Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Mar 8, 2007 22:02:13 GMT -5
mooseheadjack said:
Someone hunt down Kid and kick him!
When does everyone leave, the 11th? We could get this draft done by then, 5 rounds in 3 days, we could do that. Nothing is over!
Army: Draft's over, man. The 11th is coming, man. Moose: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Lopez drafted FLB? Hell no! Solly: FLB? Mike: Forget it, he's rolling. Moose: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] Moose: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] Moose: What the fuck happened to the Fantasy drafters I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to have an all night draft Moose, some of us have jobs and lives." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Victorino, he's the next pick! Sosa? Next! Christian Guzman... Solly: Twenty First Round! Moose is right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could drag the draft out one pick at a time but that could take years and cost most of our marriages. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on our part. Moose: We're just the guys to do it. AA: Let's do it. Moose: LET'S DO IT!
"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge
"and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose
"But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps