[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#911)
Live! From Glasgow, Scotland
April 17, 2019

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Frenemies vs. Clan Quinn

Elimination Match
Matt Folz, John Law, Stacy Kirkland & Sebastian Davis vs. Beverly Cambridge, Zed, Mac Flasher & JAck Bullet

Banned From Everywhere vs. The Darlings
Junior Winchester vs. Shizuru


Card subject to FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!

[Sportsguy]

We cut to Matt Folz alone looking into a ninja cam.

Matt: I want to start by saying something directly to Beverly Cambridge. That was one HELL of a match we had on Wednesday and I want to applaud you for such a tremendous effort. I was absolutely being sincere when I said let's do this again sometime. The way I see it, we're 1-1 in World Championship matches against one another. Shit, we've GOT to do a rubber match. So anytime you're ready, I'll go into Vic's office with you and we'll work out the details.

Moving on, this won't be an easy match for me this week. I mean, there's 4 former World Champions on the other team. At the same time though, don't discount my chances so easily. Stacy Kirkland, I've been in the ring with you, I know how much talent you have. There were a few occasions during that Invitational final that we were about a half a count away from this Championship being around your waist instead of mine. I'm looking forward to teaming with you instead of against you. John Law, you have a bit of an edge, a bit of a temper to you. I can dig that. If you can harness that, focus it just a bit, you can be tremendously successful in this company moving forward. And then there's Sebastian Davis. I'm going to be honest with everyone watching right now...... I have no idea who the fuck this guy is. I know we recently hired some new talent, is he one of them? Is he some cancer patient living out a bizarre Make a Wish dream? Is he someone we just picked out of the crowd to replace a REAL wrestler this week? Your guess is as good as mine. Anyway, welcome to the company sir. Let me give you some advice: Just stand on the apron, try not to do anything and the 3 of us will carry you okay?

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

<Ellie May From Elijay is sitting in the Nowhere Bar, Grille & PCPL Repository
Chatting with Arctic McBearington when Justin comes in and grabs her by the hand and pulls her off the barstool>

EMFE: Justin, what are……

Justin: Can’t explain, it’s Bill

EMFE: Is he in jail, again?

Justin: No, worse!

EMFE: Worse?

Justin: Stress. And maybe some PCPL

<they walk into a small room that is covered with pictures of the Darlings and other wrestlers with strings connecting them>

EMFE: Heeeeeey Bill, how ya feelin? Justin tells me you’re a bit stressed out

ABFD: Y’all wanna talk about stress? You…..yuns wanna talk about stress? OK! Ol Bill done stumblified into a major cornspiring theory! Ellie May, how’s that for stress!

EMFE: Bill……..what are you talking about?

ABFD: This chere company? It’s bein’ bled like a stuck pig afore Easter! Ellie, I done foundified the paper trail that provifies Ol Bill hain’t crazy!

EMFE: <taking a closer look> Holy crap Bill!

ABFD: This right chere is the OOWF Arena. Can we talk about the arena, please Ellie? I’ve done been DYIN! To talkify about the arena with you all day! The Darlingtons, this name keeps a poppin up over and over again! Every day, ol Bill looks at the lineup, and he done seesifies “Banned From Everywhere takin on them Darlingtons. The Darlingtons! The Darlingtons! The Darlingtons! IT’S BEEN PUTIFIED ON THAT CHERE MARKEE WHAT SAYS WRASSLIN’ TONIGHT! So I saysifies to myself “Ol Bill’s gotta find these Darlingtons! I gotta go to the Darlingtons Suite in the arena and find them Darlingtons! We’s facin’ them Darlingtons this week! I gotta find them Darlingtons goldarnit! Otherwise, hows we ever gonna know how to promoifiy on them if ol Justin an Bill can’t find them?” So Ol Bill goes to the Darlington Suite and what does ol Bill find out, Ellie? What does ol Bill find out? There hain’t no Darlingtons! They doesn’t exist, ok? So I decide “well hell! Ol Bill gotta try a little harder! Them Darlingtons is missifying! We done gotified a match with haints! Ghosts! So, ol Bill heads down to Humanitarian Rowboats to find ol Farwoman and find out where them Darlingtons is at! I get to her office and what does ol Bill see? There hain’t no Farwoman! There hain’t no desk! There hain’t nothing! I’s tellin’ ya Ellie, this goes right chere to the top!

EMFE: Ok, Bill, I’m going to have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, they are all here in this building. I saw Alex and Alexis about half an hour ago in the gym and Firewoman is with Stank and the rest of the Saints celebrating being banned from Northern Ireland. And Fire isn’t the human resources director anymore. Bill…….are you sure you’re ok, how much PCPL have you had today?

ABFD: Uhhh……well, see uh, about that……

EMFE: What?

ABFD: See, when we was in Ireland……..I sorta met a fella who gave me some Irish PCPL

EMFE: Irish PCPL <turning to Justin> What do you know about this Justin?

Justin: Well……..he was a little guy, in a green suit……..

EMFE: <pinching her nose> nope, no. You did not go through this entire set up and parody It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia to set up a joke about Leprechauns!

Justin: Well…..uhhhhh WE didn’t

EMFE: Then who…..

AA: CUT!

EMFE: Oh for god’s sake

AA: <walking over to Ellie May and putting his arm around her shoulder> Ellie May, babe, walk with me

<they head toward the pictures of the Darlings and other wrestlers>

AA: Look for yourself, this conspiracy goes all the way to the top!

EMFE: The top of WHAT?

AA: Well <pointing up> to the top of the wall, but beyond that, this goes all the way to ECOSYSTEM!

EMFE: <non-plussed> Do tell

AA: It’s simple. <AA pulls a blackboard out and puts on some glasses Glenn Beck style> It’s real simple. Who founded this company? Junichiro Muyo, who goes by the name Ecosystem, what is an ecosystem? It’s a complex network or interconnected system. All connected, all knowing, all one. Illuminati. Illuminate. The sun illuminates. To get closer to the sun, Juni needed a plane with his face on it, to get that plane, one needs money. To get access to money, Alexis, with Alexis comes Alexander, with Alexander comes Daddy Darling and the Darling fortune. But that’s not where it stops!

EMFE: It’s not

AA: NO! It’s all simple math! Follow me here, if you assign a number to every letter, A being 1, B being 2 on to Z being 26, what do you get when you spell out OOWF? 59. And who created the OOWF <drawing a big arrow back to Eco> Eco. Ecosystem owns 59% of the OOWF! Now, you might wonder, well, who owns the rest? So do the math, add up the Darlings, that’s 65! But what does that mean? When you add up Quinn it comes to 75, so the Quinn’s own the other 41% of the OOWF? NO! Each Quinn owned 37.5%! But when Alex and Fire divorced, Alex got half of Fire’s shares which means the Quinns only have 56.25% and the Darlings now have 83.75! So, the Quinns own 56.25% of the 41% left over, while the Darlings own 83.75% of the remaining 41%!

EMFE: Wait, how can the Quinns and Darlings own 140% of the remaining 41%?

AA: <staring at her blankly, then looking back and forth from the board to her> IT’S ALL RIGHT THERE!

EMFE: How much PCPL have YOU had today?

AA: How much did Scott Steiner have when he did his brilliant math promo?

EMFE: I don’t think it was PCPL that he was on………

Justin: <raising his hand> I just have one question……..

EMFE: Really? Just one?

Justin: You said something about It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, what is that?

EMFE: It’s a comedy set in Philadelphia

Justin: What’s Philadelphia?

EMFE: You don’t know what Philadelphia is?

ABFD: No ma’am

AA: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT PHILADELPHIA IS?

ABFD: We’re banned from there

AA: Banned from…..

Justin: <crowd sings along> WE’RE BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!

ABFD: HOT DAMN SON!

<AA slams down his chalk in anger, as Ellie May herds Bill and Justin back to the Nowhere Bar, Grille & PCPL Repository and we fade>

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Cut to inside the OOWF Arena. We see Sebastian Davis WALKING~~!!! with a purpose down The Hallway of Random Encounters. He reaches the dark end of the hall and bursts through the doors of the Destroyitarium. We see Matt Folz, Moosehead Jack and Firewoman sitting at the main table with a bottle in front of them. All three heads whip around to see who has disturbed him. Davis takes three steps inside and stops.

Moose: I smell a dead man.

Folz: (standing) I got this. you two finish your whisky

Davis: You've got nothing except my World title, bitch.

Folz: I don't know who you think you are, but this is My title. You had your chance to take it from me and couldn't get the job done.

Davis: Your memory is clouded by your over-inflated ego. When I got my shot, I had you on your back counting the fucking lights. You needed a fucking Darling to save your ass. How's that taste there Jacko? A Saint needind a Darling to fight his battles for him.

~~~ Moose and Firewoman are up in a hurry and at Folz's side. ~~~

Folz: I'd choose my words carefully right now rookie.

Davis: I'll do nothing of the sort. I'm not scared of him, I'm not scared of her, and I sure as shit ain't scared of your scrawny ass. I've been back less than 6 months and I've already done things no one else in this room has done. I won this title 2 weeks in. I've held it longer than any of you have. So you can mock me all you want. Just know this. I enjoy going to the pay window each week. Don't you do anything to fuck that up... Champ

Folz: You think you have the pedigree to 'lead that match'? You stay the fuck out of My way.

Davis: I had to deal with Kirkland costing the winner's share of the purse last week. I sure as Hell ain't gonna let that happen two weeks in a row. You fuck with me, You'll regret it.

Moose: Speaking of regretting things, You're about to regret walking in here and running your mouth boy.

Fire: Give us a reason, I beg you.

Davis: What are you going to do, kick my ass? Fine. Do it. It's gonna take all three of you, because not one of you can do it alone. And it won't change the fact that I'm the best wrestler in this room. Bring your A-Game Wednesday. Once I finish Mac Flasher off and put him back in his place, I'm coming back for that World Title.

~~~ Davis hoists the Onslaught Title on his shoulder, turns his back on the three of them and heads to the exit. A shot glass whizzes by his ear and shatters against the door. Davis stops, shifts the belt to the other shoulder, and walks out without looking back. ~~~

~~~ Fade ~~~

[Sportsguy]

We fade back in to the Destroyitarium and see YOUR OOWF World Heavyweight Champion shaking his head.

Matt: Sebastian, first let me start off on a somewhat civil note. I give you credit for having the balls to barge on in here like you did. It was very gutsy of you. Smart? Eh, not so much. Now if you don't mind I'd like to respond to some of the things you just said.

1. Alexis Darling didn't save me from anything. I was right by the ropes and was going to get my foot on them regardless. Despite your constant and incessant whining, there are no such things as style points. I won, you lost, shut the fuck up. Also, no one came out to the ring when you and I faced off in the Invitational. You know, the match where I made you tap like a fucking bitch. How do you explain that one?

2. For you to stand in the middle of the room and say that you're a better wrestler than any one of the 3 of us might be the most laughable statement I've ever heard. You're not completely untalented but you've got a loooooooooooooong way to go to get to our level.

3. The only reason you're not in intensive care right now after the stunt you pulled is simple. You and I are partners this week. I like this about as much as you do, but the only thing you and I seem to agree on is that winning is first and foremost the most important thing. So I'll do my best to carry you on Wednesday, but I'm warning you that if you step out of line or piss me off again you will regret it.

FADE

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Sebastian Davis is in OOWF Catering, enjoying a steak when SFJ #44 approaches him. He hardly looks up as she begins, continuing to eat. ~~~

SFJ #44: Sebastian, you seem to have gotten the World Champion's attention.

Davis: (in between chews) Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here. I don't come bother you when you're grazing on a salad do I?

SFJ #44: I'm sorry, I was sent to get your reaction to Matt Folz's latest comments.

Davis: Oh, the Champ had to open his mouth again did he? That's an awful lot of attention he's giving to some rookie who isn't in his league. Maybe he should spend that time learning to wrestle rather than worrying about some 'random fan from the stands'. (he takes a bite, chewing slowly before he speaks) Let me guess, I angered the mighty Saints? The champion is annoyed? Are they coming to get me now?

SFJ #44: He seemed more amused than annoyed actually.

Davis: (putting his fork down and facing the INC) Matt, you should realize by now that I'm not afraid of you. I don't know what you said and honestly, I don't care. Show up Wednesday, do what the fuck I tell you, and everything will work out. Otherwise, You'll get to the full brunt of the Hurricane that's heading for Glasgow (cheap pop).

SFJ #44: You've seemed to have made an enemy of the Saints.

Davis: (putting another piece of meat in his mouth) Have I? Not bad for some Make-A-Wish Kid, huh? Now leave me the Hell alone.

~~~ Davis grabs her mic, tosses it across the room, and returns to him meal. ~~~

[winchester]

We fade in as Junior Winchester is sitting on a bar stool inside of his dressing room (Yes, his dressing room has a bar, of course).

Junior: Well, Betty Sue... I see that they have me facing Shitface...Shitake...er, Shizuru again this week. Didn't that fool learn his lesson last time?

Betty Sue: Cousin, I reckon they thought that he should have some sorta revenge on you?

Junior spits his beer out

Junior: Revenge? The same damn thing is going to happen, just like it done did last week... A shitkicker right to the noggin'

Betty Sue: And 1...2..3, Yer winner, Junior Winchester! You'll jump in the rankings quick like, cousin!

Junior gives a smirk and takes another swig

Junior: Just another promotion for me to dominate, Cuz.

Betty Sue: Correction... For US to dominate!

***Fade to Black***

[Jack Quinn]

<we see Shizuru standing in front of the OOWF banner with SFJ99>

SFJ99: Shizuru, you have been quiet for several months now, what's on your mind?

Shizuru: You know.......Shizuru HAS been quiet, really since Hell on Earth when Ghosthead and Shannon destroyed me, and the Saints betrayed me.

SFJ99: Well, you DID go off the rails a bit....

Shizuru: I did. I let the Saints influence me, I thought they had my best interests at heart, I was a fool. I was also a fool to think Juni cared about me at all as well. I have thought about this for a few weeks now, and there is someone in this company that is following the same road I did, Stacy Kirkland.......stay away from the Saints. You are not, and never will be, one of them. They are using you in their little game with Jack Bullet. Think about it, they asked you to bring them Zed's Intercontinental title.........but Stank is on his way back, do you really think you will keep that title? They will turn on you the first chance they get, take the title, and kick you to the curb like they did Shizuru.

SFJ99: This week you face OOWF newcomer Junior Winchester for the second week in a row. Last week, he came out on top, what are you going to do differently this week?

Shizuru: make no mistake Mr. Winchester, Shizuru is not out for revenge, you won, Shizuru cannot argue that. Shizuru is out for one thing, a reckoning. I am 0-1 against you, after tonight, we will be all even.

<Shizuru gives a slight bow to SFJ99 and walks away as we fade to black>

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#911)
Live! From Glasgow, Scotland
April 17, 2019

JUNIOR WINCHESTER vs. SHIZURU

Winchester and his cousin Betty Sue make their way to the ring. The crowd boos the OOWF newcomer as he steps between the ropes and waits in the corner for his opponent. While they wait, Betty Sue has some words for a few of the fans. Shizuru’s music hits and the crowd pops big for him. He comes to the ring wearing a cowboy hat and a country western shirt. He steps between the ropes and does a little boot-scootin’, which Junior does NOT find amusing.

Winchester charges out of the corner and takes Shizuru to the mat with a spear and hammers him with punches to the side of the head. He pulls Shiz to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, Shizuru hits sternum first and staggers backward, Winchester hits the ropes and KILLS Shiz with a lariat. He covers, but Shiz kicks out at two.

Junior pulls Shiz to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, but Shiz slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet, he spins Junior around and connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Winchester over the top rope to the floor. As soon as Winchester hits, Shizuru heads toward the ropes, Betty Sue stands in front of Winchester, but Shiz leaps over the top rope, clears Betty Sue and lands on Winchester, sending him sprawling up the ramp.

Shiz grabs Winchester and throws him back into the ring, Winchester gets on his feet and staggers a bit, as Shizuru hops onto the apron and waits to springboard in, Betty Sue gets under Shizuru and tries to powerbomb him off the apron. Shiz holds onto the top rope and looks down at Betty Sue, somewhat amused, but it’s not quite as amusing when Winchester POPS him with a superkick to the jaw, which lets Betty Sue powerbomb him on the floor! The crowd boos the shit out of this, but evidently the referee didn’t see it.

Winchester throws Shizuru into the ring, traps him in the corner and hammers him with rights and lefts. Junior pulls him out of the corner and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, and covers, but Shiz kicks out at two. Junior pulls him up, scoops him up and plants him on the mat then heads to the corner. Winchester climbs the ropes and tries a flying leg drop, but Shiz moves out of the way and Junior crashes and burns! Shizuru gets to his feet and gets the crowd behind him. He stomps and claps and gets the fans behind him. As he is about to grab Winchester, Betty Sue hops onto the apron and grabs him from behind. Shizuru spins around and grabs her for a kiss, Winchester gets to his feet and is about to hit Shiz with the SHIT KICKER, but Shiz turns around, catches his leg and pulls him into the PSYCHO DRIVER! As he lifts Winchester, Junior’s foot clips Betty Sue, sending her to the floor, Shiz covers, hooking the leg hard, one……two…..THREE!
WINNER in 10:24 – Shizuru

Shiz grabs his cowboy hat and does a little more boot scootin as he heads up the ramp. Inside the ring Betty Sue and Junior are arguing with the referee, but to no avail. The Winchesters storm to the back, and are clearly not happy at all.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS

It doesn’t take long after the bell – called for by Davis Hightower – for Banned From Everywhere and the Darling Twins to tear into each other. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville pairs off with Alexander Darling while Justin Sane and Alexis Darling exchange blows with Alexis easily getting the better of Justin with a few quick jabs and a thrust to the throat, which sends Justin way over the top rope and to the outside.

Alexis looks to hop in on the Awesome Bill-Alexander fight, but is grabbed by her ankle by Justin. Alexis shakes him off and boots him down while Alexander delivers a forearm shiver that pushes the big Georgian into a neutral corner. Hightower finally demands that only one entrant per team do battle in the ring with Awesome Bill and Alexander staying inside. Alexander charges into the corner, only to be leapfrogged (?!) by Awesome Bill, who wraps his legs around Alexander’s torso and gets a modified sunset flip for 1. Awesome Bill is up before Alexander and delivers a standing lariat that turns Alexander inside-out and sends him scurrying to the corner, where Alexis tags herself in. Justin frantically tries to get Awesome Bill’s attention to tag in. Awesome Bill eventually relents and tags in Justin, who eats a big boot and a powerslam from Alexis that gets 2. Alexis whips Justin into the ropes and gets ducked on a knee lift try, getting caught in a High-Risk Headlock that starts looking like Justin is going to try a Sliced Bread No. 2 in the corner, but winds up becoming a modified stun-gun draping Alexis’ throat over the top rope while Justin bounces head-first off the apron and onto the announce table.

Razz: “Get this chump off our table! He’s the only wrestler here who hurts himself more than his opponents on mostly every move he has.”
Russ: “But it’s not like Alexis Darling is standing tall at the moment. It’s dumb as hell, but there’s innovation in what he does.”

Indeed, she is not while Alexander pounds the turnbuckle to rally Alexis to her feet. Justin stumbles to his feet and tries to stop the tag, but is too late as Alexander tags in and immediately starts whipping Justin from pillar to post. Justin comes out each time with his dukes up, but is outmaneuvered each time by the superior Alexander, who is working out a few new holds and moves on Justin to oohs and aahs from the Glasgow crowd. A tilt-a-whirl backbreaker segues to a Boston crab attempt as Justin screams in pain as Awesome Bill tries his hardest to will Justin to the Banned From Everywhere corner. Justin finally wiggles free after throwing elbows to the back of Alexander’s knees. The crawl to the corner is cut off as Alexander dropkicks Awesome Bill off of the apron before dropping a couple elbows on Justin. Awesome Bill, angrier than a nest of hornets, pops up and rushes into the ring, but is cut off by Hightower. Alexander, hammers away at Justin and tags in Alexis as the two take turns running uppercuts into the jaw of a cornered Justin. After Alexander exits, Justin strolls out of the corner on spaghetti legs and collapses onto his face.

Razz: “I’m guessing that’s also a move in Justin’s innovative strategy.”
Russ: “No, that’s just a result of Justin getting his ass kicked.”

Awesome Bill leads Glasgow’s fans in a serious clap as Alexis works Justin into a surfboard submission. Alexis lets go when Hightower almost counts her shoulders on the mat, getting to 2 before Alexis realizes the near-catastrophe at hand. Justin tries to crawl over to his corner, only for Alexis to grab his boot. Justin flips away from Alexis with a front flip that … Takes him further away from his corner. Justin tries to power through Alexis, but is knocked down with little effort. As Justin falls, a baggie falls out of his cargo-shorts pocket. Alexis immediately picks it up, examines it and opens it to find gummy bears, but …

Razz: “My God. What is that smell?”
Russ: “Is that … Pine Cone Party Likker?”
Razz: “Lord help us all if those candies are soaked in that stuff. More importantly … DON’T EAT THOSE, ALEXIS! DON’T EAT THOSE!”

Alexis, not quite linking the smell to the potential danger, eats a handful of gummy bears in front of Justin, who was warning her not to do so out of fear for her safety more than the lost candy. Alexis feels the effects within seconds, wobbling in front of Justin. Awesome Bill, seeing the fortunate moment created by Alexis’ candy-related folly, charges through the ring to cut off Alexander … who was also hip to what’s up. A goosed-up Alexis is easy prey for just about anything, but Justin chooses the gentleman’s route and simply rolls her up for a stunning, but expected 3-count given Alexis’ state.
WINNER (pinfall, 13:52), Banned From Everywhere.

Almost the entire arena, including three of the four wrestlers, is in shock that Justin earned the pinfall. All while Alexis is woozy and looking for the nearest bucket or trashcan. Just as Alexis finds what she needs, the feed cuts out to an ad for the new OOWF.TV series “Beverly’s Hillbilly.”


THE FRENEMIES vs. CLANN QUINN – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Razz: Russ, after the madness of the last two weeks, maybe tonight the Frenemies will get a fair shot at Clan Quinn
Russ: Given that it’s Moose and Fire, I am not sure the madness will ever completely go away
Razz: Fair point there

The Frenemies music plays and they make their way to the ring. Kylie and Bridget slap hands with the fans as they make their way to the ring. They both do a flip over the top rope and climb the corner to play to the crowd and the fans eat it up. Clan Quinn’s music plays and the cheers immediately turn to boos, not the “we would like to murder you” boos they got in Northern Ireland, but boos nonetheless.

Moose and Fire storm the ring and attack the Frenemies and the fight immediately spills to the floor. Fire and Kylie fight up the ramp toward the OOTron while Bridget and Moose battle it out by the Macedonian announce table. At the top of the ramp, Kylie grabs Fire and whips her into the video screen, then charges and connects with a kick to the back of the head that slams Fire face first into the screen, cracking the glass! Fire stages away and drops to her knees, blood flowing from her forehead.

Kylie pulls her to her feet and hits a belly to belly suplex, followed by a standing moonsault! Fire grabs her ribs and writhes in pain on the floor. Kylie heads back down the ramp and grabs Moose from behind before he can hit Bridget with a chair, she rocks Moose back on his heels with a European uppercut, as Moose staggers backward, Bridget grabs him and hits a release German suplex, driving Moose through the table!

Russ: So far, I would say the Frenemies have taken the fight to Clan Quinn!
Razz: Kylie and Bridget ain’t foolin’ around tonight!

Bridget pulls Moose out of the wreckage of the table and throws him into the ring. Kylie slides in and covers, but Moose somehow kicks out at two. Kylie tags in Bridget and then lifts Moose for a powerbomb, Bridget climbs to the top rope and drops a leg across Moose’s chest as Kylie slams him to the mat! Bridget covers and hooks Moose hard, but somehow Jack kicks out at two.

Bridget pulls Moose up and sends him to the ropes and lands a high knee to the face that dazes Moose, she then grabs him and drives him to the mat with a urinage. Bridget covers, but again Moose is out at two. She tags Kylie back in and Kylie heads to the top rope and waits for Moose to get to his feet. We see Fire heading back toward the ring, Bridget drops off the apron and heads up the ramp to fight with Fire. Back in the ring as Moose stands, Kylie leaps and tries a lariat, but Moose catches her arm and spins her to the mat and right into a crossface! Moose has Kylie in trouble in the middle of the ring, Bridget sees this and turns around before she gets to Fire and slides into the ring and breaks up the submission with a kick to Moose’s face.

Moose falls to the mat and rolls to the CQ corner just as Fire gets onto the apron. Moose makes the tag and Fire comes in, pounces on Kylie and absolutely hammers her with straight punches to the face, Fire lands a couple of MMA elbows as well, and soon Kylie is pouring blood. Kylie shoves Fire off of her and spins to her feet and holds her eye and sees she is bleeding badly. Fire and Kylie go nose to nose in the middle of the ring, yelling at one another. The shouts quickly turn to legit stiff punches.

Russ: I don’t think I’ve ever seen Kylie lose her temper like this!
Razz: Wow! They are beatin’ the SNOT out of one another Russ!

As they fight, Moose sneaks around the ring, pulls Bridget off the apron and KILLS her with a clothesline. Moose grabs a chair, and as Bridget gets to one knee, he slams it down on her head, sending her to the floor. Inside the ring Fire swings wildly, Kylie slips behind her and runs her to the ropes and rolls her up. As the referee is down making the count, Moose grabs one of the tag titles and slides into the ring and SLAMS it right in Kylie’s face! Fire reverses the roll up and grabs a handful of tights for the hell of it……..

Russ: DAMMIT! NOT LIKE THIS! This is the second time in two weeks that the Moose has used the title!

One……..two…….THREE!
WINNERS in 18:24 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Clan Quinn

MATT FOLZ, JOHN LAW, STACY KIRKLAND & SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE, JACK BULLET, ZED & MAC FLASHER – Elimination Match

Matt and Beverly start out and right away it's a continuation of last week's classic. The two exchange some great mat wrestling before Matt rolls her into a half nelson cradle for 2. Bev gets back to her feet and spears Matt. She grabs Matt's legs and bridges for 2. Matt reverses for 2. Bev reverses again for 2. Both smirk at one another as they get back to their feet. Matt tags out to John Law, Bev tags out to Mac Flasher. John catches Mac with a spinebuster and turns to taunt the face team. He unfortunately doesn't see Mac getting back to his feet. Mac waits til John turns around and nails him with a superkick. Mac covers, 1...2...3.

John Law has been eliminated.

Stacy Kirkland comes in and nails Mac from behind. She rolls Mac up and holds the tights but Mac still kicks out. As Mac is getting back to his feet, Stacy charges across the ring and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head. Mac stumbles into the corner, and Stacy grabs him from behind and hits a backdrop driver dumping Mac right on the back of his head. Stacy covers and the referee counts two before Mac kicks out. Stacy gets to her feet and keeps up the attack, dropping several knees on the back of Mac's head before tagging in Matt. Matt hits a Rude Awakening for 2. Matt picks Mac up and drops him across the top rope before falling back and completing the slingshot suplex. Matt hits the Angle Slam and covers, but the referee indicates that Sebastian Davis made a blind tag. Matt glares at his partner and warns him never to do that again before stepping out of the ring. Sebastian picks Mac up but Mac nails several hard forearms and elbows to Sebastian's ribs. Mac goes for the tag but Sebastian cuts him off. Sebastian picks him up and hits the Spring Break Plunge. 1...2...3.

Mac Flasher has been eliminated.

Jack Bullet enters the ring. Sebastian charges and tries a clothesline, but Bullet ducks and takes him down with a backslide for two count. Sebastian quickly spins to his feet, and this time he is met by a lariat from Bullet that sends him to the ropes. Bullet bounds off the opposite ropes and nails a spinning heel kick for 2. Bullet tries a brain buster but Sebastian blocks and reverses to his own. He sets up for a pile driver, but Bullet reverses to an inside cradle for 2. Both competitors get back to their feet and take one another down with a double clothesline. Sebastian rolls to his corner and tags in Stacy as Bullet tags in Zed. Stacy rocks the IC champ with a European Uppercut before sending him off the ropes and catching him with a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Stacy with a running powerslam and then a top rope elbow drop for 2. She heads back to the top rope and tries a moonsault but Zed moves and makes it to his corner to tag in Jack Bullet. Stacy rolls to her corner and tags in Matt Folz.

The two men start exchanging HARD chops that sound like gunshots, both men's chests are bright red. Jack with an Irish Whip but Matt reverses to a Spinebuster. Matt tries a Rude Awakening but Jack powers out of it and nails him with a short clothesline followed by a Fisherman's Suplex for 2. Jack goes for the Silver Bullet but Matt escapes and hooks on the Folzmission. Before he can fully apply the hold though, the referee breaks it up and indicates that Sebastian made yet another blind tag. Matt doesn't take this one too kindly as he runs over and nails Sebastian with an elbow that knocks him off the apron. Matt slides out of the ring and propels Sebastian's head into the ring post, triggering a massive cut. Matt then nails an Angle Slam on the floor and rolls Sebastian back into the ring. Matt shrugs at Bullet and tells him to cover. 1...2...3.

Sebastian Davis has been eliminated.

Jack makes a tag to Beverly as Stacy Kirkland gets in the ring for the heel side. The two women go back and forth at one another before Beverly tags in Zed and they double team Stacy. Stacy catches Zed in a small package and uses the tights for leverage. 1...2...3.

Zed has been eliminated.

Jack Bullet gets back in the ring and he and his ex wife go at it furiously. Jack with a clothesline that sends both of them over the ropes and they start brawling around the ringside area. The referee's count reaches ten.

Both Jack Bullet and Stacy Kirkland have been eliminated

We're back to where we started now as Beverly and Matt are the only two left standing. After another great wrestling sequence, Matt goes for the Angle Slam. Beverly slips off and locks on the La Bella Lock. Matt struggles frantically to get to the ropes but Beverly has the hold on right in the center of the ring. Matt realizes he has no where to go and taps.
WINNER and Sole Survivor (Submission, 52:33) Beverly Cambridge

Matt immediately rolls out of the ring and grabs his title and backs up the ramp with it. Inside the ring, Bev celebrates, climbing the turnbuckles, looking directly at Folz and making the “I want the title” motion. Folz, now at the top of the ramp, smirks and slowly raises the title in the air and says “come get it.” And we fade to black.

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