[The Jewish Cunthead]

2023 draft order
Jim
John
Chuck **--not returning, new owner
Dallas
Alan
Matt **--chooses first/second round picks
Lou
Jennifer
Chad
Solly
Brian
Mikey

Mikey and Jennifer pick division names and opponents.

2023 draft updates
Alan gets Brian's 10th round pick
Alan gets Chuck's 12th round pick (OR Matt's 8th round pick IF Chuck keeps Andrew Vaughn--Matt's pick may be returned if Fernando Tatis suffers a career-ending injury before the draft pick is made)
Alan gets Brian's 12th round pick (via Chuck) ***
Alan gets Chuck's 23rd round pick
Alan gets Chuck's 24th round pick

Brian gets Matt's 1st round pick (via Chuck) *
Brian gets Chuck's 4th round pick *
Brian gets Chuck's 13th round
Brian gets Alan's 15th round pick
Brian gets Dallas' 15th round pick
Brian gets James' 15th round pick
Brian gets Chad's 21st round pick

Chad gets the right to swap picks with Chuck in either Round 5 or 6 of 2023**
Chad gets Brian's 6th round pick
Chad gets Matt's 6th round pick (via Chuck)
Chad gets Solly's 13th round pick
Chad gets Brian's 14th round pick
Chad gets Solly's 16th round pick
Chad gets Chuck's 18th round pick
Chad gets James' 19th round pick
Chad gets Solly's 20th round pick

Chuck gets Matt's 8th round pick (goes to Alan IF Chuck keeps Andrew Vaughn OR returned to Matt if Fernando Tatis suffers a career-ending injury before the draft pick is made)
Chuck gets Matt's 9th round pick
Chuck gets Chuck's 9th round pick (via Chad)
Chuck gets Chad's 12th round pick
Chuck gets Mike's 15th round pick
Chuck gets John's 16th round pick
Chuck gets Irish's 16th round pick
Chuck gets Alan's 19th round pick
Chuck gets Brian's 19th round pick
Chuck gets Chad's 19th round pick

Dallas gets Chuck's 10th round pick (via Chad, via Brian)
Dallas gets Brian's 13th round pick
Dallas gets Chuck's 14th round pick
Dallas gets Irish's 14th round pick
Dallas gets Solly's 15th round pick
Dallas gets Chuck's 20th round pick

Irish gets Chuck's 9th round pick

James gets Solly's 6th round pick
James gets Chuck's 8th round pick
James gets Brian's 8th round pick

John gets Brian's 4th round pick

Mikey gets Jennifer's 8th round pick

Solly gets Matt's 2nd round pick
Solly gets Matt's 27th round pick

2024
Alan gets Chuck's 11th round pick ***

Brian gets Chuck's 2nd round pick *

Dallas gets Chuck's 20th round pick

2025
Alan gets Chuck's 14th round pick ***

* If Fernando Tatis suffers a career-ending injury before the draft pick is made, Chuck receives back unused pick.
** If the gain from the swap is less than 3 draft spots, Chad gets Chuck's 2023 20th round pick as well.
*** If Albies plays in 2022 and Chuck keeps Albies in 2023, Alan instead receives Chuck’s 2023 7th round pick & 2024 12th round pick. If Chuck keeps Albies in 2025, Alan gets Chuck's 2025 14th round pick. If Albies doesn't play again in the 2022 regular season after his June surgery and Chuck DOES NOT keep Albies, Alan instead receives Chuck's 15th round pick & Chuck's 2024 11th round pick. If Albies does not play AND Chuck keeps him in 2023, Alan receives Chuck's 12th round pick and 2024 10th round pick.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Trading 2023 16 to SHARKY for Johnny India.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Aug 16, 2021 21:56:49 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Trading 2023 16 to SHARKY for Johnny India.

I'm SHARKY and I approve this MESSAGE.

[kmacchuck]

*** Trade ***
ICE MAN sends OFs Ian Happ & Tommy Pham, and RP David Robertson to Sharky
Sharkey sends RP Liam Hendriks, SP Aaron Civale and ICE MAN's 2023 9 to ICE

[Road Warrior Shark]

May 6, 2022 10:20:14 GMT -5 kmacchuck said:

*** Trade ***
ICE MAN sends OFs Ian Happ & Tommy Pham, and RP David Robertson to Sharky
Sharkey sends RP Liam Hendriks, SP Aaron Civale and ICE MAN's 2023 9 to ICE

Sure.

[Attitude Adjuster]

*** Trade ***
DEV sends SP Bailey Ober, IF DJ LeMahieu and his 2023 10th round pick to AA.
AA sends RP Edwin Diaz, LF/1B Conner Joe and his 20223 15th round pick to DEV.

[DevSop]

May 20, 2022 15:34:54 GMT -5 Attitude Adjuster said:

*** Trade ***
DEV sends SP Bailey Ober, IF DJ LeMahieu and his 2023 10th round pick to AA.
AA sends RP Edwin Diaz, LF/1B Conner Joe and his 20223 15th round pick to DEV.

This is correct.

[DevSop]

To follow on that…

I will be trading Scott Barlow and a 2023 19th round pick to Chuck
Chuck will be trading Adam Cimber and a 2023 13th round pick to me

[kmacchuck]

May 20, 2022 16:22:51 GMT -5 DevSop said:

To follow on that…

I will be trading Scott Barlow and a 2023 19th round pick to Chuck
Chuck will be trading Adam Cimber and a 2023 13th round pick to me

De Nada

[kmacchuck]

Sending 1B/2B Ty France & OF Nick Castellanos to Matt
Matt is sending OF Alex Verdugo, 2B Johnathan Schoop, plus a 2023 8 and 2023 9

[kmacchuck]

Sending SP Noah Syndergaard and 2023 9 to Copper-head
Copper-head sends back RP Kenley Jansen a 2023 16

[DevSop]

In the trade of Arenado/Valdez for Baz/Mancini,

I am also sending my 2023 4th round pick to John

[kmacchuck]

TRADER TUESDAY CONTINUES...

James sends SP Robbie Ray and RP Ryan Pressly to Chuck
Chuck sends SS Jeremy Pena, OF Jarren Duran and 2023 8 to James

[DevSop]

TRADE TRADE TRADE

I am trading Hunter Greene, Nate Lowe, Ryan Stanek and a 2023 8th round pick to James
James is trading Brandon Woodruff, Taylor Rogers, Josh Bell, and a 2023 15th round pick to me

[The Jewish Cunthead]

TRADE

DFL trades
Clayton Kershaw, LAD SP
Ryan Helsley, StL RP

for my 2023 15th.

[dallasfanforlife]

Confirmed

[kmacchuck]

ICE MAN sends 2023 14, IF Donovan, 1B/RF Jared Walsh to DFL
DFL sends IF Senien, SP Pivetta to ICE

[dallasfanforlife]

Confirmed

[DevSop]

Trade

In the Garcia/Drury/King for Torres/Joe/Chavez trade, I am sending my 2023 13th round pick

[dallasfanforlife]

Confirmed

[Lou]

The Former Greats are trading Cesar Hernandez and Michael Lorenzen and a 2023 14th round pick to Dallas for Xander Bogaerts and Rafael Montero.

[dallasfanforlife]

Confirm

[Attitude Adjuster]

Trading Andrew Vaughn to Chuck for...

Trevor Rogers (throw-in player), plus Chuck's 2023 12th round pick OR Matt's 8th round pick IF Chuck keeps Vaughn in 2023.

[kmacchuck]

Jul 11, 2022 16:11:22 GMT -5 Attitude Adjuster said:

Trading Andrew Vaughn to Chuck for...

Trevor Rogers (throw-in player), plus Chuck's 2023 12th round pick OR Matt's 8th round pick IF Chuck keeps Vaughn in 2023.

Okie dokie..

[kmacchuck]

Okay, this gets a little complicated, LOL

Alan sends Ozzie Albies to Chuck in exchange for Brian's 2023 12 and Chuck’s 2024 11..
CONDITIONAL: If Chuck keeps Albies for 2023, Alan receives Chuck’s 2023 7 & 2024 12..For 2025, If Chuck keeps Albies, Chuck sends his 2025 14; there’s no pick exchange if Chuck doesn’t keep Albies

HOWEVER: If Ozzie doesn't play at all again this year for the C&B regular season, this deal changes to a 2023 15 & a 2024 11;
CONDITIONAL: if Chuck keeps him for 2023, Alan receives a 2023 12 and a 2024 10...For 2025, If Chuck keeps Albies, Chuck sends his 2025 14; there’s no pick exchange if Chuck doesn’t keep Albies