Moose's response to Dev calling him a bandwagoner. (And I just had to post it, because since it's from Staff Housing, not everyone has seen it yet.)
but see, that's funny because you accuse me of being a bandwagoner and I accuse you of being a moron Mets fan. We laugh, we joke, we secretly want each other to choke on our own vomit in a cheap hotel room after a night of questionably legal, and certainly morally wrong sex with people who may, or may not, be legal residents of the United States.