[DevSop]

Nice.

[Courtney]

Ew!!! :-X

[Fire-Babe]

Hey sweet! Columbus and Nashville play like 800 times a year we can maybe work something out.

[DevSop]

Can I watch?

[Andy]

Aug 5, 2008 14:11:10 GMT -5 Courtney said:

Aug 5, 2008 13:45:27 GMT -5 Carlitos Coconut said:

Who was the most talented Beatle?

My favorite Beatle is John, but I'd say the most talented is probably George.

Musically talented? Sure. Although he lacked that avoiding-the-icy-touch-of-God's-vengeful-hand talent.



1. Who will you be picking for the next round?
2. If its someone other than me, why?
3. Do you realize that, not only have I been to Murfreesboro, I know how to get back?
4. Do you know how much lye it takes to completely decompose a human body in an oil barrel? I do.

Aug 6, 2008 19:23:30 GMT -5 Courtney said:

I'm not scared of any of you.

You will be...

...you...will be...

[Courtney]

Aug 7, 2008 7:35:56 GMT -5 Andy said:

1. Who will you be picking for the next round?

Don't know yet.

2. If its someone other than me, why?

It won't be you probably because I like other people better ;D

3. Do you realize that, not only have I been to Murfreesboro, I know how to get back?

Good for you. Oatmeal raisin or sugar?

4. Do you know how much lye it takes to completely decompose a human body in an oil barrel? I do.

I don't, but will you be my test subject?

[Eric O'Mac]

OK, so CBS contacts you about doing a Big Brother type show using only posters from Pun's House. You have to choose 11 others to be in the house with you. Which 11 would you choose to create the best television show? Which 11 would you choose if you just wanted to be sane for ever how long the show was for? If you could, explain your choices.

[BTR]

I've always wondered....what's a clitoris?

[Habs]

Aug 7, 2008 7:35:56 GMT -5 Andy said:

You will be...

...you...will be...

Yoda reference, another reason for an EXALT.

[Andy]

Aug 7, 2008 8:50:24 GMT -5 Courtney said:

It won't be you probably because I like other people better ;D

Well, you could at least pick Punker then I'm sure it might have a chance of coming back around to me. Or coming inside me...or whatever.

[Andy]

Aug 7, 2008 9:51:06 GMT -5 BTR said:

I've always wondered....what's a clitoris?

Its the part of the vagina where the pee comes out. Duh.

[BTR]

Whoah whoah whoah, buddy.

What's a vagina?

[Andy]

A chest pain or discomfort that occurs when your heart muscle does not get enough blood.

[Byrntrigan]

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl/guy (not bi) to screw another girl/guy while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick/dude? Were you drunk as well?

[Courtney]

Aug 7, 2008 23:25:47 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?

I'll be honest. There have been times when I've been attracted to girls, but never enough that I would want to have sex with them. And I'm sorry...I like sex (with guys!!!) too much to ever go gay.

20. Ever had a threesome?

Nope

21. Ever try to get a girl/guy (not bi) to screw another girl/guy while you watched / participated?

No. Wouldn't that almost be the same thing as a threesome.

22. Ever screw a drunk chick/dude? Were you drunk as well?

Yes and yes ;D

[Pun]

Aug 8, 2008 6:51:43 GMT -5 Courtney said:

22. Ever screw a drunk chick/dude? Were you drunk as well?

Yes and yes ;D

Well, I guess that answers my question about your "special gift".

[Fire-Babe]

Aug 6, 2008 23:01:19 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Can I watch?

You wanna watch me and Courtney watch hockey? I imagine it'll be nothing but us ignoring you and yelling a variety of unladylike things at the referees.

Although, if it's Columbus v. Nashville, we may have to sit in different parts of the arena

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Aug 7, 2008 9:02:05 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

OK, so CBS contacts you about doing a Big Brother type show using only posters from Pun's House. You have to choose 11 others to be in the house with you. Which 11 would you choose to create the best television show? Which 11 would you choose if you just wanted to be sane for ever how long the show was for? If you could, explain your choices.

Did you forget this one, Court? It's a great question.

[Habs]

Ever did a fat guy (like Peter Griffin)? If so, were you drunk?

[BFG]

Aug 8, 2008 8:36:57 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Aug 6, 2008 23:01:19 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Can I watch?

You wanna watch me and Courtney watch hockey? I imagine it'll be nothing but us ignoring you and yelling a variety of unladylike things at the referees.

Although, if it's Columbus v. Nashville, we may have to sit in different parts of the arena

Well on the plus side, it's Columbus vs Nashville, so you can each buy a section of seats for 5 bucks.

FREE RICK NASH!!!

[punk/core]

Aug 6, 2008 16:05:00 GMT -5 Courtney said:

and Punker's pretty hot.

Wooooooooooo!

[Byrntrigan]

39. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
40. Any funny story associated with it?

[Andy]

41. Have you ever had anything other than a medical implement, feminine hygiene product, standard adult marital aid, human sexual organ or finger in your vagina or anus?

42. Any funny story associated with it?

[Courtney]

Aug 8, 2008 8:36:57 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Although, if it's Columbus v. Nashville, we may have to sit in different parts of the arena

Indeed. I'm in 303 aka The Diehards!

OK, so CBS contacts you about doing a Big Brother type show using only posters from Pun's House. You have to choose 11 others to be in the house with you. Which 11 would you choose to create the best television show? Which 11 would you choose if you just wanted to be sane for ever how long the show was for? If you could, explain your choices.

I didn't forget. I started to answer this one and then had to leave quickly so I just put it off. Anyway, here we go. It'd be the exact same 11 people by the way.

1) Solly and
2) Moose, because you can't have one without the other...and neither can they.
3) Thai= good music taste.
4) Fire= Girl Power!!!
5) Lucky= To bring the funny and rational thought
6) Dev= Along with Solly, I'd have someone to watch TV with
7) Stu= Foreign and he adores me!
Outback Jack/AA= Gotta have an old guy with wisdom! Either one fits the bill.
9) Eric=Again, he likes me.
10) Foreskin= Rockin' dude, but he'd be the first one out because of...
11) Punker= Hey, I gotta have something to look at and I don't want Foreskin to be my competition. ;D

Pun, you didn't make the cut because all you'd wanna do is watch Cubs games and nobody monopolizes my television.

[Courtney]

Aug 8, 2008 9:59:30 GMT -5 Habs said:

Ever did a fat guy (like Peter Griffin)? If so, were you drunk?

Nope, but I've been propositioned by many!