Moose vs. comics
Oct 11, 2007 15:18:38 GMT -5
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Oct 11, 2007 15:18:38 GMT -5
MooseheadJack13 (10:19:32 AM): you know, these comic book dorks are getting on my last nerve
MightyDerf86 (10:19:40 AM): YES!
MightyDerf86 (10:20:01 AM): OMG TEH BATMAN IS TEH RULZ LOLOZ~!111
MooseheadJack13 (10:20:16 AM): Justice League is tied with Oz
MooseheadJack13 (10:20:19 AM): no fucking way
MightyDerf86 (10:20:38 AM): who can't get behind prison rape?
MooseheadJack13 (10:22:07 AM): exactly
MooseheadJack13 (10:22:32 AM): "cartoons can't be dramatic?"
MooseheadJack13 (10:22:38 AM): no, because they are fucking cartoons
MightyDerf86 (10:22:47 AM): they're fucking cartoons!
MightyDerf86 (10:22:52 AM): there's no emotion
MooseheadJack13 (10:23:42 AM): even though Oz takes GREAT liberties, it is still grounded in reality, this is a fucking cartoon
MooseheadJack13 (10:23:53 AM): can a cartoon even BE grounded in reality?
MooseheadJack13 (10:24:01 AM): never mind that it is a bunch of fucking super heroes
MooseheadJack13 (10:24:06 AM): which don't exist
MooseheadJack13 (10:24:49 AM): a lawyer who went to jail for vehicular manslaughter vs. some nutjob that runs around in spandex fighting crime
MooseheadJack13 (10:25:12 AM): really? spandex? that helps fight crime more than fucking pants?
MightyDerf86 (10:25:19 AM): HA!!
MightyDerf86 (10:25:40 AM): you need to post this
MooseheadJack13 (10:25:59 AM): why so the comic book nerds can tell me how I don't understand it?
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:02 AM): they're right
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:03 AM): I don't
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:11 AM): because I don't fucking want to
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:13 AM): I don't care
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:19 AM): its all made up bullshit
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:43 AM): the only reality in comic book shit are the emotions that are given to them, there is no other reality to them
MightyDerf86 (10:27:27 AM): you mean "SHAZZAM!" and "OOOF" aren't emotions?
MooseheadJack13 (10:27:44 AM): Batman falls off the roof, and the other super heroes feel bad for him, why? he is a fucking super hero and he will be up and around in a minute
MooseheadJack13 (10:27:55 AM): when you are indestructable, what fucking emotions do you need?
MooseheadJack13 (10:28:14 AM): Superman got a hangnail, the poor, oh wait, he can get shot and it bounces off his chest, fuck him
MooseheadJack13 (10:28:30 AM): compared to, this guy who just got locked up got gangraped in the shower
MooseheadJack13 (10:29:07 AM): gee, which one is going to be more dramatic? and evoke more emotion? forced rape, or a superhero who is having a bad fucking day and let some asinine villian that could never exist in the first place get away
MightyDerf86 (10:29:20 AM): and what's more impressive, some guy receiving a Cleveland Steamer or X-Ray Vision?
MooseheadJack13 (10:29:45 AM): well x-ray vision would be more impressive, but can that happen, no it can not
MooseheadJack13 (10:30:01 AM): so in summation, fuck comic books
MightyDerf86 (10:30:57 AM): excellent
MightyDerf86 (10:31:05 AM): I think I should post that somewhere
MooseheadJack13 (10:31:48 AM): feh, all its going to do is set them off
MightyDerf86 (10:32:20 AM): that's the whole point
MightyDerf86 (10:32:33 AM): "No Moose, you don't understand... the Green Latern is a tortured soul!"
MightyDerf86 (10:32:40 AM): Lantern too
MightyDerf86 (10:32:41 AM): fuck off
MooseheadJack13 (10:32:55 AM): did the green latern get beat down by the Aryans?
MooseheadJack13 (10:33:02 AM): no he did not
MooseheadJack13 (10:33:08 AM): so what the fuck is he so tortured about
MooseheadJack13 (10:33:20 AM): never mind that super heroes are not real so it doesn't matter anyway
MooseheadJack13 (10:34:50 AM): that's like me analyzing Bugs Bunny and saying he is a tortured soul, the fact that he cross dresses and kisses men proves that he came from a dysfunctional family, and the fact that he is so hyper leads one to believe that he sufferes from ADD. The fact that he is persecuted by Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam makes him a tortured soul and adds drama to the cartoons
MooseheadJack13 (10:34:54 AM): no it fucking doesn't
MightyDerf86 (10:35:30 AM): HAHAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (10:35:32 AM): THAT WAS AWESOME!
MightyDerf86 (10:19:40 AM): YES!
MightyDerf86 (10:20:01 AM): OMG TEH BATMAN IS TEH RULZ LOLOZ~!111
MooseheadJack13 (10:20:16 AM): Justice League is tied with Oz
MooseheadJack13 (10:20:19 AM): no fucking way
MightyDerf86 (10:20:38 AM): who can't get behind prison rape?
MooseheadJack13 (10:22:07 AM): exactly
MooseheadJack13 (10:22:32 AM): "cartoons can't be dramatic?"
MooseheadJack13 (10:22:38 AM): no, because they are fucking cartoons
MightyDerf86 (10:22:47 AM): they're fucking cartoons!
MightyDerf86 (10:22:52 AM): there's no emotion
MooseheadJack13 (10:23:42 AM): even though Oz takes GREAT liberties, it is still grounded in reality, this is a fucking cartoon
MooseheadJack13 (10:23:53 AM): can a cartoon even BE grounded in reality?
MooseheadJack13 (10:24:01 AM): never mind that it is a bunch of fucking super heroes
MooseheadJack13 (10:24:06 AM): which don't exist
MooseheadJack13 (10:24:49 AM): a lawyer who went to jail for vehicular manslaughter vs. some nutjob that runs around in spandex fighting crime
MooseheadJack13 (10:25:12 AM): really? spandex? that helps fight crime more than fucking pants?
MightyDerf86 (10:25:19 AM): HA!!
MightyDerf86 (10:25:40 AM): you need to post this
MooseheadJack13 (10:25:59 AM): why so the comic book nerds can tell me how I don't understand it?
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:02 AM): they're right
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:03 AM): I don't
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:11 AM): because I don't fucking want to
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:13 AM): I don't care
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:19 AM): its all made up bullshit
MooseheadJack13 (10:26:43 AM): the only reality in comic book shit are the emotions that are given to them, there is no other reality to them
MightyDerf86 (10:27:27 AM): you mean "SHAZZAM!" and "OOOF" aren't emotions?
MooseheadJack13 (10:27:44 AM): Batman falls off the roof, and the other super heroes feel bad for him, why? he is a fucking super hero and he will be up and around in a minute
MooseheadJack13 (10:27:55 AM): when you are indestructable, what fucking emotions do you need?
MooseheadJack13 (10:28:14 AM): Superman got a hangnail, the poor, oh wait, he can get shot and it bounces off his chest, fuck him
MooseheadJack13 (10:28:30 AM): compared to, this guy who just got locked up got gangraped in the shower
MooseheadJack13 (10:29:07 AM): gee, which one is going to be more dramatic? and evoke more emotion? forced rape, or a superhero who is having a bad fucking day and let some asinine villian that could never exist in the first place get away
MightyDerf86 (10:29:20 AM): and what's more impressive, some guy receiving a Cleveland Steamer or X-Ray Vision?
MooseheadJack13 (10:29:45 AM): well x-ray vision would be more impressive, but can that happen, no it can not
MooseheadJack13 (10:30:01 AM): so in summation, fuck comic books
MightyDerf86 (10:30:57 AM): excellent
MightyDerf86 (10:31:05 AM): I think I should post that somewhere
MooseheadJack13 (10:31:48 AM): feh, all its going to do is set them off
MightyDerf86 (10:32:20 AM): that's the whole point
MightyDerf86 (10:32:33 AM): "No Moose, you don't understand... the Green Latern is a tortured soul!"
MightyDerf86 (10:32:40 AM): Lantern too
MightyDerf86 (10:32:41 AM): fuck off
MooseheadJack13 (10:32:55 AM): did the green latern get beat down by the Aryans?
MooseheadJack13 (10:33:02 AM): no he did not
MooseheadJack13 (10:33:08 AM): so what the fuck is he so tortured about
MooseheadJack13 (10:33:20 AM): never mind that super heroes are not real so it doesn't matter anyway
MooseheadJack13 (10:34:50 AM): that's like me analyzing Bugs Bunny and saying he is a tortured soul, the fact that he cross dresses and kisses men proves that he came from a dysfunctional family, and the fact that he is so hyper leads one to believe that he sufferes from ADD. The fact that he is persecuted by Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam makes him a tortured soul and adds drama to the cartoons
MooseheadJack13 (10:34:54 AM): no it fucking doesn't
MightyDerf86 (10:35:30 AM): HAHAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (10:35:32 AM): THAT WAS AWESOME!