[Matte]

Kimmie

A Jimmy Kimmel Production
Stephanie McMahon Owner
Announcers
Honky Tonk Man and Jonathon Coachman
Backstage: Maryse
Ring Announcer: Tori

World Title Match
Triple H (C) vs. Samoa Joe

IC Title Tournament Finals
Tito Santana vs. Bill Goldberg

Super P Cup Tag Team Title Match
Damian Sandow and Curtis Axle (C) vs. Rated RKO (Edge and Randy Orton)

First fall winner gets a World Title shot, second fall winner gets an IC Title shot; same guy loses both falls and he’s fired
Ultimate Warrior vs. Big Show vs. Matt Morgan

Ken Patera vs. Gino Hernandez

Women’s Title Match
Torrie Wilson (C) vs. Nikki Bella

Viktor, Konnor, Kevin Sullivan and Bill DeMott vs. Joey Mercury, Tatanka, Sicodelico Jr. and Jamie Noble

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Solly

Gimmick, Man
Venue: Shea Stadium
Announcers: Byron Saxton and Jesse Ventura

I Quit Match for the JEW Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle (C) vs. Lance Storm w/ Natalya

No DQ Match for the JEW Women’s Championship
Sasha Banks (C) vs. Paige

Triple Threat Match for the JEW Intercontinental Championship
Charlie Haas (C) vs. Mr. Perfect vs. RVD

2/3 Falls Tag Match for the JEW Tag Team Championship
Enzo & Cass (C) vs. The Can-Am Connection (Rick Martel & Tom Zenk)

Steel Cage Match with special guest referee Big John Studd
Bo Dallas vs. Andre the Giant

Tornado Tag Team Match
Tony Atlas & The Junkyard Dog vs. The Iron Sheik & Muhammad Hassan vs. The Twin Towers (The Big Boss Man & Akeem) vs. Rock Hard (Don Muraco & Val Venis) with Mr. Fuji

TLC Match
Sin Cara (Hunico) vs. Dynamite (Don't call me Hunico) Kid

Fatal Four-Way Match
Sgt. Slaughter vs. Steve Blackman vs. Adorable Adrian Adonis vs. King Kong Bundy

[The Canadian Content]

Are you kidding me with Angle/Storm? That would be amazing.

[Sportsguy]

Jun 27, 2016 21:21:41 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Are you kidding me with Angle/Storm? That would be amazing.

I generally don't like an entire card full of gimmick matches, but I agree with this. And it's enough to get my vote

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jun 27, 2016 21:21:41 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Are you kidding me with Angle/Storm? That would be amazing.

I am not kidding you.

[Leo]

Helped write Kimmie's card and just tried to play off of what she had from her first card. There's a lot of top talent or potential top talent to work with there, although maybe not a lot of ICW darlings. I continue to like how Solly mixes his newer and older talent and that's a show I would go to in a heartbeat if it were real. Although that fatal four-way looks like it would be bowling-shoe ugly.

[Chris Eco]

Jun 28, 2016 7:01:38 GMT -5 Leo said:

Helped write Kimmie's card and just tried to play off of what she had from her first card. There's a lot of top talent or potential top talent to work with there, although maybe not a lot of ICW darlings. I continue to like how Solly mixes his newer and older talent and that's a show I would go to in a heartbeat if it were real. Although that fatal four-way looks like it would be bowling-shoe ugly.

Yeah, I went Solly here, but if the wrong matches got more time, it could be an iffy show. Though same with Warrior/Show/Morgan (though my favorite Big Show match is a three-way cluster bomb -Raven/Show/Kane at Wrestlemania X-7). Being the world's biggest Hunico mark probably tips it for me.

Also, I know you meant to say IWC darlings, but it would be funny if we had ICW darlings. Go Big Damo!

[Road Warrior Shark]

Lance Storm is so very overrated, it is criminal.

Rock Hard made me laugh out loud. Good enough to tilt me back to JEW

[L!zz~]

I can't stand Lance Storm. I use to follow him on twitter. He can be a real dick to the fans.