[Leo]

Six Person Tag Match

Jack Bullet, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O'Malley vs. Saints of Sinners (Firewoman, Matt Folz and Stan Fulton)

Non-Title Match under Onslaught Rules

Sebastian Davis vs. Alexis Darling

Mac Flasher vs. Mama Juana

Non-Title Singles Match

Zed vs. Nick Fleming

Beverly Cambridge and Shizuru vs. Banned From Everywhere (Justin Sane and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville)

Card subject to just being a results show if I'm in charge. You want full matches, write them.

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Backstage after New Year's Evil has concluded, Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis is sitting at his locker, holding an ice pack to the back of his neck. ~~~

Sebastian: I know that's the Darling's M.O., but still, is that really the best you can do Lexi? Jump a guy from behind after a match. You're supposed to be the Ice Queen, not some court jester floozy. if you wanted a shot at me, all you had to do was say so. I mean, I pinned the Brat Prince, so of course I'd have no problem whatsoever putting you in your place. A place you are all too familiar with... Flat On Your Back.

Mac, you put up a Hell of a fight. You should be proud. But the end result is exactly what I said it would be. (Clears throat) Your Winner, Aaaaand STILL! Onslaught Champion. The Best. Sebastian. Davis.

~~~ Davis leans his head back and adjusts the ice. He slowly mouths Guar. An. Teed. at the INC as we fade... ~~~

[Fire-Babe]

OOC: Holy crap it's Wednesday...

Firewoman is STANDING~! in front of the OOWF Banner for Yet Another Press Conference (tm)

Rept1: Any word on your brother or husband?

FW: Moose is improving daily. He has some movement now in his extremities--

Rept2: When will he be cleared?

FW: Probably not until at LEAST Dance of Death--

Rept3: And Alex?

FW: Not my concern, but probably the same. Now my ACTUAL CURRENT spouse is making great progress, but he's still confined to the bedrest--

Rept1: For honeymoon purposes?

Everyone laughs.

FW: --that AND knee rehab purposes. Can't do too much too soon.

Rept4: Can you talk about your IronMa...I mean, IronPERSON match from last week? You had said that Bullet couldn't beat you without using strikes and--

FW: Not quite. I said it was less likely. And let's face it, he had to render me unconscious to defeat me. Jack Bullet draws some very strange lines about what he is and isn't willing to do to defeat a woman.

Firewoman exits the interview area.

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene sees MAC FLASHER stretching outside of his locker room when MAMA JUANA strolls past* 

MAC: “Juana. Good luck tonight.”

JUANA: “…”

MF: “Or … Not. OK. Good talk.”

MJ: “Mister Flasher. Your wishes of luck are empty. As long as you do not wrong me, you have nothing to fear.”

MF: “I … I wasn’t apprehensive. I wasn't expressing fear.”

MJ (cackling): “You should be.”

*JUANA walks away, still laughing, while MAC sighs, mouths "OK" and raises his eyebrows as the scene fades*

[Leo]

Sexy Female Journalist Ichiban catches up with OOWF World Heavyweight Champion “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet in the hallway outside the locker rooms shortly before the start of “Midweek Mayhem.”

Ichiban: Jack Bullet, Firewoman gave a press conference just a short time ago where she questioned your actions. You won’t hit a woman, but have no problem making one pass out to a submission hold.

JB: Submission holds are a time honored, true cornerstone of professional wrestling. When I slapped that figure four leglock on Firewoman at New Year’s Evil I figured she would tap out immediately. She didn’t. She hung in so long, she passed out to the pain. Then when I went to pick her up, she still had enough in her to try to sucker me with a roll up. I have nothing but respect for the determination and toughness she showed at New Year’s Evil.

Ichiban: High praise indeed.

JB: Then Fire had to go and ruin it. “Oh, Jack Bullet shouldn’t use submission holds, because that’s how he beat me.”

Ichiban: That’s not what she said.

JB: Okay, but that’s what I heard. And because of that I have a challenge for Fire for next week’s Mayhem. A non-title submission match. If she wins she gets another title shot at the next ppv and I’ll even let her pick the stipulation, since I’m picking the stip for this match; all things being equal.

Ichiban: And with all things being equal what do you get if you win?
Bullet smiles and points to himself.

JB: If I win, then I’m done with Firewoman, no more matches against her for calendar year 2019.

Ichiban: So, it’s how you duck her?

JB: No, it’s how I get my sanity back. Fire wants to take my soul, I don’t doubt she can take it, but I’d sure like to keep it.

Bullet walks off as we fade.

[Leo]

MidWeek Mayhem

Dark Match
Beverly Cambridge and Shizuru vs. Banned From Everywhere (Justin Sane and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville)

Shizuru gets his ass kicked by BFE until he hits a desperation, surprise Dreammaker on Sane. Tag to Beverly who cleans house and pins Sane after a back breaker.
Winners: Beverly Cambridge and Shizuru

Non-Title Singles Match
Zed vs. Nick Fleming

Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and this one is underway. Both wrestlers stalk one another in the outset, neither one wanting to make the first move. Finally, they lock up, and Fleming pushes Zed into the corner, and breaks clean, well mostly, as he pats Zed on the cheek, a move Zed takes minor objection to. The two lock up again and this time Zed pushes Fleming back into the corner and puts a big chop on Fleming's chest. That starts the brawl that we thought might happen in this match, as chops and punches are exchanged until finally Zed gets the upper hand as Fleming goes down. Zed picks up Fleming and whips him into the ropes and goes for a spine buster but Fleming reverses it into a DDT.

Fleming picks up Zed and hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex which slows him enough to trap him in a grinding armbar. Zed works his way to his feet and punches his way out of the armbar. Fleming keeps pounding away on the injured arm, though, eventually taking Zed down with a deep armdrag and resuming the grinding. Zed works his way back to a veritable base and begins slugging away at Fleming, finally hitting a headbutt that forces the break. Fleming tries to send Zed into the ropes but Zed reverses it and catches Fleming off the ropes with a Flying Lariat...unfortunately with the arm that Fleming had been working. Zed is slow to follow up and Fleming gets his bearings first and hits a release German Suplex that stuns Zed. Sensing an early endgame opportunity Fleming goes for an STF but Zed grabs the ropes before he can get it locked in good. Zed stands up and starts jaw-jacking at Fleming trying to get him to lose his cool. It partly succeeds as the two start throwing fists and chops in the middle of the ring. Zed ends up backing Fleming into the ropes and this time hits the Spinebuster, but before he can do anything else Fleming rolls out of the ring to regain his bearings.

Zed spring over the ropes and runs along the apron at Nick, diving off for a knee strike! Fleming tumbles into the barricade hard. Zed fires up and drags Nick to his feet. He sets him for an Underhook Suplex, but Fleming reverses it and backdrops Zed into the South Ossetian Announce Table! Zed crashes hard, and Fleming rolls under the ropes to break Hale’s count. Fleming sends Zed head first into the ring post, and then shoves him back into the ring. Fleming scoops him for a slam, then drops a knee across his neck. He kneels behind Zed and locks in a Cobra Clutch, wrenching his neck back and forth aggressively. He keeps the clutch in and drags Zed to his feet, only to hoist him in the air and slam him to the mat. Zed’s head bounces awkwardly on the canvas. Fleming points at BRICK at ringside and motions that he wants his title back. Zed pulls himself to his feet. Fleming kics him in the gut and pulls him in. Piledrver! Fleming spikes Zed on the top of his head! Hale counts 1… 2… 3.

Your Winner (Pinfall; 8:19) Nick Fleming!

Fleming insists the referee raises his arm a second time, then shoves him aside. He pulls Zed to his feet and jaws at him a moment, before tossing Zed to the floor. Fleming pulls Zed atop the still standing South Ossetian Announce Table. He pauses to take in the crowd’s jeers, then gathers Zed in for another piledriver! BRICK panics and throws the good book at Fleming’s head. Nick glares at BRICK, who backs off immediately, but that gives Backstage Security time to hit the scene and separate Fleming from Zed.

Russ: Nick Fleming has made his point!
Razz: I think Zed and BRICK got the message loud and clear. He wants that Intercontinental Title.

Mac Flasher vs. Mama Juana

The feed is barely in time for the bell as Mac Flasher and Mama Juana engage in a game of cat-and-mouse with Mac opening as Tom and Juana playing the part of Jerry. “Junior” Hale is overseeing the match with Juana luring Mac into a corner charge that gets him a shoulder of ringpost as she easily hops over the charging Yinzer.

Juana tries to capitalize with a quick sunset flip off the turnbuckles. That gets 1 as Mac shoves Juana off. Like a bulldog-mosquito hybrid, Juana continues the assault on Mac with lots of bob-and-weave strikes, never staying too close to Mac, who swings but doesn’t connect with his opponent. A visibly frustrated Mac is also a visibly worn-down Mac as Juana’s strikes taking their toll.

Russ: “Mama Juana is not known for her speed, but she’s running rings around Mac Flasher.”
Razz: “Mac is a lot of things, but fast is not one of them. This is more of a by-comparison thing than what Juana’s skillset is. Mac has 100 pounds on Juana, that takes away HER power game.”

On cue, Juana is able to hoist Mac up long enough to hit a modified Wheel of Fortune backbreaker, catching more of Mac’s shoulder with the impact. Juana continues to work Mac’s shoulder by running him to the ropes and draping his arm over the top rope as Juana pulls down as she flies over the top rope and onto the floor. With Mac’s arm still over the top rope, Juana hops onto the apron and charges with intent of some high-impact strike, only to meet Mac’s free hand, which grabs Juana by the hair and stun-guns her over the top rope. As Juana is dazed and gasping for air, Mac pulls her in with intent of a Flash Drive. Mac gets Juana up but cannot keep her in the air thanks to his tender shoulder. Undeterred, Mac runs Juana into the corner and follows with Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley, only without the train gestures.

Mac peels Juana out of the corner and goes behind her. He is able to pick up the groggy Juana with a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 2 before Mac’s shoulder gives out. While Juana is collecting her wits, Mac quickly gets her in position for another Flash Drive try, this time getting her up long enough to drop her. Mac hooks the leg and gets 3 from Hale.

Your winner (pinfall, 7:14), Mac Flasher.

Mac rolls off Juana and looks at her with a bit of concern. Juana comes to, sits upright and laughs while holding her head. This is enough for Mac to take the victory celebration away from Juana, who continues cackling as Hale checks on her.


Non-Title Match under Onslaught Rules
Sebastian Davis vs. Alexis Darling

With Alexis Darling and Sebastian Davis in the ring, already staring each other down, OOWF official Davis Hightower brings the two in for the customary OOWF Onslaught Rules prematch handshake. Sebastian extends his hand then pulls it back with a laugh, commenting on Alexis’ speed before she pulls Sebastian in and forces a handshake with a glare that alters Sebastian’s attitude, albeit only temporarily.

Russ: “There are a few in this locker room that you can pull that schoolyard garbage on, Alexis Darling is not one of them.”
Razz: “She commands respect from whomever she’s in the ring with, and Sebastian Davis hasn’t earned enough credit to get away with that in her eyes.”

Hightower calls for the bell with both combatants circling each other. Sebastian shoots in for a takedown, only for Alexis to easily get out of harm’s way. Alexis smiles and notions that maybe it’s Sebastian who is too slow. Sebastian pounds the mat in frustration before getting vertical. A traditional collar-and-elbow tie-up gives the champ the advantage as he backs Alexis to the corner. Hightower calls for a break and Sebastian gives Alexis the space required by the official. Alexis charges from the corner and decks Sebastian with a forearm and mounts the downed Texan before reigning open-handed strikes wherever he can’t cover up. Hightower verbally warns Alexis about the use of fists, though she isn’t using any. After a few more strikes, Hightower pulls Alexis off Sebastian.

Alexis Darling has been issued her first warning.

Alexis protests with Hightower as Sebastian taunts her. The two tie up again, this time with Alexis using her athleticism to gain leverage where her size failed her. A Japanese arm drag puts Sebastian on the mat as Alexis works the arm as if she owns it and Sebastian is borrowing it for the duration of his life. A standing armbar is enough for Sebastian to employ the ropes to gain relief.

Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.

Sebastian tries to work blood flow back into his arm, but Alexis gives him little relief as she hammers him with forearm shivers and a few hamstring kicks, dropping him to his knees as a running snap mare gets 1. With Alexis the first up from the attempted pin cover, Sebastian surprises her with a small package that gets 2. Alexis is the first up from that tangle and stomps Sebastian down. Alexis’ frustrations are starting to bubble over as Sebastian rolls to the ropes with Alexis continuing the stomp-down.

Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break.

Alexis Darling has been issued her second warning.

Russ: “Alexis has been in control for the bulk of this match, but it’s cost her two warnings.”
Razz: “But it’s also cost Sebastian Davis two rope breaks.”

Following the announcements, Sebastian takes a powder on the outside with Alexis insisting that she join him on the outside with a suicide dive. It doesn’t go well for Alexis as Sebastian catches her and bulls her spine-first into the apron. He then suplexes her onto the apron and rolls her back into the ring. A seated chin lock is crafted into a camel clutch with Sebastian cranking Alexis as far as she’ll bend. She teases a tap-out but manages to resist that urge. Sebastian cranks in a few more seconds of pressure on Alexis’ back before self-breaking the hold and rolling her over for 2. Alexis tries to roll out of harm’s way but is grabbed by the hair. That doesn’t last long as before Sebastian can do anything, Hightower commands a break.

Sebastian Davis has been issued his first warning.

The announcement is followed by Mike Elevenbee’s declaration that 3 minutes remain in the bout’s scheduled time limit. Alexis slowly gets to her feet and trips up an approaching Sebastian before trying to lock in a Darling Clutch. When Sebastian is able to fight his way out of that submission attempt, Alexis drills Sebastian with a double knee strike. She tries to load Sebastian up for an Air-Raid Crash, but can’t get Sebastian off the ground. No matter, Alexis sends a kick right to Sebastian’s jaw that crumbles him on the mat. Alexis gets 2. With Sebastian slow to get up, Alexis climbs the ropes and comes down flush with a shooting-star press. That gets 2.5.

Alexis pounds the mat and barks at Hightower to count faster. Sebastian somehow gets to his feet only for Alexis to run in with a swinging neckbreaker. That gets 2. Somehow Sebastian is able to get up alongside Alexis and mouths “nice try, sweetheart” to Alexis, who slaps the taste from his mouth as Elevenbee notes that a minute remains.

Sebastian makes a gesture that is akin to feeding ducks, drawing Alexis’ full ire as she drops to a knee and sends an uppercut to Sebastian’s groin … Right in view of Hightower and ever set of eyes in the OOWF Arena. Hightower calls for the bell as Sebastian lay on the mat in agony before Alexis adds a stomp for good measure.

Your winner (disqualification, 14:25), Sebastian Davis.

As Alexis calmly exits the ringside area, Sebastian tries to get to his feet but can only get upright with help from Hightower. Alexis can be seen coyly grinning at her work, displayed on the OOWFTron as the feed shifts to an advertisement for OOWF After Dark’s upcoming special “Tales from Chad Madison’s Hot Tub.”

Six Person Tag Match
Jack Bullet, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O'Malley vs. Saints of Sinners (Firewoman, Matt Folz and Stan Fulton)

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.

ME: Our main event for the evening is a six-person tag match. Introducing first from the Saints of Sinners are Firewoman, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz.

Russ: It’s a strange sight to see one of the most powerful stables ever in OOWF history without any gold around their waists. Firewoman was unsuccessful against Jack Bullet at New Year’s Evil in her drive to win the World Title and Fulton and Folz lost the tag team belts in what could be considered an upset against Kylie Mignolio and Bridge O’Malley.

Razz: Upset of the year. It was like a junior college beating the Super Bowl champions. Stan Fulton outweighs the new champs by himself.

ME: And their opponents, OOWF World Champion Jack Bullet and the OOWF Tag Team Champions Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley.
Russ: This is an interesting dynamic here as the relationship between Kylie and Jack I don’t think has been resolved from Bullet marrying Mama Juana out of nowhere.

Razz: Not to mention Mignolio having a world title shot in the bank she could pull out anytime. Hell, I say do it right now tonight.

Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell. Firewoman is in the ring and points at Jack Bullet. Bullet just shakes his head no and takes the apron. Kylie stays in the ring. Firewoman grabs the microphone from Elvenbee before he leaves the ring.

FW: Jack Bullet is scared to face me in the ring.

Bullet asks for the microphone and Elevenbee takes it over.

JB: I never refused to face a woman in the ring. Firewoman is refusing to face Kylie Mignolio. If you can wrestle me you can wrestle her.
Firewoman rolls her eyes and then tells Kylie to bring it with a motion of her hand.

Russ: The world champion playing mind games again. He knows Firewoman has no fear in facing anyone; man, woman or otherwise.

Razz: Otherwise? Is she facing horses in her off time or something now?

Kylie and Fire lock up. Kylie gets a hammerlock. Fire drops to her knees and flips Mignolio over to the mat. She works a rear chinlock. Kylie works her way up and elbows Fire twice in the gut to break. She goes into the ropes and Fire greets her with a knee to the gut to flip her over. Fire drops the elbow. She brings Mignolio up by the hair and throws her into the heel corner. She tags Fulton.

Fulton comes in and squishes Kylie further into the corner with his backside. He then flips Kylie out of the corner with a snapmare. He kicks her in the back of the head and she goes flat to the mat. He splashes her for a cover. One…two…thr…Bullet comes in to break.

Fulton leaps to his feet and goes after Bullet who retakes the apron. Hightower tries to push Fulton back. This allows Kylie to crawl to the corner and tag Jack. He comes off the ropes and flies over Hightower to nail Fulton with a superman punch. He tries to whip the stunned Fulton into the ropes, who reverses. Bullet comes off with a flying crossbody. Fulton catches Jack, delivers a backbreaker and then pushes him off to the mat. Fulton tags Fire. Bullet scurries across the mat and tags Bridget.

Razz: Bullet is just running scared now, there’s no reason he shouldn’t stay in there with Fire.

Russ: Right because a Stan Fulton backbreaker doesn’t hurt at all.

Razz: I never said that.

Fire is frustrated, but locks up with Bridget. O’Malley backs Fire into the corner. She breaks off, but then uses her long legs to do a foot choke. She breaks before the five count. Fire leans over and grabs her throat. Bridget brings Fire out of the corner with a bulldog. She leaps to the second middle rope and comes off with a helicopter leg drop. She gets two on the cover. O’Malley pulls Fire up and throws her to the ropes. Fire reverses and then catches Bridget coming off the ropes with a back elbow. Fire tags Folz.

Folz pulls Bridget up by the head and hits a vertical suplex. He holds on and comes back up with a front suplex. He holds on and comes back up with a cradle brainbuster. He covers and O’Malley gets her foot on the ropes. Snap suplex for another cover, but Bridget rolls a shoulder up. Folz pulls her up in a suplex position again. O’Maller blocks and rolls Folz back with a small package. One…two…Matt rolls it over. One…two…they break off.

Bridget tags Bullet. Fire asks for the tag, but Jack catches Matt around the waist as he turns his back and fires off a German suplex with bridge for a two count. He keeps the waistlock as they stand. Folz grabs the nearby top rope and bucks backwards to force Bullet off. Jack rolls to his feet and charges. Folz backdrops him. Bullet lands on the apron. He slams an elbow into Matt’s face. Bullet slingshots in and over Folz with a sunset flip. Matt rolls out after a two count to his feet. He dives to tag Firewoman. Bullet rolls over and tags back to Kylie.

Razz: Okay, there’s mind games and there is fear. Fire promised to take Bullet’s soul if not his title and I think he’s running scared.

Russ: Fire is known to have a temper and nobody thinks clear when they’re mad. Maybe that’s the weak link Jack is trying to exploit.

Razz: Better not let Fire hear you call her a ‘weak link’ or she’ll come get your soul.

Mignolio goes low with a rolling heel pick on Firewoman. She comes up with an ankle lock. Fire skips up on her free foot and nails a mule kick. Kylie backs into the corner. She goes in and monkey flips Mignolio out. Tag to Fulton. Instead of taking the apron. Fire goes to the floor and walks around the ring. A roar goes through the crowd.

Russ: Fire is tired of the World Champion ducking her in this bout. If he won’t come to her, she’ll go to him.

Fire grabs Bullet by the boot and yanks him off the apron to the floor. Fire starts peppering him with punches. Bullet covers up and refuses to throw anything. O’Malley comes off the apron with a double axe handle. Hightower is distracted by the action of the floor. Folz runs in. He and Fulton gives a 3D to Kylie. Fulton covers and yells at Hightower. He turns and counts the pinfall.

ME: Your winners at 10:12, the Saints of Sinners.

Folz and Fulton lineup Kylie for a second 3D, but Bullet and Bridget make the save. The heels back up the ramp, jawing at the faces in the ring as the scene fades.