[Lucky]

Stacy Keibler





vs


Cheerleader Melissa



Feel free to make whatever arguments you like. No posting nudes. You can link to them but clearly label any NSFW images or video.

Poll will lock around midnight EST Sunday night.

[Mikey]

Under most circumstances, I'd argue to throw this matchup entirely out, because I see neither one of these girls as Elite Eight material. But with the sudden and flabbergasting fawning over the unattractive Melissa, I cast a STRONG vote for Stacy here.

Plus, the first shot of Stacy is one of the best I've seen of her. You've got cheerleaders, and then you got CHEERLEADERS. This one is easy people, don't let me down. At 8-3, so far so good.

[DevSop]

Under most circumstances I'd argue you're an idiot, but I won't. I can understand, well not really, but if Melissa isn't your ideal that's fine but to call her unattractive is asinine. I went over it against Shelley and I'll say it again, I'm not going to go the negative on Stacy even though I could (legs that aren't human and not in a good way, the chest of a 12 year old boy, the body where if you just give a little squeeze there's a good chance you get stabbed by a protruding rib) I won't do that at all. But what I will do is say that Melissa has been able to be a wrestler and be hot without being fake or manly.

I know this is the "Hot Chicks" showdown and personally I find Melissa to be hot, not the hottest in the showdown, but hot enough to deserve support, but I'm also taking into account it's Hot chicks in the wrestling world and for me, having some talent in the ring adds to that hotness. If Stacy had ANY talent whatsoever; in the ring, as a valet, ANYTHING, I'd consider voting for her. But she has none and Melissa does. Therefore in a close race-which personally to me this even isn't, but if it is...vote for the hottest in the wrestling world. If this was a generic showdown, maybe Stacy wins...but not here people...Vote for Melissa...it's the Vote that means something.



Willing to sell any vote except Lacey/Beulah as I'm completely undecided there and Melina/Sunny as it's already sold.

[Lucky]

Melissa really just isn't that attractive at all. She's fuckable and all. I could go home with her and I'd never feel the need to hide the hookup. But there's definitely nothing about her that makes me care to look at her. Just nothing at all. You just have an indy fetish or something.

Long legs aren't human?

[DevSop]

Long legs are fine, Stacy's legs are taller than El Gigante's entire height. At this point I believe her upper body, while being concave is also working with negative height.

[punk/core]

May 5, 2008 11:53:50 GMT -5 DevSop said:

the chest of a 12 year old boy

That's funny... that's the same thing I was going to say about Melissa's face.

[Eric O'Mac]

Maybe its the photos I'm shown here, but Melissa and Stacy's chests don't look all the different...

[Lucky]

Yeah, I don't think they really are. Dev's just being himself. If this goes long enough he'll have Stacy Keibler looking like a scarred mutant troll and Melissa as all that is beautiful about the female gender.

[DevSop]

And you'll be making pointless comparisons as to their LIKP and JASD.

And just for reference sake, I want ONE useful thing Stacy has done in the wrestling business that couldn't have been done by someone else. Just ONE.

[Lucky]

I refuse to answer that on the grounds that the title of my showdown is not "Female Wrestling Contributors."

[Eric O'Mac]

Yeah, this is the Hot Chick showdown, and, honestly, being able to wrestle isn't one of the things I look for when evaluating a chick to see if she's hot or not.

[Lucky]

The thing is, I like Melissa well enough. I had her on my ballot and encouraged others to do the same. I manipulated her 1st round matchup to give her a chance to unmask at Lockdown and convert some people. But a woman who most of the board didn't know existed a month ago has made it to the 3rd round. I'm tired of looking at the same couple of mediocre pictures of her because she does a good curbstomp and vertebreaker. Next Sunday night I don't want to be posting those exact two pictures of Melissa again because they are the only ones where she seems even mildly attractive that I can find. I want to be going through the extensive library of Stacy pictures.





That's what she did for wrestling.

[DevSop]

Except this is the Hot WRESTLING Female Showdown...Stacy is fucking useless in the WRESTLING aspect of this showdown. And I could care less if Stacy has 8 trillion pictures, her legs are still too fucking long, she has no upper body whatsoever and her chest may actually curve inwards.

It's not like we're even having this debate if Melissa was facing someone universally hot. This is the last round I planned on pimping her as I'm pretty sure she faces Mickie next round. But Stacy is, while not a scarred mutant, NOT HOT. She has long fucking legs...whoo fucking hoo. I didn't even want to get into a huge fucking debate here, I was going to work and see if I could get Melissa votes, but wasn't going to really get into hard because I saw she had a tough time last round and figured this would be even harder, but the shit you guys are spewing in support of fucking Stacy Keibler is garbage. She's an 8 foot tall anorexic skeleton that look like a boy. NOT HOT.

[Mikey]

May 5, 2008 15:09:30 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Blah blah blah

Are you gonna support your argument with photographic evidence like Lopez did? Because if so, I'm all eyes. Stacy's not among my favorites either. But I was just given a half dozen (mostly insane) reasons to not vote for Stacy after Lucky gave me two and a half reasons otherwise.

Are we supposed to be voting FOR Melissa here? Or just against Stacy? Because if it's the latter, that proves your girl can't get the job done. If it's the former, people need something to latch onto.

[Jack Quinn]

Melissa is not a REAL cheerleader

Stacy was

point Stacy

[Eric O'Mac]

It's a Hot Chick Showdown involving chicks who are involved with wrestling. The only tie this even remotely has to wrestlig is he fact that they have ties to the wrestling business. I vote on hotness. Wrestling, in my opinion, has nothing to do with hotness, but your opinion may be different.

But to microplay on what everyone else is saying, show me some damn pictures of Melissa being, actually hot. You may disagree, but the consensus here is that while Stacy isn't anyone's cup of tea, she has stronger visual evidence. So prove us wrong.

[BC]

Dev, usually I enjoy your ramblings, & I mean no disrespect to you, but this is ridiculous. Seriously. Saying Stacy is not attractive leads to you being gay arguments (not that there's anything wrong with that). Stacy's chest is not concave (nothing wrong with the occasional A- cup, althought honestly she may be a small B). She's a tight bodied blonde with with a pretty face and long legs. 95% of the male species will call that a hot girl. Stop arguing for the sake of arguing. Melissa's had a good, if not great run considering her exposure. I htink you may be ruining her appeal to some people with how assinine you're being about it.

[Lucky]

Yeah, I'm basically ignoring his "not hot" arguments. You can look at pictures and decide for yourself. Stacy's legs are TOO long? Don't get it. I'm quite fine with a small cup size and I prefer it personally to a girl like Trish who is on the other end. Its not a 12-year-old boy's chest that I've seen. She has a very underrated ass and all in all the body is one that fits her very well and is nicely proportioned. Its not anorexic because some women ARE skinny. Some have small frames and tight bodies and spent years as dancers and never spent much time pumping iron. I have nothing against a woman with some muscle and definition on her arms and stomach, but its actually not necessary for a woman. If it was we'd question Dev's obsession with that detective girl who actually seems to share many traits with Stacy.

And I continue not to understand why people think that because the field was narrowed to the world of wrestling for this showdown that actual wrestling skill need be in the criteria. I sincerely doubt that if we were doing a Hot Chick: Music showdown that people would be compaining that Jessica Simpson was ineligible because her music sucks and that Aretha Franklin is in fact the hottest of them all. If being a good wrestler makes someone hotter, cool. I'm not gonna argue with it. Maria's gimmick has had a direct impact on my opinion of her hotness it seems. Roxxi's seems to have had one for others. I'm not against it. But I'm not gonna validate holding women like Stacy to standards that aren't actually in the idea of the showdown. You don't want to vote for her because she wasn't a good wrestler? OOk. Do that. I'm gonna vote for her because she once did this.

[DevSop]

[DevSop]

No one, including me is saying wrestling ability should be the ONLY deciding factor but it should be ONE of the deciding factors. And I'm pretty sure in the nomination thread it was mentioned that it would be a factor. And again, before I got called out a few times, I said others could find Stacy attractive...I do not. I never have. And I've seen them both up close. Melissa is much better looking. My opinion. I've given reasons why I've gone that way...but I am fucking tired of qualifications in these things changing to suit the whim of the votes and for stupid shit like Melissa's ugly which I tried to avoid saying about Shelley last round and I had hopefully tried to avoid about Stacy until others started going there.

[DevSop]

[Lucky]

May 5, 2008 20:09:27 GMT -5 DevSop said:

No one, including me is saying wrestling ability should be the ONLY deciding factor but it should be ONE of the deciding factors. And I'm pretty sure in the nomination thread it was mentioned that it would be a factor.

No, it shouldn't. If you want it to be, fine. It was never part of the criteria but it was always allowed. In the nomination thread I even ranted about the impression I was getting that people were going to vote based purely on ability.

I've given reasons why I've gone that way...but I am fucking tired of qualifications in these things changing to suit the whim of the votes and for stupid shit like Melissa's ugly which I tried to avoid saying about Shelley last round and I had hopefully tried to avoid about Stacy until others started going there.

YOU DID?! Go back and read your first paragraph on Stacy, dude. Noone has said ANYTHING remotely as negative about Melissa as you have said about Stacy. Noone compared her to a 12-year-old boy, called her anorexic, or said she had inhuman legs or a conclaved chest.

Jeez, man. I don't care that you're saying crazy things about Stacy. But that one guy calling Melissa "unattractive" opened the flood gates you were trying so hard to keep closed? That's just crazy talk.

[DevSop]

I'm done Lucky...whatever. Just fucking whatever.

[Lucky]

Hey, man. Like I said, you can vote whatever way you want. But no, wrestling was never said to be part of the criteria. It can be, some included it. But the rules weren't changed or reinterpretated for Melissa. In fact I bent over backwards to get Melissa this far.

Just seems silly that you're so bent out of shape because Mike doesn't find her attractive and I don't think she's Stacy's equal.


EDIT: And yes, I've been silly in these things plenty of times.

[bdoriginal]

God I hate to do this, because as I mentioned before, I only like Stacey as Ms. Hancock, and as much as I love wrestling ability, I had to vote for the blonde chick. It hurts, oh it hurts, but she is hotter than Melissa. Hopefully I never have to vote for her again.