[Jack Quinn]

OOWF Storming the Beach 2
Live! From Le Havre, France
May 26, 2019

OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Beverly Cambridge vs. Matt Folz

OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Zed vs. Stacy Kirkland

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Los Defenestrators vs. Clan Quinn

OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Kieran Bourne vs. Mac Flasher

Best of Seven Series: Match 2 (Darlings lead 1-0)
The Darlings vs. Frenemies

Sebastian Davis vs. Jack Bullet


Card subject to me forgetting about another ppv

[Sportsguy]

We fade in and see 13 standing with OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz.

13: To put it bluntly Matt: Where the fuck have you been?

Matt: I want to apologize to my fellow Saints, the rest of the company and the one or two fans who actually enjoy my promos for my absence the past few weeks. A good friend of mine- a mentor actually- died a few weeks ago and I kind of lost my motivation there for a bit.

13: I'm very sorry, I didn't hear. Kurt Angle died?

Matt: What? No...

13: Oh, Taz?

Matt: No. I'm talking as Matt Folz the real life person, not the character.

Kayfabe clocks Matt hard in the back of the head.

Matt: Kay. Nice to see you've recovered from that attack from that chickenshit loudmouth Davis.

Kay gives Matt a sympathetic nod before leaving.

13: Very sorry to hear that Matt.

Matt: Thanks. I had heard a couple weeks before he passed that he was in hospice care so it wasn't completely out of left field, but still... 52 years old. Cancer fucking sucks man.

13: It does. Do you want to start over?

Matt: Would you mind?

13: Not at all.

13 clears her throat and we re start the interview.

13: I'm here with OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz. Matt, this Sunday you defend that Championship against Beverly Cambridge. What are your thoughts heading into that match?

Matt: Not to sound TOO egotistical, but I think we're going to go out there and tear the fucking house down. A great number of years ago one of the greatest matches of my career was at this very event, challenging the GOAT LD Williams for the Onslaught Championship. I think this has the potential to equal that. But lets kick it up a notch... Beverly I seem to remember you a while back requesting a No Holds Barred Match. You want it? You got it.... No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere. And you have my word as a gentleman- no, you wouldn't accept that and you probably shouldn't, so let's try this- You have my word as a Competitor that no member of the Saints will interfere in this match. It's going to be you and me one on one, best wrestler wins.

13: Well said. On another subject, Sebastian Davis continues to mention you in his promos, any response to him?

Matt: My response is very simple. I couldn't possibly care less about Sebastian Davis. I want to make it VERY Clear to him: He gets no more Championship matches. He had two bites at the apple and choked both times, he can get to the fucking back of the line. Anything else?

13: I believe that covers it. Thanks for your time Matt, welcome back and again my sympathies.

Matt: Thank you 13.

FADE

[Leo]

"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet visits Victor DeNiro, general manager of the OOWF, in his office.

JB: I just wanted to let you know that I don't feel disrespected or shamed. I understand I don't have the best track record with you and you have a long way to go to trust me.

VD: What are you talking about?

JB: I'm just grateful to be on the pay-per-view. If that's curtain jerking while people are still finding their seats against the OOWF equivalent of Barry Horowitz, then so be it. I'm going to go out there and have the best match possible against the worst opponent, because that's what true champions do.

VD: I'm not following.

JB: I understand the punishment. We go back to last summer when I punched the fan. Then when I attacked Ichiban and vacated the belt. Showing up to shows drunk. You can't have that kind of behavior and not be punished for it. I'm a bit older than a lot of the guys around here. I understand the old territory mentality. 'You screwed me over, so your booking is going to suffer for it.' I will take my medicine. I'll go out there, make the best of a bad situation, be a good company guy. I'll try to get the fans going despite having the equivalent of the proverbial broomstick people used to say Ric Flair could get three stars out of.

VD: I don't believe you're considering this...

Jack Bullet then gives DeNiro a hug.

JB: In fact, I should be thanking you. I shouldn't expect to just advance to a world title shot. I need to work up to it. Prove to you, prove to myself and prove to the fans I do deserve to be the face of the OOWF and the world champion once again. No jumping to the front of the line. If I have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for opponents as far back in the title picture as possible, then that's what I will do. I know the odds are stacked against me to even pull of a half-star stinker at Storming the Beach 2, but I'll promise to put on the best performance I can. God bless you and all you hold dear.

Bullet exits.

VD: I don't know if he's dead serious or putting me on.

FADE

[Leo]

"Black Magic" Stacy Kirkland sits on a boat off the coast of La Havre, France. She's wearing a bikini and sunning herself. Junior Hale is at her side holding a tiny fan and a drink with an umbrella in it. Periodically he puts the drink closer to Stacy so she can have a drink. The pair looks up as the sun is suddenly blotted out and the wind picks up. They see the OOWF helicopter. Descending down the ladder is BRICK~!. He makes the deck. Hale seems apprehensive, but Stacy just sits there and pulls her big floppy hat down over her eyes.

BRICK~!: My name is BRICK~! and I am the advocate for Zed. I have been asked to put you on notice that Zed will take HIS Intercontinental Title belt back at Storming the Beach 2 this Sunday. You have gone from Stacy Two Belts, to Stacy One Belt and soon Stacy No Belts. You have also gone from Main Event Stacy Kirkland to Sub-Main Stacy Kirkland. I have also come to present you with this.

BRICK~! holds out a piece of paper. Stacy doesn't move. Hale takes it and reads. He gulps and starts sweating from more than the heat.

BRICK~!: It's a copy of an injunction I'm filing with the OOWF Board of Directors to have Junior Hale NOT be the referee for the IC Title match this Sunday and to not allow him to referee any of your match inperpetuity, because of a conflict of interest.

Stacy finally looks up.

SK: And what would that be.

BRICK~!: You two have a personal relationship.

SK: That's too strong a word. Junior wishes to worship at my magnificence and I have permitted him to do so out of my own benevolence toward lesser creatures.

BRICK~!: Call it what you like. The injunction has been filed. You will not beat Zed on Sunday because of 'questionable' officiating.

SK: You mean I'll be him fair and square in the middle of the ring?

BRICK~!: Yes...I mean, no. Zed will win! You have my word!

SK: And how much is that worth?

BRICK~!: I won't stand here and be insulted.

SK: Okay, then you can leave now.

BRICK~! scurries up the ladder and the helicopter flies away.

JH: You're not worried, my darling.

SK: The day Zed worries me is the day I hang up my boots. Now drink me.

JH: Moves closer with his tongue hanging out. Kirkland pushes him away.

SK: I mean give me the drink, don't try and slurp me you pervert.

FADE

[Sportsguy]

We fade in and see OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz walking. He turns and makes his way down the Hallway of Random Encounters where he runs into 'Ecosistema'. Eco extends his hand.

E: Matt Folz, Campeón del Mundo. Honor conocerte. Soy un gran fan.

Matt angrily slaps the hand away.

Matt: I have no idea what you just said, but if you think I'm shaking your hand you really did get brain damage.

E: ¿Qué?

Matt: I have no idea how you're even breathing on your own, much less walking or wrestling. I was there, I was still ringside after you somehow eliminated me. Before I started making my way to the back I saw what Fire did to you. The first 20 rows of the arena could HEAR your neck snapping like a twig. It's a legitimate miracle that you're even standing here right now. Why in the world waste it by coming back and giving Fire or Moose a chance to finish the job?

E: No, no, no soy Junichiro Muyo. Soy Ecosistema, no el hombre en el que estás pensando. Junichiro Muyo está retirado.

Matt: Juni, after all we've been through, why don't you at least do me the fucking courtesy of dropping the accent, taking off the mask and looking me eye to eye like a fucking man.

E (Shaking head): no soy Junichiro Muyo. Soy Ecosistema.

Matt (Rolling eyes): What the fuck ever. I don't have time or patience for this shit. The Bucks are in the middle of a goddamn fucking choke, The Brewers' bullpen sucks, I have a World Championship match to wri- (Sees Kayfabe glaring at him) uh, I have a World Championship match to prepare for. Just know that I don't believe you for a second, you've pulled this "Ecosistema" shit before giving me awards remember?

Matt walks off shaking his head as we......FADE.

[Chris Eco]

El Ecosistema wanders off from talking to Matt Folz, where he is intercepted by El Voltaje and a scantily clad Latina woman.

Voltaje: Ay, Ecosistema, dónde está? Tenemos un interview antes de nuestro championship match. And miras, I got an interviewer auténticamente Latina, just for us!

Ecosistema: What do you mean "auténticamente"?

Woman: He means I used to work for Sábado Gigante.

Ecosistema: Es por qué usted tiene un vestido muy short?

Voltaje: Esa fue mi request.

Sábado Gigante Model Cinco: Cerdo.

Ecosistema: Estoy de acuerdo. All right, let's do this.

Cameraman: ROLLING!

SGM5: LOS DEFENESTRATORS! ESTE DOMINGO, YOU FACE CLAN QUINN PARA EL CAMPEONATO MUNDIAL EN PAREJAS! QUE QUIEREN DECIR USTEDES?

Ecosistema: EL CLAN DE QUINN! TRES SEMANAS, WE HAVE LEFT WITH LOS CAMPEONATOS, YOUR BELTS! AND ESTE DOMINGO, WE LEAVE WITH LOS CAMPEONATOS PERMANENTLY!

Voltaje: PORQUE WE ARE GOING TO STEAL LOS CINTURONES AND HIDE THEM SO BUENO, YOU'LL NEVER FIND THEM!

Ecosistema: What? No. Ese, we are going to leave con los campeonatos porque we are actually going to WIN los campeonatos.

Voltaje: Jajaja, mejor!

Ecosistema: (shaking his head) Let me make this muy sencillo, muy fácil, muy simple. Moosehead Jack, homes, you wanna try and kill me because you think que estoy un hombre retirado, because you think we've got some grande problema from the past. Pero el problema es la presente. El problema is that no temenos something that belongs to you, ustedes tienen una cosa that belongs to us. El título honorífico. Y en domingo, we take what belongs to us.

Sábado Gigante Model Cinco: Claro. Any specific comments for Firewoman?

Ecosistema: Firewoman, quiero creer, I want to believe, that you are inteligente porque usted comprende que yo no soy Ecosystem. Pero, yo creo que that it is not your intelligence, but your orgullo, your pride. Es imposible for you to imagine that anyone you believe that you destroyed could come back again. Comprende que yo no soy Ecosystem solamente porque you believe that you are powerful enough to destroy anyone. Mujer de fuego, no estoy diciendo that you are mistaken . . .

Ecosistema leans into the camera.

Ecosistema: . . . but I am strongly implying it.

FADE

[Sportsguy]

We fade in to Matt Folz's suite and see Matt, Fire, Moose and Stacy Kirkland going through a last minute film/strategy session. We pick them up mid conversation as we also hear what appears to be some kind of construction going on right outside.

Fire: It's not him.

Matt/Moose: YES IT IS!

Fire: It's not. When I break someone's neck, I don't go halfway. There's no chance he can be up walking around.

Stacy: I wasn't with the company at the time and I've never met Junichiro Muyo, but the evidence is there. Same build, same moveset, same catchphrase...

Fire: It's....NOT....Him.

Matt: Look, no one here doubts that if you wanted to you could permanently cripple anyone. Hell, you would have done it to me years ago if Moose hadn't intervened. And I agree with you that there's no way he shouldn't be in a wheelchair. But this is a one in 10 billion type of fluke. There's no doubt in my mind that that is Juni. I don't know how or why he was able to come back but it's him.

Fire: Whatever. If it is him, then tonight I'll finish what I started.

Matt: Stay focused on what's important though, keeping those Championships in the Saints where they belong. If after the match, you want to peel that mask off and take Eco's face along with it, more power to you.

Moose: Believe me, we'll get those belts back and make them pay for daring to steal them in the first place.

Matt: Right on. (Turning to Stacy) And you? You ready?

Stacy: I am. Thanks for lending me your notes on Zed.

Matt: No problem, you're one of us now. Once a Saint, Always a Saint. Let's go out there tonight and show why we're still the dominant group in this company.

Everyone smiles and nods.

Matt: Now one more thing I wanted to talk about... (Hearing a loud bang) Okay, seriously, what the FUCK is going on out there?

They go out to the bar area of the Destroyatarium and see workmen replacing the door with two absolutely beautiful ornate plate glass doors featuring the Saints logo.

Moose: Who did this?

Stacy: Hope I'm not over stepping, wanted to make a contribution.

Moose: No, it's fine. They look good.

Fire: They look beautiful.

Matt: Yeah, very nice. Anyway, what I was saying..... you all know my match is No Holds Barred tonight. I'm asking you to leave Beverly alone, if she beats me, she beats me. But she deserves the chance to win or lose this match on her own.

Moose: Agreed.

Fire: Agreed.

Stacy: Agreed.

Matt: Good, then let's go out there tonight and kick some ass. To The Saints!

Moose/Fire/Stacy: TO THE SAINTS!

Fade

[L!zz~]

(Beverly Cambridge is standing with SFJ 3.14)

Pi: Beverly, tonight you and Matt Folz meet yet again for the OOWF Championship. You requested this match and MAtt had it made.

Bev: That's right. I Know we are suppose to be sworn enemies, but Matt can be a gentleman and class act. We spoke and the powers that be decided it would happen tonight.

Pi: What is your stratergy going in?

Bev: To be at the top of my game. I finally feel like I'm getting into a groove and am close to regaining my status. No one expects us to take it easy. We are going to out there and deliver one hell of a match.

Pi: Are you worried about Kieran interfering?

Bev: (sighs) He has been following me around like crazy. I'll have Dorothy in my corner so she will be watching for any shennanigans so I don't have to look over my shoulder.

Pi: Thank you for your time. Good luck tonight.

Bev: Thanks Pi, after I win we can go celebrate.

Pi: Sounds like a plan

(Fade)

[Deadly]

Kieran Bourne is minding his own damn business when he is ACCOSTED~! by a Random Backstage Interviewer.

RBI: Kieran, you've got a big match coming up tonight. In fact, it's your first title shot here in the OOWF. However, things seem less than settled with Beverly Cambridge...

KB: ...is that a question or...?

RBI: Umm...so what are your, uh, thoughts on...that?

KB: My thoughts? Simple. My focus tonight is on taking that title from Mac Flasher. In just a few short weeks here I've shown what I can do. Everyone in the back knows my name now, and if they're smart they should fear it. Mac, tonight YOU WILL REAP IT!

Kieran Bourne begins to walk away, but is stopped by the Random Backstage Interviewer.

RBI: Kieran, before you go...what about Beverly Cambridge?

KB: Who?

Bourne smirks and walks away.

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Fade into the OOWF Interview Banner, where SFJ #44 is standing beside Sebastian Davis ~~~

SFJ #44: Sebastian, we are just a short time away from your Storming the Beach 2 match with Jack Bullet.

Davis: So what.

SFJ #44: You haven't said nothing about your opponent at all.

Davis: And why should I? For weeks now, I've been breathing down the World Champion's neck, and for weeks now, I keep getting sidetracked into things I don't care about at all. I don't like Jack Bullet. I don't give two shits about his attempt at a redemption tour. This is nothing but another week of me not getting my Onslaught Title back or getting my hands on the OOWF World Title. Nothing else matters to me, especially not some overrated has-been.

SFJ #44: Jack Bullet is...

Davis: .... not worth my time. This isn't an after school special. There's no lesson to be learned, there's no moral to the story, there's no feel good moment when all is said and done. There's only me, and the ass-kicking I'm about to dish out to The Silver Eagle. Now get out of my face.

~~ Davis knocks the mic out of her hand and storms away ~~~

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF Storming the Beach 2
Live! From Le Havre, France
May 26, 2019

THE DARLINGS vs. FRENEMIES – Best of Seven Series – Match 2

The bell rings, and before the two teams can even touch one another, Clan Quinn storms the ring with weapons and beats the ever loving snot out of them. Moose puts Kylie through a table, Fire hits a MOOSEKILLER on Alexis. Then Moose grabs Bridget and hits a package piledriver off the apron through a table while Fire drops Alex with a kendo stick shot to the head, then hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER on Alex before she and Moose pull him to his feet and hit TOTAL ELIMINATION before throwing him out of the ring to the floor.

MHJ: This is a warning to everyone. This is the Saints world, we are ALLOWING all of you to exist in it, if you don’t fucking like it? Do something about it.

Moose drops the mic and he and Fire pose while soaking up the boos of the crowd before heading to the back.
WINNER – No Match

JACK BULLET vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS

The two men lock up and Bullet forces Davis into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break but Davis rakes Bullet’s eyes. As Jack staggers away, Davis charges out of the corner and chop blocks Bullet’s knee sending him to the mat. Davis spends the next several minutes working over Bullet’s leg, eventually trapping him in a figure four right in the middle of the ring. Bullet tries to fight to the ropes, but he is too far away. The crowd starts stomping and clapping for Bullet and he manages to reverse the hold forcing Davis to break the hold.

Bullet gets to one knee and Davis tries a shining wizard, but Bullet sweeps his leg sending him to the mat. Bullet grabs the back of Davis’ head and hammers him with punches to the head before pulling him to his feet, sending him to the ropes and taking him down with a stiff lariat. Davis bails out of the ring and Bullet follows him. He grabs Davis from behind and lifts him into the air and crotches him on the guardrail. Bullet grabs Davis from behind and hits a hangman’s neckbreaker onto the concrete floor. He pulls Davis up and sends him into the ring and follows and covers for a two count.

Bullet pulls Davis up and lifts him for a vertical suplex and tries to keep him up, but his knee buckles and both men crash to the mat, Davis falls damn near straight on top f his head.

Russ: MAH GAWD! HE NEARLY BROKE DAVIS’ NECK!
Razz: Bullet has a history of doing this kind of thing……
Russ: but I think it’s fair to say it was not done intentionally
Razz: Is it?

Bullet covers Davis, but Davis manages to roll his shoulder at two. Jack keeps Davis on the mat and works his lower back, finally putting him in a Boston crab, but Davis manages to get to the ropes to force the break. The end comes when Bullet whips Davis into the corner and follows him in, and jumps onto the middle rope and starts the ten punches of doom, but Davis reaches up and rakes Bullet’s eyes and DRIVES him to the mat. Davis rolls Bullet up, puts his feet on the middle rope and gets the three count!
WINNER in 44:18 – Sebastian Davis

Bullet is apoplectic with rage. Davis bails out of the ring quickly and heads up the ramp and points to his head. Inside the ring Bullet pleads his case with the referee, even grabbing his shirt and momentarily threatening to punch him in the face. Bullet quickly realizes what he is doing and releases the ref’s shirt, smooths it out and shakes the ref’s hand. Bullet looks out over the crowd and shrugs his shoulders as the light pings off his teeth. He heads to the back slapping hands with the fans, but he is clearly not ok with this decision.

KIERAN BOURNE vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

DING!!! DING!!!



Both competitors are in their corner warming up until circling the ring. This is a high-stakes match so both men want to dominate as much as they can. They lock up in the center and it’s a stalemate. Keiran tries to push back, Mac tries to fight against and they remain stand still until Keiran applies the Side Headlock. Suddenly, his opponent moves behind him with the right arm for the Hammerlock which has Keiran by surprise. He manages to slip past behind him applying the Hammerlock himself until Mac Snapmares him down onto his ass. A quick kick into the head is missed as Keiran ducks back then kips up on the mat attempting a Spinning Back Kick that misses!

RAZZ: ”Amazing back and forth already by Flasher and Keiran. The two are so similar in styles but their personality is entirely different. Very interesting to see how the two personas will clash in the making of this match!”

Another lockup is made again and this time Mac has the Side Headlock. Keiran shoves him back with him into the ropes and uses the spring to push him off. Upon the return, Mac bulldozes him into the canvas from a Shoulder Barge. He runs off to the side but Keiran gets back up and takes him down with a quick Hurricanrana. After the landing, both men are back up on their feet. Keiran catches a Roundhouse Kick then counters into a Enguiziri Kick knocking Flasher into the nearest corner. When his opponent charges into him, Flasher explodes catching him in a Exploder Suplex into the turnbuckles!



ONE

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TW–



Keiran kicks out and Mac applies a simple Side Headlock on the ground. The referee gets denied the chance to call the match due to Keiran fighting against the submission. Mac helps him back up to his feet and switches over for the Snap Suplex. He lands him clean on the mat then gets back up on his feet with Keiran in his grasp. He whips him into the ropes but Keiran hops over the top rope to the apron begging Mac to come at him. Mac does and charges only to eat a kick forcing him a few steps back for Keiran to leap onto the top rope and put him down with a Springboard Clothesline taking him down!


RUSS: ”Springboard Clothesline?! Someone needs to check the ropes because Keiran must have loosened them for that height! Fucking unbelievable!”

He doesn’t go for the pin but rather complete the offense. When Mac sits up, he eats a Roundhouse Kick into his spine that makes him cringe. Keiran runs to the ropes ahead of him, rebounds and knocks him down on his back from the Basement Dropkick! He rolls backwards onto his feet into the ropes from the momentum and now the audience sees Keiran whip him into the nearest corner. Flasher’s back gets glued to the turnbuckles in perfect position for Keiran to slam him into a seated position from the Corner Clothesline then finish it up with a Running Corner Knee Strike!


Mac rolls under the bottom rope to the apron edge. Keiran follows him out to the apron and slowly helps him back up to his feet. Both men are trading elbow shots into both their heads until Keiran blocks one and catches him with another Gamengiri Kick pushing him back a few steps. The moment he walks up to Mac, Mac leaps up with a Bicycle Knee Strike into the chin of Keiran knocking off the apron to his feet. The moment Keiran turns around, Mac runs across the apron then leaps off for the Shooting Star Press colliding into Keiran at ringside!



RAZZ: ”Shooting Star Press! Shooting Star Press from the apron down to ringside showcasing the athleticism and amazing work produced by Mac Flasher!”



“One! … Two! … Three!”



Mac takes a few moments to get back up and drags Keiran back inside the ring. He slowly helps Keiran up to his feet then smacks him in the jaw with a powerful striking combination until turning him around from a Spinning Back Kick to the head. He attempts the Dragon Suplex but Keiran breaks the hold and goes for a Rolling Elbow rocking Mac off his balance a little. Before Keiran can make it to the ropes, Flasher holds onto his tights then pulls him back in for the Half Nelson Suplex!



RUSS: ”Not so fucking fast Keiran! The Half Nelson Suplex coming into play and we have another pin attempt!”



ONE

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TWO



Keiran kicks out of the pin attempt and Mac switches over to the Single Leg Boston Crab. Sat on his back, weight applied, leg in his grasp; He pulls back as much as he on the right leg trying to disable any chances of the Thrust Kick coming into play. Keiran begs the referee not to call it, he starts dragging Mac over by the ropes and stretches his hand out to grab it but Mac pulls him all the way back into the center of the ring.


RUSS: ”Oh yeah, he’s gonna tap! Just do it Keiran!”


Keiran rolls over onto his back and starts kicking Mac in the face until he lets go. Mac does giving his opponent enough time to stand up even though he is limping little on the right leg. Mac returns into him and clocks him in the chin with a Big Boot almost knocking him down; He runs to the ropes behind him, rebounds only to get scooped off the mat and driven down on his neck from the neck breaker from Keiran He pins him down with the shoulders on the mat!

Mac gets taken aback and gets back up only to suffer back-to-back clotheslines. Upon the last clothesline, Keiran catches him with a Spinning Back Kick before launching him into the nearest unoccupied corner. A strong Avalanche into Mac’s open chest squashes him in the corner where he walks out to the center in a daze; Keiran runs to the ropes ahead of him, rebounds and plants him down on the canvas spine first from the Leaping Neckbreaker!


RAZZ: ”Leaping Neckbreaker! Leaping Neckbreaker does it after the striking combination Keiran committed! And speaking of striking combinations, here comes Keiran right now!”


The moment Flasher stands on his knees, he starts eating back to back Roundhouse Kicks into the chest. Suddenly, he goes for the Tornado Kick but Mac ducks under it and clocks him in the chin with a Discus Elbow. He turns around from the blow where Mac attempts a German Suplex but Keiran flips over onto his feet. Keiran then hugs him from behind and plants him down on his neck yet again with a Backdrop Driver!

Mac rolls out of the ring to gain some distance and Keiran sees an opening. He runs to the ropes behind him, rebounds and dives through the top and bottom rope Spearing Mac in the chest all the way into the barricade. The Heat Seeking Missile lands than Keiran rolls him right into the ring before following after him. Taking a page out of Mac’s book, he locks in the Sharpshooter and pulls back with the legs in his grasp. Flasher starts dragging their bodies towards but mid-way, Keiran transitions from the Sharpshooter all the way to the Muta Lock!

Keiran pulls upwards with Mac’s chin in his grasp but Mac keeps dragging them to the ropes and he gets the rope break! Keiran releases the hold off of him and takes refuge in the corner opposing the one Mac is in. The moment Mac gets up, Keiran charges into him going for the Yakuza Kick but Mac ducks behind him and floors him down with the Dragon Suplex! Suprisingly, Keiran stands back up yelling at him to do it again but Mac charges at him and turns him inside out from the Lariat!

There isn’t any pin attempt due to both men being down on the canvas. In a matter of moments, they’re back up facing each other forehead to forehead until exchanging strikes like a bunch of a madman. Neither man backs up until Mac stops the entire sequence with a flurry of Open Palm Strikes followed by a Spinning Back Kick nearly making Keiran drop. He runs into the ropes behind him then rebounds only for Keiran to lift him off the mat for a Backbreaker!

And it happens. Mac gets back up in the corner only for Keiran to charge across the ring and clap him in the jaw from the Yakuza Kick! Flasher falls down on his back in the center of the ring and Keiran climbs up all the way to the top rope. With his back facing Mac, he leaps backwards in the air corkscrewing into a 450 flip for the Phoenix Splash but lands in the legs of Mac who applies the Triangle Choke. He tightens the grip around his opponent’s head then starts producing 12:6 elbow strikes on top of Keiran’s head!

Mac continues to squeeze down on his head as tight as he can and Keiran looks like he’s about to pass out. Suddenly, the bell rings. Mac looks up at the ref thinking Kieran has tapped out, or passed. The fans are confused as the official argues with Mac to let go.

Russ: What a lousy ending folks! Mac had him but they were only given 15 minutes. So it came a little too late!
WINNER – 15 Minute Time Limit Draw

LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Los Def are announced first and make their way to the ring, but they don’t make it. Clan Quinn attacks them from behind and the fight is on!

Moose grabs Ecosistema and throws him into the guardrail and hammers him with kicks to the face. Fire shoves him aside and grabs Eco and throws him into the ring and tells him to stand up and face her.

Outside the ring, Voltaje grabs a chair and tries to get into the ring, but Moose pulls him off the apron and DDT’s him on the floor. Inside the ring Ecosistema and Fire lock up, Eco takes her to the mat and traps her in an arm bar. Fire gets to her feet and slaps away the arm bar and slaps him across the face and yells FIGHT ME! Ecosistema tries another lock up and Fire shoves him away and lands another HARD slap across the face that sends Ecosistema out of the ring to the floor. As he tries to stand, Moose races around the ring and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline, then throws him back into the ring.

Moose goes back around the ring and pulls Voltaje up and DRIVES him through the Puerto Rican announce table. Moose climbs onto the apron and waits in the corner. Fire lays on the mat and yells for Ecosistema to do something. Eco walks up to her and grabs her arm and traps her in another arm bar. Fire easily gets to her feet and shoves Ecosistema away and walks to the Saints corner and tags in Moose while saying “Its not him!”

Moose turns to say something to Fire and Ecosistema hits him with a low blow and rolls him up for a two count. As Moose spins to his feet, Ecosistema hits the CROSS ROADS on Moose and covers for two! Fire tags herself in and Ecosistema feigns a leg injury and quickly hobbles to his corner and tags in a barely conscious Voltaje.

Ecosistema bails out of the ring and is immediately chased by Moose. Ecosistema races around the ring, his leg miraculously healed. Inside the ring, Fire pulls Voltaje into the ring and hits a MOOSEKILLER! Ecosistema stops at a churro wagon conveniently located at ringside and grabs a handful of cinnamon powder, as Moose gets to him, Ecosistema blows it in his face! Moose falls to his knees and bellows in rage. Inside the ring, Fire hits a FIRESTOMP and covers for the three count.
WINNERS in 12:44 – Clan Quinn

With Moose unable to see and Fire preoccupied with the pin, Ecosistema grabs the tag titles from the announce table and races to the back, stopping at the top of the ramp to hold the titles high

“Whoo! El Rock and Roll, gnarliest quarto time tag team champs, EVER!”

Totally Not Eco disappears to the back, Moose dumps water on his face to clear his eyes, then sets his sights (see what I did there?) on Voltaje. Moose and Fire hit a doomsday device on Voltaje driving him through a flaming table. The very not-happy Saints grabs weapons and head to the back to find their titles.

ZED vs. STACY KIRKLAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

DING!!! DING!!!

Zed wastes no time as he jumps into the fray, backing her across the ring. Allowing him to put his weight into her, Stacey caught him off guard as she pulled his head down, side stepping him and flipping him over to his back with a hip toss.

Back on his feet, Zed gave Stacey a slow nod, and she returned the favor. The two then began to circle each other in the center of the ring, sizing one another up and looking for the opportune time to strike. Going in first as if he has nothing to lose, Zed shoots for Stacey’s leg, only to come up empty handed as Stacey sprawls and falls down onto his back. She quickly turns her body to position herself on his back but not before Zed pushes himself up and sweeps his legs around, breaking away from her. The two raced to their feet, Stacey standing before him with just enough time to move in before he could rise. Kicking her leg up, she slammed her foot into his face with kick. It was enough to stun Zed, just long enough for her to repeat and deliver another stinging kick to his face, knocking him down to his side.

Pulling Zed up from the mat, she kneed him in the stomach before unloading with a series of kicks to his legs, backing him up until he was left with nowhere to go and his back against the ropes. Stacey kicked for his head this time, putting her entire body into it as she pivoted around on her standing foot. Catching her leg before the kick could make contact, Zed then lifted her off her feet before taking a few steps forward and slamming her to the mat with a sit-out spinebuster!


Now that the momentum has shifted in his favor, Zed wasn’t about to stop there. As soon as Stacey’s back slammed against the canvas, Zed went straight to work, positioning himself beside her. Grabbing ahold of her and holding her in place, he then began to hit her over and over with repeated knees to her ribs. Pushing himself up, he then pulled Stacey to her feet. Squaring up with her, Zed hit her with a forearm to the face, knocking her back just enough to give him enough room to go to town with kicks to her lowers legs. He then transitioned his point of focus to her knee as he landed two back to back right kicks to the side of it. Jumping up, he then raised his knee, connected with a flying knee strike to Stacey’s face and knocking her backwards a few steps. The knee to the face stunned her, giving Zed all the time he needed to run to the ropes and return with a yakuza kick that leveled her completely. With Stacey flat on her back, Zed quickly dropped down and made the cover.

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Popping her shoulder up from the mat, Stacey broke up the officials count before he could slap the mat a second time. positioned to Stacey’s side, Zed went back to his previous point of attack and began hitting her with even more knees to the ribs. On his feet, he circled Stacey for a short moment, catching his breath before going back in and pulling her up from the mat. With an elbow to the side of her head, Zed knocked her back a step before stepping in himself and spinning her around. He locked in a half nelson and before you knew it, Stacey was offer her feet and then dropped on her head with a suplex. She didn’t stay down though, oh no. Pushing herself up, Stacey wasn’t quick enough to rise before Zed. With her on one knee, Zed clutched her head and began hitting her over and over with knees to the face. Pulling her up from the mat, he then wrapped both arms around her upper body. Looking Stacey dead in the eye, Zed then dug down deep and exploded, slamming his feet to the mat as he lifted her up, throwing her over his head with a belly to belly suplex.

Zed is quick to roll back up to his feet and beckon Stacey to get back to hers with both of his hands. When she finally reaches a vertical base, Zed rushes her and presses her into the ropes, wrapping his hands around the back of her neck and bringing her into a Muay Thai clinch. Zed quickly stomps on the right foot of Stacey to distract her before pulling down on the back of her head while bringing his left knee up to crack her straight in the nose. Steadying himself for half a moment, Zed only pauses for a period of time less than it would take to blink your eye before pulling down on Stacey’s head once again, battering her with another knee straight to the face. Two more knees, alternating back and forth, connected before he threw one final knee straight to the body.

Dropping down to both knees as Zed released her, Stacey appeared to be in a complete haze as Zed backed off for just a moment to size her up and figure out where he wanted to go from there. Making a decision, Zed approached her quickly once more, looking to snap off a head kick and put her on her back but he completely whiffs as Stacey drops to the side, timing the kick perfectly. Smartly she rolled away from him, under the bottom rope and then down to the outside of the ring. Not letting her get away from him, Zed immediately moved and dipped out of the ring though the top and middle rope as well, giving chase to his opponent. Picking up her pace, Stacey quickly hustled around the corner of the ring with Zed close behind. She then rolled herself back into the ring and pushed herself back up to a standing position just as Zed rolled back in behind her. There was just enough time, however, for her to catch him with a brutal kick to the ribs that slowed him down tremendously.

Pulling Zed up from the mat, Stacey positioned herself behind him. Wrapping him up around the waist, she went to lift him off his feet for a German suplex but instead she ate a mouthful of elbow as Zed threw his arm back. Pulling himself away from Stacey, Zed then spun around and kicked her straight in the stomach, forcing her to buckle over. Going for a pump-handle slam, Zed was quickly countered as Stacey slipped from his hold, sliding down his back and wrapping her arm over his face as she landed. Zed had no where to go but down, and that’s exactly where he went as Stacey dropped him with a reverse DDT. With Zed down on his back, Stacey popped up to her feet and went to dancing, kicking her foot out over and over and pounding away at Zed’s face with it. Pulling him up to a seated position, Stacey then took a few steps back before charging in, wiping him out with a kick to the side of the head. As Zed slammed against the mat, Stacey spun a complete one-eighty from the momentum of the kick.

Pulling him up from the mat, she dragged him across the ring before throwing him into the corner. Zed crashed hard against it, even showing signs by his facial expression at the point of contact and thereafter. Sweeping in, Stacey put on a full clinic of kicks as she went to work on Zed’s mid section. After one kick to the side of Zed’s knee, Stacey lunged forward, slamming her fists into his chest and driving him backwards into the corner. She then backed up a few steps, creating some distance between the two before rushing in and connecting with an enguigiri! Zed didn’t go down though. He stumbled forward, wobbling from left to right but still on his feet. Not for long though, not until Stacey stepped in beside him, lifting him off his feet and dropping him in the center of the ring with a side slam backbreaker!
Making the cover, she hooked the leg as the official raced over with the count. Junior slides into position with another super quick three count.

WINNER in 20:46 – Stacy Kirkland

BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Russ: After a tremendous show far, now we've reached the main event of the evening. This should be a tremendous technical matchup between Matt Folz and Beverly Cambridge. Both of these wrestlers have shown mutual respect for one another in the past few months.

Razz: They have and I agree with you that this could be a tremendous back and forth technical match. But do keep this in mind: both of these wrestlers did ask for this to be a no holds barred match. This could be uglier than we think.

Russ: Only one way to find out, let's head down to the ring.

"Cut the Cord" plays and a very focused Beverly Cambridge makes her way out to massive applause. She warms up in the corner as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz makes his way out. He hands his Championship to the referee as Mike Elevenbee starts the introductions.

ME: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Main Event of the Evening. It is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship and By both competitors requests it is no holds barred and falls will count anywhere. Introducing first in the corner to my left, she is a former OOWF World Champion, from Staten Island New York, 5'8 and weighing 130 pounds BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE! And now in the corner to my right, a man who needs no introduction in any wrestling arena in the world, he is the reigning and defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. From Green Bay Wisconsin, 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds MATT FOLZ!

Matt sticks out his hand and Beverly accepts. The two circle around one another before locking up. Matt slips behind her and tries a German Suplex, but Beverly blocks and rolls him into a roll up that gets a quick 2.5 count. Both are back quickly to their feet but Beverly's quicker, taking Matt over with an arm drag and then a lighting fast running knee that gets another 2 count. Beverly goes to pick Matt up but the Champion rolls her into a small package for 2. As both get up, Matt buries a knee in Beverly's gut and follows with a snap suplex. Matt with a teardrop suplex and he grabs Beverly's legs and cradles for 2. Beverly reverses for 2 and Matt re reverses for a 2. Beverly kicks out and both have a small smile on their faces as they lock up again. Matt shoots Beverly off the ropes and takes her down with a drop toe hold and follows up with a hard back elbow to the face. Matt with a La Magistral Cradle for 2. The two go back and forth like this in the ring for another 15 minutes, exchanging moves and counter moves in a great display of technical wrestling. Matt reverses an Irish Whip an clotheslines Beverly over the top rope. Matt rolls out and follows her as we move to the next phase of the match.

Matt whips Beverly sternum first into the ring steps and then heads over to the Tahitian Announce Table. Matt grabs a monitor and walks back over to Beverly, he takes a big swing but Beverly ducks. Beverly nails Matt with a right hand to the ribs that causes him to drop the monitor, and then while Matt's doubled over, she DDT's him onto the monitor. Beverly covers for 2. As Beverly picks Matt up and drags him back over towards the table, we can see Matt is now bleeding heavily. Beverly slams Matt's head into the edge of the table and then removes the other monitor. Beverly places Matt on the table and heads to the top rope, leaping off with an elbow drop that drives them both through the table. Beverly hooks the leg and gets a 2 count. Beverly with a spinebuster, driving Matt's back into the guard rail.

Russ: To quote the late great Emmanuel Steward, "This is now becoming the brawl we thought might see."

Beverly with a swinging neckbreaker on the concrete that gets another 2. She picks Matt up again but the Champion temporarily saves himself with a blatant rake of the eyes. Matt grabs Beverly by the hair and slams her face into the ring post. He rolls Beverly back into the ring and heads to the second rope, dropping an elbow for 2. Matt with an Irish Whip, Beverly reverses and a spinning heel kick knocks Matt over the top rope. Beverly takes a few steps back and builds up momentum, leaping over the top rope and attempting a plancha...but Matt catches her and absolutely plants her with a powerslam. Matt covers for a very close 2 count. Matt picks up a chair and drives it a few times into Beverly's ribs before covering and getting another 2 count. Fisherman's suplex gets 2. Matt picks Beverly up by the hair again and starts dragging her up the aisle and behind the curtain.

Razz: Where the hell is he going?

That question is quickly answered as the pair end up in front of the Destroyitarium. Matt slams Beverly's head into the wall and then drags her in front of the 2 new plate glass doors just installed. Matt with a release overhead belly to belly suplex that sends Beverly flying through one of the doors. Beverly is completely covered in glass. Matt covers, the referee has to step through glass to get in to position to count and that hesitation probably saves Beverly as she kicks out at 2.99999. Beverly is bleeding profusely now as Matt picks her up and gets in position for another suplex. But Beverly with a blatant low blow and she reverses, hitting a release German Suplex of her own that sends Matt through the other door. Now Matt's covered in blood and glass as Beverly covers and Matt kicks out just before 3. Beverly picks up a bar stool and slams it into Matt's shoulder. Beverly places Matt in a hammerlock and then propels his shoulder into the wall once...twice...and once more for good measure. Beverly drops a knee on Matt's shoulder and then locks in the La Bella Lock. With no ropes to grab, Matt tries to roll over into a pinning situation but Beverly keeps the hold on as she rolls back through. Matt is in agony as he has his hand up and looks like he's about to tap. In a last ditch effort, Matt goes full Mike Tyson and bites Beverly's hand to cause her to release the hold.

As Beverly holds her hand and yelps in pain, Matt staggers to his feet and nails her with an Angle Slam! Matt covers 1...2...Beverly just gets her shoulder up. Matt slams the concrete in frustration and picks Beverly up. He tries for another Angle Slam but Beverly slips off his shoulders, shoves him into the wall and hits a Codebreaker. Beverly covers and now it's Matt's turn to get his shoulder up just in time. Both are covered in glass and absolutely pouring blood as they begin to brawl, throwing haymakers at one another as they begin to make their way back towards the ring.

Russ: By Gawd, could you imagine what these two would do if they DIDN'T have mutual respect for one another?

They're brawling on the entrance ramp when out of nowhere Kieran Bourne nails Beverly in the back with a steel chair. He picks Beverly up and nails her with the Face Your Fear. Kieran hands the chair to Matt and tells him "Finish the bitch off." Matt responds to this generosity by nailing Kieran with the chair and hitting an Angle Slam. Matt throws Kieran off the entrance ramp and yells down "Who the fuck are you to get involved in my match?" Matt turns and walks back toward Beverly, but now Sebastian Davis comes but behind Matt and nails him in the knee with a Singapore cane. Davis nails Matt hard multiple times in the ribs with the cane, yelling "Do I have your attention NOW motherfucker??" Sebastian continues to beat on Matt until fellow Saint Stacy Kirkland comes out and pulls him off. Davis and Kirkland start brawling to the back and in the middle of the chaos Matt's barely able to drape an arm over Beverly's shoulders. 1...2...3.

Winner (Pinfall, 40:12) and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz

Jaime Folz, Moose and Fire come out and help a barely conscious and badly bleeding Matt to his feet and help him to the back. OOWF Medical personnel come out to check on Beverly as the crowd gives a standing ovation to both competitors.

Russ: WOW! What a match and what an event,thank you folks for joining us on yet another awesome OOWF Pay Per View. For Razz, I'm Russ, we'll see you Wednesday for Mayhem. Have a great night everyone.

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