[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#887)
Live! From Olafsfjordhur, Iceland
November 7, 2018

OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Shizuru vs. Shannon Mann

Jack Bullet, Zed & Bridget O'Malley vs. Nick Fleming, Trent Powers & Ghosthead
Juni Muyo, Mai Muyo & Banned From Everywhere vs. Saints of Sinners
Mac Flasher vs. Alexis Darling
Alexander Darling vs. TBA


Card subject to more Lucky paper fuck ups

[Jack Quinn]

<we cut to the Destroyitarium where Fire is helping Stank to the bar. Stank is on crutches and clearly in pain>

MHJ: How bad is it?

Sta: some torn cartilage, mild MCL sprain, and they have to drain fluid off of it

SF: How long will you be out?

Sta: Couple weeks, month at the most. Don't worry, I am still in for the match against Juni and Mai and whoever the hell they choose

MF: Want us to go kick the shit out of Zed?

Sta: Nah, I'll get him when I'm back. Unless it's against one of you, let's just make sure he keeps that IC title so I can take it from

<the Saints all nod in agreement and we fade>

[Fire-Babe]

At the airport, Josie is on the phone.

J: No, I'm not scared, Kiki......I love flying! and PUNKINS! We lit them on fire after the match and....but.....but Auntie Fire says "Color sells"....okaaaaaaaay...."

We leave this conversation to where Fire and Stank are talking.

S: I think that doctor is full of--

FW: Lucas....it's fine...we'll just postpone.

S: Mom and Gramma are already in Iceland.

FW: And Lucky has set them up with wonderful tours. They're having a great time.

S: Yeah, just not AS great a time.

FW: Lucas, please....you'll rejoin us on the road when you're ready, and then--

S: Then we'll get married.

They kiss each other goodbye

S: What about Josie?

FW: Well, Lucky and TheGoodCarl seem to think that they can drag out the custody case for a while, and even then, we aren't going to be in the States until New Year's Evil. No way Fernando can touch her, and even if he tries--

S: She's in the Saints care-. He wouldn't dare. By the way, why do you call him "The Good Carl?"

FW: Because I can't keep them straight. Don't worry, all the legal stuff will be totally on the up and up. Fernando's attorneys has the phone number for ours.

S: Carl.

FW: Yep, Carl.

S: The good one?

FW: *shrug* Who knows? It just says "Carl" in my phone.

Final boarding call is made, so Lucas and Fire kiss goodbye again. She turns and takes Josie's hand as they go through security to the terminal.

[Leo]

Carl Sack, the Good One, Business Manager and Attorney for "Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet, speaks with the OOWF World Champion in the airport as talent and staff wait to board the plane to Iceland.

CS: So, Brick turned in the paperwork I gave him to be legal to marry people in the state of Massachusetts, but the office hadn't opened yet Friday morning for it to be signed off on. At the time he "married" you and Firewoman by accident, he was as legal to perform nuptials as...well, a brick in the wall.

JB: So, Firewoman and I are not married and never were?

CS: Nope, only in BRICK'S~! addled brain. Sure, it complicated matters, but it also stalled out the courts and Fernando's lawyers long enough. And now with you guys globe hopping until you hit Hawaii after New Year's, it will be even harder for Fernando to put a trace on you.

JB: And what about Josie's guardianship?

CS: Since the paper you signed was to give custody to the secondary guardian and spouse and Firewoman is still without spouse, you're still the primary guardian. Now, if you want Firwoman to do the heavy lifting there, that's between you and her, but I don't know if I would give up that ace in the hole until Kylie is back on her feet. You staying the primary by name might be best right now.

JB: I'm told because of his injuries, Stank isn't going to Iceland and the wedding there is off. Firewoman has been better about this than I would have thought once she accepted what was happening. I think we can keep Josie going for a couple more months.

CS: Lucky is still in Iceland and can help you out there if you need anything. He's a pretty good guy, I've liked working with him. Firewoman doesn't deserve him.

JB: I'm pretty sure everybody involved knows that.

Bullet and Sack shake hands as we fade.

[Leo]

Voicemail from Jack Bullet's phone 2 p.m. Nov. 1.

*BEEP*

Hey, Jackie Boy, it's Carl. No, not that Carl. Carl from Fresno. Am I the Bad Carl?

Anyway, I've been talking with witches here in Salem about counteracting Mama Juana. They gave me some green juice and said to spread it around her feet and say some mumbo jumbo to make her go away. I accidentally drank it and now I don't feel so good. I can hear colors and taste sounds. Bing Bong is trying to get a patent on it.

Call me back, it's Carl...from Fresno.

*BEEP*

[snelson66]

CUT to a ‘Nick Fleming for OOWF Champion’ logo. That FADES to a clip of the Halloween episode of Midweek Mayhem where Nick Fleming was announced as OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, then it was changed to Jack Bullet.

CUT to Nick Fleming appearing on screen standing amongst a group of backstage workers; he’s talking to them and they all smile and shake his hand.

VO: “Nick Fleming is a man of the people. Nick Fleming understands the needs of the working men and women in the OOWF. These men and women know that Nick Fleming was announced as OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. They know how that title was stolen by Jack Bullet.”

FADE to images of Jack Bullet showing off his teeth while pinging sounds play.

VO: “Jack Bullet shows the world a perfect smile while exploiting these workers. Never once has Jack Bullet grasped a worker’s hand in friendship or respect. Nick Fleming has.”

CUT to images of Fleming helping set up the PHWF ring and sitting sharing coffee and, yes, a laugh or two, while he and the backstage crew sit on PHWF rolling cases.

VO: “Nick Fleming is a man of the people. Nick Fleming is an honest, hard-working person, like you.”

CUT to video of the Bullet-Firewoman marriage “ceremony.”

VO: “Jack Bullet engages in sham marriages to thwart the legal system. Jack Bullet is a cheat and a criminal.”

CUT to an image of Nick Fleming standing in front of a fluttering OOWF banner.

VO: “Nick Fleming. Your true OOWF World Champion.”

NF: (in voice over) “I’m Nick Fleming and I approve this message because the OOWF needs an honest champion.”

FADE

[Leo]

We join in progress the end of the OOWF World Title Match from DDDD 12 between Jack Bullet and Nick Fleming. Fleming grabs the ropes to push himself off and Bullet seizes the opportunity to "go low when Fleming goes high" and scores a quick roll up....one two...THREE~! Fleming kicks out a fraction of a second too late!

Mike Elevenbee then announces, "WINNER in 39:22 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Nick Fleming......the announcer quickly realizes his mistake and corrects it, Ladies and Gentlemen, your WINNER in 39:22 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion - Jack Bullet!"

A title screen then pops up that reads "Nick Fleming - OOWF World Heavyweight Champion." We then cut to a three minute video of Jack Nicholson laughing.



The title screen pops back up and under "Nick Fleming - OOWF World Heavyweight Champion" it also now reads "from one Jack to another, we know how absurd this is."

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

<we cut to a cemetery in Iceland. Moose and Fire are sitting on a tombstone, Fire is meditating, Moose is smoking a cigar, both have their faces painted>

MHJ: Tonight we celebrate Dia del los muertos. The Mexican day of the dead. On this day the Mexicans from Mexican town in Detroit would flock to the cemeteries and honor the dead. They would leave a gift of tequila, or other personal gifts on their tombstones, a gift to those had passed in remembrance. Tonight, on the tombstone, I leave the friendship bracelet the Saints of Sinners jacket I gave to Mai Muyo. She has betrayed her word. She has dishonored herself, she gave her word, but she lied. And before anyone says it, I knew Fire was being dishonest, I knew the whole time. Mai, you lied to me, you gave your word that you were with us, against your brother, and you lied. For that, your spirit will never rest.

<Fire opens her eyes and looks at the camera>

FW: And Junichiro Muyo, you have betrayed the Gods. You claimed to have my back, in good and bad, you were the only one I could trust, you insisted you had my best interests at hand, you lied, you betrayed your word, and for that, you will suffer.

MHJ: The two of you have not yet joind Dia de los Muertos, but you will, and when you are gone to the afterlife, we will celebrate your deaths, we will honor you with the appropriate offerings. To Mai Muyo I give a cowards burial, I leave on your grave a mirror, so you can see the hypocrite you are. So you can see the face that the lies have betrayed.

FW: And for you, Junichiro Muyo, I sacrifice the swine, representing the loathsome pig you are. The man who uses his own flesh and blood to satiate his greediest needs. You sacrificed your sister to the Saints of Sinner to satiate your lust for power. You convinced her to sell her soul to the devil to further your cause, for that, you will suffer the eternal damnation of failure, you will suffer the failures in everything you try because the only means to your success is deceit and hatres

MHJ: Your time is coming. When you hope for nothing and get everything, that is destiny, and for the Quinn's, your demise is our destiny. You will fall at our hands, and there isn't a goddamn thing you can do about it.

FW: And trust me, that sparkles with me

<fade>

[Leo]

"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet relaxes in one of the famous Icelandic hot springs alone. From underneath the water emerges Mama Juana wearing a white one piece bathing suit.

MJ: You are not surprised to see me.

JB: Not anymore. You can live on the moon for all I know.

MJ: The marriage to Firewoman was false. It caused confusion and doubt. It was foreseen by the cards.

JB: It was a rough week, but I guess everything is back to normal.

MJ: Not so much. Firewoman has once again lied to the world and doesn't expect their to be consequences. She and Stank were to be married here in Iceland so they can could take full custody of Josie. Now that will not take place. Josie's future is cloudy. The cards cannot tell it. Man's law say a married couple would be best for her. Everything is still in place for the wedding of Firewoman and Stank here in Iceland. Everything is there, but the names of the betrothed.

JB: I'm not marrying Fire for real.

MJ: She's not the only option available.

Mama Juana then sinks back underneath the water and Bullet gets a peaceful smile on his face as we FADE.

[Leo]

Carl From Fresno stands outside an OOWF house show from an indeterminate previous time.

CF: Okay, I'm going to show the fans in line here a sign and get their honest reactions to it.

Carl flips the large card in his hand around to reveal "Nick Fleming - OOWF Champion."

We then cut to several fans.

Fan 1: (laughing) Yeah, yeah, never going to happen.

Fan 2: (big sigh) Damn, is everybody else dead.

Fan 3: I'd stop watching, that doesn't interest me.

Fan 4: (doing his best Comic Book Guy impression): Worst...champion...ever

Fan 5: a boy about 5-year-old who is just uncontrollably crying.

Fan 6: (slight chuckle) This ain't April Fool's Day, what's that shit?

Fan 7: I'd believe Paul Smackage as champion first. Really, c'mon.

Fan 8: I've always believed wrestling is for the fans and that's not for the fans. I don't know who that services.

Fan 9: I don't know who that is. Some jobber?

Fan 10: Just kind of stares for a minute and then walks away.

CF: There you have it, 10 out of 10 OOWF fans want no part of Nick Fleming as OOWF Champion and neither should you. Remember, Jack Bullet a Better Man for a Better OOWF. I approve this message, but I'm just Carl...From Fresno.

FADE.

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene finds MAC FLASHER and BRIDGET O’MALLEY walking down the Hallway of Random Encounters when they randomly encounter ‘SILVER EAGLE’ JACK BULLET. Since an INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA was on site, there’s audio and video*

JACK: “Mac. Bridget. How are you two?”

BRIDGET: “JACK! We’re doing well … Just caught a mov- …”

MAC (singing … poorly, and interrupting): “Is this the real life? Is this just wrestling? Mac and the champion, and Bridget O’Malley. Open your eyes, look up to the lights and count … I’m just a Yinzer, I need no sympathy. Because I’m easy come, easy go. I was the champ, but now I’m not. Any way the belt goes, only really matters on me … On me.”

BO’M: “Oh God. Just … Damn it, Mac.”

MF (totally unaware): “Juana … I’ll kill this man. ‘Cause I can wrestle. I can sing. Jack just shows his teeth and makes them ping. Juana … His reign has just begun. But soon Mac will take it all away. Juana … I’m going to make him cry and him wish he never beat me at all.”

*MAC pantomimes a guitar solo as JACK tries to stifle laughter while BRIDGET wants to crawl into the nearest hole*

MF (continuing): “I see a working-class hero named Flasher. Name is Mac! Name is Mac! He has his own Nintendo … He beat Stank. He beat Moose. Very, very frightening Jack! …”

JB (while MAC is still singing): “Is he …”

BO’M: “I have no idea.”

MF: “And I’m here to let you know, I’ll put on a show to get my title back on me … on me … ON MEEEEEEE! … So you think you can super kick me and pin me for three? So you think you celebrate and not give a rematch. Oh, Bullet! Can’t do this to me, Bullet! Just need a rematch. Just need a rematch, very sooooonnnn …”

BO’M: “Are you about done?”

MF: “The title really matters. Anyone can see. The title really matters … The title really matters … tooooooo meeeeee … Any way the belt goes.”

JB: “Impressive …”

MF: “MAC FLASHER! …” *MAC whispers to simulate crowd response* “…WORKING CLASS HERO! Thank you, Olafsfjordhur!”

*MAC exits, leaving BRIDGET and JACK alone*

JB: “So, I can tell what movie you two saw.”

BO’M (rolling her eyes) : “Was it really that obvious?”

*the scene fades as JACK and BRIDGET continue small talk*

[Sportsguy]

We fade in to the Destroyitarium and see Matt, Jaime and Stan watching football. During a commercial break Matt flips over and sees Mac's promo. Matt laughs and then clears his throat.

Matt (Singing, even worse than Mac): We've defended these belts, time after time. No matter who they put up against us, we beat them just fine. And mistakes, we make very few. We've...

Matt's (fortunately for everyone but him) interrupted by a hard elbow to the chest from his tag team partner. Matt tries to catch his breath.

Jaime: What the hell Stan?

Stan: Did you really want to listen to any more of that?

Jaime: Well.....no.

Stan: I rest my case.

Matt: Yeah I probably deserved that.

FADE

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is WALKING~! through the halls, desperately trying to find someone. She finally does.

FW: LUCKY! Oh my gods, I've been looking everywhere for you.

L: Oh? Lock yourself out of the Destroyitarium again?

FW: What? NO...um....

Firewoman checks her pockets for keys.

FW: Okay, maybe. But no not for that, it's this.

Fire thrusts the run-sheet for the week in front of his face. Lucky pushes it away.

L: C'mon, I can't read that so close.

He takes it from her and reads it at a more logical distance from his face.

FW: I'm not on it! I need you to contact Danny and maybe the board and remind them of my contract stipulations and--

L: Yes you are.

FW: Where?

L: You're in the Saints of Sinners match. You're one of them, remember?

Fire takes the sheet back and looks at it.

FW: Oh.

L: Oh. Now I need to--

Lucky is interrupted by Jack Bullet coming up.

JB: Lucky, thanks for getting all that wedding stuff sorted through.

L: Yeah, well, I have some experience with that. *Fire glares*

JB: Fire, I'm sorry Stank won't be joining us, and I'm glad your attorney is here, because... well, since you guys didn't get married in the states and won't be getting married here, that still makes me Josie's guardian.

FW: Uh huh.

JB: So...If you want, I'll help you get her stuff together so she come over to my--

FW: No.

JB: No?

L: Uh.....I'm not sure that's the best call here, Fire...

FW: No.

JB: Okay, why?

FW: I will give you three reasons that it's inappropriate, no matter what the legal shit says. First, consider the optics of an adult man taking custody of an unrelated toddler, no matter what he's doing with her aunt.

JB: Wow, right into the gutter you went.

FW: Second, you yourself agreed that the Destroyitarium is quite possibly the safest place for her if Fernando hires people to take her.

JB: Yes, but--

FW: Third, she's taking a nap.

JB: ...

FW: ...

L: Fire, legally, I have to tell you--

FW: Tell me all you want...it's not happening.

JB: Now look here, Fire--

JB: Oh please, stop pretending you're going to actually do anything. Kylie trusted me to protect Josie and that is what I'm doing. You'd have to punch me to take her, and we both know you're not going to do that.

Fire storms away. Jack looks at Lucky.

L: I'll try to talk to her, but--

JB: Yeah...good luck.

FADE

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene finds REVEREND BRICK~! overseeing – and participating - in the construction of The God Complex when the INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA finds MAC FLASHER approaching. While MAC is not thrilled, REV. BRICK~! stops building an outer wall to greet MAC*

REV. BRICK~!: “MacIntosh! You’ve finally seen the light?”

MAC: “Well, you did say I’d find him here.”

RB~!: “Mac … You can find God anywhere. The God Complex is where you’d find God’s word.”

MF: “No. Zed. You said I’d find Zed here.”

RB~!: “Oh. Right! He’s in the cafeteria.”

*MAC heads into The God Complex with the INC following as REV. BRICK~! can be heard offering encouragement to the contractors building The God Complex. MAC finds ZED, finishing off a Bojangles sweet tea. ZED spots MAC and sighs*

ZED: “Can’t even eat a meal in peace.”

MF: “Just don’t fuck her over.”

Z: “Beg pardon?”

MF: “Bridget. Do not fuck her over.”

Z: “Oh. This tag-team thing. Look. I don’t like her. I damn sure don’t like you. But the one thing I will not do, when there is a victory to be had, is let my feelings get in the way. I’m here to win matches. To win championships.”

MF: “Yes. You’ve made that clear time and time again. But Bridget is up a tree about having to pick between you and Kylie Mignolio when that title shot finally happens. All she can think about is how you’ve tried to end her career before it really even started and how you’ve been as big a thorn in her side as you’ve been mine. But, Reverend BRICK~! has been at Bridget and I day and night to reconcile with you.”

Z: “He’s … Been at me about that, too. Bad enough that I feel like I’m going to have to align with Juni since BRICK~! went and found God. Now he wants me to hate you and Thirty-Seven less.”

MF: “How did this whole religion thing come about?”

Z: “Let Awesome Bill tell you. He was there and likely the most responsible party.”

MF: “Fair enough. Anyhow …”

Z: “Yeah. I really don’t know … I mean, I meant everything I’ve said since Johnstown and I meant everything I’ve done. That part hasn’t changed. But to your credit, you have hardly flinched in all of this. I guess I can compliment you on that.”

MF: “Thanks?”

Z: “Look. If you’re coming here looking for a hug and a PlayStation buddy, you’re walking out disappointed. But …”

*ZED sighs*

Z: “I didn’t want to have to do this.”

*ZED offers a handshake to MAC*

MF: “You’re joking. A year and a half of this shit. This quest to make my life miserable. To end my career. And you think I’m just going to take this handshake and forget everything.”

Z: “No. I want you to remember everything since Johnstown, and what you did to cause that. I also want you to know that as long as we’re aligned in this whole mess that BRICK~! is coordinating with his newfound religion – and the Muyos – that you have my word that I’m not going to fuck either you or Bridget over. Once that ends, I make no promises.”

*ZED offers the handshake again*

Z: “Are you going to shake this hand or not?”

MF: “Not yet.”

*MAC exits the cafeteria and the grounds of The God Complex as the INC follows ZED out to find REV. BRICK~!*

RB~!: “Zed! How did the conversation go?”

Z: “Better than I expected, but beneath your optimism.”

RB~!: “He’ll come around. You just have to have faith.”

Z: “I still think you’re crazy to even think that this will happen.”

RB~!: “They thought Jesus was crazy, too. Things worked out pretty well for him.”

Z: “Well … Until that whole mess with the cross and everything.”

RB~!: “SPOILERS! I haven’t made it that far.”

Z: “You’re absolutely ridiculous, Reverend.”

*REV. BRICK~! rejoins the construction effort while ZED walks back inside The God Complex as the scene fades*

[Leo]

"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet is still aimlessly wandering the halls, because that's what you do in the OOWF. As he rounds a corner Mama Juana is standing in front of him in a floor length white gown.

JB: I figured you would find me when you wanted to.

MJ: No, I appear when you need me.

JB: Firewoman isn't being very civil about taking Josie back.

MJ: Did you think she would be?

JB: Well, no, but I guess I expect better of people.

MJ: And that might be your weakness Jack Bullet. The cards predicted a devil entering your life and a devil appears.

JB: She mentioned the optics of an adult man taking custody of a small child he's not related to. If I was a lesser man I would have punched her in the face for making the suggestion she was.

MJ: I don't know, it seems to work out for Batman.

Bullet smiles.

JB: Humor. I never expected it from Fire and I don't expect it from you.

Juana smiles back.

MJ: There's a lot you don't know about me yet Jack Bullet, but could learn. You have that option before you. I know Lucky has all the marriage paperwork in place for Fire and Stank. All it needs are two names.

JB: Why are so interested in all this.

MJ: Reading tarot cards in a back alley of the Dominican Republic has it's charm, but it's not jet setting around the world with the OOWF World Champion. There's a lot you don't about me yet, Jack, like I said. I could be helpful to you in the ring and out of it. First of all, if you want best for Josie, it could also be what's best for you.

Bullet turns away as he thinks about it for a moment and turn back.

JB: Well, I still need...

Juana is gone.

JB: Now, who's fucking Batman.

[Leo]

"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet sits in the dark on a wooden bench in a room of the God Complex still in construction. Rev. BRICK~! walks in to find him.

RB: And how is my bell sheep doing today?

JB: Fucking miserable.

RB: Watch the damn language this is the Lord's house...or it will be once erected. Erected...should I say erected...completed, when it's completed.

JB: I'm stuck between that proverbial rock and a hard place. I want to do what is the best for Josie. I want to take her back from Firewoman and marrying Mama Juana might be my best chance.

RB: And your concern is the voodoo.

JB: My concern is that I don't love her.

RB: You didn't love Firewoman and you married her.

JB: I DIDN'T MARRY FIREWOMAN, YOU SCREWED UP DUMB ASS!

RB: Language...Love is not a meet cute in a dog park with Meg Ryan. It can take time to grow and hard work to foster. I think I read that on a fortune cookie. Anyway, sometimes we have to sacrifice for the greater good. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one. That's definitely Star Trek.

JB: But this is one on one. Myself or Josie.

RB: And Mama Juana, and Kylie when she gets better, and me and this church and the others from the OOWF starting to gather here and the fans. This decision affects everybody, Jack. You're a better man for a better OOWF. You're my bell sheep. But would you be an even better man, an even better bell sheep if you were married again, if you had a family again. You don't like to talk about it, but I know the best Jack Bullet was the one married with children. You never thought you could get there again, you can.

Rev. BRICK~! stands and exits. Bullet continues to sit in the dark and ponders.

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#887)
Live! From Olafsfjordhur, Iceland
November 7, 2018

STEVE THE LOST VIKING vs. ALEXANDER DARLING

Steve the Lost Viking comes to the ring with his tag partner Agrius, they are the Icelandic Wrestling Association tag team champions. The crowd cheers Steve loudly and he poses on the turnbuckle for those with the benefit of flash photography. Alexander Darling comes out next and the crowd gives him a huge ovation. Alex walks up to Steve and eyes him up and smirks and the two bump knuckles. The bell rings and the match begins. Alex and Steve works some chain wrestling for a bit, but Steve goes for too much too fast and tries a crossbody from the corner, Alex catches him in the face with a superkick, then follows it up with a Darling Driver for the win.
WINNER in 10:33 – Alexander Darling

After the match, Alex helps Steve to his feet, Steve leaves the ring and Alex celebrates with the crowd

MAC FLASHER vs. ALEXIS DARLING

As Alex makes his way to the back, Alexis is heading toward the ring and the Darlings bump knuckles as they pass. Lexie climbs into the ring and waves to the crowd. Mac is announced next and gets a big ovation from the crowd. The two of them meet in the middle of the ring and they carefully eye one another. Mac sticks out his hand and they shake hands tentatively. Finally the bell rings and we are off.

Back and forth match with Mac keeping the advantage early on. Mac gets a near fall after catching Lexie with a belly to belly suplex, but Lexie kicks out just before the three. Lexie gains the advantage when she slips free from a Flash Drive attempt and takes Mac down with a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! She covers, but Mac is out at two.

The crowd is completely into the action and cheers for both competitors. Lexie and Mac are keeping up a furious pace and the crowd is on the edge of their seats. Reversal follows reversal follows reversal until Mac slips free from a Darling Driver and catches Lexie with a FLASH DRIVE for the three count!
WINNER in 39:47 – Mac Flasher

Mac and Lexie get to their feet and the crowd continues to roar, they shake hands again and Lexie raises his arm, and the crowd is happy.

Razz: What a saccharine start to this show!
Russ: Two great matches to start off the show!
Razz: Ugh

JACK BULLET, ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. NICK FLEMING, TRENT POWERS & GHOSTHEAD

Bullet, Zed and Bridget all come out to the top of the ramp with BRICK~! and the crowd cheers loudly, even Zed, who looks slightly confused by the whole thing. They make their way to the ring and all take a knee with BRICK~! and go through their pre-match prayer. As they are doing their thing, Fleming, Powers and Ghost are announced, they make their way to the ring Fleming stops and looks at their little prayer circle and smirks before climbing into the ring. They break their huddle and the faces climb into the ring.

Bullet and Fleming start things off and tear into one another. This has become quite the budding rivalry between these two. Fleming backs Bullet into the corner and lights him up with chops, which annoys Bullet and he reverses positions with Fleming and catches him with chops.

And at this point, I will just be honest with you, it’s nine o’clock, you’ve probably been waiting for Mayhem for awhile now, and I am seriously suffering from some writers block, so after a great match, the faces get the win after Zed hits the Divine Intervention (what BRICK~!) calls it, and scores the win on Ghost.
WINNERS in 29:18 – Jack Bullet, Zed & Bridget O’Malley

MAI MUYO, JUNI MUYO & BFE vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

This one was a wild brawl for the whole match. Lots of blood, lots of weapons, lots of HOLY SHIT chants. In the end, The Muyos and BFE steal a win when Juni rolls Fire up and may or may not have had a handful of tights.
WINNERS in 47:11 – Mai Muyo, Juni Muyo and Banned From Everywhere

SHIZURU vs. SHANNON MANN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Ghost initially comes to the ring with Shannon, but the referee orders him back to the back. Shannon tries to avoid Shizuru for as much of the match as she can, and quickly works through her referee warnings trying to pin him, but Shizuru fights back. Shannon thinks she has Shizuru and heads to the corner for a moonsault, but Shizuru catches her on the top rope and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER, he covers Shannon, one……..two………THREE!
WINNER in 10:49 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Shizuru


Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 7th live! From Moscow, Russia