Stu as Morgan Freeman
Aug 5, 2008 7:28:16 GMT -5
Post by Pun on Aug 5, 2008 7:28:16 GMT -5
From this thread about Morgan Freeman's car accident comes Stu's post about Morgan Freeman narrating the events of his own death, ala Shawshank.
I can't wait until he narrates his own death.
"I wish I could tell you I didn't scream and that I didn't wet myself. I wish I could tell you that- but crashing a car is no fairytale adventure. Crashing a car consists of spinning, and then more spinning. Every so often, there's a bump. The car kept at it- sometimes I was able to fight off blacking out, sometimes not. And that's how it went for me- that was my routine. I do believe those first two revolutions were the worst for me, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this crash would have got the best of me."
Outstanding!
"I wish I could tell you I didn't scream and that I didn't wet myself. I wish I could tell you that- but crashing a car is no fairytale adventure. Crashing a car consists of spinning, and then more spinning. Every so often, there's a bump. The car kept at it- sometimes I was able to fight off blacking out, sometimes not. And that's how it went for me- that was my routine. I do believe those first two revolutions were the worst for me, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this crash would have got the best of me."
Outstanding!
