[The Canadian Content]

Almost Famous
Liam James- William Miller
Kristen Bell- Penny Lane
James Gandolfini- Lester Bangs
Edward Norton- Russell Hammond
Matt Damon- Jeff Bebe
Hayden Panettiere- Polexia Aprhodeshia
Emily Deschanel- Anita Miller
Allison Janney- Elaine Miller
Eliza Dushku- Sapphire
Natalie Portman- Leslie
Alexis Denisof- Dick Roswell
Dax Shepard- Dennis Hope
Jennifer Garner- Alison the Fact Checker
Ben Affleck- Ben Fong-Torres
Tina Majorino- Alice Wisdom



Die Hard
John McClane: Chris Pratt
Hans Gruber: Christoph Waltz
Al Powell: Anthony Anderson
Holly Gennaro: Amy Adams
Karl: Chris Hemsworth
Theo: Kevin Hart
Dwayne T. Robinson: Tommy Lee Jones
Ellis: Bradley Cooper
Richard Thornberg: Brad Whitford
Special Agent Johnson: Harvey Keitel
Special Agent Johnson: Jamie Foxx
Tagaki: George Takei
Argyle: Chris Rock

[The Canadian Content]

Die Hard for me. I've never seen Almost Famous all the way through.

[Sportsguy]

Yeah, I'm going to get killed here. But I'm ok with that because I'd watch this version of Die Hard to fucking day if it was in a theater by me.