We are live in the offices of WAR, and a new, yet familiar face is at the desk, it's Vince McMahon.
Mr. McMahon; "Well look at this, a lot can change in a year, and change is going to happen again again and again. I have rid War of extreme geniuses, rid it of Hollywood terminators, and hell I've even rid it of my wife. This is a new Era for WAR!!!! The first thing I need, is a man who like me is a fighter. A man who fights for what he wants, what he needs, and fights for a PRIZE!!! The man I want leading WAR is KEVIN OWENS!!!!!!"
A knock on the door and Shane McMahon enters the room.
Shane: "Hey Vince, good to see ya, now I heard you say who you think should lead WAR. Well Vinny Mac, WAR needs a man who can be a champion, a man with style and class. A man who can have the best matches night in and night out, you see Vince the man I'm talking about has IT, the man I'm talking about is the It Factor Bobby Roode!!!!!"
Vince: "You sneaky conniving bastard!!!! WAR will be led by a fighter now your pretty boy."
Shane: "Well Vince, we'll both see you at WAR's first event called Collateral Damage. And rest assured Vince, I have plenty of surprises up my sleeve."
Shane leaves the office, Vince picks up the phone.
As per both Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon, the following has been announced for WAR's first event Collateral Damage:
Collateral Damage Card:
Main Event: No DQ and No Countout To Crown a new WAR Heavyweight Champion: Kevin Owens vs. Bobby Roode
TLC Tag Team Match To Crown new WAR Tag Team Champions: The Young Bucks vs. The Mighty Don't Kneel
Open Challenge: Okada vs. ????
Winners face off at Wrestle War '16 to crown a WAR Woman's Champion: Match 1: Asuka vs. TBA
Match 2: Chyna vs. Awesome Kong
Miz TV with Kenny Omega
American Alpha will also be in action, plus much more to be announced!!!!!
Shane McMahon is sitting in his office with a look of disgust on his face.
SM: "This card isn't right, I'm gonna blow it up and start over. Ladies and gentlemen I'll announce the new card shortly."
:::Backstage we see The Miz looking at a picture of him with a white belt championship he use to hold elsewhere. As he does Kenny Omega w/The Young Bucks walk by.:::
Omega: "Hey guys look it's that wannabe version of the champion that I was in Japan."
Miz: "Really?"
Omega: "Yea really!!! I'll explain to you what a real champion is on Miz TV."
Miz: "Really??"
:::Just the Shane walks by and interrupts:::
SM:"Guys forget Miz TV, you two are going to face off in a ladder match for the WAR Intercontinental Championship.....and yes the belt will be white."
:::Fade out:::
***Updated Collateral Damage Card:***
Ladder Match for the WAR Intercontinental Championship: The Miz vs. Kenny Omega
:::Vince McMahon is in his office watching what Shane has done to the Collateral Damage card in anger:::
:::Corey Graves walks in:::
Graves: "Mr. McMahon, what are your thoughts on the fact that your son Shane has erased the lineup for CD and is starting from scratch?"
Vince: "My son thinks he's slick huh, well I'll show him, for the WAR Tag Team Titles, it will be The Young Bucks vs. The Mighty Don't Kneel vs. American Alpha vs. Killer Elite Squad (DH Smith & Lance Hoyt) in a TLC match. Now let's see Shane top that"
:::Graves leaves, another person enters the room:::
"Hello Vince, long time"
:::Vince turns around, face turns to shock, as Vince sees Donal Trump in his office:::
:::fade to black:::
***Updated Collateral Damage Card***
Ladder Match to crown the WAR Intercontinental Champion: The Miz vs. Kenny Omega
TLC match to crown WAR Tag Team Champions: The Young Bucks vs. American Alpha vs. The Mighty Don't Kneel vs. Killer Elite Squad (DH Smith & Lance Hoyt)
:::Trump leaves Vince's office as Shane walks in:::
Shane: "What was that about?"
Vince: "He says he has a group that he will introduce at the PPV."
Shane: "Fine, back to me and you, so your bringing Kaz Okada to the PPV, well that's great because Dad, the Rainmaker will be in competition against ......... The King, The King of Strongstyle Shinesake Nakamura!!!!!"
Vince: "Fine you son of a bitch, now get out!!!!"
:::Shane leaves, fade to black:::
***Updated Collateral Damage Card***
Ladder Match to crown the WAR Intercontinental Champion: The Miz vs. Kenny Omega
TLC match to crown WAR Tag Team Champions: The Young Bucks vs. American Alpha vs. The Mighty Don't Kneel vs. Killer Elite Squad (DH Smith & Lance Hoyt)
:::We cut to The McMahon's office and all the women are gathered looking confused and in some cases angry. Gathered in the room are Asuka, Chyna, Awesome Kong, Jessica Havoc, Blue Pants and Tess Blanchard. Shane walks in.:::
Shane: "Ladies I'm going to make a few of you happy, a few of you angry, and a few of you scared but I really don't care right now. The two scheduled qualifying matches to crown the Woman's champion are off. Instead all six of you will complete in the first ever woman's ELIMINATION CHAMBER match!!!! Good luck ladies."
:::Shane walks off, the women all look shocked and horrified except for Asuka who licks her lip with a lil grin. Fade to black.:::
***Updated Collateral Damage Card***
Ladder Match to crown the WAR Intercontinental Champion: The Miz vs. Kenny Omega
TLC match to crown WAR Tag Team Champions: The Young Bucks vs. American Alpha vs. The Mighty Don't Kneel vs. Killer Elite Squad (DH Smith & Lance Hoyt)
Kaz Okada vs. Shinesake Nakamura
Elimination Chamber match to crown the WAR Woman's Champion: Asuka vs. Chyna vs. Blue Pants vs. Tess Blanchard vs. Jessica Havoc vs. Awesome Kong
:::Shane & Vince are in the office appearing to be working on the Collateral Damage card:::
Vince: "Let's wrap this up you ungrateful waste of sperm."
Shane: "Funny, yeah I don't want to see you anymore than I need to, so let's go....dick"
Vince: "WAR Cruiserweight title, Sabre vs. Almas.."
Shane: "vs Tony Nese in a a triple threat elimination match"
Vince: "Don't ever cut me off again, so let's talk main event, we need something big, and with something big on the line"
Shane: "How's this, for the WAR World Heavyweight Championship, your guy Kevin Owens, against my guy "The IT Factor" Bobby Roode, No DQ, No Countout, and whoever's guy wins, that person gets complete control of WAR!!!"
Vince:"Deal!!!"
***Updated Collateral Damage Card***
Ladder Match to crown the WAR Intercontinental Champion: The Miz vs. Kenny Omega
TLC match to crown WAR Tag Team Champions: The Young Bucks vs. American Alpha vs. The Mighty Don't Kneel vs. Killer Elite Squad (DH Smith & Lance Hoyt)
Kaz Okada vs. Shinesake Nakamura
Elimination Chamber match to crown the WAR Woman's Champion: Asuka vs. Chyna vs. Blue Pants vs. Tess Blanchard vs. Jessica Havoc vs. Awesome Kong
Triple Threat Elimination Match to crown the WAR Cruiserweight Champion: Tony Nese vs. Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Cien Almas
Donald Trump will introduce his talent stable.
Main Event: No DQ, No Countout, Winner gets company control for their supporter. For the WAR World Heavyweight Championship: Kevin Owens vs. Bobby Roode
Big ups on this one. First of all, you got Cien Almas in advance of a very good debut, and second, with us doing Women's Elimination Chambers every year, this set (with Chyna, Asuka, Havoc and Kong) feels most appropriate to the match.
Big ups on this one. First of all, you got Cien Almas in advance of a very good debut, and second, with us doing Women's Elimination Chambers every year, this set (with Chyna, Asuka, Havoc and Kong) feels most appropriate to the match.
<Cut to the back as Ted DiBiase Jr, Reid Flair, & Mr Kennedy are sitting at a table in very expensive suits>
TD: "Ken, no offense but I understand how me and Reid are, but how did you become a Millionaire that would catch the eye of Mr Trump?"
KK: "Well to be honest, not on my own."
RF: "What???"
KK: "Well when I was wrestling for that company in Orlando, they screwed up and put two extra 0's in my contract. It was typical of the stupidity down there, but I wasn't going to complain."
TD: "Wow,,, just wow"
RF: " No wonder my dad wanted me to work there..."
<The door opens, Major Guns walks in>
MG: "Hi Boys, are you as excited as I am for Mr. Trump to lead us?
TD: "US yeah, you ehhhhhh, you don't exactly fit the Millionaire criteria"
MG: "Yes I do"
RF: "Oh lord this should be good"
KK: "Well how?"
MG: "Even though they went out of business 15 years ago, my old company in Atlanta is still paying me"
TD: "I got nothing. Well whatever, the bottom line is, Mr. Trump needs to look no further than right here for his group. We'll see him at the PPV."
<the camera cuts to Ahmed Johnson, Jinder Mahal, Hector Garza, and Eva Marie watching the monitor>
JM: "That's what he thinks"
<fade to black>
Added to Collateral Damage: Donald Trump to present his stable
Mauro: Owens is reeling, Roode is closing in on the title, setting Owens up for.......
<The lights go out>
Graves: Mauro look that's Mike Bennett, Bennett's in the ring and ohhhhhh he just nailed Roode with the title. Is this what Mr. McMahon meant when he said he didn't need luck, he was banking on a miracle???
Mauro: Roode is down, Owens for the cover, 1-2-3!!!! We have a new WAR Heavyweight Champion and his name is Kevin Owens!!!!
Graves: Owens is smiling at McMahon, smiling at Bennett, this was all part of their plan....<Bennett walks over to hug Owens> OH MY GOD Owens just kicked Bennett in the balls!!!! McMahon is furious!!!! What just happened here???
Mauro: Even Shane McMahon is confused, we have more questions than answers tonight. What's next for WAR??????
<Collateral Damage goes off the air with Owens on the ramp giving double middle fingers to an angry Vince McMahon and a confused Shane McMahon.>
CG: "Mr McMahon, what are your plans now that Kevin Owens basically spurned you?"
VM: "Well Corey, if KO is indeed such a prizefighter, well then I got a fight for him. At Anarchy Kevin Owens will defend the WAR Heavyweight Championship against TANK ABOTT!!!"
DT: "You guys are so great, to think a Muslim, an African American, a Mexican, and a woman make up my team to Make WAR Great Again. You 4 will crush Flair, DiBiase, Kennedy and Buck. I can't wait!!!"
<Camera shows Jinder Mahal, Ahmed Johnson, Hector Garza and Eva Marie in his office nodding in agreement. Fade to black>
Vince McMahon and Donald Trump were arguing about who had the badder fighter between Tank & Ahmed.
With his win over Mike Bennett, Bobby Roode is in the IC title match.
Corey Graves cost Mike Bennett his match withRoode when he prevented Bennett from using a chair. During a backstage interview, Bennett attacked Graves so the match is on.
Nakamura defeated Omega by DQ and is now ready to challenge KO for the WAR title.