[Pun]

A great exchange between Moose and Solly after the Braves inexplicable comeback over the Phillies yesterday:

MooseheadJack13 (1:53:47 PM): well we might have just blown the season
MooseheadJack13 (1:54:21 PM): fucking sickening
MightyDerf86 (1:55:51 PM): we as in?
MooseheadJack13 (1:55:58 PM): Phillies
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:00 PM): and shut it
MightyDerf86 (1:56:18 PM): up 8-6 right?
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:28 PM): up 8 to fucking 2
MightyDerf86 (1:56:36 PM): so you're winning
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:36 PM): or 8-3
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:38 PM): whatever
MightyDerf86 (1:56:38 PM): shut up
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:47 PM): shut up
MightyDerf86 (1:56:54 PM): you shut up
MightyDerf86 (1:56:57 PM): stupid
MooseheadJack13 (1:57:00 PM): I hope Vick mistakes Gordon for a dog
MightyDerf86 (1:57:01 PM): a win is a win
MooseheadJack13 (1:57:14 PM): look at the scoreboard fucko
MightyDerf86 (1:57:28 PM): I did
MightyDerf86 (1:57:32 PM): 8-6 says Yahoo
MooseheadJack13 (1:57:37 PM): Yahoo is full of shit
MightyDerf86 (1:58:04 PM): 9-8!
MightyDerf86 (1:58:06 PM): YES
MightyDerf86 (1:58:06 PM): YES
MightyDerf86 (1:58:07 PM): YES
MooseheadJack13 (1:58:14 PM): shut up
MooseheadJack13 (1:58:22 PM): I hope Gordon and Cholly get hit by a fucking bus
MightyDerf86 (1:58:42 PM): That was my Willie Mays Hayes reference
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:21 PM): the Mets didn't hit but two balls out of the infield in the 8th and 9th and fucking rallied
MightyDerf86 (1:59:21 PM): up 5-0 and 8-2
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:28 PM): not the Mets
MightyDerf86 (1:59:30 PM): the Braves too
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:32 PM): the fucking Braves
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:35 PM): fuck them both
MightyDerf86 (1:59:41 PM): what a great comeback
MightyDerf86 (1:59:47 PM): did they do the chop?
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:54 PM): and fuck Manuel for bringing Gordon in again
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:57 PM): i am leaving now
MightyDerf86 (1:59:58 PM): OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOO. OOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOO
MooseheadJack13 (2:00:02 PM): you can die
MightyDerf86 (2:00:24 PM): a chance to bury the Braves and get within 4
MightyDerf86 (2:00:27 PM): AND YOU BLEW IT
MooseheadJack13 (2:00:30 PM): yep
MooseheadJack13 (2:00:32 PM): and fuck off
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:18 PM): ok I'm back
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:26 PM): i am so irritated even NSIMA isn't helping
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:29 PM): WORST
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:30 PM): LOSS
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:31 PM): EVAR
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:46 PM): I am more pissed about this one than I have
been for any all season long
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:56 PM): if we miss the playoffs, this right here is
the g@me that ended it
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:59 PM): fucking Braves
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:05 PM): oh, and you're welcome Mets
MightyDerf86 (2:13:07 PM): to be fair, you really haven't followed the Phils
most of the year
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:12 PM): Cholly should send you a fucking fruit basket
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:19 PM): shut up
MightyDerf86 (2:13:33 PM): at least it wasn't an important g@me in September
MightyDerf86 (2:13:35 PM): Oh.
MightyDerf86 (2:13:36 PM): Sorry.
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:50 PM): yes I know, we should be more like the Mets
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:58 PM): they wait till October to lose their important
g@mes
MightyDerf86 (2:14:25 PM): do you even know what October is? Should I draw
ya a picture?
MooseheadJack13 (2:14:39 PM): I got a picture for ya
MightyDerf86 (2:15:12 PM): OK seriously, I obviously wasn't able to watch
the g@me... when Myers started imploding, did they do the chop?
MooseheadJack13 (2:15:28 PM): i wasn't paying attention to the stupid fans
MooseheadJack13 (2:15:36 PM): I was trying to keep from breaking something
MightyDerf86 (2:15:45 PM): and it was on tv... how nice for you!
MooseheadJack13 (2:15:53 PM): yeah lucky me
MightyDerf86 (2:16:15 PM): ok where's the rant?
MightyDerf86 (2:16:21 PM): I did one last Thursday, where's yours?
MooseheadJack13 (2:16:27 PM): too soon
MooseheadJack13 (2:16:35 PM): I can't even form a sentence right now
MooseheadJack13 (2:16:47 PM): and the Braves are the luckiest fucking team
alive
MightyDerf86 (2:16:47 PM): yeah well that's nothing new
MooseheadJack13 (2:17:08 PM): seriously, they scored like three runs and
didn't hit the ball out of the infield
MightyDerf86 (2:17:25 PM): well no, they were too busy being walked with the
bases loaded
MightyDerf86 (2:17:33 PM): I think maybe it's time you focused on the WC
MooseheadJack13 (2:17:41 PM): WAWTD
MightyDerf86 (2:17:50 PM): not unless you're a Mets fan
MightyDerf86 (2:17:57 PM): sing it with me
MooseheadJack13 (2:17:59 PM): don't even say it
MightyDerf86 (2:18:03 PM): Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets
MightyDerf86 (2:18:05 PM): your turn
MightyDerf86 (2:18:13 PM): CMON JIMMY!
MooseheadJack13 (2:18:27 PM): Joo, teh Joo, Kill teh Joo
MightyDerf86 (2:18:32 PM): HA!
MightyDerf86 (2:18:50 PM): very close
MooseheadJack13 (2:20:40 PM): fuck
MooseheadJack13 (2:20:56 PM): Cholly pulls his shit again
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:03 PM): Romero for 2 hitters
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:07 PM): bring in someone else
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:18 PM): then go to Gordon for the third straight day
MightyDerf86 (2:21:29 PM): he's a spry 43, he can handle it
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:31 PM): then panic and hope Myers gets a 5 out save
MightyDerf86 (2:21:41 PM): Romero should have gone two innings, not two
batters
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:50 PM): rush Myers into the g@me so he looks like shit
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:51 PM): ugh
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:57 PM): just fucking horrible
MightyDerf86 (2:22:19 PM): I'd hate to be Mrs. Myers walking the Atlanta
streets
MooseheadJack13 (2:22:21 PM): does it say somewhere that a rightie cannot
get a rightie out? Or whatever the fuck the matchup is?
MightyDerf86 (2:22:34 PM): although she would be the only strike he throws
all day
MooseheadJack13 (2:22:39 PM): Mrs. Myers better know her role and stay in
the kitchen making pot pies all night
MooseheadJack13 (2:22:46 PM): he'd probably miss that too
MightyDerf86 (2:22:58 PM): Ball four[/Crash]