Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Oct 1, 2007 12:56:53 GMT -5
Moose was kind enough to IM me his new song:
Willie the Wimpy
Hey folks heres the story bout Willy the Wimpy He was a manager who did things simply He had a team that just could not fail But Willie built the coffin, gave the Phillies the nail
He brought in a reliever they all called Mota He was a pitcher, well kinda sorta He threw the ball, then spun around Pat the Bat took that pitch way down town
Willie spent his days just a playoff dreamin’ He forgot he had nothing for the later inning His offense rolled like a wagon with a broken wheel Guys runnin’ through signs just so they could steal
The Mets were built to win, they had the horses picked to finish first by several sources Spent millions of dollars to win today Willie the Wimpy stood still and pissed it all away