OOC: Hard to do a thread when I have no idea what roster I'll end up with, Just feeling a bit nostalgic. And as always, any shots taken at Ecosystem the character do not reflect my feelings on Eco the poster.
IC:
We fade in to the living room of a modest home in Green Bay Wisconsin and see Former OOWF Superstar Matt Folz, his wife Jaime McAllister Folz (Who still looks gorgeous and somehow still tolerates her husband) and their now 16 month old son Kenneth Laverne Folz. Jaime waves to the camera.
Jaime: Hello everyone. We just wanted to make this video to say hello. And to say from our family to all of yours: We hope you have a safe and happy Holliday Season. Now I'm going to go get this little one ready for bed while Matt makes a little announcment.
Matt gives his wife a big kiss.
Matt: I'll be up in a second to read him a story.
Matt looks back into the camera and smiles and shakes his head.
Matt: I know, not how I thought my life would end up either. Even after all these years I still have no idea what she sees in me. Anyway, I have an announcement to make. Good news everyone, the OOWF is BACK! Kind of.... see myself, Chad Madison, Alexander Darling, Rabbit Mask, Jack Bullet, Skurge, SYB and others are competing in the 2021 Pun's House Wrestling Draft. And for some reason- because this ALWAYS works out well for us- we're letting Eco run this. And check out this lineup I have for you fans:
CM Punk VS Brock Lesnar
Magnum TA VS Kurt Angle
The British Bulldogs VS Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard
Demolition VS The Midnight Express
Becky Lynch vs Awesome Kong
Matt: And I'm just getting started. Wait til you see what I have planned for you the next 24 rounds, as I continue to build up this great roster.... just a second, have a text coming in. Oh, it's from Eco. "Great job so far everyone, now we're going to totally do a blind draw and randomly give everyone brand new rosters and screw up everyone's plans."