[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#906)
Live! From Toledo, Ohio
March 13, 2019

OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Sebastian Davis vs. Matt Folz

Beverly Cambridge vs. Zed
Clan Quinn vs. Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O'Malley
Mac Flasher vs. Alexis Darling
Alexander Darling vs. John Law vs. Shizuru
Jack Bullet vs. Mama Juana



Card subject to Klinger winning the OOWF Women's Title

[L!zz~]

(Fresh off her first victory in awhile, Beverly checks next week's lineup on her way out, when a voice behind her makes her turn)

Zed: Looks like we're going to do it again next week.

Beverly: Seems to be a popular match up.

Zed: We have had some great matches.

Beverly: You and Matt had a great one tonight.

Zed; Might not always see eye to eye with him but have to respect him.

Beverly: At times anyway. (Bit of a grin)

Zed: (bro punches her arm) And look at you! Got the win!

Beverly: It feels good.

Zed: Well don't get use to it. Next week I'll get the W.

Beverly: We shall see about that.

(Zed chuckles and heads off as Kylie and Bridget appear)

Bridget: There you are.

Kylie: Dorothy wants to meet with us before we head out.

Bev: Well let's not keep her waiting.

(The trio heads off as we fade)

[Fire-Babe]

Beverly is walking alone in the Hallway of Random Encounters. She turns a corner and runs into...

FW: Welcome back.

B: Oh...um...thanks, I guess--

FW: So....

B: I've been meaning to...I mean, I know that I left you with some heavy information--

FW: Which I burned.

B: Oh, well of course you did....It's just that I went to a lot of trouble and....you didn't even look at it?

FW: No, and I'll tell you why. You're a little chaos monkey.

B: A....what?

FW: Now, don't get me wrong, my brother and I have our own breed of chaos that we like to live with, but it's always chaos with a purpose. It's not simply to just stir shit and cause drama for the sake of it.

B: .....since when?

FW: I....look, it's just different, okay?

B: Okay, fine, well I don't know what you want, that was my only copy.

FW: Was it?

B: ....well.....I mean--

FW: Are you SURE you didn't give it to my ex-husband?

B: ....

FW: Be really, really certain here.

B: Fine. I may have shared certain components of with him that would advance his interests.

FW: Honesty. Thank you.

B: I would love to sit her and point out the hypocrisy of you demanding honesty from ANYONE, but I have an appointment, so...

Beverly brushes past Firewoman and continues down the hall. Fire doesn't turn but she does call backward.

FW: How do I know it's legit?

B: How do you know WHAT is legit.

FW: *turning* The video.

B: Oh....

FW: I mean, how could you even come by such a thing?

B: Well....we have....ways.

FW: We?

B: I'm running late, Fire. I can answer all your questions later, but...I think you should listen to your gut. Your gut is already telling you it's legit...isn't it?

Beverly continues on her way, leaving Firewoman there.

FADE

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ We fade into Sebastian Davis, backstage at the OOWF Arena in Toldedo, Ohio (cheap pop). The Onslaught Champion is walking down The Hallway of Random Encounters (tm) when SFJ #44 corners him. ~~~

SFJ #44: Sebastian, you are getting your World Title match this week. How are you feeling about this huge opportunity?

Davis: Feeling? How am I feeling? That's the question you ran over here to ask?

SFJ #44: Well, I thought....

Davis: You see, that was your first problem. Don't think honey, you aren't cut out for it.

~~~ He grabs the mic from her and faces the INC ~~~

Davis: Now, Danny Taylor has seen the error of his ways and granted me a World Title match. I guess he's not a slow as he looks. You'll notice Matt Folz has been silent since our little encounter in Michigan. You see Matthew, I wasn't lying. I'm not afraid of you. You tried to talk tough and do your typical posturing. What did I do? I marched right down that ramp to kick the shit out of you. Lucky for you, the security detail was there and you escaped with your skull still attached.

So I invite everyone in Toledo, Hell, all of Ohio for that matter to come witness history on Wednesday night. You'll be able to tell your children 'I was there. I heard Mike Elevenbee make the historic announcement. (clears throat) "Your Winner, and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion....."

ME!

~~~ Davis hands the mic back to SFJ #44 and turns to go. He sees Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku heading towards him, head down with earbuds in. Davis pulls the Onslaught Title off his shoulder and charges, BLASTING Sizzle in the face with it. He drops to the floor and wriths around. Davis pulls him to his feet and hurls him headfirst into the metal equipment boxes that are lining the hallway walls. Shiz has a trickle of blood now running down his temple. Davis pulls him up and delivers a Spring Break Plunge into the debris! 44 is screaming for help. Sebastian grabs a nearby Clangy Pole and blasts Shizuru over the head with it repeatedly. Sizzle is out cold.

With a satisfied smirk, Sebastian grabs him by the collar and drags his down the hall and kicks open the General managers door. He tosses Shiz into Danny's desk head first. Vic and Danny pop to their feet. Danny pulling Sebastian away from Sizzle and Vic screaming at him at the top of his lungs ~~~

Dinero: What the Hell man?!? You got your match! What do you think you're doing?!?

Davis: Just a reminder. Don't screw with me again.

~~~ Taylor again gets nose to nose with Davis and poi ts him out of the office. Sebastian slings the Onslaught belt over his shoulder again and glances down at Shizuru. ~~~

Davis: Too bad about your boy here. Seems like there is always some collateral damage when a storm blows through. I've been giving you storm warnings for weeks now. Prepare for Wednesday. There's a Hurricane heading this way.

~~~ Davis smirks at Danny's icy glare and heads out the door. Medical staffers come in to check on Shizuru as we fade. ~~~

[Sportsguy]

We cut to OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz shaking his head.

Matt: Sebastian, to quote the great Bob Dylan "Let us stop talking falsely now, the hour's getting late." Now you are correct that I haven't cut a promo since our interaction last Wednesday, since we're back in the Midwest this week I've had family come to town. What's your excuse? You say that you're not afraid of me? Good for you, I don't give a shit. I don't try and win through intimidation, I win by being the best fucking pure wrestler in this company. See you're overlooking two very important points: 1. I'm just plain better than you and 2. and I'll say this slowly since you don't seem to remember this- I....already....beat....you. It was 5 weeks ago remember? I made you tap like a bitch with my 4th best submission hold.

You want to run your mouth and get a Championship shot? I have no trouble giving you one, I'm a fighting Champion. You want to try and kick my ass? Good luck, but I think you'll find that it's a little harder to do that to me than it is to Shizuru. I'll see you Wednesday bitch.

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

<Cut to the main hall at the God Complex. Jack Bullet is sitting up at the front of the church, where the preacher would normally stand. Sitting in a circle with him are several others, along with a man in a suit that is clearly leading the meeting, the men are all fanning themselves with papers>

Man that is clearly leading the meeting: Once again I do apologize for the heat in here tonight, the furnace must be on the fritz tonight, it's never this hot in here! Finally tonight, we have a new member with us tonight, would you like to stand and give us your name?

<Jack takes a deep breath and stands, holding his cowboy hat in his hand, he breathes out, then looks at everyone in the circle>

JB: Hello, my name is Jack Bullet............and I'm an alcoholic. It's been fifteen days since my last drink.

Everyone: Welcome Jack

MTICLTM: Jack, do you have a sponsor?

JB: I.....uh.......

MTIC....let's call him Manny: Someone you can turn to when you feel the need to drink

JB: I......don't......know

Manny: Perhaps someone in here would like to volunteer....

JB: No. Well, I mean......just wait. I will know if I have someone after Wednesday

Manny: <looking confused> What.......what happens Wednesday?

JB: It's a long story, but I will know if I have someone, or I need someone after Wednesday

Manny: Well, welcome Jack, I think that is all our time for this week, everyone, remember, stay strong. If you need help, you know who to call, my phone is always on. Mr. Bullet, can I get some info from you please?

<Jack hangs behind for a moment and fills out some paperwork, the rest of the crowd leaves. When they are done, Jack shakes Manny's hand and heads down the aisle through the church, as he gets to the last row of pews, he stops. The camera pans and we see why. Moose is sitting there with a cooler full of ice and glass bottle Yellow Rose beer. As Jack comes near, Moose pulls one from the ice and pops the top and takes a long drink>

MHJ: Goddamn that is some good beer! Hot as hell in here, eh Bullet? <Moose opens the cooler> Go ahead Bullet, take one

JB: Why are you doing this?

MHJ: Because I can

JB: Not if I break your neck

MHJ: Gonna get liquored up before you do it? Is that how you got rid of Carter and the others? Were you wasted those nights too?

JB: <glaring at Moose> You son of a bitch

MHJ: You have no fucking idea

JB: I will beat this Jack, and once I do, I am going to take my title back from Folz, and then I am going to rid the world of the Quinns

MHJ: HA! Many greater than you have tried. <Moose takes a long drink, then tosses the bottle over his shoulder, then opens another one> You sure Bullet? I mean.....ice fucking cold

JB: You are a coward

MHJ: No Jack, I am a realist. I know what I am. I know WHO I am. I am a sociopath who really doesn't give a shit about hurting people, hurt them before they hurt me, you know? I am a violent asshole capable of committing horrific bodily harm on someone with little regard for how much it pains them, or me. I am also a fucking alcoholic who copes with all the bullshit that comes with being a shitty human being by drinking myself into a coma most nights.

JB: And you're proud of that

MHJ: Proud? No. But that's who I am. And I accept that. I OWN that. You? You're a fucking coward.

JB: This is not who I am.......not who I want to be

MHJ: Of course it's who you are. If it weren't, you wouldn't have done it. It's not a part of you that you can remove, it IS you.

JB: No.....

MHJ: <laughing> How much OOWF history do you know, Bullet?

JB: Enough

MHJ: You heard of Concrete TG?

JB: Of course I have

MHJ: Where's Crete now?

JB: I.......last I heard working Indies up in Minnesota

MHJ: And why is he working indies up in Minnesota instead of main eventing the OOWF?

JB: You take joy in ruining others lives

MHJ: You're goddamn right I do. Especially liars. Let me tell you something about Crete, Crete couldn't accept who he was. Crete was an immensely talented wrestler who thought he was a super hero, thought he could right all the wrongs in the OOWF, thought good would always triumph over evil. Then he met me. Crete thought he was better than me because he was righteous, because he wouldn't break the rules, because he was a hero. Well, he broke the rules. He made me bleed, he did whatever he had to to hurt me, all in the name of his righteous anger. I brought him to my level, and he cracked because he couldn't handle the fact that he was every bit as bad as me. He couldn't accept that. He left.

JB: You know, one day Jack, you're going to find someone who will gladly fight you on your own level, and not only will they beat you, they will destroy you.

MHJ: <opening another beer> You gonna be that guy Bullet? Here, you're going to need some liquid courage to back that claim. Hey, maybe you can bring Mac, he's just as confused as you are

<Bullet glares at Moose, then walks out of the church. Manny walks up to Moose>

M: Mr. Quinn, we've asked you before, do not torment the people in the AA meetings!

MHJ: Here <offering Manny a beer> Take a load off, Manny

<Manny glares at Moose and storms off and we fade>

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman shows up with coffee for Moose.

MHJ: Isn't it my turn for this?

FW: I figured you'd need it after your <df>"meeting"</df>.

MHJ: What?

FW: Well, at least you went to one. Maybe someday you'll actually listen.

MHJ: Hey, you have your crutches, I have mine.

FW: I do not.

MHJ: No? And I suppose you chatting up that Amish chick was just being nice?

FW: ....

MHJ: .....

FW: It's not like that.

MHJ: It's ALWAYS like that with you.

FW: No...I mean, yes, usually, but it didn't...it didn't go.

MHJ: Really? Losing your touch are you?

FW: No, it's just....I can't talk about this with you.

MHJ: C'mon, I'm your brother...your family...your teaghlaigh. If you can't talk to me, who can you talk to?

FW: My shrink?

MHJ: I'm cheaper....c'mon....

FW: *sigh* Fine.

Wavy lines present themselves so we know this is a flashback sequence.

We see Firewoman sitting at a darkened table in the corner of a small bar...not a dive, but nothing fancy either. She is sitting VERY close to a blonde young lady, who looks very..shall we say...innocent.

FW: So.... how do you say it?

AmishYoungWomen: RUM-springa.

FW: I see...and you get to leave the farm? For how long?

AYW: As long as...you know I'm not sure. Some places say it lasts until marriage, but I think I'd have to go back before that to do that.

FW: Are you already engaged?

AYW: Well, sort of...the son of my parents' best friends. But either of us can back out, so we use this time to make sure that's what we want.

FW: I see... *Fire slides closer* ... and is that what you REALLY want?

AYW: I.... I don't know...I feel so drawn to--

MHJ: WAIT!

FW: What?

MHJ: Did you NOT yell at me a few years back about not being allowed to have an opinion about your sexual escapades?

FW: Fine, I knew this was a mistake.

Fire starts to get up, but Moose grabs her arm and pulls her back down. Fire swings at him, but he blocks it.

MHJ: You want me to listen, I'll listen, like a good brother.

FW: Fine.

Fire and the Amish Young Woman are now sitting VERY close. Fire's hands are below the table.

FW: You were saying?

AYW: I'm just... so curious... I have to see if there's anything out there...um... *she moves her face close to Fire's... I want to know what I'd be missing if I went back...

FW: I can just imagine what kinds of things you'd want to know.

AYW: Maybe...you could...

FW: I could help you with that?

Fire gently kisses the woman on her lips, barely brushing them. The young women responds with a passionate full on kiss that Fire returns, the kind where when they pull apart, the young women still resists letting go of Fire's lower lip.

FW: Wait...how old are you again?

AYW: Eighteen.

FW: Perfect.

Fire caresses her cheek, as the young women runs her hands down Fire's neck to play with the necklace...the locket that Fire is wearing. Fire IMMEDIATELY pushes back from the table.

FW: You should go.

AYW: What? But I need to know, I need to--

FW: Yeah, well, go need somewhere else. There's nothing for you here, but a one night stand and waking up alone. Go back to Holmes County. Marry the farmer boy.

The young woman gets up, tearfully, and rushes out.

MHJ: So?

FW: So? SO? What the hell was that?

MHJ: You changed your mind.

FW: Moose...I had a ....I could have... and...I just....

MHJ: Threw her away? So you played with her for a bit and--

FW: No, Moose...that's just it...I DIDN'T.

MHJ: ....

FW: .....

MHJ: Oh....no, you didn't.

FW: What the hell's wrong with me?

MHJ: Well nothing that winning the tag team belts won't cure.

FW: ....

MHJ: Although, yeah, seeing Dr. Freedman is probably also a good idea.

FADE

[L!zz~]

(Dorothy is shown reviewing footage with Kylie and Bridget, Beverly is across the room from them flipping thru some papers. As she looks up an INC pauses on her)

Beverly: I found it.

Dorothy: (looking over at her) Found what.

Beverly: My other copy.

Dorothy: Of what?

Beverly: Never mind. It's not here exactly. But I know now I have a copy.

Dorothy: Ook..

(Kylie whispers something to Dorothy who nods)

Dorothy: Well at least now you know dear.

Beverly: (locking up her papers, she swings her bag around her) I'll be back in a bit.

Bridget: Don't get into any trouble.

Beverly: (laughs) I'm just going to speak to someone.

(Closing the door behind her Beverly exits the room as the scene fades)

[DrMcAwesome]

*the INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find DR. DRE GAINES taking notes as MAC FLASHER is reclaiming the dent in the office couch cushion that he has had more than a hand in starting*

MAC: “I guess, I just don’t know who or what I’m supposed to be. Here I am, a two-time OOWF and Intercontinental champion. I’ve been involved in some incredible things since joining OOWF, but my identity seems to be fuzzy to me. Like … What am I supposed to be? Who am I supposed to be?”

DR. DRE: “Mac, I can tell you that you can’t let your identity crisis define you. I think you know who you are, deep inside, you’re just afraid that the version of you inside is inadequate. Not only for the OOWF fans, but for Bridget, too. It’s OK. You don’t need to posture yourself and generate this identity like you’re ‘the Reset Button’ or ‘the Working Class Hero’ of this place. You’re the Mac Flasher of OOWF. For better or worse, that’s what you are here to be. Don’t compromise yourself.”

MF: “I mean, I guess that’s a start …”

DDG: “Hey, man. That’s your hour. Just drop your co-pay off at the desk with Claudia.”

*the feed stays in the office when a time lapse dives deep into DRE’s next appointment with SHIZURU-MUNE MANGYUNIKU-COX, who is sitting straight up on the couch and still nursing a wound from SEBASTIAN DAVIS' attack*

SHIZURU: “I mean, I’ve been myself for weeks and … I guess it’s OK. But at the same time, I feel like fans are expecting the old ‘Sizzlechest’ to come out and be the court jester.”

DDG: “You gotta give the fans what they want. You’re a super-capable wrestler, but you can also connect with the fans by being the class clown. Sometimes you gotta compromise who you are to get ahead.”

*SHIZURU-MUNE sighs*

SM: “I … Guess that’s what I’ll need to start doing again if it means that I’ll get ahead.”

DDG: “Atta boy! Sometimes you just have to make compromises. Claudia’s the girl at the desk, just hit your co-pay up there. I got another appointment coming in.”

*another time lapse, another appointment. This time it’s BRIDGET O’MALLEY, who is sitting cross-legged on the couch while clutching her OOWF Tag Team title like a teddy bear and fighting back tears*

BRIDGET: “It’s just that I’m teaming with the one person in OOWF that I could risk losing Mac for. And that … Frightens me. Kylie Mignolio and I make an awesome team, but it always feels like Mac is more interested in what role Kylie plays in the team. I get that he think he’s guiding us, but … We’re the champs. This is something Mac has never won.”

DDG: “Just remember that the only person in OOWF that you can truly trust is yourself. Sure, Kylie is your tag partner. But y’all call yourselves the Frenemies. You’re still afraid that Mac is going to go back to Kylie, even though y’all been a thing since Kylie left. Mac don’t seem like the cheating type, but your gut may know the situation better than anyone …”

BO’M: “Yeah … But, how much credence do I pay to my fears in these situations?”

DDG: “Again, you can only truly trust yourself … But you’ll need to text me with how that goes. Next appointment is due in a minute. And you gotta get that sweet co-pay up to Claudia.”

*more time lapsing, this time with a very resistant JOHN LAW, who insists on standing for the whole hour*

JOHN: “This is all bullshit. I don’t trust you. I don’t trust the asshole, ‘Dynamite’ Danny Taylor, who made me do this. I don’t trust anyone in that locker room.”

DDG: “I feel like your time in OOWF would go much smoother if you’d break down a wall and let people in. I ain’t saying you have to have a tea party with anyone, but making friends in OOWF is a lot more beneficial than making enemies. You don’t even need to like a person to align with them … Just have to trust them.”

JL: “I feel like you just got that from a textbook. Whatever. My hour is done. Screw this.”

DDG: “Don’t forget your …”

*JOHN slams the door before DRE can finish his instruction. DRE then buzzes CLAUDIA*

DDG: “Claudia. Just cancel the rest of my day … Whoever clustered those four together likely needs therapy more than they do.”

*DRE opens a drawer and reaches into his desk for a bag of Skittles as the scene fades*

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#906)
Live! From Toledo, Ohio
March 13, 2019

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW

With all three combatants in the ring, Alexander Darling wastes no time in charging John Law as Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox waits patiently in his own corner as Angelo Barros shrugs and calls for the bell. Alexander pastes John with a lariat and puts the boots to the former lawman before John rolls to the outside, only to get pounced by Shizuru, who came with a cross-body from the apron. Shizuru salutes the fans from the outside, Alexander reluctantly soaks in the cheers on the inside as John tries to roll back into the ring, only to have Shizuru pull him down and pepper him with kicks. Shizuru sets John on the apron, just as Alexander charges with a running dropkick to the back of John’s head, crashing him into the timekeeper’s table. Shizuru looks to high-five Alexander, who passively accepts.

Russ: “John Law has made a lot of enemies in OOWF, and two of them just became friends; even if just for this match.”
Razz: “Eventually that bond will be broken if a win is at stake.”

John gains a bit of respite by grabbing Shizuru and tossing him into the LED board on the side of the ring. It’s short-lived as Alexander drops down with an axe handle and a series of running smashes. John gets the advantage on Alexander when he blocks a roaring elbow attempt with a Greco-Roman shot to the groin. As Alexander writhes on the outside mats, Shizuru tries to jump John from behind, only to get dumped on Alexander. John catches his air before booting both men, eventually picking Shizuru, but not before a second boot to Alexander’s groin.

John whips Shizuru around the outside, each time increasing the velocity and impact before a groggy Shizuru just falls before a trip to the steel stairs. John ragdolls Shizuru, gutting him on the apron and also slingshotting him off the ropes before finally tossing him back inside. John taunts fans at ringside before going inside himself and getting a surprise cradle for 1. John, no a bit annoyed, whips Shizuru from corner to corner until, again, he just falls. As Shizuru coughs for air, Alexander slowly makes his way inside, only for John to stomp the back of his head as Alexander was rolling under the bottom rope. The subsequent cover gets 2 before Shizuru breaks it up. John, with both opponents down, opts to continue his assault on Shizuru, locking him Miranda Rights. Shizuru begins to fade fast, only to be saved by Alexander, who is now brandishing a chair … Though not using it.

John pops up to see the chair, and malicious intent in Alexander’s eyes. John calmly reaches behind him to pick up his nightstick, only to see that it’s missing and in the hands of Shizuru. While Barros is trying to convince Alexander and Shizuru to dispose of the plunder. John, realizing that his goose could be cooked rather fast, casually steps outside and walks away, as garbage fills his path. John turns around and sends an obscene gesture toward the ring as Shizuru waves. While Shizuru is smiling, he turns around and into a Darling Driver that gets a shrug from Alexander afterward, but not before Barros snaps off 3.
WINNER (pinfall, 9:51), Alexander Darling!

Alexander drops to a knee to explain, but not apologize, to Shizuru before John charges back in and reclaims his nightstick. Alexander stands off with John, who opts again to back away from the incensed grappler. Alexander helps Shizuru to his feet, but doesn’t exactly offer friendship before exiting the ring.

MAC FLASHER vs. ALEXIS DARLING

Mac and Lexie are introduced and make their way to the ring. After all the intros, the referee is about to call for the bell when Sebastian Davis’ music plays and the OOWF Onslaught champion makes his way to the ring and takes a seat at the announce booth. Lexie and Mac eye him warily, then the ref calls for the bell and the match begins.

Russ: Folks, we would like to welcome Sebastian Davis, the OOWF Onslaught Champion, to the announce booth, good to have you here
SD: Of course it’s good to have me here, for the first time in years you have someone out here that can speak proper English
Razz: Kind of a surprise that you’re out here since you have a world title match tonight
SD: Unlike the rest of the knuckle draggers around here I can multi-task. I have Folz figured out, I can come out and talk
Russ: Care to comment on Lexie and Mac? Two people who are chasing your onslaught championship?
SD: There’s nothing to say. They can chase all they want, they will never take this title from me

While they are talking, Lexie catches Mac with a running knee to the side of the head that drops Mac to the mat, Lexie climbs to the top rope and tries a moonsault, but Mac moves out of the way. Lexie lands on her feet and pulls Mac to his feet and nails him with a spinning back fist to the side of the head that rocks Mac back on his heels.

Russ: You give very little credit to Alexis Darling, she is an OOWF legend who….
SD: Who has ridden on her brother’s coattails her entire career
Razz: She’s a multiple time champion!
SD: Who is in the OOWF because of her brother.
Russ: I cannot agree with that assessment at all. You also believe Mac Flasher is not a threat to your title
SD: I believe that, because it’s true. He’s no threat to me whatsoever.
Russ: Pride goeth before the fall
SD: It’s not pride Russ, it’s honesty. Neither of these two are fit to lace my boots

Lexie grabs Mac and sets him on the top rope, she climbs up and goes for a top rope hurracarana, but Mac holds on and turns it into a top rope POWERBOMB! Mac remains on the top rope and as soon as Lexie lands, Mac leaps off the top and hits a perfect Savage Elbow! Mac covers, but Sebastian Davis is in the ring before the three count! He pulls Mac off Lexie and drops him with a DDT, then pulls Lexie to her feet and right into the Spring Break Plunge! The referee waves off the match!
WINNER – No Contest in 12:02

Davis stands over Darling and Flasher and holds his belt high drawing the boos of the crowd. Davis smirks as the fans litter the ring with debris. He finally gives one more disgusted look at Lexie and Mac then heads to the back.

JACK BULLET vs. MAMA JUANA

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a microphone in his hand and a general crowd noise behind him.

ME: Our first bout this evening is one fall to a finish. Introducing first, from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, at a weight of 135 pounds, Mama Juana.

Russ: Since making her challenge to her husband, we haven’t heard much from Mama Juana.

Razz: Even her appearances on OOWF After Dark have diminished.

Russ: And you would know that because…

Razz: I watch that shit! I don’t deny it. That Jamie Folz is flexible.

ME: And her opponent, weighing 210 pounds and hailing from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Russ: This is Jack’s first match in several weeks. His drinking made him a liability and a hazard to everyone around him.

Razz: However, he had a literal come to Jesus meeting after drying out in a drunk tank for a few days. He’s going to AA meetings, seeking therapy from Dr. Gaines. He even had a face to face with Firewoman.

Russ: Of course, Jack punching Fire in their last match is what sent him spiraling downward. Now, according to Mama Juana, this match is part of his road back.

Razz: He’s getting in the ring with another woman, but one he knows intimately and should at least be a friendly opponent.

Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. Bullet eyes his wife hesitantly for a moment. She then takes a dive and lays flat on the mat.

Russ: Is it the finger poke of doom? Is Mama giving Jack an easy win to help him back.

Bullet walks over to Mama, bends over slightly and she then brings up her long leg and kicks Bullet right in the head. He falls back toward the ropes. Mama kips up. She runs into the ropes and charges with a clothesline. The momentum takes them both over the ropes and to the floor.

They both start to rise and Mama surprises Jack with a headbutt. She grabs his arm while he’s off balance and pulls him up and into an Irish whip into the ring stairs. He crashes into them with a loud clang. Juana pulls up the ring skirt and pulls out a steel chair. Hale warns her.

Razz: I think this is what we would call tough love.

Juana goes over to Bullet. He looks up at her startled. She comes down and smashes the chair right into his skull. Hale with a look of disbelief calls for the bell.

ME: Your winner at 2:12 by result of a disqualification, Jack Bullet.

The fans don’t cheer the victory as Juana smashes the chair down into Jack’s head a second time. He flops to the floor. She takes the top of the chair and jams it into his throat. She drives it in harder and Bullet gasps for air. She pulls it back and drives it into his stomach. She drops the chair on top of Jack and then follows with a leg drop.

Juana gets the microphone from Elevenbee and rolls back into the ring.

MJ: My name is Stacy Kirkland and I’m from Robbinsdale, Minnesota.

Russ: What the hell? Where did her accent go?

MJ: All you idiots, and Jack was the biggest one, thought I was some sort of voodoo queen out of the shadows. I’ve been working my ass off on the indie circuit for three years, but nobody recognized me. And when Firewoman came to me and said “hey, I can make you famous.” I didn’t think twice.

Firewoman knows Tarot cards and voodoo and all of a sudden another woman comes along with the same knowledge and they’re not connected? We even spelled it out for you, literally. Mama Juana, Moosehead Jack, MJ. I’ve been part of the Quinn Family plan to take out Jack Bullet from day one.

Now, it doesn’t matter to me why the Quinns are doing this. Bullet started clawing his way back up and Fire said the time is now. He started getting up and I slammed him back down. Crawl back into the bottle, I believe Moose has a cold one for you in the back. And, oh yeah, consider this our divorce.

Juana goes to the apron while holding the chair. Bullet stands up bloody. Juana comes off the apron with the chair to Jack’s head. He crashes to the floor. Juana throws the chair down on his prone body. She then walks off to a loudly booing crowd. Halfway up the ramp, she turns around and flips the double bird.

Russ: My god, Razz what did we just see here?

Razz: I don’t know, but I think I’m in love.

Fade to commercial.

CLAN QUINN vs. THE FRENEMIES

Clan Quinn is out first, the champs are announced and before they can be fully announced they storm the ring and attack!

Russ: Interesting strategy here!
Razz: The complete opposite of what they did last week, I don’t know if they can out brawl the Quinns though……

They don’t have to. Their attack throws the Quinns off and they are able to toss them out of the ring. Kylie and Bridget dive between the ropes and take the Quinns out. Fire and Moose try to regroup, but the Frenemies are right back on them. Bridget throws Fire into the ring and shoves her into the corner and unloads on her. While she is doing that, Kylie charges across the ring and knocks Moose off the apron to the floor. She slides out of the ring and slams Moose on the floor, then climbs to the apron and drops a knee across Moose’s chest.

Inside the ring, Bridget whips Fire across the ring, while Kylie slides into the ring and SPEARS a running Fire right out of her boots! She covers, but Fire kicks out at two. Moose comes in and tries to drop an elbow across the back of Kylie’s head, but she moves and Moose hits Fire. Jack gets to his feet and Kylie drops him with an enzuguri that sends him out of the ring, Fire fights to one knee and as she stands, Bridget comes from nowhere with a missile drop kick that sends her out of the ring to join her brother. On the outside the Quinns argue with one another and nearly come to blows before Bridget and Kylie grab them from behind and hit a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Moose staggers and Kylie takes him down with a clothesline while Bridget throws Fire into the ring and covers her again, but again Fire kicks out at two.

Russ: I have never seen the Quinn’s so off their game
Razz: The Frenemies really seem to have them rattled

The match continues on like that, the Frenemies keep the Quinns off balance, Moose and Fire just cannot seem to get on the same page. Every time they get something going, Kylie and Bridget regain the advantage. The end comes after Clan Quinn fights back and takes the advantage on the Frenemies. Moose NAILS Kylie with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face, then Fire grabs her and sets up for the MOOSEKILLER, but Bridget POPS Fire in the face with a superkick! Kylie escapes the move and rolls Fire up from behind, one…….two…….THREE! Moose is just a second too late to make the save!
WINNERS in 26:21 – The Frenemies

Kylie and Bridget slip out of the ring and grab their titles and celebrate on the ramp while Clan Quinn seethes in the middle of the ring and begin arguing once again.

BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. ZED

Bev and Zed are introduced and make their way to the ring. Zed and Bev meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands. The referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway! They lock up and the two of them tear the ring down with some chain wrestling. The crowd is eating it up. After about five minutes, Bridget O’Malley races to the ring, she says something to BRICK~! and he waves to Zed in the ring, while Bridget jumps on the apron and says something to Beverly.

The two of them leave the ring and head to the back following BRICK~! and Bridget. When they get to the back, we see Mac kneeling next to an unconscious and bloody Kylie

BRICK~!: What in my name happened here?
Mac: Your name?
BRICK~!: roll with it
Zed: Let me guess, Clan Quinn
Bridget: I don’t know for sure, but my guess is, yes
Mac: Where’s Josie?

Bridget looks horrified and quickly gets to her feet and yells for Josie before darting off in the direction of the Frenemies locker room. As she leaves, medics get there and check on Kylie. She opens her eyes, but you can see she is clearly dazed and confused.

SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Russ: We've come to the main event folks, Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis takes on Matt Folz for his OOWF Heavyweight Championship. And these two have had a bit of a war of words lately.

Razz: They have but I don't think Matt cares about that. He's the veteran, he's the champion and he's been on this stage many times before. This is Sebastian's first World Championship match, he seems confident but who knows how he'll feel when that bell rings and it hits him that he's challenging for the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. It'll be interesting to see.

Russ: Let's head down to the ring.

"Glory" plays and OOWF Onslaught Champion comes down looking completely confident. The crowd boos as he warms up in the corner. The booing intensifies as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz comes down. He hands his championship to the referee as Mike Elevenbee starts the big match introductions.

ME: This is the main event of the evening, one fall to a finish and no time limit, and it is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship!! Introducing first in the corner to my left, he is the OOWF Onslaught Champion but tonight he is making his first attempt to win the most prestigious Championship in all of wrestling. From Corpus Christi Texas, Sebastian Davis! And now in the corner to my right, he is the reigning and defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion... 6'5, 225 pounds from Green Bay Wisconsin, Matt Folz!

Sebastian explodes out of the corner as soon as the bell rings but Matt easily sees him coming. Matt ducks the clothesline and takes the challenger down with a drop toe hold, then grabs Sebastian's head and slams his face repeatedly into the canvas. Matt picks Sebastian up and goes to work with his usual arsenal of suplexes. Head and arm Folzplex, belly to back suplex, snap suplex. Fisherman's suplex for the first 2 count of the match. Brainbuster bounces Sebastian's head 3 feet off the mat and Matt covers for another 2. Matt goes for the Angle Slam but Sebastian thumbs him in the eye. Sebastian with a DDT and then he takes a minute to catch his breath.

Matt gets to his feet but is met immediately by a lariat from Sebastian. Sebastian whips the Champion into the corner and turns his chest red with hard chops. Sebastian pulls Matt into a short clothesline then scoops him up and plants him with a running powerslam for 2. Sebastian waits for Matt to get to a knee and then runs in and nearly takes his head off with a running knee. Sebastian drags Matt over to the ropes and then hits a slingshot suplex, he bridges and gets 2. The challenger hits a Cattle Driver and covers, 1....2....Matt just kicks out. The crowd boos as for some reason Alexis Darling comes down to ringside. She grabs a chair and sits as the match continues in the ring.

Sebastian tries an Irish Whip but Matt reverses and sends his opponent crashing chest first into the corner. The champion quickly follows up with a Release German Suplex that sends his opponent flying halfway across the ring. Matt with a double underhook suplex and glares at Alexis before shooting Sebastian off the ropes and nailing him with a picture perfect spinebuster. Matt picks Sebastian up and nails the Angle Slam! He covers 1....2....Sebastian kicks out at 2.99999999999999. Matt slaps the canvas in frustration and turns and glares at the referee, holding up 3 fingers but the referee shakes his head. While Matt's ranting, Sebastian is using the ropes to help himself up. Matt turns and Sebastian levels him with a spear. Sebastian doesn't waste any time as he picks the Champion up and hits the Hurricane Slam. Sebastian's feeling the momentum now as he sets Matt up and hits the SPRING BREAK PLUNGE! Sebastian covers, 1....2....Alexis grabs Matt's foot and places it on the ropes???!!!


Russ: What in the hell?

Razz: The mutual hatred between Matt and the Darling family is well known. What in the HELL is she doing?

Russ: I don't get this one at all partner.

The announcers aren't the only ones confused. Sebastian is completely enraged and he leans over the ropes and is screaming loudly at Alexis. Matt comes up from behind and rolls him up. 1....2....Matt grabs the ropes for extra leverage....3.

Winner (Pinfall, 17:21) and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz

Matt quickly rolls out of the ring, grabs his Championship from the timekeeper and starts making his way back up the ramp.

Russ: Look at our World Champion quickly getting out of here like he stole something.

Razz: In some ways he did.

A seriously pissed off Sebastian quickly catches up to Alexis and the two begin brawling. Matt looks at the scene and just shrugs, making his way to the locker room as the crowd boos. Security comes out and breaks up Alexis and Sebastian.

Russ: Folks, I'm sure we'll have much more on this situation this week on OOWF Television. For now though we're out of time, I'm Russ, he's Razz. Thank you for joining us on this edition of OOWF Mayhem.

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