Moose on the Mets
Sept 23, 2007 21:50:32 GMT -5
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Sept 23, 2007 21:50:32 GMT -5
MooseheadJack13 (7:31:42 PM): all your teams suck
MooseheadJack13 (7:31:45 PM): especially the Mets
MooseheadJack13 (7:32:13 PM): "hey lookit me! I am the Mets manager! My team is playing like shit! I think I'll just sit here and do nothing!"
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:14 PM): I hope Wright Schu gets scoliosis of the cock
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:20 PM):which means Omar will have it too
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:28 PM):and I hope Shea burns to the ground
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:37 PM): and the Yankees kick the Mets out of New York
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:58 PM):and the only place they can play is on a restored Veterans Stadium in Hoboken New Jersey
MooseheadJack13 (7:34:19 PM): and then they have to change the name to the Hoboken We Fucking Suck
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:03 PM):and no one goes to see them
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:13 PM):and they make the Marlins look like a popular team
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:29 PM):and then they relocate them again
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:34 PM): but no one knows to where
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:37 PM): and no one cares
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:45 PM):and people mistake them for vagrants anyway
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:59 PM): and the only way they can survive is the same way they survive now
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:10 PM): by having Birdchest turn tricks at local truck stops
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:17 PM): and funeral parlors
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:25 PM): where Willie is the body double for a corpse
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:34 PM): and then Monkey fucks it
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:44 PM): cause thats the only way he can get off
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:55 PM): "ooooh willie just lie real still and take it"
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:08 PM): and the growth on his fucking head talks to him
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:16 PM): like Chris Griffin's zit
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:24 PM): "don't swing you dumb bastard!"
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:33 PM): "No way this kid can throw a strike!"
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:34 PM): oops
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:48 PM): looks like the only way you can save face now is to piss yourself
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:00 PM): and you can't even do THAT right you dumb son of a bitch
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:28 PM): seriously, the Mets are worthless
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:42 PM): they took their colors from the teams that left
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:50 PM): they ripped their name off from a old team
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:59 PM): they are only there because the other real teams left
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:11 PM): I mean really that is just sad
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:24 PM): and that stupid apple, holy christ that is the best you can do in 40 years?
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:33 PM): you couldn't even get kitsch right
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:45 PM): and you never FINISHED THE FUCKING STADIUM!
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:59 PM): the architect conversation must have gone like this
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:16 PM): "hey, we need to close this section in, who the fuck uses a horseshoe in baseball?
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:30 PM): Nah, leave it open, that way you can see the scenic view
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:42 PM): dude, seriously, we are in New York, there are no scenic views
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:04 PM): they can watch the airplanes take off then, after all, we ARE spitting distance from one of the worlds busiest airports!
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:14 PM): Yeah, why the fuck would someone do that?
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:30 PM): Well, after watching these shit heads play, wouldn't you want to get on a plane right away?
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:32 PM): good point!
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:42 PM): plus, the noise keeps some of the rats out of the seats
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:45 PM): but not many
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:57 PM): you could burn this place to the ground and still not get rid of all the rats
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:00 PM): can we try that?
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:06 PM): no, the Mets seem to like it here
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:07 PM): why?
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:21 PM): they are all borderline retarded, that's like asking a baboon why his ass is red
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:25 PM): good point
MooseheadJack13 (7:31:45 PM): especially the Mets
MooseheadJack13 (7:32:13 PM): "hey lookit me! I am the Mets manager! My team is playing like shit! I think I'll just sit here and do nothing!"
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:14 PM): I hope Wright Schu gets scoliosis of the cock
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:20 PM):which means Omar will have it too
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:28 PM):and I hope Shea burns to the ground
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:37 PM): and the Yankees kick the Mets out of New York
MooseheadJack13 (7:33:58 PM):and the only place they can play is on a restored Veterans Stadium in Hoboken New Jersey
MooseheadJack13 (7:34:19 PM): and then they have to change the name to the Hoboken We Fucking Suck
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:03 PM):and no one goes to see them
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:13 PM):and they make the Marlins look like a popular team
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:29 PM):and then they relocate them again
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:34 PM): but no one knows to where
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:37 PM): and no one cares
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:45 PM):and people mistake them for vagrants anyway
MooseheadJack13 (7:35:59 PM): and the only way they can survive is the same way they survive now
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:10 PM): by having Birdchest turn tricks at local truck stops
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:17 PM): and funeral parlors
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:25 PM): where Willie is the body double for a corpse
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:34 PM): and then Monkey fucks it
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:44 PM): cause thats the only way he can get off
MooseheadJack13 (7:36:55 PM): "ooooh willie just lie real still and take it"
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:08 PM): and the growth on his fucking head talks to him
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:16 PM): like Chris Griffin's zit
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:24 PM): "don't swing you dumb bastard!"
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:33 PM): "No way this kid can throw a strike!"
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:34 PM): oops
MooseheadJack13 (7:37:48 PM): looks like the only way you can save face now is to piss yourself
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:00 PM): and you can't even do THAT right you dumb son of a bitch
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:28 PM): seriously, the Mets are worthless
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:42 PM): they took their colors from the teams that left
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:50 PM): they ripped their name off from a old team
MooseheadJack13 (7:38:59 PM): they are only there because the other real teams left
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:11 PM): I mean really that is just sad
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:24 PM): and that stupid apple, holy christ that is the best you can do in 40 years?
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:33 PM): you couldn't even get kitsch right
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:45 PM): and you never FINISHED THE FUCKING STADIUM!
MooseheadJack13 (7:39:59 PM): the architect conversation must have gone like this
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:16 PM): "hey, we need to close this section in, who the fuck uses a horseshoe in baseball?
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:30 PM): Nah, leave it open, that way you can see the scenic view
MooseheadJack13 (7:40:42 PM): dude, seriously, we are in New York, there are no scenic views
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:04 PM): they can watch the airplanes take off then, after all, we ARE spitting distance from one of the worlds busiest airports!
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:14 PM): Yeah, why the fuck would someone do that?
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:30 PM): Well, after watching these shit heads play, wouldn't you want to get on a plane right away?
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:32 PM): good point!
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:42 PM): plus, the noise keeps some of the rats out of the seats
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:45 PM): but not many
MooseheadJack13 (7:41:57 PM): you could burn this place to the ground and still not get rid of all the rats
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:00 PM): can we try that?
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:06 PM): no, the Mets seem to like it here
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:07 PM): why?
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:21 PM): they are all borderline retarded, that's like asking a baboon why his ass is red
MooseheadJack13 (7:42:25 PM): good point