[Attitude Adjuster]

Start Date: Friday, February 24, 2023, 12:00 a.m. EST. The season begins Thursday, March 30. Keepers are locked at the end of February 17. Unclocked draft picks may be made once board is finalized.

Clock: 24 hours to make a pick. If you do not make the clock, you automatically receive the highest rated player on ESPN's default rankings, no matter the position. If you miss a second consecutive clock, you are automatically skipped until you check back in on the draft thread. YOU DO NOT GET TO MAKE UP ANY SKIPPED PICKS UNTIL THE END OF THE DRAFT.

If someone makes an invalid pick, the next pick is up. The person who made the invalid pick may re-select ASAP.

If a pick is traded while on the clock, the clock does not reset for the new owner of said pick.

Bishop-Corbitt Amendment: Players To Be Named Later are NOT permitted in any trade. All players must switch rosters immediately upon trade being official. Conditional PICKS, however, are permitted.

Capps Corollary: Cash may NOT be traded under any circumstances.

Minor League Keepers are listed at the bottom of this post. If it seems too good to be true that a young star is not yet drafted, check that list before making yourself look dumb.

Also, I listed the owners by first name for the most part, trying to stay away from Pun's House or other nicknames. The exceptions are Dallas (because we have Alan and Allen, and I'm the commissioner, so suck it), and Solly, who will always be Solly. The owners are:

Alan Capps--AA
Allen Clark--Dallas
Brian VanAlstyne--Dev, DevSop
Chad Aaron--Sharky
Fred Solomon--Solly
Irish Huddleston--Lou
Jennifer Solomon--The Better Solomon
Jim Enright--Army
Joe Troy--The Newest New Guy
John Coppinger--Metsradamus, Damas
Matt Bishop--Gimmick, Sparty
Mike Watson--TarHeel, Mikey

DRAFT ORDER
James
John
Joe (inheriting Chuck's team)
Allen (Dallas)
Alan
Matt (Choose 12/13)
Irish
Jennifer
Chad
Solly
Brian
Mikey


Round 1
1. James—Corbin Burnes (SP-MIL)
2. John—Yordan Alvarez (LF/DH-HOU)
3. Joe—Sandy Alcantara (SP-MIA)
4. Dallas—Manny Machado (3B-SD)
5. Alan—Rafael Devers (3B-BOS)
6. Irish—Marcus Semien (2B-TEX)
7. Jennifer—Nolan Arenado (3B-STL)
8. Chad—Shane Bieber (SP-CLE)
9. Solly—Justin Verlander (SP-NYM)
10. Brian—Max Scherzer (SP-NYM)
11. Mikey—Jose Altuve (2B-HOU)
12. Brian (from Matt, via Joe)—Paul Goldschmidt (1B-STL)

Round 2
13. Solly (from Matt)—Matt Olson (1B-ATL)
14. Mikey—Carlos Rodon (SP-NYY)
15. Brian —Edwin Diaz (RP-NYM)
16. Solly—Jacob deGrom (SP-TEX)
17. Chad—Francisco Lindor (SS-NYM)
18. Jennifer—Kyle Schwarber (LF-PHI)
19. Irish—Teoscar Hernandez (OF-SEA)
20. Alan—Daulton Varsho (C/OF-TOR)
21. Dallas—Dylan Cease (SP-CWS)
22. Joe—Kevin Gausman (SP-TOR)
23. John—Brandon Woodruff (SP-MIL)
24. James—Ozzie Albies (2B-ATL)

Round 3
25. James—Emmanuel Clase (RP-CLE)
26. John—Luis Castillo (SP-SEA)
27. Joe—JT Realmuto (C-PHI)
28. Dallas—Yu Darvish (SP-SD)
29. Alan—Josh Hader (RP-SD)
30. Matt—Max Fried (SP-ATL)
31. Irish—Tyler Glasnow (SP-TB)
32. Jennifer—Xander Bogaerts (SS-BOS)
33. Chad—Will Smith (C-LAD)
34. Solly—Devin Williams (RP-MIL)
35. Brian —Bryan Reynolds (CF-PIT)
36. Mikey—Ryan Pressly (RP-HOU)

Round 4
37. Mikey—Raisel Iglesias (RP-ATL)
38. John (from Brian)—Jordan Romano (RP-TOR)
39. Solly—Eloy Jimenez (LF-CHW)
40. Chad—Blake Snell (SP-SD)
41. Jennifer—Starling Marte (RF-NYM)
42. Irish—Kenley Jansen (RP-BOS)
43. Matt—Joe Musgrove (SP-SD)
44. Alan—Tyler O'Neill (LF/CF-STL)
45. Dallas—Carlos Correa (SS-MIN)
46. Brian (from Joe)—Felix Bautista (RP-BAL)
47. John—Jose Abreu (1B-HOU)
48. James—Luis Arraez (1B/2B-MIA)

Round 5
49. James—Pablo Lopez (SP-MIN)
50. John—Adolis Garcia (OF-TEX)
51. Chad (from Joe)—Ty France (1B-SEA)
52. Dallas—Ryan Helsley (RP-STL)
53. Alan—Jake McCarthy (CF/RF-ARI)
54. Matt—Tim Anderson (SS-CHW)
55. Irish—Salvador Perez (C-KC)
56. Jennifer—Camilo Doval (RP-SF)
57. Joe (from Chad)—Byron Buxton (OF-MIN)
58. Solly—Brandon Nimmo (CF-NYM)
59. Brian—Logan Gilbert (SP-SEA)
60. Mikey—Tommy Edman (2B/SS-STL)

Round 6
61. Mikey—Steven Kwan (LF/RF-CLE)
62. Chad (from Brian) —Anthony Santander (RF/LF/DH-BAL)
63. James (from Solly)—Yandy Diaz (3B-TB)
64. Chad—Nick Lodolo (SP-Cin)
65. Jennifer—Alejandro Kirk (C-TOR)
66. Irish—Nestor Cortes (SP-NYY)
67. Chad (from Matt, via Joe)—Jake Cronenworth (1B/2B-SD)
68. Alan—Amed Rosario (SS-CLE)
69. Dallas—Kris Bryant (LF-COL)
70. Joe—Lucas Giolito (SP-CWS)
71. John—Jeff McNeil (2B-NYM)
72. James—Jordan Montgomery (SP-STL)

Round 7
73. James—Masataka Yoshida (LF-BOS)
74. John—Eugenio Suarez (3B-SEA)
75. Joe—Taylor Ward (OF-LAA)
76. Dallas—Charlie Morton (SP-ATL)
77. Alan—Andres Munoz (RP-SEA)
78. Matt—Luis Severino (SP-NYY)
79. Irish—Willy Adames (SS-MIL)
80. Jennifer—Gleyber Torres (2B-NYY)
81. Brian (from Chad)—Vaughn Grissom (2B/SS-ATL)
82. Solly—Pete Fairbanks (RP-TB)
83. Brian —MJ Melendez (C/OF-KC)
84. Mikey—Kyle Wright (SP-ATL)

Round 8--Keeper Eligible Begins
85. Solly (from Mikey)—Bryce Harper (OF-PHI)
86. James (from Brian)—Chris Bassitt (SP-TOR)
87. Mikey (from Solly)—Seiya Suzuki (OF-CHC)
88. Chad—Clay Holmes (RP-NYY)
89. Mikey (from Jennifer)—Freddy Peralta (SP-MIL)
90. Irish—Scott Barlow (RP-KC)
91. Joe (from Matt)—Ryan Mountcastle (1B/OF-BAL)
92. Alan—Joey Meneses (1B/RF-WAS)
93. Dallas—Paul Sewald (RP-SEA)
94. James (from Joe)—Sean Murphy (C-ATL)
95. John—Ian Happ (OF-CHC)
96. James—David Bednar (RP-PIT)

Round 9
97. James—Josh Bell (1B/DH-CLE)
98. John—Evan Phillips (RP-LAD)
99. Irish (from Joe, via Chad, via Joe)—Andrew Vaughn (1B/OF-CWS)
100. Dallas—Brandon Lowe (2B-TB)
101. Alan—Jason Adam (RP-TB)
102. Joe (from Matt)—Jorge Polanco (2B-MIN)
103. Irish—Jhoan Duran (RP-MIN)
104. Jennifer—Daniel Bard (RP-COL)
105. Chad—Kendall Graveman (RP-CWS)
106. Solly—Clayton Kershaw (SP-LAD)
107. Chad (from Brian)—Christian Yelich (LF-MIL)
108. Mikey—A.J. Minter (RP-ATL)

Round 10
109. Mikey—Brandon Drury (IF-LAA)
110. Alan (from Brian)—Giovanny Gallegos (RP-STL)
111. Solly—Max Muncy (2B/3B-LAD)
112. Chad—Jose Berrios (SP-TOR)
113. Jennifer—Seth Brown (1B/OF-OAK)
114. Irish—Jeffrey Springs (SP-TB)
115. Matt—Nick Castellanos (OF-PHI)
116. Alan—Triston McKenzie (SP-CLE)
117. Dallas—Chris Sale (SP-BOS)
118. Dallas (from Joe)—JD Martinez (DH-LAD)
119. John—Patrick Sandoval (SP-LAA)
120. James—Merrill Kelly (SP-ARI)

Round 11
121. James—Jose Miranda (1B/3B-MIN)
122. John—Corey Seager (SS-TEX)
123. Joe—Garret Whitlock RP/SP-BOS)
124. Dallas—Giancarlo Stanton (RF-NYY)
125. Alan—Joe Ryan (SP-MIN)
126. Matt—Jesus Luzardo (SP-MIA)
127. Irish—Alex Lange (RP-DET)
128. Jennifer—Dave Robertson (RP-NYM)
129. Chad—Alex Verdugo (OF-BOS)
130. Solly—Hunter Renfroe (OF-LAA)
131. Brian —Jose LeClerc (RP-TEX)
132. Mikey—Rafael Montero (RP-HOU)

Round 12
133. Mikey—William Contreras (C-MIL)
134. Alan (from Brian, via Joe)—Nico Hoerner (SS-CHC)
135. Solly—Gerrit Cole (SP-NYY)-F2
136. Joe (from Chad)—Cody Bellinger (1B/OF-LAD)--13th round value, no pick
137. Jennifer—Drew Rasmussen (SP/RP-TB)
138. Irish—Ezequiel Tovar (SS-COL)
139. Matt—Riley Greene (CF-DET)
140. Alan—Jon Gray (SP-TEX)
141. Dallas—Lance Lynn (SP-CWS)
142. Alan (from Joe)—Andrew Benintendi (LF-CWS)
143. John—Alec Bohm (3B-PHI)
144. James—Austin Hays (LF/RF-BAL)

Round 13
145. James—Tyler Mahle (SP-MIN)
146. John—Oscar Gonzalez (RF-CLE)
147. Brian (from Joe)—Ke’Bryan Hayes (3B-PIT)
148. Dallas—Whit Merrifield (2B/RF-TOR)
149. Alan—Esteury Ruiz (OF-OAK)
150. Matt—Willson Contreras (C-STL)
151. Irish—Walker Buehler (SP-LAD)
152. Jennifer—Miles Mikolas (SP-STL)
153. Chad—Andrew Heaney (SP-TEX)
154. Brian (from Solly, via Chad)—Alex Cobb (SP-SF)
155. Dallas (from Brian)—Seranthony Dominguez (RP-PHI)
156. Mikey—Christian Javier (SP-HOU)

Round 14
157. Mikey—Michael Kopech (SP-CHW)
158. Chad (from Brian)—Jorge Lopez (RP-MIN)
159. Solly—Trea Turner (2B/SS-LAD)
160. Chad—Matt Chapman (3B-TOR)
161. Jennifer—Zach Wheeler (SP-PHI)
162. Dallas (from Irish)-Thairo Estrada (IF-SF)
163. Matt—Tyler Anderson (SP-LAA)
164. Alan—Sonny Gray (SP-MIN)
165. Dallas—Craig Kimbrel (RP-PHI)
166. Dallas (from Joe)—Cal Raleigh (C-SEA)
167. John—Reynaldo Lopez (RP-CWS)
168. James—Anthony Volpe (SS-NY)

Round 15
169. Brian (from James)—Miguel Vargas (IF-LAD)
170. John—Jarred Kelenic (OF-SEA)
171. Joe—Rhys Hoskins (1B-PHI)
172. Chad (from Dallas, via Brian)—Carlos Estevez (RP-LAA)
173. Brian (from Alan)—Hector Neris (RP-HOU)
174. Matt—Shohei Ohtani (DH/SP-LAA)
175. Irish—Mitch Haniger (OF-SF)
176. Jennifer—Jose Urquidy (SP-HOU)
177. Chad—Harrison Bader (CF-NYY)
178. Dallas (from Solly)—Juan Soto (OF-WAS)
179. Brian —Ronald Acuna (OF-ATL)
180. Joe (from Mikey)—Michael Brantley (LF/DH-HOU)

Round 16
181. Mikey—Nathan Eovaldi (SP-TEX)
182. Chad (from Brian)—Lane Thomas (CF-WAS)
183. Chad (from Solly)—Triston Casas (1B-BOS)
184. Chad—Brandon Hughes (RP-CHC
185. Jennifer—Cal Quantrill (SP-CLE)
186. Joe (from Irish)—David Peterson (RP/SP-NYM)
187. Matt—Vladimir Guerrero Jr (1B-TOR)
188. Alan—James Karinchak (RP-CLE)
189. Dallas—Dylan Floro (RP-MIA)
190. Joe—Ranger Suarez (SP-PHI)
191. Joe (from John)—Hunter Brown (SP-HOU)
192. James—Dylan Carlson (CF/RF-STL)

Round 17
193. James—Brusdar Graterol (RP-LAD)
194. John—Marcus Stroman (SP-CHC)
195. Joe—Oneil Cruz (SS-PIT)
196. Dallas—Javier Baez (SS-DET)
197. Alan—George Kirby (SP-SEA)
198. Matt—Ketel Marte (2B-ARI)
199. Irish—Hayden Wesnecki (SP-CHC)
200. Jennifer—Pete Alonso (1B-NYM)
201. Brian (from Chad)—Robert Suarez (RP-SD)
202. Solly—Jack Flaherty (SP-STL)
203. Brian —Bo Bichette (SS-TOR)
204. Mikey—Zac Gallen (SP-ARI)

Round 18
205. Mikey—Sean Manaea (SP-SF)
206. Brian —Logan O’Hoppe (C-LAA)
207. Solly—CJ Cron (1B-COL)
208. Brian (from Chad)—Kenta Maeda (SP-MIN)
209. Jennifer—Garrett Mitchell (CF-MIL)
210. Irish—DJ LeMahieu (1B/2B/3B-NYY)
211. Matt—Mike Clevinger (SP-CHW)
212. Alan—Bailey Ober (SP-MIN)
213. Dallas—Josh Rojas (IF-ARI) 
214. Chad (from Joe)—Robbie Ray (SP-SEA)
215. John—Brandon Crawford (SS-SF)
216. James—Taylor Rogers (RP-MIN)

Round 19
217. Chad (from James)—Brady Singer (SP-KC)
218. John—Cionel Perez (RP-BAL)
219. Joe—Daniel Hudson (RP-LAD)
220. Dallas—Luis Roberts (CF-CWS)
221. Joe (from Alan)—Austin Meadows (OF-DET)
222. Matt—Randy Arozarena (LF/RF/DH-TB)
223. Irish—Kyle Tucker (RF-HOU)
224. Jennifer—Nick Martinez (P-SD)
225. Joe (from Chad)—Jake Fraley (LF-CIN)
226. Solly—Reid Detmers (SP-LAA)
227. Joe (from Brian)—Fernando Tatis (SS/OF-SD)
228. Mikey—Wil Myers (1B/RF-CIN)

Round 20
229. Jennifer (from Mikey)—Brett Baty (3B-NYM)
230. Brian —Nolan Gorman (2B-STL)
231. Chad (from Solly)—Anthony Rendon (3B-LAA)
232. Chad—Luis Garcia (SP-HOU)--21st round value, no pick
233. Mikey (from Jennifer)—Erik Swanson (RP-TOR)
234. Irish—Justin Turner (3B/DH-BOS)
235. Matt—Anthony Rizzo (1B-NYY)
236. Alan—Bryan De La Cruz (OF-MIA)
237. Dallas—Lance McCullers (SP-HOU)
238. Dallas (from Joe)—
239. John—Adam Ottavino (RP-NYM)
240. James—Edward Cabrera (SP-MIA)

Round 21
241. James—Logan Webb (SP-SF)
242. John—Tylor Megill (SP-NYM)
243. Joe—AJ Puk (RP-MIA)
244. Dallas—
245. Alan—John Brebbia (RP-STL)
246. Matt—Cedric Mullins (OF-BAL)
247. Irish—Mark Canha (OF-NYM)
248. Jennifer—Alek Manoah (SP-TOR)
249. Brian (from Chad)—Justin Steele (SP-CHC)
250. Solly—Wander Franco (SS-TB)
251. Brian —Shane McLanahan (SP-ATL)
252. Mikey—Austin Riley (3B-ATL)

Round 22
253. Mikey—Taijuan Walker (SP-PHI)
254. Brian —Michael King (RP-NYY)
255. Solly—Mitch Keller (SP-PIT)
256. Chad—
257. Jennifer—Brendan Donovan (IF/OF-STL)
258. Irish—Tony Gonsolin (SP-LAD)
259. Matt—Eduardo Rodriguez (SP-DET)
260. Alan—Jesse Winker (LF-MIL)
261. Dallas—
262. Joe—Dustin May (SP-LAD)
263. John—Shane Baz (SP-TB)--24th round value
264. James—Jeremy Pena (SS-HOU)

Round 23
265. James—Nathaneil Lowe (1B-TEX)--24th round value
266. John—Adley Rutschman (C-BAL)--24th round value
267. Alan (from Joe)—Matt Carpenter (DH-SD)
268. Dallas—Alexis Diaz (SP-CIN)--24th round value
269. Alan—
270. Matt—Luis Urias (UT-MIL)
271. Irish—Brad Hand (RP-COL)
272. Jennifer—Mike Soroka (SP-ATL)
273. Chad—
274. Solly—Nick Gordon (OF-MIN)
275. Brian —Mark Vientos (3B-NYM)
276. Mikey—Jared Shuster (SP-ATL)

Round 24
277. Mikey—Mike Harris (OF-ATL)
278. Brian —Julio Rodriguez (OF-SEA)
279. Solly—Vinnie Pasquantino (1B-KC)
280. Chad—Martin Perez (SP-TEX)
281. Jennifer—Shintaro Fujinami (SP-OAK)
282. Irish—Bobby Witt Jr. (SS/3B-KC)
283. Matt—Zack Greinke (SP-KC))
284. Alan—Andres Gimenez (2B-CLE)
285. Dallas—Christian Walker (1B-ARI)
286. Alan (from Joe)—Spencer Strider (SP-ATL)
287. John—Spencer Torkelson (1B-DET)
288. James—Hunter Greene (SP-CIN)

Round 25
289. James—Isaac Paredes (UT-TB)
290. John—Shea Langeliers (C-OAK)
291. Joe—Jo Adell (OF-LAA)
292. Dallas—
293. Alan—
294. Matt—Clarke Schmidt (RP-NYY)
295. Irish—Jameson Taillon (SP-CHC)
296. Jennifer—Trevor Rogers (SP-MIA)
297. Chad—
298. Solly—John Schreiber (RP-BOS)
299. Brian —Dylan Dodd (SP-ATL)
300. Mikey—Trey Mancini (1B/LF-CHC)

Round 26
301. Mikey—Ha-Seong Kim (SS-SD)
302. Brian —Ryan Pepiot (SP-LAD)
303. Solly—Brooks Raley (RP-NYM)
304. Chad—
305. Jennifer—Bryson Stott (IF-PHI)
306. Irish—Andrew McCutchen (OF-PIT)
307. Matt—Michael Fulmer (RP-CHC)
308. Alan—
309. Dallas—
310. Joe—Zach Eflin (SP-TB)
311. John—Ronny Mauricio (SS-NYM)
312. James—

Round 27
313. James—
314. John—
315. Joe—Yonathan Daza (OF-COL)
316. Dallas—
317. Alan—
318. Solly (from Matt)—Jimmy Herget (RP-LAA)
319. Irish—Dylan Lee (RP-ATL)
320. Jennifer—Kevin Parada (C-NYM)
321. Chad—
322. Solly—Noah Syndergaard (SP-LAD)
323. Brian —
324. Mikey—

Supplemental
1S. Mikey—
2S. Brian —
3S. Solly—Drey Jameson (SP-ARI)
4S. Chad—
5S. Jennifer—
6S. Irish—
7S. Matt—Wilmer FLores (UTIL-SF)
8S. Alan—
9S. Dallas—
10S. Joe—Jared Walsh (1B-LAA)
11S. John—
12S. James—

13S. Solly—Tyler Soderstrom (C-OAK)
14S. Matt—MISSED PICK
15S. Matt—MISSED PICK
16S. Matt—MISSED PICK
17S. Matt—MISSED PICK


F1 KEEPERS
ALAN-Jazz Chisholm (2B-MIA)
BRIAN-Framber Valdez (SP-HOU)
CHAD-Dansby Swanson (SS-CHC)
DALLAS-Freddie Freeman (1B-LAD)
IRISH-George Springer (OF-TOR)
JIM-Mike Trout (OF-LAA)
JOE-Alex Bregman (SS/3B-HOU)
JOHN-Julio Urias (SP-LAD)
JENNIFER-Aaron Judge (OF-NYY)
MATT-Jose Ramirez (3B-CLE)
MIKE--Aaron Nola (SP-PHI)
SOLLY-Mookie Betts (CF/RF-LAD)

MINOR LEAGUERS
Adrian Del Castillo (C-ARI)
Andrew Painter (SP-PHI)
Asa Lacy (SP-KC)
Austin Martin (SS-TOR)
Brennan Davis (OF-CHC)
Cole Winn (SP-TEX)-AAA
Corbin Carroll (OF-ARI)
Daniel Espinosa (SP-CLE)
Diego Cartaya (C-LAD)
Drew Waters (OF-ATL)
Druw Jones (OF-ARI)
Elly De La Cruz (3B/SS-CIN)
Eury Perez (SP-MIA)
Forrest Whitley (SP-HOU)
Francisco Alvarez (C-NYM)
Gabriel Moreno (C-ARI)
Grayson Rodriguez (P-BAL)
Gannar Henderson (3B-BAL)
Gunnar Hoglund (SP-TOR)
Hans Crouse (SP-TEX)
Henry Davis (C-PIT)
Heston Kjerstad (OF-BAL)
Jack Leiter (SP-TEX)
Jackson Chourio (OF-MIL)
Jackson Holliday (SS-BAL)
Jackson Jobe (SP-DET)
Jaden Hill (SP-COL)
Jasson Dominguez (OF-TB)
Jay Groome (SP-BOS)
Jordan "The King" Lawlar (SS-ARI)
Jordan Walker (2B-STL)
Josh Jung (3B-TEX)
Julio Pablo Martínez (OF-TEX)
Kodai Senga (SP-NYM)
Kumar Rocker (SP-TEX)
Kyle Harrison (SP-SF)
Luis Campusano (C-SD)
Marcelo Mayer (SS-BOS)
Marco Luciano (SS-SF)
Matt McLain (SS-CIN)
Matthew Allen (SP-NYM)
Matthew Liberatore (P-STL)
Michael Busch (2B-LAD)
Noelvi Marte (SS-SEA)
Oscar Colas (SP/OF-CWS)
Oswald Peraza (SS-NYY)
Robert Hassell III (OF-SD)
Roki Sasaki (SP-JAP)
Royce Lewis (SS-MIN)
Termarr Johnson (SS-PIT)
Yoelqui Cespedes (OF-CWS)

[Army Dice Clay]

1. Corbin Burnes (SP - MIL)

[metstradamus]

2. Yordan Alvarez (LF/DH - HOU)

[joeoftroy]

3. Sandy Alcantara - SP MIA

[dallasfanforlife]

4. Manny Machado 3B -SD

[Attitude Adjuster]

5. Rafael Deavers (3B-BOS)

[Lou]

6. Marcus Semien (2B - TEX)

[Road Warrior Shark]

Feb 25, 2023 4:30:57 GMT -5 Lou said:

6. Marcus Semien (2B - TEX)

C.

R.

G.

.....and a pick I was considering making this round.

[The JS]

7. Nolan Arenado (3B - STL)

[Road Warrior Shark]

8. Shane Bieber (SP-Cle)

[The Jewish Cunthead]

9. Justin Verlander (SP-NYM)

[DevSop]

I’ll take the other half of the 1-2 punch.

10. Max Scherzer - SP - NYM

[Mikey]

11. Jose Altuve (2B-HOU)

[DevSop]

12. Paul Goldschmidt - 1B - StL

[The Jewish Cunthead]

13. Matt Olson (1B-ATL)

[Mikey]

FUUUUUUUUUUCK…

14. Carlos Rodon (SP-NYY)

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Feb 25, 2023 12:27:04 GMT -5 Mikey said:

FUUUUUUUUUUCK…

14. Carlos Rodon (SP-NYY)

AHHHHHHHH!

[DevSop]

15. Edwin Diaz - RP - NYM

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I just can’t pass on this upside any longer. 

16. Jacob deGrom (SP-TEX)

[Road Warrior Shark]

Feb 25, 2023 12:43:11 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

I just can’t pass on this upside any longer. 

16. Jacob deGrom (SP-TEX)

Was sitting here trying to talk myself out of making that pick here. So thanks. Unless he works out, then fuck off.

Another pick I will probably regret

17. Francisco Lindor (SS-NYM)

[The JS]

Feb 25, 2023 12:48:59 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

Feb 25, 2023 12:43:11 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

I just can’t pass on this upside any longer. 

16. Jacob deGrom (SP-TEX)

Was sitting here trying to talk myself out of making that pick here. So thanks. Unless he works out, then fuck off.

Another pick I will probably regret

17. Francisco Lindor (SS-NYM)

The unintentional comedy of “regretting” picking up an MVP candidate is off the charts. 

Let’s burn it all down with the next pick…

18. Kyle Schwarber (LF - PHI)

[Lou]

19. Teoscar Hernandez (OF - SEA)

[Attitude Adjuster]

20. Daulton Varsho (C/OF-TOR)

[dallasfanforlife]

21. Dylan Cease SP - CWS

[joeoftroy]

22. Kevin Gausman - SP TOR