[Jack Quinn]

MidWeek Mayhem (#918)
Live! From Paris, France
May 29, 2019

Best of Seven Series - Match 2
Darlings vs. Frenemies

Saints of Sinners vs. Los Defenestrators & God Complex (Mac & Zed)
Kieran Bourne & Sebastian Davis vs. Beverly Cambridge & Jack Bullet


Card subject to a peasant revolt

[Jack Quinn]

<Clan Quinn is standing in front of the OOWF banner after the pay per view>

13: You attacked the Darlings and Frenemies to start the show, why?

FW: Because we can

MHJ: There are certain truths one must face in this world. Death, taxes and the fact that the Saints of Sinners run the OOWF. We attacked them because we can. We attacked them because there's not a goddamn thing either of them are going to do about it. We've been patient with things around here for far too long. Vic.......this is on your head.

13: I assume you are talking about Los Defenestrators stealing your titles

FW: Ecosistema and Voltaje, you're not going to beat us. We saw that tonight. Folz and Fulton were great, but the sorry state of tag team wrestling in the OOWF right now means we will hold those titles for as long as we damn well please

MHJ: Eco.....

FW: Not Eco

MHJ: GODDAMNIT THAT IS ECO!

FW: THAT IS NOT ECO!

MHJ: HE THREW CINNAMON DUST IN MY EYES!!!

FW: So?

MHJ: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT ECO WOULD DO!

FW: Eco is Japanese, do they even know what cinnamon is?

MHJ: Are you fucking kidding me?

FW: It's not Eco

MHJ: Look, I don't give a fuck WHO it is. We are getting OUR titles back, and if I have to kill a motherfucker, be it Juni or not, then so be it

<Moose and Fire walk off and we fade>

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Sebastian Davis is WALKING! backstage after Storming the Beach 2, when SFJ #44 comes running up to him ~~~

SFJ #44: Sebastian, you interfered in the World Title match tonight. Why?

Davis: I told that son of a bitch. He doesn't get to decide when he's done with me. The only way that will happen is when I am standing above his lifeless, bleeding carcass, holding the OOWF World Title over my head.

Matt, you want to do something about it? Bring it on. Bring your wife. bring the rest of the Sinners. I don't care. I've warned you long enough. The Hurricane is about to make landfall.

[Leo]

And as Sebastian Davis finishes up, we hear the smack of a chair and he goes down hard to the ground. The camera pulls back to show Jack Bullet holding a steel chair.

JB: You cheat to beat me. I put you out with a chair. Now we’re even.

Bullet throws the chair down onto Davis and walks off.

[L!zz~]

Firewoman and Moose are sitting down for their Monday morning coffee klatch. Fire has her regular froo froo coffee while Moose has his coffee which may or may not be alcohol free. As they begin to speak a brown sticky substance falls from the ceiling covering them both. Before they can jump up several pounds of white chicken feathers fall on top of them. As they jump up trying to figure out what has happenned, a large piece of paper falls from the ceiling.

“Dear Big Bad Klan Quinn,

If it was good enough for Jerry Lawler in Memphis, it’s better than you deserve.

Hugs and kisses,

The Frenemies.”

Moose: Oh well, it could be worse...they could have...(cut off, as several pounds of Cinnamon falls from the ceiling.)

Moose: GODDAMN IT!

Fade

[Leo]

Fire and Moose enter the Destroyatrium tarred, feathered and cinnamoned. Matt Folz and Stacy Kirkland are sitting at the bar. They look over as their fellow Saints enters.

MJ: Don't say a fucking word!

FW: I'm actually half looking forward to Stank cleaning all this off of me. Who's going to help you Moose?

SK: I can loan you Junior Hale.

MJ: Not on your fucking life!

Moose and Fire enter their respective rooms.

MF: Well, it looks like the Memorial Day barbecue is probably off. Jamie is at a mattress sale. Why don't I give her a call and we can meet her somewhere. You can bring Junior if you want.

SK: Oh, that's not a dinner thing.

MF: Fair enough. I also think we should talk strategy for Wednesday.

SK: It's an eight man tag match that doesn't mean anything. No titles on the line. And we've owned all those losers in the past.

MF: We're better off looking to the future. And a very decisive win could close the doors on all these challengers. A loss could put them all back in title pictures. I don't know about you with Zed, but I'm tired of whipping Mac Flasher AND Sebastian Davis week in and week out. And I just handled Beverly Cambridge. I want a new challenger.

SK: Would that be a challenger I might know something about?

MF: I hear the whispers online. Matt Folz isn't the real world's champion, because he didn't beat the previous champ. And, I won a tournament over you who turned out to be working for Firewoman the whole time.

SK: I gave you everything I had. Fire didn't give me any instructions about my match with you. The deal was I screw with Jack's head and whatever came my way in the OOWF was mine to deal with legit.

MF: I believe you. And the internet trolls living in their mothers' basements mean less than nothing, but I don't want any asterisks next to my name as the greatest OOWF World Champion of all time. I need strong wins over every legit challenger and Jack is about the only one out there I haven't faced yet as world champion.

SK: Hey, I lived with the guy for a few months. He's a decent dude, I can't deny that. Is his head in the game fully yet? I say no. He let Sebastian Davis beat him at Storming the Beach with his feet on the ropes. That's the most bush league, 1970s, cheat of a way to beat somebody. You and I see that coming a mile away, Mister America didn't.

MF: Let's see if he learned anything come Wednesday.

FADE

[Leo]

"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet is hosting an OOWF sponsored Memorial Day party underneath the Eiffel Tower. Bullet is finishing up an interview with an English-speaking television station.

JB: ...and while the United States greatly assisted France in World War I and World War II, brave soldiers from this country fought right alongside our boys for freedom and I salute those fallen soldiers of France today along with the late military veterans from the USA.

The reporter thanks Jack and moves on. Victor DeNior comes up.

VD: Thanks for the doing this Jack. With your military record, you're always our fallback for events like this.

JB: I take it as a sign that you're starting to trust me again. This is a big PR event for us here in Paris and I appreciate the opportunity to spearhead it.

VD: And no hard feelings about the loss to Sebastian Davis at Storming the Beach?

JB: I got caught with my pants down. It's been a long time since somebody beat me with their feet on the ropes. He got the better of me. I was hot for a minute, but like I said after smacking him with a chair. I feel like we're even. There's no hard feelings on that with you?

VD: Smacking somebody with a chair during a promo is pretty tame revenge from some of the stuff I've seen. Now, if Davis can't handle that, then that's a problem with him.

A voice from off camera says "hopefully, that means you won't overlook him again."

Beverly Cambridge enters the scene.

VD: Well, I'm going to take that as my cue to mingle.

JB: I'm focused for the tag match on Wednesday. Sebastian Davis and Kieran Bourne are two young up-and-comers I don't want to lose too.

BC: I know we've never been friendly and I was gone when you and my sister had a thing.

JB: Thing might be too strong a word. She was a friend, I needed her and she needed me and we both needed Josie.

BC: Kylie said you two are pretty good after the talk a few weeks ago and her sitting by your bedside before that. So, what's good enough for her is good for me. Let's win on Wednesday.

Cambridge extends a hand and Jack shakes it.

Los Defenestrators walk by with plates piled high with hot dogs. They chant "caliente perro con mostaza."

JB (whispering to Bev): That's just Ecosystem and Zed in masks right?

BC: Even I'm not sure anymore.

FADE.

[Chris Eco]

Ecosistema and Voltaje are walking along with their caliente perros con salsa de tomate (out of mostaza) and a bag when they come across Kylie and Bridget eating.

Voltaje: Amigo, son Los Frenemies!

Kylie: Indeed it is.

Bridget: You know you work with us, right?

Ecosistema: Mi compañero and I found your truco con cinnamon muy divertido. Y también, we felt mucho malo about the attack from El Clan de Quinn.

Voltaje: Extremely not bueno!

Ecosistema: Por eso, te trajimos un regalo.

Ecosistema reaches in his bag and pulls out two wrapped presents.

Kylie: Hey Eco--

Ecosistema: No soy Eco. Soy Ecosistema.

Kylie: . . . 

Ecosistema: Es un mistake muy común.

Kylie: Right. So Eco, would these gifts happen to be tiny windows that you are going to smash over our faces?

Ecosistema: Por supuesto no!

Voltaje: (pointing to the side window) We were going to throw you through that ventana when we were done.

Ecosistema: Voltaje!

Kylie/Bridget: . . . 

Voltaje: . . . Pero obviamente, we're not going to do that NOW.

Ecosistema: . . . Just open the gifts.

Kylie and Bridget open the gifts - and it's the stolen Tag Team Championships! Except the name plates have been replaced with "La Kylie" and "La Bridget."

Ecosistema: They may not officially be yours. But you two are los campeones de nuestras corazones.

Voltaje: Y también, creo que Moosehead Jack is actually about to kill us if we hold onto these.

Ecosistema: VOLTAJE!

Voltaje: Es como el juego "Hot Potato."

Kylie/Bridget: . . .

Ecosistema/Voltaje: . . . 

Ecosistema and Voltaje toss their hot dogs in their bag and run away.

Ecosistema/Voltaje: PATATA CALIENTE! PATATA CALIENTE!

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

MidWeek Mayhem (#918)
Live! From Paris, France
May 29, 2019

JACK BULLET & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. KIERAN BOURNE & SEBASTIAN DAVIS

Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!

Sebastian Davis clasps his hands together behind Bullet’s head with a muay thai clinch and drags him from his corner to a neutral corner. Davis drives his knees up into Jack’s sternum before tossing him back against the turnbuckles. With all of Jack’s weight back against the corner, Davis begins unloading on his opponent with curving knee kicks that focus the impact on the right ribs of Bullet. After four straight curving knee kicks Davis steps back and allows for Bullet to fall out of the corner. On the way down, Sebastian Davis catches Jack with a double underhook and flips him overhead with a butterfly suplex! Davis stalks Bullet as he rolls on the canvass and pushes up to his feet. Davis darts his hand under Bullets chin and punches a pressure point right above the throat with a tongan death grip! Bullet grab’s Davis’s wrist with both hands and begins pulling at it to free himself from his grasp. Bullet unintentionally stumbles backwards towards his corner, allowing for Beverly to tag herself in before Bullet lost consciousness.



Bev lumbers into the ring and comes down with a double axe handle smash between the shoulder blades of Sebastian freeing her partner from the hold in the process. Davis drops down to one knee and turns toward Beverly. He throws a back elbow to the midsection of Beverly, buying him enough time to stand to his feet. Bev wraps her arms around Davis’s frame and slams him down to the mat with a side belly to belly suplex. Bev pushes to her feet and pulls Davis up with her by his head. Bev shoves Davis back into his teams corner and mixes a surprisingly technical combination of hooks to the body. Bev follows up the punches by grabbing Davis by his head and dropping him with a headbutt. Bev catches the slumping Sebastian with a front face lock and spikes him to the canvass with a DDT. Bev rolls Davis over onto his back and blankets her opponent for the pin attempt.

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The pin is broken up by a perfectly timed boot from Kieran to the side of Bev’s face!



Bev frantically rises to her feet and unloads on Kieran prompting the referee to separate the two. While Bev’s attention is distracted with Kieran Davis finds his way to his feet with help from the ropes. Davis finds his way behind Beverly and places a hand on her shoulder before spinning her around. Bev turns right into an uppercut elbow strike that lands right on the chin. Bev stumbles backwards and Davis begins to chop away at Bev’s right leg, mixing kicks between the inside and the outside of the knee joint. Davis manages to chop her down to one knee. Davis leaps off the mat and drives forward with his knee, cracking Bev on the nose with a jumping knee strike! Bev falls back to the canvas and grabs at her nose which is beginning to spit blood with every exhale. Davis tries for the cover.

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Bev powers out rather easily, rolling Sebastian Davis off of her

Davis rolls near his teams corner and reaches up, tagging Kieran into the match. Both Kieran and Davis charge at Bev as she finds her footing. They both leap into the air, nailing a double drop kick to her sternum, knocking her into a nearby corner. Davis stays near Bev’s feet and on all fours as Kieran rushes towards the opposing corner. Kieran runs and uses his partner’s back as a springboard, nailing it! Davis rolls out of the ring under the ropes and Kieran hops back to his feet. Bev stumbles out of the corner and Kieran leaps in the air, grabs Bev by the back of her head and falls backwards, forcing Bev’s face to hit both of his knees with a double knee face breaker! He digs a shoulder into Bev’s side and forces her on to her back before trying for a pin attempt.

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Kieran seems to disapprove of the refs count speed. He slaps his hands together three times while barking at the referee. Kieran pushes to his feet and turns towards Bev after all the bickering ends. He snatches Bev with a front face lock but she powers up and lifts him into the air! Bourne wiggles his body and lands back on his feet while maintaining the front face lock. He then bounces off of the canvass and whips his body around in the air to take Beverly down with a tornado DDT. Bev instinctively rolls under the ropes and falls to the venues floor. Kieran scurries to the opposing ropes and waits for a sign of life from Beverly before charging and jumping through the ropes to hit a suicide dive that knocks Bev back against the security railing. Jack hops off of the canvass and moves around the ring towards his partner. The ref notices this and intercepts Jack before getting into the mix. The distraction is long enough for Davis and Bourne to team up against Bev. They lift Beverly to her feet and each wrap an arm around their neck while grabbing a hold of Bev’s waist. They simultaneously lift her up and over with a double suplex on the mats surrounding the ringside area.

Working together, they throw Beverly into the ring. Kieran climbs up onto the apron and then leaps over the top rope. Kieran’s eyes open wide as Bev laid perpendicular to one of the corners. KIieran skipped over his fallen opponent and moved to the corner. He grabbed the top rope and jumped up to the second rope. He used the second rope as a springboard to the top rope and from their nailed a picture perfect moonsault onto Beverly. Kieran hooked Bev’s leg for the pin attempt.

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Jack snuck into the ring while the ref was counting and grabbed Kieran by his boots, pulling him off of his partner before the three count!



Sebastian Davis steps into the ring and charges at Bullet for interfering in the pin attempt. Jack lifts Davis up and twirls him in the air before nailing his tilt-a-whirl shoulder breaker. Davis thrashes around the mat holding his shoulder and Kieran makes a move towards Bullet. Charging full speed, Bullet uses Kieran’s momentum against him with a quick powerslam. Finally the referee steps in and moves Bullet back towards his corner while Bev pulls herself up to a seated position in the corner, enjoying the path of destruction that Bullet had left in the ring. Davis is first to his feet and he moves towards Beverly. Bev surprisingly leaps into the air and takes him down with a Lou Thesz press. While mounting Davis, Bev places her two hands around his throat and begins choking him. The ref watches on helplessly as Bev chokes out the non legal participant in this match. Bev keeps a watchful eye on Kieran as he begins to stir.

Bev pushes off of Sebastian Davis and climbs to her feet. Kieran staggers around the ring and Bev scoops him up before dropping him across his knee with a pendulum backbreaker. Bev keeps a hold of his partner and stands up to his feet, dropping Kieran down again across her knee with a second pendulum backbreaker. Bev turns back to Sebastian Davis. She lifts him up and grabs him by his hair and his shorts. She tosses him out of the ring over the top rope like yesterdays garbage. Bev then turns back around and sees Kieran pulling himself up to his feet by the ropes. Bev latches onto Kieran with a rear waist lock and pulls him from the ropes. She lifts him up with a belly to back suplex but in mid air turns it into a sideslam. Bev skips a pin attempt and quickly moves to her corner, tagging in Jack.

Bullet steps into the ring as Bourne finds his feet. Kieran turns around and Jack grabs him with two arms around his waist. Bullet lifts him up and flips him over head with a belly to belly suplex! Bullet pushes to his knees and grabs Kieran by his wrist. He pulls him to his feet by his left arm. Bullet steps underneath Kieran’s arm while twisting it awkwardly. Jack then unleashes on the twisted arm with a series of punches that focus on the shoulder joint. Jack let’s go and then grabs Kieran by his head before hitting him with a headbutt! Kieran falls backwards, his upper body bounces off of the middle rope while falling, shooting him back at Bullet Jack lifts Kieran up and hits him with his tilt-a-whirl shoulder breaker! Jack jumps onto Kieran’s back and grabs him with a crossface chickenwing. Sensing something bad coming, Kieran sprawls towards the ropes and with his free hand grabs the ropes. Bulllet refuses to let go of the hold and Bourne pushes to his feet. Now standing with the crossface chickenwing still intact, Jack pulls Kieran back violently, away from the ropes. Jack then does the unthinkable and flips him over head with a crossface chickenwing suplex that drops Kieran on his head! Jack rolls Kieran over and tries for the pin.

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Sebastian Davis slides into the ring under the ropes and dropkicks Bullet to the side of his head, breaking up the pinfall by doing so!

Despite the interference, Bullet gets to his feet first. The referee has his hands full trying to move Sebastian back to the corner. Jack reaches down and grabs Kieran by his head. Suddenly the lights in the arena flicker and the only source of light is the video screens by the entrance way. Surprised, everyone freezes where they are as a video starts to play.



(Stacey appears on the screen. She holds up a photo album of Jacks’. Why are people surprised he had a photo album? He’s very traditional in a lot of ways. Opening ot, everyone sees it is filled with drawings, cards and various other items that Josie created specifically for Uncle Jack. Without any expression on her face, Stacey drops it into a container and sets it on fire)



The video comes to an end and Bullet stands, startled. Kieran sneaks up behind Bullet and rolls him back with a schoolboy roll up. Sebastian Davis climbs between the ropes and charges across the ring, hitting Beverly with a Muay Thai flying knee as she climbs through the ropes. The ref counts the pinfall as Sebastian Davis watches on.

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Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!
WINNERS in 37:19 – Sebastian Davis & Kieran Bourne

FRENEMIES vs. THE DARLINGS – Best of Seven Series – Match 2

The Frenemies, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley, make their way to the ring without the OOWF Tag Team Championships “gifted” to them by Los Defenestrators. Clan Quinn rushes the stage to attack The Frenemies, with Firewoman pairing off with Bridget and Moosehead Jack picking off Kylie. As OOWF officials rush to the outside, Firewoman notices the lack of championships before grabbing a groggy Bridget by her hair and demanding the location of the titles. Bridget absorbs a few slaps before giving up a location, causing Firewoman to sprint backstage with Moose quickly following suit.

As Mel Creech helps Bridget and Kylie to their feet, the feed cuts backstage to the Quinns running to the undisclosed location, only to slip on a large pile of churro dust and through an oddly placed pane of glass in the middle of the concourse. As the Quinns come to, Los Defenestrators hold the OOWF Tag Team Championships chanting “Cinco time! Cinco time! Cinco time!” before making a hasty exit.

The feed returns with The Frenemies showing the effects of the earlier attack and The Darling Twins already in the ring. Creech asks a busted-open Bridget if she’s good to go. With an annoyed expression, she affirms with Creech ringing the bell. Bridget is convinced to start the match on the apron with Alexis Darling trying to sneak a quick rollup on Kylie, who squirms out rather fast and drills Alexis with a forearm shiver. Alexis rubs her jaw and wryly smiles as Kylie tries to continue the attack. Alexis holds the shorter Kylie back, almost toying with her until Kylie lands a dropkick to Alexis’ thigh, knocking her to the ground. Alexis, no longer smiling, kips up and tags in Alexander as Bridget tags in for her squad.

As Alexander and Bridget are about to lock up, Los Defenestrators run down the aisle and into the ring with Clan Quinn giving chase. El Ecosistema tries to hand off the championships to Alexander and Bridget before the Quinns close in. Neither Alexander nor Bridget accept the titles as Los Defenestrators scuttle out of the ring with Moose and Firewoman running through the ring – and Alexander and Bridget – on their way to catch up with Los Defenestrators.

Razz: “Shouldn’t that be a disqualification?”
Russ: “Mel Creech dressed himself today. That’s all the effort you’re getting from him until he can hit the bar.”

While the crowd is focused on the chase throughout the arena, Bridget tries to sneak up to the top turnbuckle and attempt a cross body only with Alexander catching Bridget in midair. Kylie, takes advantage of Alexis’ chase-fueled distraction to creep into the ring and land a dropkick into Bridget’s back, toppling Alexander underneath her. Creech snaps off a sudden 3, as all four combatants are totally stunned.

Your winners (pinfall, 10:35), The Frenemies.

The Frenemies hastily roll out of the ring as The Darlings are totally perplexed. While they sort out what happened, the chase heads back to the ringside area with Los Defenestrators hiding underneath the announce table. They duckwalk the table up the ramp to the back, and somehow no one notices.

THE SAINTS OF SINNES vs. GOD COMPLEX & LOS DEFENESTRATORS

The faces are introduced first, but are ambushed by the Saints before they make it to the ring. Matt gives Mac and Zed an opportunity to walk away and then he turns and joins the beat down on Los Defenstrators. Mac and Zed ignore this warning and jump in the fight. The Frenemies come out and join the fight, which in turns leads to them being jumped by the Darlings. Matt pulls off Ecosistema and renews acquaintances with Alex. Sebastian Davis comes out and jumps Matt from behind and he and Darling start stomping on Matt. Beverly Cambridge comes out and nails Davis and then Alex. Kiernan Bourne then comes out and attacks Beverly. Jack Bullet arrives on the scene and goes after his ex wife. It's total chaos as Security tries to find some measure of control as we fade out.

Official Decision- No Match

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