[L!zz~]

According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655, before she exploded), the world will end on a Saturday.

Next Saturday, in fact.

Just before dinner.

So the armies of Good and Evil are amassing, Atlantis is rising, frogs are falling, tempers are flaring. Everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon—both of whom have lived amongst Earth's mortals since The Beginning and have grown rather fond of the lifestyle—are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture.

And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist . .

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Director: Alan Rickman

Cinematographer: Arthur Miller

Aziraphale - Bill Nighy
Crowley - Mark Strong
War - Christina Hemdricks
Famine - Mark Gatiss
Death - Idris Elba
Pollution - Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Newton Pulcifer (witchfinder Private)- Matt Smith

Hastur, a Duke of Hell- Christopher Eccleston
Ligur, a Duke of Hell -Andy Serkis 
Anathema Device - Sophie Cookson
Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer (Witchfinder)- Jim Broadbent

Agnes Nutter- Maggie Smith

Adam- Benedict Cumberbatch (thru digital wizardry)

[MayhemNX]

Ha! I was actually going to go with a good omens one myself, but realized I'd have to cut down way too many people that I wanted to keep in. Still, nicely done.