2021 NFL Prediction Thread
Sept 8, 2021 21:19:27 GMT -5
Post by Sportsguy on Sept 8, 2021 21:19:27 GMT -5
I'm feel extremely confident I'll get at LEAST 25 percent of these correct.
AFC East
1.Buffalo
2.Miami(WC)
3.New England
4.Jets
AFC North
1.Cleveland (Jesus, I can't believe I'm actually typing this)
2.Baltimore (WC)
3.Pittsburgh
4.Cincinnati
AFC South
1. Tennessee
2. Indianapolis
3. Jacksonville
4. Houston
AFC West
1.Kansas City
2.Chargers (WC)
3.Raiders
4.Denver
AFC Championship Game
Kansas City over Buffalo
NFC East
1.Dallas (Dumbass McFatfuck leans on the only good QB in the division and wins a really shitty division. WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE?)
2.Washington
3.Philly
4.Giants
NFC North
1. The Team that UNGODDAMNBELIEVABLY KICKED A FUCKING FIELD GOAL DOWN 8 WITH TWO FUCKING MINUTES LEFT IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME (AT HOME!!!) DESPITE HAVING THE FUCKING MVP!! (Note number 1: Yes, I'm aware I have anger issues when it comes to this team.) (Note number 2: I'm not totally letting him off the hook, he had room to run on that 3rd down)
2.Minnesota (WC)
3.Chicago
4.Detroit
NFC South
1.Tampa Bay
2.Carolina
3.New Orleans
4.Atlanta
NFC West
1.Arizona
2.Seattle (WC)
3.San Fran(WC)
4.Rams
NFC Championship Game
Tampa Bay over Arizona
Superbowl
Kansas City over Tampa Bay
MVP: Patrick Mahomes. Much like a pissed off motivated Rodgers won MVP last year, I think Mahomes is going to come out motivated after getting embarrased during the Superbowl.
Offensive Player of the Year: See above.
Defensive Player of the Year: Myles Garrett
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Najee Harris
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Micah Parsons
Comeback Player of the Year: Christian McCaffery
Coach of the Year: Andy Reid
Surprise Team of the Year: As you can probably gather from my predictions, I really think Kyler Murray makes a leap and Arizona surprises a lot of people this year.
Team that comes nowhere near living up to the hype: Rams. Matthew Stafford is 8-67 against teams that finished with a winning record. EIGHT AND SIXTY SEVEN! Clearly yeah, he's the missing piece, sure.
Coach I'm rooting to go 0-17: You all think it's going to be Mike McCarthy, don't you? Well, you're wrong. Urban Meyer. FUCK that guy.
AFC East
1.Buffalo
2.Miami(WC)
3.New England
4.Jets
AFC North
1.Cleveland (Jesus, I can't believe I'm actually typing this)
2.Baltimore (WC)
3.Pittsburgh
4.Cincinnati
AFC South
1. Tennessee
2. Indianapolis
3. Jacksonville
4. Houston
AFC West
1.Kansas City
2.Chargers (WC)
3.Raiders
4.Denver
AFC Championship Game
Kansas City over Buffalo
NFC East
1.Dallas (Dumbass McFatfuck leans on the only good QB in the division and wins a really shitty division. WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE?)
2.Washington
3.Philly
4.Giants
NFC North
1. The Team that UNGODDAMNBELIEVABLY KICKED A FUCKING FIELD GOAL DOWN 8 WITH TWO FUCKING MINUTES LEFT IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME (AT HOME!!!) DESPITE HAVING THE FUCKING MVP!! (Note number 1: Yes, I'm aware I have anger issues when it comes to this team.) (Note number 2: I'm not totally letting him off the hook, he had room to run on that 3rd down)
2.Minnesota (WC)
3.Chicago
4.Detroit
NFC South
1.Tampa Bay
2.Carolina
3.New Orleans
4.Atlanta
NFC West
1.Arizona
2.Seattle (WC)
3.San Fran(WC)
4.Rams
NFC Championship Game
Tampa Bay over Arizona
Superbowl
Kansas City over Tampa Bay
MVP: Patrick Mahomes. Much like a pissed off motivated Rodgers won MVP last year, I think Mahomes is going to come out motivated after getting embarrased during the Superbowl.
Offensive Player of the Year: See above.
Defensive Player of the Year: Myles Garrett
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Najee Harris
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Micah Parsons
Comeback Player of the Year: Christian McCaffery
Coach of the Year: Andy Reid
Surprise Team of the Year: As you can probably gather from my predictions, I really think Kyler Murray makes a leap and Arizona surprises a lot of people this year.
Team that comes nowhere near living up to the hype: Rams. Matthew Stafford is 8-67 against teams that finished with a winning record. EIGHT AND SIXTY SEVEN! Clearly yeah, he's the missing piece, sure.
Coach I'm rooting to go 0-17: You all think it's going to be Mike McCarthy, don't you? Well, you're wrong. Urban Meyer. FUCK that guy.