Beginner's Guide To The Posters Of Pun's House
Mar 14, 2008 23:27:55 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Mar 14, 2008 23:27:55 GMT -5
For the newbies, this will fill you in on this cast of characters.
2Hot: Mincing creepy pedophile, Canadian
anglefan85: Big fan of Kurt Angle who was assumingly born in 1985, or he may actually be 85, its not really clear
angstboy (Brad): owns daddymonkeylives.com which is a site where he, borntorun, Lucky and ChrisIsGood jerk each other off live on streaming video
ArmyOfOne: Spends most of his time killing brown people for the government
atothej: real name: AJ, raging homosexual
Attitude Adjuster: Old. Like methuselah old
bc: not bd
bd: not blackdragon
Beer Baron: drunken ass who is loved by some
Big Don Antonio: may be mafia connected, likes sports and killing other guineas that don't pay up on time
Big Fat Goalie: Canadian pervert who loves Trish Stratus and has an incredible library of pornography
blackdragon: Really is black, not really a dragon. Totally not gay and will prove it by fucking your mom/sister/aunt/girlfriend/wife. Though sometimes daydreams about how masturbating while FF and/or boer watches.
blown spot: They say that cat Spot is a bad mother... SHUTCHO MOUTH!
bo_knows: Jew
Boer: aging pervert who likes tight old metal and tight young assholes
borntorun: Funnier than your mom. Fan of Bruce Springsteen, Billy Gunn, dolphins, Bea Arthur, and angstboy.
btrain87: His handle is really clever if you know his real name. I'm assuming he was born in 1987
Capellan: hung like a fuckin' bear
chretienbabacool: dirty and french, loves Rage Against The Machine
chrisisgood517: emo, works at an arcade or something like that
columbo: the real Peter Falk, our only celebrity poster
Concrete TG: A lady who dresses like Paul Heyman to go to wrestling shows and for sexual roleplay
Courtney: Waxes her box
creepyjackalopeeye: yes
denverbeachbum: shares blood with Figure Foreskin. Not to say they're related, which is just a coincidence, but they actually are a pair of roving vampiric nomads who aren't above splitting the living fluids of a transient that they've brutally subdued in an alley in a weird bonding ritual. Also likes the Broncos for some retarded fuckin' reason.
derfsucks: The process of: executing a handstand; masturbating during handstand; ejaculating in direction of mouth; regaining post orgasm senses and gracefully avoiding free-falling wad. A professional sport in parts of Oregon.
DevSop: Likes underage girls, I mean, we all do, but he actually acts on it. Not gay.
docx: Good at photoshop and probably not a real doctor
dragonmak: typo?
drboz: also not a real doctor
drmuerto: might be a real doctor
DudeLove721: Dude Love, his name is Dude Love baby, Dude Love, he is the king of cool. Only poster in Pun's House who is blinder than Moose.
dxb: I think "dxb" is a smiley, but I can't tell, is it supposed to be a spaceship or something?
Ecosystem: High Schooler who’s a republican, or he will be when he turns 18. He's been accepted to DeVry or some shitty college
EricOMac: *clink*
Figure Foreskin: the coolest poster in the history of posting, professional shit-pumper and queer with punkerhardcore
firebreakerchip: jobber from wcw in the 90's
firewoman: may or may not shave her box, unconfirmed
flea: moose's wife, surprisingly together for a person who chose to marry such a raging psychopath
fsolomon (Solly): Jew
Gatorbait: is not dead, has hot wife, LOVES pornography
G-B: not gatorbait
GeniusIQ: Jew
GimmickMan: Has one hot set of smoochable lips
gohabsgo: Another one of these filthy Canadians. The single biggest and most loyal Leafs fan on the planet.
gooker: not asian
goon: gooker’s equally not asian brother
gordusmaximus: taunts fat girls
GoVols: Big Georgia Bulldogs fan
Jeb: Former writer for Online Onslaught, rarely visits, but is beloved by all for his witty humor and tolerant attitude towards others
JMD: Jamaican Dollar, the currency of Jamaica
karmic: buddhist?
Krydor: Republican Raiders fan, universally loved
Loki: Norse God of mischief and gay robot sex
Lou: likes Texas Fuckbags baseball
Lori: pothead
Lucky: not mexican, likes the Yankees but is not as dumb as you'd assume knowing that fact. Loves stats like they were his mother.
matt: used to write for Online Onslaught back when it existed
metallikid (Chris Cole): works for disney, has hot wife
ModSquad004: Moderator from OO. Loves to tie his shoes. Ties a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree. Likes to wear ties.
Moosehead Jack: Has a lazy eye, likes the Phillies or the Tigers depending on who's record is better, runs OOWF
murgen: (mer-gen), n. , 1. A Punster whom has failed to make his presence known to the masses. 2. A poster who flies under the radar no matter how many posts he makes. 3. a newbie
Benito Mussolini: fascist Italian dictator
nOOb: been around WAY too long to have that name, wears cool hat made of foil to get his internet connection
OpTard: Jew
Outback Jack: Not australian, Older than AA, Tex, Methuselah, Earth and God.
Psychofish: Used to have mod powerz, now he doesn't, taunt him about this, he can't ban you or anything
Producehater: hates produce
Punisher: owns this board and owns all of us, he rules this board with a well-lubed iron fist, Punisher's cock is bigger than Moose's, but not as big as Thai's which is stereotype-shatteringly enormous
punkerhardcore: mexican, queer with Figure Foreskin, single greatest poster in the history of time
pyrofalkon: wad
rabbxt: Teenaged hottie who narcs people out over little nothings. He does very impressive flippy shit that we all enjoy watching. He wears thongs, but they're cute little thongs with multi-colored stars on them that we all love seeing him in. He watches porn videos of chicks shitting into each others' mouths. That's kind of nasty, but we would all totally make a video like that if we could be in it with him.
Riot Act: Not really rioting, he's just pretending
salmonjunkie (Thai): IS asian! Wannabe rock star. Giant penis.
Scotty: Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday
Seamus McNasty: Firewoman's husband, the only one who knows the answer to that box-shaving question
Sergei: minnesoooooootan
SG- Sega Genesis?
snelson66: the 66th and best snelson
Doc Magnus: also not a real doctor
Spinch: the substance Popeye eats to get strong
stormtrooper: actual nazi
stu: scottish, hates pizza
Tarheel Mike: wife left him for a dishwasher, but he's not bitter about it or anything, has the cutest daughter on the planet (there's no joke there, she's adorable), huge Duke basketball fan
texshark300: bowler, family man, schitzo in OOWF
TheDemko: Into Creepy S&M culture. He's a cuckold and is well know for his willingness to "service the bull."
The Dead: really alive, don't let him fool you
The Real Ryan: possibly dead
TommyD420: totally humble about his sports affiliations
Texas: old, gay, racist, republican, snuggly
wld: Moose's ass on the side
2Hot: Mincing creepy pedophile, Canadian
anglefan85: Big fan of Kurt Angle who was assumingly born in 1985, or he may actually be 85, its not really clear
angstboy (Brad): owns daddymonkeylives.com which is a site where he, borntorun, Lucky and ChrisIsGood jerk each other off live on streaming video
ArmyOfOne: Spends most of his time killing brown people for the government
atothej: real name: AJ, raging homosexual
Attitude Adjuster: Old. Like methuselah old
bc: not bd
bd: not blackdragon
Beer Baron: drunken ass who is loved by some
Big Don Antonio: may be mafia connected, likes sports and killing other guineas that don't pay up on time
Big Fat Goalie: Canadian pervert who loves Trish Stratus and has an incredible library of pornography
blackdragon: Really is black, not really a dragon. Totally not gay and will prove it by fucking your mom/sister/aunt/girlfriend/wife. Though sometimes daydreams about how masturbating while FF and/or boer watches.
blown spot: They say that cat Spot is a bad mother... SHUTCHO MOUTH!
bo_knows: Jew
Boer: aging pervert who likes tight old metal and tight young assholes
borntorun: Funnier than your mom. Fan of Bruce Springsteen, Billy Gunn, dolphins, Bea Arthur, and angstboy.
btrain87: His handle is really clever if you know his real name. I'm assuming he was born in 1987
Capellan: hung like a fuckin' bear
chretienbabacool: dirty and french, loves Rage Against The Machine
chrisisgood517: emo, works at an arcade or something like that
columbo: the real Peter Falk, our only celebrity poster
Concrete TG: A lady who dresses like Paul Heyman to go to wrestling shows and for sexual roleplay
Courtney: Waxes her box
creepyjackalopeeye: yes
denverbeachbum: shares blood with Figure Foreskin. Not to say they're related, which is just a coincidence, but they actually are a pair of roving vampiric nomads who aren't above splitting the living fluids of a transient that they've brutally subdued in an alley in a weird bonding ritual. Also likes the Broncos for some retarded fuckin' reason.
derfsucks: The process of: executing a handstand; masturbating during handstand; ejaculating in direction of mouth; regaining post orgasm senses and gracefully avoiding free-falling wad. A professional sport in parts of Oregon.
DevSop: Likes underage girls, I mean, we all do, but he actually acts on it. Not gay.
docx: Good at photoshop and probably not a real doctor
dragonmak: typo?
drboz: also not a real doctor
drmuerto: might be a real doctor
DudeLove721: Dude Love, his name is Dude Love baby, Dude Love, he is the king of cool. Only poster in Pun's House who is blinder than Moose.
dxb: I think "dxb" is a smiley, but I can't tell, is it supposed to be a spaceship or something?
Ecosystem: High Schooler who’s a republican, or he will be when he turns 18. He's been accepted to DeVry or some shitty college
EricOMac: *clink*
Figure Foreskin: the coolest poster in the history of posting, professional shit-pumper and queer with punkerhardcore
firebreakerchip: jobber from wcw in the 90's
firewoman: may or may not shave her box, unconfirmed
flea: moose's wife, surprisingly together for a person who chose to marry such a raging psychopath
fsolomon (Solly): Jew
Gatorbait: is not dead, has hot wife, LOVES pornography
G-B: not gatorbait
GeniusIQ: Jew
GimmickMan: Has one hot set of smoochable lips
gohabsgo: Another one of these filthy Canadians. The single biggest and most loyal Leafs fan on the planet.
gooker: not asian
goon: gooker’s equally not asian brother
gordusmaximus: taunts fat girls
GoVols: Big Georgia Bulldogs fan
Jeb: Former writer for Online Onslaught, rarely visits, but is beloved by all for his witty humor and tolerant attitude towards others
JMD: Jamaican Dollar, the currency of Jamaica
karmic: buddhist?
Krydor: Republican Raiders fan, universally loved
Loki: Norse God of mischief and gay robot sex
Lou: likes Texas Fuckbags baseball
Lori: pothead
Lucky: not mexican, likes the Yankees but is not as dumb as you'd assume knowing that fact. Loves stats like they were his mother.
matt: used to write for Online Onslaught back when it existed
metallikid (Chris Cole): works for disney, has hot wife
ModSquad004: Moderator from OO. Loves to tie his shoes. Ties a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree. Likes to wear ties.
Moosehead Jack: Has a lazy eye, likes the Phillies or the Tigers depending on who's record is better, runs OOWF
murgen: (mer-gen), n. , 1. A Punster whom has failed to make his presence known to the masses. 2. A poster who flies under the radar no matter how many posts he makes. 3. a newbie
Benito Mussolini: fascist Italian dictator
nOOb: been around WAY too long to have that name, wears cool hat made of foil to get his internet connection
OpTard: Jew
Outback Jack: Not australian, Older than AA, Tex, Methuselah, Earth and God.
Psychofish: Used to have mod powerz, now he doesn't, taunt him about this, he can't ban you or anything
Producehater: hates produce
Punisher: owns this board and owns all of us, he rules this board with a well-lubed iron fist, Punisher's cock is bigger than Moose's, but not as big as Thai's which is stereotype-shatteringly enormous
punkerhardcore: mexican, queer with Figure Foreskin, single greatest poster in the history of time
pyrofalkon: wad
rabbxt: Teenaged hottie who narcs people out over little nothings. He does very impressive flippy shit that we all enjoy watching. He wears thongs, but they're cute little thongs with multi-colored stars on them that we all love seeing him in. He watches porn videos of chicks shitting into each others' mouths. That's kind of nasty, but we would all totally make a video like that if we could be in it with him.
Riot Act: Not really rioting, he's just pretending
salmonjunkie (Thai): IS asian! Wannabe rock star. Giant penis.
Scotty: Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday
Seamus McNasty: Firewoman's husband, the only one who knows the answer to that box-shaving question
Sergei: minnesoooooootan
SG- Sega Genesis?
snelson66: the 66th and best snelson
Doc Magnus: also not a real doctor
Spinch: the substance Popeye eats to get strong
stormtrooper: actual nazi
stu: scottish, hates pizza
Tarheel Mike: wife left him for a dishwasher, but he's not bitter about it or anything, has the cutest daughter on the planet (there's no joke there, she's adorable), huge Duke basketball fan
texshark300: bowler, family man, schitzo in OOWF
TheDemko: Into Creepy S&M culture. He's a cuckold and is well know for his willingness to "service the bull."
The Dead: really alive, don't let him fool you
The Real Ryan: possibly dead
TommyD420: totally humble about his sports affiliations
Texas: old, gay, racist, republican, snuggly
wld: Moose's ass on the side