[L!zz~]

(As Kylie pretends to sleep, Bev pulls out her phone to check her messages. Sighing, she pulls up a text she hasn't responded to and re-reads it)

AD: Welcome back. Let's talk.

(Tapping at the screen she replies: Will be back in the States tomorrow. Let's touch base, sorry for late reply. Kylie been keeping me busy.)

(Pocketing her phone she reaches for her sisters tablet and opens it, seeing where Kylie paused the show, sighing yet again she switches to Snoopy Pop)

Fade

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is in the training ring, when Moose and Stank come in.

FW: It's about time. No jobbers have shown up yet.

S: Fire....Why is Josie sleeping in our room?

FW: It's nap time.

S: No, I mean--

FW: Seriously, with Fernando and his posse around, can you think of any place safer than the Destroyitarium?

S: No, I get that, I mean...I thought we set up the store room for her?

FW: Lucas...do you know how many store rooms were made up for me when I was her age? I'm not doing that to her.

S: But--

FW: Don't worry, I've put in a requisition for another room to be added on to the Destroyitarium when we get back from the overseas trip.

S: How does that even work?

FW: *shrug* I dunno, just does.

MHJ: *getting into the ring*Speaking of overseas, have you heard from your total waste of an .... assistant?

FW: Lucky has everything back on track for Iceland. TheGoodCarl has submitted to the court that the manner of the wedding Brick did, and all the mistakes, make it not legally binding--

MHJ/S: Hallelujah.

FW: --so no lengthly annulment is needed. We will have to wait and see if all the paperwork is good enough for the Icelandic authorities, but Lucky doesn't seem to think there's a problem....at least nothing the Westies can't handle.

S: Who?

MHJ: Well, great.

FW: I was thinking...do you think....well, is Stan still ordained?

MHJ: I believe so.

FW: Do you think....well, do you think he'd perform the ceremony?

MHJ: You'd have to ask him. But I approve.

FW: Great, now I got to just hear it from the groom that we're all on board with this.

S: Well what do you think?

MHJ: I think we only booked this for two hours...where's our damn jobbers?

Justin Sane comes in. On reflex, everyone gives him five bucks.

JS: Jobbers aren't coming...they're all afraid to get in the ring with you two.

MHJ: That's ridiculous.

Fire starts to stare at Moose the same way she stares at her opponents.

S: Uh, Moose...

MHJ: No, what are we paying these assholes for, flying them around the world, giving them a chance and all and they're not even going to show up for practice?

S: Moose...

MHJ: What!

Stank points to Fire. Moose turns to look at her.

MHJ: Hey, sis.

FW: Hey.

S: I'm outta here.

MHJ: So---

FW: So I guess we will just have to practice on each other. Ready?

Fire grins and while Moose flinches a smidge at that, he quickly recovers.

MHJ: Oh yeah....bring it.

FAAAAADE

[Jack Quinn]

<Fire and Moose are beating the shit out of one another, as the Quinns do, when two masked jobbers hit the ring. Moose and Fire pause for a moment, then go after the masked jobbers. Before they can attack though, both are dropped with brass knuckle shots to the temple! The jobbers pull their masks off and it's Mai and Juni! They put the boots to Moose and Fire, both hitting Endgames. Juni then grabs Fire and powerbombs her over the top rope through the Practice Match Announce Table, while Mai pulls Moose to his feet and powerbombs him over the top rope through the Practice Match Timekeepers Table! Clan Quinn lies in the wreckage of the tables while Sting drops a mic from the rafters.>

Juni: I put off being CEO so I could even the score with you two, this is just a taste of what you will get tomorrow night <somewhere a crowd roars>

Mai: Moose, I played you like a fool........again <looking at her brother> you know, the supposed badass Quinns don't look so tough right about now

Juni: There's a new first family in wrestling now. <Juni grabs a barely conscious Fire by the face> This is MY yard now

<Juni and Mai reach under the ring and come out with two cans of spray paint, they draw big M's on both Moose and Fire, then toss the cans and walk away to that same cheering crowd>

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman and Josie are in the Destroyitarium. Jack Bullet peeks in the door.

JB: Is it clear?

FW: As long as you're here to visit Josie, you can come in.

Jack comes in and looks in horror at the table they are sitting at.

JB: What..... what is......

J: Auntie Fire and I are carving punkins.

JB: I ... I can see that.... Fire, do you think it's okay for Josie to be using such a large knife?

FW: Don't be stupid...I'm doing the cutting.

JB: Yeah, uh... about that....

The camera pulls back and we see two pumpkins that look vaguely like Juni and Mai Muyo. If Juni and Mai Muyo were in pain, which they must be as there are two of Moose's spare scalpels sticking out of their "heads." Josie is gleefully putting red liquid on them.

J: My hands are too little to cut punkins, Unca Jack. But I can spread the bloooooooood!

She draws it out when she says it and giggles as she makes sure there's enough blood.

J: Is that too much?

FW: What have I told you?

J: Never too much blood!!!!

FW: Exactly.

JB: Um...Fire....over here?

Fire gets up and follows Jack away from Josie.

JB: Are you...SURE that this is appropriate activity for a--

FW: Jack it's Halloween. And fake blood.

Jack sighs and Fire goes back to Josie.

FW: Okay, now what are we going to do with them?

J: Let's....um, let's put them on STAKES outside of their dressing rooms!

FW: Great idea!

Fire grabs one pumpkin, and puts the other in a wagon that has large wooden stakes in them, and holds Josie's other hand which is, we should point out, still covered with fake blood. Neither notices or cares.

J: And after the show can we light them on fire!!!!

FW: Whatever you want, kid....coming, Jack?

JB: Uh....no....you two crazy kids have um....fun, I guess....

Fire and Josie head out the door one way, and Jack goes the other, shaking his head.

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom 12 (#886)
Live! From Salem, Massachusetts
October 31, 2018

EDDIE EDWARDS & FLIP GORDON vs. THE DARLINGS


Gordon and Edwards get nice ovations from the crowd, both being Massachusetts natives. The OOWF worked out a deal with Impact Wrestling and Ring of Honor allowing them to be here tonight. The Darlings announced and make their way to the ring, they get a nice pop from the crowd that only increases when they shake hands with Edwards and Gordon.

The bell rings and Alex and Eddie start things off and put on an absolute matt classic. They trade moves, tag in their partners, they trade moves, and it is all staying completely clean. The crowd is absolutely eating it up. Gordon nearly gets a three when he hits a 840 moonsault onto Alexis, but she somehow rolls her shoulder at two.

The end finally comes when Alex catches Gordon mid-air and hits him with a DARLING DRIVER! Alex covers as Lexie keeps Edwards out and gets the three!
WINNERS in 35:29 – The Darlings

After the match, once again, there is a round of handshakes and Alex and Lexie raise their arms, then celebrate with the fans for a moment longer after Edwards and Gordon leave, and the crowd absolutely eats it up.

MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU vs. TRENT POWERS – Winner Gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Next Week

The three tear into one another and Powers shows that, while he is new to the OOWF, he is not new to wrestling, easily holding his own with the former world heavyweight champion and Shizuru. The end nearly comes quickly in when Shizuru nails Mac with a thrust kick to the throat and goes for a moonsault, but Powers catches him on the ropes and hits the BSN – Back Suplex Neckbreaker – from the top rope! Mac breaks up the pin to save the match, then pulls Powers to his feet, sends him to the ropes, hits a kick to the gut slips behind and hits a CLEMENTE BRIDGE SUPLEX that is broken up at two by Shizuru.

The action continues fast and furious for nearly twenty minutes. The end comes when Mac has Powers in SLEEP MODE, but Shizuru slides back into the ring and hits a LUNGBLOWER on Mac! He grabs a stunned Mac and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Powers breaks it up just a second too late and Shizuru gets the win and the title match!
WINNER in 18:44 – Shizuru

ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE CIRCLE – Random Tag Tournament Finals
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen once again Zed is filling in for the injured Kylie Mignolio. We wish Kylie the best as she heels and gets ready to come back to the active roster
Razz: What I wonder is this, if Zed and Bridget win tonight, Zed will have been partners with Bridget in two of the three matches they have wrestled, would Kylie still deserve the win?
Russ: Well, the winning team would no doubt be in line for a shot at the tag team champions, it seems to me like it would be Kylie, once she returns.
Razz: I wouldn’t be real happy with that if I were Zed
Russ: And don’t forget, Kylie won the Invitational, she has a shot at ANY title in the OOWF
Razz: that’s a lot to think about!
Russ: They are going to have their hands full with multiple time tag team champions, the Circle, tonight.

The Circle shows their experience and dominates this match. Zed and Bridget work well enough together, but they obviously don’t click like Shannon and Ghost. The crowd is firmly behind Zed and Bridget. Zed and Bridget gain the advantage and Bridget goes all BRIDGET~! And uses herself as a weapon, slamming into Ghost and Shannon, sending the former out of the ring. While that is going on, Zed grabs Shannon and pins her arms and repeatedly slams her in the face with headbutts. As Ghost begins to stir on the outside, Shizuru races to ringside and grabs Ghost and PLANTS him with a DDT.

Inside the ring, Shannon breaks free from Zed and catches Zed with a kick to the temple, Bridget grabs her around the waist and runs her into the ropes for a roll up, as they get to the ropes, Shizuru jumps onto the apron and sprays RED MIST in Shannon’s eyes! Bridget rolls her up, one…….two……THREE!
WINNERS of the Random Tag Team Tournament in 19:37 – Zed & Bridget O’Malley

Shizuru celebrates with Zed and Bridget, who have no idea why he is out there, Shannon is writhing in pain on the mat, she rolls out of the ring and lands next to a dazed Ghosthead. Medics make their way to the ring to check on both of them, while Shizuru leads a confused Zed and Bridget to the back.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

BFE comes out like a house on fire and takes the fight to the Saints, but the Saints are ready for everything BFE throws their way. The Saints quickly cut the ring in half and pummel poor Justin. The Saints tag in and out at will, with Folz working the knees and Fulton crushing Justin with power moves. They cover, but Bill breaks it up, then starts stomping and clapping and we get a LET’S GO JUS-TIN CLAP,CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP chant. Justin begins to stir, and when Fulton lifts him for a powerbomb, he quickly finds out YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB JUSTIN SANE! Justin slides down his back and tries to take him over with a sunset flip that is obviously not going to work. Fulton grabs him by the throat and pulls him up off his feet. Justin kicks off of Fulton’s chest, does a nice backflip, then drops to his knees and crawls between Fulton’s lets and makes the tag to Bill.

The place ERUPTS as Bill comes in and cleans house. He sends Folz to the outside with a BIONIC ELBOW, then turns to Fulton and gives him the flip, flop and fly, and when Fulton falls, Bill hits the ropes and drops the PCPL (People’s) Elbow! Bill covers and the crowd counts along, but Fulton kicks out at two. Bill calls for Justin and Justin climbs to the top rope while Bill holds Fulton on his feet. Before Justin can jump, Folz hops onto the apron and shoves him, sending Justin flying off the top and crashing through the Witch Hazel Announce Table – and BOY is she not happy about THAT! While she works on a spell to turn Folz into a toad, Bill lets go of Fulton and goes after Folz, but Folz guillotines him on the top rope, as Bill stagers backward, Fulton hits the CLEAR CUT, then adds a DROP LINE for the three count and win!
WINNERS in 13:11 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Saints of Sinners

STANK vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

We kick this bout off with Stank teasing Zed in a test of strength and Zed doesn’t back down. He reaches his hands through, but as soon as he does Stank practically drives him into the mat. Stank even tried to pin Zed this way but only got a one count because Zed bridged and hit Stank with a knee to break the hold. Stank shook his hands out and actually challenged Zed again, but Stank was only baiting the man in and when he raised his hands he teed off with some stiff kicks before using the ropes for momentum to hit a knee to the chin! Zed didn’t budge, in fact he smiled. He told Stank to try it again. Stank let loose with kicks to his legs then off the ropes again and a diving forearm – OW! Zed takes an open hand chop to the face!?! He falls on the mat and Stank gets to a knee repeatedly chopping Zed with downward open palm slaps! Zed writhes in pain after each one until Stank picked him up and whipped him into the corner. Stank have chase quickly behind him which would prove to be a mistake when Zed uns up the turnbuckle PARKOUR style and hits a moonsault on Stank for a two count!

Stank would escape the ring, but not for long as Zed went after him with a tope suicida! BUT Stank CAUGHT HIM!?! Stank drives Zed into the ring post before power slamming Zed to the floor! Stank admires his work sliding into the ring and waiting for the referee to count to 9 before Zed gets in! Stank savagely chops Zed into the corner again rattling his damn bones! Stank backs up and hits a massive YAKUZA KICK – NO! Zed ducked it! Zed tees off AGAIN with kicks and strikes before scaling the corner where Stank is stuck, slapping him and hitting a flip over Blockbuster! Zed only gets a two count as Stank throws Zed off and to his feet to kick out! But Zed hits a standing shooting star press for and another two count! Stank tossed Zed again. He’s beside himself but he’s no choice but to keep going and this time it’s a leg drop. And another. And another. And another?

And another. Good god Zed isn’t stopping! He’s leg dropping Stank straight to hell. He keeps going and the fans are cheering and booing him on until he’s practically out of breath and slows down leaning on the ropes smiling at the crowd- OH GOD. STANK sits up and looks at Zed and takes the smile from his soul. Zed goes off the ropes and clotheslines Stank sliding but he doesn’t budge. Core strength, folks. Stank roars like a lion as he gets to his feet but here comes Zed with a basement forearm – NO! Stank lunged forward with a headbutt! He goes off the ropes and catches Zed with a spear that nearly sends him through the ropes! Stank tries for the pin but Zed got his foot on the bottom rope! Stank roars again dragging Zed to the middle of the ring and lifting up his near lifeless frame into a standing rear naked choke! It’s “NAP TIME” for Zed as he flails his legs wildly trying to break the hold! But he doesn’t and as he goes lifeless the referee checks to see if he’s out. He raises his arm once and it drops. He raises it a second time and…. It drops. The referee lift’s Zeds arm a third time and inevitably like we all expected it….

WAIT IT DIDN’T DROP!?! Zeds arm nearly fell but it lifts back up and he’s come back to life! Stank doesn’t care for the crowd trying to cheer for Zed out of the hold and he drops him to his feet before locking in the pumphandle and lifting him up for the WAIT! Zed slips out the back! He kicks Stank and drops to his knees and gives him the finger and hits a beautiful disaster kick! To snapmare driver! Stank tries getting back up, but Zed is right there to cover him for the pin, and the victory!
WINNER in 28:11 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Zed

As Stank leaves the ring, we notice that he is limping badly. He only makes it a few feet before the rest of the Saints head down the ramp to help him to the back

NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Nick Fleming comes out first, to a smattering of "Welcome Back" chants. He predictably no sells those, and gets in the ring, totally focused on the task at hand. Next out is YOUR Heavyweight Champion, Jack "Silver Eagle" Bullet, holding his championship belt high. A few smart-ass signs congratulating him on his recent "marriage" appear. Jack just smiles, but Fleming shakes his head with disapproval. The referee takes the belt and does the necessary work with that, and then we're off!

On a lock up and opening four to five minutes, really, of a good back-and-forth wrestling. They go back and forth at a good pace, and if there was any ring rust on Fleming, he's long rid of it now. Fleming gets the upper hand, tripping Bullet up with a drop toe hold and applying a sleeper. Bullet flails his arms around and almost accidentally hits one of the ropes, grabbing it in surprise. Fleming breaks the hold and both men get to their feet and resume the pace they were on before.

Fleming whips Bullet into the corner and follows him in with a splash. Fleming Irish whips him across the ring, but Bullet puts on the breaks. He pulls Fleming in with kick to the gut and lifts him up but Fleming slingshots right over him. Fleming lands on his feet hits a back elbow to Bullet's face. Bullet's hands immediately go up, leaving him open. Fleming returns the favor to kick Bullet in the gut, but this time it's Bullet's turn to power out of the lift. Bullet whips Fleming across the ring, and Fleming reverses it, but NO~! then Bullet does! Fleming grabs the ropes to push himself off and Bullet seizes the opportunity to "go low when Fleming goes high" and scores a quick roll up....one two...THREE~! Fleming kicks out a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 39:22 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Nick Fleming......the announcer quickly realizes his mistake and corrects it, Ladies and Gentlemen, your WINNER in 39:22 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion - Jack Bullet!

<the crowd, who had booed the original announcement, cheers the second announcement>

Bullet lies on the mat, well aware that he has just been in a fight. Fleming is on his feet arguing that the count was fast, that he was up, and the replay shows it was EXTREMELY close. Bullet gets to his feet and as the referee is about to hand him the title, Fleming grabs it and SLAMS it right in Bullet’s face! Fleming grabs Bullet and hits a PILEDRIVER on the title! The two moves have left Bullet busted wide open and out cold. Fleming looks down at him and sneers, then walks to the back as medics come to check on Bullet

CLAN QUINN vs. THE MUYOS – Chamber of Horrors Match

This one is simple, it’s a steel cage match, but it’s also surrounded by a Hell in the Cell, so you can escape all you want. The ring is littered with plunder, tables, ladders and chairs (oh my!) as well as every other manner of weapon you can imagine. Mai and Eco are announced first and make their way to the ring and the crowd absolutely erupts. Those cheers don’t last long as Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon plays and a CLEARLY VERY PISSED OFF Clan Quinn storms the ring.

As you would expect, this match is a scientific masterpiece with moves, counters and lots of chain and matt wrestling…………ok, who am I kidding? This thing is a blood bath. Juni and Mai are busted open within minutes of the match starting as Fire and Moose are possessed with rage. Mai and Juni turn the tables and bloody Moose and Fire. Fire and Eco fight out of the cage and cell and end up on top of the whole thing. Inside the ring, Mai and Moose beat one another with anything they can get their hands on. On top of the cage, Eco nails Fire with an ENDGAME, then sees Mai is in trouble, Moose has her on top of the ladder and lifts her for the GTSF! On top of the cage, Eco tries to climb down, but Fire rolls to the edge of the cage and traps him in a TRIANGLE CHOKE! Eco fights to break the hold AND hold onto the cage. He slips and Fire is holding ALL of his weight while he hangs in the air from the top of the cage! Blood spurts from his head as his body goes limp. Fire releases the hold and Juni falls and crashes through the Mexican Announce table.

Fire climbs down off the cage as Moose is trying to hit the GTSF on Mai, she kicks off the cage and sends the ladder tumbling over. As soon as she hits the mat, Fire pulls her up and hits the MOOSEKILLER! Moose pounces on her and traps her in the JI-ENDO and Mai loses consciousness! Moose releases the hold and collapses to the mat, while Fire does the same. WINNERS in 33:21 – Clan Quinn

Razz: THAT WAS A WAR!
Russ: But was it worth it? They probably shortened their careers by YEARS here tonight!
Razz: Are you really asking if it was worth it to the Quinns?
Russ: Those two are just……..reprehensible
Razz: I am sure they will thank you for the compliment!
Russ: For Razz, I’m Russ, be sure to check out MidWeek Mayhem next week Live, from Olafsfjordhur, Iceland!

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Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 7th live! From Olafsfjordhur, Iceland