Post by Mr. Dashbee on Jan 14, 2018 22:10:09 GMT -5
WWE Monday Night Raw kicks off with the Beautiful People headed to the ring, and as their theme plays and they make their grand entrance, our nondescript commentators welcome us to the show.
Announcers: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to WWE Monday Night Raw! We are live in Chicago, the Velvet Sky and Angelina Love have promised that tonight we will know who the third member of The Beautiful People will be. Three young upstarts are vying to go under the tutelage of these veterans—Rachel Ellering, Mandy Rose, and Rhea Ripley.
Velvet Sky: Well, well, well...looks like the fine people of Chicago are big fans of us letting the pigeons loose!
Angelina Love: Did you say...fine people? Look at this crowd! [Pointing to a random member of the crowd each time she says this] Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! UGLY!
Sky: Okay, okay, maybe I was being a little too generous. But tonight Angelina and I are going to become VERY generous and allow one of these three “ladies” to become our third member!
Love: [Turning towards Ellering, Rose, and Ripley] And let’s be very clear about something. We all know the three of you can wrestle. You wouldn’t even be here if you couldn’t. But we need to make sure our newest member won’t drag us down.
Sky: Not one bit!
Love: That’s right. And I hate to say it, but [walks over to Rachel Ellering] this one here? Velvet, she’s not going to cut it.
Rachel Ellering steps up to Angelina Love like she’s going to take a swing at her, but Velvet Sky wants to stop her.
Sky: Rachel…are you sure you want to do that? [Ellering nods yes] Are you 100% sure? I mean, these two women—both way more beautiful than you, by the way—are both still in the running, and that makes it FOUR ON ONE right now. Do you really want that?
Love: You know what Velvet? Let’s see who wants it more. Ladies... [Turning to Ripley and Rose] which one of you two wants to make a good impression and take care of our dirty work?
Velvet: [Looking at Ellering] Our VERY dirty work!
Mandy Rose immediately steps back, throwing her hands up like she wants no part of what’s going on. Angelina steps toward Rhea Ripley, who looks a combination of conflicted and confused. She starts to shake her head no when Mandy Rose ATTACKS HER FROM BEHIND!
Sky, Love, and Rose attack Ellering and Ripley, beating the two women down.
Announcers: This is obviously a set-up! And now it’s become a disgusting attack on two women who are vastly outnumbered and obviously don’t stand a chance! Someone’s got to stop this!
And then...someone does:
[Throughout the arena, in three different female voices]
The familiar theme of The Shield hits and the broadcast booth is going nuts!
Announcers: OH MY GOD! The Shield has arrived. Lita, Kaitlyn, and Ivelisse are here and that means bad news for The Beautiful People!
The Shield surrounds the ring as Ellering and Ripley inconspicuously make their exit. The three women in riot gear conveniently leave the hard camera side open, and once Lita nods her head all three enter the ring and attack Sky, Love, and Rose!
The camera work goes crazy (because it’s The Shield) and Chicago is going nuts! The all-out assault on The Beautiful People ends as Lita and Ivelisse hoist Velvet Sky up towards Kaitlyn’s shoulders, and they hit the trademark Triple Powerbomb!
Angelina Love and Mandy Rose try to find a way drag their partner to safety, but not before Lita, Kaitlyn, and Ivelisse each throw a fist into the center of the ring, in the trademark Shield pose over their fallen opponent.