[Pun]

Aug 5, 2008 17:43:13 GMT -5 Courtney said:

Nothing's creeped me out so far.

Oh, you shouldn't have said that.... ;D

1. Do you still oppose bush? If not, afro, upside down triangle, or landing strip?

2. Have you given your boyfriend your "special gift" yet?

[Eric O'Mac]

Two questions: 1) Who is your favorite Pun's House poster and 2) why am I?

[Byrntrigan]

Aug 5, 2008 18:41:22 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Aug 5, 2008 17:58:00 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Court's dating Bald Bull? At least we know who has the bigger tits in this relationship

That's King Hippo, not Bald Bull!

I knew, but I didn't wanna ruin Solly's "Bald" Bull joke ;D

[Carlitos Coconut]

What is the appeal of thrash metal?
What is the appeal of The Who?


No,seriously. I want to know

[Byrntrigan]

Well since Bossman broke the seal...

I didn't want to be known as the weirdo that started the sex questions...

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies?
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Wow... I don't know how to follow that.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Aug 5, 2008 22:42:27 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

I didn't want to be known as the weirdo that started the sex questions...

But it's OK to start them for Pun and not Court? 8-)

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Speaking of which...

Jul 29, 2008 15:30:13 GMT -5 Courtney said:

and the most important question of all...

If you absolutely had to have buttsex with any one of our fine upstanding gentlemen of PH, who would it be?

And we might as well throw straight sex in there too.

I'm gonna guess you'll say Thai or Punker.

[Byrntrigan]

Aug 5, 2008 23:14:05 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Speaking of which...

Jul 29, 2008 15:30:13 GMT -5 Courtney said:

and the most important question of all...

If you absolutely had to have buttsex with any one of our fine upstanding gentlemen of PH, who would it be?

And we might as well throw straight sex in there too.

I'm gonna guess you'll say Thai or Punker.

Why stop there Solly? Buttseks and straight sex at the same time, who? ;D

[Byrntrigan]

Aug 5, 2008 22:55:35 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Aug 5, 2008 22:42:27 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

I didn't want to be known as the weirdo that started the sex questions...

But it's OK to start them for Pun and not Court? 8-)

It's more a question of semantics. Guys talk about weird shit all the time. Girls do as well, but you never really get the two to discuss that stuff together.

But I figured we treat as "one of the guys", and they want to be treated that way, so I'll ask the same questions that I asked Pun. I actually reaped all the questions I asked Pun and will just keep asking the same ones to everyone...

Plus, I don't think I actually started the sex questions with Pun. I just asked the most apparently.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Oh I know, it's just funner to bust your balls in the process

[Byrntrigan]

Aug 5, 2008 23:29:01 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Oh I know, it's just funner to bust your balls in the process

Indeed

[Byrntrigan]

Aug 5, 2008 22:54:44 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Wow... I don't know how to follow that.

Wow. Praise from Caesar

[salmonjunkie]

Did Yousef ever offer to meet you in person?

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Aug 5, 2008 18:44:31 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Shit. I had Bald Bull on the brain since this is Court's thread.

I've been trying to stay above the fray here but this warranted an exalt.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Aug 6, 2008 3:29:16 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Did Yousef ever offer to meet you in person?

See, that's creepier than anything we could ask... and I'm gonna say that was the least of what Yousef offered to do.

[Habs]

Aug 5, 2008 23:23:01 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Aug 5, 2008 23:14:05 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Speaking of which... And we might as well throw straight sex in there too.

I'm gonna guess you'll say Thai or Punker.

Why stop there Solly? Buttseks and straight sex at the same time, who? ;D

With Thai and Punker!

[salmonjunkie]

Aug 5, 2008 23:14:05 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Speaking of which...

Jul 29, 2008 15:30:13 GMT -5 Courtney said:

and the most important question of all...

If you absolutely had to have buttsex with any one of our fine upstanding gentlemen of PH, who would it be?

And we might as well throw straight sex in there too.

I'm gonna guess you'll say Thai or Punker.

Why do you say that? Is it because she likes ethnics?

Oh wait... we're supposed to be asking Courtney the questions here.

Do you like ethnics?

[salmonjunkie]

Aug 6, 2008 9:39:51 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Aug 6, 2008 3:29:16 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Did Yousef ever offer to meet you in person?

See, that's creepier than anything we could ask... and I'm gonna say that was the least of what Yousef offered to do.

You can say whatever you want, but it's Courtney answering questions here, not you, jewboy!

Here, I'll get even creepier.

Did Solly ever offer to meet you in person?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Aug 6, 2008 13:05:13 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Aug 5, 2008 23:14:05 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Speaking of which... And we might as well throw straight sex in there too.

I'm gonna guess you'll say Thai or Punker.

Why do you say that?

Because I think she kinda digs you and Ryan - plus with you, it wouldn't hurt

[salmonjunkie]

I'm a tender lover, what can I say?

[DevSop]

I actually think he was implying since you're Asian you have a very small penis. Even Curry Man said so.

[Courtney]

Aug 5, 2008 20:19:43 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

What's the one thing you love the most about your boyfriend?

He's funny and he sings to me playing the guitar.

What's the one thing you hate the most about your boyfriend?

I don't hate anything. But he tends to shut down and not tell me what's bothering him. That gets on my nerves.

[salmonjunkie]

Aug 6, 2008 14:48:18 GMT -5 DevSop said:

I actually think he was implying since you're Asian you have a very small penis. Even Curry Man said so.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

But really. I truly am a tender lover. Just ask Solly. He knows all about my gentle touch.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Thai's the foot fuckin' master. He don't be ticklin' or nothin'.