ring but remains at ringside to keep an eye on things, and also to probably tell Hightower to stop the match if necessary. Hightower goes to Davin to check on him and talk to him; to which all we hear is “I’m FINE!” With that, Hightower shrugs and points to the timekeeper for the bell, and WE’RE UNDERWAY! Cole seems hesitant to get started, tentatively walking over to Moreland, who hasn’t moved from the turnbuckle. Cole looks in, and then sprints to the other side of the ring. He charges, and hits a HUGE splash on Moreland who doesn’t move at all. Cole Snap-Mares Moreland out of the corner, and it looked like Cole was tossing dead weight. Cole climbs the nearest turnbuckle to the second rope and comes off with a BRET HART ELBOW! It connects and again, Davin has no intention of moving. This should be a quick match. Cole covers: 1, 2, thr---NO! Moreland Kicked Out! His stable mates at ringside are begging Davin to just stay down. Cole seems a little surprised, but is unfazed. He pulls the big man up, quite the chore, and looks to pull him up for a Headliner! Phantos hops the apron BEGGING Hightower to stop the match. Cole jumps up to hit the move, but Davin locks his legs around Cole’s head for a HEAD SCISSORS TAKEOVER! Phantos drops off the mat, his jaw hanging wide open. The crowd is going batshit! Davin collapses to the mat, but crawls to the ropes to pull himself to his knees, and trying to get to his feet. A stunned Cole shakes the cobwebs out and sees the severely limited Moreland pulling himself up. He goes to charge across the ring, but Moreland pulls the rope down! LOW BRIDGE! Cole flies unprotected out to the floor, apparently on his face. Hightower starts a count. At the count of 4, Cole still hasn’t really moved, but Moreland has. He’s used the ropes to pull himself to the turnbuckle, and pull himself up to the top. Phantos, Lucios and Carl from Fresno have surrounded him from the floor, imploring him to get down. Stubborn Davin ignores them, and stands on the turnbuckle, nearly falling off with one of his knees pretty much useless. He Jumps! MOONSAULT FROM THE TURNBUCKLE TO COLE ON THE FLOOR CONNECTS! The buzz from the crowd is dead silent momentarily, and then sees Davin stirring. A huge cheer goes up when he crawls and limps to the apron at the count of 5. Moreland rolls in at 7, and Cole, who got hurt big time from the Moonsault, manages to crawl in at 8. Both men are on the mat, and recovering, and Hightower starts a count. At 5, Cole is up first, but Moreland isn’t far behind as Cole crosses the ring. Down the ramp comes Harper Camby, The Dead, Eric O’Mac and The Heels all carrying weapons, and they apparently have worked out a plan, as The Dead and The Heels go immediately after Phantos, Lucios and Carl From Fresno. While this is happening, Cole pulls Davin to his feet and assaults him with chops. Davin limps away toward the middle of the ring, and Cole gets to him quickly and locks his hands around Davin’s waist, setting up for a German Suplex, but Davin manages to get his hands around Cole’s head…REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE! Crowd is ROCKING the arena! Can Moreland cover? He’s struggling to even move! Harper Camby hops up on the apron, and starts yapping at Hightower, as the melee continues outside. Hightower goes over to yell at the roided-out freak, which allows Eric O’Mac and his Autographed Sledgehammer to slide into the ring (we still can’t see the autograph). Somehow, Davin gets to his knees, and scans the ring for Cole’s location. Cole is still laid out on the mat. Davin is about to flop over for the cover, but Eric O’Mac gets in between Moreland and Cole, and gets a sick smile on his face. Davin is weaving back and forth on his knees, his face and chest completely covered in blood and the one eye still closed, and he appears to be bleeding from the mouth now. Eric says something to Davin that looks to be something like “Payback’s a Bitch”, takes a full baseball swing, and drills Davin right between the eyes with the sledgehammer. The force of the blow blasts Moreland off his knees and into the ropes, but on his feet; leaning on the ropes. O’Mac slips out of the ring just as Cole starts to stir. Camby is still yapping at Hightower, while Cole again shakes out the cobwebs, and moves toward Davin. Davin is defenseless. Cole DRILLS him with the GRECO-ROMAN PUNT TO THE BALLS! Davin’s unconscious, but his legs involuntarily give out. Camby drops off the apron, and Hightower turns around just in time to see Cole hook Moreland in a SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP! He puts his FEET ON THE ROPES and has a HANDFUL OF TIGHTS! Hightower slides in to cover: 1, 2, 3! It’s over. Trash fills the ring. WINNER by DARLING FINISH in 16:28…”THE MAIN EVENT” CHRIS COLE! Chris Cole leads the best of seven series 3-2. Post-match, Cole, O’Mac, Dead, Camby and The Heels look to starts a 6 on 3 beat down of the rest of Run DLP as Davin lies near death in the ring. Suddenly, “Skin” by Nonpoint fires up through the PA, and ALL of Drink and Destroy shows up on the ramp and threateningly walks down the ramp. Bennett’s Crew decides discretion is the better part of valor, and they chickenshit high-tail it through the crowd. D&D and the rest of DLP surround Davin, as Hightower frantically makes the “Dreaded X” sign to the back. Paramedics rush out, and Davin does the stretcher job. FIREWOMAN vs. THE DEAD – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match “Doomsday Clock” by the Smashing Pumpkins blasts over the PA, and The Dead makes his way out to a chorus of boos and “You Suck” chants. The Dead seems to enjoy it and he taunts the crowd while making his way to the ring, and Douchebag posing on the turnbuckles for fun. The music stops momentarily as the crowd buzzes before “Firewoman” by The Cult starts, and Firewoman, with taped ribs, arrives at the top of the ramp with Alexander and Alexis Darling, as well as Lucky, who is doing whatever Valets do. Firewoman grabs her belt and tries to raise it over her head, but she can only get it in front of her face; which is enough for the crowd. Firewoman, puts the belt back on, and then stares into the ring, and points to The Dead, and audibly growls and SPRINTS to the ring. As she’s making her way down, The Dead says something like “It was just business, I swear”, but Fire apparently really doesn’t give a shit, and slides in firing Closed-Fist Haymakers at the caught-off-guard Dead. Sterling Glaw is taken aback but rings the bell instinctively, and WE’RE UNDERWAY! Fire continues her assault, and is ROCKING Dead with Hard Shots. Dead is reeling backwards as Fire presses on. Glaw notices the Closed Fists and starts a count. At 4, Fire changes her attack, grabs The Dead’s hair and starts bashing his head off the turnbuckle. Glaw counts again, and at 4 again, Fire wraps the tag rope around Dead’s throat in a blatant choke. Glaw gets to 4 again, and physically pushes Firewoman back. Fire glares at the ref, and then takes off her Title Belt, and BLASTS Dead in the head with it! Glaw has no choice but to call for the bell. WINNER by DQ in 2:47…THE DEAD! Firewoman remains Onslaught Champion. Firewoman is nowhere near done, and starts to WHIP The Dead with the Title Belt! She screams to Lucky “Grab Me a Chair and a Mic!” Lucky obliges, as Alexander, Alexis and Lucky all form a wall in front of Firewoman, as she sticks The Dead’s ankle in the chair…uh oh. “Close the Casket on This Bitch!” Fire says as she hits a FIRESAULT onto the chair in a blatant attempt to Pillmanize it. Another…and another…and then Fire hits a HUGE Springboard Legdrop on it! Dead is HOWLING in pain. Satisfied, The DEA leaves the ring to “Firewoman”. THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. BAD vs. IHOP – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match Big stare down between Magnusson, Hansen, Wrath, and Seamus, as SYB and Skurge look on in confusion. IHOP walks up into the fray demanding similar respect, and DHM and Seamus drop them simultaneously. Spin and Damon throw hands and we have a brawl. The Sons and BAD slug it out, stiffing the hell out each other. Magnusson and McNasty fall out to the floor as Wrath and Spin fight back to a corner. That allows IHOP to sneak in and jump Hansen from behind. 3 on 1 beat down ensues, with SYB calling the shots until Wrath shoves him out of the way. Damon takes control, so IHOP then jumps him instead. Seamus sends DHM to the guardrail and goes in to help his partner, getting rid of Skurge and SYB with ease. BAD kicks the shit out of IHOP all over the ring, but Spin slips back in and takes Damon's head off with a lariat. The ref has no control at all of this one and seems content allowing this one to go under Texas Tornado rules. Spin and Seamus slug it out, and Skurge schoolboys Seamus from behind looking for a cheap pin, but DHM drags him off and pounds him out to the floor. SYB clips Spin's knee and looks to work it over, but DHM gets him with a belly to back suplex. Damon dumps SYB to the floor, and we have another brawl between the Sons and BAD. Seamus clotheslines Spin out to the apron. They have it out on the apron, but Seamus kicks Spin's knee to get the advantage and runs the ropes and slams him into the ring post. DHM and Damon are alone in the ring, and Magnusson tries an Irish whip, but Damon reverses it, and DHM gets low bridged by SYB, who's grabbing the ropes to get back in. SYB watches Magnusson whiz by him... and turns right around into High Times!! Cover... 1...2... and Spin drags Damon off the cover and to the floor. Seamus is pissed and turns to finish off SYB again, but Skurge flies in off the top with a missile dropkick~! Cover gets only two, and Skurge walks right into DHM and gets a big choke slam for his troubles. One, two... and Seamus breaks that up. Seamus and DHM have it out again, Magnusson back dropping Seamus to the floor. DHM follows out and the Sons and BAD brawl into the crowd down the aisle. The ref starts a count and neither team cares. SYB and Skurge begin to stir in the ring as the ref gets to 8.......9......10! WINNERS by count out in 11:04: IHOP DONOVAN VIPER vs. STANK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match Stank makes his way to the ring first, looking very focused. He stares up the aisle as the Intercontinental Champion, Donovan Viper enters the arena, accompanied by Moosehead Jack. When they reach the ring, Stank and Moose exchange a nod, and Moose finds a seat at the timekeeper’s table. Referee Junior Hale displays the Intercontinental Title to the crowd and calls for the bell. They lock up and Stank takes the immediate advantage, using his size to back Viper into the corner. He rocks the champion with chops and whips him across the ring, following with an avalanche. At the last second, Viper drops out of the way, and Stank hits the turnbuckles hard. Viper rolls to his feet and grabs a stumbling Stank, planting him with a DDT. Viper presses the attack with kicks punctuated by knees and elbows to the head. Viper hits the ropes, drives a knee into Stank’s temple, and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Viper pulls Stank up and throws him to the corner, following him in with a clothesline. He immediately whips Stank to the opposite corner and repeats the clothesline. He tries for a third Irish whip but Stank puts on the breaks and pulls Viper back, driving him into the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. Stank hooks the leg and gets a two count. Both men get warily to their feet. They lock up, and Viper staggers Stank with a knee to the midsection. Before he can follow up, Stank lashes out with a vicious right hand. Viper responds in kind and they stand toe-to-toe exchanging punches. Stank’s size advantage gives him the edge until Viper rakes the eyes, following up with a kick and a DDT. He doesn’t bother with a cover, but rains punches down on Stank until Junior threatens to disqualify him. Viper considers taking the easy out, but chooses not to, hitting the ropes and driving a leg into Stank’s throat. He covers, and Stank rolls a shoulder just before the three. Viper pulls Stank to a sitting position, drives his knee into his back, and grabs his chin in both hands, trying to pull his head off. Junior asks, and Stank refuses to submit. Stank powers out by pulling Viper off his feet, then rolls him over into a Boston crab. Viper grabs the ropes and Junior forces the break. Stank releases the hold and stomps on Viper’s back before pulling him to his feet and slamming him to the mat. He plants Viper with a delayed vertical suplex, and picks him up for the Stank U. Viper goes with the momentum and slides across Stank’s back, grabbing the top rope and pulling himself out onto the apron. Viper ducks a punch and drives his shoulder into Stank’s midsection. He tries for a sunset flip, but Stank catches him and tosses him to the outside. Stank steps out onto the apron as Viper gets slowly to his feet. Stank runs along the apron an hits a flying clothesline that flips Viper over backwards and leaves him face down on the floor. Since it’s a title match (and he’s not too bright), Junior foregoes the count and heads to the floor to get them back in the ring. As a result, he misses Viper’s blatant low blow as Stank pulls him to his feet. Viper grabs Stank and runs his oft-injured shoulder into the ring post, then slams his head into it as well. Viper props Stank against the ring post and backs off. He goes for the Death Elbow, but Stank ducks and Viper hits the steel. Stank pulls Viper onto his shoulders and Stank-U’s him through the Indonesian announce Table! Junior checks on Viper, but lets the match continue. Stank pulls Viper to his feet and tries to throw him into the ring, but Viper puts on the brakes, drives an elbow into Stank’s throat, and drops him with a stunner. Viper pulls him up, but Stank reverses a whip into the railing. Stank charges, but Viper shoulders him over the railing into the crowd. Viper climbs over the railing as well and they slug it out among the fans. Stank levels Viper with a roundhouse, and accepts a beer from a fan. Viper get to his feet and swings, but Stank dodges and the fan goes down. That’s going to cost Bennett some money. Junior finally reaches the combatants and orders them out of the crowd. Unfortunately, instead of the ring, they brawl toward the back of the arena. Junior still thinks he can regain control, so he lets them go and follows them. They reach an emergency exit, and Stank slams Viper through it face first. The fire alarm blares as they brawl out into the parking lot. As Stank slams Viper into a parked car, Junior realizes it’s a lost cause and returns to the arena to call for the bell. WINNER - NO CONTEST in 18:45. After the match: A squadron of referees and security pour out of the arena and, eventually, manage to separate Viper and Stank. Members of both Bennett’s and Rick’s teams attempt to join in, but are stopped by the Uijeongiu police, who arrived with the fire department in response to the alarm. LD WILLIAMS vs. CARL FROM FRESNO – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match Carl From Fresno enters first, looking much more cleaned up than we are used to seeing him. Well, at least the parts of his attire that are branded with the Aquafina logo. The fans seem to be generally behind him as he steps into the ring. LD Williams appears at the top of the ramp to a smattering of boos. He holds the title up high and confidently makes his way down the ramp. He never takes his eyes off of Carl as he steps through the ropes. The referee holds the title up and signals for the bell. LD and Carl tie-up to start things off. LD shoves Carl away, but Carl comes right back and ties-up again. LD whips Carl into the ropes but Carl catches himself and stops his momentum. LD charges at Carl but Carl manages to dodge just in time, low-bridging LD and sending him to the outside. Carl is pleased with himself, but he doesn't notice that LD managed to land on his feet on the outside. Williams slides back into the ring and charges at Carl once again. This time Carl isn't quick enough and he is flattened by a big clothesline. LD yells for Carl to get up, and after a second he obliges. LD throws a right hand that connects squarely on Carl's jaw. Carl reels back and then catches another punch to the jaw. LD attempts a third right hand, but Carl has wised up and blocks it. Carl throws a punch of his own, then another, then another. Carl has captured the momentum and whips LD into the corner. Carl charges in after him, but LD gets a foot up and connects with a big boot, sending Carl staggering backwards. LD collects himself for a moment and then whips Carl into the ropes. LD attempts a hip toss but Carl lands on his feet and connects with a hip toss of his own. Surprisingly, Carl goes for a cover immediately. He barely gets a one count before LD Williams easily kicks out. LD gets back to his feet and yells at Carl. "You're gonna need more than that!" Carl takes offense and charges at LD, but WIlliams catches him and delivers a vicious spinebuster. Cover...One...Two...Carl kicks out. LD picks him up and looks for some more offense but Carl catches him with a knee to the gut. Carl follows it up with an elbow to the head before whipping Williams toward the ropes. LD is able to reverse it, however, and sends Carl on his way. Williams telegraphs his move a split-second too early and Carl is able to catch him with a swinging neckbreaker. Carl quickly flips LD over and locks in an ankle lock! LD is in a bit of a bad spot as Carl tightens his grip. LD is finally able to crawl his way to the ropes and Carl is forced to break the hold. Carl is looking impressive here as he moves to capitalize with a few stomps to LD's ankle. Williams uses his other foot to shove Carl away and then gets to his feet. The two begin to trade blows in the middle of the ring. The crowd cheers as each punch lands solidly until Williams takes the advantage. Williams backs Carl into the corner and begins to land devastating shoulder-blocks to Carl's midsection. Somehow, Carl is able to sidestep one of the attempts from LD and manages to reverse positions and put LD in the corner. Carl mounts the turnbuckle and begins to throw punch after punch to the top of LD's head. The crowd counts along with him and cheers when he actually gets to 10. Instead of letting up, Carl hooks LD's head and it looks like he's going for a Tornado DDT! Luckily for him, LD is able to shove Carl off just in time. Carl pops right back to his feet and charges in with a spear, but LD gets out of the way and sends Carl shoulder-first into the post. Carl dislodges himself and staggers backwards...right into a kick in the gut and a DDT! LD Williams goes for the cover...One...Two...Three. This one is over. WINNER in 8:24 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion - LD Williams Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Manilla Warfare PPV! Live 25th From Manilla, Philippines! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! May 14th from Tokyo, Japan! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Jack Quinn May 7, 2008 22:34:56 GMT -5 |
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I think I may have forgot to mention this, but the chicken suit was a one time thing and not something permanent.....unless you want it to be
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Jack Quinn May 7, 2008 18:04:33 GMT -5 |
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OOWF On Tour 2008[/u]
04/02/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Isafjordhur, Iceland 04/09/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Kashkinen, Finland 04/16/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Omsk, Russia 04/23/08 – MidWeek Mayhem - Bor-Ondor, Mongolia 04/27/08 – Blood on the Great Wall PPV – Beijing, China 04/30/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Pyongsong, North Korea 05/07/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Uijeongbu, South Korea 05/14/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Tokyo, Japan 05/21/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Taipei, Taiwan 05/25/08 – Manilla Warfare PPV – Manilla, Philippines 05/28/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Kokopo, Papua New Guinea 06/04/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Jakarta, Indonesia 06/11/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 06/18/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Phuket, Thailand 06/25/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Phnom Penh, Cambodia 06/29/08 – The Brawl of Saigon* - Saigon, Vietnam 07/02/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Hat Dokeo, Laos 07/09/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Mandalay, Burma 07/16/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Bombay, India 07/23/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Bagram Air Base, Afghanistan 07/27/08 – OOWF PPV* - Camp Anaconda, Iraq 07/30/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Luxor, Egypt 08/06/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Casablanca, Morocco 08/13/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Cordoba, Spain 08/20/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Sabugal, Portugal 08/27/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Hammerfest, Norway 08/31/08 – Judgment Eve III – Qeqetarsuaq, Greenland 09/03/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Kingait, Nunavut, Canada 09/10/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Steinbach, Manitoba, Canada 09/17/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada 09/24/08 – MidWeek Mayhem – Ironwood, Michigan 09/28/08 – Hell On Earth IV – Dayton, Ohio
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Jack Quinn May 6, 2008 10:16:44 GMT -5 |
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i'm bumping this up so i don't have to freakin' search for it to figure out tour dates.
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Fire-Babe May 6, 2008 10:04:15 GMT -5 |
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DONOVAN VIPER vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Alexander Darling enters the ring first, accompanied by Alexis Darling. Darling is not used to coming out first in a title match, as he was quite comfortable being Intercontinental Champion. He is clearly not pleased with this. As he makes his way down the ramp he is met with a mix of boos and cat-calls for his sister. This pisses Darling off and he gets into an argument with a few fans in the front row. Darling shoves one of them hard, knocking the fan to the floor. The rest of the group immediately shuts up. Darling smirks as he and his sister continue on their way to the ring. A moment later Donovan Viper appears at the top of the ramp to a showering of boos. He holds his newly won title up high specifically for Alexander Darling to see. Darling points at Viper and looks menacing, but Viper just smiles and talks some inaudible trash to Darling as he walks down the ramp. The two continue to jaw at one another until Viper gets into the ring. Darling jumps at him and this fight is on! Darling gets the early advantage and lays into Viper. Viper is reeling early as Darling presses his advantage. Viper is backed into a corner and Darling continues the assault with a few well-placed knees to Viper's midsection. Darling whips Viper into the opposite corner and charges in after him. Viper catches him with an elbow to the jaw sending Darling staggering backwards. Darling charges again with a clothesline but Viper ducks and drops Darling with a falling neck-breaker. Darling gets back to his feet quickly and throws a punch at Viper, but Donnie is able to block it and connect with a shot of his own. Darling stumbles back and Viper catches him with a clothesline that sends him down hard to the mat. Viper goes for the quick cover. One...Two...Darling kicks out. Viper yells at Darling to get to his feet and when he does Viper charges hard at him. Darling side-steps just in time and Viper goes chest-first into the corner. Darling grabs the back of Viper's head and slams it into the turnbuckle viciously. Viper's head repeatedly smacks hard into the top turnbuckle and Darling shows no signs of letting up. The referee tries to break it up but Darling just shoves him out of the way and continues the assault. The referee warns him not to do that again, and Viper uses that momentarily distraction to get himself out of the corner and behind Darling. Viper smashes Darling's head into the turnbuckle a few times and then drops Darling with a nice looking belly-to-back suplex. Viper bridges it for a pin attempt. One...Two...Darling kicks out. Both men gather themselves for a moment and Darling gets to his feet. They begin to trade wild punches in the middle of the ring, much to the delight of the crowd. Darling gains the advantage and whips Viper toward the ropes. Viper bounces back with a clothesline attempt but Darling ducks it and catches Viper on the second bounce with a fall-away slam. Cover. One...Two...Viper kicks out. Darling puts the boots to Viper, who is trying to get back to his feet. Viper gets to one knee before being knocked right back to the mat. Viper is laying face-first on the mat and Darling gets an evil grin on his face. Darling stands over Viper and puts a foot in the middle of Viper's back. Uh-oh, it looks like Darling is going for a Motherfucking Curbstomp! Darling pulls Viper's left arm back but Viper uses his right arm to grab the bottom rope and pulls himself toward it. The referee steps between the two combatants and Darling looks pissed. Viper ducks under the ropes and pulls himself up out on the ring apron. Darling charges in, looking to knock Viper on his ass, but Viper buries a shoulder into Darling's gut. Viper tries to suplex Darling onto the floor, but Darling lands on the apron and the two begin to trade punches once again. Viper is able to gain the advantage and shoves Darling off the apron and into the guardrail. Ouch. Viper dives at Darling, but Darling staggers out of the way just in time and Viper hits the guardrail too. Both men struggle to regain their composure as the referee begins his 10-count. Darling gets over to Viper and whips him into the steel steps. Viper crashes hard into the and crumples into a heap. Darling laughs as he picks Viper up and attempts to whip him into the announce table. Somehow Viper is able to reverse it and Darling crashes hard into the Korean announce table. Darling gets to his feet as Viper staggers over. The referee is up to 8 in his count so Darling quickly slides into the ring to avoid being counted out of this title match. Darling screams at Viper, daring him to get back into the ring. The referee starts a new 10-count for Viper. Viper yells right back at Darling and looks like he's trying to find a way into the ring. Darling is stalking him on the inside, however, causing Viper to back off of any attempt. Again the referee gets to an count, and instead of rushing into the ring Viper goes over next to the announce table and grabs his belt. Darling looks confused for a half a second, but by the time he realizes what's going on, it's too late. The referee gets to 10 and Donovan Viper is counted out. WINNER by count-out in 9:53 - Alexander Darling and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Donovan Viper Viper walks backwards up the ramp, staring directly at a livid Alexander Darling. Donnie holds the belt up high in one hand and points to his temple with the other while mouthing the words "I'm too smart". Darling rages inside the ring as Viper disappears into the back with a smile. LD WILLIAMS vs. STANK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match Stank makes his way to the ring still showing the effects of the war he had with Williams on Sunday. Stank is in the odd position of coming out as the challenger for the first time since September. He climbs between the ropes and appears to be completely focused. LD Williams is announced and he comes to the top of the ramp wearing the OOWF World title (because that’s what real champions do). He pauses at the top of the ramp for a moment, then heads to the ring and climbs between the ropes. The two rivals meet in the center of the ring and LD Williams hands the referee the title, never taking his eyes off of Stank. The referee holds the belt high in the air, and calls for the bell, but neither man moves. The referee reminds them that this is not a competitive staring contest and both men start to slowly circle one another. They lock up and Williams immediately grabs an arm wringer that sends Stank to one knee. The big man fights to his feet and rocks LD with several forearm shots to the face. Stank scoops LD up and plants him on the mat, then drops a big elbow down across his chest and covers and gets a two count. LD Williams scurries under the ropes to the floor to regroup, aware that he just nearly lost the title that he has worked so hard to get. Stank follows him to the outside and slams LD’s head into the steel barricade, then tries a whip into the corner, but LD reverses it and Stank goes shoulder first into the steps, sending them tumbling over, and sending Stank to the mat howling in pain. LD pulls Stank to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope into the ring. Once inside, LD stretches Stank’s arm out and drives his knee repeatedly into his shoulder. LD works the hammerlock and tries for the submission, but Stank works his way to the ropes to force the break. Williams pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and drills him between the eyes with an elbow that staggers Stank. LD hits the ropes and charges, but Stank recovers in time to catch him with a surprise snap power slam for another two count. LD slides to the corner, clearly frustrated, and while he is distracted with his own thoughts, Stank charges in and catches him with a knee to the face. Stank drags LD out of the corner and drops a leg across his chest and covers, for yet another two count. Stank barks at the referee to count a little faster, then peels Williams off the canvas and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a belly to belly suplex, driving him to the mat. Another cover gets Stank another two count, so this time he pulls Williams to a sitting position and locks on a side head lock keeping all his weight on Williams’ neck, cutting off his oxygen. Williams fights to his feet and slips behind Stank and hits an Olympic Slam! Both men are down, but Stank stirs first. Stank waits for Williams to get to his feet, LD throws a weak punch that Stank easily blocks, then sends LD to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, and LD plants him with a spike DDT! The same move he used to win the title! LD covers, but Stank manages to roll his shoulder at two. LD pulls Stank up and backs him into the corner and blisters him with chops and hammers away at that shoulder that still has to be sore. LD whips Stank out of the corner and waits for him on the rebound and takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then immediately pounces on him locking in the STF! Stank is in trouble in the center of the ring, LD has a crazed look in his eyes as he tears at Stank’s neck, pulling back as hard as he can. LD releases that hold and immediately transitions into a cross face, now brutalizing that shoulder as well as Stank’s neck. Stank looks like his is about to tap, and he is nowhere near the ropes to force the break. Stank manages to roll his hips just enough that he can take Williams over and get his shoulders down for a two count. Williams rolls back and locks on the cross face with even more ferocity. Stank is in tremendous pain, and finally, instead of risking a broken arm or destroyed shoulder, Stank taps out to the cross face. WINNER in 17:51 – LD Williams Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF May Per View! Live 25th From Manilla, Philippines! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! May 7th from Uijeongiou, South Korea! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Moose turns and walks away back down the hallway. He ducks into a locker room, leaving Kincaid to contemplate his offer.
Suddenly, Kincaid seems to make up his mind. He walks purposely down the hall and opens the door that Moose disappeared through moments ago, not bothering to knock. Moose is alone, sitting on a chair with a Holsten in his hand. TK: Good choice. MHJ: Thanks. But obviously you didn’t follow me in here to talk about the finer points of a good Pilsener. I guess you’ve made up your mind, huh? That was pretty fucking quick – I appreciate that. TK: I have. And the way I see it, I need friends wherever I can get them. I learned all too well from the 6-way at the PPV that there are strength in numbers. Even though this means I might have to pull double-duty tonight, I’ve decided to take you up on your offer. Moose smiles and nods. He lays down his beer and stands with his hand outstretched. MHJ: I’m glad to hear that. Welcome aboard. Kincaid puts his hand up. Moose seems a little shocked at Kincaid’s forcefullness. TK: I’m not finished. Moose sits back down TK: I don’t know many people around here and I damn sure don’t know you. Can I trust you? I hope I can, but we’ll see. But I want you to know that you can sure as hell trust me. And believe me when I tell you that the loyalty of someone like me is all you need. Kincaid holds out his hand and the two wrestlers shake on their agreement. Kincaid takes a seat next to Moose and is offered a beer. We hear the “clink” of glass as the camera fades.
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Riot Act Apr 30, 2008 20:18:02 GMT -5 |
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Nash: See I TOLD you Moreland wouldn’t get into Cole’s head!
Russ: Are you serious? It took a three on one beat down for this not to be a 3-0 series lead for Moreland! Razz: Hey, sometimes you gotta do whatever it takes to break out of a slump. That may mean taking advantage of the numbers game, that may mean dressing up like Marilyn Monroe and singing Happy Birthday to the promoter, whatever it takes Russ: WHAT? Razz: Hey I was young and foolish, you know what I am talking about Nash Nash: HA! I have NO idea Razz: Really Oz? Nash: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO MENTION THA……I mean……I have no idea what you are talking about. Big Daddy Cool, that’s me. Razz: Of course it is. Anyway Russ, Cole took advantage of the situation, but he is still down two to one, and he has lost seven of his last eight matches to Moreland, that is still something that is going to weigh on his mind Russ: What galls me is that Chris Cole could be one of the greatest wrestlers in the world today but he is content taking short cut after short cut, every single time! Instead of winning on his own, he relied on the help of others to get the job done, what kind of self respect can he possibly have? Nash: Please Russ, man you are really living in a fantasy world. Here are the facts, he won, and he gets paid like a winner, that is all that matters. Self respect? What does self-respect pay? You want to have self-respect, you will be stuck jerking the curtain and getting paid opener money your whole career. You will be the guy that puts over guys who decide they want a career over self respect. Cole is ruthless, you think he cares about self respect? Cole cares about one thing and one thing only: himself. That is all that matters Razz: I gotta say I agree with Nash here Russ. Sure ideally you want to be proud of what you are doing, but when an opportunity presents itself, you have to take it. Had Cole lost this match, he is down 3-0 and lost eight straight to Moreland. He would have had to win four straight to win the series, that kind of thing, psychologically would have been too much to overcome for anyone. It may not be the nicest way to do it, but he took care of business tonight Russ: You are both cynical bastards. Moving on to the next match, we have the first match in the OOWF Round Robin tournament for the OOWF Tag team titles. The surprising IHOP faces fellow Bennett Army members The Heels. If IHOP win this match, they would be 3-1 in the tournament and have a very good chance at coming out of this with the titles! Razz: If you would have told me two months ago that we would have been talking about SYB winning a title, I would have told you you were insane, but SYB has improved his game a lot and IHOP are a legit team Nash: Wait just a minute boys, you are not SERIOUSLY saying that IHOP has a chance against the greatest tag team in OOWF history, The Heels, right? Please, Johnny and AA came back for one reason and one reason only, and that was to win the tag team titles. IHOP are a nice little story and all, but there is no way they are going to beat the Heels, BANK ON IT! Russ: Well there is only one way to find out, lets head to the ring! THE HEELS vs. IHOP SYB and Skurge, better known as IHOP come to the ring to the boos of the crowd. They are accompanied by the lovely and talented Dorothy Mantooth. The Heels are announced, and they come out to the top of the ramp and pause there for a moment and eye their opponents. Johnny Adrenaline produces a mic and he SPEAKS: You know, Skurvy and Simp, I know we are supposed to be on the same side and all that, we are both part of Bennett’s Army, but come on, lets be serious here, you guys are simply not in our class. We are the greatest team in OOWF history, unlike some people who like to make the claim, WE are the measuring stick around here. Now, you guys have had a nice run in this little tournament, but we all know that AA and I are destined to win OUR tag team titles back. So, what we are going to have happen right now, is you two jabronis are going to do the right thing and lay down in the middle of the ring and let us move one step closer to bringing the gold him Inside the ring, SYB and Skurge seem to debate the idea for a moment and seem to come to an agreement. Skurge waits in the corner and SYB lays down in the middle of the ring. The Heels climb into the ring and AA nods his approval and covers SYB as Johnny turns to the crowd and taunts them. The referee hits the mat, looks a little disgusted at the events unfolding and counts one, two, thre….WHAM! Skurge charges out of the corner and NAILS AA right in the side of the head with a big boot! AA’s eyes roll into the back of his head and he flops over on the mat. SYB gets to his feet and charges into the corner, Johnny turns around just in time to get a spear into the mid section that sends both of them through the ropes. Inside the ring Skurge pulls AA off the mat and plants him with a side Russian leg sweep, then floats over and covers, but AA kicks out at two. On the outside, SYB pulls a clearly stunned Johnny Adrenaline to his feet and drops him to the mat with a chin breaker, then grabs Johnny’s legs and catapults him into the ring post. Adrenaline’s head thuds off the steel and he falls to the floor. Inside the ring Skurge has AA on his feet and tries a suplex, but AA blocks it and lifts Skurge for one of his own, but SYB slips into the ring behind AA and gets on his hands and knees behind him, AA trips over SYB and crashes to the mat, with Skurge coming down on AA and getting a two count. Skurge reaches out and tags in SYB, SYB comes in and grabs AA and hooks him for a double under hook suplex, then turns it into a PILEDRIVER! JOOPOCALYPSE! AA is out! SYB floats over and covers, one, two, thre…NO!!! A bloody Johnny Adrenaline makes it back into the ring and drives an elbow into the back of SYB’s head breaking up the pin. He pulls SYB to his feet and kicks him low and plants him with a DDT before the referee can get him out of the ring. Both men are down and AA gets to his feet first and puts up his dukes as SYB gets to his feet. Both men are groggy and circle each other with their fists up, both men make comically wild swings that connect with nothing but air and both men fall to the mat face first and remain there. The referee starts the dramatic ten count of doom and makes it to eight before both men drag themselves to their corners and make the tag. Skurge and Adrenaline charge into the ring, Skurge tries a clothesline but Adrenaline ducks and takes him to the mat with a hangman’s neck breaker. Johnny immediately pops up to his feet and drives a knee across Skurge’s chest, covers, but only gets a once count. Johnny waits for Skurge to get to his feet again, and whips him into the Heels corner, Johnny charges in, but Skurge gets a boot up that catches him in the face, before Skurge can do anything, AA grabs the tag rope and wraps it around his throat. Johnny steps in and grabs Skurge’s legs and pulls him off the mat, making the choking even worse. SYB shoves the referee aside and grabs Johnny and hits a Randy Orton back breaker, freeing his partner. Skurge fights out of the corner, catching AA with an elbow to the side of the head then leaping over Johnny and rolling him up with a sunset flip for a two count. Skurge pulls Johnny to his feet and sends him to the ropes but he lowers his head a moment too soon and Johnny catches him in the mouth with a kick that stands him up, then tries a clothesline but Skurge grabs him and reverses it into a back slide for a two count. Skurge gets to his feet first and scoops Johnny up and plants him on the mat, then tags SYB in and they do the WAZZUP spot, only SYB yells MAVEL TOV! Then dives straight into Johnny’s groin (not the first time SYB has gone groin diving according to our sources). Johnny writhes in pain and rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. AA leaps off the apron and runs over to him and the two seem to confer for a second, then AA hops back on the apron and yells at the referee to get Skurge out of the ring. As the referee is distracted with Skurge, SYB reaches between the ropes to pull Johnny back into the ring and Johnny PASTES him with a chair to the face. A metallic THUD echoes across the arena as steel meets face. SYB slumps back into the ring and Adrenaline slides in and hooks both legs for the dramatic cover, the referee never saw a thing, but he turns around and sees Johnny making the cover and falls to the mat and makes the one, two three. WINNERS in 15:44 – The Heels Nash: See, no problem, I knew my boys would take care of business! Russ: Well I wouldn’t exactly call it no problem, IHOP gave them a whole lot more of a match than The Heels expected. What I wonder is if this will cause any dissention within Bennett’s Army? Razz: Nah I don’t think so Russ, I mean they are all competitors, they know that the tag titles are at stake, and that to go anything less than balls out would be an insult. It won’t cause dissention between them just like it won’t cause any dissention between Phantos & Lucios and The Midnight Sons over on Rick’s side Russ: IHOP has really impressed me over the last few weeks, I think this could be a team to keep your eye on Nash: Well right now I would clearly rank them second behind The Heels in the tag ranks Razz: Hold on Nash, I agree that IHOP has improved a whole lot, but to say they are better than Phantos & Lucios and the rest, I think that is a bit optimistic Nash: Well there is only one way to settle this, welcome my next guests, the greatest tag team manager of all time James E. Cornette, and two of the greatest tag team wrestlers of all time, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner and “Beautiful” Bobby Eaton, welcome gentlemen JC: good to be here Nash, but good God You should have the IHOP arrested. They just came out here and killed your ratings. Where did you get those two? They couldn't draw money if you dipped them in glue and dragged them through Fort Knox. I mean SYB’s so skinny he could tread water through a garden hose. Russ: Ladies and gentlemen, Jim Cornette, the human quote machine JC: Russ you still with us? I figured by now you would be in the back smothered and covered in your own barbecue sauce. Nash: HA that is priceless, Scotty you were one of the greatest tag team wrestlers ever, what do you think of this round robin tournament? SS: When I was teaming with my brother Rick we were the baddest team in the land. All those other teams couldn’t touch us. Look at me, I am a genetic freak, the Big Bad Booty Daddy, those other teams, all of them better order their double cheeseburgers to go because I am gonna send them all to the emergency room. HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! Razz: Well said Scott, I think, Bobby do you like these kinds of tournaments? BE: yes Razz: Would you care to elaborate? BE: no Nash: Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Jim Cornette, Bobby Eaton and Scott Steiner! Thanks guys, and if you see Scott Hall, make sure he is face down Russ: That was a complete waste of time Nash: It was a train wreck, how great is that? Russ: How bout we talk about the next match? Razz: How big is this? If Phantos and Lucios win this match, they are the new OOWF World tag team champions! Russ: I have no doubt that Phantos and Lucios are well aware that all that stands between them and gold is BAD, who are certainly no slouches Nash: This is where we will see if they have the same killer instinct that Chris Cole has, they have a chance to take the gold back, will they go to any lengths to win the belts, or will they try and have some self respect and “do the right thing?” Russ: It’s Phantos and Lucios, so you KNOW they will do the right thing, but that certainly doesn’t mean they can’t win the titles. Razz: Hey, they know the stakes here, they will up their game I am sure. They are an established team and know the stakes. But, there is only one way to find out Nash: The ring. Go to it. Now PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. BAD Quite the contrast of styles in this one, you have the bar room brawlers Seamus McNasty and Damon Wrath taking on the more scientifically accomplished Phantos & Lucios. Phantos & Lucios come to the ring without Davin Moreland, what seems like a bold statement at first, really is only them putting their faith in the idea that Bennett hasn’t recruited BAD…….yet. Anyway Phantos & Lucios wait in the ring and discuss some last minute strategy. It looks like the bigger Lucios will start things for Team Aquafina. BAD’s music plays and Seamus and Damon charge to the ring, and storm inside and try to bait Phantos & Lucios into a brawl, but the two masked men will not take the bait, instead they wait patiently in the corner while Seamus and Damon expend their energy yelling to the crowd and at the referee. Finally they settle down, and it looks like it will be Wrath against Lucios. Wrath and Lucios circle and lock up, Damon grabs an arm wringer and immediately begins hammering Lucios across the chest with clubbing forearms trying to get Lucios into a brawl. Lucios cocks his fist ready to hammer Wrath with a shot, then grabs his arm, reverses the arm wringer and takes Wrath to the mat with a hip toss, then locks on a top wristlock and keeps him on the mat. Wrath fights his way to his feet and backs Lucios into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, Lucios lets go, but Wrath gets a little shove to the face off before he steps back to the middle of the ring. Lucios regains his composure and the two meet back in the center of the ring and locks up again, this time Wrath drops Lucios to one knee with a straight right to the jaw. This is finally enough for Lucios and he comes up swinging and he and Wrath go back and forth trading punches around the ring, Lucios grabs Wrath and takes him to the mat with a double leg take down then twists Wrath over in a STF type move, but reaches out and tags in Phantos. Phantos slingshots into the ring and drops a leg across the back of Wrath’s head. Phantos and Wrath spring to their feet and Phantos whips Wrath to the ropes and catches him with a Thesz press and lands a couple of stiff forearms to the side of the head. Phantos breaks before there is the threat of a DQ, he gets to his feet and pulls Wrath up, but Damon rocks Phantos with a European uppercut then shoves him into the BAD corner and buries a couple of shoulders into his midsection. Damon tags I Seamus, and Seamus snap mares Phantos out of the corner, and before he leaves, Wrath nails a drop kick to the back of Phantos head, and Seamus rebounds off the ropes and nails a falling clothesline to the back of Phantos head that smacks his forehead off the mat, folding him in half. Seamus slams him back to the mat and covers, but can only get a one count. Seamus flips Phantos over and grabs his arms and NALIS him with a curb stomp to the back of the head, then drops an elbow across the back of his neck, then locks him in a cross face and pulls back, reaching up to tag in Damon. Wrath steps into the ring and gets a running start and NAILS Phantos in the face with a stiff kick. Wrath rolls Phantos over and covers and gets a two count before Lucios comes in and saves him. Wrath pulls Phantos to his feet and hangs him throat first on the top rope, then tags Seamus back in, Seamus sprints across the ring and leapfrogs Wrath and crashes down on the small of Phantos back. Seamus covers, but Phantos manages to roll his shoulder at two. Seamus shows a little bit of frustration and yells at the referee then pulls Phantos to his feet and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Phantos reverses the whip and catches him with a high knee to the jaw that staggers Seamus, Phantos leaps for his corner to tag, but Seamus grabs his leg and tries to pull him back to the middle of the ring, Phantos works to his feet and BLASTS Seamus with an enzuguri. Phantos lunges across the ring and makes the tag. Lucios comes in a house of fire! He clocks Seamus with a clothesline and elevates a charging Wrath with a big back body drop. Wrath gets back to his feet and Lucios throws him between the ropes to the floor. Lucios turns around and catches Seamus as he tries a cross body block and spins him to the mat with a vicious side effect. Lucios covers, but Seamus kicks out at two. Lucios pulls Seamus to his feet and hauls him up on his shoulders and sets up the Drop kick device. He tags in Phantos and Phantos climbs to the top rope, but Damon Wrath leaps onto the apron and shoves Phantos off the top rope into the ring. Seamus hammers Lucios with elbows to the top of the head and slips off his shoulders. Seamus spins Lucios around and catches him with a kick to the mid section followed by an arm breaker DDT. Seamus pulls Lucios back to his feet and hammerlocks him then spins him shoulder first into the ring post while Wrath spring boards into the ring and nearly decapitates Phantos with a clothesline. Phantos struggles to his feet and Seamus drops him with the Black & Tan! Seamus covers and hooks Phantos leg as Wrath pulls Lucios out of the ring to keep him from breaking it up, and the two of them brawl around ringside. Lucios tries several times to get back into the ring, but each time Wrath catches him and pulls him to the outside. The referee hits the mat and makes the one, two, three. WINNERS in 15:58 – BAD Russ: That has to be a little bit of an upset there! And if my calculations, that means we have a FIVE WAY TIE!!! Nash: No, you don’t say. Who could possibly have seen that coming? Razz: HEY Mr. Snarky, you wanna cool it? Nash: I mean, oh WOW A FIVE WAY TIE! THAT MUST MEAN WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BIG BLOWOFF MATCH AT MAYHEM!!! Is that better? Russ: I hate you. The fact remains that the GM’s, whether that is Rick, Ecosystem, LJ Bennett, Erlana, Stank, Davin Moreland, whoever the hell is running this place is going to have to come to a decision about what is going to be done about the tag team titles. You cannot have a month long tournament that ends in a no contest! Razz: No, not here in the OOWF! Nash: From my personal unbiased position, I think the titles should be awarded to The Heels. That CLEARLY seems like the fairest thing that we can do. Russ: You would think that Razz: Well, my guess is that we have some great big five way match that involves numerous gimmicks that play to each team’s individual strengths, and see who comes out of that alive, and then they get the titles. Nash: Or maybe we could do a reverse steel cage ladder match! Razz: What? Nash: Everyone starts on the outside of the cage, the cage is legal, and the goal is to climb the side of the cage, then climb a ladder DOWN into the cage and get the title from under the ring! IT’S GENIUS!! JC: You said reverse cage right…..ok, start on the outside, lemme write all this down…. Russ: GET OUT OF HERE! This is not TNA, we will do things mostly normal, no need to reinvent the wheel each time out! A new concept match is not history making if it is stupid. What COULD be history making tonight is Firewoman winning the OOWF Onslaught championship. A woman has never held a title in the OOWF, she could make history Razz: The nice thing about Fire is she does not expect to be treated like a woman, she will get into the ring and mix it up with the guys and take her lumps accordingly. You gotta respect that! Nash: Well back in the day when I was running the WWE, there was someone there….. Razz: Yeah we know, Chyna Nash: Well, no, I was talking about Hunter, Chyna was hung better than he was. I am pretty sure Chyna was a guy Russ: WILL YOU STOP Nash: Gorilla? Razz: Gorilla porn? Nash: What the fuck is wrong with you? Razz: Uh, hey how bout we head to the ring and see if Firewoman can make OOWF history? BUNNY vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Firewoman comes to the ring, focused and as intense as we have ever seen her. She survived a six person match to get the title shot tonight. She comes to the ring alone leaving Alexander and Alexis Darling in the back for the night. Fire climbs between the ropes and stares at the center of the ring lost in thought and concentration. That thought and concentration is abruptly broken as Eminem blares across the speakers and her former tag team partner Bunny makes his way to the ring. Bunny has a mic, and it appears that he is going to speak. Ayo if it isn’t the woman that the whole world calls Fire I may be a whole lot of things, but I sure ain’t no liar When we was teaming, I was the man, I carried you, I brought the vicious I’m gonna make you an offer, come home wit me and do my dishes Fire just grins and puts her head down and appears to be laughing at something. Bunny has a sneer of approval on his face and soon he and the rest of the audience join in and start laughing. Suddenly Fire snaps her head up and we see she is deadly serious. Before Bunny can react Fire grabs him and throws him into the corner and hammers him with elbows to the side of the head and stiff kicks to the side and the side of the head. Fire pulls Bunny out of the corner and whips him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a side slam, covers, but only gets a one count. Fire keeps Bunny on the mat and flips him over and puts him in a camel clutch and repeatedly lands stiff cross faces across his face, drawing a small trickle of blood from his nose. To his credit Bunny will not give up, to his disappointment Fire releases the hold, but holds on to his arms and gives him a Firestomp to the back of the head driving Bunny’s face into the mat. Fire decides not to cover Bunny after that and instead pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a hip toss, but to his credit, Bunny lands on his feet and turns around and catches Fire with a drop kick to the face that sends her back to the corner. Bunny charges into the corner, but Fire side steps. Bunny shows his MAD ACROBATIC SKILLZ by leaping to the top rope, but before he can do anything Fire lands a drop kick to his rear that sends him through the air, crashing into the guardrail on the outside. Fire leaves the ring and pulls Bunny to his feet, but he hits her with a jawbreaker that staggers Fire, then lands a spinning heel kick that sends her sprawling up the ramp. Bunny rolls back into the ring and waits for Fire to get to her feet, then gets a running start and springs over the top rope and takes her out with a 360 senton splash. Bunny gets to his feet and poses for a moment, looking rather proud of himself. Bunny circles part way around the ring and waits for Fire to get to her feet, then gets a running start and leaps onto the guardrail and runs the rail (an especially impressive performance considering the OOWF doesn’t have the wide pads that SOME feds have) Bunny gets to the end of the rail and leaps at Fire, but she has recovered by now and she catches Bunny by the throat and choke slams him to the floor! Rabbxt Roadkill! Fire scrapes Bunny off the floor and rolls him under the ropes back into the ring and follows him in and covers and gets a two count before Bunny rolls his shoulder just at the last second. Fire pulls Bunny up and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold. Bunny fights it and starts to fade, but then slips behind Fire and nails a belly to back suplex that folds Fire in half. Both are down and the referee starts the ten count. He makes it to eight before Fire pulls herself up using the ropes. Given that this is her second match of the night, her tank has to be getting a little on the low side. She gets to her feet and turns to see Bunny kip up and catch her with a monkey flip that sends her over to the mat. Bunny laves the ring and waits on the apron, when Fire gets to her feet Bunny springs off the top rope and tries a hurracarana but Fire catches him and reverses it into a Boston crab! Bunny screams in pain, and looks like he is about to make it to the ropes to force the break when Fire breaks the hold and reverses it into a STF! Bunny howls in pain as Fire scoots them both away from the ropes. In desperation Bunny reaches behind him and gouges Fire’s eyes until she breaks the hold. Fire gets to her feet and staggers around the ring trying to clear her vision and Bunny hits her with a shining wizard that drops her to the mat. He hits a standing moonsault and covers for a two count, Fire gets her shoulder up at the last second. Bunny shows a little bit of frustration and yells at the referee. He heads to the corner and climbs to the top and waits for Fire to get to her feet, Bunny leaps and catches Fire with a perfect clothesline that snaps her head back and drives the back of her head into the mat. Fire’s eyes roll back into her head and she gets a distant look on her face. Bunny gets to his feet and gives us the signal for the end, then hits a moonsault from the bottom rope, gets to his feet and hits one from the middle rope, then springs back up and climbs to the top, plays to the crowd for a moment then tries a split legged moonsault, but Fire gets her knees up just in time! Bunny writhes in pain on the mat as Fire gets to her feet and grabs Bunny and hauls him up in a vertical suplex and drops him stomach first on the top rope, then flips him off the top rope back into the ring and right across her knee. Fire grabs a groggy Bunny and sends him to the corner again, and once again Bunny recovers enough to scale the corner and turn and leap, but Fire is ready for him and catches him with a super kick right to the face! Bunny’s head snaps back and he hits the mat, barely conscious. Fire pulls him to his feet and hits the FIREDRIVER! And covers, one, two THREE!!! NEW ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION! WINNER in 18:48 – Firewoman After the match Firewoman gets to her feet and the referee hands her the title and she holds it high above her head, an uncharacteristic smile spreads across her face and the crowd roars their approval and appreciation. Fire takes one look at her former partner and leaves the ring, soaking in the crowd. Bunny gets to his feet and as he stands, someone slips into the ring wearing a black hoodie, so he must be evil, Bunny turns around and the mysterious man NAILS him with a super kick! Bunny falls to the mat and the man stands over him and pulls off his hood, it’s THE KNIFE!!!! Security comes into the ring and Knife leaves and hops the barricade and escapes through the crowd. Russ: SHE DID IT!!! SHE BEAT HER FORMER PARTNER!! WE HAVE A NEW OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION! Razz: Congratulations to Firewoman that is one hell of an accomplishment, but I hope she doesn’t think this will be an easy title to keep. She has a friendly rivalry with The Dead, Bunny is going to want a rematch, and now, evidently, The Knife is back, and I am sure he will have something to say about the Onslaught Championship Nash: So, a woman is holding a title in the OOWF. Good god what has this business come to! She’s no Alundra Blayze, that’s for damn sure! Razz: What? Russ: Ignore him, congratulations to Firewoman, she brings more gold to DEA, whether that is a good thing or not remains to be seen. Razz: Speaking of DEA, Alexander Darling defends his Intercontinental title against Donovan Viper AND Capellan. Darling contends that Viper and Capellan have some sort of plan to work together to conspire to take his title Razz: That is just laughable, outside of Moose and Crete, I am not sure if there are two people who hate each other more in the OOWF. There is NO WAY, NO WAY AT ALL that Capellan and Viper would work together, none. Nash: Never say never in this business Razz. They said a midget would never be a world champion, and you held the ECW title didn’t you? Razz: Someone thinks he is funny today doesn’t he? Russ: Back to the match, Alexander Darling has had a lot of distractions lately, with Firewoman and Alexis both causing problems, and this mysterious man, Poe, from Japan, do you think this could be too much for him to focus on the match? Nash: If there is one thing Darling is capable of, it is blocking out all distractions around him and focusing on the match. If he loses, I can guarantee you it won’t be because he lost his focus, it will be because he was beaten by the better man in the ring, and I am gonna tell you, when he is on, there may not be anyone better in the ring than Alexander Darling Razz: High words of praise there from Nash, but he does have a point. Like Darling or not, the man is a world class athlete. The problem is, he is in there with two other world class athletes as well. Capellan has admitted to losing his focus a bit lately, but what better spot would there be to get it back? Winning the intercontinental title would make a huge statement for Capellan. And Donovan Viper is just like his namesake, he is a snake that can strike at any time, any title can be his at a moment’s notice. You let your guard down for one second with this guy and it’s all over. Russ: It looks like we are ready for the Intercontinental title match, lets head to the ring ALEXANDER DARLING vs. DONOVAN VIPER vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match Capellan is announced and he sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and springs to his feet and plays to the crowd. Donovan Viper is announced and he comes to the ring flanked by MacCappington and Ryan Hardcore, they make their way to the ring and Capellan eyes them warily. Alexander Darling comes to the top of the ramp with Alexis Darling, who appears to have remarkably recovered from her shot from Firewoman, and an exhausted but happy Firewoman. Fire remains at the top of the ramp and she and Alexander Darling <CLINK> their titles before he and Alexis head to the ring and Fire heads to the back. Alexander Darling steps between the ropes and eyes his two opponents warily. This match for the Intercontinental title is under “first to score the pin is the winner” so the champion can lose his title without being pinned. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway. All three men come to the middle of the ring and we have ourselves an old fashioned stare down of mutual hate. Alexander Darling appears to make a comment about the nature of Capellan and Donovan Viper’s relationship. Capellan laughs, Donovan Viper turns his head away from Darling for a moment and appears to consider his options,. Then turns back to him with rage in his eyes and goes after Darling, backing him across the ring with shots to the head. Viper grabs Darling and sends him to the ropes and is going to go for a clothesline, but Darling bails out of the ring to the safety of the floor. While Darling stands on the outside staring wide-eyed at Viper, Viper dares him to come back into the ring. Capellan seizes the opportunity and rolls Viper up from behind, but Donovan kicks out at two. Viper spins to his feet and gets leveled by a leg lariat from Capellan. Cap waits for Viper to get back to his feet, then connects with a drop kick to the point of the jaw. Alexander Darling slips back into the ring and tries to attack Capellan from behind, but Capellan sidesteps him and sends him to the ropes as well and catches him with a drop kick on the rebound that sends him to his rear. Capellan is pumped and ready to go. He pulls Viper to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a power slam, then springs to his feet just in time to catch a charging Darling with a spine buster. Cap covers Darling, but Viper comes flying in with an elbow to the back of the head that breaks that up real fast. Viper pulls Capellan to his feet and plants him on the mat with an inverted DDT. As Donovan gets up, Alexander Darling charges in and clips his knee from behind sending Viper to the mat in pain. Darling pulls Capellan to his feet and throws him over the top rope. Capellan lands hard on the floor with a nasty thud, and Darling turns his attention to Viper who is on the mat clutching his knee. Darling grabs Viper’s leg and drops several knees across the inside of his knee, then keeps the pressure on, twisting Viper’s knee awkwardly. Viper writhes on the mat in pain, but will not give up. Darling gets to his feet and wisely positions Viper away from the ropes and locks him in a figure four. Viper howls in pain, but once again will not quit. On the outside, Capellan is on his feet, he hops to the apron and runs to the corner and scales the ropes and leaps and lands a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on Darling breaking the hold before Viper can possibly quit! Capellan covers Darling and gets a two count, but Darling reaches out and grabs the rope before the ref counts three. Capellan pulls Darling to his feet and hits a northern lights suplex and hooks the leg and gets a two count, but the count is broken up by a lunging Donovan Viper, who drops a forearm across Cap’s chest to break the pin. Cap and Viper pull Darling to his feet and send him to the ropes, Capellan drops to one knee and catches Darling with an elbow to the mid-section, then Viper charges off the ropes and nails a knee lift. Darling rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. Capellan gets to his feet and is immediately blindsided by Viper who catches him with an elbow to the side of the head. Viper backs Cap into the corner and hammers him with stiff shots, then takes a few steps back and runs in and catches him with a knee to the side of the head, then tries to follow that with a bulldog, but Capellan throws him off. As Viper gets to his feet, Capellan kicks him and hauls him up for a vertical suplex. Alexander Darling slips back into the ring and charges and catches Capellan with a spear that sends him to the mat, and sends Viper crashing down awkwardly on his head. Darling pulls Capellan to his feet and plants him on the mat with a DDT, then scoops a dazed Viper up and lifts him and hits a CRUCIFIX BOMB! Viper could be out! Darling covers, but Capellan summons up enough strength to lunge across the ring and break up the pin. Darling is enraged, and he gets to his feet and grabs Capellan and throws him out of the ring to the floor and follows. On the outside, he grabs Cap and throws him face first into the steel ring post, Capellan goes down like he has just been shot, and we see that he has been split wide open. Content with his handiwork Darling rolls back into the ring where Donovan Viper is struggling to his feet. Darling measures him and grabs him from behind and hits a series of German suplexes, three in a row, followed by a release suplex that folds Viper in half. Darling gets to his feet and motions for a pile driver, and hauls Viper up, but before he can finish the move, we hear a rhythmic “thump thump” sound that appears to only be heard by the Darlings. Viper and Capellan take no notice of it, and no one in the crowd seems to notice either. The thumping gets louder culminating in a blood curdling scream from Alexis! Darling drops Viper and turns to look, and there is, what appears to be a raven, perched on Alexis Darling’s shoulder. Alexis stands wide eyed and horrified. Alexander Darling leaves the ring and goes to his sister’s side and tries to comfort her, but she is nearly hysterical. Darling stops and stares at the raven for a moment, it caws a few times, then flies away into the rafters of the arena. Meanwhile, Capellan pulls himself up and climbs to the top rope, he steadies himself and waits for Viper to get to his feet. Capellan leaps and tries a Dragon kick, but Viper sidesteps him and Capellan slams to the mat. Viper pounces on Capellan and hooks him in the Anaconda Vice! Capellan is trapped in the middle of the ring and fading fast. Viper uses everything he has left to torque the pressure. Darling realizes what is going on outside the ring, but he is too late. Capellan loses consciousness and the referee calls for the bell just as Darling is sliding back into the ring to break up the pin! WINNER in 27:07 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Donovan Viper! Nash: WHAT THE HELL? How did a BIRD get in here? Razz: Do those things carry the bird flu? Russ I don’t want to get the bird flu, I don’t need to be quarantined in China dammit! Russ: I don’t know how a raven got in here…. Nash: Raven was here? He is smart Russ: Not THE Raven, A raven Razz: Like THE Bunny, not A Bunny Nash: You can’t get away from those furries can you? Russ: The point is, that raven essentially cost Alexander Darling the intercontinental title. I have never seen two people so spooked by something in my life. Razz: These mind games against the Darlings and Firewoman are getting pretty heavy. First Alexis wakes up in the hospital with three black roses, which was just creepy, and now this, what’s going on? Russ: I think it is clear someone is playing mind games, and in my estimation, the games just cost Darling the intercontinental title, making this game FAR more dangerous now. Nash: It’s one thing to jump in the ring and attack someone, we did our fair share of that in the nWo, it gets to the point where you almost expect it and can brace for it. But when you start messing with someone’s mind? That’s when it became personal Razz: Like Sting? Nash: WHERE? I mean….uh…..yeah, that bastard was always showing up messing with us, and we could never get our hands on him, THAT was frustrating. I can only imagine what Darling’s mindset is right now, if I am ANYONE in that locker room I am keeping my distance from Darling for a bit Razz: I would have kept my distance anyway, that guy is kind of a prick Russ: Be that as it may, we have had two title matches and two new champions, can lightning strike a third time in the main event? Nash: I’ve gotta say I have been looking forward to this one. Stank and LD Williams have built one hell of a rivalry, but somehow it has taken a turn into mutual respect rather than outright hostility Razz: Yeah that is not something you see very often. And then when you add to the fact that they are on opposite sides of this war, it is amazing it has remained competitive and somewhat friendly rather than out right hostile. Russ: A lot of whispering around the back that this will be the last match LD Williams gets for awhile. They both wanted a cage match to prevent outside interference, and they got it, I think a lot of people feel that this is the chance LD wanted, and if he can’t get it done, then he has to step aside for a bit. Nash: And I think he will be stepping aside for a bit. Stank has been damn near unbeatable as the champion. LD has showed there are some chinks in the armor, but he has not been able to exploit them enough to get a win. Tonight will be no different, he will push him to the limit, but in the end, Stank is going to walk out of the cage with the title. Razz: I am going to disagree there Nash. You know all too well that the hardest thing to do in wrestling is to keep a title. Stank is already the longest reigning OOWF World Champion in OOWF history, he has held the title just shy of seven months, and the wear and strain are starting to show. I think tonight LD Williams takes his place among the OOWF immortals and puts his name among the world champions Russ: Regardless of the outcome, this should be a physically exhausting match. These two know each other exceptionally well. I expect this to be a long match, a physical match, and while I do agree with you Razz that retaining a title is the hardest thing to do, I think Stank has enough left to make it through the night. The cage is set up, let’s head to the ring. STANK vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage Match The cage is in place and we are ready for our main event. This match is pin fall or submission only, no escape. The door will be locked and will stay locked until we have a winner. We get both men in the ring and they wait in their corners while we get the official announcements and weights and all the official boxing style introductions. The referee calls for the bell and this match is underway. At first neither man moves, they are both as familiar with one another as two competitors can possibly be. They have battled for the greatest prize in wrestling for months now, so I cannot imagine either man will have too many surprises up their sleeves. The two slowly circle and as they do, Stank keeps that often injured shoulder away from Williams. Williams notices this and the faintest of smiles creeps across his face as they lock up. Collar and elbow tie up and Stank positions himself so he is pushing more with his good shoulder rather than his bad. Williams grabs the injured arm and starts an arm wringer, but Stank immediately fights out of it. LD Williams grins and Stank snarls as they lock up again. This time Williams starts to grab the arm, but quickly drives a knee into the back of Stank’s leg dropping him to one knee, Williams catches Stank with a straight right to the jaw that sends him to the mat, then grabs his leg and locks him in an Indian death lock. Stank is clearly in a great deal of pain, but he refuses to show it and works his way to the ropes forcing the break as he grabs the bottom rope. To his credit Williams lets Stank get to his feet and Stank glares at Williams trying to shake the pain out of his leg. Williams feigns attack a couple of times, but both times Stank shoves him to the mat and keeps him from his leg. The third time Williams comes in, Stank catches him with a knee to the jaw that stuns Williams. Stank wastes no time in pulling Williams off the mat and sending him face first into the cage, as Williams rebounds off the cage, Stank catches him with an inverted atomic drop then rebounds off the ropes and catches Williams with a flying boot to the face that nearly separates Williams head from his body. Stank covers, but doesn’t even get a one count before Williams rolls his shoulder. Stank pulls LD to his feet and sends him into the corner as hard as he can, Williams SLAMS into the turnbuckle and bounces out to the mat, grabbing his back in agony. Stank measures Williams and drops an elbow across the small of his back, then plants a knee in his back and pulls back on the head. Williams grunts in pain, but doesn’t even acknowledge the referee when he asks him if he wants to quit. Stank pulls Williams up and scoops him up, then drops him across his knee and keeps him there, pushing down on his chin trying to snap Williams in half. Once again Williams refuses to even consider giving up. Stank finally releases the hold and pulls Williams up and runs him face first into the cage a second time, then grabs him by the throat for a choke slam, but Williams frees himself with a kick to the kneecap. Stank takes a few steps back and Williams lands a couple of stiff kicks to the side of the leg, then stuns Stank with a European uppercut, then hits the ropes and chop blocks Stank from behind, folding his knee behind him and sending the big man to the mat. LD Williams drags Stank toward the ropes and places his leg on the bottom rope and springs off driving his knee across the side of Stank’s knee. Williams pulls Stank away from the ropes, keeping hold of him and stunning him with several boots to the mouth, once in the middle of the ring LD locks Stank in a spinning toe hold, keeping the pressure on that leg and hamstring. Stank grunts in pain, but like Williams he ignores the referee’s requests for him to submit. Williams releases and reapplies the move several times, then releases it and hooks Stank in a figure four. Stank strains in pain, but no doing with the submissions. Stank strains to reverse the move, but Williams keeps him from turning it over. Stank collapses in pain and LD gets a quick two count before Stank sits back up and bellows like a wounded animal. Stank tries to pull Williams leg off of his, but Williams keeps the pressure on. Finally Stank uses a gargantuan effort and turns the hold over, reversing the pressure onto Williams leg! LD quickly releases the hold and uses the ropes to get to his feet. He measures Stank and waits for him to get to his feet, then charges, but Stank catches him with a black hole slam and spirals him to the mat, but cannot make the cover. Stank rolls to the corner and grabs his leg and we can see him trying to get the feeling back in his lower extremity. Williams drags himself to the corner and grabs his back in pain. LD pulls himself up, and Stank charges into the corner, but LD side steps it at the last second and Stank slams into the corner shoulder first, often injured shoulder first. Stank staggers out of the corner and drops to his knees and grabs that shoulder, LD sees it immediately and grabs his arm and drives it to the mat with a knee. Stank refuses to stay though and fights to his feet and grabs Williams by the hair and repeatedly slams him in the face with head buts. The last one opens a small cut above Williams eye, which does nothing but enrage Williams, the two men go tow to toe trading punches that would drop a normal man. Stank gets the better of the exchange with a knee to the mid section then shoves Williams back into the corner and follows him with a forearm to the jaw. Stank climbs on the bottom rope and bites Williams on the forehead, drawing a little more blood, then hammering him with well placed fists until LD puts his arms up and tries to block the shots. Stank grabs Williams by the head and throws him into the cage, then keeps his head there and rakes it across the steel mesh. Stank grabs Williams and drops him between the steel mesh and the ropes, then gets a head of steam and avalanches Williams into he cage, slamming his face into the cage. Williams slumps to the mat and we see that Williams has been split wide open and is pouring blood. Stank drags Williams between the ropes to the middle of the ring and hauls him up in a back breaker and tries to get a submission. Stank may have got Williams to quit, but his knee buckled and he falls to the mat dropping Williams. Both men remain on the mat and the referee starts a ten count. LD pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, and Stank is also up on the opposite side of the ring. Stank sees Williams and gets a running start, but LD moves out of the way and Stank goes face first into the steel. LD connects with a kick to the back of the head that bounces Stank’s head off the steel, then Williams grabs Stank’s injured shoulder and wraps it around the top rope and hammers away. Stank turns and hammers back on Williams, and this breaks down into a brawl. Both men take turns slamming the others head into the steel. Stank grabs LD and sends him to the ropes but lowers his head too soon and LD catches him with a boot to the face, then sends him into the steel, and now it is Stank’s turn to bleed. We are already past the 30 minute mark and both men are showing signs of exhaustion. LD grabs Stank and sets him up for a pile driver, but Stank back drops out of it. LD gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and tries a cross body block, but Stank catches him and takes him to the corner and ties him in the tree of woe, connecting with several stomps to the face, then gets a running start and buries a knee into his mid section. Williams falls off the corner gasping for breath. Stank climbs to the middle ropes and bounces a few times, then lands a huge SPLASH across LD, driving all the wind from his body. The referee falls on the canvas, one, two, thre…NO! Stank pulls Williams off the mat and sends him to the ropes and stops him cold with a boot to the gut, then hauls him up with a vertical suplex, holds him there for a long time, long enough for the blood to drip from Williams head and pool on the mat below, Stank then turns the move into a JACKHAMMER and drives Williams to the mat, but he does not go for a pin, instead he grabs LD by the arm and pulls him off the mat, right into a short arm clothesline that snaps Williams head back and sends him back to the canvas. Stank drops a big elbow across his chest and covers, one, two, NO! LD Williams kicks out again! Stank shows a mix of frustration and respect as he slowly gets to his feet and pulls LD off the mat again. This time he sets him up and hits a TRIPLE POWERBOMB!! Holy shit! This has to be it, Stank covers after the last one, one, two, thre….NO!! Williams gets his hand on the bottom rope! You have GOT to be shitting me! Not Stank shows a little frustration, he grabs Williams by the back of the head and lays in some STIFF shots to the face before pulling him to his feet and lifting him into the corner. Stank sets LD on the top rope and starts to climb the turn buckle, but LD is not going to go easy, he fights the whole way and starts climbing the ropes himself. Soon both men are standing on the top rope trading shots. LD connects with an elbow to the mid section then slams Stank’s face into the cage. Williams repeatedly slams Stank’s face into the cage, but the big man will not let go, even though it appears that he is out on his feet. LD backs up the cage until he can pull himself up on the top of the cage, then slams the sole of his boot down on top of Stank’s head stunning him, then kicking him right in the face. That sends Stank off the ropes, slamming onto the mat hard in the middle of the ring. Stank’s eyes roll into the back of his head as he fights for breath. Meanwhile, LD sits on top of the cage, collecting himself and bleeding. LD looks around and slowly gets to his feet, standing on the top of the cage! What the hell? Has LD EVER come off the ropes? LD pauses for a second, then leaps and CONNECTS WITH A LEGDROP FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!! Williams crashes down across Stank’s chest! The champ writhes in pain and coughs up blood, but Williams is not much better! He lands hard, and damages that lower back even more! Both men are down on the mat in varying degrees of pain. The crowd breaks into a broken English version of THIS IS AWESOME clap clap clapclapclap! Both men slowly get to their feet, we have passed the fifty minute mark now, and it shows. The two meet in the center of the ring and exchange shots to the head, but there is not a whole lot left behind either of them. Stank grabs Williams and slams him in the face with a head but that drops Williams to his knees, but Williams immediately responds with a shot to the jewels that doubles Stank over in pain. Williams makes his way to the corner and climbs to the top rope and waits for Stank to get to his feet. As he does, LD leaps for a cross body block, but Stank catches him and hefts him to his shoulders for the STANK-U but LD slips off his shoulders and lands behind Stank, spins him around, kicks him low and PLANTS him with a SPIKE DDT! LD DRIVES Stank’s head into the mat, twisting his neck violently, LD uses the last bit of strength he has left to roll Stank over, and drapes an arm across his chest, one, two, THREE!!!! WINNER in 58:21 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – LD WILLIAMS!! Since the OOWF Arena is set up like TNA tonight (don’t ask why) Bennett’s troops come out from one side and Rick’s come from the other and slowly surround the ring. The referee hands LD Williams the title and raises his arm in victory. LD grabs the title and sinks to his knees in total elation. Stank gets to his feet and when LD stands back up spins him around and the two men lock eyes. After several tense seconds, Stank offers his hand to LD, LD shakes his hand and they shake a quick, manly embrace, Stank raises LD’s arm, then leaves the cage where Rick’s men console the former champ and they head to the top of the ramp. Bennett’s men fill the cage and hoist a blood soaked LD Williams on their shoulders in celebration. Once again from a luxury suite, a scowling Alexander Darling and the rest of the Undecideds look on as we fade to black. Russ: WHAT A MATCH! HE DID IT! CONGRATULATIONS TO LD WILLIAMS! Razz: I gotta say, even though I predicted it, wow, what a match! Nash: The easy part is over now. Now, how long can he hold that title? They both have to be beyond exhausted and just physically drained after that match. Russ: Folks that’s all the time we have tonight! Thank you for joining us at OOWF Blood on the Walls, be sure to tune in Wednesday night for MidWeek Mayhem, LIVE from Pyongsong, North Korea! For Nash and Razz, I am Russ, GOODNIGHT! Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF May Per View! Live 25th From Manilla, Philippines! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! April 30th from Pyongsong, North Korea! For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
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Seamus sits alone in the darkened locker room, he reaches into his pocket and takes the crumpled note and smoothes it out again…the ninja cam zooms in to see the note
[red]Art is long and Time is fleeting, And our hearts, though stout and brave, Still, like muffled drums, are beating Funeral marches to the grave. Longfellow. [/red] GET READY! P
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