MM (#880) 09-26-18 Live! From Richmond, Virginia
Sept 26, 2018 18:55:04 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Sept 26, 2018 18:55:04 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#880)
Live! From Richmond, Virginia
September 26, 2018
THE DARLINGS vs. BEER MONEY
Beer Money is announced and make their way to the ring. They come out alone, without the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. SYB and Skurge seem to be all business tonight. The Darlings music plays, and nothing. Everyone watches the ramp expecting a Darling appearance, but they never come. Instead, Alex and Alexis come through the crowd and slip into the ring and attack Beer Money from behind. Darling hits a Darling Driver on Skurge, while Lexie destroys SYB with a BITCH KILLER! They throw the two of them out of the ring, Alex gets a mic and sits on the top rope.
Is this what we came back for? Is this why we made our glorious return to the OOWF, to be totally disrespected by being in the ring with trash like Beer Money and Banned From Everywhere?
In case you’ve forgotten, my name is Alexander Darling and I have accomplished everything in the OOWF I wanted. I am a first ballot hall of famer, I have held every title in this company numerous times. My sister may not have won as many titles, but she is every bit as talented as I am, and on top of ALL that, we are Darlings, and we DEMAND respect.
<Alex hops off the apron and paces for a moment, then speaks again>
To those of you in the back, you DO know that we have standing offers from every major promotion in the world, New Japan, Ring of Honor, AAA, WWE, hell Cody and the Bucks even wanted us for All In. The point is, we could go anywhere we wanted and be treated like……well…..Royalty <crowd boos the mention of Royalty, Alex just shakes his head> Of course you inbred hicks would boo the greatest collection of talent this fed has ever seen.
So, why did we come back? There’s nothing left to achieve, there’s nothing we haven’t done. There’s no one we haven’t beaten. We have standing offers all over the world, so……..why?
<Alex leans on the ropes and snarls at the camera>
One reason. Moosehead Jack <crowd boos him too, Alex just laughs> you boo him now, but Moosehead Jack represents each……and ever……one of you. You know, they say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. That’s not true. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing you morons that he is a good wrestler. <surprising boos for this>Oh yeah? You’re booing me calling Moosehead Jack a shitty wrestler? Hey Jack, sounds like you are winning the folks over, which I always knew you would because you are a fraud, and the morons who sit in this crowd just LOVE frauds, don’t you?
<more boos>
So, I decided to come back to prove once and for all that Moosehead Jack is a complete and total fraud. Jack……..you have caused enough pain and bullshit in my life to last a thousand lifetimes. You ruined my marriage, you took my father’s blood money to try to force me out of wrestling, I’ve wasted half my career fighting you, and at New Years Evil 12…….all that ends. I am going to beat you bloody and pin you one, two, three right in the middle of the ring, and there’s not a fucking thing you can do to stop me.
But that is in three months. Right now, I want to focus on Hell on Earth. Stan Fulton and Matt Folz <shaking his head and laughing> congratulations boys, you struggled against a makeshift team. Well done. This is what I am demanding at Hell on Earth, IF you two are still somehow champions after this week, we want you. Saints of Sinners against The Darlings, Hell in the Cell. When we win, we get the titles. If you somehow win, Lexie and I won’t get another tag title shot as long as you two hold the gold. I am not asking, I am not requesting, I am not hoping for the shot, I am demanding it, and remember this, when a Darling wants something, we get what we want, cause we’re Darlings and you? You’re just not.
Alex drops the mic and the crowd boos as they head to the back.
WINNERS – No match
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ECOSYSTEM
Moosehead Jack comes out first, but that's not the story here. The story is that Junichiro "Ecosystem" Muyo is coming out to what is perhaps the most important match of his life, to date. He even has some cheers from the fans, which kind of takes him by surprise but he shakes it off. Moose glowers at him from his corner, and doesn't initially move. Eco cautiously walks up to him, and when he gets JUST close enough, Moose charges and drives him back across the ring in the far corner's ringpost. Eco gets the wind knocked out of him, but still manages to drive elbows to the back Moose's neck, and that makes Moose retreat. Instead of celebrating or rolling out to take a rest or any of the other stuff he usually does, Ecosystem goes on the attack himself now, with a series of armdrags into armbars, that seems to have taken Moose by surprise. Not for long go, as Moose counters, flipping Ecosystem over, and trying to lock in the Ji-endo to end this early. No such luck, though, as Eco frees himself and hits the ropes and then a dropkick to Moose's jaw as Moose was getting to his feet.
Meanwhile, Firewoman has come down to the announce table.
Russ: To what do we owe this pleasure, Madame Commissioner?
Fire: Just making sure everyone is following the rules.
Razz: You?
Fire glares at Razz and we get back to the action in the ring, and while both combatants are following the rules, in general, they are still going right up to that line, as there is no love loss and quite a bit of history to "work out." And that they do, as they whip each other into ring posts, drop each other on their heads, and in general show everyone involved why they are who they are.
Russ: I've not seen Ecosystem this fired up in years.
Razz: I guess trying to regain your company is good motivation.
Ecosystem throws Moose to the ropes and then charges in. Moose drops down with the top rope and Ecosystem goes sailing over. Moose grins, hits the far ropes himself for momentum, and dives through the ropes onto Ecosystem and the floor. Fire jumps to her feet with concern, but otherwise stays put. Moose gets to his feet first and looks under the ring apron. Ecosystem then comes up and sort of staggers towards the steps, since there is a count happening. Moose comes up with a chair from under the ring and stalks Ecosystem, who appears to not notice. Moose slides into the ring from the other side, and gets ready to light Ecosystem up with the chair, but as Eco climbs in and Moose starts to swing, he can't....because Firewoman has jumped into the ring, and is holding the chair! He turns and growls at her, swinging at her instead, but she uses the momentum to rip the chair out of his hands. The referee asks his boss nicely to leave and she does, with the chair. Moose glares at her and turns around....only to come face to face with a recovered Ecosystem who quickly takes the opportunity to hit the ENDGAME~! He quickly covers for the pin and one, two, THREE~!
WINNER in 15:57 – Ecosystem
Eco bails out of the ring and celebrates with Fire and the fans. The fans start chanting “C-E-O! C-E-O!” And Eco grins and Fire urges them on. Inside the ring, Moose seethes. Fire waves good bye to her brother and she and Juni head up the ramp.
SHIZURU & SHANNON MANN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
Banned From Everywhere is announced and makes their way to the ring to the joy of the crowd. People slap hands with Bill and Justin as they walk by and the boys pose for selfies along the way. As they get to the ring and climb onto the apron, Shizuru and Shannon emerge from beneath the ring and attack!
Shizuru goes right after Bill and sprays him with GREEN MIST! Bill falls to his knees and howls in pain, Shizuru sends him to the floor with a stiff kick to the face. Shannon and Justin are trading punches, Shizuru slips behind Justin and LEVELS him with an enzuguri to the back of the head. Shannon grabs Justin’s arms and cuffs them around the ring post, then hits a CURB STOMP driving Justin’s face into the steel ring post!
Shizuru throws Bill into the ring and goes all Abdullah the Butcher on him. He pulls a metal shiv wrapped in tape from his tights, pulls Bill to his knees then tilts his head back and repeatedly goughes his forehead with the blade! Bill’s face is now completely obscured by blood and green mist. The referee tries to intervene, but Shannon comes in and shoves him down and kicks him out of the ring. Shizuru pulls Bill to his feet and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Shannon pulls Bill up next and locks him in the VEX VICE! While she pulls back on Bill’s head, Shizuru lands repeated stiff kicks to the back of his head.
Russ: GOOD GAWD! GET SOMEONE OUT HERE BEFORE THEY KILL BILL!
Razz: Even I think this is going too far! Bill is essentially out cold here!
Russ: IT SAYS WRESTLING ON THE MARQUEE, NOT ATTEMPTED MURDER![/b]
Shannon breaks the hold and Shizuru gets three chairs from ringside. They put one under Bill’s head and raise the other two for a CON-CHAIR-TO when Ecosystem and Firewoman hit the ring with weapons of their own. Shizuru and Shannon beat a hasty retreat and Fire and Eco follow them to the back leaving BFE. Before the medics can make it to the ring, Skurge and SYB walk out. SYB is carrying a pair of bolt cutters. They walk up to Justin and cut the cuffs from him, help him to his feet and help him into the ring, which draws cheers from the crowd. They follow and help Bill, who is barely conscious, to his feet. As Bill stands, with the help of Justin, suddenly Skurge grabs Justin and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER while SYB hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE on Bill, then grabs the chair and slams it across his face! Skurge has a mic
So it’s come to this. Round and round we go. Now, it seems OOWF Creative has nothing for us. Week after week we are put in meaningless matches against you two or the Darlings. Well, the Darlings have made their plans for Hell on Earth well known, so now, we are going to make our demands. We want you two clowns in a Loser Leaves the OOWF match. That way, once we win, we won’t have to deal with shitstains like you anymore, and we can get a fair chance at the world tag team titles. That is, if creative thinks we are good enough for their precious titles
Skurge drops the mic as medics get to Bill and Justin. They stand over BFE for a moment and raise their hands in victory, which the crowd boos the shit out of, and head to the back.
WINNER by DQ in :10 – Banned From Everywhere
FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO
As soon as the bell rings the two of them tear into one another. These long time foes know one another well so we get a lot of counters and reversals from the former best friends. Fire charges into the corner, but Mai moves, Fire stops herself from slamming into the corner, then grabs Mai and hits a STUNNER! Mai hits the mat and rolls out of the ring, Fire springs over the top rope and hammers her with punches to the face, then pulls her up and rolls her back into the ring. Fire traps Mai in a real Walls of Jericho, dropping her knee on the back of Mai’s head. The referee asks Mai if she wants to quit, but she refuses. Mai uses her tremendous leg strength to power out of the move and flip Fire to the mat. Fire is up quickly and catches Mai with a drop kick to the face as she gets to her knees. Mai slams to the mat and Fire covers, but Mai is out at one. Fire grabs an armbar and keeps Mai on the mat.
Fire works the arm keeping Mai on the mat for what seems like forever. Fire attempts a Fujiwara arm bar, but Mai gets to her feet and gets several two counts while Fire fights to get Mai back on the mat. Fire finally breaks the hold and spins to her feet, she ducks a spinning heel kick from Mai, but not the clothesline that follows. Mai grabs Fire and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a back elbow right to the jaw. Fire staggers and Mai grabs her from behind and hits a trio of German suplexes, the last one being a release that sees Fire land hard on the back of her neck. Mai doesn’t cover, instead she goes to the top rope and waits for a dazed Fire to get up, as she stands Mai leaps and takes Fire to the mat with a bulldog! Mai rolls Fire over and covers, but Fire kicks out at two and ninety-nine one hundredths. Mai snaps at the referee then pulls Fire to her feet and throws her out of the ring to the floor.
Mai turns and argues with the referee, while that is happening, Moose races down to the ring, kick Fire in the gut as she stands and DROPS her with a DDT on the concrete floor! Moose pulls Fire up and rolls her into the ring. Moose heads back up the ramp, where he is met by a charging Eco. Eco and Moose tear into one another with punches, while that is going on, Mai turns and grabs a barely conscious Firewoman and locks her in the ji-endo! The referee checks on Fire waiting for her to tap, but she refuses. Finally Fire goes limp, the referee raises her arm three times, and it drops three times. The referee calls for the bell just as Eco breaks away and slides into the ring.
WINNER via submission in 25:53 – Mai Muyo
Eco pleads his case with the referee trying to explain that Moose attacked Fire outside the ring. While he does that, Moose recovers and hits the ring, Mai grabs her brother and hits a spinning heel kick to the side of the head, Eco staggers right into Moose who lifts Eco and hits the GTSF! Eco is OUT! Mai and Moose remain in the ring and spread their arms in the Christ pose while the fans litter the ring with litter. Finally, a heavily bandaged Banned From Everywhere race to the ring with weapons. Mai and Moose bail out. They are quickly joined by Shizuru and Shannon. The Saints and Shannon start toward the ring, but Bill and Justin manage to get Fire and Eco on their feet, though they are still mostly out of it. The Saints decide to fight another day and retreat to the locker room.
ZED & STANK vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Whoever Scores the Win, Wins the Title
Russ: As you know, the rules of this match were changed by GM the Danny earlier this week. Zed’s intercontinental title is on the line in this match, whoever scores the pin fall or gets the submission, wins the title
Razz: I gotta say Russ, this really isn’t fair to Zed. I mean, Stank is a multiple time intercontinental champion, obviously he wants the strap, and so do Kylie and Bridget, who can you trust in this match?
Russ: Much like the rest of the OOWF, I would assume, trust no one
Both teams are announced and make their way to the ring to the reactions you would expect. The crowd boos the shit out of Stank and Zed, and cheer the hell out of Bridget and Kylie, with more and more Josie posters popping up. As Kylie climbs to the middle rope and raises her hands another JO-SIE, JO-SIE, JO-SIE chant starts up. The bell rings and Bridget and Zed start things off.
What you get here is a bit of a surprise and shows how much each team has grown as a tag team. Neither team keeps the advantage for long and we get numerous quick tags and double teams.
Russ: You know, I would say either of these teams could challenge the Saints of Sinners for the OOWF world tag team titles!
Razz: I don’t know if I would go that far just yet, but this is one hell of a tag match!
Bridget and Kylie get Zed on their side of the ring and keep him there. Kylie traps Zed in a figure four and stays close enough to her corner that she can tag in Bridget just before Zed can reach the ropes for the break. Bridget comes in and drags Zed away from the ropes and locks him in the STF. Zed howls in pain and starts to fight toward the ropes but Bridget turns him away from the ropes to the middle of the ring, so Stank comes in and frees his partner with a kick to Bridget’s face.
Razz: See, THAT is where Zed and Stank have the advantage. Bridget and Kylie have very little tag experience, Zed too, but Stank is one of the most decorated tag team wrestlers in OOWF history. That kind of experience matters Russ
Russ: There is no denying Stank’s pedigree in tag wrestling, but I gotta say, Kylie and Bridget have come together far better than I ever thought they could
Zed makes the tag and he and Stank take over the match, keeping Bridget on their side of the ring. They use their own quick tags to keep the fresh man in and keep Bridget in trouble. At one point Stank tags in Zed, then lifts Bridget about halfway for a powerbomb. Zed leaps off the top rope and drops a leg across Bridget’s chest driving her to the mat. Zed covers, but……..Stank pulls him off at the two? While Zed stands there confused, Stank falls on Bridget and covers, but Zed pulls him off at two. The two go nose to nose with Stank relaying the message that he would ALSO like to win that IC title. While this is going on, Bridget makes it to her corner and makes the tag. Kylie comes in and grabs Stank and Zed and hits a double noggin knocker that sends Stank out of the ring.
Kylie grabs a stunned Zed and hits a FLORIDA KEY! She has Zed down for what would have been a clear three count, but we see Bridget talking to the referee about something, by the time he turns around and starts the count, Zed is able to kick out at two. Kylie gets to her feet and looks at Bridget questioningly, Bridget shrugs and tags herself in and rolls Zed into a small package, Kylie sees this and rolls them in another direction to break the pin. Soon enough, Bridget jumps to her feet and confronts Kylie while Stank comes back into the ring and continues his dispute with Zed.
Russ: We seem to have a breakdown in communication right now
Razz: No one wants to give up the pin, can you blame them?
Russ: No, but this is getting a bit heated…….[/b]
Inside the ring both teams start arguing more fiercely. Bridget shoves Kylie who stumbles backward into Zed. Zed turns around and begins fighting with Kylie, Bridget tries to jump in and that brings Stank back to the defense of his partner. As things breaks down and the referee is struggling to maintain control, Zed slips behind Kylie and rolls her up with his feet on the ropes AND a handful of tights! Bridget and Stank are too busy fighting to see it until it is too late, the referee turns around and doesn’t see the feet on the ropes or tights and makes the three count! Zed retains!
WINNER in 39:47 and STILL Intercontinental Champion – Zed
Stank quickly bails out and he and Zed argue their way up the ramp/. Inside the ring Kylie and Bridget look like they are about to come to blows, then things calm down and they hug in the middle of the ring, and the crowd explodes for that. Both Kylie and Bridget are clearly not happy until Vic comes out to the top of the ramp. Zed and Stank stop halfway up the ramp.
Vic – I gotta say, that was one hell of a match right there. But you know what? I am still not completely sold that Zed can keep that title, all of you deserve a fair shot at the title, so what we are going to do at Hell on Earth is quite simple. At Hell On Earth, Zed will defend his Intercontinental title against Stank, Kylie Mignolio AND Bridget O’Malley!
Vic drops the mic and walks away, Zed is clearly NOT happy about this at all. He storms to the back, Stank follows behind him with a smirk on his face. Inside the ring, Kylie and Bridget look at one another, then shake hands, as in, may the best woman win. The crowd approves of that, and they head to the back.
JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Mac and Jack are introduced first – separately – and make their way to the ring. Once in the ring they play to the crowd and then huddle in the corner waiting for their opponents. Their music plays and Stan and Matt come out from the back – the OOWF World Tag Team champions, the Saints of Sinners. They make their way to the ring and step between the ropes and they are nearly booed out of the building. As the referee calls for the bell, Stan darts across the ring and attacks Bullet from behind! He traps Jack in the corner and hits repeated elbows to the side of Bullet’s head, then grabs him by the hair and lands repeated headbutts to the face. Jack staggers out of the corner, Stan charges out and turns him inside out with a clothesline. Fulton gives Bullet no rest, he pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a perfect belly to belly suplex. Fulton covers, but Mac comes in to break it up.
Fulton tags Folz in and he comes in and keeps Bullet on the mat with a variety of leg locks. Fulton and Folz work over Bullet’s knee, trapping him in several submission moves. Jack repeatedly has to make it to the ropes to force the break
Razz: Ya know, Russ, maybe I am reading too much into this, but Mac certainly doesn’t seem like he is in a hurry to save his partner
Russ: I feel fairly certain Mac Flasher would not sell out his partner
Razz: I mean……they face one another at Hell on Earth on Sunday, if Bullet has a bad wheel going into the match, that works to Mac’s advantage!
Folz goes for a figure four, but Bullet grabs him in an inside cradle for a two count. Folz kicks out and tags in Fulton. As Bullet tries to crawl to his corner, Stan drops a hard elbow across the small of Bullet’s back, then grabs him in a sort of sharpshooter, but not exactly (I saw it on NXT but I don’t remember what it’s called and it’s four am so I am not looking it up) Bullet howls in pain and tries to drag his way to his corner. Mac starts stomping on the mat and clapping, getting the crowd fired up. Bullet inches his way closer and closer, but Stan breaks the hold and drags Bullet back across the ring. Fulton tries a leg drop, but misses! Folz comes into the ring as Bullet gets to his feet and tries to lift him for an angle slam, but Bullet slips free, when Folz turns around Bullet POPS him with a superkick! Folz falls out of the ring, Bullet turns and dives into his corner and makes the tag JUST as Fulton was about to grab him!
The crowd EXPLODES as Mac comes into the ring and drops Fulton with a drop kick to the jaw. Folz is back on the apron and Mac nails him with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to the floor. As Stan stand up, Mac charges and hits a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Fulton’s head snaps back, but he doesn’t quite go down. As Fulton tries to get his balance back, Mac heads to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick that drops Stan! Mac covers, but Fulton powers out. Mac jumps to his feet and tags in Bullet, who had just got to his feet in the corner. Bullet stares at Mac in disbelief, then steps into the ring. Bullet grabs Fulton and sends him to the ropes and catches him with an impressive powerslam on the rebound. Bullet covers, but Stan kicks out at two. Bullet gets to his feet and immediately tags in Mac…….rather hard.
Mac slowly steps into the ring and stares at Bullet. Bullet doesn’t even look at him, he just leaves the ring. While this is going on, Fulton tags in Folz. Folz charges across the ring at Mac, Bullet tries to warn him, but Mac turns around too late and catches a Folz knee to the jaw! Mac is staggered, Folz grabs him and hits a snap suplex, then pulls him to his feet, and DRIVES him to the mat, trapping Mac in a CROSSFACE! Mac howls in pain, and interestingly enough, Bullet remains on the apron, not moving an inch to help his partner, instead he flexes his knee and winces in pain.
The fans cheer Mac on, which Bullet eventually gets into it stomping – on his good knee – and clapping along with the crowd. Mac finally manages to drag himself to the ropes to force the break. Folz breaks, then grabs Mac around the waist, pulls him up and hits a release German suplex. Mac lands hard and Folz rolls him up, but only gets a two count. Mac just barely kicks out and slams the mat in frustration. He yells something to the corner, but is quickly cut off by Folz who grabs him by the hair, spins him around and rocks him back on his heels with a European uppercut. Mac staggers back into the corner and Folz charges, but Mac moves out of the way. Folz slams chest first into the corner and staggers backward, Mac grabs him and hits the FLASH DRIVE and covers, but Fulton breaks up the count at two. Mac gets to his feet and tags Bullet, REALLY hard this time. Bullet stares at Mac for a moment, then gets into the ring and pulls Folz to their corner. Bullet lifts Folz and hits an ALABAMA SLAM, but Folz kicks out at two.
Mac and Jack dominate for the next few minutes, but they tag one another in increasingly hard each time.
Russ: I don’t like the way this is going for Jack and Mac. These two are definitely NOT on the same page
Razz: I told ya Russ! They fight in just a few days for the greatest prize in wrestling. They may be tag partners, but these two CLEARLY do not trust one another.
Folz finally fights to his feet and he and Mac trade punches. Mac gets the better of the exchange, but before he can finish Folz off, Bullet reaches out and tags himself in! Mac is none too happy about THAT! Bullet lands the final punch on Folz, dropping him to his knees. As this is happening, Fulton steps into the ring, Mac walks down the apron to yell at the referee to keep Fulton out of the ring. As he is doing his, Bullet goes for the KILLSWITCH, but Folz shoves him off and he SLAMS into Mac head to head! Mac flies off the apron and slams into the guardrail. Bullet staggers back, Folz reaches out and tags in Fulton, then grabs Bullet and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM just as Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE! Fulton hooks the leg, one……two…….THREE! The champs retain!
WINNERS in 45:07 – and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Saints of Sinners
The referee hands the Saints their titles as Mac gets back into the ring. He helps Bullet to his feet, then the two of them go nose to nose arguing. The Saints stand back and watch, having a good laugh at this. Finally Mac and Bullet erupt into punches and the fight is on! While Fulton and Folz are standing there, Bridget and Kylie run in to pull Jack and Mac apart. This brings out Stank and Zed, who attack Bridget and Kylie. Fulton and Folz attack Bridget and Kylie and the Saints and Zed beat down Bridget and Kylie while Mac and Bullet go back to fighting. Banned From Everywhere come to the ring to back up Kylie and Bridget, which also brings out Fire and Eco. The ring explodes in violence now. Beer Money comes down to attack BFE, while Shannon and Shizuru come down to defend the Saints. Moose and Mai follow and now it looks like a battle royal! The Darling show up at ringside and pull Fulton and Folz out of the ring and they brawl around ringside. They fight up the ramp and the ring mostly empties except for Shannon and Shizuru fighting with Kylie and Fire. Moose climbs on the apron and attacks Fire from behind, and tries to throw her out of the ring, but Fire reverses it then dives out of the ring onto Fire. Kylie bails on beating down Shizuru and leaves the ring to save Bridget from a double team by Zed and Stank when suddenly the lights go out.
The lights remain out for a few seconds, when lights come back on, it is a blood red color and we see Ghosthead, wearing a neck brace from the attack by Shizuru and Shannon, standing there with a chair. Shizuru shoves Shannon out of the way and takes an absolutely murderous chair shot to the head. Shizuru falls to the mat unconscious. Shannon attacks her husband with punches to the face, he shoves her away, then hits the ropes and lands a roaring elbow to her jaw. Shannon falls and Ghost stands over her with the chair as the crowd roars. Ghost tosses the chair aside, pulls Shannon to her feet and hits her with the HORROR DRIVER! Ghost gets to his feet and stands over Shannon and Shizuru and slowly raises his arms again, as he brings him down, the lights go out, ala Undertaker, when they come back on, the fight is still going on outside the ring, but Ghost is gone.
Finally security, police, the PHWF roster and others that are clearly local workers flood the ring. We hear the police threatening people with pepper spray. The scene is damn near a riot as things are being thrown into the ring and fans are trying to get at some of the wrestlers. Just as we are on the scale of a full on riot, the two sides are separated and slowly herded to the back. As the show ends, we hear the announcer say
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Live! From Richmond, Virginia
September 26, 2018
THE DARLINGS vs. BEER MONEY
Beer Money is announced and make their way to the ring. They come out alone, without the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. SYB and Skurge seem to be all business tonight. The Darlings music plays, and nothing. Everyone watches the ramp expecting a Darling appearance, but they never come. Instead, Alex and Alexis come through the crowd and slip into the ring and attack Beer Money from behind. Darling hits a Darling Driver on Skurge, while Lexie destroys SYB with a BITCH KILLER! They throw the two of them out of the ring, Alex gets a mic and sits on the top rope.
Is this what we came back for? Is this why we made our glorious return to the OOWF, to be totally disrespected by being in the ring with trash like Beer Money and Banned From Everywhere?
In case you’ve forgotten, my name is Alexander Darling and I have accomplished everything in the OOWF I wanted. I am a first ballot hall of famer, I have held every title in this company numerous times. My sister may not have won as many titles, but she is every bit as talented as I am, and on top of ALL that, we are Darlings, and we DEMAND respect.
<Alex hops off the apron and paces for a moment, then speaks again>
To those of you in the back, you DO know that we have standing offers from every major promotion in the world, New Japan, Ring of Honor, AAA, WWE, hell Cody and the Bucks even wanted us for All In. The point is, we could go anywhere we wanted and be treated like……well…..Royalty <crowd boos the mention of Royalty, Alex just shakes his head> Of course you inbred hicks would boo the greatest collection of talent this fed has ever seen.
So, why did we come back? There’s nothing left to achieve, there’s nothing we haven’t done. There’s no one we haven’t beaten. We have standing offers all over the world, so……..why?
<Alex leans on the ropes and snarls at the camera>
One reason. Moosehead Jack <crowd boos him too, Alex just laughs> you boo him now, but Moosehead Jack represents each……and ever……one of you. You know, they say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. That’s not true. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing you morons that he is a good wrestler. <surprising boos for this>Oh yeah? You’re booing me calling Moosehead Jack a shitty wrestler? Hey Jack, sounds like you are winning the folks over, which I always knew you would because you are a fraud, and the morons who sit in this crowd just LOVE frauds, don’t you?
<more boos>
So, I decided to come back to prove once and for all that Moosehead Jack is a complete and total fraud. Jack……..you have caused enough pain and bullshit in my life to last a thousand lifetimes. You ruined my marriage, you took my father’s blood money to try to force me out of wrestling, I’ve wasted half my career fighting you, and at New Years Evil 12…….all that ends. I am going to beat you bloody and pin you one, two, three right in the middle of the ring, and there’s not a fucking thing you can do to stop me.
But that is in three months. Right now, I want to focus on Hell on Earth. Stan Fulton and Matt Folz <shaking his head and laughing> congratulations boys, you struggled against a makeshift team. Well done. This is what I am demanding at Hell on Earth, IF you two are still somehow champions after this week, we want you. Saints of Sinners against The Darlings, Hell in the Cell. When we win, we get the titles. If you somehow win, Lexie and I won’t get another tag title shot as long as you two hold the gold. I am not asking, I am not requesting, I am not hoping for the shot, I am demanding it, and remember this, when a Darling wants something, we get what we want, cause we’re Darlings and you? You’re just not.
Alex drops the mic and the crowd boos as they head to the back.
WINNERS – No match
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ECOSYSTEM
Moosehead Jack comes out first, but that's not the story here. The story is that Junichiro "Ecosystem" Muyo is coming out to what is perhaps the most important match of his life, to date. He even has some cheers from the fans, which kind of takes him by surprise but he shakes it off. Moose glowers at him from his corner, and doesn't initially move. Eco cautiously walks up to him, and when he gets JUST close enough, Moose charges and drives him back across the ring in the far corner's ringpost. Eco gets the wind knocked out of him, but still manages to drive elbows to the back Moose's neck, and that makes Moose retreat. Instead of celebrating or rolling out to take a rest or any of the other stuff he usually does, Ecosystem goes on the attack himself now, with a series of armdrags into armbars, that seems to have taken Moose by surprise. Not for long go, as Moose counters, flipping Ecosystem over, and trying to lock in the Ji-endo to end this early. No such luck, though, as Eco frees himself and hits the ropes and then a dropkick to Moose's jaw as Moose was getting to his feet.
Meanwhile, Firewoman has come down to the announce table.
Russ: To what do we owe this pleasure, Madame Commissioner?
Fire: Just making sure everyone is following the rules.
Razz: You?
Fire glares at Razz and we get back to the action in the ring, and while both combatants are following the rules, in general, they are still going right up to that line, as there is no love loss and quite a bit of history to "work out." And that they do, as they whip each other into ring posts, drop each other on their heads, and in general show everyone involved why they are who they are.
Russ: I've not seen Ecosystem this fired up in years.
Razz: I guess trying to regain your company is good motivation.
Ecosystem throws Moose to the ropes and then charges in. Moose drops down with the top rope and Ecosystem goes sailing over. Moose grins, hits the far ropes himself for momentum, and dives through the ropes onto Ecosystem and the floor. Fire jumps to her feet with concern, but otherwise stays put. Moose gets to his feet first and looks under the ring apron. Ecosystem then comes up and sort of staggers towards the steps, since there is a count happening. Moose comes up with a chair from under the ring and stalks Ecosystem, who appears to not notice. Moose slides into the ring from the other side, and gets ready to light Ecosystem up with the chair, but as Eco climbs in and Moose starts to swing, he can't....because Firewoman has jumped into the ring, and is holding the chair! He turns and growls at her, swinging at her instead, but she uses the momentum to rip the chair out of his hands. The referee asks his boss nicely to leave and she does, with the chair. Moose glares at her and turns around....only to come face to face with a recovered Ecosystem who quickly takes the opportunity to hit the ENDGAME~! He quickly covers for the pin and one, two, THREE~!
WINNER in 15:57 – Ecosystem
Eco bails out of the ring and celebrates with Fire and the fans. The fans start chanting “C-E-O! C-E-O!” And Eco grins and Fire urges them on. Inside the ring, Moose seethes. Fire waves good bye to her brother and she and Juni head up the ramp.
SHIZURU & SHANNON MANN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
Banned From Everywhere is announced and makes their way to the ring to the joy of the crowd. People slap hands with Bill and Justin as they walk by and the boys pose for selfies along the way. As they get to the ring and climb onto the apron, Shizuru and Shannon emerge from beneath the ring and attack!
Shizuru goes right after Bill and sprays him with GREEN MIST! Bill falls to his knees and howls in pain, Shizuru sends him to the floor with a stiff kick to the face. Shannon and Justin are trading punches, Shizuru slips behind Justin and LEVELS him with an enzuguri to the back of the head. Shannon grabs Justin’s arms and cuffs them around the ring post, then hits a CURB STOMP driving Justin’s face into the steel ring post!
Shizuru throws Bill into the ring and goes all Abdullah the Butcher on him. He pulls a metal shiv wrapped in tape from his tights, pulls Bill to his knees then tilts his head back and repeatedly goughes his forehead with the blade! Bill’s face is now completely obscured by blood and green mist. The referee tries to intervene, but Shannon comes in and shoves him down and kicks him out of the ring. Shizuru pulls Bill to his feet and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Shannon pulls Bill up next and locks him in the VEX VICE! While she pulls back on Bill’s head, Shizuru lands repeated stiff kicks to the back of his head.
Russ: GOOD GAWD! GET SOMEONE OUT HERE BEFORE THEY KILL BILL!
Razz: Even I think this is going too far! Bill is essentially out cold here!
Russ: IT SAYS WRESTLING ON THE MARQUEE, NOT ATTEMPTED MURDER![/b]
Shannon breaks the hold and Shizuru gets three chairs from ringside. They put one under Bill’s head and raise the other two for a CON-CHAIR-TO when Ecosystem and Firewoman hit the ring with weapons of their own. Shizuru and Shannon beat a hasty retreat and Fire and Eco follow them to the back leaving BFE. Before the medics can make it to the ring, Skurge and SYB walk out. SYB is carrying a pair of bolt cutters. They walk up to Justin and cut the cuffs from him, help him to his feet and help him into the ring, which draws cheers from the crowd. They follow and help Bill, who is barely conscious, to his feet. As Bill stands, with the help of Justin, suddenly Skurge grabs Justin and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER while SYB hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE on Bill, then grabs the chair and slams it across his face! Skurge has a mic
So it’s come to this. Round and round we go. Now, it seems OOWF Creative has nothing for us. Week after week we are put in meaningless matches against you two or the Darlings. Well, the Darlings have made their plans for Hell on Earth well known, so now, we are going to make our demands. We want you two clowns in a Loser Leaves the OOWF match. That way, once we win, we won’t have to deal with shitstains like you anymore, and we can get a fair chance at the world tag team titles. That is, if creative thinks we are good enough for their precious titles
Skurge drops the mic as medics get to Bill and Justin. They stand over BFE for a moment and raise their hands in victory, which the crowd boos the shit out of, and head to the back.
WINNER by DQ in :10 – Banned From Everywhere
FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO
As soon as the bell rings the two of them tear into one another. These long time foes know one another well so we get a lot of counters and reversals from the former best friends. Fire charges into the corner, but Mai moves, Fire stops herself from slamming into the corner, then grabs Mai and hits a STUNNER! Mai hits the mat and rolls out of the ring, Fire springs over the top rope and hammers her with punches to the face, then pulls her up and rolls her back into the ring. Fire traps Mai in a real Walls of Jericho, dropping her knee on the back of Mai’s head. The referee asks Mai if she wants to quit, but she refuses. Mai uses her tremendous leg strength to power out of the move and flip Fire to the mat. Fire is up quickly and catches Mai with a drop kick to the face as she gets to her knees. Mai slams to the mat and Fire covers, but Mai is out at one. Fire grabs an armbar and keeps Mai on the mat.
Fire works the arm keeping Mai on the mat for what seems like forever. Fire attempts a Fujiwara arm bar, but Mai gets to her feet and gets several two counts while Fire fights to get Mai back on the mat. Fire finally breaks the hold and spins to her feet, she ducks a spinning heel kick from Mai, but not the clothesline that follows. Mai grabs Fire and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a back elbow right to the jaw. Fire staggers and Mai grabs her from behind and hits a trio of German suplexes, the last one being a release that sees Fire land hard on the back of her neck. Mai doesn’t cover, instead she goes to the top rope and waits for a dazed Fire to get up, as she stands Mai leaps and takes Fire to the mat with a bulldog! Mai rolls Fire over and covers, but Fire kicks out at two and ninety-nine one hundredths. Mai snaps at the referee then pulls Fire to her feet and throws her out of the ring to the floor.
Mai turns and argues with the referee, while that is happening, Moose races down to the ring, kick Fire in the gut as she stands and DROPS her with a DDT on the concrete floor! Moose pulls Fire up and rolls her into the ring. Moose heads back up the ramp, where he is met by a charging Eco. Eco and Moose tear into one another with punches, while that is going on, Mai turns and grabs a barely conscious Firewoman and locks her in the ji-endo! The referee checks on Fire waiting for her to tap, but she refuses. Finally Fire goes limp, the referee raises her arm three times, and it drops three times. The referee calls for the bell just as Eco breaks away and slides into the ring.
WINNER via submission in 25:53 – Mai Muyo
Eco pleads his case with the referee trying to explain that Moose attacked Fire outside the ring. While he does that, Moose recovers and hits the ring, Mai grabs her brother and hits a spinning heel kick to the side of the head, Eco staggers right into Moose who lifts Eco and hits the GTSF! Eco is OUT! Mai and Moose remain in the ring and spread their arms in the Christ pose while the fans litter the ring with litter. Finally, a heavily bandaged Banned From Everywhere race to the ring with weapons. Mai and Moose bail out. They are quickly joined by Shizuru and Shannon. The Saints and Shannon start toward the ring, but Bill and Justin manage to get Fire and Eco on their feet, though they are still mostly out of it. The Saints decide to fight another day and retreat to the locker room.
ZED & STANK vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Whoever Scores the Win, Wins the Title
Russ: As you know, the rules of this match were changed by GM the Danny earlier this week. Zed’s intercontinental title is on the line in this match, whoever scores the pin fall or gets the submission, wins the title
Razz: I gotta say Russ, this really isn’t fair to Zed. I mean, Stank is a multiple time intercontinental champion, obviously he wants the strap, and so do Kylie and Bridget, who can you trust in this match?
Russ: Much like the rest of the OOWF, I would assume, trust no one
Both teams are announced and make their way to the ring to the reactions you would expect. The crowd boos the shit out of Stank and Zed, and cheer the hell out of Bridget and Kylie, with more and more Josie posters popping up. As Kylie climbs to the middle rope and raises her hands another JO-SIE, JO-SIE, JO-SIE chant starts up. The bell rings and Bridget and Zed start things off.
What you get here is a bit of a surprise and shows how much each team has grown as a tag team. Neither team keeps the advantage for long and we get numerous quick tags and double teams.
Russ: You know, I would say either of these teams could challenge the Saints of Sinners for the OOWF world tag team titles!
Razz: I don’t know if I would go that far just yet, but this is one hell of a tag match!
Bridget and Kylie get Zed on their side of the ring and keep him there. Kylie traps Zed in a figure four and stays close enough to her corner that she can tag in Bridget just before Zed can reach the ropes for the break. Bridget comes in and drags Zed away from the ropes and locks him in the STF. Zed howls in pain and starts to fight toward the ropes but Bridget turns him away from the ropes to the middle of the ring, so Stank comes in and frees his partner with a kick to Bridget’s face.
Razz: See, THAT is where Zed and Stank have the advantage. Bridget and Kylie have very little tag experience, Zed too, but Stank is one of the most decorated tag team wrestlers in OOWF history. That kind of experience matters Russ
Russ: There is no denying Stank’s pedigree in tag wrestling, but I gotta say, Kylie and Bridget have come together far better than I ever thought they could
Zed makes the tag and he and Stank take over the match, keeping Bridget on their side of the ring. They use their own quick tags to keep the fresh man in and keep Bridget in trouble. At one point Stank tags in Zed, then lifts Bridget about halfway for a powerbomb. Zed leaps off the top rope and drops a leg across Bridget’s chest driving her to the mat. Zed covers, but……..Stank pulls him off at the two? While Zed stands there confused, Stank falls on Bridget and covers, but Zed pulls him off at two. The two go nose to nose with Stank relaying the message that he would ALSO like to win that IC title. While this is going on, Bridget makes it to her corner and makes the tag. Kylie comes in and grabs Stank and Zed and hits a double noggin knocker that sends Stank out of the ring.
Kylie grabs a stunned Zed and hits a FLORIDA KEY! She has Zed down for what would have been a clear three count, but we see Bridget talking to the referee about something, by the time he turns around and starts the count, Zed is able to kick out at two. Kylie gets to her feet and looks at Bridget questioningly, Bridget shrugs and tags herself in and rolls Zed into a small package, Kylie sees this and rolls them in another direction to break the pin. Soon enough, Bridget jumps to her feet and confronts Kylie while Stank comes back into the ring and continues his dispute with Zed.
Russ: We seem to have a breakdown in communication right now
Razz: No one wants to give up the pin, can you blame them?
Russ: No, but this is getting a bit heated…….[/b]
Inside the ring both teams start arguing more fiercely. Bridget shoves Kylie who stumbles backward into Zed. Zed turns around and begins fighting with Kylie, Bridget tries to jump in and that brings Stank back to the defense of his partner. As things breaks down and the referee is struggling to maintain control, Zed slips behind Kylie and rolls her up with his feet on the ropes AND a handful of tights! Bridget and Stank are too busy fighting to see it until it is too late, the referee turns around and doesn’t see the feet on the ropes or tights and makes the three count! Zed retains!
WINNER in 39:47 and STILL Intercontinental Champion – Zed
Stank quickly bails out and he and Zed argue their way up the ramp/. Inside the ring Kylie and Bridget look like they are about to come to blows, then things calm down and they hug in the middle of the ring, and the crowd explodes for that. Both Kylie and Bridget are clearly not happy until Vic comes out to the top of the ramp. Zed and Stank stop halfway up the ramp.
Vic – I gotta say, that was one hell of a match right there. But you know what? I am still not completely sold that Zed can keep that title, all of you deserve a fair shot at the title, so what we are going to do at Hell on Earth is quite simple. At Hell On Earth, Zed will defend his Intercontinental title against Stank, Kylie Mignolio AND Bridget O’Malley!
Vic drops the mic and walks away, Zed is clearly NOT happy about this at all. He storms to the back, Stank follows behind him with a smirk on his face. Inside the ring, Kylie and Bridget look at one another, then shake hands, as in, may the best woman win. The crowd approves of that, and they head to the back.
JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Mac and Jack are introduced first – separately – and make their way to the ring. Once in the ring they play to the crowd and then huddle in the corner waiting for their opponents. Their music plays and Stan and Matt come out from the back – the OOWF World Tag Team champions, the Saints of Sinners. They make their way to the ring and step between the ropes and they are nearly booed out of the building. As the referee calls for the bell, Stan darts across the ring and attacks Bullet from behind! He traps Jack in the corner and hits repeated elbows to the side of Bullet’s head, then grabs him by the hair and lands repeated headbutts to the face. Jack staggers out of the corner, Stan charges out and turns him inside out with a clothesline. Fulton gives Bullet no rest, he pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a perfect belly to belly suplex. Fulton covers, but Mac comes in to break it up.
Fulton tags Folz in and he comes in and keeps Bullet on the mat with a variety of leg locks. Fulton and Folz work over Bullet’s knee, trapping him in several submission moves. Jack repeatedly has to make it to the ropes to force the break
Razz: Ya know, Russ, maybe I am reading too much into this, but Mac certainly doesn’t seem like he is in a hurry to save his partner
Russ: I feel fairly certain Mac Flasher would not sell out his partner
Razz: I mean……they face one another at Hell on Earth on Sunday, if Bullet has a bad wheel going into the match, that works to Mac’s advantage!
Folz goes for a figure four, but Bullet grabs him in an inside cradle for a two count. Folz kicks out and tags in Fulton. As Bullet tries to crawl to his corner, Stan drops a hard elbow across the small of Bullet’s back, then grabs him in a sort of sharpshooter, but not exactly (I saw it on NXT but I don’t remember what it’s called and it’s four am so I am not looking it up) Bullet howls in pain and tries to drag his way to his corner. Mac starts stomping on the mat and clapping, getting the crowd fired up. Bullet inches his way closer and closer, but Stan breaks the hold and drags Bullet back across the ring. Fulton tries a leg drop, but misses! Folz comes into the ring as Bullet gets to his feet and tries to lift him for an angle slam, but Bullet slips free, when Folz turns around Bullet POPS him with a superkick! Folz falls out of the ring, Bullet turns and dives into his corner and makes the tag JUST as Fulton was about to grab him!
The crowd EXPLODES as Mac comes into the ring and drops Fulton with a drop kick to the jaw. Folz is back on the apron and Mac nails him with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to the floor. As Stan stand up, Mac charges and hits a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Fulton’s head snaps back, but he doesn’t quite go down. As Fulton tries to get his balance back, Mac heads to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick that drops Stan! Mac covers, but Fulton powers out. Mac jumps to his feet and tags in Bullet, who had just got to his feet in the corner. Bullet stares at Mac in disbelief, then steps into the ring. Bullet grabs Fulton and sends him to the ropes and catches him with an impressive powerslam on the rebound. Bullet covers, but Stan kicks out at two. Bullet gets to his feet and immediately tags in Mac…….rather hard.
Mac slowly steps into the ring and stares at Bullet. Bullet doesn’t even look at him, he just leaves the ring. While this is going on, Fulton tags in Folz. Folz charges across the ring at Mac, Bullet tries to warn him, but Mac turns around too late and catches a Folz knee to the jaw! Mac is staggered, Folz grabs him and hits a snap suplex, then pulls him to his feet, and DRIVES him to the mat, trapping Mac in a CROSSFACE! Mac howls in pain, and interestingly enough, Bullet remains on the apron, not moving an inch to help his partner, instead he flexes his knee and winces in pain.
The fans cheer Mac on, which Bullet eventually gets into it stomping – on his good knee – and clapping along with the crowd. Mac finally manages to drag himself to the ropes to force the break. Folz breaks, then grabs Mac around the waist, pulls him up and hits a release German suplex. Mac lands hard and Folz rolls him up, but only gets a two count. Mac just barely kicks out and slams the mat in frustration. He yells something to the corner, but is quickly cut off by Folz who grabs him by the hair, spins him around and rocks him back on his heels with a European uppercut. Mac staggers back into the corner and Folz charges, but Mac moves out of the way. Folz slams chest first into the corner and staggers backward, Mac grabs him and hits the FLASH DRIVE and covers, but Fulton breaks up the count at two. Mac gets to his feet and tags Bullet, REALLY hard this time. Bullet stares at Mac for a moment, then gets into the ring and pulls Folz to their corner. Bullet lifts Folz and hits an ALABAMA SLAM, but Folz kicks out at two.
Mac and Jack dominate for the next few minutes, but they tag one another in increasingly hard each time.
Russ: I don’t like the way this is going for Jack and Mac. These two are definitely NOT on the same page
Razz: I told ya Russ! They fight in just a few days for the greatest prize in wrestling. They may be tag partners, but these two CLEARLY do not trust one another.
Folz finally fights to his feet and he and Mac trade punches. Mac gets the better of the exchange, but before he can finish Folz off, Bullet reaches out and tags himself in! Mac is none too happy about THAT! Bullet lands the final punch on Folz, dropping him to his knees. As this is happening, Fulton steps into the ring, Mac walks down the apron to yell at the referee to keep Fulton out of the ring. As he is doing his, Bullet goes for the KILLSWITCH, but Folz shoves him off and he SLAMS into Mac head to head! Mac flies off the apron and slams into the guardrail. Bullet staggers back, Folz reaches out and tags in Fulton, then grabs Bullet and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM just as Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE! Fulton hooks the leg, one……two…….THREE! The champs retain!
WINNERS in 45:07 – and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Saints of Sinners
The referee hands the Saints their titles as Mac gets back into the ring. He helps Bullet to his feet, then the two of them go nose to nose arguing. The Saints stand back and watch, having a good laugh at this. Finally Mac and Bullet erupt into punches and the fight is on! While Fulton and Folz are standing there, Bridget and Kylie run in to pull Jack and Mac apart. This brings out Stank and Zed, who attack Bridget and Kylie. Fulton and Folz attack Bridget and Kylie and the Saints and Zed beat down Bridget and Kylie while Mac and Bullet go back to fighting. Banned From Everywhere come to the ring to back up Kylie and Bridget, which also brings out Fire and Eco. The ring explodes in violence now. Beer Money comes down to attack BFE, while Shannon and Shizuru come down to defend the Saints. Moose and Mai follow and now it looks like a battle royal! The Darling show up at ringside and pull Fulton and Folz out of the ring and they brawl around ringside. They fight up the ramp and the ring mostly empties except for Shannon and Shizuru fighting with Kylie and Fire. Moose climbs on the apron and attacks Fire from behind, and tries to throw her out of the ring, but Fire reverses it then dives out of the ring onto Fire. Kylie bails on beating down Shizuru and leaves the ring to save Bridget from a double team by Zed and Stank when suddenly the lights go out.
The lights remain out for a few seconds, when lights come back on, it is a blood red color and we see Ghosthead, wearing a neck brace from the attack by Shizuru and Shannon, standing there with a chair. Shizuru shoves Shannon out of the way and takes an absolutely murderous chair shot to the head. Shizuru falls to the mat unconscious. Shannon attacks her husband with punches to the face, he shoves her away, then hits the ropes and lands a roaring elbow to her jaw. Shannon falls and Ghost stands over her with the chair as the crowd roars. Ghost tosses the chair aside, pulls Shannon to her feet and hits her with the HORROR DRIVER! Ghost gets to his feet and stands over Shannon and Shizuru and slowly raises his arms again, as he brings him down, the lights go out, ala Undertaker, when they come back on, the fight is still going on outside the ring, but Ghost is gone.
Finally security, police, the PHWF roster and others that are clearly local workers flood the ring. We hear the police threatening people with pepper spray. The scene is damn near a riot as things are being thrown into the ring and fans are trying to get at some of the wrestlers. Just as we are on the scale of a full on riot, the two sides are separated and slowly herded to the back. As the show ends, we hear the announcer say
For the safety of our guests, we strongly urge fans to exit in an orderly fashion and stop throwing chairs into the ring. Again, for the safety and security of our fans, please stop throwing chairs into the ring and exit in an orderly fashion
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