[The Jewish Cunthead]

This is during the 1st at-bat for Bonds:

MooseheadJack13 (6:05:14 PM): FUCK BONDS
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:17 PM): FUCK HIM IN THE ASS
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:21 PM): COCKSUCKER
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:23 PM): CHEATER
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:24 PM): BOOOO
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:27 PM): FUCK YOU BONDS
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:35 PM): I HOPE YOU GET FOOT HERPES
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:47 PM): I HOPE YOU GET SCOLIOSIS OF THE COCK
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:49 PM): BOOOO
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:51 PM): YOU SUCK
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:53 PM): CHEATER
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:55 PM): ROID MONKEY
MooseheadJack13 (6:05:58 PM): COCK SUCKER
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:01 PM): BOOO
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:04 PM): fuck Reyes too
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:09 PM): BONDS SUCKS
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:19 PM): BOOOOOOO BARROID BARROID BARROID
MightyDerf86 (6:06:26 PM): hey, did you know Bonds is up?
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:34 PM): STIKE OUT
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:36 PM): YOU SUCK
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:40 PM): JUICE MONKEY
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:51 PM): I CAN'T SEE THE OUTFIELD PAST YOUR HEAD
MooseheadJack13 (6:06:55 PM): CHEATING FUCK
MooseheadJack13 (6:07:03 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHA POP UP
MooseheadJack13 (6:07:13 PM): THIS ONE DIDN'T HAVE THE DISTANCE REXIE
MooseheadJack13 (6:07:16 PM): YOU SUCK!
MooseheadJack13 (6:07:20 PM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN

[Mikey]

MooseheadJack13 (8:53:54 PM): PISS OFF COCKSPANK
MooseheadJack13 (8:53:58 PM): STOP TALKING
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:01 PM): NO ONE CARES
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:05 PM): CHOKE ON YOUR TONGUE
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:09 PM): KISS MY ASS
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:11 PM): YOU SUCK
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:14 PM): CHEATING FUCKWIT
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:18 PM): YOU GOT NOTHING
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:21 PM): AND LIKED IT
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:28 PM): YOUR JOB IS TO SUCK MY BALLS
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:41 PM): I HOPE THE HALL OF FAME BEATS YOUR ASS
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:45 PM): THE HALL ITSELF
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:51 PM): YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:54 PM): NO ONE LIKES YOU
MooseheadJack13 (8:54:57 PM): GO DIE SOMEWHERE
MooseheadJack13 (8:55:05 PM): THEY HATED YOU IN THE BOY SCOUTS TOO
MooseheadJack13 (8:55:15 PM): THEY NEED A BEAT BARRY BONDS ASS MERIT BADGE

[The Jewish Cunthead]

....and here's the 2nd:

MooseheadJack13 (6:42:55 PM): BOOOO
MooseheadJack13 (6:42:58 PM): FUCK YOU BONDS
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:01 PM): SCREW YOU
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:04 PM): CHEATING BASTARD
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:06 PM): GO TO HELL
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:17 PM): I HOPE YOU GET GINGIVITIS OF THE TOE NAILS
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:21 PM): BREAK YOUR HIP
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:24 PM): FUCK OFF
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:27 PM): I HATE YOU
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:28 PM): BOOOOOO
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:31 PM): ROID MONKEY
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:37 PM): KISS ME ASS YOU CHEATING BASTARD
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:48 PM): I HOPE HANK USES YOUR HEAD FOR A BOWLING BALL
MooseheadJack13 (6:43:52 PM): YOU SUCK
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:06 PM): I HOPE THE GHOST OF BABE RUTH SKULLFUCKS YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:12 PM): THEN VIOLATES YOU
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:18 PM): WITH A SPLINTERED BAT
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:22 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAHHA
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:26 PM): YOU FUCKING SUCK
MooseheadJack13 (6:44:30 PM): GO DIE PRICK

[Loki]

Just saw this. Priceless.

Even better? Moose's reaction when Barry passes Hank. Make sure to get that one for us.

[Pun]

How did I not see this before?

Classic, Moose. Just classic.