PWW: Prestige Women's Wrestling
Jan 16, 2018 12:32:29 GMT -5
Post by The Canadian Content on Jan 16, 2018 12:32:29 GMT -5
*Fade in to a packed house at Your Local Arena (*cheap pop*), where we find Prestige Women's Wrestling General Manager Linda McMahon ACCOMPANIED~!, as always, by her bodyguard, Ronda Rousey...
LM: Good evening, PWW Universe! I am very excited to be here with you tonight to announce the lineup for Prestige Women's Wrestling's first-ever pay-per---
*McMahon is interrupted by the music belonging to Carmella, who makes her way into the ring...
TFM: Linda, let me stop you right there. You can't be out here to announce the pay-per-view card, because I haven't told you who I'm wrestling on it yet.
LM: Actually, Carmella, that's my call.
TFM: Excuse me? I don't know who you think you are, but I'm the first-ever women's Money in the Bank winner! That means I get to call my shot! If you think you can--
*Rousey gets right in Carmella's face, and she quickly backs off...
LM: As you can see, Carmella, I'm being accompanied, as always, by my bodyguard, Ronda Rousey. I will not be pushed around. I will not be intimidated. You, however, will do as you're told. Now stand over there while I introduce your opponent...
*The Fabulous Moolah's music hits, and she saunters down to the ring, grabbing a mic on the way...
TFM: Money in the Bank? The only money around here is Moolah!
LM: And that's why the two of you will go one-on-one for that Money in the Bank briefcase!
*The crowd cheers, Moolah smiles, Carmella is clearly not impressed but too afraid of Rousey to do anything about it...
LM: Now, I'd like to ask the two of you to leave the ring so I can do what I came out here for.
*They do, and she does...
LM: As I was saying, I've got a packed card lined up for you at PWW's first-ever pay-per-view, including a Tag Team Title Match between The Bella Twins and The Jumping Bomb Angels!
*cheers*
LM: And for the first time ever in professional wrestling, a Queen of the Ring tournament!
*more cheers*
LM: The eight women involved will fight it out to crown both a Queen of the Ring and the first PWW Women's Champion!
*even more cheers*
LM: First-round matchups are as follows:
Trish Stratus vs Jackie Gayda
Natalya Neidhart vs Maria Kanellis
Ivory vs Eve Torres
Alexa Bliss vs Nidia
*McMahon and Rousey leave the ring to massive cheers as we *FADE*
LM: Good evening, PWW Universe! I am very excited to be here with you tonight to announce the lineup for Prestige Women's Wrestling's first-ever pay-per---
*McMahon is interrupted by the music belonging to Carmella, who makes her way into the ring...
TFM: Linda, let me stop you right there. You can't be out here to announce the pay-per-view card, because I haven't told you who I'm wrestling on it yet.
LM: Actually, Carmella, that's my call.
TFM: Excuse me? I don't know who you think you are, but I'm the first-ever women's Money in the Bank winner! That means I get to call my shot! If you think you can--
*Rousey gets right in Carmella's face, and she quickly backs off...
LM: As you can see, Carmella, I'm being accompanied, as always, by my bodyguard, Ronda Rousey. I will not be pushed around. I will not be intimidated. You, however, will do as you're told. Now stand over there while I introduce your opponent...
*The Fabulous Moolah's music hits, and she saunters down to the ring, grabbing a mic on the way...
TFM: Money in the Bank? The only money around here is Moolah!
LM: And that's why the two of you will go one-on-one for that Money in the Bank briefcase!
*The crowd cheers, Moolah smiles, Carmella is clearly not impressed but too afraid of Rousey to do anything about it...
LM: Now, I'd like to ask the two of you to leave the ring so I can do what I came out here for.
*They do, and she does...
LM: As I was saying, I've got a packed card lined up for you at PWW's first-ever pay-per-view, including a Tag Team Title Match between The Bella Twins and The Jumping Bomb Angels!
*cheers*
LM: And for the first time ever in professional wrestling, a Queen of the Ring tournament!
*more cheers*
LM: The eight women involved will fight it out to crown both a Queen of the Ring and the first PWW Women's Champion!
*even more cheers*
LM: First-round matchups are as follows:
Trish Stratus vs Jackie Gayda
Natalya Neidhart vs Maria Kanellis
Ivory vs Eve Torres
Alexa Bliss vs Nidia
*McMahon and Rousey leave the ring to massive cheers as we *FADE*