[Leo]

Familiar music plays and Charlotte Flair emerges from the back she struts confidently to the ring with a microphone in her hand.

CF: I am the queen of professional wrestling. And as your queen, I am here to accept my crown. Me being awarded the title and becoming the first ever Awesome Women’s Wrestling Alliance World Champion is simply natural selection. So, whoever from the back can come out and put that belt around my waist.



Charlotte spreads her arms out wide in a gesture of being ready to have the belt put around her waist. However, other music hits and out comes Beth Phoenix.



BP: Charlotte, I’m bigger than you, badder than you, blonder then you and have a better fashion sense than you. If anyone should be declared the first ever AWWA World Champion, it should be me.

Before Charlotte can dispute that, more music hits and out from the back now comes Molly Holly.

MH: All my career I was told I couldn’t make it because I wasn’t the prettiest. It didn’t matter how good I was in the ring. You two, so pretty and so blonde, think you both deserve to be the world champion. Well, I deserve it more than you two, because I earned it. Have either one of you had your head shaved, been made fun of for wearing granny panties, been made to play second fiddle to one man after another; all the time having to smile and gives a thumbs up to it all? No, and that’s why I’ve earned this.



More music hits and Rosemary comes out to the entrance stage. She doesn’t join the other three in the ring, but points at them as she talks.



RM: It makes me laugh to hear the three of you talk. Each one of you after the other saying you deserve the world title more. Each one of you saying how you were told you would never make it. Each one of you blonde. Each one of you dressed perfectly in color coded outfits with your sparkling tiaras. Rosemary doesn’t have blond hair. Rosemary doesn’t have perfect clothes. Rosemary only has pain; the pain she feels and the pain she gives to others. Rosemary will bring Decay to the AWWA and she will be the first World Champion over all of you pretty, pretty blondes.

Rosemary cackles as the scene fades and the three women in the ring look perplexed as to what they just heard.

[Leo]

Charlotte walks in the back stage area and finds her path blocked by Rosemary.

RM: Sweet, sweet Charlotte. Do you want to go my way? You could never go my way.

CF: You think you scare me. You don't. Beth and Molly might be running scared, but I'm not.

Rosemary laughs maniacally.

RM: You should be the most scared of all. Because you have the most to lose. Your natural selection is fleeting. Your beauty, your strength, your athletic prowess will all fade. But, Decay, will always grow and spread like the ice in winter.

At that moment, Charlotte is knocked out from behind with a steel chair. She lies on the ground and the person who hit her leans down to show herself. It's Winter.



RM (in sing-song): Winter loves the fate of the meek. Her velvet touch preys on the weak. Darkness twists in the hands of the wicked.

Winter: They may say winter is always coming, Charlotte, but for you Winter is here and will last an eternity.

They walk off and leave Charlotte on the ground.

[Leo]

Michelle McCool and Layla El of LayCool are backstage.

MM: There's been a lot of talk about the light and dark around here. All we can say, is can't we all get along. I mean, look at us. I'm tall, blonde and beautiful and Layla here...well, isn't.

Layla shoots a quizzical glance up at her partner.

MM: But, you're special in your own way. Golden Retrievers aren't for everyone, some people like pugs.

LE: You've got one thing right in comparing yourself to a bitch.

McCool looks shocked. Layla then starts laughing.

LE: Got you! Just fooling!

They hug, but Layla does not have a smile on her face.

[Chris Eco]

Lot more blonde talk than I was expecting, but Winter and Rosemary are a great pairing - probably two of the best to do the goth gimmick. And I like Justified Heel Molly.

[Leo]

Renee Young and Corey Graves sit at the control desk on a platform high up in an empty arena.



RY: The Awesome Women's Wrestling Alliance is starting to take shape. While there is still more talent to be announced, a mini-tournament to crown the first ever AWWA World Champion has been set. In match-up one, Beth Phoenix will face Charlotte Flair.

CG: Charlotte is usually the biggest, strongest and best wrestler in any match she competes in, but not this time. Phoenix can match her or dominate her in most stats. While I usually don't argue with natural selection, I have to side with Phoenix by a hair here.

RY: In the other match, Rosemary of Decay will face Molly Holly.

CG: I like the focus and fire Molly has shown, but Rosemary is crazy and we all know you don't stick your...well, never mind.

"Crazy am I" calls a voice from off camera. Renee and Corey look unsettled as Rosemary appears on the stage with Winter, Christina Von Eerie and Ariel. Winter hovers over Renee, looking lustily at her. Ariel leans over the announce table to showcase her derriere and plays with Graves' tie. Von Erie sits on the edge of the desk nearest Graves.

CVE: Nice ink, man, if you got it at the Braille Tattoo School for the Blind.

Graves and Renee doesn't say anything. Rosemary leans over to talk into Renee's headset microphone, being a little too uncomfortably close to her face.

Rosemary: Decay is here to eat AWWA away from the soul on out. Mighty Molly can consider herself dead and the scraps I don't want, I'll feed to Ariel, because my new pet is hungry for blood, aren't you?

Ariel then moves over to be in Renee's face, who looks a mix of uncomfortable and scared. Ariel hisses and shows her fangs. Renee shudders. Rosemary cackles and Decay walks off.

[Leo]

The camera comes back up on Renee Young and Corey Graves.

RY: After that interruption, let's now look at the mini-tournament to crown the first ever AWWA World Tag Team Champions. The first match will pit Winter and Christina Von Eerie of Decay, who we just saw out here, against Nevaeh and Madison Rayne.

CG: Madison and Nevaeh are an experienced tag team having held gold in other companies. I'm picking...Decay.

Renee shoots Corey a look and he just sits there with his hands crossed on the desk.

RY: In the second match we have another established team against a new duo. LayCool of Layla El and Michelle McCool will face Leather and Lace comprised of Dana Brooke and Lacey Evans.

CG: When it comes to tag team wrestling, experience means everything. You don't just get those crisp tags and teamwork the first times you get together...unless you're Decay, of course. So, I'm going LayCool here.

At that, Dana Brooke and Lacey Evans emerge onto the stage.

CG: Guys, is there a door that needs locked somewhere?

LE: I am the Lady of AWWA and with me is the Muscle of AWWA. We might be new together, but we will cut through the non-competition in this tournament.

Madison Rayne and Nevaeh then appear.

MR: Well, we hope you win the first round, because we want to face you in the second.

DB: That's if you can get to the second round.

N: We will and then those belts will be ours.

The four women get into each others faces.

RY: Ladies, please, settle this in the ring, not here.

Lacey turns with a flip of her hair. Dana does a 'brush off' movement and they exit.

[Leo]

Renee Young and Corey Graves try to compose themselves again, when Laurel Van Ness appears.



CG: Can we at least get security up here?

LVN: Why am I not in the world tag team title tournament.

RY: Do you have a tag team partner?

LVN: Ok, then why am I not in the world title tournament.

CG: Because the tournament has already hit the maximum amount of crazy it can stand. And I mean Molly Holly there, not Rosemary.

LVN: Well, can I get a match on the show.

CG: You would need to talk to the general manager for that.

Van Ness stands there smiling through her garish makeup with a look of 'well, we're waiting.'

CG: Oh...uh...I'm not sure who the general manager is. Renee, do you know?

Young looks up from shuffling papers and listening to her headset to simply say "no."

LVN: Oh, a mystery. I like a mystery just like Scooby-Doo. I'll find out who the GM is or my name isn't Naural Nav Less!

CG: It's Laurel Van Ness.

LVN: That too.

She spirits off.

[Leo]

Renee Young and Corey Graves are at the broadcast position.

RY: Let's rundown the rest of the announced card so far for the upcoming AWWA Rising Spectacular. Along with the world title and tag team titles qualifying match as a special attraction we will have ODB vs. Mickie Knuckles in a hardcore match.

CG: I love that we're showing how the women can mix it up just as tough and brutal as any man. I have to go with ODB here based on her higher profile and experience.

RY:We also will be showcasing two newer talents in wrestling looking for a chance in AWWA as "Better Than You" Britt Baker faces off with Amber "Super" Nova.

CG: C'mon, Baker wins this one easily. She's 'better than you,' it's in her name.

RY: And serving as Mistress of Ceremonies for our first show is Kelly Kelly.

Kelly comes out to the set and sits down between Corey and Renee.

KK: Thanks for having me. I'm thrilled to be apart of such a...

Kelly is cutoff as Laurel Van Ness returns to the set with a goofy smile on her face and makeup as askew as ever.

LVN: A tag team partner! A tag team partner!

CG: What are you babbling about?

LVN: You said I could be in the tag team title tournament if I found a partner.

CG: I never said that, I'm not in a position to say that.

LVN (frowning): Oh, poo, I don't think she's going to like that.

A massive woman then takes the stage, almost towering over the whole set itself.

RY: Isis the Amazon! You've teamed up with Laurel Van Ness.

LVN: They lied, we can't be in the tag title tournament.

Isis frowns, turns to face the desk and slams her giant fists into it, breaking it right down the middle.

LVN: If we can't be in the tag tournament, maybe I can just be the Mistress of Ceremonies instead.

Isis then reaches out and grabs Kelly by the hair. She tries to get away, but can't. Isis picks her up and choke slams her into the wreckage of the set.

LVN: Oh, poor Kelly Kelly won't be able to make it now I fear. I guess I get to host. Yay!

LVN and Isis walk off.

RY: Medic, we need medics here.

Young and Graves tend to Kelly as the scene fades.

[Leo]

Dramatic horns hit and "Nature Boy" Ric Flair emerges onto the entrance stage with Charlotte by his side. They walk to the ring. Ric gets a microphone.

RF: My daughter tells me that she's got some trick-or-treaters in bad Halloween costumes out here calling her name. Well, Space Mountain is open to all ladies, but the Nature Boy isn't going to the Haunted Mansion. And, Beth Phoenix, what I've said for years is true for the fairer sex as well. If you want to be the woman, you've got to beat the woman and you won't be able to do that at AWWA Rising Spectacular. Woo!

Beth Phoenix then comes out to the ring.

RF: Hey, sweetheart, you may need to go back to grade school and learn to read a calendar. It's not time to get your butt whipped yet.

BP: Maybe it's not time for me to face Charlotte, but how about I start with you.

Flair drops to his knees and begs off with smile on his face.

RF: Oh, hurt me, darlin', please hurt me. Woo!

With Phoenix distracted, Charlotte surprises Beth with a superkick. She then pounces on her on the mat and beats on her. Just then, Decay emerges from underneath the ring and storms in. They jump on Charlotte and Beth. Flair tries to pull them off, but Von Eerie and Ariel push Ric back and handcuff him to the ropes. Ric goes ballistic. He tries to reach with his legs and arms. He tries to whip Decay with his jacket.

Fans cheer as Molly Holly rushes down to the ring. She slingshots into the ring and lays out all of Decay with a splash. This allows Beth and Charlotte to make a comeback. Decay exits the ring, but Rosemary smiles demonically with their message sent. Charlotte goes to Ric and asks for someone to come free him. Beth narrows her eyes at Molly and offers her hand. The two shake as the scene fades.

[Leo]

AWWA (Awesome Women’s Wrestling Alliance)

Commentary Team: Renee Young and Corey Graves

World Title Qualifier
Beth Phoenix vs. Charlotte Flair with Ric Flair
(Ric holds Beth's foot from the outside, so Charlotte gets the pin. Beth protests, Charlotte agrees to restart the match and gets the submission by figure eight.)

World Tag Team Title Qualifier
Neveah and Madison Rayne vs. Decay (Winter and Christina Von Erie) with Ariel
(Decay gets disqualified and leaves the faces lying in the ring.)

World Title Qualifier
Molly Holly vs. Rosemary with Ariel
(Rosemary plays opossum, catch Molly on the top and finishes with superplex)

World Tag Team Title Qualifier
LayCool (Layla El and Michelle McCool) vs. Leather and Lace (Dana Brooke and Lacey Evans)
(Layla does most of the work. McCool blind tags in to steal the pin. She and Layla argue, allowing Dana to roll up McCool from behind for the pin)

Hardcore Match
ODB vs. Mickie Knuckles
(Match ends in a no contest a the two brawl to the back)

Laurel Van Ness with Isis the Amazon vs. Kelly Kelly
(Kelly reverses a small package for the surprise win. Isis lays Kelly out afterward.)

Amber “Super” Nova vs. “Better Than You” Britt Baker
(Baker wins via feet on the ropes.)

[Leo]

Ric Flair is in the ring with Charlotte Flair.

RF: I want you all to get a good look at this. Because this is what you’re going to see after Charlotte defeats Rosemary for the AWWA World Title at Night of Champions. You might not love it, but you’ll have to learn to live with it. Decay thinks they’re so big and bad…they’re nothing. They’re nobodies. Decay might be a fact of nature, but they can’t trump natural selection. Woo!



Decay then comes down the aisle to the ring. Rosemary has a microphone.

RM: You make us laugh, Ric Flair. All of your tired old lines and tired old ways. The nature boy, you are the poster boy for Decay. And your precious daughter, Charlotte, when all of her strength and beauty is gone, Decay will live on and we will claim the AWWA Title at Night of Champions.

Flair takes off his jacket, throws it on the mat and elbow drops it.

RF: You think the nature boy is old and tired. You come down here right now and I’ll give you a ride on Space Mountain in front of all these people. Woo!
Ariel steps up and shakes her head that she wants to ride Space Mountain. Decay heads to the ring.

RM: We’ve got one little girl here who will take the ride and the rest of us will give one to your precious baby girl. The numbers are against you, Flairs.

CF: No, they’re not.

Beth Phoenix and Molly Holly then appear from out from under the ring apron and attacks Decay. Charlotte joins in. Everyone brawls to the back.

RF: Decay…Meet the Blonde Bombers! The enemy of my enemy is my friend and the Bombers are going to blow you out of the water. Woo!

[Leo]

LayCool are backstage and arguing.

Layla: What was that out there? I had the match won and you tag in and lose it for us.

MM: You were hogging the entire match.

Layla: I had too. It’s not like you were going to get in there and do anything.

MM: I can carry my own on this team.

Layla: You can’t carry your own bags.

The two turn their backs to each other and cross their arms, mad.



Just then Laurel Van Ness and Isis the Amazon walk by.

LVN: Is there trouble in paradise? You need to learn to get along like me and my new BFF, Isis. Isis open this jar of pickles.

Van Ness hands Isis a jar of pickles from the craft services table. She squeezes it until it shatters in her hands. Van Ness takes a pickle and starts eating it.

LVN: I know, why don’t you wrestle us at Night of Champions and we can show you how a team really gets along in the ring. LVN skips off eating her pickle. Isis stares and stalks off. McCool and Layla look scared.

McCool: I’m so sorry about what I did out there.

Layla: No, I’m sorry. We need to work together this coming week.

McCool: We will. I promise.

They hug. Layla can’t see it, but McCool is not all smiles.

[Leo]

Renee Young tracks backwards with the camera on her in the backstage area.

RY: We've just been informed that the final two teams for the world title mini-tournament are fighting each other backstage. Nevaeh and Madison Rayne and Dana Brooke and Lacey Evans are not waiting until Night of Champions.

Loud noises are heard and eventually the camera finds the four women fighting in the back. Dana Brooke has Rayne up and powerbombs her onto a steamer trunk. She then turns, helps Lacey get Nevaeh up and they pancake her against the wall, she falls down. Evans turns to Renee.

LE: They only won be disqualification last week. Those titles should just be handed to us. And they will be, when these two don't even show up for Night of Champions.

They walk off. The camera pans the broken down forms of Rayne and Nevaeh.

[Leo]

AWWA (Awesome Women’s Wrestling Alliance)
Night of Champions

Commentary Team: Renee Young and Corey Graves

AWWA World Title Match
Charlotte Flair with Ric Flair vs. Rosemary with Ariel
(Ariel tries to steal the title belt. Ric chases her into the ring. Ariel drops the belt, Rosemary decks Charlotte with it behind the referee’s back and becomes the world champion)

Blonde Bombers (Beth Phoenix and Molly Holly) with Ric Flair vs. Decay (Winter and Christina Von Eerie) with Ariel
(Phoenix pins Eerie)

AWWA World Tag Team Title Match
Leather and Lace (Dana Brooke and Lacey Evans) vs. Nevaeh and Madison Rayne
(Nevaeh and Rayne win with stereo Frankensteiners to become the tag champions)

Tai Pei Death Match
ODB vs. Mickie Knuckles
(the two beat each other bloody and when they can’t continue it’s declared a no contest)

Hot Mess Express (Laurel Van Ness and Isis the Amazon) vs. LayCool (Layla El and Michelle McCool)
(Layla and Michelle argue over who is going to face Isis. She choke slams both of them, stacks them up and pins them both.)

Kelly Kelly vs. “Better Than You” Britt Baker
(Baker wins with her feet on the ropes. Amber Nova comes out and tells the ref what happens, so he reverses the decision for Kelly.)

[Leo]

Decay holds the ring. Rosemary stands in the middle holding the AWWA World Title belt high.



Rosemary: We are the World Champion. Sweet, sweet Charlotte could do nothing to prevent that. Maybe we were not totally victorious on the night, but you can't stop Decay, you can only slow it down for a brief time.

The Blonde Bombers with Ric Flair come out from the back and stand in the aisle looking at Decay in the ring. Charlotte Flair has a microphone.

CF: You didn't win that title, you stole it from me. I demand a rematch at Total Havoc.

Rosemary laughs maniacally.

Rosemary: You are in no position to demand, Sweet, Sweet Charlotte. We are in the position to dictate. We are the champion. We have beat you. We have beat Might Molly. But, we have not beat the Glamazon.

The crowd pops and Beth has a 'who me' look on her face.

Rosemary: But, if the Glamazon wants her chance to be defeated by us as well, then it will be by our rules. And our rules are summed up in two beautiful, beautiful words...Monster's...Ball.

The crowd pops again and Beth looks worried. Ric Flair slaps Beth on the back and tells her 'she's got this.' Ariel whispers in Rosemary's ear.

Rosemary: Oh, yes, as we and the Glamazon will be fighting in the cage with weapons, Ariel requests that she be handcuffed to Ric Flair on the outside.

Ariel holds up a pair of handcuffs. Ric Flair takes off his jacket, slams it on the floor and woos.

RF: Mamma, you think you can handle Ric Flair. A lot of women have thought that and a lot of women was wrong. You want to be handcuffed to the Nature Boy, be careful what you wish for. Woo!

Decay's music plays and the Bombers exit as the scene fades.

[Leo]

ODB and Mickie Knuckles sit in the back. They are bloody and sweating and throwing back a few beers.

ODB: You're one alright bitch, I'll give you that.

The two slam their beers together and chug.

LayCool enter the pictures with looks that are a mix of horror and disgust.

MM: My God, what is that smell?

Layla: That smell, all that blood, you two are a health hazard.

ODB stands up and Mickie jumps up behind her.

ODB: Damn straight, we're a hazard to your health. Why don't the two of you face us at Total Havoc. Or you can't get you're pretty hands dirty.

MK: They can't bleed like us. They can't brawl like us. They sure as hell can't beat us in the ring.

MM: Oh yeah, we'll take you on in a first blood elimination tag match. How about that?

Layla: Wait...what?

ODB: Oh yeah, because if it's four things we know about it's blood, beer, bitches and boobs.

ODB grabs her massive mammaries and the two new besties walk off.

Layla: Michelle, what did you just agree to?

MM: Look, LayCool is the standard women's tag team wrestling needs to be measured by and we're not living up to that. We will next week.

The two hug, but neither one is smiling this time.

[Leo]

Renee Young and Corey Graves are their broadcast position.

RY: We've already got two matches booked for Total Havoc and we're here to announce two more.

CG: That's right. The feud between the Blonde Bombers and Decay is just heating up. Not only will Beth Phoenix face world champion Rosemary in a Monster's Ball match for the title, but single bouts will see Charlotte Flair wrestle Winter and Molly Holly taking on Christina Von Eerie

"What about us," calls a voice from off screen.

CG: Oh, no, not again.

Laurel Van Ness walks onto the platform with Isis the Amazon in tow.

LVN: We won a tag match. We should get a title shot.

RY: Look, we've told you we don't do the booking, you need to take that up...

Isis pushes past Laurel, pushes Renee Young back in her chair and hoists her up over her head. Renee screams. Corey jumps up and tries to talk some sense into Isis. Neavaeh and Madison Rayne run out.

MR: You want a tag title match at Total Havoc, we'll give it to you. Just put Renee down.

LVN: That's just what we wanted to hear. Put her down...and take them out.

Isis puts Young down and then jumps off the stage to attack the tag champions. The faces go low and try to take out Isis by the knees. She goes down. LVN screams and jumps off the stage onto Nevaeh's back. Corey checks on Renee as the ladies fight to the back and the scene fades.