[Pun]

[11:42] OO_Optard: what's solly's number? i wanna text him
[11:42] natecorbitt: hold on
[11:42] natecorbitt: (number deleted)
[11:42] natecorbitt: Joos gotsta stick together, right?
[11:44] OO_Optard: why bring the joos to the oven when you can bring the oven to the joos?
[11:45] natecorbitt: Thanks. Now I need a new monitor.....

[williamssl]

admin said:

[11:42]
[11:44] OO_Optard: why bring the joos to the oven when you can bring the oven to the joos?

HA!

[Pun]

And it keeps getting better:

[11:47] OO_Optard: i told him to use his joo powers to bargain the wildfire down to a small flame

[williamssl]

Why is Solly not trying to talk to the burning bush?

[OpTard]

solly told me to go bargain my face

[salmonjunkie]

He's not evacuating. He's just moving to Hollywood to help run it, that's all.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

That was awesome but not as awesome as getting a text from Ziggy that actually had capital letters. I thought someone stole his phone.

[Lucky]

Oh, that's just a lie.

[williamssl]

On most text messaging devices, aren't capital letters to begin sentences automatic? Meaning the device uses caps by default for the first letter of a new sentence...and that extra effort isn't required to generate the capital letter?

That makes perfect sense then. Oppie types w/o hitting "shift". On computer PC's - that's all lower case. On cell phones, blackberry's, etc...there will be caps in there but not cuz Oppie hit shift.