[Jack Quinn]

MidWeek Mayhem (#874)
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
August 15, 2018

Saints of Sinners vs. Bridget O'Malley & Kylie Mignolio
Stank & Zed vs. The Darlings
Moosehead Jack & Shannon Mann vs. Mac Flasher & Firewoman
Shizuru & Mai Muyo vs. Banned From Everywhere
Ghosthead & Eco vs. Beer Money


Card subject to Prince Edward coming back for his island

[Jack Quinn]

<we cut to the Nowhere Bar, Grille and PCPL Repository and we see an angry, still bloody Bill>

ABFD: BEER MONEY! Wes tired of foolin' with you two. Wes tried rasslin you, and we done beatified you again and again. But LOOKITCHERE <Bill steps close to the INC so everyone can see his bloody forehead> This right chere? Naw son, naw. We hain't playin' this game. SYB ol boy, you think you got busted up tonight? You just wait. Ol Bill is gonna bust you up like an old chifferobe. And Skurge, you got some payback comin' as well son. Me and Justin is gonna stomp a mudhole in you and walk that sumbitch dry. You boys is in more trouble than a coupla rabbits what wondered into the fox's den.

JS: You wanted our attention? You got it. So at MidWeek Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 3 on August 29, Live from Fredricton, New Brunswick <cheap pop> we aren't asking for, we are DEMANDING a match. We don't ask for much, so Danny, MAKE IT HAPPEN! Beer Money vs. Banned From Everywhere in a LAST BLOOD MATCH.

<Justin and Bill turn and storm to the bar where Arctic is stunned>

AMB: ........what can I get you?

ABFD: You just keep them pints a PCPL a comin

AMB: You uh......you gonna go get stitched up?

ABFD: Hell no. I want this ta remind me a what them cowardly dogs done did to ol Bill

AMB: <putting on rubber gloves, for both the blood and PCPL> Here you go, Justin, what about you?

JS: give me a Mountain Dew

AMB: Ok, one Mountain Dew coming.......

JS: The ones with the REAL sugar

<the music scratches to a stop and there is an audible gasp from Ellie May, Ghost looks perplexed, and Eco is in medical with Fire, we think>

AMB: Are you..........sure about that?

JS: Yes. And keep em coming.

<Arctic gives Justin his Mountain Dew and walks over to Ellie May>

AMB: What's going on with these boys?

EMFE: I don't know! I've never seen them like this. They even told me to call Burt Anger to come in for more training cause they had work to do

AMB: <whistling> wow........Bill on all that PCPL.......

EMFE: Is normal, I am FAR more worried about Justin and all that sugar, remember around Easter when he ate all those Peeps?

AMB: We had to literally restrain him to keep him from DOUGHAWKING everything....

EMFE: Yeah, not sure we are ready to deal with that, are we Ghost

GH: Why am I here?

EMFE: Cause you're part of this story now

<Kayfabe walks in and sees Justin on his second real sugar Mountain Dew and slowly backs out>

GH: I need to speak with my wife

EMFE: about what?

GH: <even more perplexed> Perhaps because she attacked me during the match? Or perhaps because SHE was the one to teach Shizuru the black mist

EMFE: You really think she has something for Shizuru?

GH: No, I do not. But Stockholm Syndrome is a real thing.

EMFE: Go talk to her then

GH: I shall do that

EMFE: Namaste

<Ghost gets up and leaves to find Shannon and we fade>

[L!zz~]

(As they roam random hallways Kylie encounters Shizuru)

S: (smirking) Well, well..

(Before he can say anything else he is rocked by Kylie's stunning slap across his face)

Kylie: How dare you! How dare you bring my niece into this nonsense! She is a child! You disgust me. I know you are feeling lost. I know you were searching for meaning, but trust me you haven't found it. You are not Moose. Even Moose has sense and goodness deep...deep down in him. In their own way people respect Moose. No one respects you. You are a joke. Worse than before. I pity you.

S: (glares down at her but doesn't get to respond as Bridget appears)

B: Kylie. (Pulling her back) let's go.

K: (let's herself be pulled away) Edra would hate this Shizuru.

B: Stop..c'mon

(We fade as S stands there fuming)

[snelson66]

FADE back in on the same hallway where Shizuru fumes. Up walks one half of the OOWF Tag Team Champions, The Crusher Stan Fulton. Fulton puts his beefy arm on Shizuru’s shoulder.

SF: “Do not let Kylie or Bridget tell you how Edra would feel. I spent a lot of time with them and their family. Edra would want you to be happy.”

Sh: “You were on the mountaintop with them, yes?”

SF: “I was. A few times. There was a connection with the universe there that I have only found in one or two other places on Earth.”

Sh: “Tell me, Fulton-san. Tell me of that time. Please.”

SF: “What I can, I will. There are certain things I will take to my grave. Things I promised them I would hold sacrosanct. Perhaps someday we will walk to that mountaintop and touch their spirit.”

Sh: “Arigatōgozaimashita, Fulton-san.”

SF: “Dōitashimashite”

Fulton and Shizuru walk off as we FADE.

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is sitting in the mostly-dark, listening to OOWF television.

FW: How soon we forget how the twins felt about kids..I have a feeling Kylie's right on this one.

Mac Flasher comes in.

FW: Greetings, Mac, what brings you by?

MF: How did you--

FW: Irish shit.

MF: Oh, so, the eyes--

FW: Will probably be fine by Wednesday. But if I get my hands on Ghosthead--

MF: Ghosthead didn't do this. Shizuru did. I rewatched the tape.

FW: Oh...well then that just increases the likelihood that I will end his career.

MF: "Probably" fine by Wednesday?

Fire shrugs

FW: What do you want, Mac? Can't be advice about you lovelife, since you didn't take the advice I gave you before. Although it does look like Kylie and Bridget did....

MF: Hilarious. You and I drew each other in Random Tag Team pool, so--

FW: Against?

MF: Moose and Shannon.

FW: Ah...Well I can see why you against Moose, but I can't see why me against Shannon...why are you smiling?

MF: How can you.....Oh....

FW: Yes, Irish shit. And yes, pun intended. Shannon's my sister-in-law to be and planning my wedding, I got no beef with her.

MF: She must have told Shizuru about the Black Mist.

FW: *shrug* He's Japanese, he could have learned it in training over there. So you're worried that I'll keep you from annihilating my brother, because we have some sort of family thing going. Well, I can assure you, and maybe you've never seen our previous matches, or that time we were on house arrest together, but there is no way--

MF: No, I'm familiar....I don't want to ask you about saving him, because I know you won't. I want you to stay out of my way while I beat the crap out of him.

FW: ....

MF: ....

FW: I make no promises. Beating the crap out of each other is kind of ingrained into the Quinn genes.

MF: I'll make sure you get your licks in, just stay out of my way when it's my turn.

Mac leaves Fire in the mostly-dark.

[Jack Quinn]

<Moose is sitting at the Destroyitarium bar drinking Trust Me when Stank walks in and sits next to him>

MHJ: Well?

Sta: Well what?

MHJ: How is she?

Sta: Still can't see shit. You haven't gone to see her?

MHJ: Why would I do that?

Sta: She's your sister

MHJ: Was. She chose Eco over family

<Stank is silent for a long time>

Sta: What will happen when she is MY family?

MHJ: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it

Sta: <after another long silence> I am going to kill Juni

MHJ: Yeah?

Sta: Look at the damage he has done to MY family. Because of HIM, Shannon and Ghost are on the outs. Because of HIM I have to stay away from the Saints more because she is not welcome here.

MHJ: Is this because of Eco, or Fire?

Sta: Well, she is determined to help Eco get his CEO position back.....

MHJ: Something he could have done on his own. Face it Lucas, SHE caused all of this, because she decided Eco being CEO was a great idea, and because she would not honor her word.

Sta: <sighs heavily> So what do I do?

MHJ: Nothing. Keep doing what you are doing, you and Zed work well together, and Bridget and Kylie need to learn their place in the OOWF

Sta: And Fire?

MHJ: She will get what she deserves in due time.
Níl aon chalaois níos mó ná gealltanas nach gcoinníodh.

Sta: Irish shit?

MHJ: There is no greater fraud than a promise not kept.

<Stank nods sadly, then gets up and slaps Moose on the back>

Sta: I'm going back to be with Fire, anything you want me to tell her?

MHJ: No

<Stank leaves and Moose continues to drink as we fade>

[Fire-Babe]

Kylie, Josie, and Bridget walk in to catering and see Fire sort of standing there. Josie runs up to her and hugs her around the knees. If Fire was surprised, she doesn't react, and basically accepts Josie's hug.

KM: Josie! Be careful Fire's...um...Fire's eyes are bothering her, and she didn't see you.

J: Oh, sorry Fire. What's wrong with your eyes?

KM: Josie....

FW: It's fine...*to Josie* One of the other wrestlers blew some mist in my eyes and I can't see at all.

J: Really?

FW: Nope. *to Kylie* It's okay, I don't believe in lying to kids.

J: I'm sorry.......

FW: Not a problem. Say, how 'bout you help me go get some ice cream?

J: Can I?

KM: Well....

BO'M: *whispering to Kylie* She's likely safer with blind-Fire than nearly anyone else.

KM: Okay...just come STRAIGHT back here.

FW: We promise.

Josie takes Fire's hand, feeling very important at this task, and Fire plays along letting Josie lead her away. Kylie and Bridget watch her go, as Stank walks up.

S: Is that my fiance?

KM: She's taking Josie for ice cream...or letting Josie think that she is the one taking Fire.

BO'M: Weird...Fire's so into healthy food and stuff, but she really loves ice cream.

S: It's a comfort thing...when she was little, her mom's clients would sometimes give her ice cream....

KM: ....

BO'M: ....

S: That's probably TMI.

KM: Yes.

Stank and Bridget glare at each other.

BO'M: We don't like each other.

S: No, but the writer needed someone to help with the transition to the next scene, so.....

As Kayfabe makes her approach, we change to the next scene, as promised, and it's a bar. Fire walks in with Josie still pretending to lead by holding her hand with one hand, and an ice cream cone in the other. Fire walks up to the bar and places Josie on the barstool.

Bartender: Hey, you can't bring a kid in here! It's not safe.

FW: To the bar at large. Hey, everyone! This kid is off limits or you answer to me, and I guarantee you do not want to do that.

Some seem to recognize her, but most pay her no attention, and either way they all go back to their own business.

Drunken Man at Bar: What are you doing here?

J: Uncle Jack!! I told Fire I missed you and she brought me to see you!!!

JB: She did?

FW: Jack Bullet. You know, officially as part of the administration, I can't do anything to lift your suspension.

JB: I know...

FW: Unofficially, that fan had it coming to him.

JB: I figured you'd say that...wait...how did you find me?

FW: It's the closest bar to the arena...

JB: No no, I mean ... *he waves his had over her eyes* ... How did you fi--

FW: It doesn't matter how I found you!

The Rock appears, waves at Fire, winks, and disappears.

JB: Look, I appreciate the visit, and I'm glad to see the little one, but c'mon, Fire...this is a rough place.

FW: I've been in worse.

JB: Oh, right, I forgot. Rough and tough Firewoman...

FW: Jack....I am trying to be nice. I don't do nice often. Why are you following the tour around? Why don't you just go home and relax until the suspension is up, take advantage of the break. See some family.

At the word "family," Jack stops mid-drink and sets the glass on the bar.

JB: *slurring* It's a good thing you're a woman. If you were a man I'd punch you for that.

FW: What? That doesn't even make sense.

JB: See, I don't like talking about my--

FW: No, no, not that....what does me being a woman have to do with--

JB: Look, just take Josie home and get to your wedding planning.....

Firewoman glares in the general direction of Jack, fuming, and she appears to want to make a point about this, but remembers Josie.

FW: Fine...tell Uncle Jack goodbye Josie.

J: Aw...I miss you Unca Jack!

JB: Miss you too, squirt....I'll see you soon.

Josie hops off the stool, having finished her ice cream. Fire leans in so Josie can't hear.

FW: We WILL be finishing this conversation later.

Fire gets down and holds her hand out for Josie. Josie takes it and "leads" Fire back out. Once outside...

FW: Okay Josie, what's the story?

J: We went and got ice cream and came straight back.

FW: Right.

They walk away, with the INC that Fire cannot actually see following until the fade comes for the next scene.

[Jack Quinn]

MidWeek Mayhem (#874)
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
August 15, 2018

GHOSTHEAD & RCOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY

With a bit of rock, paper, scissors, it is decided that Skurge will start. Ghosthead is perfectly happy to allow Eco to take that role for the beginning of the match, and while Skurge may not be the best wrestler, Ecosystem somewhat surprises the crowd and also his partner by dominating Skurge, and without resorting too many dirty tricks to do it. They actually go back and forth for a good long while. Eco pushes Skurge to his corner and tags in Ghosthead. Ghosthead shakes off his surprise and quickly goes to work on Skurge. Skurge takes an advantage of bad positioning and drives Ghosthead back with an unseen Greco-Roman Eye Poke, and the diving to his corner to tag in SYB. He makes the tag but SYB does not want to be in the ring with Ghosthead. He pleads that he be spared, but Ghosthead (after recovering from the eye poke) walks over...more stalks, really... and pulls SYB into the ring over the top rope. SYE manages to do an okay shoulder roll, and comes up on one knee. He mugs for the crowd, a la Eddie Guerrero, and Ghosthead quickly gets him into the PHANTASMAGORIA~! Skurge tries to break up the pin, which brings Eco in, but it's not enough....one, two, three~!
WINNERS in 12:02 – Ghosthead & Ecosystem

After the match, Beer Money remain in the ring in disbelief. They get to their feet and are about to leave the ring when Banned From Everywhere hit the ring and the fight is on! Bill grabs Skurge and hammers him with punches to the face. Justin grabs SYB and hits him with DOUG HATES TOAST! SYB is out! Bill gets the better of the exchange and dazes Skurge with bionic elbows before finishing him off with a BRUTAL short arm clothesline. Bill pounces on Skurge and traps him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! The referee tries to pull Bill off of Skurge but to no avail, Skurge howls in pain until finally Mai and Shizuru run out with weapons. BFE, Ghost and Eco decide to live to fight another day.

SHIZURU & MAI MUYO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

Shizuro and Mai are out first, and the crowd nearly boos them out of the building. Shizuru takes off his shades and looks at them with contempt, while Mai ignores everything and heads to the ring. As “Insane in the Brain” plays the crowd erupts. Justin and Bill come out without Drunkey or Drunkette and look a lot more serious. Bull starts off against Mai and we get a lot of back and forth. At one point Bill whips Mai into the corner and catches her with a clothesline, then absolutely brutalizes her with chops. Mai rakes the eyes and tags in to Shizuru.

Shizuru peppers Bill with kicks to the ribs and knees, then nearly knocks him cold with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head. Bill bails out of the ring and falls to the floor and doesn’t move. While Bill lies face down on the floor, Shizuru leaps over the top rope and drops a leg on the back of Bill’s head. Shizuru rolls Bill into the ring and covers, but Justin makes the save at two. Shizuru tags Mai back in and Shizuru traps Bill in a camel clutch, Mai comes in and repeatedly kicks Bill in the face. The referee quickly makes the five count, but the damage has been done. Mai pulls Bill to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Bill takes a few staggered steps and falls between the ropes to the floor, on his knees by the apron. Justin jumps in and goes after Mai as the referee tries to get Justin out of the ring, we see Bill slowly standing up, but he has a far away look in his eyes, and this time it’s not from PCPL – probably. As Bill stands, Beer Money runs to the ring, Skurge has a chair and he absolutely BRAINS Bill, slamming the chair right against the back of Bill’s head. Skurge pulls an unconscious Bill up and hefts him into the ring, then hides under the apron. Mai makes the cover, the referee turns around and sees the pin and makes the three count. While he is doing that, SYB grabs Justin and POWERBOMBS him off the apron to the floor!.
WINNERS in 7:11 – Shizuru & Mai Muyo

As soon as the bell rings, Shizuru leaves the ring and helps SYB beat the snot out of Justin, while Mai and Skurge put the boots to an unconscious Bill. Ghosthead and Eco race to the ring, of course with weapons of their own. SYB and Shizuru both get kendo sticks upside the head. Shizuru also repeatedly gets caned across his back until he can escape. Inside the ring Eco has an old Paul Heyman style cell phone. He slams it upside Skurge’s head, then pulls Mai up and is about to hit her, he hesitated for a moment, then hits the ENDGAME on the floor. Eco gets to his feet and slides into the ring and stands with Ghost as Justin checks on Bill, then quickly waves to the back for medics. Bill is on one knee, but clearly out of it. Medics hit the ring as Shizuru helps Mai to her feet and helps her to the back while Shizuru helps Skurge. The medics check Bill’s eyes and we immediately hear something about concussion protocall. They help him to his feet and they head to the back to a standing ovation from the crowd.

MOOSEHEAD JACK & SHANNON MANN vs. MAC FLASHER & FIREWOMAN

Mac and Fire make their way to the ring. Mac just stares straight ahead, while you can see Fire is having to focus on making her way to the ring. She can see, but her eyes are still red. They climb into the ring and share a quick word, then Fire steps onto the apron. The OOWF world heavyweight champion Moosehead Jack and Shannon Mann make their way to the ring, Moose rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner glaring and Fire. Shannon climbs onto the apron. Moose gets to his feet and hands the title to the referee. The ref hands it to the Official OOWF Keeper of the Championship Belts at ringside, then calls for the bell.

Moose and Mac circle, Mac and the fans are pumped. Mac finally gets his hands on Jack. They are about to lock up, when Moose stops, flips Mac the bird, then tags in Shannon. The crowd boos the SHIT out of this. Mac looks at Jack with disgust, which allows Shannon to catch him with a dropkick to the jaw that sends him to his corner where Fire tags herself in. As Fire is coming into the ring, Mac says something to her and Fire gives him a death glare. Fire and Shannon meet in the middle of the ring and argue a bit, then lock up. Fire holds her own on the mat, countering most of Shannon’s moves, but Shannon catches Fire with several quick kicks, kind of a hit and move attack. Fire stumbles into her corner and Mac tags himself in, which does not make Fire all that happy, but she accepts it. Mac comes in and Shannon grabs him and sends him to the ropes, she telegraphs a clothesline, then as Mac ducks, Mai KILLS him with a knee to the face! Mac crumbles to the mat, dazed. As soon as he hits the mat, Moose calls for the tag, Shannon tags in Moose, and the crowd boos their heads off. Moose pounces on Mac and hammers him with punches to the face. He pulls a dazed Mac to his feet and hits him with a RANHEI then locks him in the JI-ENDO! Mac howls in pain, but Fire comes in and grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him off Mac! Fire and Moose glare at one another for a fraction of a second, then HOCKEY FIGHT! The two take turns hammering one another with punches to the face while holding one another by the throat. Typical Wednesday for the Quinn’s. Fire starts to get the better of it when Mac grabs Moose from behind and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Sending Moose into his corner. Moose lands hard on the back of his head, tags Shannon in, then falls to the his knees on the floor.

Shannon comes in and fights with Fire for a moment. Mac tries to help Fire, but Fire inadvertently nails him with an elbow to the throat. Mac staggers away holding his throat. Moose slides into the ring with a chair and drops it on the mat, kicks Mac in the gut, then PLANTS him with a DDT on the chair! Moose kicks the chair out of the ring just as the referee turns around. Moose stands over Mac and just shrugs, then steps onto the apron. Shannon covers Mac……..one……….two………THREE! Fire is just a breaks up the pin with a kick to Shannon’s ribs just a fraction of a second too late. Fire sees a smirking Moose on the apron and lunges at him, but Moose hops off the apron to the floor before she can do anything. Shannon and Moose make their way to the back while Fire and Mac fume in the ring.
WINNERS in 27:18 – Moosehead Jack & Shannon Mann

STANK & ZED vs. THE DARLINGS

With Stank and Zed charging Alexander and Lexie Darling, OOWF official “Junior” Hale rings the bell with Alexander pairing off with Stank and Zed with Lexie. The Darling Twins gain a quick advantage as Lexie headscissors Zed from the ring before joining Alexander on Stank, sending him through the ropes with a double dropkick, earning an applause from the OOWF faithful.

An angered Stank holds off Zed and points toward Alexander, who nods, smirks and stays in the ring as Lexie steps onto the apron. Stank overpowers Alexander and easily works him toward the corner. Alexander ducks under an elbow and dropkicks Stank from behind into the corner. As Stank tries to turn himself around, Alexander delivers a running knee to Stank’s chest before mounting the turnbuckles and delivering 9 punches before BRICK~! grabs Alexander’s ankle to distract him long enough for Stank to shove Alexander off and deliver a quick splash. That gets 2, before Stank drags the winded Alexander to the Saints’ corner, where Zed tags in and immediately starts to work on Alexander. Quick tags rotate the Saints in and out until Alexander earns his freedom through a well-placed elbow to Zed’s temple before dashing across and tagging in Lexie.

Lexie and Zed exchange the advantage during a mat- and chain-wrestling sequence that sees Zed use strength against Lexie’s flexibility and speed. Multiple stalemates result in applause, on cue, all three times. During the third standoff, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley walk down the aisle, stopping at the bottom of the ramp. Zed sees the pair right away, turning his attention toward the two women as Lexie rolls Zed up for 2. Zed delivers a hellacious lariat out of the rollup, using that opportunity to taunt Bridget and Kylie as he clubs Lexie down. Zed tags in Stank to further the punishment while Zed continues the trash talk.

Russ: “It seems that Zed has a lot on his mind that he wants to share with Bridget O’Malley and Kylie Mignolio.”
Razz: “When Bridget is around, it’s not hard for Zed to draw some anger and verbal aggression. I’m guessing Kylie isn’t immune.”

A Stankbomb on a dazed Lexie gets 2.5 only when Alexander makes the save. With Hale escorting Alexander back to the corner, BRICK~! hands Zed an international object, which gets placed in his tights for safe-keeping. Stank suplexes Lexie repeatedly as the crowd instinctively counts along, reaching 11 before Lexie grabs onto the bottom rope, forcing Hale to insist that Stank release the wasitlock. Stank basks in the applause from the few Saints fans while Lexie crawls to her corner, only for Stank to grab her ankle and casually drag her away. Zed tags in and Bridget hops onto the apron to protest to Hale about the object in Zed’s tights. Stank pushes Bridget off the apron, getting a dropkick from Kylie for his troubles. While Stank is occupied in a heated argument with The Frenemies, Hale ejects the pair from the ringside area, much to Zed’s approval. While Hale is instructing the women on how to exit the ringside area, Alexander hops in, boots a distracted Zed – despite BRICK~!’s frantic warnings – and hits a Darling Driver out of nowhere. Lexie falls on Zed as Hale turns around. Hale counts 3 as Stank is just a bit too late.
WINNERS (pinfall, 29:10), The Darling Twins.

Stank gives chase to Alexander and Lexie, who quickly roll away from danger before celebrating. Zed pounds the mat in frustration while Bridget and Kylie peek through the curtain to taunt Zed and Stank just a bit more.

SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO

Bridget and Kylie come out first to a huge ovation. They warm up in the ring as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" blares and The OOWF World Tag Team Champions come out for this non title match. Matt and Stan ignore the boos and hand their Championships to the referee. The bell rings and this one is underway.

Bridget and Stan start out and Bridget uses her quickness advantage to nullify the big man's power. Bridget with a few hard chops then moves out of range. Stan charges and Bridget takes him down with a drop toe hold and makes the tag to Kylie who comes off the top with a knee to the back of Stan's head. Kylie covers for two. Running knee gets 2. Kylie tags Bridget back in and they nail Stan with a double DDT. Bridget covers but it's broken up by Matt. The faces continue to use their speed and quick tags to drive the Champs crazy, until Stan drives Bridget into the corner. Stan gives a clean break, but while the referee's back is turned Matt drives his knee into Bridget's spine. Stan makes the tag.

Matt shoots Bridget off the ropes and nails her with a spinebuster. Backdrop suplex and snap suplex quickly follow. Matt drops an elbow to the back of Bridget's head and then locks in an STF. Bridget makes it to the ropes and Matt breaks but quickly drags her back to her feet and hits a slingshot suplex for 2. Matt and Stan proceed to double team Bridget, showing their great chemistry as a team, but are unable to put her away. Stan goes for a powerbomb but Bridget reverses to a hurricanrana for 2. Stan makes the tag to Matt. Matt goes for an Angle Slam but Bridget slips off his shoulders and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Matt gets to his corner to make the tag as Bridget slowly crawls to the corner trying to do the same. Stan sees this and decides now's an appropriate time to have a discussion with the referee. As the ref is distracted, the crowd goes wild as Bridget reaches up to make the tag. Kylie leaps over the top rope and starts hammering on Stan but the referee shoves her back and informs her that he didn't see the tag. Kylie protests this but the referee orders her out of the ring. Stan scoops up Bridget and nails her with a huge running powerslam, then charges to the opposite corner and knocks Kylie to the floor with a big right hand. Stan tags in Matt and Matt now hits Bridget with the Angle Slam. Just to be an asshole, Matt unnecessarily puts his feet on the ropes as the referee counts 1...2....3.
WINNERS (Pinfall, 43:43) The OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton.

As soon as the bell rings, Stank and Zed hit the ring and continue the attack on Bridget and Kylie while Stan and Matt guard the ring. Officials and security flood the ring and pull Zed and Stank off of Bridget and Kylie and get the Saints out of the ring. Kylie and Bridget, each a bloody mess, get to their feet and attack Stank and Zed as they are leaving the ring. Security finally gets them separated and get Stank and Zed out of the ring. A bloody Kylie and Bridget stand in the ring defiantly, yelling for them to come back and fight as we fade to black.

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