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PHWF Saturday Seizures (#1)
Toronto, ON, Canada
July 28, 2018


PRE-SHOW
Preston Davenport Quiggleville III vs. Gran Taco III


MAIN SHOW
PHWF World Tag Team Championship
Matty Alouette vs. Matt Folz

PHWF N-Sanity Championship
Mossi Oxlade vs. Mai Muyo

PHWF Tag Team Championship
Redneck Revolution vs. Saints of Sinners

PHWF Television Championship
Moosehead Jack vs. Steve the Lost Viking

Bay Bridge Boyz vs. Murder, Inc.
Nick Fleming vs. Gordy “Curling Stone” LeFleur vs. Akiru Tornado
“Blair Witch” Ember Blackpool vs. Sammy “Firewater” Blackfoot
Wrath of Gods vs. The Draculs


Card subject to change.

[Jack Quinn]

<Moose is standing backstage with Sexy Female Journalist In Training 4>

SFJIT4: Moose, this week you defend your PHWF television title against Steve the Lost Viking, this past week he got the better of you in an altercation in the ring, any comments?

MHJ: It doesn't matter who wins the altercation, what matters is who wins the war. Steve, let me put this in the simplest terms so you can understand. I am Moosehead Fucking Jack, I have been in more wars than you would be in ten lifetimes. I am Moosehead Fucking Jack, I have shed more blood than anyone in wrestling history. I am Moosehead Fucking Jack, I have broken more bones, my own and others, than anyone in wrestling history. I am Moosehead Fucking Jack, and I am a goddamn legend.

Who the fuck are you?

<Moose smirks and walks away and we fade>

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These results have been posted online at OOWFNetwork.com; the show occurred as scheduled but was never aired.

PHWF Saturday Seizures (#1)

Toronto, ON, Canada

July 28, 2018

Pre-show
PRESTON DAVENPORT QUIGGLEVILLE III vs. GRAN TACO III
Quiggleville defeats Gran Taco III with an arm bar submission.


Main Show
PHWF Tag Team Championship
REDNECK REVOLUTION vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS
Saints have this one under control, but the Draculs interfere and allow Puck Dupp to hit his finisher on Stank for the win.
New PHWF Tag Team Champions – Redneck Revolution


NICK FLEMING vs. GORDY “CURLING STONE” LeFLEUR vs. AKIRU TORNADO
Tornado wins this chaos with a top rope hurricanrana on Fleming.


PHWF N-Sanity Championship
MOSSI OXLADE vs. MAI MUYO
Mossi takes the fight right to Mai with a full technical repertoire. Mai fights back, but Mossi nailed a shooting star press for the win and become the new champ.
New N-Sanity Champion – Mossi Oxlade


BAY BRIDGE BOYZ vs. MURDER, INC.
Murder, Inc. wins with a rollup and tights pull.


BISHOP BLAIZE AND LAYNE COBAIN vs. THE DRACULS
This one doesn’t take long and Tavian interferes from the outside allowing Radul to get the pin on Cobain.


PHWF Television Championship
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. STEVE THE LOST VIKING
Steve defends his championship when the entire PHWF roster (minus the OOWF contingent) surrounds the ring and Moose gets distracted by the constant grabbing and jumping up on the apron.


“BLAIR WITCH” EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. SAMMY “FIREWATER” BLACKFOOT
Blackpool wins with a crucifix slam.


PHWF World Heavyweight Championship
MATTY ALOUETTE vs. MATT FOLZ
The same thing happens here as in the Television Championship. The PHWF comes out to support their own and Folz gets his legs held by The Draculs and Blackpool allowing Alouette to get the pin.
New PHWF World Heavyweight Champion - Matty Alouette

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FADE in on the offices of the PHWF, currently housed at the World Headquarters of Grand Slam Consulting North LLC. Standing in behind a podium is GSCN’s CEO Martha Rodriguez. She reads from a prepared statement.

“Good morning. The Board of Directors of the Pun’s House Wrestling Federation have issued the following statement.

“Due to the actions of the talent of the PHWF Saturday night at the Saturday Seizures pay-per-view event, all operations of the PHWF have been suspended effective immediately. All employees have been notified by overnight courier. Non-talent employees have been offered positions with Grand Slam Consulting North LLC or the OOWF and/or its affiliates.

“On-air and in-ring talent will be offered entry level contracts as local competitors or enhancing talent. If they choose to decline those contracts, they will be released immediately and their non-compete contracts will immediately go into effect.

“We take the quality of our product seriously and since the talent took it upon themselves to interfere with three of our four championship matches, we can no longer feel comfortable stating that our product is high quality and safe.

“We apologize to our fans and hope to one day bring back the PHWF as the prodigious organization it is.”

FADE


OOC: Sorry to the five people paying attention recently. I don’t have the time I thought to keep doing this, nor does the demand seem to be there. – Scott