The SGWA: A half assed story by Matt Folz
Sept 4, 2020 17:40:00 GMT -5
Post by Sportsguy on Sept 4, 2020 17:40:00 GMT -5
We fade in and see a smirking Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
Behind him are Brock Lesnar, The Great Muta, Ronda Rousey, Maxwell Jacob Friedman, Scott Hall and Ole Anderson.
Heenan: Hello Humanoids and Ham N Eggers watching at home. My name is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and what you see behind me is the new and improved Heenan Family. Except.... one of you does not belong. (Looking at Ole Anderson) The last time I trusted an Anderson it was 30 years ago, I took him straight to the top. I made him a Champion. And how did he repay me? He left me high and dry and headed down south. I'm not going to make the same mistake again, you are excommunicated from the Family.
Ole opens his mouth to try and plead his case but doesn't get a word out as The Great Muta blows mist in his face. Brock Lesnar follows with two F5s. Scott Hall with a Razor's Edge and then Ronda Rousey applies an arm bar as MJF stomps away. Lesnar then picks Ole up and throws him through a plate glass window. The Heenan Family walks off laughing as Ole is bleeding profusely and we.....FADE.
Behind him are Brock Lesnar, The Great Muta, Ronda Rousey, Maxwell Jacob Friedman, Scott Hall and Ole Anderson.
Heenan: Hello Humanoids and Ham N Eggers watching at home. My name is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and what you see behind me is the new and improved Heenan Family. Except.... one of you does not belong. (Looking at Ole Anderson) The last time I trusted an Anderson it was 30 years ago, I took him straight to the top. I made him a Champion. And how did he repay me? He left me high and dry and headed down south. I'm not going to make the same mistake again, you are excommunicated from the Family.
Ole opens his mouth to try and plead his case but doesn't get a word out as The Great Muta blows mist in his face. Brock Lesnar follows with two F5s. Scott Hall with a Razor's Edge and then Ronda Rousey applies an arm bar as MJF stomps away. Lesnar then picks Ole up and throws him through a plate glass window. The Heenan Family walks off laughing as Ole is bleeding profusely and we.....FADE.