[Leo]

Leo
It’s Saturday Night Live starring…
A. Whitney Brown (WU)
Abby Elliott
Billy Crystal
Janeane Garofalo (WU)
Bill Hader
Kate McKinnon
David Koechner
Bill Murray
Maya Rudolph
Damon Wayans
With musical guest Paul Simon and your host Tom Hanks


Kim
It’s Saturday Night Live starring…
Beck Bennett
Chevy Chase
Chris Elliott
Tina Fey (WU)
Ana Gasteyer
Colin Jost (WU)
Horatio Sanz
Rob Schneider
Kyle Mooney
Sasheer Zamata
With musical guest the Replacements and your host Christopher Walken

[Leo]

Leo Sample Show (not required, but suggested)

Cold Opening
Barack Obama (Wayans) and Michelle Obama (Rudolph) are besieged in the White House by Hillary Clinton (McKinnon) and Donald Trump (Hader) already wanting to redecorate for when they become president.

Intros

Tom Hanks opening monologue
Hanks asks Bill to join him on stage. Murray, Hader and Crystal all come out. They all try to suck up to Hanks to be declared the ‘Ultimate Bill.’

Lounge singers
Due to a booking snafu, Nick the Lounge Singer (Murray) has to share the stage with another crooner (Hanks). They do dueling love songs over a couple, who is just a boss trying to bag his younger secretary (Koechner and Elliot).

Ghostbusters Crossover Trailer
Peter Venkman (Murray) and Jillian Holtzmann (McKinnon) are kicked out of their respective Ghostbuster teams, meet and join forces. They complete the team with Forrest Gump (Hanks) and Miracle Max (Crystal) to fight Al Pacino (Hader) as his devil character for The Devil’s Advocate.

Fernando’s Hereafter Hideaway
Fernando (Crystal) is in heaven. He interviews James Mason (Hader), Dean Martin (Hanks) and Eartha Kitt (Rudolph)

Paul Simon musical performance of “Slip Slidin’ Away”

Weekend Update with anchors A. Whitney Brown and Jeaneane Garafalo with a club report from Stefon (Hader) and a review of the current presidential election from Everyone’s Mom (McKinnon).

The Nerds
Todd (Murray) and Lisa (McKinnon) are at dinner at a fancy restaurant for prom. Because the place is crowded, they get sat with the high school quarterback (Hanks) and his cheerleader girlfriend (Elliott). A food fight breaks out. Koechner is the waiter.

Trump everything commercial
Donald Trump (Hader) announces the expansion of his personal brand so you can have him with you at all times. From his big face on a shower curtain, to a skillet that makes Trump face shaped pancakes to a big orange vibrator.

Racist bakery
An interracial couple (Wayans and Garafalo) go into a bakery looking for a wedding cake. The owner (Hanks) orders them out and says they shouldn’t be together, it’s not natural. They think it’s because they’re an interracial couple, but then Hanks’ black wife (Rudolph) comes out from the back. It turns out Hanks noticed Garafalo was left handed and Wayans was right handed. Crystal and McKinnon then come in as an obvious Jewish couple and everyone screams at them to get out.

Paul Simon musical performance of “Kodachrome”

Last Call
Sheila (McKinnon) tries to pick up a sad sack bowling shoe salesman (Hanks) after last call at Donnelly’s bar. They gross out the bartender (Murray).

Goodnights

[Sportsguy]

Dammit, I feel bad voting against Walken and Fey, but I gotta go Leo here.

[Chris Eco]

Hanks is such a perfect guest. No doubt he could do Trump, but has Hader done Trump?

[Leo]

I went looking just now and couldn't find Hader doing Trump. Yeah, my idea was that he totally could. Hanks could probably do it too, it was just me wanting to use my impressionist.