[Chris Eco]

Sterling Archer is walking around inside the Eagle 5 with Capt. Turanga Leela.



Leela: . . . so here is the provision preservation chamber. Depending on the required temperature of storage, you may need to use the top or bottom container. The top--



Archer: Leela. It's a fridge. We're in a Winnebago. I lost my virginity in one of these.

Leela: You lost your virginity in a Winnebago?

Archer: No, in a fridge.

Leela: . . .

Archer: It wasn't the big virginity.

Leela: . . . 

Archer: You know, one of the little ones.

Leela: Okay, can we--

Archer: What I'm trying to say is a midget gave me head inside a meat locker.

Voice: AT LAST! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I AM FREED!

Leela: What was that?

Archer: It can't be the midget, I definitely let her out.

Archer and Leela step outside the Winnebago to face Rita Repulsa.





To be continued . . .

[Chris Eco]

Rita Repulsa: They thought they could keep me in a hole forever? Rita Repulsa can penetrate any hole!

Archer: Phrasing!

Repulsa: I've had all I can swallow from these children!

Archer: PHRASING!

Repulsa: You two together are Earth's greatest agent and Space's greatest captain! You will lead my Monstrous Crew of Eeeeeeevil!

Leela: You call them your Crew of Evil?

Repulsa: My Monstrous Crew of EEEEEEEVIL!

Leela: That's pretty bad branding.

Repulsa: BEHOLD! My Director of Chaos, Marvin the Martian, and my Cyborg Destroyer, Wall-E! My Monstrous Crew of EEEEEEEVIL!

Archer: Uh, it's also false advertising.

Repulsa: How dare you speak to your Empress like that!

Archer: What? They're cute!

Voice: You callin' me cute, fancy man?

Archer and Leela turn around to face . . . 

Repulsa: Oh, and meet my pilot, Stone Cold Steve Austin! 

Austin: So you think me and my right hand men here are cute?

Marvin: What?/Wall-E: Beep.

Austin: You think we're adorable?

Marvin: What?/Wall-E: Beep.

Austin: Cutie-pies?

Marvin: What?/Wall-E: Beep.

Austin: You think we're delightful and winsome little cuddle bears?

Marvin: What?/Wall-E: Beep.

Austin: Well, all ol' Stone Cold's got to say is . . . that's awfully nice of ya! Now let's get this space Winnebago sumbitch rolling before I decide to drop you on that stack of dimes you call a neck!

Austin, Repulsa, Marvin and Wall-E all go into the Winnebago. Leela and Archer each hear a ping and pull out their phones

Leela: Well, the check cleared. So I guess I'm going. How about you?

Archer: Yeah, I guess--AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!

Leela: What?! What?!

Archer: You have one eye! One giant eye!

Leela: How did you not notice that until now?

Archer: My eyes were distracted!

Leela: . . . 

Archer: You know. Downward.

Leela:  . . . 

Archer: Look, I was staring at your tits for this entire conversation, can we just get in the Winnebago?

DANGER ZONE

Ship Captain	Mission Commander	Pilot
Leela	Archer	Steve Austin

Mission Lieutenant	Ship Lieutenant	Evil Leader
Marvin the Martian	Wall-E	Rita Repulsa