WIZARD
May 31, 2016 20:08:09 GMT -5
Post by Leo on May 31, 2016 20:08:09 GMT -5
The camera opens on crossed street signs that read Hollywood and Vine. It pans down to reveal Andy Kaufman standing under the sign, wearing sunglasses and a white dress shirt open to the navel.
Kaufman: “I am truly a man that needs no introduction, but for all you hicks living in Memphis, Tennessee, and every other jerk water town in America, I am Andy Kaufman and I’m from Hollywood. The star of countless television shows and movies, close personal friend to A-list celebrities like Burt Reynolds and a very wealthy individual. Because I’m famous and you’re not.”
Kaufman points at the camera lenses as he says this and starts walking down the street. The camera keeps pace as it moves backwards.
“I’m also one of the greatest professional wrestlers to ever live. Some think I make a joke out it, but I take wrestling very seriously. And, unlike most of you out there watching this, I am willing to put my money where my mouth is. I have formed WIZARD – Wrestling’s Independent Zenith of Awesome Respected Dudes.”
Kaufman stops walking and holds his hands out like he’s basking in silent applause.
“I am going to bring to the masses, even though they don’t deserve it, some of the greatest names ever in wrestling history. At any one show you can see the Undertaker, Kane, Sting, Diesel, Razor Ramon, John Cena, Hart, Flair, Hogan – that’s right, Hogan. You might even see some of my very famous friends, like Mr. Burt Reynolds. But, you know who you won’t see? Jerry Lawler.”
Kaufman takes of his glasses and points them directly into the camera with a hard look in his eyes.
“If Jerry Lawler even comes to the parking lot of any WIZARD show he will be promptly arrested for trespassing. I dare you try it my friend. They wrestling revolution will be televised, but it will be without the self-proclaimed King of Memphis, Tennessee.”
Kaufman becomes more jovial and he puts his sunglasses back on with a big smile.
“So, unless you’re Jerry Lawler, come out this Saturday night for the WIZARD preview show. See all of the great talents I’ve touted and witness the crowning of the first ever WIZARD Tag Team and RAD Champions who recently earned these titles from competing in exclusive tournaments held in Rio De Janerio.”
The camera zooms in for a tight close-up of Lawler’s face.
“WIZARD – The future is now!”
Kaufman: “I am truly a man that needs no introduction, but for all you hicks living in Memphis, Tennessee, and every other jerk water town in America, I am Andy Kaufman and I’m from Hollywood. The star of countless television shows and movies, close personal friend to A-list celebrities like Burt Reynolds and a very wealthy individual. Because I’m famous and you’re not.”
Kaufman points at the camera lenses as he says this and starts walking down the street. The camera keeps pace as it moves backwards.
“I’m also one of the greatest professional wrestlers to ever live. Some think I make a joke out it, but I take wrestling very seriously. And, unlike most of you out there watching this, I am willing to put my money where my mouth is. I have formed WIZARD – Wrestling’s Independent Zenith of Awesome Respected Dudes.”
Kaufman stops walking and holds his hands out like he’s basking in silent applause.
“I am going to bring to the masses, even though they don’t deserve it, some of the greatest names ever in wrestling history. At any one show you can see the Undertaker, Kane, Sting, Diesel, Razor Ramon, John Cena, Hart, Flair, Hogan – that’s right, Hogan. You might even see some of my very famous friends, like Mr. Burt Reynolds. But, you know who you won’t see? Jerry Lawler.”
Kaufman takes of his glasses and points them directly into the camera with a hard look in his eyes.
“If Jerry Lawler even comes to the parking lot of any WIZARD show he will be promptly arrested for trespassing. I dare you try it my friend. They wrestling revolution will be televised, but it will be without the self-proclaimed King of Memphis, Tennessee.”
Kaufman becomes more jovial and he puts his sunglasses back on with a big smile.
“So, unless you’re Jerry Lawler, come out this Saturday night for the WIZARD preview show. See all of the great talents I’ve touted and witness the crowning of the first ever WIZARD Tag Team and RAD Champions who recently earned these titles from competing in exclusive tournaments held in Rio De Janerio.”
The camera zooms in for a tight close-up of Lawler’s face.
“WIZARD – The future is now!”