OOWF Awards 2018
Sept 29, 2018 15:32:24 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Sept 29, 2018 15:32:24 GMT -5
OOWF Awards 2018
Live! From the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium, Asheville North Carolina
September 29 2018
<we are back in the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium in Asheville, North Carolina. The camera pans around and we see the place is decked out. The tables on the floor have all been set with linens and we see dinner has been served. Fans have been allowed in, and they fill the upper balcony. Voice Over Guy, take it from here!>
VOG: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the 2017/2018 OOWF Awards! We are coming to you live from the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium in downtown Asheville, North Carolina! Tonight is the night we have all been waiting for, the crowning of this year’s award winners. And now, to kick things off this evening, please welcome the conscious of the OOWF, the toughest Priest since Father Mulcahey, the Champion of the Confessional, the Badass of Baptisms, Savior of Souls…….Father Lou!
<Father Lou walks out onto the stage under a spotlight, looking pious as ever gets a nice ovation from the crowd>
VOG: Please rise while Father Lou leads us in the OOWF prayer:
Our Hardcore who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy blades
Thy bed of nails, thy wounds be done with chairs or with barbed and razored wire.....
Give us this day our daily bled
and forgive us our shattered glasses
as we forgive those who use broken glass against us
And lead us not into garbage, but deliver us from mediocrity.....
VOG: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 2017 OOWF Awards! Now introducing your host....
The lights go dark and "Sunrise" from 'Also Sprach Zarathustra plays and the crowd stands up waiting for Ric Flair. The Man steps out onto stage, his back facing the crowd in a beautiful robe that likely cost more than your house, and the slicked back blonde hair, the crowd is building to a frenzy, he finally turns around to face the crowd and…………….it’s Attitude Adjuster.
The crowd is less than pleased
AA: Whoooooooooooooooooooo <boos> You were expecting someone else? I got each…….and every……..one of you………to feel something! Something unexpected, THAT is the kind of quality you can expect from Double A Productions!
Someone in the crowd: Arn Anderson is here?
AA: What? NO! Arn Anderson is not……why would Arn Anderson be here? NO! Double A Productions! It’s my production company! We are responsible for the magic tonight <solemnly> we are the dream makers, we are the reachers of stars, we are legend.
<crowd is indifferent as hell>
AA: FINE! Voice Over Guy, what is our first award tonight?
VOG: Our first award tonight is NPC of the Year
AA: Ahh yes, the NPC, the silent cry from those voices too often unheard! For those who HAVE no voice it is….
VOG: What are you talking about?
AA: I am talking about ART! The NPC is a work of art designed for everyone to appreciate! I created DOZENS of NPC’s in my life!
VOG: Name ONE
AA: Umm……you’ve never heard of them, it was the one summer that I went to Canada for vacation, they totally go to a different fed
VOG: Maybe you should read the nominees for NPC of the Year?
AA: I was GETTING to that! The nominees for NPC of the Year are…… Lucky, Josie, BRICK~! and ME? How am I in this?
VOG: Well, you were nominated, but didn’t make it to the vote. And to answer your question, when was the last time Allen Capps promoed you…….OOF! DAMMIT Kay!
AA: I AM Alan Capps!
VOG: No, you are Attitude Adjuster, Alan Caps is you…………stay where you are Kay!..........alter ego?
AA: That makes NO sense! Anyway…….I would like to thank the voters for recognizing my genius, you see, being an NPC I……..
VOG: Shouldn’t you read the winner first? Hint: It’s not you
AA: pfffffft, who else could it possibly be? <opening the envelope> and the winner of NPC of the year is…………JOSIE! JOSIE? SHE’S A SIX YEAR OLD!
<the crowd applauds as Josie and Kylie walk out to the podium, Josie stands on a chair and looks out at the crowd nervously………then starts to laugh. Kylie leans in and Josie whispers>
Josie: Mr. Stank is in his pajamas! <Josie giggles then turns back to the crowd and smiles brightly> Tia Kylie said I should thank everyone for voting for me, espec……specially my friends……..but ALL of you are my friends! Mr. Bullet, Mr. Flasher, Mr. Moose, Miss Bridget, Miss Fire, and even Mr. Bill – though he wants to teach me English! <to Kylie again> I can’t understand him! Anyway…….thanks! This is really neat!
<Josie hops off the chair and she and Kylie walk across the stage as the crowd gives her a standing ovation. AA steps up to the podium and leans on it with his head in his hand>
AA: I lost to a six year old. How can this night get any worse?
VOG: Well, you didn’t actually LOSE, but there ARE eleven more awards to go……
AA: You are absolutely no help whatsoever, you know that?
VOG: Just doing my job
AA: Then how about you announce the next award?
VOG: Certainly. Our next award for the evening is Gimmick of the Year
AA: Ok, I know all about Gimmicks………..when I first started out in…….that other fed………my Gimmick was that I was a brilliant sailor that had just found the answer to the united theory while drifting at sea in my yacht. My name was……..
VOG: <clears throat> the nominees?
AA: Why do you keep interrupting me?
VOG: We only have the building until midnight tomorrow night
AA: Oh, so now VOG has jokes! I’ll read the nominees, but not because YOU said so! The nominees for Gimmick of the Year are “Fulton and Folz sneak football into EVERY promo” and……YES! “Attitude Adjuster, Promo Man Extraordinaire” Once again I would like to thank everyone for……
VOG: Open. The. Envelope.
AA: <holding the bridge of his nose> Don’t make me come up there
VOG: Up where?
AA: UP THERE! <pointing to the air> WHEREVER YOU ARE!
VOG: You have no idea where the booth is, do you?
AA: THAT IS NOT THE POINT! ANY-WAY! The winner of Gimmick of the Year is…….ME! ME! YES! I KNEW IT!
<stagehands bring out a round rug, a small table with a glass of water on it, and a comfy chair. AA walks over and sits in the chair with the spotlight on him>
AA: Tonight…….I would like to talk about art. You see, I would watch Cecil B. DeMille and I always thought “if he can do it, obviously I can do it better!” Art is not a moment of brilliance, it is a craft you finely hone………<this goes on for several minutes, the OOWF cuts to a commercial for Ric’s Sandwich Shoppe, we come back and AA is still droning on> And I looked out upon the crowd that had gathered before me and I said unto them, WHO OF YOU IS MAN ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE MY VISION! STEP FORWARD AND BE HEARD! And no one came forward, it was then that I knew I was not a mere mortal in the promo world, I was……in fact, a GOD <we cut to another commercial for Father Lou’s Sunday Bingo, open to everyone at 9am tomorrow in the Thomas Wolf Auditorium annex. We come back and AA is still going> And as I climbed that mountain on my own……everyone else too cowardly to reach the top, I knew that just being a God was not enough! NO! I stood on that mountain top
<AA stands up, and a football comes sailing out of the OOWF wrestlers area and NAILS AA right between the eyes! AA tumbles backward and falls over the chair and hits the floor HARD! The camera pans over and we see the football, half of it is Packers colors, the other half is Vikings colors. Hmm, wonder where THAT came from? The crowd gives the football a standing ovation>
VOG: Well. It only took one more award for your night to get worse! Can’t wait till we get to Wrestler of the Year!
AA: <Slowly getting to his feet at the podium> I hate you. What’s the next award?
VOG: Our next award for the evening…..IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! <ahem> is Catchphrase of the Year!
AA: Am I nominated for this?
VOG: No, you are not
AA: Who the hell is running this company? Ok, fine, the nominees for Catchphrase of the Year is “We’re All Winners Except……..”, Jack Bullet and “Trust Me”, Moosehead Jack. That guy is still around?
VOG: Didn’t he just beat you up the other day?
AA: NO!
MHJ: OH REALLY?
AA: Oh hey! Look at the time! I should really announce the winner! The Winner of Catchphrase of the Year is……..”We’re All Winners Except……”, Jack Bullet!
<The crowd cheers again as Jack Bullet walks up to the podium to accept his award>
JB: I very much appreciate this award, and as a Man of Action, I promise you this, Carl From Fresno still has some of the shirts with this on it, and he will be selling them in the hallway after the show. Now, being the Man of Action that I am, I want to share this catchphrase with everyone, say it with me!
Crowd: WE’RE ALL WINNERS EXCEPT <Jack points to an unaware AA> ATTITUDE ADJUSTER!
<the crowd roars as Bullet tips his hat to the crowd, then slaps AA on the shoulder and heads back to his table>
AA: I AM SO A WINNER! SO THE JOKE IS ON ALL OF YOU! VOG, why are they so mean to me?
VOG: You’re obnoxious and pretentious?
AA: No, that’s not it, it must not be me, it must be them.
VOG: Of couuuuuuuuuuuuuuurse it is! How about we just move on? Our next award for the evening is Finisher of the Year.
AA: Finisher of the Year………this really should be called the Attitude Adjustment Award
VOG: Did you ever win a match with that move?
AA: <mockingly> yes I won a match with that move! Why are you so annoying? Ok, the nominees for the Attitude Adjustment Award are………Mac Flasher’s Flash Drive, and Shizuru’s Psycho Driver. And the winner of the Attitude Adjustment Award is…….
VOG: That is never going to get over
AA: I’LL GET YOU OVER! The winner of the Attitude Adjustment Award is…….Flash Drive, Mac Flasher!
<the crowd applauds again as Mac makes his way to the podium, AA just rolls his eyes and walks away>
Mac: You know, this move has helped me win a lot of matches, it’s a move I have worked on for years. I know there are a LOT of great finishers in the OOWF, so to be recognized as THE best is truly an honor. And, hey, let’s hope it brings me another win tomorrow night, right Jack?
<Mac grins, then turns and heads off the stage, back to his table, to another nice ovation>
AA: Well, hasn’t this just been syrupy sweet tonight? Just gets you in the feels, right? All except for the JACKHOLE WHO THREW THAT FOOTBALL! I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU! WHO DID IT?
VOG: Hmm, well, it was painted Vikings and Packers colors, soooooooooo
AA: IT WAS FAVRE! BRETT FAVER! I AM CALLING YOU OUT SON! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY ALL YOUR PICK SIXES COST ME!
VOG: It wasn’t Brett Favre
AA: How do you know that?
VOG: Because he is training for a comeback for the Niners
AA: He is?
VOG: Totally
<AA pulls his phone out of his pocket and quickly checks the sports news>
VOG: Our next award tonight is Promo of the Year……oh God
AA: <angrily> I put five hundred on the Raiders this week, then find out Favre is NOT coming out of retirement!
VOG: Well, they ARE playing the Browns
AA: YOU JUST COST ME FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS! Buuuuuuuuuuut, you DID say Promo of the Year, so that is another trophy for ME! Do you think these things are worth five hundred bucks?
VOG: Boy are you going to be disappointed. Read the nominees
AA: Silly VOG, of COURSE I am going to win this one. The Nominees for Promo of the Year are “The Saints are Good Guys” HA!, “Matt Folz on Firewomna” and “Matt Folz is a Better Friend than Eco is a Brother”…….<turns the card over> THAT’S IT?
VOG: I told you
AA: THIS IS A GRAVE INJUSTICE! I am awarding this award under protest, whoever wins this is getting a piece of my mind! <opens the envelope> and the winner is…….The Saints are Good Guys! Did I say piece of my mind? I meant peace of mind!
<the crowd applauds politely, but some boos still rain down as the Saints – Matt Folz, Stan Fulton, Stank and Moosehead Jack make their way to the podium>
MHJ: I heard the boos…….tell me, what were we wrong about in that promo?
MF: We took Shizuru in and accepted him as one of our own, and treat him better than Eco ever did. I mean, look at the success of Shizuru since he joined the Saints!
SF: The Saints have molded Shizuru into an all around better person, why, just the other day Shizuru suggested we help out at the Battered Women’s Shelter, he said after being with Shannon, and hearing her stories of Ghost’s neglect, he knew how battered women felt
Sta: And don’t worry Shizuru, you’re trial period with the Saints is almost over, it won’t be long now until you are one of us.
<camera cuts to Shizuru sitting at the table with Mai and Shannon, he is beaming with pride. The Saints make their way back to their table. AA walks back to the podium>
AA: I showed THEM!
VOG: You suuuuuuuurrree did!
AA: I absolutely did……wait, was that sarcasm?
VOG: Moving along! Our next award for the evening is Angle of the Year……my money is on Obtuse
AA: THAT was the best you can come up with? What about Acute Angle?
VOG: You think Kurt Angle is cute?
AA: WHAT? NO! I NEVER SAID THAT! Kurt Angle is hideous! Kurt Angle’s momma hat to tie a pork chop around Kurts broken neck so the dogs would play with him! <the crowd starts to cheer, of course AA thinks it’s for him> YEAH! Kurt Angle is so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his momma! <the crowd roars louder>
ABFD: HEY Ol’ Altitude Advisor…….ol Burt Anger is right behind out!
<AA turns around and sees Kurt Angle standing there>
VOG: Have a nice trip!
<Angle grabs AA and launches into an Airplane Spin, he spins for thirty seconds or so, then drops AA, who is on rubber legs, Angle slips behind him and hits the ANGLE SLAM! AA lies motionless on the floor, so Kurt steps to the podium>
KA: Good to be here. Since AA is a bit indisposed, let me read the nominees for Angle of the Year! <crowd roars> The nominees are…..The Saints and Shizuru, Kylie and Jack’s Budding Relationship and Firewoman Helping Eco get the CEO Title Back…………..and the winner is………The Saints and Shizuru!
<the crowd gives Shizur a mixed reaction as he heads to the podium with Shannon. We cut to the wrestles and see Ghost sitting at a table, still wearing a neckbrace, and seething with anger>
Shizuru: This award proves I made the right decision. Eco sent me away and I sought out the Saints, I expected them to attack me, but they didn’t. They helped me be who I am today, and that helped me get Shannon. Without the Saints, I wouldn’t have made Ghosthead a shell of a man, without the Saints, I wouldn’t have the beautiful Shannon Mann by my side. Without the Saints, I wouldn’t be the Onslaught Champion. The Saints ARE good guys, better than the so-called good guys who did nothing but mock Shizuru. Shizuru dedicates this award to the Saints of Sinners!
<another mixed reaction from the crowd as Shizuru heads back to his table.>
VOG: Well, while AA is gathering himself after getting beat down…..
AA: HE ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND!
VOG: And whupped your ass!
AA: I’M WARNING YOU!
VOG: Indeed. Our next award is……Feud of the Year
AA: FINALLY Something I know something about!
VOG: You can say that again
AA: I…….was that more sarcasm?
VOG: Who are the nominees?
AA: The nominees for Feud of the Year are……<AA stops and grabs the podium in anger realizing what VOG said, he shakes his fist at the sky> The nominees for Feud of the Year are…..Matt Folz and Firewoman, Shizuru vs, Ghosthead and Moosehead Jack vs. Mac Flasher…….and the winner is…….a TIE
VOG: a skinny tie?
AA: I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE MAKING THE JOKES! It is a tie between Matt Folz and Firewoman, and Ghosthead and Shizuru
<the crowd gives a nice applause as Shizuru and Folz make their way to the podium, then a louder ovation as Ghost and Fire head to the stage as well>
MF: As odd as it sounds to say this to someone who damn near killed me in that final match, I'd like to stand here right now publicly and thank you Fire. Thank you for bringing the "Real Firewoman" back and forcing me to raise my game to another level. Thank you for bringing the intensity every night and turning our best of 7 into 7 of the best matches of my entire career. But at the same time I'd also like to say Fuck You for not living up to your word and following the agreement we made.
<Matt takes his award and steps aside, Firewoman comes to the podium next>
FW: I’ve won more than a few of these, and I can honestly say this one was the most satisfying. Even though I lost to Matt, I am woman enough to admit that he pushed me to a level I wasn’t sure I had anymore. As for your last comment Matt…….I have my reasons and that’s all I need to say about that.
<Fire takes her award and steps back, and she and Folz glare at one another>
Shizuru: This award is nice……..but Ghosthead is not Shizuru’s greatest feud. Shizuru destroyed Ghosthead the wrestler, Ghosthead the man and Ghosthead the husband, and made it look easy
<Shizuru takes his award and stands with Matt, Ghost marches to the podium, picks it up and raises it for the crowd, who cheer him loudly, then looks at Shizuru>
GH: Enjoy your last 24 hours on earth Shizuru.
<Ghost turns and walks off with Fire following, Shizuru and Folz leave the other side of the stage and head back to the Saints table>
AA: Did he just threaten to kill Shizuru?
VOG: Sounded like it
AA: Damn, that’s cold! So, what’s next on the docket Mac?
VOG: Well your Horror, next up is a little thing we like to call Match of the Year
AA: Can we just skip that and sentence them to time served?
VOG: No sir, I am afraid we cannot
AA: Aww. Ok, the nominees for Match of the Year are……..Ghosthead vs. Shizuru – Black Cat Match and Matt Folz vs. Firewoman – Best of Seven Series…….that’s not A match!
VOG: Moving on…….
AA: Oh I hate you so much. Ok then, since I HAVE to do this……..the winner of match of the year is……Ghosthead vs. Shizuru – Black Cat Match. Oh shit, does that mean the spooky guy is coming back up here?
<Shizuru and Ghost make their way to the stage again. Shizuru stands defiantly behind AA while Ghost steps to the podium. Ghost takes the award and raises it again, without saying a word to the crowd, once again he looks at Shizuru>
GH: Your clock is ticking
<Ghost walks back to his table and Shizuru walks to the podium, brimming with confidence>
Shiz: Shizuru may have lost the match, but Shizuru won in the end. That night I took Shannon for my own, and her husband did nothing to stop me. Tomorrow night, Shizuru is going to end Ghosthead once and for all. Namaste
<Shizuru laughs and heads back to his seat, Ghost is on his feet with a deathgrip on the table. Fire, Eco and Banned From Everywhere calm him down and get him to sit back down rather than murdering Shiz>
AA: That guy is intense
VOG: Yeah, he was REALLY mad earlier today when I told him what you said about his mother
AA: WHAT?!?! I NEVER SAID ANYTHING!
<Ghost stands up, and so does Stank>
AA: I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING! SHUT THE FUCK UP VOICE OVER GUY! YOU ARE GOING TO GET ME KILLED!
VOG: Then maybe we should move on to the next award?
AA: YES! LET’S DO THAT!
VOG: If you insist. Our next award for the night is Tag Team of the Year
AA: Also known as The Chickenshit Heel Award
VOG: Why?
AA: The Chickenshit Heels won that award TWICE! Who else can claim that?
VOG: Texpress won it three times, once as Phantos & Lucious
AA: THAT DOESN’T COUNT!
VOG: It doesn’t?
AA: NO!
VOG: Oh, well maybe you should read the nominees for the Texpress Tag Team of the Year Award
AA: THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S……..<again grabbing the bridge of his nose> You are on my LAST nerve tonight. The nominees for Tag Team of the Year Award are……..The Saints of Sinners, Matt Folz and Stan Fulton, Beer Money, SYB and Skurge and Banned From Everywhere, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Justin Sane……….and the winners are……..The Saints of Sinners!
<Fulton and Folz get to their feet and head to the podium, Matt Folz is wearing a Packers tie, while Fulton is wearing a Vikings tie, they get to the podium and AA notices this>
AA: Do you know something about that football?
MF: Nope
SF: It was probably Bryce Paup
AA: Him AGAIN!
<AA turns to check his phone again while Stan and Matt look out at the crowd>
Matt: Before we begin, I hope you all will allow me a personal note. I'd like to dedicate part of this award to someone who... if you'll excuse the cliche... is almost like a little sister to me. (Matt smirks at Eco who just glares back) Mai Muyo, this is an award that I felt MJM Inc should have won years ago, part of this is yours. Thank you for being almost like a member of my own family.
Now then, to the rest of this company, you all should get used to this sight. There's no doubt in Stan or I's mind that we'll be right back here next year accepting this award while continuing our current reign as Tag Team Champions. Now if any two of you in this audience doubt that or have a problem with that, then have the balls to step up and challenge us. We'll respect that. I mean we'll beat the shit out of you, but we will respect that you had the guts to challenge. And in case you think that I'm pulling a Jack Bullet and just talking shit without being able to back it up... just watch what Stan and I do to the Darlings tomorrow night.
Matt steps down to a chorus of boos and Stan takes his place at the microphone.
Stan: I too would like to say thank you to my great friend Mai Muyo. I almost consider myself the kind of older brother you never had, the person you could come to for advice, the friend who was always there with a shoulder. (Eco is seething with rage now). As far as this award goes…….while it may have been inevitable, it is still appreciated. Thank you.
<AA comes back to the podium still looking at his phone>
AA: He is an assistant coach on Northern Iowa? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE LOST ON NORTHERN IOWA GAMES! DAMN YOU BRYCE PAUP! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
VOG: So, uh, the awards show, ‘member that thing?
AA: I am taking care of important business here, you take over for a minute
VOG: Sure thing. Our next award is Face of the Year. Who out there is the faciest face to ever face? Which of you makes the kids happy? Which of you makes the crowd roar whenever you walk through that curtain?
AA: <still texting>………….
VOG: Ahem
AA: I’m busy
VOG: Shouldn’t you read the nominees?
AA: <still texting> You do it
VOG: The nominees for Face of the Year are…….Jack Bullet and Mac Flasher
AA: <still texting> yeah, yeah, faces, people love them, Jack and Mac, oooh lots of intrigue there
VOG: You gonna read the winner?
AA: <still texting> Nope
VOG: <we hear an envelope open> And the Winner of Face of the Year is………”Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet!
AA: <still texting and walking away> yaaaaaay
<Bullet gets up and heads to the podium>
JB: <looking at the award> Ok, this one was a surprise. I know Mac and I face off tomorrow, but Mac is a good guy. I know the people love Mac so this award was really up in the air for me. Beating Mac is an honor, I know what he has meant to the fans, I heard you cheer him against Moose, and to think that you love ME more than that? Gives me chills. I am dedicating my match tomorrow night to all you fans who have been on the Bullet Train of Pain since day one. Tomorrow night, when I win the OOWF World Heavyweight title, it is for all of you! And believe me, that’s not a talking point, that’s an action point.
<Jack tips his hat and the light pings off his teeth and he heads back to his table and takes his seat>
AA: <waking back onto the stage> THERE! Let’s see Bryce Paup throw a football at ME again! I just told him in graphic detail what I would do to him if I ever saw him!
VOG: Oh?
AA: Let’s just say Mr. Paup was given a stern talking to!
VOG: Boy, you sure showed him! GET OFF MY LAWN BRYCE!
<the crowd laughs at AA>
AA: Not the reaction I was expecting, but that’s ok
VOG: Shall we move on?
AA: Might as well <under his breath> I will get you all!
Crowd: AND YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO!
AA: CAN WE MOVE ON?
VOG: Whatever you say, boss, Our next award is for Heel of the Year
AA: Ahhhh an award I can get behind! Being the single greatest heel the OOWF has ever seen, I feel like I am more qualified to give this award than anyone in OOWF history. So, let me read the nominees…….The nominees for Heel of the Year are……..Zed and Moosehead Jack……oh no. And the winner is………….oh no………..Moosehead Jack!
<Moose gets a few cheers from WAAAAY up in the back, but mostly boos rain down. Moose just smirks and gets to the podium and glares at AA>
AA: heeeeeeeeeeeey Moose! Man, I would LOVE to stay and hear your little speech, but I just remembered I left the stove in my dressing room on, sooooooo
VOG: The dressing rooms don’t have stoves
AA: SHUT UP VOICE OVER GUY! THIS GUY HAS A SCALPEL IN HIS BOOT!
<AA scurries away>
MHJ: Well, isn’t this quite the irony. You vote me heel of the year for doing all the things to the faces that you want them to do to me. You people make me sick
Sta: YOU PEOPLE?
MHJ: Calm down Lucas. You boo me, even though I am a man of my word, I told Mac Flasher I was going to take his title, and I did. I told Shizuru we were going to make a better life for him, and we did. The irony in that is, you cheer my sister, a person whose word means NOTHING anymore
<Fire gets to her feet and is about to charge the stage when Ghost, Eco and BFE hold her back>
MHJ: Nah, let her go! Let’s see what she does. Come on up Fire, you gonna punch me in the mouth for telling the truth? That’s REAL facey of you isn’t it?
<Fire breaks free and races to the stage, she tackles Moose and the two of them brawl on the stage, hitting one another with staggering punches. Fire slams Moose’s head into the podium, Moose responds with a hard right cross, then grabs Fire for a DDT before security floods the stage and pulls the Quinn siblings apart and escorts them back to their tables>
AA: Ever wonder what Thanksgiving was like at the Quinn house?
VOG: No
AA: Me either. We gonna wrap this up or what?
VOG: Our final award of the evening is the most prestigious award in the OOWF, Wrestler of the Year
AA: In all seriousness, this is a big one. Hell even I[/i] take this one seriously. This was the award you always strove for because winning this award means your peers recognize you as the best. Even for a year, you were the best wrestler in the OOWF, and that really means something. I’m not entirely sure how Stank won it three times…….
Sta: HEY!
AA: …….but he did, I think I helped him win it twice, well, Johnny and I……..WE should have been wrestlers of the year for carrying Drink and Destroy!
VOG: Veering off into ass beating territory again. Maybe you should just read the nominees
AA: <mockingly> maybe you should just read the nominees…….ok, the nominees for Wrestler of the Year are…….Jack Bullet, Moosehead Jack, Matt Folz and Firewoman………..and the winner is………Jack Bullet!
<Bullet looks legitimately surprised and walks to the podium in something of a daze, he takes his award and just stares blankly for a moment>
JB: Wow……..I am not sure what……..being nominated was an honor, but when I saw what I was up against……multiple time Grand Slam winners, well……it’s not that I didn’t think I COULDN’T win, I just knew the odds were NOT in my favor. Right now, I have to agree with AA, this IS a big deal, a VERY big deal. In all seriousness……..thank you. Thank you all. Even though I am going to win the world title again tomorrow, I could never win another title in my career, I could retire tomorrow after I win the title, and knowing that I went out as the reigning Wrestler of the Year in the OOWF of all places………that would be the perfect cap to any career. Thank you.
<Jack Bullet holds up his award and gets a standing ovation from the wrestlers and the fans as we fade to black, we hear a BULL-ET, BULL-ET chant starting>
And this is where I take a moment to thank all of you. For everyone who has written matches, for everyone who has pitched ideas to me, for everyone who has been patient with me as I worked through a story that may not have made sense to anyone but me, thank you so much. Also, a special thank you to Eco for letting me take over <again> back in December. At the time I was still living in Florida, and I was completely miserable. I needed something to feel creative again and I was glad when he said I could take over. I hope you have all enjoyed what I’ve done for the last ten months, I have really enjoyed planning and writing it. I honestly cannot believe we’ve been at this for fourteen years, and closing in on a thousand shows. I hope we can keep it going for another thousand, where at Hell on Earth 32 Moose and Fire can face one another in a handicap match. No extra people, just both of us smashing into one another in our wheelchairs It’s been a fun trip, thank you to all who have joined us on it. – John
OOWF Awards
Wrestler of the Year
2018 - Jack Bullet
2017 - Zed
2016 - Tytan
2015 - Tommy Wilder
2014 – Stan Fulton
2013 – (tie)Moosehead Jack & Matt Folz
2012 – LD Williams
2011 - Stank
2010 – Alexander Darling
2009 - Poe
2008 - Stank
2007 – Stank
2006 – Thim Reynolds
2005 – Donovan Viper
Tag Team of the Year
2018 - The Saints of Sinners (Stan Fulton & Matt Folz)
2017 - Beer Money (SYB & Skurge)
2016 - The Circle (Ghosthead & Shannon Mann)
2015 - Sisters of Sin (Chloe & Edra)
2014 – Crash & Burn (Tommy Wilder & Miranda Williams)
2013 – The Saints of Sinners (Stank & LD Williams)
2012 – Texpress (Chad Madison & Zane Myers)
2011 – Drink & Destroy (Danny Taylor & Outback Jack)
2010 – Texpress (Chad Madison & Zane Myers)
2009 – kz (Moosehead Jack & LD Williams)
2008 – Phantos & Lucios (later, Texpress)
2007 – The Chickenshit Heels (Johnny Adrenaline & Attitude Adjuster)
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels (Johnny Adrenaline & Attitude Adjuster)
2005 – 3Piece Set (Chris Cole, Ax-Man & Firechild)
Face of the Year
2018 - Jack Bullet
2017 - Mac Flasher
2016 - Zed
2015 - (tie) Tommy Wilder & Matt Folz
2014 – Matt Folz
2013 – Mai Muyo
2012 – Danny Taylor
2011 – Alexander Darling
2010 – (tie) Ravenna Blue & Alexander Darling
2009 - Ecosystem
2008 – (tie) Concrete TG and Phantos & Lucios
2007 – Firechild
2006 – Capellan
2005 – Hardbody Harris
Heel of the Year
2018 - Moosehead Jack
2017 - Zed
2016 - Tytan
2015 - Alexander Darling
2014 – (tie) Stan Fulton & Christian Carter
2013 – Moosehead Jack
2012 – Chris Evans
2011 - Ecosystem
2010 – Moosehead Jack
2009 - Firewoman
2008 – Eric O’Mac
2007 – Stank
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels
2005 – Donovan Viper
Breakthrough Star of the Year
2018 - No Award Given
2017 - (tie) Jack Bullet and Nick Fleming
2016 - Mac Flasher
2015 - Zed
2014 – Spider McNulty
2013 – Amazing Jos
2012 – Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
2011 – El Lobo Sangriento
2010 – Ravenna Blue
2009 – Chris Evans
2008 - Firewoman
2007 – Voltage
2006 – The Halfrican Americans
2005 – (tie) Firechild & Capellan
Match of the Year
2018 - Ghosthead vs. Shizuru - Black Cat Match, MidWeek Mayhem: Alaskan Massacre
2017 - Matt Folz vs. Mai Muyo- 2017 OOWF Invitational Finals
2016 - Tommy Wilder vs. Ecosystem - Bloodbath in Paradise
2015 - Matt Folz vs. Alexander Darling vs. Chad Madison vs. Tommy Wilder vs. Miranda Williams vs. LD Williams - Bloodbath in Paradise
2014 – Elimination Match (Moosehead Jack, Stank, LD Williams, Chloe & Stan Fulton vs. Ghosthead, Dee Murphy, DK Murphy, Chad Madison & Zane Myers
2013 – Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman – I Quit Match, Hell On Earth 8
2012 – (tie) Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman – Blood Pond Street Fight & The OOWF 500th
2011 – Firewoman vs. Tytan – November Pain 3
2010 – (tie) Firewoman vs. Alexander Darling – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Iron Person Match - OOWF Blood Bath in Paradise 3 & Chris Evans vs. Bryce Larson – Steel Cage Match –OOWF Judgment Eve 5
2009 – kz vs. The Team From Down Under – MidWeek Mayhem 5/20
2008 – OOWF Jobber Gauntlet
2007 - The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy – Unsanctioned Match
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. The Devil’s Brigade vs. wCw – Bamboo Scaffold Match
2005 – Canadian Dragon vs. UnderDawg – Ultimate Hell
Feud of the Year
2018 - (tie) Matt Folz vs. Firewoman and Ghosthead vs. Shizuru
2017 - Zed vs. Mac Flasher
2016 - Rabbit Mask vs. Chad Madison
2015 - The Awakening vs. Sisters of Sin
2014 – Matt Folz vs. Christian Carter
2013 – Firewoman vs. Ghosthead
2012 – Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman
2011 – Texpress vs. The Flyin Hawaiians
2010 - Alexander Darling vs. The Quinn’s
2009 – Firewoman vs. Tytan
2008 – Moosehead Jack vs. Alexander Darling
2007 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy
2005 – Moosehead Jack vs. Concrete TG
Angle of the Year
2018 - The Saints and Sizzlechest
2017 - (Tie) The Cannon Saga and Zed turns on Mac
2016 - (tie) False Fracturing of The Awakening & Stable Wars
2015 - The Rise of Awakening
2014 – (tie) Fulton embraces his dark side and the Chloe vs. Firewoman feud
2013 – The Redemption of Ecosystem & Stan Fulton
2012 – The Rise and Fall of the New Guard
2011 – CEO Ecosystem
2010 – Firewoman’s Wedding
2009 – The Rise and Fall of Run DEA
2008 – Team Rick Goes to Jail
2007 – (tie) DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship & Drink & Destroy vs. The Heroes Guild
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy
2005 – Moosehead Jack vs. Concrete TG
Promo of the Year
2018 - The Saints are Good Fellows - Moose
2017- (tie) Makers - Ecosystem and Matt Folz explains- Matt Folz
2016 - DDT Ironman Heavymetal Title Brawl
2015 - Hope. Is. Dead. - Ecosystem
2014 – Banned From Everywhere Go to Oz
2013 – (tie) a PCPL Night Before Christmas & Stank Blows Up Texpress’ Bus
2012 – Attitude Adjuster Directs Banned From Everywhere & Stank in a Training Montage - Moose
2011 – Booker Meeting - BC
2010 – Where I’m From - Ecosystem
2009 – The OOWF Goes Hollywood - Stank
2008 – A History of The Chickenshit Heels
2007 – Drink & Destroy Genealogy Promo
2006 – OOWF Airplane Ride From Hell
2005 – Donovan Viper’s Promo Before Dance of Death
Finisher of the Year
2018 - Flash Drive - Mac Flasher
2017 - The Trinitarian- Mai Muyo
2016 - La Bella Lock
2015 - Airwalk - Tommy Wilder
2014 – Dropline – Stan Fulton
2013 – Phantasmagoria - Ghosthead
2012 – Double Elimination – Power & Glory
2011 – (tie)Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland, Dark Darling Rising – Alexander Darling, Stank-U - Stank
2010 – Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland
2009 – Crucifix Bomb - Poe
2008 – Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland
2007 – (tie)A Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland & Intentional Disqualification – The Chickenshit Heels
2006 – Call of the Wild – The Team From Down Under
2005 – The Chomp – GatorBait
Catchphrase of the Year
2018 - Everyone is a Winner, Except....... - Jack Bullet
2017 - ...But I'm Strongly Implying It- Ecosystem
2016 - Make the OOWF Zed again - BRICK~!
2015 - Hope. Is. Dead. - Ecosystem
2014 – Enjoy the Pain – Stan Fulton
2013 – It’s MAI Time – Mai Muyo
2012 – I Can’t Believe I Work in This Shithole – Stan Fulton
2011 – Boom! – Danny Taylor
2010 – I’m Junichiro Muyo, and I WILL Save You - Ecosystem
2009 – Work Smarter, Not Harder - Ecosystem
2008 - HA! – Eric O’Mac
2007 - Shut the Fuck Up Johnny – FF Capslock
2006 - Shut the Fuck Up Johnny – FF Capslock
2005 - Trust Me – Moosehead Jack
Gimmick of the Year
2018 - Attitude Adjuster; Promo Man Extraordinaire
2017 - Shizzlechest Loves Edra
2016 - Bing Bong's Four Things
2015 - Rabbit Mask works Tytan
2014 – Stank takes things
2013 – Eco Sees the Joker
2012 – Banned From Everywhere
2011 – No Gimmick Needed – Stan Fulton
2010 – Eco the Savior
2009 – Tytan: DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion
2008 – Rabbxt Becomes Bunny
2007 – “Cowboy” Johnny Adrenaline
2006 – The New Original Classic New Blackjacks 2000
2005 – Donovan Viper
NPC (Non-Player Character) of the Year
2018 - Josie
2017 - BRICK~!
2016 - BRICK~!
2015 - Jaime McAllister-Folz
2014 – Jaime McAllister-Folz
2013 – Ellie May From Elijay
2012 – Voice Over Guy
2011 – Justin Sane
2010 - Selena
2009 - Selena
2008 – (tie) Carl From Fresno & Alexis Darling
2007 – No Award Given
2006 – Missy
2005 – Ric Flair
Pay Per View of the Year
2014 – End of Days 8
Legacy Awards
Wrestler of the Decade – LD Williams
Tag Team of the Decade – Texpress
Face of the Decade – Danny Taylor
Heel of the Decade – Moosehead Jack
Live! From the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium, Asheville North Carolina
September 29 2018
<we are back in the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium in Asheville, North Carolina. The camera pans around and we see the place is decked out. The tables on the floor have all been set with linens and we see dinner has been served. Fans have been allowed in, and they fill the upper balcony. Voice Over Guy, take it from here!>
VOG: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the 2017/2018 OOWF Awards! We are coming to you live from the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium in downtown Asheville, North Carolina! Tonight is the night we have all been waiting for, the crowning of this year’s award winners. And now, to kick things off this evening, please welcome the conscious of the OOWF, the toughest Priest since Father Mulcahey, the Champion of the Confessional, the Badass of Baptisms, Savior of Souls…….Father Lou!
<Father Lou walks out onto the stage under a spotlight, looking pious as ever gets a nice ovation from the crowd>
VOG: Please rise while Father Lou leads us in the OOWF prayer:
Our Hardcore who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy blades
Thy bed of nails, thy wounds be done with chairs or with barbed and razored wire.....
Give us this day our daily bled
and forgive us our shattered glasses
as we forgive those who use broken glass against us
And lead us not into garbage, but deliver us from mediocrity.....
VOG: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 2017 OOWF Awards! Now introducing your host....
The lights go dark and "Sunrise" from 'Also Sprach Zarathustra plays and the crowd stands up waiting for Ric Flair. The Man steps out onto stage, his back facing the crowd in a beautiful robe that likely cost more than your house, and the slicked back blonde hair, the crowd is building to a frenzy, he finally turns around to face the crowd and…………….it’s Attitude Adjuster.
The crowd is less than pleased
AA: Whoooooooooooooooooooo <boos> You were expecting someone else? I got each…….and every……..one of you………to feel something! Something unexpected, THAT is the kind of quality you can expect from Double A Productions!
Someone in the crowd: Arn Anderson is here?
AA: What? NO! Arn Anderson is not……why would Arn Anderson be here? NO! Double A Productions! It’s my production company! We are responsible for the magic tonight <solemnly> we are the dream makers, we are the reachers of stars, we are legend.
<crowd is indifferent as hell>
AA: FINE! Voice Over Guy, what is our first award tonight?
VOG: Our first award tonight is NPC of the Year
AA: Ahh yes, the NPC, the silent cry from those voices too often unheard! For those who HAVE no voice it is….
VOG: What are you talking about?
AA: I am talking about ART! The NPC is a work of art designed for everyone to appreciate! I created DOZENS of NPC’s in my life!
VOG: Name ONE
AA: Umm……you’ve never heard of them, it was the one summer that I went to Canada for vacation, they totally go to a different fed
VOG: Maybe you should read the nominees for NPC of the Year?
AA: I was GETTING to that! The nominees for NPC of the Year are…… Lucky, Josie, BRICK~! and ME? How am I in this?
VOG: Well, you were nominated, but didn’t make it to the vote. And to answer your question, when was the last time Allen Capps promoed you…….OOF! DAMMIT Kay!
AA: I AM Alan Capps!
VOG: No, you are Attitude Adjuster, Alan Caps is you…………stay where you are Kay!..........alter ego?
AA: That makes NO sense! Anyway…….I would like to thank the voters for recognizing my genius, you see, being an NPC I……..
VOG: Shouldn’t you read the winner first? Hint: It’s not you
AA: pfffffft, who else could it possibly be? <opening the envelope> and the winner of NPC of the year is…………JOSIE! JOSIE? SHE’S A SIX YEAR OLD!
<the crowd applauds as Josie and Kylie walk out to the podium, Josie stands on a chair and looks out at the crowd nervously………then starts to laugh. Kylie leans in and Josie whispers>
Josie: Mr. Stank is in his pajamas! <Josie giggles then turns back to the crowd and smiles brightly> Tia Kylie said I should thank everyone for voting for me, espec……specially my friends……..but ALL of you are my friends! Mr. Bullet, Mr. Flasher, Mr. Moose, Miss Bridget, Miss Fire, and even Mr. Bill – though he wants to teach me English! <to Kylie again> I can’t understand him! Anyway…….thanks! This is really neat!
<Josie hops off the chair and she and Kylie walk across the stage as the crowd gives her a standing ovation. AA steps up to the podium and leans on it with his head in his hand>
AA: I lost to a six year old. How can this night get any worse?
VOG: Well, you didn’t actually LOSE, but there ARE eleven more awards to go……
AA: You are absolutely no help whatsoever, you know that?
VOG: Just doing my job
AA: Then how about you announce the next award?
VOG: Certainly. Our next award for the evening is Gimmick of the Year
AA: Ok, I know all about Gimmicks………..when I first started out in…….that other fed………my Gimmick was that I was a brilliant sailor that had just found the answer to the united theory while drifting at sea in my yacht. My name was……..
VOG: <clears throat> the nominees?
AA: Why do you keep interrupting me?
VOG: We only have the building until midnight tomorrow night
AA: Oh, so now VOG has jokes! I’ll read the nominees, but not because YOU said so! The nominees for Gimmick of the Year are “Fulton and Folz sneak football into EVERY promo” and……YES! “Attitude Adjuster, Promo Man Extraordinaire” Once again I would like to thank everyone for……
VOG: Open. The. Envelope.
AA: <holding the bridge of his nose> Don’t make me come up there
VOG: Up where?
AA: UP THERE! <pointing to the air> WHEREVER YOU ARE!
VOG: You have no idea where the booth is, do you?
AA: THAT IS NOT THE POINT! ANY-WAY! The winner of Gimmick of the Year is…….ME! ME! YES! I KNEW IT!
<stagehands bring out a round rug, a small table with a glass of water on it, and a comfy chair. AA walks over and sits in the chair with the spotlight on him>
AA: Tonight…….I would like to talk about art. You see, I would watch Cecil B. DeMille and I always thought “if he can do it, obviously I can do it better!” Art is not a moment of brilliance, it is a craft you finely hone………<this goes on for several minutes, the OOWF cuts to a commercial for Ric’s Sandwich Shoppe, we come back and AA is still droning on> And I looked out upon the crowd that had gathered before me and I said unto them, WHO OF YOU IS MAN ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE MY VISION! STEP FORWARD AND BE HEARD! And no one came forward, it was then that I knew I was not a mere mortal in the promo world, I was……in fact, a GOD <we cut to another commercial for Father Lou’s Sunday Bingo, open to everyone at 9am tomorrow in the Thomas Wolf Auditorium annex. We come back and AA is still going> And as I climbed that mountain on my own……everyone else too cowardly to reach the top, I knew that just being a God was not enough! NO! I stood on that mountain top
<AA stands up, and a football comes sailing out of the OOWF wrestlers area and NAILS AA right between the eyes! AA tumbles backward and falls over the chair and hits the floor HARD! The camera pans over and we see the football, half of it is Packers colors, the other half is Vikings colors. Hmm, wonder where THAT came from? The crowd gives the football a standing ovation>
VOG: Well. It only took one more award for your night to get worse! Can’t wait till we get to Wrestler of the Year!
AA: <Slowly getting to his feet at the podium> I hate you. What’s the next award?
VOG: Our next award for the evening…..IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! <ahem> is Catchphrase of the Year!
AA: Am I nominated for this?
VOG: No, you are not
AA: Who the hell is running this company? Ok, fine, the nominees for Catchphrase of the Year is “We’re All Winners Except……..”, Jack Bullet and “Trust Me”, Moosehead Jack. That guy is still around?
VOG: Didn’t he just beat you up the other day?
AA: NO!
MHJ: OH REALLY?
AA: Oh hey! Look at the time! I should really announce the winner! The Winner of Catchphrase of the Year is……..”We’re All Winners Except……”, Jack Bullet!
<The crowd cheers again as Jack Bullet walks up to the podium to accept his award>
JB: I very much appreciate this award, and as a Man of Action, I promise you this, Carl From Fresno still has some of the shirts with this on it, and he will be selling them in the hallway after the show. Now, being the Man of Action that I am, I want to share this catchphrase with everyone, say it with me!
Crowd: WE’RE ALL WINNERS EXCEPT <Jack points to an unaware AA> ATTITUDE ADJUSTER!
<the crowd roars as Bullet tips his hat to the crowd, then slaps AA on the shoulder and heads back to his table>
AA: I AM SO A WINNER! SO THE JOKE IS ON ALL OF YOU! VOG, why are they so mean to me?
VOG: You’re obnoxious and pretentious?
AA: No, that’s not it, it must not be me, it must be them.
VOG: Of couuuuuuuuuuuuuuurse it is! How about we just move on? Our next award for the evening is Finisher of the Year.
AA: Finisher of the Year………this really should be called the Attitude Adjustment Award
VOG: Did you ever win a match with that move?
AA: <mockingly> yes I won a match with that move! Why are you so annoying? Ok, the nominees for the Attitude Adjustment Award are………Mac Flasher’s Flash Drive, and Shizuru’s Psycho Driver. And the winner of the Attitude Adjustment Award is…….
VOG: That is never going to get over
AA: I’LL GET YOU OVER! The winner of the Attitude Adjustment Award is…….Flash Drive, Mac Flasher!
<the crowd applauds again as Mac makes his way to the podium, AA just rolls his eyes and walks away>
Mac: You know, this move has helped me win a lot of matches, it’s a move I have worked on for years. I know there are a LOT of great finishers in the OOWF, so to be recognized as THE best is truly an honor. And, hey, let’s hope it brings me another win tomorrow night, right Jack?
<Mac grins, then turns and heads off the stage, back to his table, to another nice ovation>
AA: Well, hasn’t this just been syrupy sweet tonight? Just gets you in the feels, right? All except for the JACKHOLE WHO THREW THAT FOOTBALL! I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU! WHO DID IT?
VOG: Hmm, well, it was painted Vikings and Packers colors, soooooooooo
AA: IT WAS FAVRE! BRETT FAVER! I AM CALLING YOU OUT SON! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY ALL YOUR PICK SIXES COST ME!
VOG: It wasn’t Brett Favre
AA: How do you know that?
VOG: Because he is training for a comeback for the Niners
AA: He is?
VOG: Totally
<AA pulls his phone out of his pocket and quickly checks the sports news>
VOG: Our next award tonight is Promo of the Year……oh God
AA: <angrily> I put five hundred on the Raiders this week, then find out Favre is NOT coming out of retirement!
VOG: Well, they ARE playing the Browns
AA: YOU JUST COST ME FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS! Buuuuuuuuuuut, you DID say Promo of the Year, so that is another trophy for ME! Do you think these things are worth five hundred bucks?
VOG: Boy are you going to be disappointed. Read the nominees
AA: Silly VOG, of COURSE I am going to win this one. The Nominees for Promo of the Year are “The Saints are Good Guys” HA!, “Matt Folz on Firewomna” and “Matt Folz is a Better Friend than Eco is a Brother”…….<turns the card over> THAT’S IT?
VOG: I told you
AA: THIS IS A GRAVE INJUSTICE! I am awarding this award under protest, whoever wins this is getting a piece of my mind! <opens the envelope> and the winner is…….The Saints are Good Guys! Did I say piece of my mind? I meant peace of mind!
<the crowd applauds politely, but some boos still rain down as the Saints – Matt Folz, Stan Fulton, Stank and Moosehead Jack make their way to the podium>
MHJ: I heard the boos…….tell me, what were we wrong about in that promo?
MF: We took Shizuru in and accepted him as one of our own, and treat him better than Eco ever did. I mean, look at the success of Shizuru since he joined the Saints!
SF: The Saints have molded Shizuru into an all around better person, why, just the other day Shizuru suggested we help out at the Battered Women’s Shelter, he said after being with Shannon, and hearing her stories of Ghost’s neglect, he knew how battered women felt
Sta: And don’t worry Shizuru, you’re trial period with the Saints is almost over, it won’t be long now until you are one of us.
<camera cuts to Shizuru sitting at the table with Mai and Shannon, he is beaming with pride. The Saints make their way back to their table. AA walks back to the podium>
AA: I showed THEM!
VOG: You suuuuuuuurrree did!
AA: I absolutely did……wait, was that sarcasm?
VOG: Moving along! Our next award for the evening is Angle of the Year……my money is on Obtuse
AA: THAT was the best you can come up with? What about Acute Angle?
VOG: You think Kurt Angle is cute?
AA: WHAT? NO! I NEVER SAID THAT! Kurt Angle is hideous! Kurt Angle’s momma hat to tie a pork chop around Kurts broken neck so the dogs would play with him! <the crowd starts to cheer, of course AA thinks it’s for him> YEAH! Kurt Angle is so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his momma! <the crowd roars louder>
ABFD: HEY Ol’ Altitude Advisor…….ol Burt Anger is right behind out!
<AA turns around and sees Kurt Angle standing there>
VOG: Have a nice trip!
<Angle grabs AA and launches into an Airplane Spin, he spins for thirty seconds or so, then drops AA, who is on rubber legs, Angle slips behind him and hits the ANGLE SLAM! AA lies motionless on the floor, so Kurt steps to the podium>
KA: Good to be here. Since AA is a bit indisposed, let me read the nominees for Angle of the Year! <crowd roars> The nominees are…..The Saints and Shizuru, Kylie and Jack’s Budding Relationship and Firewoman Helping Eco get the CEO Title Back…………..and the winner is………The Saints and Shizuru!
<the crowd gives Shizur a mixed reaction as he heads to the podium with Shannon. We cut to the wrestles and see Ghost sitting at a table, still wearing a neckbrace, and seething with anger>
Shizuru: This award proves I made the right decision. Eco sent me away and I sought out the Saints, I expected them to attack me, but they didn’t. They helped me be who I am today, and that helped me get Shannon. Without the Saints, I wouldn’t have made Ghosthead a shell of a man, without the Saints, I wouldn’t have the beautiful Shannon Mann by my side. Without the Saints, I wouldn’t be the Onslaught Champion. The Saints ARE good guys, better than the so-called good guys who did nothing but mock Shizuru. Shizuru dedicates this award to the Saints of Sinners!
<another mixed reaction from the crowd as Shizuru heads back to his table.>
VOG: Well, while AA is gathering himself after getting beat down…..
AA: HE ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND!
VOG: And whupped your ass!
AA: I’M WARNING YOU!
VOG: Indeed. Our next award is……Feud of the Year
AA: FINALLY Something I know something about!
VOG: You can say that again
AA: I…….was that more sarcasm?
VOG: Who are the nominees?
AA: The nominees for Feud of the Year are……<AA stops and grabs the podium in anger realizing what VOG said, he shakes his fist at the sky> The nominees for Feud of the Year are…..Matt Folz and Firewoman, Shizuru vs, Ghosthead and Moosehead Jack vs. Mac Flasher…….and the winner is…….a TIE
VOG: a skinny tie?
AA: I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE MAKING THE JOKES! It is a tie between Matt Folz and Firewoman, and Ghosthead and Shizuru
<the crowd gives a nice applause as Shizuru and Folz make their way to the podium, then a louder ovation as Ghost and Fire head to the stage as well>
MF: As odd as it sounds to say this to someone who damn near killed me in that final match, I'd like to stand here right now publicly and thank you Fire. Thank you for bringing the "Real Firewoman" back and forcing me to raise my game to another level. Thank you for bringing the intensity every night and turning our best of 7 into 7 of the best matches of my entire career. But at the same time I'd also like to say Fuck You for not living up to your word and following the agreement we made.
<Matt takes his award and steps aside, Firewoman comes to the podium next>
FW: I’ve won more than a few of these, and I can honestly say this one was the most satisfying. Even though I lost to Matt, I am woman enough to admit that he pushed me to a level I wasn’t sure I had anymore. As for your last comment Matt…….I have my reasons and that’s all I need to say about that.
<Fire takes her award and steps back, and she and Folz glare at one another>
Shizuru: This award is nice……..but Ghosthead is not Shizuru’s greatest feud. Shizuru destroyed Ghosthead the wrestler, Ghosthead the man and Ghosthead the husband, and made it look easy
<Shizuru takes his award and stands with Matt, Ghost marches to the podium, picks it up and raises it for the crowd, who cheer him loudly, then looks at Shizuru>
GH: Enjoy your last 24 hours on earth Shizuru.
<Ghost turns and walks off with Fire following, Shizuru and Folz leave the other side of the stage and head back to the Saints table>
AA: Did he just threaten to kill Shizuru?
VOG: Sounded like it
AA: Damn, that’s cold! So, what’s next on the docket Mac?
VOG: Well your Horror, next up is a little thing we like to call Match of the Year
AA: Can we just skip that and sentence them to time served?
VOG: No sir, I am afraid we cannot
AA: Aww. Ok, the nominees for Match of the Year are……..Ghosthead vs. Shizuru – Black Cat Match and Matt Folz vs. Firewoman – Best of Seven Series…….that’s not A match!
VOG: Moving on…….
AA: Oh I hate you so much. Ok then, since I HAVE to do this……..the winner of match of the year is……Ghosthead vs. Shizuru – Black Cat Match. Oh shit, does that mean the spooky guy is coming back up here?
<Shizuru and Ghost make their way to the stage again. Shizuru stands defiantly behind AA while Ghost steps to the podium. Ghost takes the award and raises it again, without saying a word to the crowd, once again he looks at Shizuru>
GH: Your clock is ticking
<Ghost walks back to his table and Shizuru walks to the podium, brimming with confidence>
Shiz: Shizuru may have lost the match, but Shizuru won in the end. That night I took Shannon for my own, and her husband did nothing to stop me. Tomorrow night, Shizuru is going to end Ghosthead once and for all. Namaste
<Shizuru laughs and heads back to his seat, Ghost is on his feet with a deathgrip on the table. Fire, Eco and Banned From Everywhere calm him down and get him to sit back down rather than murdering Shiz>
AA: That guy is intense
VOG: Yeah, he was REALLY mad earlier today when I told him what you said about his mother
AA: WHAT?!?! I NEVER SAID ANYTHING!
<Ghost stands up, and so does Stank>
AA: I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING! SHUT THE FUCK UP VOICE OVER GUY! YOU ARE GOING TO GET ME KILLED!
VOG: Then maybe we should move on to the next award?
AA: YES! LET’S DO THAT!
VOG: If you insist. Our next award for the night is Tag Team of the Year
AA: Also known as The Chickenshit Heel Award
VOG: Why?
AA: The Chickenshit Heels won that award TWICE! Who else can claim that?
VOG: Texpress won it three times, once as Phantos & Lucious
AA: THAT DOESN’T COUNT!
VOG: It doesn’t?
AA: NO!
VOG: Oh, well maybe you should read the nominees for the Texpress Tag Team of the Year Award
AA: THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S……..<again grabbing the bridge of his nose> You are on my LAST nerve tonight. The nominees for Tag Team of the Year Award are……..The Saints of Sinners, Matt Folz and Stan Fulton, Beer Money, SYB and Skurge and Banned From Everywhere, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Justin Sane……….and the winners are……..The Saints of Sinners!
<Fulton and Folz get to their feet and head to the podium, Matt Folz is wearing a Packers tie, while Fulton is wearing a Vikings tie, they get to the podium and AA notices this>
AA: Do you know something about that football?
MF: Nope
SF: It was probably Bryce Paup
AA: Him AGAIN!
<AA turns to check his phone again while Stan and Matt look out at the crowd>
Matt: Before we begin, I hope you all will allow me a personal note. I'd like to dedicate part of this award to someone who... if you'll excuse the cliche... is almost like a little sister to me. (Matt smirks at Eco who just glares back) Mai Muyo, this is an award that I felt MJM Inc should have won years ago, part of this is yours. Thank you for being almost like a member of my own family.
Now then, to the rest of this company, you all should get used to this sight. There's no doubt in Stan or I's mind that we'll be right back here next year accepting this award while continuing our current reign as Tag Team Champions. Now if any two of you in this audience doubt that or have a problem with that, then have the balls to step up and challenge us. We'll respect that. I mean we'll beat the shit out of you, but we will respect that you had the guts to challenge. And in case you think that I'm pulling a Jack Bullet and just talking shit without being able to back it up... just watch what Stan and I do to the Darlings tomorrow night.
Matt steps down to a chorus of boos and Stan takes his place at the microphone.
Stan: I too would like to say thank you to my great friend Mai Muyo. I almost consider myself the kind of older brother you never had, the person you could come to for advice, the friend who was always there with a shoulder. (Eco is seething with rage now). As far as this award goes…….while it may have been inevitable, it is still appreciated. Thank you.
<AA comes back to the podium still looking at his phone>
AA: He is an assistant coach on Northern Iowa? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE LOST ON NORTHERN IOWA GAMES! DAMN YOU BRYCE PAUP! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
VOG: So, uh, the awards show, ‘member that thing?
AA: I am taking care of important business here, you take over for a minute
VOG: Sure thing. Our next award is Face of the Year. Who out there is the faciest face to ever face? Which of you makes the kids happy? Which of you makes the crowd roar whenever you walk through that curtain?
AA: <still texting>………….
VOG: Ahem
AA: I’m busy
VOG: Shouldn’t you read the nominees?
AA: <still texting> You do it
VOG: The nominees for Face of the Year are…….Jack Bullet and Mac Flasher
AA: <still texting> yeah, yeah, faces, people love them, Jack and Mac, oooh lots of intrigue there
VOG: You gonna read the winner?
AA: <still texting> Nope
VOG: <we hear an envelope open> And the Winner of Face of the Year is………”Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet!
AA: <still texting and walking away> yaaaaaay
<Bullet gets up and heads to the podium>
JB: <looking at the award> Ok, this one was a surprise. I know Mac and I face off tomorrow, but Mac is a good guy. I know the people love Mac so this award was really up in the air for me. Beating Mac is an honor, I know what he has meant to the fans, I heard you cheer him against Moose, and to think that you love ME more than that? Gives me chills. I am dedicating my match tomorrow night to all you fans who have been on the Bullet Train of Pain since day one. Tomorrow night, when I win the OOWF World Heavyweight title, it is for all of you! And believe me, that’s not a talking point, that’s an action point.
<Jack tips his hat and the light pings off his teeth and he heads back to his table and takes his seat>
AA: <waking back onto the stage> THERE! Let’s see Bryce Paup throw a football at ME again! I just told him in graphic detail what I would do to him if I ever saw him!
VOG: Oh?
AA: Let’s just say Mr. Paup was given a stern talking to!
VOG: Boy, you sure showed him! GET OFF MY LAWN BRYCE!
<the crowd laughs at AA>
AA: Not the reaction I was expecting, but that’s ok
VOG: Shall we move on?
AA: Might as well <under his breath> I will get you all!
Crowd: AND YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO!
AA: CAN WE MOVE ON?
VOG: Whatever you say, boss, Our next award is for Heel of the Year
AA: Ahhhh an award I can get behind! Being the single greatest heel the OOWF has ever seen, I feel like I am more qualified to give this award than anyone in OOWF history. So, let me read the nominees…….The nominees for Heel of the Year are……..Zed and Moosehead Jack……oh no. And the winner is………….oh no………..Moosehead Jack!
<Moose gets a few cheers from WAAAAY up in the back, but mostly boos rain down. Moose just smirks and gets to the podium and glares at AA>
AA: heeeeeeeeeeeey Moose! Man, I would LOVE to stay and hear your little speech, but I just remembered I left the stove in my dressing room on, sooooooo
VOG: The dressing rooms don’t have stoves
AA: SHUT UP VOICE OVER GUY! THIS GUY HAS A SCALPEL IN HIS BOOT!
<AA scurries away>
MHJ: Well, isn’t this quite the irony. You vote me heel of the year for doing all the things to the faces that you want them to do to me. You people make me sick
Sta: YOU PEOPLE?
MHJ: Calm down Lucas. You boo me, even though I am a man of my word, I told Mac Flasher I was going to take his title, and I did. I told Shizuru we were going to make a better life for him, and we did. The irony in that is, you cheer my sister, a person whose word means NOTHING anymore
<Fire gets to her feet and is about to charge the stage when Ghost, Eco and BFE hold her back>
MHJ: Nah, let her go! Let’s see what she does. Come on up Fire, you gonna punch me in the mouth for telling the truth? That’s REAL facey of you isn’t it?
<Fire breaks free and races to the stage, she tackles Moose and the two of them brawl on the stage, hitting one another with staggering punches. Fire slams Moose’s head into the podium, Moose responds with a hard right cross, then grabs Fire for a DDT before security floods the stage and pulls the Quinn siblings apart and escorts them back to their tables>
AA: Ever wonder what Thanksgiving was like at the Quinn house?
VOG: No
AA: Me either. We gonna wrap this up or what?
VOG: Our final award of the evening is the most prestigious award in the OOWF, Wrestler of the Year
AA: In all seriousness, this is a big one. Hell even I[/i] take this one seriously. This was the award you always strove for because winning this award means your peers recognize you as the best. Even for a year, you were the best wrestler in the OOWF, and that really means something. I’m not entirely sure how Stank won it three times…….
Sta: HEY!
AA: …….but he did, I think I helped him win it twice, well, Johnny and I……..WE should have been wrestlers of the year for carrying Drink and Destroy!
VOG: Veering off into ass beating territory again. Maybe you should just read the nominees
AA: <mockingly> maybe you should just read the nominees…….ok, the nominees for Wrestler of the Year are…….Jack Bullet, Moosehead Jack, Matt Folz and Firewoman………..and the winner is………Jack Bullet!
<Bullet looks legitimately surprised and walks to the podium in something of a daze, he takes his award and just stares blankly for a moment>
JB: Wow……..I am not sure what……..being nominated was an honor, but when I saw what I was up against……multiple time Grand Slam winners, well……it’s not that I didn’t think I COULDN’T win, I just knew the odds were NOT in my favor. Right now, I have to agree with AA, this IS a big deal, a VERY big deal. In all seriousness……..thank you. Thank you all. Even though I am going to win the world title again tomorrow, I could never win another title in my career, I could retire tomorrow after I win the title, and knowing that I went out as the reigning Wrestler of the Year in the OOWF of all places………that would be the perfect cap to any career. Thank you.
<Jack Bullet holds up his award and gets a standing ovation from the wrestlers and the fans as we fade to black, we hear a BULL-ET, BULL-ET chant starting>
And this is where I take a moment to thank all of you. For everyone who has written matches, for everyone who has pitched ideas to me, for everyone who has been patient with me as I worked through a story that may not have made sense to anyone but me, thank you so much. Also, a special thank you to Eco for letting me take over <again> back in December. At the time I was still living in Florida, and I was completely miserable. I needed something to feel creative again and I was glad when he said I could take over. I hope you have all enjoyed what I’ve done for the last ten months, I have really enjoyed planning and writing it. I honestly cannot believe we’ve been at this for fourteen years, and closing in on a thousand shows. I hope we can keep it going for another thousand, where at Hell on Earth 32 Moose and Fire can face one another in a handicap match. No extra people, just both of us smashing into one another in our wheelchairs It’s been a fun trip, thank you to all who have joined us on it. – John
OOWF Awards
Wrestler of the Year
2018 - Jack Bullet
2017 - Zed
2016 - Tytan
2015 - Tommy Wilder
2014 – Stan Fulton
2013 – (tie)Moosehead Jack & Matt Folz
2012 – LD Williams
2011 - Stank
2010 – Alexander Darling
2009 - Poe
2008 - Stank
2007 – Stank
2006 – Thim Reynolds
2005 – Donovan Viper
Tag Team of the Year
2018 - The Saints of Sinners (Stan Fulton & Matt Folz)
2017 - Beer Money (SYB & Skurge)
2016 - The Circle (Ghosthead & Shannon Mann)
2015 - Sisters of Sin (Chloe & Edra)
2014 – Crash & Burn (Tommy Wilder & Miranda Williams)
2013 – The Saints of Sinners (Stank & LD Williams)
2012 – Texpress (Chad Madison & Zane Myers)
2011 – Drink & Destroy (Danny Taylor & Outback Jack)
2010 – Texpress (Chad Madison & Zane Myers)
2009 – kz (Moosehead Jack & LD Williams)
2008 – Phantos & Lucios (later, Texpress)
2007 – The Chickenshit Heels (Johnny Adrenaline & Attitude Adjuster)
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels (Johnny Adrenaline & Attitude Adjuster)
2005 – 3Piece Set (Chris Cole, Ax-Man & Firechild)
Face of the Year
2018 - Jack Bullet
2017 - Mac Flasher
2016 - Zed
2015 - (tie) Tommy Wilder & Matt Folz
2014 – Matt Folz
2013 – Mai Muyo
2012 – Danny Taylor
2011 – Alexander Darling
2010 – (tie) Ravenna Blue & Alexander Darling
2009 - Ecosystem
2008 – (tie) Concrete TG and Phantos & Lucios
2007 – Firechild
2006 – Capellan
2005 – Hardbody Harris
Heel of the Year
2018 - Moosehead Jack
2017 - Zed
2016 - Tytan
2015 - Alexander Darling
2014 – (tie) Stan Fulton & Christian Carter
2013 – Moosehead Jack
2012 – Chris Evans
2011 - Ecosystem
2010 – Moosehead Jack
2009 - Firewoman
2008 – Eric O’Mac
2007 – Stank
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels
2005 – Donovan Viper
Breakthrough Star of the Year
2018 - No Award Given
2017 - (tie) Jack Bullet and Nick Fleming
2016 - Mac Flasher
2015 - Zed
2014 – Spider McNulty
2013 – Amazing Jos
2012 – Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
2011 – El Lobo Sangriento
2010 – Ravenna Blue
2009 – Chris Evans
2008 - Firewoman
2007 – Voltage
2006 – The Halfrican Americans
2005 – (tie) Firechild & Capellan
Match of the Year
2018 - Ghosthead vs. Shizuru - Black Cat Match, MidWeek Mayhem: Alaskan Massacre
2017 - Matt Folz vs. Mai Muyo- 2017 OOWF Invitational Finals
2016 - Tommy Wilder vs. Ecosystem - Bloodbath in Paradise
2015 - Matt Folz vs. Alexander Darling vs. Chad Madison vs. Tommy Wilder vs. Miranda Williams vs. LD Williams - Bloodbath in Paradise
2014 – Elimination Match (Moosehead Jack, Stank, LD Williams, Chloe & Stan Fulton vs. Ghosthead, Dee Murphy, DK Murphy, Chad Madison & Zane Myers
2013 – Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman – I Quit Match, Hell On Earth 8
2012 – (tie) Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman – Blood Pond Street Fight & The OOWF 500th
2011 – Firewoman vs. Tytan – November Pain 3
2010 – (tie) Firewoman vs. Alexander Darling – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Iron Person Match - OOWF Blood Bath in Paradise 3 & Chris Evans vs. Bryce Larson – Steel Cage Match –OOWF Judgment Eve 5
2009 – kz vs. The Team From Down Under – MidWeek Mayhem 5/20
2008 – OOWF Jobber Gauntlet
2007 - The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy – Unsanctioned Match
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. The Devil’s Brigade vs. wCw – Bamboo Scaffold Match
2005 – Canadian Dragon vs. UnderDawg – Ultimate Hell
Feud of the Year
2018 - (tie) Matt Folz vs. Firewoman and Ghosthead vs. Shizuru
2017 - Zed vs. Mac Flasher
2016 - Rabbit Mask vs. Chad Madison
2015 - The Awakening vs. Sisters of Sin
2014 – Matt Folz vs. Christian Carter
2013 – Firewoman vs. Ghosthead
2012 – Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman
2011 – Texpress vs. The Flyin Hawaiians
2010 - Alexander Darling vs. The Quinn’s
2009 – Firewoman vs. Tytan
2008 – Moosehead Jack vs. Alexander Darling
2007 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy
2005 – Moosehead Jack vs. Concrete TG
Angle of the Year
2018 - The Saints and Sizzlechest
2017 - (Tie) The Cannon Saga and Zed turns on Mac
2016 - (tie) False Fracturing of The Awakening & Stable Wars
2015 - The Rise of Awakening
2014 – (tie) Fulton embraces his dark side and the Chloe vs. Firewoman feud
2013 – The Redemption of Ecosystem & Stan Fulton
2012 – The Rise and Fall of the New Guard
2011 – CEO Ecosystem
2010 – Firewoman’s Wedding
2009 – The Rise and Fall of Run DEA
2008 – Team Rick Goes to Jail
2007 – (tie) DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship & Drink & Destroy vs. The Heroes Guild
2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy
2005 – Moosehead Jack vs. Concrete TG
Promo of the Year
2018 - The Saints are Good Fellows - Moose
2017- (tie) Makers - Ecosystem and Matt Folz explains- Matt Folz
2016 - DDT Ironman Heavymetal Title Brawl
2015 - Hope. Is. Dead. - Ecosystem
2014 – Banned From Everywhere Go to Oz
2013 – (tie) a PCPL Night Before Christmas & Stank Blows Up Texpress’ Bus
2012 – Attitude Adjuster Directs Banned From Everywhere & Stank in a Training Montage - Moose
2011 – Booker Meeting - BC
2010 – Where I’m From - Ecosystem
2009 – The OOWF Goes Hollywood - Stank
2008 – A History of The Chickenshit Heels
2007 – Drink & Destroy Genealogy Promo
2006 – OOWF Airplane Ride From Hell
2005 – Donovan Viper’s Promo Before Dance of Death
Finisher of the Year
2018 - Flash Drive - Mac Flasher
2017 - The Trinitarian- Mai Muyo
2016 - La Bella Lock
2015 - Airwalk - Tommy Wilder
2014 – Dropline – Stan Fulton
2013 – Phantasmagoria - Ghosthead
2012 – Double Elimination – Power & Glory
2011 – (tie)Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland, Dark Darling Rising – Alexander Darling, Stank-U - Stank
2010 – Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland
2009 – Crucifix Bomb - Poe
2008 – Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland
2007 – (tie)A Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland & Intentional Disqualification – The Chickenshit Heels
2006 – Call of the Wild – The Team From Down Under
2005 – The Chomp – GatorBait
Catchphrase of the Year
2018 - Everyone is a Winner, Except....... - Jack Bullet
2017 - ...But I'm Strongly Implying It- Ecosystem
2016 - Make the OOWF Zed again - BRICK~!
2015 - Hope. Is. Dead. - Ecosystem
2014 – Enjoy the Pain – Stan Fulton
2013 – It’s MAI Time – Mai Muyo
2012 – I Can’t Believe I Work in This Shithole – Stan Fulton
2011 – Boom! – Danny Taylor
2010 – I’m Junichiro Muyo, and I WILL Save You - Ecosystem
2009 – Work Smarter, Not Harder - Ecosystem
2008 - HA! – Eric O’Mac
2007 - Shut the Fuck Up Johnny – FF Capslock
2006 - Shut the Fuck Up Johnny – FF Capslock
2005 - Trust Me – Moosehead Jack
Gimmick of the Year
2018 - Attitude Adjuster; Promo Man Extraordinaire
2017 - Shizzlechest Loves Edra
2016 - Bing Bong's Four Things
2015 - Rabbit Mask works Tytan
2014 – Stank takes things
2013 – Eco Sees the Joker
2012 – Banned From Everywhere
2011 – No Gimmick Needed – Stan Fulton
2010 – Eco the Savior
2009 – Tytan: DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion
2008 – Rabbxt Becomes Bunny
2007 – “Cowboy” Johnny Adrenaline
2006 – The New Original Classic New Blackjacks 2000
2005 – Donovan Viper
NPC (Non-Player Character) of the Year
2018 - Josie
2017 - BRICK~!
2016 - BRICK~!
2015 - Jaime McAllister-Folz
2014 – Jaime McAllister-Folz
2013 – Ellie May From Elijay
2012 – Voice Over Guy
2011 – Justin Sane
2010 - Selena
2009 - Selena
2008 – (tie) Carl From Fresno & Alexis Darling
2007 – No Award Given
2006 – Missy
2005 – Ric Flair
Pay Per View of the Year
2014 – End of Days 8
Legacy Awards
Wrestler of the Decade – LD Williams
Tag Team of the Decade – Texpress
Face of the Decade – Danny Taylor
Heel of the Decade – Moosehead Jack
