[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 14:29:04 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Your favorite moment as a Mets/Giants/Devils fan?

Mets-Ventura's Grand Single
Giants-Scott Norwide
Devils-Either Arnott's Stanley Cup winner or being there for all three banner raisings.

Your least favorite moment as a Mets/Giants/Devils fan?

Mets-Kenny Rogers series-ending walk to the Braves
Giants-The 49ers comeback
Devils-Either Mess's Game 6 hat-trick guaranteed win or MATTEAU!!! MATTEAU!!! MATTEAU!!!

Would you bang Court if she was ya know... willing?

Wait, they have to be willing???

FUCK.

[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 14:43:47 GMT -5 Habs said:

Have you done some travelling? If so, what's your favorite place?

As a partier, it was def. Cancun. Now as an adult, Vegas has its good points and San Diego was amazing. So one of those two, but I'll never forget Cancun.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?

Never wine. Just makes me sick. With casual friends in a casual atmosphere, I'm a beer drinker. Out for a night out and to have some fun, I can do some K1 & Sour or Sapphire & Tonic.

Pepsi or Coke?

Coke

Best delivery pizza?

Pizza itself, Papa John's. If I want the extras (wings, breadsticks) then Dominos.

[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 14:44:05 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Can you post some of your Con pics?

No, now go fuck yourself.


Actually, if/when I get time to take a break from everything. I'll post a few but I'm not exactly sure what people may wanna see so I might just try to figure out how to make that folder on Photobucket viewable or something.

[Andy]

On the pedo thing, what is the youngest girl that you would feel morally alright with plowing, were the law not a factor? Like, let's say the laws all go away tomorrow and you're immediately propositioned but 18 girls ages 1 through 18 all of equal attractiveness.

And honestly, don't say 1 because you think its funny. Say 1 because that's really how you feel.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Here's one you'll like: The Wilpons fire Omar and hire you. What do you do?

[The Canadian Content]

Aug 11, 2008 14:59:35 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Here's one you'll like: The Wilpons fire Omar and hire you. What do you do?

Do the Wilpons have a daughter? A Granddaughter?

[Eric O'Mac]

You get a chance to spend one day with any three people in history. Who are these people and what do you guys do that day?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Roman Polanski, Dakota Fanning, and Jon-Benet Ramsey[/Sop]

[Tommy]

If you could do one thing over again; just one, what would it be? Why? (other than the go fuck yourself answer)

[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 14:58:07 GMT -5 Andy said:

On the pedo thing, what is the youngest girl that you would feel morally alright with plowing, were the law not a factor? Like, let's say the laws all go away tomorrow and you're immediately propositioned but 18 girls ages 1 through 18 all of equal attractiveness.

And honestly, don't say 1 because you think its funny. Say 1 because that's really how you feel.

I truly am going to enjoy hell. With 100% honesty, which is what I hope to give to every question. Basing it off a previous question as to whether I thought Miley Cyrus was hot. If she wanted to fuck me, I'd do it without a 2nd thought. So as of now, the answer is 15. God forgive me.

[Habs]

Aug 11, 2008 15:23:58 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Aug 11, 2008 14:58:07 GMT -5 Andy said:

On the pedo thing, what is the youngest girl that you would feel morally alright with plowing, were the law not a factor? Like, let's say the laws all go away tomorrow and you're immediately propositioned but 18 girls ages 1 through 18 all of equal attractiveness.

And honestly, don't say 1 because you think its funny. Say 1 because that's really how you feel.

I truly am going to enjoy hell. With 100% honesty, which is what I hope to give to every question. Basing it off a previous question as to whether I thought Miley Cyrus was hot. If she wanted to fuck me, I'd do it without a 2nd thought. So as of now, the answer is 15. God forgive me.

God won't but I will

[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 14:59:35 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Here's one you'll like: The Wilpons fire Omar and hire you. What do you do?

Well after today, #1 is easy.

Place Aaron Heilman on the pitchers mound. Charge $5.00 to get into the park and $100.00 for a bag of rocks. Let's see what happens next.

After that, I would have talked to Cincinnati about Dunn for one of the corner OF spots, but that's not possible now.

Basically, if it's just for this season, I'm not sure what I could do. The bullpen is a joke and I don't see how it gets any better. If it's long-term, I stop paying for relievers completely and I'd be innovative and try something new. Sign 8 starters and let them know they'll be pitching on their "throw day" out of relief. It's radical, but middle relief is such a clusterfuck all around baseball, that something needs to be done differently for the 6th, 7th, and 8th innings.

Secondly, I'd find compromising photos of the Rays management team and owners and force them to trade Longoria, Kazmir, and Price to us for the now rock-battered corpse of Aaron Heilman, the obscenely horrid contract of Luis Castillo, and rights to the apple.

[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 15:00:42 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Aug 11, 2008 14:59:35 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Here's one you'll like: The Wilpons fire Omar and hire you. What do you do?

Do the Wilpons have a daughter? A Granddaughter?

No, but the Giants owning family, the Maras, have a gorgeous and talented female in their family that I would consider selling off family members to marry.

[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 15:20:24 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

You get a chance to spend one day with any three people in history. Who are these people and what do you guys do that day?

Damn you and your philosophically long questions/answers.

Three people in history...wow, I really don't know. I don't know if its sad or what not, but I really don't have any "heroes" like that where I'd like to spend time with them. Never been too political so all of those types are kinda out. Sports wise, I kinda think most would be assholes and the few guys I truly admire, I'd rather not ruin the image I have of them until they do it themselves.

Hmmm, well I'll try and not pick the same type so either Cobain or Bradley Nowell and basically I'd spend the day trying to find out what goes on in their heads with regards to both their music and why they find it necessary to sabotage their own lives with the drugs.

Second would be Paris Hilton cause I'd like to spend all day punching her in the chest to see if I could pull a Mortal Kombat and rip her spine out through the front of her body. She could be substituted with any number of others as well.

Third, to be superficial, Kristen Bell. And yes there would be lots of sex, but I'd consider talking to her too. Maybe.

[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 15:23:09 GMT -5 Tommy said:

If you could do one thing over again; just one, what would it be? Why? (other than the go fuck yourself answer)

Sit casually anywhere with a good group of friends and just discuss life, sports, tv. Have interesting conversations and just kinda not worry about responsibilities and stress.

[Tommy]

Aug 11, 2008 16:48:39 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Aug 11, 2008 15:00:42 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Do the Wilpons have a daughter? A Granddaughter?

No, but the Giants owning family, the Maras, have a gorgeous and talented female in their family that I would consider selling off family members to marry.

She's pretty slammin'

[williamssl]

A bus is coming.

Oh, it's a mighty mighty bus. And it's moving fast.

So fast that you only have time to tell ONE PERSON to jump in front of it and die. But you've gotta be quick!!!!! Who is it?


EDIT:

[DevSop]

You. Isn't it time for you to have another fit by the way?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Here's one I know I've never asked you - ever been engaged? How long was your most serious relationship?

[Pun]

Aug 11, 2008 19:10:20 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Here's one I know I've never asked you - ever been engaged?

He couldn't get her parents' permission.

[Batman]

Aug 11, 2008 18:10:41 GMT -5 DevSop said:

You. Isn't it time for you to have another fit by the way?

True.

But that was an awesome post.

"A mighty, mighty bus..."


We all have to make up Dev Sop names now--take a hockey team from your area and combine it with a TV show that was set near you. I am now WildMoore!

[DevSop]

Serge, just so ya know...you were a close second for the bus comment.

[DevSop]

Aug 11, 2008 19:10:20 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Here's one I know I've never asked you - ever been engaged? How long was your most serious relationship?

No, never been engaged.
Off and for like 2 years. It was complicated and we never had the right timing.

[Batman]

Aug 11, 2008 19:59:51 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Serge, just so ya know...you were a close second for the bus comment.

Oh, I know.

[Fire-Babe]

Aug 11, 2008 19:39:50 GMT -5 Batman said:

We all have to make up Dev Sop names now--take a hockey team from your area and combine it with a TV show that was set near you. I am now WildMoore!

That sucks. That would make me BlueJacketsFamilyTies.