Official 2022 C&B Baseball Draft
Jan 22, 2022 21:54:26 GMT -5
Post by Attitude Adjuster on Jan 22, 2022 21:54:26 GMT -5
Start Date: Friday, February 25, 2022, 12:00 a.m. EST. The season begins Thursday, March 31. (Hopefully. Unless the players and owners are assholes.) Keepers are locked at the end of February 18. Unclocked draft picks may be made once board is finalized.
Clock: 24 hours to make a pick. If you do not make the clock, you automatically receive the highest rated player on ESPN's default rankings, no matter the position. If you miss a second consecutive clock, you are automatically skipped until you check back in on the draft thread. YOU DO NOT GET TO MAKE UP ANY SKIPPED PICKS UNTIL THE END OF THE DRAFT.
If someone makes an invalid pick, the next pick is up. The person who made the invalid pick may re-select ASAP.
If a pick is traded while on the clock, the clock does not reset for the new owner of said pick.
Bishop-Corbitt Amendment: Players To Be Named Later are NOT permitted in any trade. All players must switch rosters immediately upon trade being official. Conditional PICKS, however, are permitted.
Capps Corollary: Cash may NOT be traded under any circumstances.
Minor League Keepers are listed at the bottom of this post. If it seems too good to be true that a young star is not yet drafted, check that list before making yourself look dumb.
Also, I listed the owners by first name for the most part, trying to stay away from Pun's House or other nicknames. The exceptions are Dallas (because we have Alan and Allen, and I'm the commissioner, so suck it), and Solly, who will always be Solly. The owners are:
Chad Aaron--Sharky
Matt Bishop--Gimmick, Sparty
Alan Capps--AA
Allen Clark--Dallas
John Coppinger--Metsradamus, Damas
Jim Enright--Army
Irish Huddleston--Lou
Chuck Licata--The Not So New Guy
Jennifer Solomon--The Better Solomon
Fred Solomon--Solly
Brian VanAlstyne--Dev, DevSop
Mike Watson--TarHeel, Mikey
DRAFT ORDER
John
Jennifer
James
Mikey
Chuck (1/24 in Rounds 1 and 2)
Chad
Irish
Matt
Brian
Alan
Allen (Dallas)
Solly
Round 1
1. Solly (from Chuck after pick)—Corbin Burnes (SP-MIL)
2. John—Bryce Harper (RF-PHI)
3. Jennifer—Max Scherzer (SP-NYM)
4. James—Brandon Woodruff (SP-MIL)
5. Mikey—Rafael Devers (3B-BOS)
6. Chad—Shane Bieber (SP-CLE)
7. Irish—Starling Marte (OF-NYM)
8. Brian (from Matt, via Chuck)—Manny Machado (3B-SD)
9. Brian—Yordan Alvarez (LF-HOU)
10. Alan—Salvador Perez (C-KC)
11. Allen (Dallas) —Xander Bogaerts (SS-BOS)
12. Solly—Jose Berrios (SP-TOR)
Round 2
13. Chuck (from Solly after pick)—Matt Olson (1B-OAK)
14. Allen (Dallas) —Whit Merrifield (2B/OF-TOR)
15. Alan—Teoscar Hernandez (LF/RF-TOR)
16. Brian—Sandy Alcantara (SP-MIA)
17. Solly (from Matt)—Josh Hader (RP-MIL)
18. Irish—Tim Anderson (SS-CWS)
19. Chad—Liam Hendriks (RP-CWS)
20. Mikey—Max Fried (SP-ATL)
21. James—Ketel Marte (2B/CF-ARI)
22. Jennifer—Jose Altuve (2B-HOU)
23. John—Byron Buxton (CF-MIN)
24. Chuck—Nick Castellanos (OF-CIN)
Round 3
25. John—Will Smith (C-LAD)
26. Jennifer—Francisco Lindor (SS-NYM)
27. James—Freddy Peralta (SP-MIL)
28. Mikey—Christian Yelich (LF-MIL)
29. Solly (from Chuck)—Paul Goldschmidt (1B-STL)
30. Chad—Max Muncy (IF/LF-LAD)
31. Irish—J.T. Realmuto (C-PHI)
32. Solly (from Matt)—Kevin Gausman (SP-TOR)
33. Brian—Frankie Montas (SP-OAK)
34. Alan—Adalberto Mondesi (3B-KC)
35. Allen (Dallas) —Lance Lynn (SP-CWS)
36. Solly (from Solly, via Chuck)—Anthony Rendon (3B-LAA)
Round 4
37. Chuck (from Solly)—Joe Musgrove (SP-SD)
38. Allen (Dallas) —Luis Castillo (SP-CIN)
39. Alan—Edwin Diaz (RP-NYM)
40. Brian—DJ LeMahieu (2B-NYY)
41. Matt—Charlie Morton (SP-ATL)
42. Irish—Chris Bassitt (SP-OAK)
43. Chad—Trevor Rogers (SP-MIA)
44. Brian (from Chuck)—Raisel Iglesias (RP-LAA)
45. Mikey—Jake Cronenworth (1B/2B/SS-SD)
46. James—Ryan Pressley (RP-HOU)
47. Jennifer—Sean Manaea (SP-OAK)
48. John—Jose Abreu (1B-CWS)
Round 5
49. John—Javy Baez(2B-DET)
50. Jennifer—Dylan Cease (SP-CWS)
51. James—Yasmani Grandal (C-CSW)
52. Mikey—Carlos Rodon (SP-FA)
53. Solly (from Chuck)—Giancarlo Stanton (OF-NYY)
54. Chad—Kris Bryant (3B/RF/LF-FA)
55. Irish—Trevor Story (SS-FA)
56. Matt—Justin Verlander (SP-HOU)
57. Brian (from Brian, via Chuck--after pick)—Brandon Lowe (2B/OF-TB)
58. Alan—Tommy Edman (2B/RF-STL)
59. Allen (Dallas) —Jack Flaherty (SP-STL)
60. Solly—Aroldis Chapman (RP-NYY)
Round 6
61. Chuck (from Solly)—Daulton Varsho (C/OF-AZ)
62. Allen (Dallas) —Blake Treinen (RP-LAD)
63. Alan—Myles Straw (CF-CLE)
64. Brian—Jordan Romano (RP-TOR)
65. Matt— JD Martinez (LF-BOS)—7th round value
66. Irish—Yu Darvish (SP-SDP)
67. Chad—Mitch Haniger (RF-SEA)
68. Chuck—Nicky Lopez (SS/2B-KC)
69. Mikey—Hunter Renfroe (RF-MIL)
70. James—Michael Kopech (RP-CHW)
71. Jennifer—Will Smith (RP-ATL)
72. John— Julio Urias (SP-LAD)
Round 7
73. John—Kenley Jansen (RP-FA)
74. Jennifer—Blake Snell (SP-SD)
75. James—Josh Bell (1B-WAS)
76. Mikey—Jorge Polanco (2B/SS-MIN)
77. Chuck—Justin Turner (3B-LAD)
78. Solly (from Chad)—Jared Walsh (1B-LAA)
79. Irish—Ryan Mountcastle (1B/OF-BAL)
80. Chuck (from Matt, via Chuck, via Brian--after pick)—Pablo Lopez (SP-MIA)
81. John (from Brian)—Lance McCullers (SP-HOU)
82. Alan—Hector Neris (RP-HOU)
83. Allen (Dallas) — Marcus Siemen (SS/2B-TEX)
84. Solly—Nathan Eovaldi (SP-BOS)
Round 8
85. Solly—Lourdes Gurriel, Jr. (OF-TOR)
86. Allen (Dallas) —Clayton Kershaw (SP-FA)
87. Alan—C.J. Cron (1B-COL)
88. Brian—Scott Barlow (RP-KC)
89. Matt—Chris Taylor (MI/OF-LAD)
90. Irish—Adam Wainright (SP-STL)
91. Chuck (from Chad)—Kyle Schwarber (1B/OF/DH-FA)
92. Chuck—Ty France (1B/2B-SEA)
93. Mikey—Marcus Stroman (SP-CHC)
94. James—Austin Meadows (LF-TB)
95. Jennifer—Corey Knebel (RP-PHI)
96. John—Franmil Reyes (DH/RF-CLE)
Round 9—Players now Keeper eligible
97. John—Framber Valdez (SP-HOU)
98. Jennifer—Matt Chapman (3B-OAK)
99. James—Eduardo Rodriguez (SP-DET)
100. Mikey—Craig Kimbrel (RP-CWS)
101. Chad (from Chuck)—Dansby Swanson (SS-ATL)
102. Chad—onny Gray (SP-CIN)
103. Irish—Dylan Carlson (OF-STL)
104. Matt—José Urquidy (SP-HOU)
105. Brian (from Brian, via John)—Michael Conforto (OF-Parts Unknown)
106. Alan—Paul Sewald (RP-SEA)
107. Allen (Dallas) —AJ Pollock (LF-LAD)
108. Solly—Camilo Doval (RP-SF)
Round 10
109. Chuck (from Solly, via Chad--after pick)—Trent Grisham (CF-SD)
110. Allen (Dallas) —Mark Melancon (RP-SD)
111. Alan—Aaron Bummer (RP-CWS)
112. Brian—Jazz Chisholm (2B/SS-MIA)
113. Matt—Hyun-Jin Ryu (SP-TOR)
114. Irish—Joe Barlow (RP-TEX)
115. Chad—Willy Adames (SS-MIL)
116. Brian (from Chuck)—Nelson Cruz (DH-FA)
117. Mikey—Mike Yastrzemski (CF-SF)
118. James—Josh Donaldson (3B-NYY)
119. Jennifer— Jon Gray (SP - TEX)
120. John— Tyler Mahle (SP-CIN)
Round 11
121. John—John Means (SP-BAL)
122. Jennifer—Charlie Blackmon (OF - COL)
123. James—Taylor Rogers (RP-TC)
124. Mikey—Logan Gilbert (SP-SEA)
125. Chuck—Brendan Rodgers (SS/2B-COL)
126. Chuck (from Chad)—Mike Clevinger (SP-SD)
127. Irish— Giovanny Gallegos (RP-STL)
128. Matt—Alex Verdugo (OF-BOS)
129. Chad (from Brian)—Andrew Benintendi (LF-KC)
130. Alan—Cal Quantrill (SP-CLE)
131. Allen (Dallas) —Matt Barnes (RP-Bos)
132. Chuck (from Solly)—Lou Trivino (RP-OAK)
Round 12
133. Chuck (from Solly, via Matt)—Noah Syndergaard (SP-LAA)
134. Allen (Dallas) —Yoan Moncada (3B-CWS)
135. Chuck (from Alan)—Trevor Bauer (FTG-LAD)
136. Chad (from Brian, via Chuck)—Ryan McMahon (IF-Col)
137. Matt—Tarik Skubal (SP-DET)
138. Brian (from Irish)—German Marquez (SP-Col)
139. Chad—Joe Ryan (SP-Min)
140. Chad (from Chuck)—Dylan Floro (RP-Mia)
141. Mikey—Harrison Bader (CF-StL)
142. James— Carlos Correa (SS-FA)
143. Alan (from Jennifer, via Chuck)—Alex Cobb (SP-SF)
144. John—Joey Votto (1B-CIN)
Round 13
145. John—Alex Wood (SP-SF)
146. Jennifer—Anthony DeSclafani (SP-SF)
147. James— Gerritt Cole (SP-NYY)
148. Mikey—Tyler Stephenson (C/1B-CIN)
149. Chad (from Chuck--after pick)—Greg Soto (RP-DET)
150. Chad—Pierce Johnson (RP-SD)
151. Irish—Eduardo Escobar (2B/3B-NYM)
152. Matt—Jonathan Schoop (2B-DET)
153. Chuck (from Chad, from Brian)—Wilson Contreras (C-CHC)
154. Alan—Triston McKenzie (SP-CLE)
155. Allen (Dallas) —Seiya Suzuki (RF-ChC)
156. Solly—Rhys Hoskins (1B-PHI)
Round 14
157. Solly—Luis Severino (P-NYY)
158. Allen (Dallas) —Frank Schwindel (1B-ChC)
159. Alan—Collin McHugh (SP/RP-ATL)
160. Chad (from Brian)—Mark Canha (OF-LGM)
161. Chad (from Matt)—Andrew Kittridge (RP-TB)
162. Irish—Jake McGee (RP-SF)
163. Chad—Tanner Houck (SP-Bos)
164. Alan (from Chuck)—Isiah Kiner-Falefa (SS-NYY)
165. Mikey—Jonathan Loaisiga (RP-NYY)
166. James—Joey Gallo (LF/RF-NYY)
167. Jennifer—Jean Segura (2B - PHI)
168. John— Corey Seager (SS-TEX)
Round 15
169. John—Casey Mize (SP-DET)
170. Jennifer—Drew Rasmussen (RP/SP - TB)
171. James—Garrett Whitlock (RP-BOS)
172. Mikey—Tyler Matzek (RP-ATL)
173. Chuck—David Bednar (RP-PIT)
174. Matt (from Chad)—Keibert Ruiz (C-WSH)
175. Irish—Ke’Bryan Hayes (3B - PIT)
176. Matt—Avisail Garcia (OF-MIA)
177. Chad (from Chuck, from Brian)—Chris Paddack (SP-SD)
178. Alan—Dinelson Lamet (SP-SD)
179. Allen (Dallas) —Robert Suarez (RP-SD)
180. Solly—Alejandro Kirk (C-MIN)
Round 16
181. Chad (from Chuck, from Solly)—Mitch Garver (CRG-TEX)
182. Allen (Dallas) —Drew Steckenrider (RP-SEA)
183. Alan— Ozzie Albies (2B-ATL)
184. Brian— Gleyber Torres (IF-NYY)
185. Matt—Kyle Hendricks (SP-CHC)
186. Irish— Walker Buehler (SP-LAD)
187. John (from Chad)—Pete Fairbanks (RP-TB)
188. Chuck—Nate Pearson (RP/SP-TOR)
189. Mikey—Cristian Javier (P-HOU)
190. James—Enrique Hernandez (CF/2B-BOS)
191. Jennifer— Cody Bellinger (1B/OF-LAD)
192. John—Eugenio Suarez (3B/SS-SEA)
Round 17
193. John—Jo Adell (OF-LAA)
194. Jennifer—Sean Murphy (C-OAK)
195. Solly (from James)—Chad D. Green (RP-NYY)
196. Mikey— Zack Wheeler (SP-PHI)
197. Brian (from Chuck)—Ramon Laureano (OF-OAK)
198. Matt (from Chad)—Jeimer Candelario (3B-DET)
199. Irish—Aaron Civale (SP-CLE)
200. Matt—Stephen Strasburg (SP-WAS)
201. Brian—Bailey Ober (P-MIN)
202. Alan—Michael Brantley (LF-HOU)
203. Allen (Dallas) —Tyler Rogers (RP-SF)
204. Solly— Trea Turner (SS-WAS)
Round 18
205. Chuck (from Chad, from Solly)—Adolis Garcia (OF-TEX)
206. Allen (Dallas) — Juan Soto (RF/LF-WAS)
207. Alan—Garrett Richards (SP/RP-TEX)
208. Brian— Ronald Acuna (OF-ATL)
209. Matt— Shohei Ohtani (SP/OF-LAA)
210. Irish—Jonathan Villar (IF-ChC)
211. Chad—Reid Detmers (SP-LAA)
212. Chuck—Bobby Dalbec (1B/3B BOS)
213. Mikey—Jordan Montgomery (SP-NYY)
214. James—Luis Urias (3B/2B/SS-MIL)
215. Jennifer—Cole Sulser (RP-BAL)
216. John—Kolten Wong (2B-MIL)
Round 19
217. John—Zach Plesac (SP-CLE)
218. Jennifer—Brandon Nimmo (OF-NYM)
219. James—Patrick Corbin (SP-WAS)
220. Mikey—Kyle Finnegan (RP-WAS)
221. Chuck— Emmanuel Clase (RP-CLE)
222. James (from Chad)—Lucas Sims (RP-CIN)
223. Irish—Michael Fulmer (RP-DET)
224. Matt— Vladimir Guerrero Jr (1B-TOR)
225. Brian—Patrick Sandoval (SP-LAA)
226. Alan—Tyler Gilbert (SP-ARI)
227. Allen (Dallas) —Mike Zunino (C-TB)
228. Solly—Marcell Ozuna (OF-ATL)
Round 20
229. Solly (from Solly, via Chad)—Oneil Cruz (SS-PIT)
230. Allen (Dallas) —Alex Colome (RP-COL)
231. Alan—George Kirby (SP-SEA)
232. Brian— Bo Bichette (SS-TOR)
233. Matt—Jorge Soler (RF-MIA)
234. Irish— Eloy Jiminez (OF-CWS)
235. Matt (from Chad)—Josh Rojas (SS-ARI)
236. Chuck— Lucas Giolito (SP-CWS)
237. Mikey— Zac Gallen (SP-ARI)
238. James—Anthony Rizzo (1B-NYY)
239. Jennifer— Pete Alonso (1B-NYM)
240. John—Randal Grichuk (OF-COL)
Round 21
241. John—Zack Greinke (SP-KC)
242. Jennifer—Rowan Wick (RP-CHC)
243. James— Robbie Ray (SP-SEA)
244. Mikey—Robbie Grossman (OF-DET)
245. Chuck— Fernando Tatis (SS/OF-SD)—22nd round value
246. Chad— Ian Anderson (SP-ATL)—22nd round value
247. Irish— Anthony Bender (RP- MIA)
248. Matt—Genesis Cabrera (RP-StL)
249. Brian—Joey Bart (C-SF)
250. Alan— Luke Jackson (RP-ATL)—24th round value
251. Allen (Dallas) —Chris Flexen (SP-SEA)
252. Solly—Seth Lugo (RP-NYM)
Round 22
253. Solly— Randy Arozarena (OF-TB)
254. Allen (Dallas) — Luis Roberts (CF-CWS)
255. Alan— Tyler O’Neill (OF-STL)—24th round value
256. Brian—Adam Ottavino (RP-NYM)
257. Matt—Ryan Tepera (RP-LAA)
258. Irish— Kyle Tucker (OF-HOU)
259. Chad— Brady Singer (SP-KC)
260. Chuck— Devin Williams (RP-MIL)
261. Mikey—A.J. Minter (RP-ATL)
262. James—Andrew Heaney (SP-LAD)
263. Jennifer—Steven Matz (SP-STL)
264. John—Daniel Hudson (RP-LAA)
Round 23
265. John—
266. Jennifer— Alek Manoah (SP-TOR)—24th round value
267. James—James Kaprielian (SP-OAK)
268. Mikey— Austin Riley (3B-ATL)—24th round value
269. Chuck—Art Warren (RP-CIN)
270. Chad— Luis Garcia (P-HOU)—24th round value
271. Irish—Kendall Graveman (RP - CWS)
272. Matt—Ryne Stanek (RP-HOU)
273. Brian— Shane McLanahan (P-TB)—24th round value
274. Alan— Brandon Crawford (SS-SF)—24th round value
275. Allen (Dallas) —Luis Arraez (IF/OF-MIN)
276. Solly— Wander Franco (SS/3B-TB)—24th round value
Round 24
277. Solly— Logan Webb (SP-SF)
278. Allen (Dallas) — Ranger Suarez (SP/RP-PHI)
279. Alan— LaMonte Wade (1B/OF-SF)
280. Brian— Jarred Kelenic (OF-SEA)
281. Matt— Cedric Mullins (CF-BAL)
282. Irish—Cesar Hernandez (2B-WAS)
283. Chad— Jonathan India (2B-CIN)
284. Chuck—
285. Mikey— Yuli Gurriel (1B-HOU)
286. James— Alex Kirilloff (1B/RF-MIN)
287. Jennifer— Bryan Reynolds (OF-PIT)
288. John— Jesse Winker (OF-CIN)
Round 25
289. John—
290. Jennifer—J.P. Crawford (SS-SEA)
291. James—Gary Sanchez (C-MIN)
292. Mikey—Kevin Kiermaier (OF-TB)
293. Chuck—
294. Chad—
295. Irish—Trey Mancini (1B/DH-BAL)
296. Matt—Trevor May (RP-NYM)
297. Brian—Jeremy Peña (SS-HOU)
298. Alan—Reiver Sanmartin (SP-CIN)
299. Allen (Dallas) —Tony Gonsolin (SP-LAD)
300. Solly—Marco Gonzales (SP-SEA)
Round 26
301. Solly—Aaron Ashby (SP-MIL)
302. Allen (Dallas) —
303. Alan—
304. Brian—Luis Patino (P-TB)
305. Matt—Nestor Cortes (RP-NYY)
306. Irish—Eddie Rosario (OF-ATL)
307. Chad—
308. Chuck—
309. Mikey—
310. James—
311. Jennifer—Brett Baty (3B-NYM)
312. John—
Supplemental
S8. Matt—Luke Voit (1B-SD)
F1 KEEPERS
ALAN-NONE
BRIAN-Jacob DeGrom (SP-NYM)
CHAD-Alex Bregman (SS/3B-HOU)
CHUCK-Chris Sale (SP-BOS)
DALLAS-Freddie Freeman (1B-ATL)
IRISH-George Springer (OF-TOR)
JIM-Mike Trout (OF-LAA)
JOHN-Nolan Arenado (3B-STL)
JENNIFER-Aaron Judge (OF-NYY)
MATT-Jose Ramirez (3B-CLE)
MIKE--Aaron Nola (SP-PHI)
SOLLY-Mookie Betts (OF-LAD)
MINOR LEAGUERS
Adley Rutschman (C-BAL)-AAA
Adrian Del Castillo (C-ARI)-A
Andrew Painter (SP-PHI)-Rookie
Asa Lacy (SP-KC)-A
Austin Martin (SS-TOR)-AA
Bobby Witt Jr. (SS-KC)-AAA
CJ Abrams (SS-SD)-AA
Cole Winn (SP-TEX)-AAA
Cristian Pache (OF-ATL)-Called up 2022
Diego Cartaya (C-LAD)-A
Drew Waters (OF-ATL)-Called up 2022
Emerson Hancock (SP-SEA)-AA
Esteury Ruiz (SS-SD)-AA
Forrest Whitley (SP-HOU)-Called up 2022
Francisco Alvarez (C-NYM)-A
Franklin Perez (P-DET)-A
Grayson Rodriguez (P-BAL)-AA
Gunnar Hoglund (SP-TOR)-Rookie
Hans Crouse (SP-TEX)-AAA
Henry Davis (C-PIT)-A
Heston Kjerstad (OF-BAL)-A
Hunter Greene (SP-CIN)-AAA
Jack Leiter (SP-TEX)-
Jackson Jobe (SP-DET)-
Jaden Hill (SP-COL)-
Jasson Dominguez (OF-TB)-A
Jay Groome (SP-BOS)-AA
JJ Bleday (OF-MIA)-AA
Jordan "The King" Lawlar (SS-ARI)-Rookie
Josh Jung (3B-TEX)-AAA
Joshua Baez (OF-STL)-Rookie
Julio Pablo Martínez (OF-TEX)-AA
Julio Rodriguez (OF-SEA)-Called up 2022
Kevin Maitan (SS-LAA)-A
Khalil Watson (SS-MIA)-Rookie
Luis Campusano (C-SD)-Called up 2022
Mackenzie Gore (P-SD)-Called up 2022
Marcelo Mayer (SS-BOS)-Rookie
Marco Luciano (SS-SF)-A
Matt McLain (SS-CIN)-A
Matthew Allan (SP-NYM)-A
Matthew Liberatore (P-STL)-AAA
Max Meyer (P-MIA)-AAA
Nolan Gorman (3B-STL)-AAA
Nolan Jones (SP-CLE)-Called up 2022
Oscar Colas (SP/OF-CWS)--Called up 2022
Riley Greene (OF-DET)-AAA
Royce Lewis (SS-MIN)-Called up 2022
Seth Beer (OF-Ari)-Called up 2022
Shane Baz (SP-TB)-Called up 2022
Spencer Torkelson (1B-DET)-AAA
Yoelqui Cespedes (OF-CWS)-AA
Clock: 24 hours to make a pick. If you do not make the clock, you automatically receive the highest rated player on ESPN's default rankings, no matter the position. If you miss a second consecutive clock, you are automatically skipped until you check back in on the draft thread. YOU DO NOT GET TO MAKE UP ANY SKIPPED PICKS UNTIL THE END OF THE DRAFT.
If someone makes an invalid pick, the next pick is up. The person who made the invalid pick may re-select ASAP.
If a pick is traded while on the clock, the clock does not reset for the new owner of said pick.
Bishop-Corbitt Amendment: Players To Be Named Later are NOT permitted in any trade. All players must switch rosters immediately upon trade being official. Conditional PICKS, however, are permitted.
Capps Corollary: Cash may NOT be traded under any circumstances.
Minor League Keepers are listed at the bottom of this post. If it seems too good to be true that a young star is not yet drafted, check that list before making yourself look dumb.
Also, I listed the owners by first name for the most part, trying to stay away from Pun's House or other nicknames. The exceptions are Dallas (because we have Alan and Allen, and I'm the commissioner, so suck it), and Solly, who will always be Solly. The owners are:
Chad Aaron--Sharky
Matt Bishop--Gimmick, Sparty
Alan Capps--AA
Allen Clark--Dallas
John Coppinger--Metsradamus, Damas
Jim Enright--Army
Irish Huddleston--Lou
Chuck Licata--The Not So New Guy
Jennifer Solomon--The Better Solomon
Fred Solomon--Solly
Brian VanAlstyne--Dev, DevSop
Mike Watson--TarHeel, Mikey
DRAFT ORDER
John
Jennifer
James
Mikey
Chuck (1/24 in Rounds 1 and 2)
Chad
Irish
Matt
Brian
Alan
Allen (Dallas)
Solly
Round 1
1. Solly (from Chuck after pick)—Corbin Burnes (SP-MIL)
2. John—Bryce Harper (RF-PHI)
3. Jennifer—Max Scherzer (SP-NYM)
4. James—Brandon Woodruff (SP-MIL)
5. Mikey—Rafael Devers (3B-BOS)
6. Chad—Shane Bieber (SP-CLE)
7. Irish—Starling Marte (OF-NYM)
8. Brian (from Matt, via Chuck)—Manny Machado (3B-SD)
9. Brian—Yordan Alvarez (LF-HOU)
10. Alan—Salvador Perez (C-KC)
11. Allen (Dallas) —Xander Bogaerts (SS-BOS)
12. Solly—Jose Berrios (SP-TOR)
Round 2
13. Chuck (from Solly after pick)—Matt Olson (1B-OAK)
14. Allen (Dallas) —Whit Merrifield (2B/OF-TOR)
15. Alan—Teoscar Hernandez (LF/RF-TOR)
16. Brian—Sandy Alcantara (SP-MIA)
17. Solly (from Matt)—Josh Hader (RP-MIL)
18. Irish—Tim Anderson (SS-CWS)
19. Chad—Liam Hendriks (RP-CWS)
20. Mikey—Max Fried (SP-ATL)
21. James—Ketel Marte (2B/CF-ARI)
22. Jennifer—Jose Altuve (2B-HOU)
23. John—Byron Buxton (CF-MIN)
24. Chuck—Nick Castellanos (OF-CIN)
Round 3
25. John—Will Smith (C-LAD)
26. Jennifer—Francisco Lindor (SS-NYM)
27. James—Freddy Peralta (SP-MIL)
28. Mikey—Christian Yelich (LF-MIL)
29. Solly (from Chuck)—Paul Goldschmidt (1B-STL)
30. Chad—Max Muncy (IF/LF-LAD)
31. Irish—J.T. Realmuto (C-PHI)
32. Solly (from Matt)—Kevin Gausman (SP-TOR)
33. Brian—Frankie Montas (SP-OAK)
34. Alan—Adalberto Mondesi (3B-KC)
35. Allen (Dallas) —Lance Lynn (SP-CWS)
36. Solly (from Solly, via Chuck)—Anthony Rendon (3B-LAA)
Round 4
37. Chuck (from Solly)—Joe Musgrove (SP-SD)
38. Allen (Dallas) —Luis Castillo (SP-CIN)
39. Alan—Edwin Diaz (RP-NYM)
40. Brian—DJ LeMahieu (2B-NYY)
41. Matt—Charlie Morton (SP-ATL)
42. Irish—Chris Bassitt (SP-OAK)
43. Chad—Trevor Rogers (SP-MIA)
44. Brian (from Chuck)—Raisel Iglesias (RP-LAA)
45. Mikey—Jake Cronenworth (1B/2B/SS-SD)
46. James—Ryan Pressley (RP-HOU)
47. Jennifer—Sean Manaea (SP-OAK)
48. John—Jose Abreu (1B-CWS)
Round 5
49. John—Javy Baez(2B-DET)
50. Jennifer—Dylan Cease (SP-CWS)
51. James—Yasmani Grandal (C-CSW)
52. Mikey—Carlos Rodon (SP-FA)
53. Solly (from Chuck)—Giancarlo Stanton (OF-NYY)
54. Chad—Kris Bryant (3B/RF/LF-FA)
55. Irish—Trevor Story (SS-FA)
56. Matt—Justin Verlander (SP-HOU)
57. Brian (from Brian, via Chuck--after pick)—Brandon Lowe (2B/OF-TB)
58. Alan—Tommy Edman (2B/RF-STL)
59. Allen (Dallas) —Jack Flaherty (SP-STL)
60. Solly—Aroldis Chapman (RP-NYY)
Round 6
61. Chuck (from Solly)—Daulton Varsho (C/OF-AZ)
62. Allen (Dallas) —Blake Treinen (RP-LAD)
63. Alan—Myles Straw (CF-CLE)
64. Brian—Jordan Romano (RP-TOR)
65. Matt— JD Martinez (LF-BOS)—7th round value
66. Irish—Yu Darvish (SP-SDP)
67. Chad—Mitch Haniger (RF-SEA)
68. Chuck—Nicky Lopez (SS/2B-KC)
69. Mikey—Hunter Renfroe (RF-MIL)
70. James—Michael Kopech (RP-CHW)
71. Jennifer—Will Smith (RP-ATL)
72. John— Julio Urias (SP-LAD)
Round 7
73. John—Kenley Jansen (RP-FA)
74. Jennifer—Blake Snell (SP-SD)
75. James—Josh Bell (1B-WAS)
76. Mikey—Jorge Polanco (2B/SS-MIN)
77. Chuck—Justin Turner (3B-LAD)
78. Solly (from Chad)—Jared Walsh (1B-LAA)
79. Irish—Ryan Mountcastle (1B/OF-BAL)
80. Chuck (from Matt, via Chuck, via Brian--after pick)—Pablo Lopez (SP-MIA)
81. John (from Brian)—Lance McCullers (SP-HOU)
82. Alan—Hector Neris (RP-HOU)
83. Allen (Dallas) — Marcus Siemen (SS/2B-TEX)
84. Solly—Nathan Eovaldi (SP-BOS)
Round 8
85. Solly—Lourdes Gurriel, Jr. (OF-TOR)
86. Allen (Dallas) —Clayton Kershaw (SP-FA)
87. Alan—C.J. Cron (1B-COL)
88. Brian—Scott Barlow (RP-KC)
89. Matt—Chris Taylor (MI/OF-LAD)
90. Irish—Adam Wainright (SP-STL)
91. Chuck (from Chad)—Kyle Schwarber (1B/OF/DH-FA)
92. Chuck—Ty France (1B/2B-SEA)
93. Mikey—Marcus Stroman (SP-CHC)
94. James—Austin Meadows (LF-TB)
95. Jennifer—Corey Knebel (RP-PHI)
96. John—Franmil Reyes (DH/RF-CLE)
Round 9—Players now Keeper eligible
97. John—Framber Valdez (SP-HOU)
98. Jennifer—Matt Chapman (3B-OAK)
99. James—Eduardo Rodriguez (SP-DET)
100. Mikey—Craig Kimbrel (RP-CWS)
101. Chad (from Chuck)—Dansby Swanson (SS-ATL)
102. Chad—onny Gray (SP-CIN)
103. Irish—Dylan Carlson (OF-STL)
104. Matt—José Urquidy (SP-HOU)
105. Brian (from Brian, via John)—Michael Conforto (OF-Parts Unknown)
106. Alan—Paul Sewald (RP-SEA)
107. Allen (Dallas) —AJ Pollock (LF-LAD)
108. Solly—Camilo Doval (RP-SF)
Round 10
109. Chuck (from Solly, via Chad--after pick)—Trent Grisham (CF-SD)
110. Allen (Dallas) —Mark Melancon (RP-SD)
111. Alan—Aaron Bummer (RP-CWS)
112. Brian—Jazz Chisholm (2B/SS-MIA)
113. Matt—Hyun-Jin Ryu (SP-TOR)
114. Irish—Joe Barlow (RP-TEX)
115. Chad—Willy Adames (SS-MIL)
116. Brian (from Chuck)—Nelson Cruz (DH-FA)
117. Mikey—Mike Yastrzemski (CF-SF)
118. James—Josh Donaldson (3B-NYY)
119. Jennifer— Jon Gray (SP - TEX)
120. John— Tyler Mahle (SP-CIN)
Round 11
121. John—John Means (SP-BAL)
122. Jennifer—Charlie Blackmon (OF - COL)
123. James—Taylor Rogers (RP-TC)
124. Mikey—Logan Gilbert (SP-SEA)
125. Chuck—Brendan Rodgers (SS/2B-COL)
126. Chuck (from Chad)—Mike Clevinger (SP-SD)
127. Irish— Giovanny Gallegos (RP-STL)
128. Matt—Alex Verdugo (OF-BOS)
129. Chad (from Brian)—Andrew Benintendi (LF-KC)
130. Alan—Cal Quantrill (SP-CLE)
131. Allen (Dallas) —Matt Barnes (RP-Bos)
132. Chuck (from Solly)—Lou Trivino (RP-OAK)
Round 12
133. Chuck (from Solly, via Matt)—Noah Syndergaard (SP-LAA)
134. Allen (Dallas) —Yoan Moncada (3B-CWS)
135. Chuck (from Alan)—Trevor Bauer (FTG-LAD)
136. Chad (from Brian, via Chuck)—Ryan McMahon (IF-Col)
137. Matt—Tarik Skubal (SP-DET)
138. Brian (from Irish)—German Marquez (SP-Col)
139. Chad—Joe Ryan (SP-Min)
140. Chad (from Chuck)—Dylan Floro (RP-Mia)
141. Mikey—Harrison Bader (CF-StL)
142. James— Carlos Correa (SS-FA)
143. Alan (from Jennifer, via Chuck)—Alex Cobb (SP-SF)
144. John—Joey Votto (1B-CIN)
Round 13
145. John—Alex Wood (SP-SF)
146. Jennifer—Anthony DeSclafani (SP-SF)
147. James— Gerritt Cole (SP-NYY)
148. Mikey—Tyler Stephenson (C/1B-CIN)
149. Chad (from Chuck--after pick)—Greg Soto (RP-DET)
150. Chad—Pierce Johnson (RP-SD)
151. Irish—Eduardo Escobar (2B/3B-NYM)
152. Matt—Jonathan Schoop (2B-DET)
153. Chuck (from Chad, from Brian)—Wilson Contreras (C-CHC)
154. Alan—Triston McKenzie (SP-CLE)
155. Allen (Dallas) —Seiya Suzuki (RF-ChC)
156. Solly—Rhys Hoskins (1B-PHI)
Round 14
157. Solly—Luis Severino (P-NYY)
158. Allen (Dallas) —Frank Schwindel (1B-ChC)
159. Alan—Collin McHugh (SP/RP-ATL)
160. Chad (from Brian)—Mark Canha (OF-LGM)
161. Chad (from Matt)—Andrew Kittridge (RP-TB)
162. Irish—Jake McGee (RP-SF)
163. Chad—Tanner Houck (SP-Bos)
164. Alan (from Chuck)—Isiah Kiner-Falefa (SS-NYY)
165. Mikey—Jonathan Loaisiga (RP-NYY)
166. James—Joey Gallo (LF/RF-NYY)
167. Jennifer—Jean Segura (2B - PHI)
168. John— Corey Seager (SS-TEX)
Round 15
169. John—Casey Mize (SP-DET)
170. Jennifer—Drew Rasmussen (RP/SP - TB)
171. James—Garrett Whitlock (RP-BOS)
172. Mikey—Tyler Matzek (RP-ATL)
173. Chuck—David Bednar (RP-PIT)
174. Matt (from Chad)—Keibert Ruiz (C-WSH)
175. Irish—Ke’Bryan Hayes (3B - PIT)
176. Matt—Avisail Garcia (OF-MIA)
177. Chad (from Chuck, from Brian)—Chris Paddack (SP-SD)
178. Alan—Dinelson Lamet (SP-SD)
179. Allen (Dallas) —Robert Suarez (RP-SD)
180. Solly—Alejandro Kirk (C-MIN)
Round 16
181. Chad (from Chuck, from Solly)—Mitch Garver (CRG-TEX)
182. Allen (Dallas) —Drew Steckenrider (RP-SEA)
183. Alan— Ozzie Albies (2B-ATL)
184. Brian— Gleyber Torres (IF-NYY)
185. Matt—Kyle Hendricks (SP-CHC)
186. Irish— Walker Buehler (SP-LAD)
187. John (from Chad)—Pete Fairbanks (RP-TB)
188. Chuck—Nate Pearson (RP/SP-TOR)
189. Mikey—Cristian Javier (P-HOU)
190. James—Enrique Hernandez (CF/2B-BOS)
191. Jennifer— Cody Bellinger (1B/OF-LAD)
192. John—Eugenio Suarez (3B/SS-SEA)
Round 17
193. John—Jo Adell (OF-LAA)
194. Jennifer—Sean Murphy (C-OAK)
195. Solly (from James)—Chad D. Green (RP-NYY)
196. Mikey— Zack Wheeler (SP-PHI)
197. Brian (from Chuck)—Ramon Laureano (OF-OAK)
198. Matt (from Chad)—Jeimer Candelario (3B-DET)
199. Irish—Aaron Civale (SP-CLE)
200. Matt—Stephen Strasburg (SP-WAS)
201. Brian—Bailey Ober (P-MIN)
202. Alan—Michael Brantley (LF-HOU)
203. Allen (Dallas) —Tyler Rogers (RP-SF)
204. Solly— Trea Turner (SS-WAS)
Round 18
205. Chuck (from Chad, from Solly)—Adolis Garcia (OF-TEX)
206. Allen (Dallas) — Juan Soto (RF/LF-WAS)
207. Alan—Garrett Richards (SP/RP-TEX)
208. Brian— Ronald Acuna (OF-ATL)
209. Matt— Shohei Ohtani (SP/OF-LAA)
210. Irish—Jonathan Villar (IF-ChC)
211. Chad—Reid Detmers (SP-LAA)
212. Chuck—Bobby Dalbec (1B/3B BOS)
213. Mikey—Jordan Montgomery (SP-NYY)
214. James—Luis Urias (3B/2B/SS-MIL)
215. Jennifer—Cole Sulser (RP-BAL)
216. John—Kolten Wong (2B-MIL)
Round 19
217. John—Zach Plesac (SP-CLE)
218. Jennifer—Brandon Nimmo (OF-NYM)
219. James—Patrick Corbin (SP-WAS)
220. Mikey—Kyle Finnegan (RP-WAS)
221. Chuck— Emmanuel Clase (RP-CLE)
222. James (from Chad)—Lucas Sims (RP-CIN)
223. Irish—Michael Fulmer (RP-DET)
224. Matt— Vladimir Guerrero Jr (1B-TOR)
225. Brian—Patrick Sandoval (SP-LAA)
226. Alan—Tyler Gilbert (SP-ARI)
227. Allen (Dallas) —Mike Zunino (C-TB)
228. Solly—Marcell Ozuna (OF-ATL)
Round 20
229. Solly (from Solly, via Chad)—Oneil Cruz (SS-PIT)
230. Allen (Dallas) —Alex Colome (RP-COL)
231. Alan—George Kirby (SP-SEA)
232. Brian— Bo Bichette (SS-TOR)
233. Matt—Jorge Soler (RF-MIA)
234. Irish— Eloy Jiminez (OF-CWS)
235. Matt (from Chad)—Josh Rojas (SS-ARI)
236. Chuck— Lucas Giolito (SP-CWS)
237. Mikey— Zac Gallen (SP-ARI)
238. James—Anthony Rizzo (1B-NYY)
239. Jennifer— Pete Alonso (1B-NYM)
240. John—Randal Grichuk (OF-COL)
Round 21
241. John—Zack Greinke (SP-KC)
242. Jennifer—Rowan Wick (RP-CHC)
243. James— Robbie Ray (SP-SEA)
244. Mikey—Robbie Grossman (OF-DET)
245. Chuck— Fernando Tatis (SS/OF-SD)—22nd round value
246. Chad— Ian Anderson (SP-ATL)—22nd round value
247. Irish— Anthony Bender (RP- MIA)
248. Matt—Genesis Cabrera (RP-StL)
249. Brian—Joey Bart (C-SF)
250. Alan— Luke Jackson (RP-ATL)—24th round value
251. Allen (Dallas) —Chris Flexen (SP-SEA)
252. Solly—Seth Lugo (RP-NYM)
Round 22
253. Solly— Randy Arozarena (OF-TB)
254. Allen (Dallas) — Luis Roberts (CF-CWS)
255. Alan— Tyler O’Neill (OF-STL)—24th round value
256. Brian—Adam Ottavino (RP-NYM)
257. Matt—Ryan Tepera (RP-LAA)
258. Irish— Kyle Tucker (OF-HOU)
259. Chad— Brady Singer (SP-KC)
260. Chuck— Devin Williams (RP-MIL)
261. Mikey—A.J. Minter (RP-ATL)
262. James—Andrew Heaney (SP-LAD)
263. Jennifer—Steven Matz (SP-STL)
264. John—Daniel Hudson (RP-LAA)
Round 23
266. Jennifer— Alek Manoah (SP-TOR)—24th round value
267. James—James Kaprielian (SP-OAK)
268. Mikey— Austin Riley (3B-ATL)—24th round value
269. Chuck—Art Warren (RP-CIN)
270. Chad— Luis Garcia (P-HOU)—24th round value
271. Irish—Kendall Graveman (RP - CWS)
272. Matt—Ryne Stanek (RP-HOU)
273. Brian— Shane McLanahan (P-TB)—24th round value
274. Alan— Brandon Crawford (SS-SF)—24th round value
275. Allen (Dallas) —Luis Arraez (IF/OF-MIN)
276. Solly— Wander Franco (SS/3B-TB)—24th round value
Round 24
277. Solly— Logan Webb (SP-SF)
278. Allen (Dallas) — Ranger Suarez (SP/RP-PHI)
279. Alan— LaMonte Wade (1B/OF-SF)
280. Brian— Jarred Kelenic (OF-SEA)
281. Matt— Cedric Mullins (CF-BAL)
282. Irish—Cesar Hernandez (2B-WAS)
283. Chad— Jonathan India (2B-CIN)
285. Mikey— Yuli Gurriel (1B-HOU)
286. James— Alex Kirilloff (1B/RF-MIN)
287. Jennifer— Bryan Reynolds (OF-PIT)
288. John— Jesse Winker (OF-CIN)
Round 25
290. Jennifer—J.P. Crawford (SS-SEA)
291. James—Gary Sanchez (C-MIN)
292. Mikey—Kevin Kiermaier (OF-TB)
295. Irish—Trey Mancini (1B/DH-BAL)
296. Matt—Trevor May (RP-NYM)
297. Brian—Jeremy Peña (SS-HOU)
298. Alan—Reiver Sanmartin (SP-CIN)
299. Allen (Dallas) —Tony Gonsolin (SP-LAD)
300. Solly—Marco Gonzales (SP-SEA)
Round 26
301. Solly—Aaron Ashby (SP-MIL)
304. Brian—Luis Patino (P-TB)
305. Matt—Nestor Cortes (RP-NYY)
306. Irish—Eddie Rosario (OF-ATL)
311. Jennifer—Brett Baty (3B-NYM)
Supplemental
S8. Matt—Luke Voit (1B-SD)
F1 KEEPERS
ALAN-NONE
BRIAN-Jacob DeGrom (SP-NYM)
CHAD-Alex Bregman (SS/3B-HOU)
CHUCK-Chris Sale (SP-BOS)
DALLAS-Freddie Freeman (1B-ATL)
IRISH-George Springer (OF-TOR)
JIM-Mike Trout (OF-LAA)
JOHN-Nolan Arenado (3B-STL)
JENNIFER-Aaron Judge (OF-NYY)
MATT-Jose Ramirez (3B-CLE)
MIKE--Aaron Nola (SP-PHI)
SOLLY-Mookie Betts (OF-LAD)
MINOR LEAGUERS
Adley Rutschman (C-BAL)-AAA
Adrian Del Castillo (C-ARI)-A
Andrew Painter (SP-PHI)-Rookie
Asa Lacy (SP-KC)-A
Austin Martin (SS-TOR)-AA
Bobby Witt Jr. (SS-KC)-AAA
CJ Abrams (SS-SD)-AA
Cole Winn (SP-TEX)-AAA
Cristian Pache (OF-ATL)-Called up 2022
Diego Cartaya (C-LAD)-A
Drew Waters (OF-ATL)-Called up 2022
Emerson Hancock (SP-SEA)-AA
Esteury Ruiz (SS-SD)-AA
Forrest Whitley (SP-HOU)-Called up 2022
Francisco Alvarez (C-NYM)-A
Franklin Perez (P-DET)-A
Grayson Rodriguez (P-BAL)-AA
Gunnar Hoglund (SP-TOR)-Rookie
Hans Crouse (SP-TEX)-AAA
Henry Davis (C-PIT)-A
Heston Kjerstad (OF-BAL)-A
Hunter Greene (SP-CIN)-AAA
Jack Leiter (SP-TEX)-
Jackson Jobe (SP-DET)-
Jaden Hill (SP-COL)-
Jasson Dominguez (OF-TB)-A
Jay Groome (SP-BOS)-AA
JJ Bleday (OF-MIA)-AA
Jordan "The King" Lawlar (SS-ARI)-Rookie
Josh Jung (3B-TEX)-AAA
Joshua Baez (OF-STL)-Rookie
Julio Pablo Martínez (OF-TEX)-AA
Julio Rodriguez (OF-SEA)-Called up 2022
Kevin Maitan (SS-LAA)-A
Khalil Watson (SS-MIA)-Rookie
Luis Campusano (C-SD)-Called up 2022
Mackenzie Gore (P-SD)-Called up 2022
Marcelo Mayer (SS-BOS)-Rookie
Marco Luciano (SS-SF)-A
Matt McLain (SS-CIN)-A
Matthew Allan (SP-NYM)-A
Matthew Liberatore (P-STL)-AAA
Max Meyer (P-MIA)-AAA
Nolan Gorman (3B-STL)-AAA
Nolan Jones (SP-CLE)-Called up 2022
Oscar Colas (SP/OF-CWS)--Called up 2022
Riley Greene (OF-DET)-AAA
Royce Lewis (SS-MIN)-Called up 2022
Seth Beer (OF-Ari)-Called up 2022
Shane Baz (SP-TB)-Called up 2022
Spencer Torkelson (1B-DET)-AAA
Yoelqui Cespedes (OF-CWS)-AA